Next morning: Snow Elf found dead in apartment after unveiling new prototype drug, "KUSA" written on her forehead. Detectives assume the killing is connected to a drug war.
Hey, unlike that don dragon, Lamy hasn't hab a triad yet, we need to make a day/night shift of protecting her, we take turn each, totally not stalking okay, this to prevent unwanted mob raiding Lamy house, okay
with my medical experience and years of handling medicine. Asacoco is an aphrodasiac + libido booster + hyperactivity inducing drug. Lamyflu is almost just a "high" inducing drug, as well as a pheromone producing drug giving the sense of comfort and safety. if you hypothetically took both. depending on the concentration of the drug. you'll become a hololiver.
I don't know if Hololive is a Russian Lab or a new Cartel de Medellin anymore, since they produce and traffic illegal substances around the world... Anyways can Lamyflu cure my deafness due MatsuRushiHaachama screams?
@@Cielzerozx004 Still too late. Everyone bar Coco (who remains loyal to her dose of Asacoco) has already gotten a dose of Lamyflu by the time you called Sora-senpai.
I see a lot of discussion about Lamyflu vs Asacoco. The answer I see a lot is both. But you are not supposed to take them together. You take Asacoco to have a good time. You take Lamyflu to stop having a bad time.
Let's be hoenst here, Asacoco has no rivals. If you're in Hololive hell, it comes packaged with your ticket to go deeper. This is just Asacoco lite, where Haachama is Asacoco dark.
AsaCoco: "finally, a worthy a opponent! Out battle will be legendary!" Lamyflu: "not really. Since ill take you out with one shot!" *"and thus, the historic battle commences! Will AsaCoco prevail? Or will it lose to the new opponent lamyflu? Find out next time in Dragon Ball Z!"*
If there's light, there's darkness. If there's hope, there's despair. If there's good, there's bad. if there's head, there's tail. If there's lamyflu, there's asacoco. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
So, by logic, if Lamy's desk hit can heal desk-kun, then Lamyflu can heal Asacoco overdose, that way I can keep on intaking Asacoco which in turn makes me have to consume Lamyflu. Seems like a pretty profitable business for me, even if she continues selling Lamyflu for free as long as she requests her share in Asacoco's revenue
Coco : *_"Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"_* This reminds me of Matsuri that sold her nasal mucus for 4570円 xD At this point Holo members can sell anything and people will buy it
Botan's "Healing Tapes", Nene's shady "Multi-Quadrillion Yen Company" and now Lamy's "Lamyflu". HoloFive's got the right idea, you'd need a joint effort when trying to take down the AsaCoco Empire.
If Asacoco is concentrated degeneracy, then Lamyflu is concentrated wholesomeness
so true
True AF
*Heck yeah!* 😏
now mix them for maximum potency.
@@OMGwtfSTFUbrb Don't mix uppers and downers. That's a bad.
The way she immediately changed the price to 0 after seeing yukimin sending a bunch of sc’s makes her that much more lovable!
Truly, the idol of the people
Thanks God Yukimin not as degenerate as Matsurisu where tens of them try buy Matsuri snot for 4650 Yen (one of them buy 10 of it)
Yukihara might be a saving grace for YAGOO!
_might_
Also gonna point out she decreased the price immediately upon getting the first SC, from 2k to 1k.
Indeed, probably didn't want people to feel like donating more.
She'll give it for free... she says... Then everyone will get dependent on it...
Yeah, drug dealer trick
Everyone knows that the first dose is for free, is from the 2nd one onwards where they screw you over
Free?? *Bass boosted Russian anthem*
Reminds me of Reagan
Polka be like: "I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!"
Gen 5*
@@あきら-v7h please, polka Is already going high when botan and the others are going to buy.
Follower of Korone I think you underestimate one member that already has been high by Lamy aru
Never forgetti polka went ham and whaled for 10 korone pillows on the crane game.
I still believe Polka joined Hololive entirely to get closer to Lamy.
It’s perfect balance now. The crippling drug Asacoco and the life saver Lamyflu
Ill take her entire stock. It also says Lamy can cure depression.
"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
Military mark 1 injectors delivering 2 mg of Asacoco and 600mg of Lamyflu
Then you take into account whatever drugs are in Amelia Watson's syringes
Next morning:
Snow Elf found dead in apartment after unveiling new prototype drug, "KUSA" written on her forehead. Detectives assume the killing is connected to a drug war.
Lion Husband responds:
"She'll respawn in 5 minutes"
Hey, unlike that don dragon, Lamy hasn't hab a triad yet, we need to make a day/night shift of protecting her, we take turn each, totally not stalking okay, this to prevent unwanted mob raiding Lamy house, okay
The Yukihana-Kiryu War? now that's interesting
@@satanichiamcdowell6298 that's though
Yukiza vs Orange Dragon Triad.
Asacoco, then pikameth, now Lamyflu....Christ this is like colombia
Damn oof
I can see a whole tv series about it coming soon
Pikameth, holy shit
*FUCK THIS*
*I'M SELLING METH!*
"Coco Escobar: The Patron of VDrugs"
As a Colombian, I can confirm
Wait I've seen this tactic before...
She's making us get addicted to her drug so that she can raise the price more!
Still would buy though.
No no she created a magic pill that cures everything from Asacoco overdose to Depression. I will take all her stock
Work at nene's company, you'll never run out of stock
Lamyflu it cures everything in just one pill
Will it cure the Haachama chama in my head?
Lamy cures my overdose of Asacoco.
@@zeeweiird2204 I'm sorry...
@@zeeweiird2204 10 boxes of Lamyfuru might do the trick.
¥0
Free real estate
You're welcome.
@@zeeweiird2204 that's a lethal disease. So, just give up and enjoy your moment as a pig ..
Asacoco: Finally a worthy opponent.
Our battle will be legendary!
*Lamyflu is created*
Choco-sensei: wait what the hell?
*It's free*
Coco: I know right!? My business will go down the drain!
Protecc Lamy at all costs.
Yakuza gonna raid lamy mama's house..
@@Reiro-lh3it *P R O T E C C AT ALL COST*
@@Reiro-lh3it
Hire Korone for protection
with my medical experience and years of handling medicine.
Asacoco is an aphrodasiac + libido booster + hyperactivity inducing drug.
Lamyflu is almost just a "high" inducing drug, as well as a pheromone producing drug giving the sense of comfort and safety.
if you hypothetically took both. depending on the concentration of the drug. you'll become a hololiver.
I knew I wanted to speedball them together for a reason.
I don't know if Hololive is a Russian Lab or a new Cartel de Medellin anymore, since they produce and traffic illegal substances around the world...
Anyways can Lamyflu cure my deafness due MatsuRushiHaachama screams?
Lamy's desk slam actually heals desk-kun as opposed to others, maybe her scream will cure your deafness?
Dododo Of course. Just consume it according to prescriptions.
10 boxes per day.
That's ¥10,000.
You're welcome.
@@Meonium her,Towa and Ayame has the power to heal desks lol
Can it cure all the viruses we see tho
And Aqua screams
Lamy-mama trying to cure Hololive and make them seiso again. Coco might need to hire a yubi yubi professional to stop her.
Too late. Korone is sitting in the corner with a smile on her face staring at the ceiling! Call sora senpai for this kind of situations!
@@Cielzerozx004 Still too late. Everyone bar Coco (who remains loyal to her dose of Asacoco) has already gotten a dose of Lamyflu by the time you called Sora-senpai.
Plot Twist: Lamyflu is developed because Sora Senpai asks Lamy to restore YAGOO's dream.
They got a hitman living next door tho
Maybe she called for backup, i mean Hololive English is now a thing and who knows maybe Coco rounded them up
Meanwhile Coco:
"OHO, You're approaching me?"
I can't sell my Lamyflu without getting closer
Then come as close as you like
I'll have my daily dose of that wholesomeness fluff.
Waiting for Polkaspirin...
Lamyflu or Asacoco that's one tough question but here my answer:
*Of course both*
After you got high with Asacoco, you can relief it with Lamyflu
Nooooo
You'll over dose and die!!
Well that being said It could happen even if you consume asacoco alone...
So no big deals
WHY NOT BOTH?
It's probably like taking caffeine and alcohol at the same time.
Taking both of these drugs at the same time
Lamyflu when you're feeling down
Asacoco when you're feeling happy
*I see this as win-win*
Lamy: "it is free for everyone"
Simps: "I will pay a lot for it anyway"
Asacoco and Lamyflu
Yin and Yang
Hell and Heaven
*_Perfectly Balanced, as all things should be_*
Lamy: "You know, i'm something of a Drug Lord myself."
Consume Asacoco and Lamyflu at the same time
*Big brain pro gamer move*
Coco sells the drugs and Lamy gives the medicine. it's an infinite income
Ok everyone is talking about which one would be better, but what if you take them *together*
Probably will have some side effects.
Your liver will prolly question your decisions
@@breadclips845 Your liver will become an HOLO-liver!!!!
They cancel each other out, asacoco makes you a degenerate while Lamyflu promotes wholesomeness and anti-depression.
@@Seazle7 Agree.
Her whole existence is basically an elixir for depression...
"... AND I'm not done yet!!
If you buy 4 LamyFlu boxes, we will add a LamyFlu cushion!!!"
Yukihana Lamy, probably
The rivalry arc has begun
I see a lot of discussion about Lamyflu vs Asacoco. The answer I see a lot is both. But you are not supposed to take them together.
You take Asacoco to have a good time.
You take Lamyflu to stop having a bad time.
So what does it do? Exactly the opposite of Asacoco? Like turning them into good boys/girls, pure, wholesome and sweet?
Lamy wantes to cure our sadness with her happiness cure.
The image on the top right of her stream makes me complete.
Can't wait to see this Lamyflu in Asacoco news.
Will be fun to see what kind of exaggerated slander Coco will make up about it to save her Asacoco business.
Mention coco to get featured !
*Oh no our lamy mama*
Nooooooooooo
Please give me the entire stock!!!
She never was innocent...all this time we were fooled, Lamy is actually the new Heisenberg
@@WDWatameVirus Lamy made the cure for anything. Thats her power is to heal. I needed a cure for Asacoco overdose.
@@SWIFTO_SCYTHE what about Haachama chama syndrome?
If you don't do your job right I'll take over as the pekora virus you are forgetting the laugh yet again
@@thearchetype9606 that's a wholesomely dangerous threats ngl
When you intake Lamyflu, you'll crave for asacoco. when you intake asacoco, you'll crave for Lamyflu. It's a cycle of life.
Local Vtuber invents panacea, solves pandemic with sheer cuteness.
She's drawing... WITH A MOUSE! My god. My insides are cringing from memories of drawing without a tablet.
lamyflu : *exists*
me : "I"LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCKS"
Kaichou: Asacoco
Mama: Lamyflu
Probably someone: WhY nOt BOtH?
That Time My Winter Mother Became a Drug Dealer
Id rather have *Lamyflu* than *Covid*
But Lamyflu is a drug not a virus
Let's be hoenst here, Asacoco has no rivals. If you're in Hololive hell, it comes packaged with your ticket to go deeper. This is just Asacoco lite, where Haachama is Asacoco dark.
After the first SC she was like "oh f*** I forgot these guys are crazy they are going to give me all their money if I don't change the price!"
When asacoco is dangerous drugs.......
Then this lamyflu is the cure/antidote.....
It's win-win to us lol
Lamy: "Let me make it ¥1000 for 1 pack"
SCs: *"It's our call boys."*
Yes! A perfect drug to make my illness go away
Can't believe that Mama Lamy made a cure on sickness for free and making it spread news at Asacoco
Sasuga Mama.
*Lamyflu product officially released into market*
Stock brokers: My time has come.
Meanwhile at Asacoco HQ: Coco: wHy dO i HeAr B0Ss MuSiC????
Suitamins
Asacoco
Watsons concoction
Lamyflu
There done Covid 19 no more
what if we combined those drugs?
Didn't see this coming... a new rival has appeared!!
This is a start for her world domination, an opportunist and a healer, watch out for this one lads!
but still
*I wILl TakE yOur eNTIre STock!*
While Botan selling her posters, mama Lamy selling lamy flu here.
Yagoo money never end seems like.
Each member that streams in the morning has their own dru- medicine
Legends say this drug can cure death itself
Introducing Lamyflu. The future version of senzu beans! Buy a pack, and get the best Lamy induced experience with full rejuvination!
Lamy is restoring balance to the Hololive Force between good and evil.
Oh wow she has gotten a lot better at drawing
AsaCoco: "finally, a worthy a opponent! Out battle will be legendary!"
Lamyflu: "not really. Since ill take you out with one shot!"
*"and thus, the historic battle commences! Will AsaCoco prevail? Or will it lose to the new opponent lamyflu? Find out next time in Dragon Ball Z!"*
More like Dragon Snow B(attle) to me lmao
One degenelates you, the other purifies you
everything is now perfectly balanced as everything should be
If there's light, there's darkness.
If there's hope, there's despair.
If there's good, there's bad.
if there's head, there's tail.
If there's lamyflu, there's asacoco.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
When you want a shot of energy, take Asacoco. When you want to relax, take Lamyflu.
Ngl out of everyone in the 5th gen i was most excited for polka but lamy is quickly growing to be my favorite just everything about her is great
every syllable she utters is a gift from god on this earth what the FUCK she is cute
My "Medication" Dealer can't be this Wholesome.
So, by logic, if Lamy's desk hit can heal desk-kun, then Lamyflu can heal Asacoco overdose, that way I can keep on intaking Asacoco which in turn makes me have to consume Lamyflu. Seems like a pretty profitable business for me, even if she continues selling Lamyflu for free as long as she requests her share in Asacoco's revenue
Yagoo's hopeful smile is fading.
"Coco Street, Home. At least it was until I f**cked everythang up...."
Lamy is too pure for this world.
Well, drugs are still drugs, we can now overdose on both Asacoco and Lamyflu. I see this as an absolute win
I knew it, AsaCoco will take everything
Lamyflu exist
Asacoco : Finally! A worhty opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
There is one being that has said "I need to take his insanity, and triple it"
Her laugh is getting more powerful
Imma stock this up in our ER crash cart... we've been seeing a marked increase in AsaCoco overdose in the past few months.
AsaCoCo for life
Ah Hololive, my favorite drugstore.
_Hololive is secretly a pharmaceutical company_ 🤣🤣🤣
This is your brain on Asacoco
This is your brain on Lamyflu
Lamy sells a new drug
Me: I'LL TAKE YOU'RE ENTIRE STOCK
That's a real STONKS strat
Now this is the kinda healthcare I'm all about.
so this is my cure for asacoco overdose
Select your favorite pandemic:
*Korone Virus*
*Asacoco Virus*
*Baqua Virus*
*Neee Virus*
*Towa Virus*
*Watame Virus*
*Pekora Virus*
*Rushia Virus*
*Matsuri Virus*
There are more ホロライブ Viruses XD?
*Fubuki Virus* exist
*Ayame Virus* exist
*Roboco Virus* exist
*Okayu Virus* exist
*Suisei Virus* exist
XDD
I'll choose ViRushia
Edit:nvm i didn't saw you included Rushia Virus xD
I wonder if it includes and daiba in it, or if there's gonna be a 5th Gen drug war coming up...
She has great “rami”fication on us.
My brain: that looks like a Nintendo switch logo
Lammy is getting more and more angelic by the day.
I hope Haachama takes some cause she clearly needs it.
Coco : *_"Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"_*
This reminds me of Matsuri that sold her nasal mucus for 4570円 xD
At this point Holo members can sell anything and people will buy it
theres suisei selling coats and furniture too
and thus an SCP was created..
(i hope so)
The 5th gen seems to be making a lot of enemies. Seriously, Haachama, Watame, and now Coco is being challenged too? What madlads.
Coco: FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT!
Lamy mama is smart. Of course the first one's free to get us hooked. Its like the opioid crisis all over again.
Botan's "Healing Tapes", Nene's shady "Multi-Quadrillion Yen Company" and now Lamy's "Lamyflu". HoloFive's got the right idea, you'd need a joint effort when trying to take down the AsaCoco Empire.
The cure of degeneracy of Asacoco to Lamyflu wholesomeness
Asacoco, Pikameth, Watson Concoction and now Lamyflu?
Have a free sample lmao drug tactics
,,I'll take your entire stock!"
Finally there is the brave one who can risk themself to challenge the monopolistic Asacoco.
hololive merch pitch: gummy/candy named LamyFlu. Package design would be that of a medicine.
... Coco's product could cell in the black market
500mg of pure healing in every pill.
Asacoco = CHAOS Lamyflu = ORDER We have the recipe of the universe here.
Duuuuuude , 2:22 was magical
*Lamyflu*
$0.00
-Buy one get one free
-Comes with free shipping