11:08 nah like at my school you have like 600 kids running past you in a big swarm with like 5 teachers running after them blowing there whistles and there’s a little fight happening 😂😂
I always used to walk into the wrong classroom when I was in kindergarten. All because one teacher kept telling me where my classroom was and wasn't specific enough for my 5-year-old brain 😂😅
At the start of this year in maths we has a intruder alarm ( drill ) then when we got up he said we had a fire drill right after. We lit has 10 mins of the lesson😂
6:29 my deputy head went to like this sports thingy a couple years ago and some1 in my class said like “we are all family today” to be funny, and he has never let it go, to this day he acts like her dad when stuff like dad jokes is brought up, or something
Why did this video remind me of the time I saw my classmates stacked on top of each other- 😂💀🤚A teacher became a Karen and got all angry at the students then after break came over to my class and complained at everyone, I watched the whole thing 😂😂 Also when a girl in my class drew someone else’s name in one of the stalls oh the drama was great from that 😂 well I’m yapping to much now but, once my teacher was told that it was indoor break but then we realised it was outdoor and a teacher outside got all mad at us for no reason whatsoever even though it wasn’t our fault 😑
4:34 once me my brother and my sister did that but we got caught so we couldn’t go on any tvs or iPads or whatever 😂and 17:17 when I was going to a club after school I threw up on the floor so my mum had to go to the club and pick me up 😂
In my nativity i was someone i cant remember the name but i was an old lady in a dressing gown with hair curlers in her hair *2 of my friends also did this and yes this was a nativity*😭🙏
18:48 my dog actually ate my maths homework in year 2 and i told my teacher and she didn’t believe me until she saw the page with dog slobber and bite marks with half of it ripped out 😂😂😂
2:16 it once went off when my class were getting changed for pe. Some people (like me had short sleeved T-shirts on as we were doing pe inside), others were in half pe kit and half uniform and about 3 people didn’t have any shoes on. It was raining too lol 💀
20:34 Rumors were going around about my maths teacher was sleeping with a year 11 girl while on a skiing trip which is weird because there were always these same girls that would come into my maths class every lesson. That teacher was never seen again and no one knows what happened or if it was really true
It probably was because normally when a teacher leaves the school would tell u a reason.the fact that nobody even told you they left means he did probably do it
8:57 I made a pencil holder out of Lego and have it for a couple classes until the kid pushed it off the table. The teacher forced him to help me rebuild it.
In yr. 7 I was in math and I HATED the topic so I said my stomach hurt and the teacher send me to pastoral and they gave me a paracetamol and told me to drink the water and I was drinking it for the next 45 minutes until that period was over 😅😅😅
When we go on trips, me and my mate are always late to get on the bus so we get on the front at the bottom and we just start talking about the weirdest crap ever and then the teacher ends up sitting in front of us and we just go dead silent.
I was in primary school once and me and my mum went on holiday to Disneyland Paris for 3 or 4 days.we told the school I was ill and they believed it. When I went back to school the next day after I came back I actually got sick and throw up on the carpet in the classroom . At least I got sent home. Love your videos btw 👻
One time when I was in new one, my friend Billy told me a story of how one time he walked into a wrong classroom and the teachers and kids stareds that him he realised it was the wrong person
In our high school, the government pays for our home economic stuff which is good until one of the teachers gave an entire class food poisoning by forcing them to eat out of date chicken
the one about swinging chairs I've witnessed someone falling and banging their head I remember I saw the bone in his head and blood was everywhere so that means sometimes the teachers ain't lying about that kid who swung on the chair
I remember some @ut1stic kid rang the fire alarm 5 times at school and everyone was just so confused, my classmates were like: Classmate 1: YO WE GET TO SKIP LESSONS (15 mins later) Classmate 1: ok nvm i take that back THIS GONE ON FOR 30 MINS STRAIGHT SO THE HEADTEACHER HAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT IS OK AND YOU DONT NEED TO GO OUT Honestly i didn’t really care, i just thought it was funny because this was the first time this has ever happened.
We actually had a helicopter come down because a kid got whacked on the back of the head and had blood dripping out his eyes, turns out he has a really weak skull so any force could kill him!
For the terrible nurse and being sick one, i have two stories: 1- in year 6, i hurt my wrist at break. Was sent to the office and was given an ice pack, while barely holding it together in tears. The next day i went to the hospital, and found out that i had a fractured wrist (my bone had bent( a buckle fracture)). 2- A bird shat in someone in my classes mouth and he was sick in class and was barely sent home.
9:36 bro one time my male teacher was talking about private parts and he went “so yeah you cant touch here { refering to balls] and here [refering to boobs]” and it was so funny and another time, when we were in i science lesson learning about planets he said “ you can fell uranus if you sit down” 😂😂😂
I remember breaking my leg while doing football. I kicked the MUGA fence really hard and broke my leg. Stupid Meadowfield thought I was fine!! And I wasn't!!
6:36 I didn’t use my phone. But it went off during a whole school assembly. I was sat on the edge of the row. Next to a teacher. Had to hand my phone in every day for a week
17:59 a boy I used to know got hell in the back three years just to pass one year and that was year four he’s only just gonna be getting into year seven in 2027 RIPRIP EDIT: he’s supposed to be in year 10
I did, love your channel, im subscribed wish i could join but im broke, love ur humor and personality hope you have and had a grea dayvwhile its happening ❤
As someone that had golden time, yes, it does replace lesson time. It usually ends up being cancelled after y5 I also got pantsed My old headteacher cried when I left in y6 (last day and we were the first y1 students)
Something i can watch while eating my dinner
I'm usually chillin in my bed watching these at 3am
Me too im eating :)
Early dinner in the uk at least lol.
@PatrickGibson-wu8nm just got back from Libyan school, I'm gonna eat penne rn
💀
11:08 nah like at my school you have like 600 kids running past you in a big swarm with like 5 teachers running after them blowing there whistles and there’s a little fight happening 😂😂
“Welcome back to the TH-cam!”
Love it
Makes him sound like someone new on TH-cam and made an account straight away
My parents were never called in for bad behaviour but for good behaviour😅
me too🤣🤣🤣
Same 😂😂
That makes you sound like those sucking up teachers pets…
bro makes school sound like a f*cking strip club
You are my fave youtuber
Fr 😭
Probably bc it is
If it is, I’m glad I’m here. 3:52
I know tell me about it
4:15 my school actually had a student that died, at the school, from falling from the bell tower 😃
What!?!?!
6:54 we never got sports kits we used our school uniforms and were sweaty and stinky the whole day
welcome back to the youtube never gets old🎉
I love playing cool math games 😁
12:45 it’s the same in the girls toilets 😭😭😭
So true
I always used to walk into the wrong classroom when I was in kindergarten. All because one teacher kept telling me where my classroom was and wasn't specific enough for my 5-year-old brain 😂😅
At the start of this year in maths we has a intruder alarm ( drill ) then when we got up he said we had a fire drill right after. We lit has 10 mins of the lesson😂
6:29 my deputy head went to like this sports thingy a couple years ago and some1 in my class said like “we are all family today” to be funny, and he has never let it go, to this day he acts like her dad when stuff like dad jokes is brought up, or something
10:44 it's during lesson time I had it for an hour every Friday you could bring in toys and stuff aswell
Why did this video remind me of the time I saw my classmates stacked on top of each other- 😂💀🤚A teacher became a Karen and got all angry at the students then after break came over to my class and complained at everyone, I watched the whole thing 😂😂 Also when a girl in my class drew someone else’s name in one of the stalls oh the drama was great from that 😂 well I’m yapping to much now but, once my teacher was told that it was indoor break but then we realised it was outdoor and a teacher outside got all mad at us for no reason whatsoever even though it wasn’t our fault 😑
4:34 once me my brother and my sister did that but we got caught so we couldn’t go on any tvs or iPads or whatever 😂and 17:17 when I was going to a club after school I threw up on the floor so my mum had to go to the club and pick me up 😂
Nah my geography teacher just told someone who was swinging on her chair "You're gonna break the wall (name), c'mon get off"
In my nativity i was someone i cant remember the name but i was an old lady in a dressing gown with hair curlers in her hair *2 of my friends also did this and yes this was a nativity*😭🙏
18:48 my dog actually ate my maths homework in year 2 and i told my teacher and she didn’t believe me until she saw the page with dog slobber and bite marks with half of it ripped out 😂😂😂
I had a Golden Time in my private school. It was every Friday on the last period. For an hour we got to do what we want !
2:16 it once went off when my class were getting changed for pe. Some people (like me had short sleeved T-shirts on as we were doing pe inside), others were in half pe kit and half uniform and about 3 people didn’t have any shoes on. It was raining too lol 💀
Haha lol
0:34?? Mate I got all my family to sub😭😭 what can I do?😅😂
Bro laughs at literally every text in the world😅
My friend broke his collarbone and the nurse just gave him a wet paper towel and told him to go away 😂
20:34 Rumors were going around about my maths teacher was sleeping with a year 11 girl while on a skiing trip which is weird because there were always these same girls that would come into my maths class every lesson.
That teacher was never seen again and no one knows what happened or if it was really true
It probably was because normally when a teacher leaves the school would tell u a reason.the fact that nobody even told you they left means he did probably do it
If it was true I would be sick
I remember golden time in primary school 😂
Ikr 🤣
I fell asleep In year 9. It was my Irish teacher. He woke me up and screamed at me saying DAN!!! IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!! WAKE UP!!! 😂😂
Something I can watch while eating my
dinner I’m really eating noodles do
Loki I like Chiken raps
The fire alarm went off 3 weeks ago in Maths and me and my mates ran out cheering and got a DT
I remember getting an award for breaking rulers in primary, I broke hundreds of rulers on accident
i called my conputing teacher grandad once…😢
9:40 doing it with all your freinds 😂
I got caught doing home work in lesson 😂 and had to stay behind lesson
People In my school forgot there pe kits so much you have to wear them to school 😂
8:57
I made a pencil holder out of Lego and have it for a couple classes until the kid pushed it off the table. The teacher forced him to help me rebuild it.
I,be called my teacher mom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In yr. 7 I was in math and I HATED the topic so I said my stomach hurt and the teacher send me to pastoral and they gave me a paracetamol and told me to drink the water and I was drinking it for the next 45 minutes until that period was over 😅😅😅
Exactly the swing chair happened to everyone
my school completely terrorises these substitutes they yell scream switch seats throw stuff at them.
Ok is this just my school or..
History Teacher: 💪💪
PE Teacher:*super fat*
No it’s the other way round for me
Is your PE teacher CaseOh
3:12 the teachers have this thing to watch our screens 😅
Nah cuz I get so excited when bro posts I love British TH-camrs cuz then I actually have someone to relate to🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🧑🦲
My school has golden time for 1 hour every Friday
YES I LOVED COOL MATHS GAMES GROWING UP😂
When we go on trips, me and my mate are always late to get on the bus so we get on the front at the bottom and we just start talking about the weirdest crap ever and then the teacher ends up sitting in front of us and we just go dead silent.
With the fire drill if there was a real fire I'm be like miss move out the fuckin way
I ❤this content to much lad😊
20% out of everyone is a good ratio ngl
BRO I ONCE FELL ASLEEP IN CLASS IN Y1 AT MEDITATION TIME AND THE TEACHER DIDNT EVEN GET MAD LOL I FELL ASLEEP UNTIL LIKE THE END OF THE DAY
The fact im going back to school tomorrow 😂
Ha I'm going school the day after you( just a joke by the way)😂
It took a weird turn crazy fast
I Love your videos!! Never fails to make me laugh!!! 😁
I was in primary school once and me and my mum went on holiday to Disneyland Paris for 3 or 4 days.we told the school I was ill and they believed it. When I went back to school the next day after I came back I actually got sick and throw up on the carpet in the classroom . At least I got sent home.
Love your videos btw 👻
Every school nurse,
I'm dying I need the defibrillator
Nah you're fine wet a paper towel
ME:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME IM DYING
*dies*💔💔💔
My school had one hour at the end of the day that we wouldn’t do work and did whatever we wanted to do
the perfect thing to watch while eating my tea (dinner)
0:24 I’m subscribed don’t attack me 😳😂
And I was subbed already because your goated
No Brick-person2... YOU are goated
I love JJ
One time when I was in new one, my friend Billy told me a story of how one time he walked into a wrong classroom and the teachers and kids stareds that him he realised it was the wrong person
4:09 my school said that a kid cracked his head swinging on a chair
Same as mine and I actually saw that happening
Bro makes school sound like a fucking strip club
9:56 Bro, I literally got the reward of being the smartest kid in school like for every subject, other than PE
The only time my mum picked up me was when i was sick and she didn't look happy when she saw me.
We had golden time where they had lots of fun things in primary school
science teacher watching this rn:
Teachers don’t know slang bro
In our high school, the government pays for our home economic stuff which is good until one of the teachers gave an entire class food poisoning by forcing them to eat out of date chicken
Lucky I love chicken
So real for this tho😭🤗
the one about swinging chairs I've witnessed someone falling and banging their head
I remember I saw the bone in his head and blood was everywhere
so that means sometimes the teachers ain't lying about that kid who swung on the chair
I remember some @ut1stic kid rang the fire alarm 5 times at school and everyone was just so confused, my classmates were like:
Classmate 1: YO WE GET TO SKIP LESSONS
(15 mins later)
Classmate 1: ok nvm i take that back
THIS GONE ON FOR 30 MINS STRAIGHT SO THE HEADTEACHER HAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT IS OK AND YOU DONT NEED TO GO OUT
Honestly i didn’t really care, i just thought it was funny because this was the first time this has ever happened.
What's wrong with the word "Autistic"? It's not a swear word, it's just a hidden disability
2:46 “You just got yourself an after school detention” is back
We actually had a helicopter come down because a kid got whacked on the back of the head and had blood dripping out his eyes, turns out he has a really weak skull so any force could kill him!
I like your British accent It’s kinda like more like dinner table queen
I agree my school alarm went of in mental maths i was sóooooooo relieved
For the terrible nurse and being sick one, i have two stories:
1- in year 6, i hurt my wrist at break. Was sent to the office and was given an ice pack, while barely holding it together in tears. The next day i went to the hospital, and found out that i had a fractured wrist (my bone had bent(
a buckle fracture)).
2- A bird shat in someone in my classes mouth and he was sick in class and was barely sent home.
okay i feel bad for that kid but that made me giggle
Very unlikely lol. Great vid jj.
9:36 bro one time my male teacher was talking about private parts and he went “so yeah you cant touch here { refering to balls] and here [refering to boobs]” and it was so funny and another time, when we were in i science lesson learning about planets he said “ you can fell uranus if you sit down” 😂😂😂
u should post more often!!! ur so funny 😂😂😂
I had a great Christmas mate and love ya videos mate and how was your Christmas
15:15 i saw a few teachers cry mainly on primary school graduation.
My entire class made my English teacher cry when I was in year 7
Now i don’t have to watch Chicago med while eating my Kettle crips
Something I can watch while making Kandi
JJeverettrose is a fucking legend
Fuck yeah
I did have a good Christmas, thanks. And a good new year as well
I remember breaking my leg while doing football. I kicked the MUGA fence really hard and broke my leg. Stupid Meadowfield thought I was fine!! And I wasn't!!
19:58 that actually happened in my school😭😭😭😭
6:36 I didn’t use my phone. But it went off during a whole school assembly. I was sat on the edge of the row. Next to a teacher. Had to hand my phone in every day for a week
I can’t play cool math game in school😢
Welcome back go youtube got mee goosebumps
Yo
I’m subscribed, you are a flipping goat ytuber
my school has these phone pouches that we have to put our phones in very day so we can't use them
0:41 I never had my school photo taken lol
3:57 My class had this one kid which always rocked on his chest and he fell so over bat that he cracked his head.😢
This is unsettling I had my first kiss at 4 idk what was in the mind of that boy . I was so confused 🤣🤣
17:59 a boy I used to know got hell in the back three years just to pass one year and that was year four he’s only just gonna be getting into year seven in 2027 RIPRIP
EDIT: he’s supposed to be in year 10
I did, love your channel, im subscribed wish i could join but im broke, love ur humor and personality hope you have and had a grea dayvwhile its happening ❤
I love your content mate, keep it up
The.passing notes one I'm so guilty
4:09 apparently at my old school in D&T on one of the equipment someone cut their finger and their was a fire station next door
As someone that had golden time, yes, it does replace lesson time. It usually ends up being cancelled after y5
I also got pantsed
My old headteacher cried when I left in y6 (last day and we were the first y1 students)
In my school, it got cancelled in Y2, it only lasted a year
My first kiss I was like 2 and I recently met the girl I kissed and we both just stared at each other while our mums talked