Daily Fantasy Sports: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @PhoenixXZY
    @PhoenixXZY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2232

    I love the reoccurring Janice in Accounting gag lmao "She just don't give a fuck!"

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      She'll never get old.

    • @Craplatte
      @Craplatte 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      +ackbarfan5556 And if she did... you know that she wouldn't give a fuck about it

    • @Lull622
      @Lull622 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      +PhoenixXZY Somewhere there's an actual Janice, who works in accounting, and she's watching this. And she just does not give a fuck.

    • @PhobeBarrymore
      @PhobeBarrymore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Same with the "except you didn't notice, this isn't (country), this is (country)" and Gwyneth not being able to wear things.

    •  8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +PhoenixXZY Really? I hate it. I don't get it. It is just a lame running gag.

  • @connorskudlarek3119
    @connorskudlarek3119 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

    Who else saw this and wondered if Phillip DeFranco is going to respond to this video?

    • @orbit7118
      @orbit7118 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      OOOOOH BABY A TRIPLE

    • @christianmendez931
      @christianmendez931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Oh that's right, he always talks about John Oliver. Awkward

    • @JO3DIGGA
      @JO3DIGGA 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Haha!😂 literally the first thing I thought of. I'm praying he does respond to this.

    • @shikkaba
      @shikkaba 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Connor Skudlarek He probably will. He's said before that he doesn't let his sponsors control his content. He did a story on the problems Draft Kings was having before.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So true that these sites sponsor everybody. (even defranco and jon oliver)

  • @ryana3665
    @ryana3665 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    It would be interesting to see an update of how these companies pivoted into ACTUAL 100% gambling a few years ago and observe the chokehold they have on not only national advertisements, but content creators for the sports as well. They surely weren’t lobbying and waiting for any significant legislation changes were they?

    • @Sam-lr9oi
      @Sam-lr9oi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      also the state of NJ's court case that overturned the sports gambling ban, I imagine they got tired of not getting a piece of the action after busting organized crime operations that were already working out of casinos in AC.

  • @jackdaft258
    @jackdaft258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    "Do they pay something to play? Do they win something? It's gambling."
    Tell that to EA and Ubisoft

    • @punkazecke3881
      @punkazecke3881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ah yes all the money you can win in EA und Ubi games.

    • @jackdaft258
      @jackdaft258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@punkazecke3881 The quote was "do they win something" not specifically the word money but ok

    • @jaimedanielhernandezrios5398
      @jaimedanielhernandezrios5398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@punkazecke3881 you're right. It's worse than gambling because you get things worth less than monopoly money

    • @punkazecke3881
      @punkazecke3881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jaimedanielhernandezrios5398 thats my point

    • @technoturnovers7072
      @technoturnovers7072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@punkazecke3881 you do realize that lootbox items can be sold for cash in many cases, right?

  • @dannydang4738
    @dannydang4738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    Things dudes love,
    Sports, Money, and a Lack of Commitment.
    Bravo John. Bravo.

    • @spacialawareness
      @spacialawareness 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ayyyy Teemo :D

    • @thisone45
      @thisone45 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      stepped on like 8 teemo mushrooms today..

    • @garganchua
      @garganchua 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Danny Dang things dudes hate: teemo

    • @dannydang4738
      @dannydang4738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thisone45 How to not step on shrooms.
      1. Recall.
      2. Don't move until the game ends.

    • @DarkenedAuras7653
      @DarkenedAuras7653 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Danny Dang real solution, murder teemo every time he shows up so he never hits 6

  • @Maffoo
    @Maffoo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

    I checked the source for their website, and they genuinely do have the keywords "british nerd, brit dork, news goof, birdy fact funny man". Lols. Commitment that!

    • @KGisthename
      @KGisthename 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I was wondering if they really did hahaha

    • @TheMMObro
      @TheMMObro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I figured they did tbh, i'm glad u confirmed it unless u are lying

    • @DirkDiggler2000
      @DirkDiggler2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@rockleefanlj This episode aired over two yrs ago. So its possible that the tags were changed in that time.. Check the date of video before you comment..

    • @DirkDiggler2000
      @DirkDiggler2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@rockleefanlj if a joke, my bad, it went way over my head.. Don't take it so personal.. Gessh!

    • @WoWhistorian
      @WoWhistorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rockleefanlj Do you abuse all forms of punctuation as much as you do random people on the internet, or is there something about commas that makes you hate them as much as someone expressing a view that differs from yours?

  • @antonbrakhage490
    @antonbrakhage490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    I'm still waiting for James Bond: Aversion to Violence, starring John Oliver.

    • @JohnRay1969
      @JohnRay1969 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish I could "like" this twice! ❤️

  • @veskokanchev2285
    @veskokanchev2285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    As a kid, seeing these betting games all over sitcoms on TV, I thought they were just an integral part of American culture. Now I realize they were just sponsorship deals to make it seem so.

    • @ianj705
      @ianj705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s amazing how much our perspective of life was just advertising

  • @keanehgz
    @keanehgz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2305

    I'll watch a 007 movie with James Bond portrayed by John Oliver :)

    • @spark9_
      @spark9_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      truth

    • @voiddragon3758
      @voiddragon3758 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      +keanehgz and Janice from accounting lol

    • @emdotrod
      @emdotrod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      John as James Bond.
      Janice in accounting as Bond girl
      And of course, his weapon of choice is a silk horse tranquilizer that is Kenny G's 'Going Home'

    • @krishtrinity
      @krishtrinity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Trevor A i definitely would watch that

    • @peterloya7168
      @peterloya7168 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +keanehgz Instead of killing he will just invite his opponents to have a civil discussion on the matter.

  • @ahouyearno
    @ahouyearno 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    Draft Kings advertises on porn sites and if it advertises on porn sites, you know you shouldn't try it.

    • @34cvc
      @34cvc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      can i ask how exactly did you discover those ads?

    • @thecatsmeow6178
      @thecatsmeow6178 8 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      +34cvc
      by looking at porn

    • @ahouyearno
      @ahouyearno 8 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      MasieWTF [Papa Masu] by doing lots and lots of research.

    • @thecatsmeow6178
      @thecatsmeow6178 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Highly extensive research

    • @34cvc
      @34cvc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      ahouyearno what would be some good sites for me to research too?

  • @vigilstudios3010
    @vigilstudios3010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    John Oliver's unrelenting, self-deprecating humor is the best aspect of his show. Also, John Oliver for the next James Bond!

    • @jacobolson9650
      @jacobolson9650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah, he should be the next Jonny English.
      Too perfect.

  • @tharrock337
    @tharrock337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    90% of what is said in this episode equally applies to lootboxes... Get on it john, we need them dealt with.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wholeheartedly second this motion.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Belgium has already declared lootboxes to be illegal gambling targeted at minors and forced every game company that puts lootboxes in their games to remove them from the Belgian versions. The rest of the western world needs to follow suit, so I also agree with this.

    • @taylormiconi3993
      @taylormiconi3993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The difference with lootboxes is that you ALWAYS get SOMETHING, not just nothing

    • @jinkisaragi874
      @jinkisaragi874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@taylormiconi3993 Yeah keep defending this shit. What you get 98% of the time is worthles even compared to a pack of skittles and even the stuff that has some worth is obsolete a year later when the new online casino gets released.

    • @TrippinCozy
      @TrippinCozy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it depends on if the loot can be converted back into money, and a lucky loot box can be converted into profit fairly easily.
      If so, you will feel tempted to spend more money than initially intended chasing a profit, hence gambling.
      If you can only loot the boxes and that's it, anything you would get stays there in the game, you were anyways gonna spend that money in-game and expect random items. It's not like you could've expected anything but a loss in matter of money.

  • @mikewatkinson1996
    @mikewatkinson1996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1982

    wtf I'm actually beginning to wonder if Janice in Accounting is an actual person that works for HBO

    • @metin5408
      @metin5408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      she is she has been on the show she works bts at last week tonight

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@metin5408 BUT, does she give a fuck?

    • @FrostSylph
      @FrostSylph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@supergluehotty after the retirement plan episode, yes she does.

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@FrostSylph forgot about that.

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      her name's Jill Twiss. she's a writer on the show :)

  • @CoopRaccoon
    @CoopRaccoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    In case anyone's curious, the only teams not involved with daily fantasy are the Saints, Seahawks, Cardinals and 49ers.

    • @cameronharris4788
      @cameronharris4788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Seahawks probably because Washington has a tough sports gambling act

    • @RobertMichael
      @RobertMichael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Go niners!! 🤣🤣

    • @elguero9279
      @elguero9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Almost the whole NFC West. Cool! Fuck the Rams lol

    • @armandobenavidez331
      @armandobenavidez331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So the NFC west lol

    • @trypptrapp266
      @trypptrapp266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey good to know that my team decided not to do that, thought the deflators are

  • @icarus.is.falling2298
    @icarus.is.falling2298 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I live somewhere without public gambling. Holy sh*t, the people in the states with them are *drowning* in daily fantasy advertisements. When I visited, it was honestly relieving to look at a TV in a restaurant playing ads and have it *not* be obvious gambling. It was a bit scary to see.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was so obvious I didn’t know that they don’t claim to be gambling for legal reasons

    • @RP-mi1hv
      @RP-mi1hv 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I get that the ads are annoying but how can anyone think it’s okay for the government to ban voluntary wagering? Get the state out of peoples’ lives.

    • @vlalelrlila
      @vlalelrlila 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They are generally drowning in ads no matter the subject, youtube with ads in my where I live was tolerable, a few days in the us and had to buy TH-cam premium, I think they are so insensitive to ads they thought the population wouldn't notice this was technically gambling

    • @o__o.6212
      @o__o.6212 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @RP-mi1hv
      Trying to protect people from themselves, I think. I know that may sound a bit oppressive, but considering casinos basically make their money stringing along gullible or addicted people, I think restricting them is entirely sensible.

  • @reverzive4166
    @reverzive4166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    12:13 it's incredibly ironic to see FanDuel offering the promo code "Astroturf" just a few minutes after we saw FanDuel employees essentially astroturfing in Union Square

  • @NikkiBudders
    @NikkiBudders 7 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    "Hey Jocks, how does it feel to be a nerd's bitch?"
    My new favourite line in this entire series.

    • @Mel-lj5cq
      @Mel-lj5cq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "I understand math" is also great

    • @kavukkii
      @kavukkii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That quote screams dnd to me idk why
      Edit: holy fuck I got it. Artificer to a barbarian

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I feel like having a firm understanding of math makes life a lot easier

    • @rebeccahulthe1098
      @rebeccahulthe1098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mine is whenever he dissmisses any thing with just a ”coool”

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 ปีที่แล้ว

      16:26

  • @BluePiggy
    @BluePiggy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2639

    I definitely want to see John Oliver play James Bond. It's an idea whose time has come.

    • @GamerPony
      @GamerPony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Johnny English done right or basically the British version of SPY where an intelligence agency desk jockey gets upgraded to field agent

    • @thecatsmeow6178
      @thecatsmeow6178 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      +GamerPony
      or someone mistook John Oliver to be the real James Bond and the entire movie just consists of him trying to actively say he's not the real Bond - only to be either not believed or constantly interrupted.

    • @kjaxky
      @kjaxky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Peter Sellers aka The Pink Panther was in a James Bond type film

    • @BluePiggy
      @BluePiggy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kal Jak Yes, it was Casino Royale, but it didn't really bear any relationship to the novel.

    • @jojo666lol
      @jojo666lol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lee Brown lol

  • @Lopro94
    @Lopro94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    That wolf pack-through-the-doggy-door metaphor is top notch ahahaha!

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    My proudest gambling moment was when I entered an ultra low stakes 10 cent online poker tournament. After spending 4 hours on it, I finished 181st out of 40,000.
    I won $2.20. I made $2.10 after 4 hours of work :(

    • @danielwarner8246
      @danielwarner8246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      CONGRATULATIONS BIG WINNER

    • @Vletra
      @Vletra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ehhh low stakes games are less about money and more about the thrill
      which is why my favourite poker is in video games, but not in directly poker video games
      like watch dogs poker minigame is amazing because you both have stakes(your progress depends on ingame money) and you also dont have any irl stakes(losing ingame money wont cause any real life consequences) thusly its the best combination of thrills caused by risk and also not actually risking anything important

    • @frankforster706
      @frankforster706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Familiar with that. Played a little poker with my friends, then started online. Was obviously new and tried to find my way. Played a free roll tournament which was either my first or second tournament online. Played something like 10 hours and won the fucking thing vs 3000+ opponents. First price was a million dollars!
      Then I realised that there's another section on the site - they called it 'real money games'... Felt a bit down but took the optimism of having won the whole thing as motivation to make a small deposit - only to notice that real money games are quite a bit different from just practicing poker with nothing at stake (which is pretty much like playing soccer with an imaginary ball). Never got anywhere near winning a tournament with that many players ever again. Still, I appreciate the lessons, most of all: poker IS a game of skill first and self-discipline is one of the most basic skills you need to have. I didn't have enough not to make costly irrational/emotional decisions from time to time so I gave up wasting money after a while. Playing was fun but I agree, you wouldn't accept any job with that kind of profit/salary per hour.
      Personally, I'd say that for the successful players both fantasy sports and poker are games of skill first. For the vast majority they are games of an absence of (sufficient) skill and luck can't counter that in the long run. Does that make them games of skill or gambling overall? I wouldn't put a label on it and believe both applies. As John Oliver said, no issue with making both legal but there need to be regulations to prevent gambling addicts from losing more than gambling money they got left to spend

    • @zacharysmentek576
      @zacharysmentek576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CONGRATULATIONS! COULD HAVE MADE MORE MONEY WORKING MINIMUM WADGE!

    • @dorpth
      @dorpth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zacharysmentek576 That certainly was the joke, sir.

  • @TrustBuster-jp6gl
    @TrustBuster-jp6gl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Anyone can succeed; but only only 1% win most of the money. Is he talking about Fantasy Sports or the American Dream?

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The American dream, unlike fantasy sports, is not primarily skill based.

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ehh about 50/50

    • @teamvlcn6820
      @teamvlcn6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The answer; Yes.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes.

    • @dowless94
      @dowless94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trentrubenacker9718 to be

  • @lance134679
    @lance134679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    I would watch "007: Aversion to Violence".

    • @roguechevelle
      @roguechevelle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I couldn't help but imagine John Oliver as the reluctant spy who is sucked into the gig by a case of mistaken identity. He keeps correcting and explaining he isn't who they think he is but is either not believed by antagonists or keeps getting interrupted by explosions and chaos. Now i really want to see that movie!

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      roguechevelle soooo kinda like Cars 2?

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      disneydork100 except good.

    • @MrEndstage
      @MrEndstage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or get smart

    • @vincentaguirre1691
      @vincentaguirre1691 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was the 666th like.

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Fantasy Football is like Dungeons & Dragons for the guys who used to beat up the people who play Dungeons & Dragons

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @spencerofthecoast6415
      @spencerofthecoast6415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @D P Sports Larpers

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except without all the input and fantasy. I'd say Blaseball is similarly absurd but they're kind of a completely different beast.

    • @lap2garage854
      @lap2garage854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My old boss used to call it dungeons and dragons for jocks lol

  • @chipskylark5500
    @chipskylark5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The skit at the end of this one was AMAZING

  • @noahfisch
    @noahfisch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    My friends and I were in a fantasy football league, and we all lost to my mother, who knows nothing about sports.

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Game of Skill! Game of Skill!
      Hehe, I kid.

    • @potatopower5253
      @potatopower5253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      And it's especially aggravating because you know your mother doesn't give a fuck about sports. SHE DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Janice has children now? Soon, the lack of giving a fuck will spread.

    • @ML-tr1um
      @ML-tr1um 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, you guys are dumbasses!

    • @Sam-bm6yf
      @Sam-bm6yf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rev Doe it's a joke

  • @bmac4
    @bmac4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Hey jocks, how does it feel to be a nerd's bitch?" Amazing.

  • @Aphelion11
    @Aphelion11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Anyone can win fantasy sports, just like "anyone can win" capitalism.

    • @schloughed
      @schloughed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I found the commie.

    • @saadsachwani2837
      @saadsachwani2837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Based

    • @cat-le1hf
      @cat-le1hf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      fantasy sports take actual skill... capitalism usually means being born handed everything to you

    • @samich9010
      @samich9010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cat-le1hf The top people in fantasy sports are there because they’re big sports fans but because they can make which takes expensive education

    • @DrFunk-rk6yl
      @DrFunk-rk6yl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cat-le1hf that's exactly why most courts have ruled in favor of draft kings and fan duel.

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “The most addictive thing you can do on a phone” someone tell him about Gacha. All the predation of gambling with far less financial gain and vastly more targeted psychological and emotional manipulation!

    • @zacharymenchaca2336
      @zacharymenchaca2336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We need a Last Week Tonight episode on Genshin Impact.

  • @katelynsinc
    @katelynsinc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    I can see it now.
    'The names Oliver, John Oliver'
    *James Bond theme plays*

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ... on a kazoo.

    • @nicholasgillogly6448
      @nicholasgillogly6448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      John Oliver 0069 (Directed by Mel Brooks) is a shitty spoof of James Bond.

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nicholas Gillogly I'd say it'd be better than any James Bond thing ever made, personally...

    • @andy87778
      @andy87778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ellie F iikk

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shaken, not stir- actually could you give me a club soda instead? My stomach is not doing too well and I'm afraid someone in this bar is going to try to kill me before I finish this drink so I think it'd be irresponsible to be inebriated during a possible shootout that may involve- you know what just forget it I see a guy coming to kill me now.

  • @amsedelm
    @amsedelm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    God that was brilliant on so many levels. John is the man!

    • @SigiPower1982
      @SigiPower1982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +amsedelm no it wasn´t. He did prove that DFS is in fact NOT gambling but still called it gambling. lmao

    • @factanonverba7547
      @factanonverba7547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +SigiPower1982 so, basically you are defensive because you are addicted to this stupid fantasy shit.

    • @SigiPower1982
      @SigiPower1982 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +kevin mcneeley
      What? addicted? No im one of the smart ppl making my living playing poker for 15 years now. Just because i´m making common sense, you don´t need to try attacking me in person. I guess you are one of the losers out there overrating himself not being able to realize that you aren´t smart enough so you decide to call it "gambling".

    • @governmentcontractor765
      @governmentcontractor765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +kevin mcneeley so, basically you didn't read anything he said and made up some shit about him being defensive.

    • @SigiPower1982
      @SigiPower1982 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Roger Wilson know about probabilities, know about odds, know about presumed ranges of your opponent, know a LOT about math, know about body language, know about risk management in general. If all of this was gambling, then why is "trading" an official job description and why do ppl need to get certificates to be employed by a bank? Just longterm losers with a lack of brain call poker or DFS gambling, problem there: most ppl living on this planet are utterly stupid.. Anyway: keep "gambling" paying my bills guys :)

  • @pokemaniacalex8031
    @pokemaniacalex8031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    *Tea and Heroine: they both give you a pleasant warm feeling, one is a little more intense.*
    Either Heroine is incredibly tame, or Tea is some real good shit.

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Depends on the tea...

    • @hutfrd
      @hutfrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      …. It’s “heroin” not “heroine.” I think it was Bayer who used the tag line, “It’ll bring out the HERO IN you!” And if it was Princess Leia saving the day, it’d be like this: “The heroine saved us all from a certain death by heroin!”
      Too bad that heart attack ended that scenario. Dammit. I was hoping for the return of the metal bikini for the reconciliation scene when Han and Leia meet again as Force Ghosts

  • @chetricker
    @chetricker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Fun fact: One of the best Fantasy Football players in the world (being rank 1 at a point) is world chess champion Magnus Carlsen. So yeah

    • @jaypeterman6442
      @jaypeterman6442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is not a real thing. Stop spreading misinformation.

  • @mikurunrunrun
    @mikurunrunrun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Who else googled 'Birdy Fact Funny Man' immediately after watching this clip?

  • @AznPiano999
    @AznPiano999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "How does it feels to be a nerd's bitch?"
    Lmfao, I can't believe I haven't used that one before. That is gold.

    • @annandale_usa
      @annandale_usa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thomas, what is your Vietnamese name?

    • @AznPiano999
      @AznPiano999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Minh Tho^ng

    • @Flashbagfolly
      @Flashbagfolly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Thomas Phan So did you just pick Thomas because english speakers can pronounce it easily?

    • @AznPiano999
      @AznPiano999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BONZO KILBOURN Yup pretty much. And since I'm an American, might as well have an American name. My Viet name becomes my middle name.

  • @ieatthebooty2494
    @ieatthebooty2494 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is over 8 years old and these companies not only still are allowed, but they're making crazy money and it seems like public perception hasn't changed, so everyone is just accepting this

  • @raineob4996
    @raineob4996 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This needs an update so badly. With the legalization of sports betting these ads are absolutely EVERYWHERE.

  • @romanwing1499
    @romanwing1499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    John Bond: The British Spy Comedian that will K.O. you with his jokes

  • @JLee_Mercury
    @JLee_Mercury 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    That Seth Rogen cameo is gold xD

    • @prophetmuhammad3763
      @prophetmuhammad3763 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Johnson Lee (ไททนส) If by that you mean he's as unfunny as always, then I agree.

    • @JunesGo
      @JunesGo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Prophet Muhammad Safe to assume, that Johnson Lee genuinely meant that it was "gold". That being said, no Seth Rodent wasn't as unfunny as he usually is... He was unfunny alright, just not as unfunny as usual.

    • @strike3youdie
      @strike3youdie 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jorah The Andal (Soundtrack Medleys)
      Kathryn Hahn.

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I loved Mike Birbiglia's, too: "I turned $35 into $2 million into $40 into $0."

  • @andrewcullen7671
    @andrewcullen7671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I just realized this is probably the whole reason that sports betting was legalized nationwide a few years ago. Specifically that so many large corporations were invested in it.

    • @Dr.Spatula
      @Dr.Spatula 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Draft kings is a literal booky site now and the NFL's preferred choice for game betting

  • @ToudaHell
    @ToudaHell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Fantasy sports sound like Dungeons and Dragons without the blood and adrenalin.

  • @THELIZMARH
    @THELIZMARH 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    #Oliverfor007

    • @keegankopas4421
      @keegankopas4421 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you clone him he's OO7

    • @MisterJon70
      @MisterJon70 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Dank Salamander ♟♞♝♜♛♚
      Manga Chess by David Cortese
      ♙♘♗♖♕♔

    • @yong-haotan6576
      @yong-haotan6576 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Dank Salamander If he is the Bond, I will watch it. 3 times.

    • @grege5074
      @grege5074 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Dank Salamander #notmyjames

    • @luxi.9906
      @luxi.9906 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would love to see that... ♡

  • @protips__
    @protips__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    This might actually be Seth Rogan’s best work.

    • @Niscate
      @Niscate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      15:48 What's her name again? How do I know her?

    • @protips__
      @protips__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Katheryn Hahn. She was the horny/crazy wife of Adam Scott in Stepbrothers that John C. Reilly sleeps with.

    • @spenguin983
      @spenguin983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Protips i

    • @thomascheckie2394
      @thomascheckie2394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@protips__ And now she's in WandaVision! crazy, didnt expect to see her here lmao

    • @MrSimmies
      @MrSimmies 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't take much.

  • @evieisleavie
    @evieisleavie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:46 Hey it's Agnes! I'd recognize that smile anywhere! :3

  • @vanshbhatt2036
    @vanshbhatt2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Kathryn hahn and seth Rogen were amazing in that skit🤣

    • @kavukkii
      @kavukkii 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I keep forgetting these skits have celebrities. I only remembered because Seth Rogen sticks out like a watermelon in a pumpkin patch.

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kavukkii He can take the funny out of anything. 🤦‍♂

  • @_dvstn_
    @_dvstn_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Anyone else up in the middle of the night and bout to go to bed and just found this was uploaded a minute ago and said "alright ill just watch this"?????

    • @williamcortelyou4524
      @williamcortelyou4524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me. Fucking 100 percent me. And i got work in 4 hours. Damn you john!!

    • @moisesroman9414
      @moisesroman9414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Dustin Lee Literally what happened to me.

    • @mumenraider
      @mumenraider 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      na its 1 pm here :)

    • @xtfoxhypocrisy7189
      @xtfoxhypocrisy7189 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mukul shah you an Aussie?

    • @mumenraider
      @mumenraider 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Thrasher_ 92 na!

  • @wholefoodplantbasedcookingshow
    @wholefoodplantbasedcookingshow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    OMG. You are my new favorite show. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. LOVE IT!

  • @matthewlasalvia7026
    @matthewlasalvia7026 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This video aged too well! Here in Maryland, there is no escaping Draft Kings, Fan Duel, or Kevin Hart! It’s a dystopian nightmare!

    • @mikeking1948
      @mikeking1948 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And now in mass. Every commercial break there's at least one ad for them

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @aplant9980
      @aplant9980 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At this point I want to punt kevin hart like a football 😂

  • @potmki6601
    @potmki6601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Your show is one of the kind, I can barely believe it's real it's so good and helpful and funny

  • @dylanmauga
    @dylanmauga 8 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    i love last week tonight with bird fact funny man

  • @vinhle9251
    @vinhle9251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3411

    he makes boring topics interesting and looks like an owl

  • @dr.sweetchat6769
    @dr.sweetchat6769 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Let me tell you how great legalized sports gambling has been for sports fans. It's awesome to have to hear about people's dumb, uninteresting bets all the time as if it's legit sports fandom.

  • @FUtz-ux9ts
    @FUtz-ux9ts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂 I'm Janice in accounting. I got pressured into playing(with the promise that if i played once they'd leave me alone), so i participated and had our FedEx guy fill out my bracket for me, and we won 😂 He wouldn't let me give him any of the money. Super nice guy

  • @dennischiu272
    @dennischiu272 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The bit at the end was pure gold.

  • @snatchadams69
    @snatchadams69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Biggest winners on Fanduel....employees of Draft Kings
    Biggest winners on Draft Kings employees of Fanduel.....
    Any questions?....

    • @gigabic7487
      @gigabic7487 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes. I have every question conceived by mankind

    • @FASSBLAK
      @FASSBLAK 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I bet it's fun for them "the employees" seeing who's going to win, when they know a lot inside info

    • @davidrossington9756
      @davidrossington9756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      snatchadams69 Does Bruno Mars is gay?

  • @josephsacco8381
    @josephsacco8381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That slight delay when the audience hears “chutzpah” and then it clicks lol

  • @MalikEmmanuel
    @MalikEmmanuel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    the way the payouts from the fantasy sports companies go (90% of earnings to

    • @ryos.7757
      @ryos.7757 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +MalikEmmanuel inb4 Bernie Sanders becomes President of Daily Fantasy Sports and demands change.

    • @0mink0
      @0mink0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +MalikEmmanuel True, except with fantasy sports, you can choose not to play.

    • @masterofmundus1304
      @masterofmundus1304 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MalikEmmanuel Just pointing that out, or do you dislike it enough to want to try and change it?

  • @SydneyCarton2085
    @SydneyCarton2085 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Meanwhile Biff is building an empire off of his winnings.

    • @gigabic7487
      @gigabic7487 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, and biff was smart enough to not use fanduel. He did normal ol' horse racing and sports bets.

    • @MelvinHowards
      @MelvinHowards 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Arcadio Buendia You're Supposed To Be In Switzerland You Little Son Of A Bitch!

  • @zoella79
    @zoella79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please, Santa, can John be the next James Bond!? I've been good this year!

  • @boblowney
    @boblowney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love John, clearly and effectively points out hypocrisy in so many areas.

  • @willankers2426
    @willankers2426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Goldfish are actually quite smart with quite good memories. They can remember their owners faces and even remember what time their going to be fed and can perform tricks

    • @Spyderz-xo9rz
      @Spyderz-xo9rz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks, goldfish whisperer

    • @willemthijssen1082
      @willemthijssen1082 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Our goldfish only responded to the color red, which is my mother's favorite color. She wears a lot of red and feeds them, so they didn't remember time, they just associated red = food

    • @ProfAzimov
      @ProfAzimov 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      which is better than I can say about most humans

  • @Chanceyec
    @Chanceyec 8 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    THE RETURN OF JANICE IN ACCOUNTING!!!

    • @cityzengirl
      @cityzengirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isabella Green I like her. She gets it.

    • @pineapple_kid2570
      @pineapple_kid2570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She drank all the hazelnut creamer again...

    • @luisisthenamelitn6978
      @luisisthenamelitn6978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She did that before taking the money pot...

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Janice finally decided to give a fuck and, in doing so, won the office pot. Good on her.

  • @bobsaget832
    @bobsaget832 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It blows my mind when I see the dates on some of these older episodes. I didn’t discover this show until around 2018 but I was on TH-cam heavily in 2015. I just don’t know how I missed it!

  • @heatherlowry754
    @heatherlowry754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If Rowan Atkinson can star in a Bond film, so can Oliver

    • @aztekempire
      @aztekempire ปีที่แล้ว

      Rowan, it's a genius

  • @MsRandomPro
    @MsRandomPro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Who else died at "super divorce", and not to mention this whole video, his fucking awesome i love this dude!! ^^

    • @speedyjago
      @speedyjago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed out loud at "If there was we probably couldn't afford it".

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 ปีที่แล้ว

      18:35

  • @triciew8664
    @triciew8664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    Interesting the 1% of winners are not these sports experts or even jocks, it's the "NERDS" with mathematical and statistical skills. LOL I love it😹

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "Hey Jocks. How does it feel to be a nerd's bitch?" fucking KILLED me. Well played.

    • @michaelb6349
      @michaelb6349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      When I was in high school I was in a small fantasy league and ended up beating the 3 huge football fans because I literally just averaged out the rankings of a couple of the actual experts. (Not at all impressive just making a comment relating to this)

    • @alks091
      @alks091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just like everything else 😂

    • @montcliffeekuban1335
      @montcliffeekuban1335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AstronomyToday Actually I’m not quite sure I agree with John here and this is the first time I’ve actually said that.
      The fact that only a very small, extremely qualified group of people repeatedly win only proves the point that this is predominantly a game of skill. If it were to be predominantly a game of chance, shouldn’t the winnings more randomly distributed across a much larger group of participants?
      John seemed to contradict himself a little there. Can someone erudite in this field bother to enlighten me please?

    • @fallout560
      @fallout560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@montcliffeekuban1335 I think the point of this piece is these fantasy sports companies are not being transparent with their game. If it is a game of skill, then they can't make ads saying anyone can win. If it is true that anyone can win, then it's a game of chance

  • @faunsolo
    @faunsolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Kathryn Hahn is literally everything.

  • @varadbhandare4441
    @varadbhandare4441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is That Seth Rogen and Kathryn Hahn at 15:55?

  • @ackbarfan5556
    @ackbarfan5556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Freaking Janice from Accounting! She'll never get old.

    • @yattaguru
      @yattaguru 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +ackbarfan5556 And she'll never give a fuck.

    • @aguyandhiscomputer
      @aguyandhiscomputer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is Chad her boss?

  • @TheTonyEntertainment
    @TheTonyEntertainment 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Who is the actress with Seth Rogen?

    • @KinetiK138
      @KinetiK138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Antonio Díaz She's a helluva an actor, I'd like to know too.

    • @-vee-7009
      @-vee-7009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think she's the chick on step brothers lol

    • @CosmicEpiphany
      @CosmicEpiphany 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      +Antonio Díaz Her name is Kathryn Hahn she played a killer role in Step Brothers and a ton of other really funny movies.
      www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/1177928-kathryn_hahn

    • @TheTonyEntertainment
      @TheTonyEntertainment 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unorthodo_x thanks :)

    • @dcunitedmts
      @dcunitedmts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Antonio Díaz Kathryn Hahn

  • @donnydrips
    @donnydrips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fantasy Sports is a perfect reflection of the American Dream: The mere fact you exist means you are a candidate for “success.”

  • @FiddlebirdBlue
    @FiddlebirdBlue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    John, you in the lead role is probably the only way I could be persuaded to watch a Bond movie.
    You, or Dame Helen Mirren.

  • @raygatana1886
    @raygatana1886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I hate you." "Fantastic, well I hate me too." Too relatable, just too relatable.

  • @Gunman610
    @Gunman610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Poker is a game of skill with elements of luck. And anybody who plays poker who says that it ISN'T gambling because it's a game of skill is an idiot. Because of the skill I have, I've won more money than the vast majority of less skilled players, but that doesn't stop one of the from occasionally taking down a big tournament for 4-5 figures. And while in the long term, good players will come out ahead and bad players will fall behind, in the short term, I could get busted (and have) by somebody who called off 70% of their stack with Q6 against my KK. But that's gambling.

    • @lotte604
      @lotte604 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Gunman610 Here here! People need to realize just because there's an element of luck in a game it doesn't mean it's void of skill. Just like poker, just like fantasy sports.

    • @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860
      @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Gunman610 by stadistical distribution, small football teams will sometimes win over big, favorite, allways on top teams. That makes Football a gambling game?
      The very fact you mention "Because of the skill I have, I've won more money than the vast majority of less skilled players" is the proof that in normal conditions, you have much more chances to win against someone lacking your skills, stacking odds in your favor. Nobody knows for sure whos gonna win before the match ends, but if the Barcelona goes against my old school football team, i would bet my house and my soul to Barcelona, because of THEIR SKILLS. Every fucking game has elements of luck, even chess (bad decisions, unseen pieces, even a sudden mental condition), Implying some games don't is idiotic.

    • @robinhoodOO7
      @robinhoodOO7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Julio Francisco Gómez Stoppello
      "That makes Football a gambling game?"
      Most ridiculous analogy ever. (1) The players are not betting. (2) They control everything, as opposed to things actually be based on luck and statistics (i.e. what card turns or is likely to turn). It's like saying betting on horses is the same as riding the fucking horse. Do you know anything about betting and gambling? lol

    • @lotte604
      @lotte604 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is how you should look at games that are based on a mixture of luck and skill:
      In the short run, the law of large numbers don't really apply, and thus, luck is king. If it's a game about rolling dice, and I win on a roll of 1 to 4 and lose on 5 and 6, it's not out of the question that I could hit that 33% bad luck patch and end up losing despite the odds in my favour. After all, it's just one roll.
      In the long run, the law of large numbers will apply, and thus, skill is king. Taking the same game as above, over thousands and thousands of rolls, it becomes very unlikely that I'll end up a loser. In fact, I should be winning 2/3rd of the time in the long run.
      The skill element comes from only betting when I'm statistically more likely to win than lose, and make these correct decisions repeatedly. Thus, DFS and poker are both skill-based games in the long run.

    • @robinhoodOO7
      @robinhoodOO7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      Except in poker you eat away at the role luck plays by being more skilled. In DFS, you do it both through skill AND bankroll AND throwing hundreds of more darts than your opponents.
      To use an obvious example, if I'm in a tournament, there is only one of me at a table competing and I'm on level playing as every other individual. In DFS, the top something like 15% make up over 50% of all lineups. Thus, the reason they win more in the long run is NOT solely due to skill, which makes it substantially distinguishable from poker.

  • @firebladetenn6633
    @firebladetenn6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Hey jocks... How does it feel to be a nerd’s b***h?”

  • @asmodeus8053
    @asmodeus8053 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The disappointment I felt when I found out Daily Fantasy Sports wasn't Quidditch

  • @SALEENS7GTR5
    @SALEENS7GTR5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love this video. I just found 75% of my sources for a mock debate on why gambling should be banned.

  • @Hellion2082
    @Hellion2082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I particularly loved the skit with Seth Rogen and his 'wife'. The actress was great too.

    • @cameronharris4788
      @cameronharris4788 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that his actual wife?

    • @glassisland
      @glassisland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@cameronharris4788 No, the woman in the video is Kathryn Hahn, who's absolutely brilliant.

    • @skimshady510
      @skimshady510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike Birbiglia, too!

    • @bernadetteelizabeth5394
      @bernadetteelizabeth5394 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Is there something stronger than a divorce that we can get? Like a superdivorce?"

  • @calsheridan8961
    @calsheridan8961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd be HAPPY to watch "Aversion To Violence".

  • @feywildheart2878
    @feywildheart2878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine if John and the team talked about other games that show themselves as "Games of Skill" but exploit people's additions. Like Old School Runescape's Duel Arena.
    Daily fantasy isn't the only form of gambling that's being allowed to run wild.

  • @erisblackwolfjay2476
    @erisblackwolfjay2476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I would genuinely watch "Aversion to Violence"

  • @MrJ1GS4W
    @MrJ1GS4W 8 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    No TPP? I'm disappointed.

    • @Manmadespacecraft
      @Manmadespacecraft 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I doubt he's ever going to talk about it.

    • @Ris3451
      @Ris3451 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Manmadespacecraft what is that?

    • @DanielMustang47
      @DanielMustang47 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Manmadespacecraft agreed.

    • @emma99hg
      @emma99hg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Manmadespacecraft He's already talked about it.

    • @christophhoelbarth217
      @christophhoelbarth217 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Zetsubou Risuikun See, that is the problem. There are still People out there, that do not know about it.
      Its the Transatlantic Trade Partnership between the US and the EU. It is Made to "normalize" industrial rights and Stuff, which basically means: Fuck our rights, fuck our lives, the Industries need to have all the rights they want.

  • @witherblaze
    @witherblaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The bit with the jaguars was funny. Also, a super divorce is similar to an annulment

  • @michaeladkins6
    @michaeladkins6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the 1.8% of winners on FanDuel is probably Janice in accounting.

  • @incendere244
    @incendere244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    You are a british man on a suit, all you need now is a taste for martinis and you're basically ready

    • @tatewinter8056
      @tatewinter8056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *in*

    • @inxendere
      @inxendere 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OASDMLGKA'DLKG OMFGG INCENDERE YESSS I LVOE YOUV SSKSKSKSKLASJKLD

  • @JesperoTV
    @JesperoTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This is the one John Oliver deep dive Philip DeFranco aint going to cover

    • @WizardManMerlin
      @WizardManMerlin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was just thinking I wasn't going to see this on the PDS tomorrow xD

    • @Ancientlaws
      @Ancientlaws 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +xXjesperoXx My thoughts exactly. Lets see if that draft kings money is going to keep him silent

    • @avocadogaming3942
      @avocadogaming3942 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +xXjesperoXx He sold out a long time ago.

    • @BlackBritReaper
      @BlackBritReaper 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even if he gets dropped from Draftkings he will still be making money.

    • @Ancientlaws
      @Ancientlaws 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not as much as if he didn't get dropped. They even set up his own website for draft kings.

  • @straebaseborn983
    @straebaseborn983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Step aside! Woof" Is a truly powerful line

  • @ericwilliams7304
    @ericwilliams7304 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    #JaniceFromAccountingForPresident!

    • @UnknowinglyDerpy
      @UnknowinglyDerpy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Eric Williams Cant happen cause she dont give a fuck about anything

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Eric Williams
      Janice's campaign slogan:
      "Meh"

    • @EngineeringVignettes
      @EngineeringVignettes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +UnknowinglyDerpy
      She is perfect for the job then... completely non-biased.

    • @slicedGabe
      @slicedGabe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Eric Williams Still better than Bernie Sanders

    • @IlForte77
      @IlForte77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Eric Williams ♟♞♝♜♛♚
      Manga Chess by David Cortese
      ♙♘♗♖♕♔

  • @TConX
    @TConX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I don't get it. He mocks the company for suggesting that the game is skill-based, but then profiles these guys who use big-data analytics to make major bank. I'm pretty sure being able to develop predictive algorithms is a skill.

    • @jordan9961
      @jordan9961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +TConX Yeah, but there is no skill in looking at a chart to see what an algorithm says you should pick.

    • @nicoledombrowski5629
      @nicoledombrowski5629 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I don't think that he was implying otherwise. He was trying to show that the few people who DO use skill to play completely monopolize the winnings, making the slogan of "everybody wins" bullshit. Obviously creating algorithms like that is a skill--it's just a skill that very few people have. For most people, it IS a game of chance.

    • @innismor11
      @innismor11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +TConX And 99% of the people playing don't know that the other 1% is taking all their money. Advertise that and see where this business model goes.Pro sports and advertisers are backing this big time to get people hooked and then they watch all 8 games of football on the weekend, even when the score gets to 44-0. Pro sports business is some sickos.

    • @Kanakotka
      @Kanakotka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jordan Sanner Except there's a considerable amount of skill involved in making such an algorithm.

    • @ajlorenzo5290
      @ajlorenzo5290 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Counting cards is also a skill and Black Jack is definitely gambling...

  • @lucasharvey8990
    @lucasharvey8990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the video, Oliver.

  • @xandra4625
    @xandra4625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how now we see these commercials also advertise for help with gambling addictions. But they're not gambling.

  • @WrathOfMega
    @WrathOfMega 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    16:25 "Hey jocks, how does it feel to be a nerd's bitch?"
    WIN!

  • @MegamanXfan21xx
    @MegamanXfan21xx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You know, ever since this episode premiered, I haven't seen a single commercial for FanDuel.

  • @teamvlcn6820
    @teamvlcn6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    If Daily Fantasy is skill-based, then Poker is a high contact sport.

  • @MCPunk55
    @MCPunk55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As a videogame designer, I need to say this: IF THERE'S CHANCE, IT'S GAMBLING.

    • @DrFunk-rk6yl
      @DrFunk-rk6yl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you consider stocks to be gambling?

    • @MCPunk55
      @MCPunk55 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DrFunk-rk6yl No, that's just stupidity. Or a scam. Whichever you prefer. But don't compare cars to ham.

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As an *actual professional risk manager,* I need to say this:
      If it's possible for players to win in an infinite sample, it isn't gambling.
      OR
      Absolutely everything is gambling.

  •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    When Gillfolye comes out I split the meal from the mount! xD

  • @carolinetheverybest7791
    @carolinetheverybest7791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    When he says woof, the "aWww" factor goes up by 1000%

  • @RabblesTheBinx
    @RabblesTheBinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:20 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "Shuts-paw". I don't care how many times I watch this video, that cracks me up every time.

  • @rollotomassi4768
    @rollotomassi4768 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember when the NFL put the kabosh on a fantasy football party that Tony Romo was hosting in Vegas.

  • @khandarwilliam5439
    @khandarwilliam5439 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    This is a quite light topic

    • @statusq1879
      @statusq1879 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Khandar William
      Your face is a light topic.

    • @Kianquenseda
      @Kianquenseda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Status Q do you have to troll ?

    • @statusq1879
      @statusq1879 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      +Dennis Gaffney
      I was cursed by a witch as a child. My dick will fall off if I do not.

    • @Lynch2507
      @Lynch2507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Status Q Weird witch

    • @statusq1879
      @statusq1879 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lynch2507
      Most are.

  • @AlexPotvin
    @AlexPotvin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Might as well start looking into Valve's crate bullshit.

    • @krakenpls2117
      @krakenpls2117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      +Alexandre Potvin what do you mean. I don't link Lord Gaben will think to fondly of your comment. How about 100 years of only blues as punishment?

    • @Barthebegous
      @Barthebegous 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +Alexandre Potvin It's not gambling, it's an offering to our lord and saviour lord Gaben so that he lays his benediction upon us!

    • @Joelsfilmer
      @Joelsfilmer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      GabeN be prasied and let the console peasants forever be banished to 720p!

    • @saleth9
      @saleth9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +CrYsYs The salt, oh the salt

    • @KanvasChan
      @KanvasChan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's not gambling. In gambling you get at least some money back.
      The crate system is more like the "throw the ball to destroy the bottle pyramid" game (except you do it blindfolded), where you get most likely a cheap item that you could buy cheaper in a supermarket. Or if you are really REALLY lucky you get a hat with some glitter on it, which you just put on the shelf where it collects dust,just to impress some strangers for 3 seconds.