Dan i was thinking the same man hè miss sneaker shopping so much hè actually coverted his house into a Footlocker store hè even got the Bluetooth earpiece.
"I need to buy some Kicks today. Air Jordans, red color, either size 8 or 9 wide. I don't care if I pay $100 for it, which is my entire paycheck for the week. Why ? Cuz, I am a Sneaker Head..."
Right. There's knowing of that kinda life's existence, which any person does. Then there's actually SEEING that life in person. I woulda had the same reaction, I woulda been like "ah nah, I can't be rolling with ya'll." Teammates or no.
Man listen the bulls signed Scottie for minimum wage for 7yrs. He had to do something to make money lol 🤷🏾♂️ He would have made a grip with that sandwich if he had an only page back then lol
Desus miss Sneaker Shopping so much hè just recreated a whole Sneaker Store with the matching shirt to fit. And the Bluetooth ear piece the make it as real as possible.😁
No way is Jordan turning up to any place ever without knowing what was going on. Telling me like he knocked on the door politely to check on his boys.... who were partying without him.
Jordan was one of the best players in college for how many years and supposedly never saw anything like that? He never went to any parties in college? "I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!!" 😅😅😅
For some reason, it wasn't until I saw Jordan sitting in that chair during this documentary that I realized how big his fcking hands are! They are massive!!!
"I went into a room and saw things I have never seen" needs to be a soundbyte on bodega boys
For a second, my dumbass thought they had Jordan on as a guest haha.
Jordan on Zoom is Crazy 🤣😂
Lol same
LOL
Need that!
I did too 😂😅
The basketball turned into a sandwich as he dunked it 🤣
😭😂🤣
yoooooooo
🔥 🔥 🔥
lol yes. trash commercial!
Yoooo the biggest takeaway I got from this is the fact that I never knew that Mr. Submarine made commercials.
That knee slap was strong 🤣😂
Man, Desus is working at Footlocker now?
Right?!?! I don't know why, footlocker doesn't even get quick strike releases
Dan i was thinking the same man hè miss sneaker shopping so much hè actually coverted his house into a Footlocker store hè even got the Bluetooth earpiece.
"I need to buy some Kicks today. Air Jordans, red color, either size 8 or 9 wide. I don't care if I pay $100 for it, which is my entire paycheck for the week. Why ? Cuz, I am a Sneaker Head..."
Izz a essential job
Dead
4:03 hey man that edit is seamless look at his left arm
They’re gunna talk about Michael Jordan without adding John Mulaney to the Zoom call? The disrespect 😂😂
0:50 'Make it the same color as my eyes' whewww chile... 😵😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The “allegedlys” tho
Thats the problematic light LIGHT
To be honest, though, cocaine would probably have to snort MJ to feel the rush that he gets on his own.
2:30 to be fair he’s a black man from N.C. in the 80s, he probably hadn’t
Right.
There's knowing of that kinda life's existence, which any person does.
Then there's actually SEEING that life in person.
I woulda had the same reaction, I woulda been like "ah nah, I can't be rolling with ya'll." Teammates or no.
Lol get in where you fit in.
Isn’t MJ from NY?
@@warrenmorgan304 Born, but not raised
Mike was Born in Brooklyn but raised in the south
y'all are way underestimating how country MJ was in 1984*
(*corrected)
In 1986 he was pretty well traveled because of basketball. He has gone all over the country. And he has traveled to other countries.
@@eboooo The story is from 1984, since he brings up he was rookie in the pre-season. I don't know where Mero got 86 from.
that's right, I missed that
Lashae January Also, Mike lives in Florida. Not Vegas. Dunno where he got that from, either.
@@trevorhembrough1290 he has been known to gamble a little bit.
Mike big cappin 😂😂😂🧢
After the first part, I thought that commercial couldnt get any worse....then he slam dunked a sandwich......I fell out laughing
Julia’s laugh is one of my favorite things about these videos
RIP Fred The Godson 🙏🏽
FACTS
Man listen the bulls signed Scottie for minimum wage for 7yrs. He had to do something to make money lol 🤷🏾♂️ He would have made a grip with that sandwich if he had an only page back then lol
I cannot get over the 80s-style editing in that sandwich commercial LMAO
When he laughed he definitely was reminiscing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's freaking blushing off of a cocaine accusation.Jordan neverrr blushes.smmfh
“Threw on a Hanes shirt and some bootcut jeans and said let’s go” 😂😂😂
Full snort press 😂😂
Yo! Shot out to Desus, lookin' like an employee at a Footlocker.
"Make it the same color as my eyes" lmaooooo Cheese-eyes McGee 😭😭😭
Yo!!!! ROYAL COLA!!!😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥
My man’s dunked a sandwich 😭😭
I remember that commercial...it really hits different 30 years later..lol
Nah, that JJ Fish commercial, for their Fish-Wish sandwich...that thing was a submarine fish with little-to-no buns!
Bro I remember that commercial too lol
The knee slap gave it away....
FACTS, He couldn't FINISH the sentence LOL
They sprinkled coke on his ankle and he went on to score 49 and 63 on the Celtics
That’s racist
That laughter explains it all. Whatever he says didn’t happen that laugh gave it away
Yooooooo lemme get a 1989 Mr Sub Assorted and an RC Cola! Turn my Bulls Starter hat around backwards and dig in.
Pum pum shorts!!!😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
3:14 - 3:19 is definitely a sucio gang soundbite
Facts
So what you’re saying is that you didn’t watch the last dance...
Desus miss Sneaker Shopping so much hè just recreated a whole Sneaker Store with the matching shirt to fit.
And the Bluetooth ear piece the make it as real as possible.😁
Dunk a sandwich with no defenders LMFAOOOOO
During these times The Bodega Boys are really keeping us laughing
I love mero😂😂😂 *allegedly *
3:25 Problematic Button LOL
The “FLU” game. That fool just couldn’t sleep from the night before haha.
Drinking Luke warm? There's more ice in that glass than Texas.
So yall in the Comments not gonna Comment on that NBA 2k Personality Chart LMAO. They gave Scottie a Negative 35 LMAOOOO for Charisma
Wait, what?
Miss these two glad I had em during covid
How come desus look like he about to ask “what size you need fam”.
Jordan been on that blow
Damn desus your sneaker game is massive.. I feel like your place is just sneakers and a peloton lol
🤣🤣🤣 apparently my nigga has 100s of sneakers it lots of colors
“I was with Magic that one time”😂
No way is Jordan turning up to any place ever without knowing what was going on. Telling me like he knocked on the door politely to check on his boys.... who were partying without him.
FACTS
In 84, I'll take his word on it.
Jordan was one of the best players in college for how many years and supposedly never saw anything like that? He never went to any parties in college? "I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!!" 😅😅😅
Im Mad im just noticing the Salvador Dali Blue Period Shoe Wall. Lmao. Classic Desus😆😆
I believe mike, if he did coke he’d be trash especially as a rookie
@FieryReign shit it may have helped,we've all heard a tale or 2 of a crack head performing super human feats 🤷🏽♂️
@FieryReign LT career was shortened by coke
Ever heard of Mike Tyson?
This guy looks like he work for footlocker
Ladies lets have a party lmaooooooooooooooooooo
"Yo I bought your mom some cold cuts" made me laugh for like 10 minutes. I had to pause the video, that was fuckin funny.
For some reason, it wasn't until I saw Jordan sitting in that chair during this documentary that I realized how big his fcking hands are! They are massive!!!
That impulsive nose touch at 00:28 lmaoo
Is there a tour of Desus's sneaker collection anywhere?
Pippen was killing those lines with that bog ass nose😅😅😳
Desus just say no to them Footlocker Shirts Tho’ 👀
He dunked that sandwich like he dunked on Ewing
2:53 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:03 pippen dunked a sandwich above the sliver rim
"...I was checking the verse of the day, cuz you know I'm a Christian..."
Local celebrity commercials are always wild💥💥😂🤣😂 a new washed segment💥💥✊🏾🦁👑
That commercial😂😂😂
Desus with the mad kick flex AGAIN
The color matching kills me. Lol
It was his rookie season, not '86. Still funny tho 😂
hilarious riff boys - love it
This has been tha best shit all week 🦠🥶
Mereo looks like a samoan joyner lucas wit a bad hair line lmao i CANT NOT SEE IT NOW
Welcome to the Gen X memoirs, lmao.
They wanted that 6 foot 😂😂😂😂 not the sandwich
Anybody else see the rest of the episodes or am I dolo on that?
I swear I said “did he dunk a sandwich?!” The same time as Mero 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lol I grew up in the Chi and I remember that Pippen/Mr Submarine commercial
It was in the 90s definitely not the 80s
Definitely early 90's. I'd say 1992.
Yo its coming out now that Scottie was slangin that mule and Jordan was tight about it.
why is desus dressed like he works at footlocker lol
Best part is Mero has been telling us.
This shit funny as hell
It all makes sense now...
Poom poom shorts lolz
...who's the Michael Jordan of coke dealers?
Escobar?
I miss you guys.😃
It was a "knee slapper". I rest my case.
Desus has a side hustle at foot locker
This is the same story with Carmen Electra when she said Jordan walked in the room
Mr. Sub is fire though!
How many blue Kicks Desus does he have?
DESUS REALLY HAD EVERY NY JOB U CAN HAVE LOL
Drop a comment if your mom was in the sandwich commercial with Scottie
Mike was cappin all through Episode 8
Who is the random lady in the show ????
This fucking video is fire. Brrrrrrap.
That’s 4 to 5 shots? In that glass
Man these mf’s are clowns
why did that commercial even happen my God
I think DESUS likes his 👟 in the color blue
"make it the same color as my eyes" lmaoo
Chicago Luvabulls? lol