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It makes me really uncomfortable how they keep using schlatt’s AI voice model in these videos pretending he’s still alive.
Holy shit this joke made me BUST
LMAOOO
This joke made my toes curl, my legs shake, and my whole body convulse as I busted everywhere as a result of succumbing to the gooning hypnotism introduced to me by Apandah
This joke made me liberal
this JOKE made ME want to GOON uncontrollably
Brian: “Peter what are you doing”
Peter: “Crack”
Brian: “What the fuck!?”
This one hits too close to home
Hey at least I'm not drinking, Brian
LMAO
@@jacesdavis Smoking crack isn't the way to stop drinking. Where'd you get crack, anyways?
@@charliefullwood4522from Black's
Shat: Asstoe, what r u doing?
Asstoe: changering pronouns
Shat: What the fuck?!
Crack!
crack!!
crack!!
What the woke!?
What the fuck?!?!
The pronoun change to personality change pipeline is real. After I started going by he/him, I immediately became a misogynist!
I'm so proud of you, it's never easy to come out as misogynist ❤️
Me too, proud misogynist!
trans inclusive radical misogyny 👍
Good for you. Same happened to me honestly
i affirm my transfem homies by being misogynistic 💯
“First the pronouns change, then your whole attitude changes with you.”
Damn Schlatt really had to call us out huh
this is so me btw
@@TodayInGoodMusicgross
Me, if you even care 😔
@@knashbrown not really tbh, sry
@@JokingAroundInternetNOT sorry
APANDAHS FIRST CHANCE TO TALK TO A GIRL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯YOU GOT THIS GOONER DONT BLOW IT!!!!!
he, she, we, gooner. woke…
@@penelopeallen32 i love youy pleas oh my god youre just perfect thank you so much for saying this
@@return4887 my prounounce are apan/d
"i wish i could use incense to bring you guys closer to our lord and saviour" is such an underrated line. it gives pokemon go to the polls
Vibes
Bro I read this comment as he said it in my ear that was scary
@@galaxysheep444thanks for finishing their sentence
Mika's soyjack woke jschlatt drawing is too real. That drawing came from a place of hate.
the sharty?
GEMMY!!!!!! @@user-qw9yf6zs9t
thats how true wojaks are made not even real artists can make true wojaks
actual artists cannot draw a wojak, they can only imitate. true wojaks are made by ousiders who are at any time 3 seconds away from heading over to their local superstore with a sawed off
6:34 I love Schlatt being able to instantly tell that "Filbert pipe Sidney' isn't a reference he doesn't understand but a random string of words from Pandah's shitty brain
this series has taught me that aztro is a surprisingly good artist and that pandah's mind is a wasteland of screams and tits
the genuine rage in “PANDA! THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!”gets me every time
Last year, I was poor, unemployed, and had no friends. Then I started watching Sleep Deprived Podcast, and now I am gay, poor, unemployed, and have no friends. Thank you, SDP for all of your help!
I love this original comment!
And -$5 every month
I love this original comment!
me too
You may not have a job, home or friends, but at least you have pronouns
sleep deprived if it was woke:
mika would be ASEXUAL
astrosist would be TRANSGENDER
panda would be the same
schlatt would be HOMOSEXUAL
Last one is exclusive to Schlatt's own channel
@@ThePotionMaster413thats the joke
@@cryopex9976ah. I see i am stupid.
aztro already is LMAO😭
hometsuck
love that schlatt can still be a devoted catholic republican in a group of woke lefties, it’s truly beautiful 🙏✝️🛐❤️🩹
Demmiecaps
W schlatt
I couldn’t handle semen deprived after the wokies started clouding our beautiful podcast, truly a astonishing feat that Shat can stay Catholic in this world of liberals
Crack
What the fuck
I still can’t tell the difference between Mike and aztro and until now I got away with it by just saying “him”. Now thanks to the woke agenda this is no longer possible. Thanks a bunch Biden
REAL
Mike?
@@ToadTendo I said what I said
MIKE
who the fuck is mike
For a channel called Sleep Deprived, Woke is a very fitting world
When can they finally sleep?
Now that Aztro is woke I can finally admit that they’re wildly attractive
yeah, that was the last straw
real
i think youre just bisexual
sooo true
Aztro, what are you doing?
the fact that anytime they get a completely wack ass prompt every single one of them can figure out who gave them the prompt. true friendship is being able to distinguish who's bullshit you're looking at with absolutely no clues
sleep deprived never fails to PRONOUN. PRONOUN. ALERT. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. WOKE. WOKE WOKE WOKE. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN.
I’m shaking and foaming at the mouth with this episode
GRRRRRR THESE WOKE PRONOUNS!!!!!!!!G
Sleep deprived never fails to Peter, what are you doing? Crack. What the fuck?! Hey at least I’m not drinking Brian
@@rker3195 What the fuck?
@@rker3195 wait rker like yba??
Schlatt has mastered the Norm Macdonald trick of saying the same thing until it forces you to laugh
9/11
2:50 what is aztro talking about? if mika managed to catch that galarian zapdos he would be DROWNING in sex
for real that thing has a catch rate of 0.0000075%
ikr and it appears like once in a millenia
"First the pronouns change-" IM ACTUALLY CRYING
SAME I'm shocked they joked about that lmao
NO IDC IT WAS FUNNY
i feel like this was definitely on purpose since schlatt misgendered her in the last vid?? joking about it breaks that tension a bit
@wermluv my immediate thought too LMAO. My friends would do the same shit,
@soupmix211 Why? They close friends. I joke about the same stuff with my trans friends
I'm really proud of aztro, couldn't be happier for her
thank you so much :)
@@Aztrosistgo back to your cave
@@Aztrosist still no hoes :(
🐜
@@Aztrosisthello aztrosist
Can we just appreciate how Sleep Deprived ties us to a chair with a rope and forces us to watch every single video with a gun to our head
I think that might just be you 😳
@@SomberSky no they're right aztro is sitting next to me with a gun she's making me watch this woke propaganda joe biden lgbtq communist podcast and forcing me to use pronouns
@@SomberSkyare you sure dude? The gun is pretty close to my head right now, I won’t be saying anything though, I “love” sleep deprived! (Please help me oh god NOO)
@@Mattssz whoopsie
it's nice to know that aztrosist trusts the goons so much and is able to be themselves :)
edit: if you're gonna reply just to hate... why? what do you get out of this? what do you get out of not using someone's preferred pronouns?
the goons would never fail a goonette‼‼
im the grammar police *themself
@@egghaverrim gonna touch you 🤫🤫
:)
@@Aztrosist yooo its the babe herself!!!!!
All jokes aside, it genuinely feels great that the sdp community has been fostered in such a way that astro feels comfortable coming out and being her true self :)))))
Jschlatt and co. respecting someone's pronouns change was not on my bingo card for this channel but i'm glad to be surprised
@@kajamatousek247 honestly, i always got respectful vibes from schlatt when he's not joking. he seems like a nice guy to know
@@kajamatousek247schlatt has always been supportive
Most of the people here are kids who were already queer
It was expected
The only ones mad at her are probably reel watching kids (and more of the outside world)
i goon i goon i skibidi i am goon i am skibidi... I an skibidi
So proud of Aztro for pronoun-maxxing, keep it up girlboss!
you did not just say pronounmaxxing
@@-Gug-she is indeed pronounmaxxing
Ewwwwww
Pronoun maxing....what even is that ?
@@binay413963 crack
@@binay413963 Don't diss the grindset, hater. It's somewhat similar to gender-maxxing in aesthetic style, but differs in execution.
How can it be woke? You’re SLEEP DEPRIVED… you don’t sleep.
The woke up 1 day and never slept
They’re sleep deprived because they stay woke
they are woke by design
sleep deprived never fails to make me goon! 🥰
I’m gonna goon
ambatugoon
Literally gooning rn
so funny
@@mattiagrana thanks
Hi, My name is Keith, and i am from Zambia... Its humbling to see this and i am grateful that Dora and the children are getting the help they much needed. More Blessings and More Success to you Jimmy and The Beast Philanthropy team.
he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit
You're welcome Keith
No problem man
@@moist_Oh my God moist the editor for sleep deprived real!?!?!!!!?!?;!?!;!-+-&+$!
@@mrbast9017 no moist isn't real, you're making that up
So fun seeing "schlatt" spending times with special need kids!
needs**
Yeah, especially Mika, i heard he is canadian 😔. It's about time they make some medication against that condition.
@TodayInGoodMusic No there's only one need. gogurt.
@@roger5059i heard apandah is apandah
@@CubeShip i heard apandah is hot
Wow astro really puts the "sis" in Astrosist
she puts the sis in isis
I think this is the only channel where getting their patreon would actually be worse than watching their videos without it.
idk when aztro changed their pronouns but congratulations aztro!! you have nothing but love and support from me xoxoxo
thank you mickey!
I went into the replies to make sure there wasn’t any bigots but it was ASTRO HERSELF
@@jae_vee SO GAGGED
@@mickeycasagrande3875 we're all a bit gagged, aren't we?
@@jae_veeHere I am, He*
sleep deprived never fails to make me woke
What the fuck is that emoji
WHAT THE GUCK IS THAT BLUE SHIJ STAIN
dude never use this blue shit again im serious
Tf is that
Same
this is gonna sound like a carbon copy of every other comment but as a long time fan of this podcast and aztro's content in general, seeing her happy with supportive friends and them not making anything too awkward or anything is so awesome. eventually one day i'll get to that point, but until then, aztro keep being yourself and being an inspiration. the gooners got your back.
Astro never fails to be our favorite goonette, happy for her
The telephone is so woke that they should call it "garthey/them" phone (funny)
(Adding something in parenthesis after a shit joke doesn't make it funny)
lol (that was funny)
@@horseguy273(funny)
@@horseguy273go back to woke land pal this place is for true goons only (funny)
@@nightlyy- fakecel has never gooned in his life
Why is Apanda speaking through a McDonald’s ordering machine
on shift
he's getting that bag 🛍️
He's making minimum wage don't judge him
His TH-cam hiatus has caught up to him
Sleep deprived never fails to be my role models of what not to be 🥰
crack
@@AetherialRaine what the fuck
@@AetherialRainewhat the fuck?!
@@egghaverrhey at least I’m not drinkin’ Brian
I'm so glad jschlatt has fully embraced his autism. they grow up so fast!
brian: peter, what are you doing?
peter: crack.
brian: what the fuck
peter what are yo udoing
@@bennyworm1234 crack
Cr ack
what the fuck
What the fuck
Im so happy for Astrosist i wish her the best! theres finally a goonette in a group of gooners :3
aztro has been a part of the sdp since its creation
@@kenesys8713 but now shes a goonette 🤯
@@komotss she has been for a while
Sleep Deprived if they were WOKE:
Astro is TRANSGENDER
Shat is BISEXUAL
Mika is ASEXUAL
Apandah
Apandah is gooner
three horsemen and one horsewoman of the apocalypse
So happy Aztro can be herself, wishing her the best from one trans person to another
Oh Aztro is trans? I thought they were joking around or something, good for her though!
@@emeryduhgamerI did at first too but she confirmed it herself!
Aztro: Panda what are you doing?
Panda: Fucking Whismur
Aztro: What the fuck?!
Not gonna lie i get so happy whenever y'all upload, i think i have an unhealthy obsession with the sleep deprived podcast. Every single day i go on the channel and rewatch old videos, trying to see if there's one i missed.
Theres something so gender affirming about hearing the guys use the correct pronouns for Aztro. Idk why just hearing people switch pronouns for their friend so quickly and easily feels really nice :)
nothing like a good dose of trans joy
You’re getting really sleepy…
[Insert "oh my god bro- ah hell no wtf man" here]
@cloudtaker633 [insert: peter what are you doing?]
@@logemcdoge4620 crack
Timestamps:
Start - 0:00
End - 22:55
this helped a lot 👍
Thanks! Now I can easily skip to the end and get back to gooning!
Where are the jumpscares
@@yahkimicki236 420:69
Very happy for Astro that she’s with a group of friends who accept her for who she is
Now I can call her astrotits
WOKE Sleep Deprived
MLMIKA
ACETROSIST
Jschlatt
APANSEXUALDA
goated
very happy that astrid feels comfortable enough to be herself. very proud of you!! big hugs 🫂🤍
The whimsur fucking bit has to be the funniest bit in sleep deprived gartic phone history
so proud of aztro :) as an enby myself, it makes me excited to see someone on a large platform who i can relate to and is able to come out. u have our full support astrid!!
Its good to live in poland cuz when sleep deprived posts a new video its evening and my day is already ruined
>Live in Poland
>Day ruined
living here is enough to ruin my day
I'm so happy for Aztro, we're all proud of our favourite goonette 💕🏳️⚧️
dude you are SO weird@@dank90
@@dank90bro is crazy?????
@@dank90 bro what ??
Sleep deprived never fails to CRACK.
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?!
Hey, at least I'm not drinking Brian.
Peter, what are you doing?
Crack.
What the fuck?!
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Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
What the fuck?!
Crack.
Peter, what are you going?
What the fuck?!
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I can't believe I'm considering actually subscribing to the patreon JUST to see the original version of this episode
the way Jschlatt described the way Panda makes love to pokemon is almost Lovecraftian and the most disgusting and vile thing i've heard all week.
we love girlypop aztro
I always feel like one of the boys when I watch sleep deprived but in reality I'm a loser eating cold spaghetti with a spoon
are spaghetti good?
Spagenti
Pasketti
Puskinti
im eating mcnuggets 😔
goos spaghetti is?
spaghettini is good?
So sorry for your loss Mika, can't believe "shatt" would do that to you on your daily walk.
LETS GOO AZTRO!!! PROUD OF HER‼️
Schlatt getting immediately triggered to laugh like Wario every time Aztro says "crack" is making me piss myself lmao
Congrats on coming out Aztro! I'm so glad that you felt comfortable to be able to come out to SDP and it's nice seeing more trans representation in the online space from big creators, especially enby representation. I'm so glad you can be yourself!!!
sleep deprived never fails to make me lose NNN
NOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EDGE TO SLEEP DEPRIVED DURING NNN NOT FULL-ON GOON 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I’m devastated for Mika, I just saw a galarian Zapdos the other day as well and used my golden razz and even used an element super ball and it still fled. Not even one shake 😭
At 1:08, 8 months after this video was posted, I was watching this video while looking at the free games on epic and one of the free games is no joke "Rawmen: Food fighter arena" We are in the matrix bro
aztro has pronounce now… whats next? Blue hair and liberal?
Probably, it’s disgusting
Sleep deprived never fails to make me smoke crack
Brian: “what the fuck”
Not the family guy vocal stimming
im so happy for you aztro !!!!! im so glad that there's so much support here for you and there always will be !
omg i’m so happy for aztro!! sending soooo much love
Sleep deprived never fails to make my day and fill me with joy 😊
do you ever feel your left kidney imploding or do you not watch sleep deprived..?
yes
liberals!
i lost my kidney in the trenches
Never would've known SDP would become so woke now.
it puts a smile on my face to see aztro wokemaxxing! happy for her
Sleep deprived never fails to make me smilemax
They should call it Garlic Phone because of all the Garlic that Schlatt eats to keep the Texas vampires away
gooning my way to the mountains and back………
Once a gooner always a gooner
Within cells interlinked
Mika:"Apandah what are you doing?"
Apandah:"Fucking Whismur"
Mika:"WHAT THE FLIP?"
sleep deprived never fails to rip out my exposed nerves 😍
This is my favorite woke podcast
I feel Mika’s pain
mikasacus my spirit animal.
Aztro you are so appreciated! Congrats on coming out!❤
I'm so proud of Aztro for coming out, and it makes me so happy seeing so many other people being supportive 😊
Knowing aztro is trans really suprised no one nor changes anything but i know it takes guts to come out and say it so good job aztro 👍
Congrats on coming out Aztro, you can now officially girlboss to your full potential
(Seriously though, im super happy for you! Also love your art, its super cool :])
"sleep deprived is woke" is pure irony
*gives mikasacus a kiss*
I LOVE MIKA!!!
holy shit they’re bullying him
mika is virgen 😡🤬🤬
they have woken. They wake and woke. They added a non bidenry
very happy for aztro. proud of her :3
sleep deprived never fails to be a prime of example of “do neither as i say or do”
Aztro was the Goonette we wanted all along
They turned aztrosist into oestrosist!!!!!!!!!!
Waiting for Ben Shapiro's "Debunking Sleep Deprived WOKE Gartic Phone"
9:56 “and then his head violently slams into the ground because it weighs 10,000 pounds” bye lmfaooo
You guys genuinely make my day better with your jokes