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  • @hegg5839
    @hegg5839 ปีที่แล้ว +3109

    It makes me really uncomfortable how they keep using schlatt’s AI voice model in these videos pretending he’s still alive.

    • @FreezingmoonDSBM
      @FreezingmoonDSBM ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Holy shit this joke made me BUST

    • @randomperson5086
      @randomperson5086 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMAOOO

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander ปีที่แล้ว +53

      This joke made my toes curl, my legs shake, and my whole body convulse as I busted everywhere as a result of succumbing to the gooning hypnotism introduced to me by Apandah

    • @melliott1866
      @melliott1866 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This joke made me liberal

    • @victuvaporub
      @victuvaporub ปีที่แล้ว +13

      this JOKE made ME want to GOON uncontrollably

  • @lunanovaa_
    @lunanovaa_ ปีที่แล้ว +1428

    "i wish i could use incense to bring you guys closer to our lord and saviour" is such an underrated line. it gives pokemon go to the polls

    • @galaxysheep444
      @galaxysheep444 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Vibes

    • @z-animation4234
      @z-animation4234 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bro I read this comment as he said it in my ear that was scary

    • @jc_art_
      @jc_art_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@galaxysheep444thanks for finishing their sentence

  • @Snefner
    @Snefner ปีที่แล้ว +6252

    Brian: “Peter what are you doing”
    Peter: “Crack”
    Brian: “What the fuck!?”

    • @mwagaha3343
      @mwagaha3343 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      This one hits too close to home

    • @jacesdavis
      @jacesdavis ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Hey at least I'm not drinking, Brian

    • @ArnavBoom
      @ArnavBoom ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LMAO

    • @charliefullwood4522
      @charliefullwood4522 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@jacesdavis Smoking crack isn't the way to stop drinking. Where'd you get crack, anyways?

    • @WastedTime489
      @WastedTime489 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@charliefullwood4522from Black's

  • @rismen9033
    @rismen9033 ปีที่แล้ว +3028

    Mika's soyjack woke jschlatt drawing is too real. That drawing came from a place of hate.

    • @user-qw9yf6zs9t
      @user-qw9yf6zs9t ปีที่แล้ว +60

      the sharty?

    • @powerplantpipe
      @powerplantpipe ปีที่แล้ว

      GEMMY!!!!!! @@user-qw9yf6zs9t

    • @heromedley
      @heromedley ปีที่แล้ว +54

      thats how true wojaks are made not even real artists can make true wojaks

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis ปีที่แล้ว +52

      actual artists cannot draw a wojak, they can only imitate. true wojaks are made by ousiders who are at any time 3 seconds away from heading over to their local superstore with a sawed off

  • @AWormsPurpose
    @AWormsPurpose ปีที่แล้ว +487

    6:34 I love Schlatt being able to instantly tell that "Filbert pipe Sidney' isn't a reference he doesn't understand but a random string of words from Pandah's shitty brain

    • @corsojames
      @corsojames 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      this series has taught me that aztro is a surprisingly good artist and that pandah's mind is a wasteland of screams and tits

    • @themosaicshow
      @themosaicshow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      the genuine rage in “PANDA! THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!”gets me every time

  • @Fluck_Flutch
    @Fluck_Flutch ปีที่แล้ว +3122

    Shat: Asstoe, what r u doing?
    Asstoe: changering pronouns
    Shat: What the fuck?!

  • @awesomeman3750
    @awesomeman3750 ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    APANDAHS FIRST CHANCE TO TALK TO A GIRL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯YOU GOT THIS GOONER DONT BLOW IT!!!!!

    • @penelopeallen32
      @penelopeallen32 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      he, she, we, gooner. woke…

    • @return4887
      @return4887 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@penelopeallen32 i love youy pleas oh my god youre just perfect thank you so much for saying this

    • @penelopeallen32
      @penelopeallen32 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@return4887 my prounounce are apan/d

  • @obamabingchilling
    @obamabingchilling ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Last year, I was poor, unemployed, and had no friends. Then I started watching Sleep Deprived Podcast, and now I am gay, poor, unemployed, and have no friends. Thank you, SDP for all of your help!

    • @aquau5777
      @aquau5777 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I love this original comment!

    • @julixpinguimon8023
      @julixpinguimon8023 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And -$5 every month

    • @egghaverr
      @egghaverr ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love this original comment!

    • @silksongoutyet
      @silksongoutyet ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You may not have a job, home or friends, but at least you have pronouns

  • @thaitoan4760
    @thaitoan4760 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    For a channel called Sleep Deprived, Woke is a very fitting world

    • @roger5059
      @roger5059 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When can they finally sleep?

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    The pronoun change to personality change pipeline is real. After I started going by he/him, I immediately became a misogynist!

    • @roger5059
      @roger5059 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      I'm so proud of you, it's never easy to come out as misogynist ❤️

    • @DereckBenjamin06
      @DereckBenjamin06 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Me too, proud misogynist!

    • @cool_bug_facts
      @cool_bug_facts 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      trans inclusive radical misogyny 👍

    • @cumcumcum148
      @cumcumcum148 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Good for you. Same happened to me honestly

    • @wetoddedd
      @wetoddedd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i affirm my transfem homies by being misogynistic 💯

  • @chazmeister0710
    @chazmeister0710 ปีที่แล้ว +1451

    I still can’t tell the difference between Mike and aztro and until now I got away with it by just saying “him”. Now thanks to the woke agenda this is no longer possible. Thanks a bunch Biden

    • @elli2590
      @elli2590 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      REAL

    • @ToadTendo
      @ToadTendo ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Mike?

    • @chazmeister0710
      @chazmeister0710 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@ToadTendo I said what I said

    • @foggsiee
      @foggsiee ปีที่แล้ว +21

      MIKE

    • @Storse
      @Storse ปีที่แล้ว +97

      who the fuck is mike

  • @PhoenixPilot
    @PhoenixPilot ปีที่แล้ว +6144

    “First the pronouns change, then your whole attitude changes with you.”
    Damn Schlatt really had to call us out huh

    • @oklooneytunes
      @oklooneytunes ปีที่แล้ว +260

      this is so me btw

    • @DickVonSpit
      @DickVonSpit ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oklooneytunesgross

    • @knashbrown
      @knashbrown ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Me, if you even care 😔

    • @JokingAroundInternet
      @JokingAroundInternet ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@knashbrown not really tbh, sry

    • @nynvib276
      @nynvib276 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      ​@@JokingAroundInternetNOT sorry

  • @cgumby
    @cgumby ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Schlatt has mastered the Norm Macdonald trick of saying the same thing until it forces you to laugh

  • @mavnycto
    @mavnycto ปีที่แล้ว +196

    the fact that anytime they get a completely wack ass prompt every single one of them can figure out who gave them the prompt. true friendship is being able to distinguish who's bullshit you're looking at with absolutely no clues

  • @changeuphitter5678
    @changeuphitter5678 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    2:50 what is aztro talking about? if mika managed to catch that galarian zapdos he would be DROWNING in sex

    • @zzeroara9511
      @zzeroara9511 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      for real that thing has a catch rate of 0.0000075%

    • @aidencook5524
      @aidencook5524 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ikr and it appears like once in a millenia

  • @grilha
    @grilha ปีที่แล้ว +5598

    sleep deprived if it was woke:
    mika would be ASEXUAL
    astrosist would be TRANSGENDER
    panda would be the same
    schlatt would be HOMOSEXUAL

    • @StillSpacey
      @StillSpacey ปีที่แล้ว +527

      Last one is exclusive to Schlatt's own channel

    • @cryopex9976
      @cryopex9976 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@ThePotionMaster413thats the joke

    • @ThePotionMaster413
      @ThePotionMaster413 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@cryopex9976ah. I see i am stupid.

    • @dizzy4198
      @dizzy4198 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      aztro already is LMAO😭

    • @Pink_Marshy
      @Pink_Marshy ปีที่แล้ว

      hometsuck

  • @elli2590
    @elli2590 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    love that schlatt can still be a devoted catholic republican in a group of woke lefties, it’s truly beautiful 🙏✝️🛐❤️‍🩹

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Demmiecaps

    • @richthofen1892
      @richthofen1892 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      W schlatt

    • @schizoamerican
      @schizoamerican ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I couldn’t handle semen deprived after the wokies started clouding our beautiful podcast, truly a astonishing feat that Shat can stay Catholic in this world of liberals

    • @n0vanox
      @n0vanox ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Crack

    • @Sentientglassofmilk
      @Sentientglassofmilk ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck

  • @yolkerson
    @yolkerson ปีที่แล้ว +2059

    sleep deprived never fails to PRONOUN. PRONOUN. ALERT. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. WOKE. WOKE WOKE WOKE. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN.

    • @grahh7234
      @grahh7234 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I’m shaking and foaming at the mouth with this episode

    • @Kajlj5000real
      @Kajlj5000real ปีที่แล้ว +110

      GRRRRRR THESE WOKE PRONOUNS!!!!!!!!G

    • @rker3195
      @rker3195 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Sleep deprived never fails to Peter, what are you doing? Crack. What the fuck?! Hey at least I’m not drinking Brian

    • @Kajlj5000real
      @Kajlj5000real ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@rker3195 What the fuck?

    • @grahh7234
      @grahh7234 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rker3195 wait rker like yba??

  • @maxithink_
    @maxithink_ ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Can we just appreciate how Sleep Deprived ties us to a chair with a rope and forces us to watch every single video with a gun to our head

    • @SomberSky
      @SomberSky ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think that might just be you 😳

    • @roger5059
      @roger5059 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SomberSky no they're right aztro is sitting next to me with a gun she's making me watch this woke propaganda joe biden lgbtq communist podcast and forcing me to use pronouns

    • @Mattssz
      @Mattssz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SomberSkyare you sure dude? The gun is pretty close to my head right now, I won’t be saying anything though, I “love” sleep deprived! (Please help me oh god NOO)

    • @SomberSky
      @SomberSky 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Mattssz whoopsie

  • @Inabin
    @Inabin ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    Now that Aztro is woke I can finally admit that they’re wildly attractive

  • @reapzz_live
    @reapzz_live ปีที่แล้ว +808

    I'm really proud of aztro, couldn't be happier for her

    • @Aztrosist
      @Aztrosist ปีที่แล้ว +497

      thank you so much :)

    • @rasoolabdalrazaq6825
      @rasoolabdalrazaq6825 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Aztrosistgo back to your cave

    • @_Diam_nd_
      @_Diam_nd_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aztrosist still no hoes :(

    • @ANKNAUGHT
      @ANKNAUGHT ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🐜

    • @DiscordMistake
      @DiscordMistake 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Aztrosisthello aztrosist

  • @darklust26
    @darklust26 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Hi, My name is Keith, and i am from Zambia... Its humbling to see this and i am grateful that Dora and the children are getting the help they much needed. More Blessings and More Success to you Jimmy and The Beast Philanthropy team.

    • @krystalgo
      @krystalgo ปีที่แล้ว +126

      he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit

    • @moist_
      @moist_ ปีที่แล้ว +121

      You're welcome Keith

    • @Byemine
      @Byemine ปีที่แล้ว +28

      No problem man

    • @mrbast9017
      @mrbast9017 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@moist_Oh my God moist the editor for sleep deprived real!?!?!!!!?!?;!?!;!-+-&+$!

    • @roger5059
      @roger5059 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrbast9017 no moist isn't real, you're making that up

  • @ShadyKnave
    @ShadyKnave ปีที่แล้ว +458

    How can it be woke? You’re SLEEP DEPRIVED… you don’t sleep.

    • @Kajlj5000real
      @Kajlj5000real ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The woke up 1 day and never slept

    • @sadlennie9320
      @sadlennie9320 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      They’re sleep deprived because they stay woke

    • @nanyoninyo
      @nanyoninyo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they are woke by design

  • @dappertophat
    @dappertophat ปีที่แล้ว +466

    All jokes aside, it genuinely feels great that the sdp community has been fostered in such a way that astro feels comfortable coming out and being her true self :)))))

    • @kajamatousek247
      @kajamatousek247 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Jschlatt and co. respecting someone's pronouns change was not on my bingo card for this channel but i'm glad to be surprised

    • @itsprobablyrobin
      @itsprobablyrobin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      ​@@kajamatousek247 honestly, i always got respectful vibes from schlatt when he's not joking. he seems like a nice guy to know

    • @DereckBenjamin06
      @DereckBenjamin06 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kajamatousek247schlatt has always been supportive

    • @Bareq_99
      @Bareq_99 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Most of the people here are kids who were already queer
      It was expected
      The only ones mad at her are probably reel watching kids (and more of the outside world)

    • @mintboy460
      @mintboy460 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i goon i goon i skibidi i am goon i am skibidi... I an skibidi

  • @stellarmagnolia_
    @stellarmagnolia_ ปีที่แล้ว +586

    "First the pronouns change-" IM ACTUALLY CRYING

    • @soupmix211
      @soupmix211 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      SAME I'm shocked they joked about that lmao

    • @oklooneytunes
      @oklooneytunes ปีที่แล้ว +50

      NO IDC IT WAS FUNNY

    • @wermluvr
      @wermluvr ปีที่แล้ว +101

      i feel like this was definitely on purpose since schlatt misgendered her in the last vid?? joking about it breaks that tension a bit

    • @brody_pierogi
      @brody_pierogi ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @wermluv my immediate thought too LMAO. My friends would do the same shit,

    • @nightlyy-
      @nightlyy- ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ​@soupmix211 Why? They close friends. I joke about the same stuff with my trans friends

  • @davisanderson_
    @davisanderson_ ปีที่แล้ว +787

    sleep deprived never fails to make me goon! 🥰

    • @jondoe8350
      @jondoe8350 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m gonna goon

    • @SirSulyvahn
      @SirSulyvahn ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ambatugoon

    • @Cemetery._Lady
      @Cemetery._Lady ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally gooning rn

    • @mattiagrana
      @mattiagrana ปีที่แล้ว +8

      so funny

    • @6TimTim9
      @6TimTim9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mattiagrana thanks

  • @nummary1133
    @nummary1133 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    So fun seeing "schlatt" spending times with special need kids!

    • @oklooneytunes
      @oklooneytunes ปีที่แล้ว +10

      needs**

    • @roger5059
      @roger5059 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Yeah, especially Mika, i heard he is canadian 😔. It's about time they make some medication against that condition.

    • @miraclemassacre
      @miraclemassacre ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@TodayInGoodMusic No there's only one need. gogurt.

    • @CubeShip
      @CubeShip ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@roger5059i heard apandah is apandah

    • @roger5059
      @roger5059 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CubeShip i heard apandah is hot

  • @Anthaneus
    @Anthaneus ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I think this is the only channel where getting their patreon would actually be worse than watching their videos without it.

  • @it_sjustme
    @it_sjustme ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Astro never fails to be our favorite goonette, happy for her

  • @Emkito
    @Emkito ปีที่แล้ว +920

    it's nice to know that aztrosist trusts the goons so much and is able to be themselves :)
    edit: if you're gonna reply just to hate... why? what do you get out of this? what do you get out of not using someone's preferred pronouns?

    • @ozzy_z
      @ozzy_z ปีที่แล้ว +385

      the goons would never fail a goonette‼‼

    • @egghaverr
      @egghaverr ปีที่แล้ว +53

      im the grammar police *themself

    • @catbait
      @catbait ปีที่แล้ว +128

      ​@@egghaverrim gonna touch you 🤫🤫

    • @Aztrosist
      @Aztrosist ปีที่แล้ว +465

      :)

    • @ozzy_z
      @ozzy_z ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@Aztrosist yooo its the babe herself!!!!!

  • @sobhammy
    @sobhammy ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Wow astro really puts the "sis" in Astrosist

    • @vitasomething
      @vitasomething 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      she puts the sis in isis

  • @romhackd
    @romhackd ปีที่แล้ว +84

    this is gonna sound like a carbon copy of every other comment but as a long time fan of this podcast and aztro's content in general, seeing her happy with supportive friends and them not making anything too awkward or anything is so awesome. eventually one day i'll get to that point, but until then, aztro keep being yourself and being an inspiration. the gooners got your back.

  • @tacothedank
    @tacothedank ปีที่แล้ว +793

    So proud of Aztro for pronoun-maxxing, keep it up girlboss!

    • @-Gug-
      @-Gug- ปีที่แล้ว +88

      you did not just say pronounmaxxing

    • @venvvenus
      @venvvenus ปีที่แล้ว +66

      ​@@-Gug-she is indeed pronounmaxxing

    • @binay413963
      @binay413963 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ewwwwww
      Pronoun maxing....what even is that ?

    • @venvvenus
      @venvvenus ปีที่แล้ว

      @@binay413963 crack

    • @tacothedank
      @tacothedank ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@binay413963 Don't diss the grindset, hater. It's somewhat similar to gender-maxxing in aesthetic style, but differs in execution.

  • @popclamp3508
    @popclamp3508 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Why is Apanda speaking through a McDonald’s ordering machine

    • @-Gug-
      @-Gug- ปีที่แล้ว +11

      on shift

    • @yahkimicki236
      @yahkimicki236 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he's getting that bag 🛍️

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's making minimum wage don't judge him

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      His TH-cam hiatus has caught up to him

  • @jeffbeezos383
    @jeffbeezos383 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I'm so glad jschlatt has fully embraced his autism. they grow up so fast!

  • @Dustyink
    @Dustyink ปีที่แล้ว +575

    sleep deprived never fails to make me woke

    • @metron8496
      @metron8496 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      What the fuck is that emoji

    • @Thegoober80085
      @Thegoober80085 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      WHAT THE GUCK IS THAT BLUE SHIJ STAIN

    • @puddin555
      @puddin555 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      dude never use this blue shit again im serious

    • @saltysnowflake5832
      @saltysnowflake5832 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tf is that

    • @SomberSky
      @SomberSky ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @mickeycasagrande3875
    @mickeycasagrande3875 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    idk when aztro changed their pronouns but congratulations aztro!! you have nothing but love and support from me xoxoxo

    • @Aztrosist
      @Aztrosist ปีที่แล้ว +229

      thank you mickey!

    • @jae_vee
      @jae_vee ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I went into the replies to make sure there wasn’t any bigots but it was ASTRO HERSELF

    • @mickeycasagrande3875
      @mickeycasagrande3875 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jae_vee SO GAGGED

    • @a_plastic_bag
      @a_plastic_bag ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mickeycasagrande3875 we're all a bit gagged, aren't we?

    • @parknich081
      @parknich081 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jae_veeHere I am, He*

  • @bashbash0777
    @bashbash0777 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Not gonna lie i get so happy whenever y'all upload, i think i have an unhealthy obsession with the sleep deprived podcast. Every single day i go on the channel and rewatch old videos, trying to see if there's one i missed.

  • @bluehour99
    @bluehour99 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    very happy that astrid feels comfortable enough to be herself. very proud of you!! big hugs 🫂🤍

  • @TheRealMarriott
    @TheRealMarriott 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Sleep Deprived if they were WOKE:
    Astro is TRANSGENDER
    Shat is BISEXUAL
    Mika is ASEXUAL
    Apandah

    • @gaIIowsCaIibrator
      @gaIIowsCaIibrator 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Apandah is gooner

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      three horsemen and one horsewoman of the apocalypse

  • @thrainn03
    @thrainn03 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Sleep deprived never fails to be my role models of what not to be 🥰

    • @AetherialRaine
      @AetherialRaine ปีที่แล้ว +19

      crack

    • @Pyseph
      @Pyseph ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AetherialRaine what the fuck

    • @egghaverr
      @egghaverr ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AetherialRainewhat the fuck?!

    • @bloopledoopdoop6200
      @bloopledoopdoop6200 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@egghaverrhey at least I’m not drinkin’ Brian

  • @unai8659
    @unai8659 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The whimsur fucking bit has to be the funniest bit in sleep deprived gartic phone history

  • @Crimson11777
    @Crimson11777 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I can't believe I'm considering actually subscribing to the patreon JUST to see the original version of this episode

  • @StrawberryDusty
    @StrawberryDusty 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I’m devastated for Mika, I just saw a galarian Zapdos the other day as well and used my golden razz and even used an element super ball and it still fled. Not even one shake 😭

  • @voidface8827
    @voidface8827 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    So happy Aztro can be herself, wishing her the best from one trans person to another

    • @emeryduhgamer
      @emeryduhgamer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Oh Aztro is trans? I thought they were joking around or something, good for her though!

    • @DereckBenjamin06
      @DereckBenjamin06 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@emeryduhgamerI did at first too but she confirmed it herself!

  • @toskanaught
    @toskanaught 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Very happy for Astro that she’s with a group of friends who accept her for who she is
    Now I can call her astrotits

  • @amianu6560
    @amianu6560 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Aztro: Panda what are you doing?
    Panda: Fucking Whismur
    Aztro: What the fuck?!

  • @gilbertgilbert6549
    @gilbertgilbert6549 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Its good to live in poland cuz when sleep deprived posts a new video its evening and my day is already ruined

    • @tacothedank
      @tacothedank ปีที่แล้ว +15

      >Live in Poland
      >Day ruined

    • @bananabread2137
      @bananabread2137 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      living here is enough to ruin my day

  • @bramcakes
    @bramcakes ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So sorry for your loss Mika, can't believe "shatt" would do that to you on your daily walk.

  • @Sillymonroll
    @Sillymonroll ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Im so happy for Astrosist i wish her the best! theres finally a goonette in a group of gooners :3

    • @kenesys8713
      @kenesys8713 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aztro has been a part of the sdp since its creation

    • @komotss
      @komotss ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@kenesys8713 but now shes a goonette 🤯

    • @kenesys8713
      @kenesys8713 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@komotss she has been for a while

  • @Bright_SideXD
    @Bright_SideXD ปีที่แล้ว +280

    The telephone is so woke that they should call it "garthey/them" phone (funny)

    • @AidanCaliber223
      @AidanCaliber223 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      (Adding something in parenthesis after a shit joke doesn't make it funny)

    • @woeq
      @woeq ปีที่แล้ว +86

      lol (that was funny)

    • @Kajlj5000real
      @Kajlj5000real ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ​@@AidanCaliber223(funny)

    • @nightlyy-
      @nightlyy- ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@AidanCaliber223go back to woke land pal this place is for true goons only (funny)

    • @AidanCaliber223
      @AidanCaliber223 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nightlyy- fakecel has never gooned in his life

  • @kaetrianos
    @kaetrianos ปีที่แล้ว +157

    brian: peter, what are you doing?
    peter: crack.
    brian: what the fuck

  • @raven.9550
    @raven.9550 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Schlatt getting immediately triggered to laugh like Wario every time Aztro says "crack" is making me piss myself lmao

  • @LivyLaBufanda
    @LivyLaBufanda ปีที่แล้ว +38

    so proud of aztro :) as an enby myself, it makes me excited to see someone on a large platform who i can relate to and is able to come out. u have our full support astrid!!

  • @drivekari
    @drivekari ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Sleep deprived never fails to CRACK.

    • @Fluck_Flutch
      @Fluck_Flutch ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck?!

    • @mrmeowmeowz
      @mrmeowmeowz ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck?

    • @CharityApple07
      @CharityApple07 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck?!
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking Brian.
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Peter, what are you going?
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      Crack.
      What the
      What
      Crack
      What the fuck?!
      Cr
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking Brian.
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Peter, what are you going?
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      Crack.
      What the
      What
      Crack
      What the fuck?!
      Cr
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking Brian.
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Peter, what are you going?
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      Crack.
      What the
      What
      Crack
      What the fuck?!
      Cr
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking Brian.
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Peter, what are you going?
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      Crack.
      What the
      What
      Crack
      What the fuck?!
      Cr
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking Brian.
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Peter, what are you going?
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Crack.
      What the fuck?!
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
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      What
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      What the fuck?!
      Cr
      Peter, what are you doing?
      Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
      What the fuck?!
      Crack.

    • @FirstNameLastName123dmtthc
      @FirstNameLastName123dmtthc ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck?!

    • @brazilianambassadordale8223
      @brazilianambassadordale8223 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      WHAT THE FUCK?!

  • @avionrico6941
    @avionrico6941 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    At 1:08, 8 months after this video was posted, I was watching this video while looking at the free games on epic and one of the free games is no joke "Rawmen: Food fighter arena" We are in the matrix bro

  • @Apowo16
    @Apowo16 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    WOKE Sleep Deprived
    MLMIKA
    ACETROSIST
    Jschlatt
    APANSEXUALDA

  • @eleeper2215
    @eleeper2215 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    sleep deprived never fails to make me lose NNN

    • @CharityApple07
      @CharityApple07 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EDGE TO SLEEP DEPRIVED DURING NNN NOT FULL-ON GOON 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • @CharityApple07
    @CharityApple07 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Congrats on coming out Aztro! I'm so glad that you felt comfortable to be able to come out to SDP and it's nice seeing more trans representation in the online space from big creators, especially enby representation. I'm so glad you can be yourself!!!

  • @kenny6524
    @kenny6524 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    LETS GOO AZTRO!!! PROUD OF HER‼️

  • @matildacate
    @matildacate ปีที่แล้ว +12

    omg i’m so happy for aztro!! sending soooo much love

  • @M4caberguy
    @M4caberguy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    the way Jschlatt described the way Panda makes love to pokemon is almost Lovecraftian and the most disgusting and vile thing i've heard all week.

  • @xfirerage66x97
    @xfirerage66x97 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I always feel like one of the boys when I watch sleep deprived but in reality I'm a loser eating cold spaghetti with a spoon

  • @NKalico
    @NKalico ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Sleep deprived never fails to make me smoke crack
    Brian: “what the fuck”

  • @ivypox
    @ivypox ปีที่แล้ว +12

    im so happy for you aztro !!!!! im so glad that there's so much support here for you and there always will be !

  • @Ghouliano
    @Ghouliano 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9:56 “and then his head violently slams into the ground because it weighs 10,000 pounds” bye lmfaooo

  • @Kami43644
    @Kami43644 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Not the family guy vocal stimming

  • @DEWEW07
    @DEWEW07 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Timestamps:
    Start - 0:00
    End - 22:55

    • @jamielikesbread
      @jamielikesbread ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this helped a lot 👍

    • @a_plastic_bag
      @a_plastic_bag ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks! Now I can easily skip to the end and get back to gooning!

    • @yahkimicki236
      @yahkimicki236 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where are the jumpscares

    • @jamielikesbread
      @jamielikesbread ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yahkimicki236 420:69

  • @Neon-ws8er
    @Neon-ws8er ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mika dont worry. The galarian legendary birds have a crazy low catch rate, even if you use a golden razz berry, ultra ball, and make an excellent curveball.

  • @caseyhamm4292
    @caseyhamm4292 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:32 “schlock” going from 0 to 100 instantaneously kills me

  • @agentbrian8485
    @agentbrian8485 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mika bringing up the dream meme means that mika is the relevant one

  • @rojoc3751
    @rojoc3751 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sleep deprived never fails to make me smilemax

  • @goddammiteythan
    @goddammiteythan ปีที่แล้ว +41

    we love girlypop aztro

  • @nunuunu
    @nunuunu ปีที่แล้ว +20

    do you ever feel your left kidney imploding or do you not watch sleep deprived..?

  • @evowastaken8900
    @evowastaken8900 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    sleep deprived never fails to be a prime of example of “do neither as i say or do”

  • @minovies
    @minovies ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Sleep deprived never fails to make my day and fill me with joy 😊

  • @1Nuked
    @1Nuked ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Never would've known SDP would become so woke now.

  • @A_Zippy
    @A_Zippy ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i feel bad for mika man. that poor whismur

  • @Coolest_Ade
    @Coolest_Ade ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Theres something so gender affirming about hearing the guys use the correct pronouns for Aztro. Idk why just hearing people switch pronouns for their friend so quickly and easily feels really nice :)

    • @jacobfromstatefarm6136
      @jacobfromstatefarm6136 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      nothing like a good dose of trans joy

    • @SardonyxOrange
      @SardonyxOrange ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You’re getting really sleepy…

    • @cloudtaker633
      @cloudtaker633 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      [Insert "oh my god bro- ah hell no wtf man" here]

    • @logemcdoge4620
      @logemcdoge4620 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@cloudtaker633 [insert: peter what are you doing?]

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK ปีที่แล้ว

      ⁠@@logemcdoge4620 crack

  • @TurlesfromDBZ
    @TurlesfromDBZ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    well it was expectable for mikas galarian bird to run away they have like a 1% chance of beeing caught at best and if they break out of the ball the chance for them to flee is like 90% it took me 17 attempts to get one

  • @trueacolyte
    @trueacolyte ปีที่แล้ว +36

    it puts a smile on my face to see aztro wokemaxxing! happy for her

  • @lyonheart_8643
    @lyonheart_8643 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is my favorite woke podcast

  • @Bagel920
    @Bagel920 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    They should call it Garlic Phone because of all the Garlic that Schlatt eats to keep the Texas vampires away

  • @peggo1217
    @peggo1217 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Aztro you are so appreciated! Congrats on coming out!❤

  • @lama..-
    @lama..- ปีที่แล้ว +3

    mika i know you prob won’t see this, but the galarian birds from the daily adventure incense have like the lowest possible catch chance even if everything is perfect, not ur fault man

  • @leteogrande2491
    @leteogrande2491 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You guys genuinely make my day better with your jokes

  • @asubngst6694
    @asubngst6694 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Within cells interlinked

  • @Merch_Man
    @Merch_Man ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Once a gooner always a gooner

  • @briarshine
    @briarshine ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This episode was very funny. I felt like I was going insane. Gee wilikers!

  • @christlover28
    @christlover28 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This podcast is like if you programmed 4 character AIs with the twitter trending page

  • @flobell
    @flobell ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mika just stops talking after they do that to whismur

  • @dizzy4198
    @dizzy4198 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    aztro has pronounce now… whats next? Blue hair and liberal?

    • @parknich081
      @parknich081 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably, it’s disgusting

  • @skibidirealreaper
    @skibidirealreaper ปีที่แล้ว +30

    sleep deprived never fails to rip out my exposed nerves 😍

  • @emeryduhgamer
    @emeryduhgamer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Can we get a round of applause for our newest goonette Aztro?

  • @unorthibox
    @unorthibox ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Panda not knowing qwop makes me feel ancient when he’s far older (physically not mentally) than me

  • @hayze7006
    @hayze7006 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mikaaaaa, I lost a galarian moltres yesterday too, I feel your pain

  • @barackobama7066
    @barackobama7066 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This really feels like a gooner. The three worst things to happen in the last century, holocaust, 9/11 and the sleep deprived channel

  • @user-b2ghIHJvbWU
    @user-b2ghIHJvbWU ปีที่แล้ว +8

    mikasacus my spirit animal.

  • @epic6501
    @epic6501 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *gives mikasacus a kiss*

  • @JaMaMaa1
    @JaMaMaa1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine trying to catch a galarian bird and just expecting to catch it from a golden razz and expert throw. You need to commit to getting those 60 raids over the course of 80 days to get a masterball and spend it on a galarian bird.