Guys, To those who haven't finish Part 2 skip the Joseph and Jolyne sandwich segment. I don't want to break any hearts Edit: My Old Joseph voice is dying, I need a replacement guys. My discord tag is 《Kaleido_Switch》#4418 Edit 2: Ignore my *disgusting* french accent Edit 3: Holy shit, I must be so tired I didn't even notice I typed Piece instead of Peace. Sorry for the typo guys!
The best part? Joseph's hand is made of metal, possibly iron or the sort, and I assume his hand is about 2-3kg, so just because Jotaro told Jolyne that Joseph can remove his hand, he gets 3kg of iron to the back of the head, that'll hurt for sure.
Kakyoin faking being Ariel is honestly VERY in character for him Also, protective dad Diavolo/Doppio is the best thing ever and i want a whole AU of it
Mista's worst nightmare: Its April 4, 4444, Thursday Mista is 4 years old He is im school Math is the 4th subject Math has 4 letters Mista's math teacher told him to answer 2 + 2 is
@Tiago Villar There are four math problems on the board. The class only has four people in it. He has four pencils on his desk. The teacher asks him to solve the problem four times. Mista wakes up, finally... *only to realize this was the fourth time he had this dream!*
Everyone’s concerned of the possibility that gum stays when one swallows it, but they never accounted for how easily their very souls can get swallowed by the gum. th-cam.com/video/opVjAH4ZYdQ/w-d-xo.html
Old joseph: I would like a salad please! Waiter: Ok sir we have regular and caesar. Which one do you want? Old joseph: Caesar.....no (Flashbacks to the death of caesar) Waiter: Ok sir caesar it is then. Would you like ranch or caesar for topping? Old joseph: (Death flashback intensifies) no.... caesar.... Waiter: ok sir caesar salad with caesar sauce it is then
‘I don’t like to abuse marine animals Jolyne’ **Flashbacks to when he Ora ora’d a shark to defeat a gay vampire who stole his great grandfather’s body**
4:50: He woke everybody and we had to buy a new clock. After that he just sat at the Table shaking and staring intensely. 5:18 It turned out that an enemy stand user was hiding in the trash can 5:27 After the whole Giorno's dads heaven whatever thing happend. Abbachio was an asshole to Giorno even though he partily saved His life. Well we won son who cares.
You know why I have to get something too, Kakyoin? It’s because all you’ve done is hurt me, and you bring me along just so we could try to get along. Well, we’re never going to be friends, Kakyoin!
4:22 I love this because the idea of Doppio being not fucked up and raising Trish makes me happy- like bro what if he managed to keep Diavolo in check but he just came out in practical situations??
1:46 "ah! Dont cry holly! Look! I swallow a bug too!" * eats it with internal problems* 5 secs later "See?, papa is still alive! No need to worry about it!"
Jolyne: made all hats from part 4 to part 5 and 6 Jotaro: i will wear them all Jotaro: TURN IT BACK Josuke: Ok Ok! Why is a guy like him wearing this hat?
Guys, To those who haven't finish Part 2 skip the Joseph and Jolyne sandwich segment. I don't want to break any hearts
Edit: My Old Joseph voice is dying, I need a replacement guys. My discord tag is 《Kaleido_Switch》#4418
Edit 2: Ignore my *disgusting* french accent
Edit 3: Holy shit, I must be so tired I didn't even notice I typed Piece instead of Peace. Sorry for the typo guys!
Welp we will waiting
SSSSHHHHIIIIZZZAAAAA
Ptdrr, j'avais même pas repéré l'accent-
Anyone who hasn't finished part 2 should click off lmao
i think you should pin this
I love how Joseph slaps Jotaro for telling Jolyne he can remove his hand.
Same
ZA HANDO!!!
jojo slaps jojo for telling jojo that jojo can remove their hand
I like that Joseph slapped jotaro with his removed hand
The best part? Joseph's hand is made of metal, possibly iron or the sort, and I assume his hand is about 2-3kg, so just because Jotaro told Jolyne that Joseph can remove his hand, he gets 3kg of iron to the back of the head, that'll hurt for sure.
Kakyoin faking being Ariel is honestly VERY in character for him
Also, protective dad Diavolo/Doppio is the best thing ever and i want a whole AU of it
what do you mean "pretending"
Yeah bro wth? "Pretending"
I can confirm.. Kakyoin is Ariel.
@@jotarokujo_starplatinum5492 duuuude. Big fan
If diavolo would die soon after that it would be canon as one of his deaths so he probably went/will go through a death like that
Background:final battle
Abacchio:V O D K A
"2 shots" my ass! Dude's about to drop the whole bottle in there!
“Pour 2 shots of vodka” *pours a gallon of vodka*
then squat like a true slav
Russia guys:ООО ДАААА ДЕТКА ВОДЯРА!
Лол, ВОДКА
(Get stick bugged lol)
Jolyne: our guest is ariel???
Me: *KAKYOIN IS ALIVE????*
Yes, he just bleeded out too much strawberry filling bc the baker thought the filling wasn't enough-
OHHHHH MY GOD!!!
HORY SHEET
he was in the sea the whole time, but he swam back up
Yare yare, he's either beating me in video games or pestering about wearing a mask.
Giorno: HELP THIS MAN IS CHASING ME
Abbachio: shut up
Diavolo: about to win
Giorno: uno reverse card
Diavolo : *chuckles "im in danger"*
GER takes "no" to a whole new level.
Abbachio: First add two shots of vodka
I payed more attention to abbacchio than I did giorno I wanna know what he was making
Well that’s a *NOTORIOUS* chase
Meanwhile in another universe:
Josuke's child: Dad, I swallow a bu...
Josuke: DORAAAAA!
OI OKUYASU! I TURNED MY CHILD INTO A DONUT, AIN'T THAT WACKY?
Josukes owie booboo kiss is the only one that actually works 😳
who is the mother?
@@burunyu1349 okyasu
Sidney Kemper
OI JOSUKE I TURNED MYSELF INTO A WOMAN!!! I’M FEMALE OKUYASU!!!
ISN’T THAT WACKY!?!?!
"I don't like to abuse marine animals, Jolyne."
*Flashbacks to him beating the shit out of a shark in part 3*
@kerztoff Chance No they don't. If anything, Dolphins kill more Sharks than Sharks will Dolphins.
@kerztoff Chance Dolphins are fucking vicious man. And they're constantly raping and killing the young of other male dolphins.
Dolphins be damned.
Dolphins are like the biker gang of marine mammals
Just like A Scrub for Hire once said: "All Marine animals are equal, some are more equal than others"
5:07 Bet Mista shot the number 4 on his clock when he woke up.
If you look closely, it says 4:55
@@saucey8040 It'd be funnier if it said 3:55
I like mista hair,Looks like mine in a 3 year timeskip
Mista's worst nightmare:
Its April 4, 4444, Thursday
Mista is 4 years old
He is im school
Math is the 4th subject
Math has 4 letters
Mista's math teacher told him to answer 2 + 2 is
Damn, his day must be rought isn't it dievin?
@@chloricmix2425 Why yes it is
That’s be the day he pulls out 4 guns and shoots himself with the 4th billet in his left leg...
@Tiago Villar
There are four math problems on the board.
The class only has four people in it.
He has four pencils on his desk.
The teacher asks him to solve the problem four times.
Mista wakes up, finally...
*only to realize this was the fourth time he had this dream!*
Also, I ruined the gag!
There were four comments before any of mine!
Jolyne’s voice is too cute!
No u
No u you beautiful character
:'> owu, thank you
KIRA, ARE U APPROACHING TO ME?!
@Everyone is Toxic Lol
I wonder what Jotaro would say if Jolyne said "punching Holly"instead of solving World Hunger
Is it... is it the real Jiren in your recommendations?!?
@@keithkatzz the one and only haha
OH MY GOOOOD! IT REALLY IS YOU, BRUH
@@Jireninyourrecommendations h-how do you keep ended up I'm my recommended
@@whyme5523 luck
“I don’t like to abuse marine animals, Jolyne.”
Meanwhile in part 3 he beats the life out of a shark.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZA!
-chan.
@@theliteralwingman1792 idk. I'm in Rome.
@@Oduah-358 Wamuu: what do you want, dieing again?
. 3 K ur welcone
edit: welcome
2:40 I felt So Bad for Joseph
That hurt 😔
@@Tajjeeralak did it hurt as much as not being BAE?
Caesar Zeppeli bro...
@Genaro Gonzalez horribly. They are obnoxious. Someone stabbed a kid for saying one.
@@Oduah-358 that was probably lisa lisa or joseph
Joleyne:Our guest is Ariel?!
Me: *sobs loudly*KAKYOIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN
**in a very very high pitched voice, coming from inside Joseph’s throat** *YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A BUG, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO*
OH NOOO
4:35 mess with trish and you'll meet her uncle. People say he's a real Devil
M m M
Diovolo= devil in french
That 1 guy That drank water Italian
@@that1guythatdrankwater806 And even in Italian
@@that1guythatdrankwater806 but devil in french is diable not diavolo-
4:35
Diavolo: *TALK TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I’LL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL*
Trish: What?
Doppio: Nothing!!! ^w^
Everyone’s concerned of the possibility that gum stays when one swallows it, but they never accounted for how easily their very souls can get swallowed by the gum. th-cam.com/video/opVjAH4ZYdQ/w-d-xo.html
I wish Diavolo was a good dad
is my daughter what did you expect?
Moth Arch Enemy i aint clicking
who said he already hasn’t
at 5:07 mista shoot at clook before reach 4am XD timing (4 min left any way to 4 am)
It was 4:55 in the clock.
Doctor: small Jolyne isnt real she cant kill you
Small Jolyne:
She can t hurt you with her cuteness
Smolyne
In eyes of heaven last cutscene,There is a Kid Jolyne in Morioh,its very cute the cutscene
4:16 im in love with the artstyle and the handwriting of this
As an italian I want to say that your Pronunciation is the best I've heard in the entire jojo fandom
Half Italian and agreed. It can really take me out of it, with some of the dubs
4:31 idk why but I want doppio to just walk over there and donut both of these kids
That's exactly what I thought
while saying "NIGE(r)SEN"
Me: *getting Part 3 Kakyoin flashbacks* Nuuuuu
Correction: Abbachio* both of these lids
Old joseph: I would like a salad please!
Waiter: Ok sir we have regular and caesar. Which one do you want?
Old joseph: Caesar.....no (Flashbacks to the death of caesar)
Waiter: Ok sir caesar it is then. Would you like ranch or caesar for topping?
Old joseph: (Death flashback intensifies) no.... caesar....
Waiter: ok sir caesar salad with caesar sauce it is then
Did anyone notice when in the end Abbachio said: "pour 2 shots of vodka"
Yes
Yes who wouldn't
No
Abbachio: pour 2 shots of vodka. *starts pouring the whole bottle of vodka*
i unironicly enjoy that video clip
Future me has a daughter?!
yeah, you’re a terrible father though ❤️
I took a Priest disc in the head for her th
Tho
@@KPI-Mello
*the real Jotaro Kujo will have dolphins as his profile pic*
• Sleepy Cløud • part 3 Jotaro didn’t figure out his compassion towards marine biology yet
Little did everyone know, Kakyoin survived.
How do you work
he died, but he respawned
El anderson 93 he does
Cómic Sans that is not enouch i need to khow hes power
King Communist
I love how good of a dad Jotaro is despite trying to be the delinquent we love him as
I like how Jolyne calls kakyoin ariel and he just says "shh dont reveal my secret identity" its soo cute
Giorno being chased by bossu: "Abbachio help!"
Abbachio: "shut up."
Giorno: *requiem intensifies*
Props to Kakyoin for playing along with Jolyne thinking he was Ariel; but Jotaro’s reaction has me in stitches!
2:48 top ten saddest anime death scenes!
JOLYNE LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE LITTLE MISFORTUNE IM CRYING FROM CUTENESS OMYGAHFJSBDKSXANXUAND
Meanwhile when jonatgan wants a nice brother:
Jonathans dad: here a brother
His brother:MENACING LAUGH AND A WRRRYYYYYYY
The Jolyne voice 😭😭😭
‘I don’t like to abuse marine animals Jolyne’
**Flashbacks to when he Ora ora’d a shark to defeat a gay vampire who stole his great grandfather’s body**
Desperate times, desperate measures.
Jolyen puts Caesar salad dressing on hamburger
Joseph Joe star: CEASAR
I love how jolyne was using caeser salad dressing in front of joseph
“Rest in piece Caesar Zeppeli”
Me: more like, rest in Salads Caesar Zeppeli”
2:51 NOOOOOOOOOO the memories!!!!!! D':
4:50: He woke everybody and we had to buy a new clock. After that he just sat at the Table shaking and staring intensely.
5:18 It turned out that an enemy stand user was hiding in the trash can 5:27 After the whole Giorno's dads heaven whatever thing happend.
Abbachio was an asshole to Giorno even though he partily saved His life. Well we won son who cares.
You know why I have to get something too, Kakyoin? It’s because all you’ve done is hurt me, and you bring me along just so we could try to get along. Well, we’re never going to be friends, Kakyoin!
0:22 LITTLE JOLYNE IS SO CUTE *cries*
4:22
I love this because the idea of Doppio being not fucked up and raising Trish makes me happy-
like bro what if he managed to keep Diavolo in check but he just came out in practical situations??
1:29
Also jotaro :punch a shark using his stand
That first comic made me tear up a little...
KAKYOIN WHY YOU SAID NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!!!
4:35 me when somebody bullies my friends
Someone: says something mean to me
*gets upset*
The same person: says something mean to my friends
Me: hasta la vista bitch
@@evann7735 XD
I love how Jotaro have a weakness:his daughter
Giorno: Mista, can you take out the trash.
Mista: ugh, fine **proceeds to shoot the trash bag**
The other trash bag: *D...dad!*
1:50
Meanwhile, in the bug's mind: *BRUH WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST TELL HER TO DON'T FUCKING EAT BUGS LIKE YOU'RE DOING AAAAA-*
Sex pistols requiem:
Instead of 6 of them there are 12 and mista now has a glock
That glove slap. How dare you, Jotaro?! You spoil the fun
Idk why but 2:36 make me laugh xdxd
*SLAP*
AOUNPH
Like ya cut G
That oof tho
Joseph did "I like yo cut,g" before it was even a thing,even before Minecraft was a thing!!
I love that Kakayoin acts like Ariel and even tells Joylne to shh...makes me want him in part 4 still
0:40
When Jolyne is too cute for jotaro
1:46 "ah! Dont cry holly! Look! I swallow a bug too!"
* eats it with internal problems*
5 secs later
"See?, papa is still alive! No need to worry about it!"
Just poop it out is frickin hilariously good
Whenever I see comics like this I always know that’s the eyes of heaven Joturo
2:57 I saw what you did there
What did he do?
?
@@jacobkim3690 Rest in P I E C E
It’s a curse how each zeppeli dies when they meet a joestar
2:49
That hurt..😔
Jonathan: please send me the nicest angel you have.
Heaven: sorry son, we're out of stock.
Dio: wryyyyyyyyyy!
When old Joseph is angry, the hand and glove is off
5:07
alarmcock:*goes off*
kakyoin:*drowzy* emeral splos
me:*kitchen gun*
Everyone laughing and then there’s me crying for Caesar
“So you would let 10 million people die for 1 dolphin?” *ten Joots come and keep saying “yes” over and over*
I thought i was dead
..... Then how are you here? Yare yare daze...
MizukiLuvsMc - Ashley Marie Summers I need to hunt duh
The nicest angel I know is definitely ‘dio’
Wholesome :)
MMM
shut up giorno.
Especially the Doppio one
Huh
1:00 well josuke then tell how can a guy like you use a hat like that oh wait ITS YOUR HAIR
5:35 *T - P O S E*
*D I O* : *DIEEEEEE KAKYOIN*
3 parts later
Kakyoin: *i'm back*
Jotaro: Da heck
Jolyne: oh hiiiii ariel
1:26, Litle jolyne's so cute
Vs Dio: STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!
Caring for Joylene: STAR PLATINUM : THE DADDY!
2:40 is the most saddest part that i watched
Hajnarus has a phenomenal art style
5:43 look at abbachio’s face
3:03 God: hey lucifer, i got a job for you
*and thats how lucifer became a fallen angel*
just love how kakyoin plays along with jolyne
S H I Z A A A A salad dressing
Jolyne making Jotaro’s hats, my heart exploded
My fav part was with the minis and DIO
3:31
But no one is talking about Joylne being able to cut gold with Walmart $1 scissors
3:55 that is totally Jotaro's character
Me: *sees Kakyion alive*
Also me: I'm not crying. YOUR CRYING.
Awesome and funny comics.
I never knew just how much I needed a t-posing diavolo in my life
5:14 the way he said "Non lo so" 💀
2:59 i cryed for caesar's death
YES *YES* -YES- YES *YES YES*
Jolyne: made all hats from part 4 to part 5 and 6
Jotaro: i will wear them all
Jotaro: TURN IT BACK
Josuke: Ok Ok! Why is a guy like him wearing this hat?
(Aunque no sepan español voy a acomentar igual)
Me encanto el video, *sigan asi :DDDDDD
Gracias
Lost it at 5:02, never saw that comic before lol poor mista, love how he has another hat when sleepin xd
I love how u actually translate some word to italian, it's so cool!
I love when dio can't find anything to say he just screem wrrryyyyyyyyy
I love screaming wryy
Yes
1:16 XD OMg
The first comic is just wholesome
Hmmm something looks... ‘fishy’ with that first comic
:)
Feel free to tell me to stop
Stop
“Can u take the SPAZZATURA out?”