New passive: you have so much garlic in your bloodstream that you are immune to vampires, and vampirism from level 1. Just looking at a vampire causes mild gastral discomfort in that target.
Wizards of the coast furiously writes a note that reads Step1- have a lsit of all mythical creatures Step2- have them mate , write down results Step3- profits
It's great seeing another parent make the "mind flayer might starve" joke. My mom used to put her hand on my head, make a slurping noise, and say "the brain sucker is still hungry"
Dad talking about the creature looking like its getting humped and the mom facepalming while the son is just laughing along with him is such a typical family dynamic. At least for my family. poor moms.
My sincerest apologies to every chemist who feels miscategorized by my comment. Additional apologies to @@bencegergohocz5988 or any other 7th grader who had the limelight stolen from them during my outrageous rant. My comment (which was certainly not simplified to appeal to a wider audience) presented a fact that quite clearly would not be relevant to modern chemists, and should have been left behind in grade school. The comment will be taken down shortly to appeal to the wide array of complaints received as of recently. Thank you all for understanding.
"This generation and their phones" This is so ridiculously true. And they're so loud. Why do my parents have their notification sounds at MAX VOLUME? edit for the best boi supervising the filming.
5:30 If you're a cleric you can ward a vampire off with channel divinity, which involves holding up your holy symbol, so the cross thing is kind of true in D&D.
Dracula/ Hamilton, eh? Strah'd Von Zarovich! Strah'd Von Zarovich! She'll find her way back to you! So sit back in Ravenloft It's not like you're really short on TI-I-IME Oh, Strah'd Von Zarovich! Strah'd Von Zarovich! Barovia kneels to you! You are ancient, you're the land These idealists don't understa-a-and This land, will always stay the same! Look down from the castle now See if you can spot em Just another 'venturing group Startin up from the bottom Left their lands and families Probably forgot em Rahadin: I fought for him, I would die for him! Patrina: I loved him Sergei: I trusted him PC: I'm the one who's gonna kill him But there's a million dangers in your way. Just you wait! What's your name, man?! Strah'd Von Zarovich!
I am totally going to have a green beholder like Mike from monsters inc, who lives in a place like Chernobyl and watches Dr Pimple Popper in his free time.
Early 50s might still be too young, they both would've been married at just 20 to be 52 now. Not many people marry at 20 unless somebody forgets to use a condom. Just sayin'.
@@DolFan316 that's more of a this generation thing, a lot of people in preview generations got married younger and not for forgotten condom reasons. My parents where in there early 20's when they got merried.
@@scottrauch1261 Actually it's the other way around. People back in the '80s and '90s tended not to get married before at least 23, when they were out of college. To get married while still in college or college age almost certainly meant an accidental pregnancy. The only other explanation is that they were high school sweethearts, but that's never even implied so we don't know.
@@DolFan316 not everyone went to college (even then) and it depends if your looking at the merrage age from the womans age or the men's age as woman often get married younger the when men get married. Looking at the average age of marriage for the 80's was still young at 22 it's when you get into the 90's when the age jumps to 24 and continued to climb to the near 30 you have now.
@@scottrauch1261 And if they got married 32 years ago at age 20 (just speculating obviously) that would still be 2 years younger than the average age at the time (and since it was '89 the average may have climbed a year since it's almost the '90s). At any rate we'll never know unless Jacob or his parents say for sure.
Yo my first thought was, "oh no his dad is like my age", only too be subjected to the reveal that they've been married for like my age. I genuinely don't know how to feel about this.
I'm wondering if it was because of that one scene that showed the Demogorgon mini. While it doesn't look exactly like the 5e demogorgon, it has similar features which she can sort of relate it to - the two heads, weird tendril arms mostly.
I can't help but imagine a VERY angry Wizard just following a Vampire everywhere, casting Acid Rain every time it gets cloudy, gradually convincing the Vampire that rain is literal acid, and thus baffling people every time the subject of weather comes up.
Really refreshing to see that you not only put your parents (and pupper) in this video, but you just let them be themselves and enjoyed their company. Love this video!
I tried to do this with my parent. They laughed at me, and my Dad started to recite the whole monster manual. It was about negative armor classes, Thaco and other nonsense Great dad
Mum, Dad.....you're hired! Great video, I've had Covid this week so I've been recovering and watching lots of your content! This has really helped me get through this...Cheers! From Canada!
Man, seeing Jacob beside both of his parents, he looks a fair deal like both of them. He has his mothers rounder face, but has other attributes from his dad such as his humour and hair.
I love how jacob and his mom use the same hand motions (covering their face and bending forward) when they laugh. Subtle things that show a long term connection.
Man 1: I think your parents are great. They're funny and sweet and you know... they seem pretty cool. 2: When your dad was talking about vampires and acid rain you looked like a dm who just had a very "cool" (or just nasty if you're a player) idea. 3: You should do this again for more ideas and also because this was fun and sweet to watch.
2:18 From pg. 206 of the Monster Manual, Paragraph 4 "However, when the full moon rises, the curse becomes too strong to resist, transforming the individual into its beast form-or into a horrible hybrid form that combines animal and humanoid traits"
That's only true of those who are bitten or otherwise reject the curse, though. When someone fully embraces their condition of lycanthropy (usually because they were born with it), they develop full control over their transformations and can change as they please
@@CapOfXav my parents only interest in DnD is to check to make sure I'm not doing satanic stuff. They would never sit down and look through the monster manual
-Put on Sherlock Holmes hat My guess is that Jacob's parents are similar in age, and since we know they are married for 32 years yet his mom looks lovely & not a day over 25, I'm going to guess that they are 28-29 years old. Final answer, no second guesses nedded.
6:40 honestly i 100% see it and that really goes to show just how scary the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz are if they can be compared with an extremely powerful demon lord
You HAVE to make a series on you teaching them the game. It would really take away the stigma of intense complexity for new players. Would also be great to see your dad RAGE!
Crytpozoologist with immunity to psionics but doesn't know it enters a mind flayed colony, very confused why people are so scared of these creatures who are just some dudes
You got a lovely family there. Your dad’s probably around my age, 46. Thing is, he subbed your channel cuz he’s your dad, whereas I subbed you cuz I was playing DND in the early 80’s ;) You do a great job. Thanks for the entertainment.
"A cross? Not Really" I feel the need to inform you this is LITERALLY why the Cleric has Turn Undead as a class feature, and yes I am using that word correctly. Cleric's where inspired by A. Hammer Horror films, B. Medieval Christian Thaumaturgy, and C. Crusaders. Enjoy. Also the Mind Flayer starving when it tried to eat a stupid persons brain, is a pretty classic D&D joke... So your Dad's on the right track.
The reason why things in stranger things aren't the same as in d&d is because they aren't actually those creatures, its just that when the main characters find out about the things, they name them after a d&d monster they know
Jacob's mom: "Garlic can kill it"
Garlic Bread Domain Cleric: "This one shows promise"
*5 rounds of combat pass fighting the vampire and his hp goes below 100*
Garlic Bread Cleric: 😏 *instantly kills vampire*
@@ghostcatboy77 Wasn’t that a tier 4 ability? How’s it taking 5 rounds to do 44 damage?
I tried to convince my cleric to play that
New passive: you have so much garlic in your bloodstream that you are immune to vampires, and vampirism from level 1. Just looking at a vampire causes mild gastral discomfort in that target.
Meta
Beholder: *moves to Chernobyl*
*turns green*
*loses eye stalks, grows arms and legs*
Man, Mike Wazowski's backstory is crazy
What if you convinced a beholder he was mike wakowski , if he believed it he will become it and create the worlx around him to hold him
"Beholder looks like a medusa and a cyclops had a baby"
I mean, he's not even wrong.
Didn't Mike Wazowski date a medusa like girl in Monsters Inc.? Beholder is their kid confirmed. Lol
@@IchiroFuma yea, and his date had purple skin too, looking even more like a beholder
Wizards of the coast furiously writes a note that reads
Step1- have a lsit of all mythical creatures
Step2- have them mate , write down results
Step3- profits
They know some mythical monsters, sounds like great players to DM... unlike my mom.
at least his parents are good in greek mythologie ^^ it's great.
It's great seeing another parent make the "mind flayer might starve" joke. My mom used to put her hand on my head, make a slurping noise, and say "the brain sucker is still hungry"
Simpsons did it!
My grandma does that
“whats the brain maggot? your starving? yeah im hungry too.”
-soldier tf2
mine did too
aw heck my uncle did that all the time
This is how you know he's the Dungeon Master his parents are alive
This is the most epic comment I have ever read 😂🔥👌🏻💯
This made me breath air through my nose.
I wheezed.
I dont get it
@@walidsmaili1239 cause all players make orphan characters
Dad talking about the creature looking like its getting humped and the mom facepalming while the son is just laughing along with him is such a typical family dynamic. At least for my family. poor moms.
And here I thought Jacob was a homunculus and didn't have parents. Also, dad looks like cool dad
His dad looks like the kind of guy that could sell me white gloves and a ketchup popsicle
What if his dad is a homunculus? 🤔
He is his dad. He’s his dad!
@@NStripleseven boogie woogie woogie!
Well his dad didn’t leave so
Jacob's mom: "There's acid in water?"
Myself, a chemist: "Well, yes actually."
*highfives fellow chemist
You don't have to be a chemist to know something we learned in like 7th grade...
My sincerest apologies to every chemist who feels miscategorized by my comment. Additional apologies to @@bencegergohocz5988 or any other 7th grader who had the limelight stolen from them during my outrageous rant. My comment (which was certainly not simplified to appeal to a wider audience) presented a fact that quite clearly would not be relevant to modern chemists, and should have been left behind in grade school. The comment will be taken down shortly to appeal to the wide array of complaints received as of recently. Thank you all for understanding.
@@eamonnryan6078
@Eamonn Ryan Hahaha…nice
I love how they all have the same glasses
Must be a recessive trait
i like the same whatches to
"I feel bad for people that have, you know, birth defects" lmao
It's genetic
I think they were born with em
"Acid rain is an environmental problem"
Your dad out here SPITTING FACTS
Spitting ACID!
Dad is a secret Black Dragon confirmed.
"They go like that, and then they suck out your brain."
"Hm. I bet with a lot of people they'd starve."
SAME, DAD. SAME.
That was fucking savage! I want to be that cool as a dad one day
The dad jokes are strong with him.
I'm surprised Jacob reacted the way he did; that's one of the oldest jokes in the book.
"So you met a mind flayer and survived, eh son? Guess you just haven't been eating enough vegetables to be filling, eh?"
Dog: guys can i join you ?🥺🥺 No? ....ok ☹️
Jacob's 20 year old dad is amazing.
Jacob's Dad: "beholder are the babies of medusas and cyclopes."
Jacob: Tries to contain his laughter
Forever DMs: Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!
DM's creation: _K I L L M E_
how I get my best ideas TH-cam Comments section
"This generation and their phones"
This is so ridiculously true. And they're so loud. Why do my parents have their notification sounds at MAX VOLUME?
edit for the best boi supervising the filming.
This very quickly devolved into "My parents roast D&D monsters" lol
@@FlyingParrot225 most definitely 👍 I stand corrected
5:30 If you're a cleric you can ward a vampire off with channel divinity, which involves holding up your holy symbol, so the cross thing is kind of true in D&D.
his "magic arm" 😏
used on his magical 3rd leg
Kugo the Cutie
that magic arm is the buff one
could say he is a... master debater
@@nickz1259 he can master debate anywhere
These are clearly actors hired to be his parents... is just toooo perfect.
What
He looks like his mom
Haha.
Remember Jacob can summon Pathfinder Succubi
I don't think so
"My mother and my father, who birthed me. . . my father didn't"
So smooth!
You're dad looks like a hipster high school English teacher. Or band instructor.
Hey, good guess! I am in education.
@@timothybudz9040 I hope you're teaching kids how to stay cool. 😎
Your parents are the most parent looking parents ever
They remind me of the general concept of parents. Not my specific parents, but when I think of parents they come to mind
In the best way possible, yes 🤣
r/rarecompliments...???
I was thinking the same...
@@monocasualzari r/rareinsults...???
How has your father been married for 32 years when he's clearly only 35 years old?
@Olle Hellberg Makes sense with Jacob now. He’s got that forever baby boy face going on.
Beholders are just straight up Mike Wazowski's son, if you remember his wife
Big massive x 10 brain 🧠!!!!!!!!!!
Big brain 😂
Mike Wazowski had a wife?
Thank you, I cannot unimagine this now.
@@matthewletexier his girlfriend, with the snakes for her hair
Dracula/ Hamilton, eh?
Strah'd Von Zarovich!
Strah'd Von Zarovich!
She'll find her way back to you!
So sit back in Ravenloft
It's not like you're really short on
TI-I-IME
Oh,
Strah'd Von Zarovich!
Strah'd Von Zarovich!
Barovia kneels to you!
You are ancient, you're the land
These idealists don't understa-a-and
This land, will always stay the same!
Look down from the castle now
See if you can spot em
Just another 'venturing group
Startin up from the bottom
Left their lands and families
Probably forgot em
Rahadin: I fought for him, I would die for him!
Patrina: I loved him
Sergei: I trusted him
PC: I'm the one who's gonna kill him
But there's a million dangers in your way. Just you wait!
What's your name, man?!
Strah'd Von Zarovich!
I am totally going to have a green beholder like Mike from monsters inc, who lives in a place like Chernobyl and watches Dr Pimple Popper in his free time.
next bbeg for my homebrew(if u allow it)
Mike wasowski is literally just a lensman and I'm still not over the fact that he's beholderkin
Now I see the +5 on charisma runs in his family.
Jacobs parents after filming:
We uh...support you.
And love you whatever happens
More like : My disappointment is immeasurable
"Married 32 years" so I'm gonna guess they're both in their early 50's. Without that I would have guessed around 45 😅
Early 50s might still be too young, they both would've been married at just 20 to be 52 now. Not many people marry at 20 unless somebody forgets to use a condom. Just sayin'.
@@DolFan316 that's more of a this generation thing, a lot of people in preview generations got married younger and not for forgotten condom reasons. My parents where in there early 20's when they got merried.
@@scottrauch1261 Actually it's the other way around. People back in the '80s and '90s tended not to get married before at least 23, when they were out of college. To get married while still in college or college age almost certainly meant an accidental pregnancy. The only other explanation is that they were high school sweethearts, but that's never even implied so we don't know.
@@DolFan316 not everyone went to college (even then) and it depends if your looking at the merrage age from the womans age or the men's age as woman often get married younger the when men get married. Looking at the average age of marriage for the 80's was still young at 22 it's when you get into the 90's when the age jumps to 24 and continued to climb to the near 30 you have now.
@@scottrauch1261 And if they got married 32 years ago at age 20 (just speculating obviously) that would still be 2 years younger than the average age at the time (and since it was '89 the average may have climbed a year since it's almost the '90s). At any rate we'll never know unless Jacob or his parents say for sure.
I can't believe Jacob's parent are married since they are 5
Nah, You're way off they're both 32
Nah I think they're 2
Yo my first thought was, "oh no his dad is like my age", only too be subjected to the reveal that they've been married for like my age. I genuinely don't know how to feel about this.
Well his mom looks around 2
Dude, your parents are an absolute delight! You need to get them in a campaign and totally stream that.
Your dad looks like he's about four years older than you.
jacob’s mom, you’re beautiful, fun and clearly a caring woman! loved meeting your parents. such a wholesome video ❤️
I am shocked she made the connection to the stranger things demigorgon... for no reason. Shes a legend
Ikr? I have no idea how it reminded her of that.
I'm wondering if it was because of that one scene that showed the Demogorgon mini. While it doesn't look exactly like the 5e demogorgon, it has similar features which she can sort of relate it to - the two heads, weird tendril arms mostly.
10:35 Cunning negotiator? More like Master-debator
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
I can't help but imagine a VERY angry Wizard just following a Vampire everywhere, casting Acid Rain every time it gets cloudy, gradually convincing the Vampire that rain is literal acid, and thus baffling people every time the subject of weather comes up.
Great Video! *this is absolutely hilarious! Jacob's parents are so kind and lovely*
When your mom guessed demogorgon, I was genuinely amazed.
Anybody else amazed at his mom guessing demogorgon? Great job mom!
Can confirm, that this channel is good
I second this motion
I third this motion
@50 Blessings we shall storm the nonbelievers gates!
Yeah but for some reason he really hates DnD, even though this is a DnD channel.
@Ocen Chonk nice profile picture
mindflayer: exists
logan's dad: "oh, hey steve :)"
Your dad could pass as your older brother. 😰😰
Younger with Jacob having sliver hair lol
@@lamplighter922 Lol yes!
Really refreshing to see that you not only put your parents (and pupper) in this video, but you just let them be themselves and enjoyed their company. Love this video!
5:01 "If Dracula was in Hamilton" absolutely sent me XD
"Dracula Manuel Miranda" is also funny
I love how supportive his parents are of him.
I loved the first few seconds "Your phone is still buzzing. GeT yOuR pHoNe OuTtA hErE!"
It's amazing how much Jacob looks like his mother.
I'm amazed that people think it's amazing people look like their parents. What else did you expect?
@@Emily-eh5bq Well Joshua, I expect people to have some similarities, but not to the extent that Jacob and his mother do.
@Caron_Driel Right! They both have that baby face going on.
I tried to do this with my parent.
They laughed at me, and my Dad started to recite the whole monster manual.
It was about negative armor classes, Thaco and other nonsense
Great dad
2nd edition?
@@JeffreyOchoa8 Yeah
I know what you mean.
My parents actually were the ones growing me into a massive rpg nerd and they still play every week
It's still not Thaco, but thac0. To Hit Armor Class 0.
@@ismirdochegal4804 I know I was raised with 2nd edition but I was lazy yo write it right
"Teen Wolf when he's middle-aged"
golden line
Why does Jacob's dad look like if Colton was a war veteran
XD
@@unknownpro3229 to level dee
@@danieleorlandi3783 amaze balls
This was absolutely delightful. Thanks for making this video!
Well, certainly didn't expect his parents to look like this
I think his dad looks like an older runesmith
@@dartsntoys8445 time travel perhaps?
@@dartsntoys8445 LOL that's why he looked familiar to me now I see it xD
@@dartsntoys8445 He looks like a combination of Logan (Runesmith) and Colton.
Never really thought about how theyd look
Mum, Dad.....you're hired! Great video, I've had Covid this week so I've been recovering and watching lots of your content! This has really helped me get through this...Cheers! From Canada!
He's just his mom with his dads hair so I have to imagine the insanity comes from his father
"I bet he'd be a cunning negotiator because I wouldn't want to mess with that."
I mean, he's not actually far off, lol.
Man, seeing Jacob beside both of his parents, he looks a fair deal like both of them. He has his mothers rounder face, but has other attributes from his dad such as his humour and hair.
The mom's funny too
Wow. The child looks like it’s parents, that’s just unheard of.
Jk, just being sarcastic
@@Greedsmith i mean you aren’t wrong. But sometimes it’s less obvious than others.
Jacob seems to age at the same rate that his dad seems to be aging at too
This was hilarious, I hope there’s a part 2!
Ah yes, Mike the Beholder
And Steve the Mind Flayer will definitely make an appearance in my next campaign
This pleases me because in one of my campaigns, we actually have Fred the mind flayer, and he's a super chill, if alcoholic, surfer dude.
I love how jacob and his mom use the same hand motions (covering their face and bending forward) when they laugh. Subtle things that show a long term connection.
He turned into a werewolf *and* a zombie. That video terrified me as a kid
Which video?
@@dayalasingh5853 Thriller by Michael Jackson.
This was so funny and wholesome. I know it'd probably be an editing nightmare but I'd totally watch you go through the whole manual with them!
Anyone else think his father looks like a weird cross between JackSepticEye and Ryan Reynolds?
YES. YES I DO!
I thought x Dane Cook. Though he, somehow, looks younger than Dane Cook.
vsauce2
Man 1: I think your parents are great. They're funny and sweet and you know... they seem pretty cool. 2: When your dad was talking about vampires and acid rain you looked like a dm who just had a very "cool" (or just nasty if you're a player) idea. 3: You should do this again for more ideas and also because this was fun and sweet to watch.
When he said “this is the demogorgon” I felt that
That was the most wholesome thing I've ever watched and your dad looks like a really awesome dorky dad
2:18
From pg. 206 of the Monster Manual, Paragraph 4
"However, when the full moon rises, the curse becomes too strong to resist, transforming the individual into its beast form-or into a horrible hybrid form that combines animal and humanoid traits"
oh wow I genuinely didn’t know this
That's only true of those who are bitten or otherwise reject the curse, though. When someone fully embraces their condition of lycanthropy (usually because they were born with it), they develop full control over their transformations and can change as they please
The vampire named Alexander Hamilton is now canon in my game
We all know why that last monster had one massive muscly arm and little clothes
Yeah it's just Quagmire in a costume.
CHARGER!
You NEED to do another one of these. In fact, you should show them some of the fun ones. Like Blink Dogs, Terrasque, or Lich.
last time I was this early, Grim Hollow didn't exist
This video makes me wanna see a TV show like the Mandalorian only with Baby Jacob.
Jacob I mean this in the most respectful way possible, but your dad is a hunk
wow you really do look like someone put both your parents into a character generator and hit 50/50
Jacob with his parents reminds me of any interaction where my parents try to take an interest with my interests
I wish my parents tried to show any interest in my hobbies :(
@@CapOfXav my parents only interest in DnD is to check to make sure I'm not doing satanic stuff. They would never sit down and look through the monster manual
My mom likes all the music I like, and she used to nag me about getting tats and piercings. As in, why didn't I? Seriously.
my parents call dnd nerdfest :( i mean they aren’t wrong
That was a very uplifting episode , good start to the day! Should make this a thing, seeing you all laugh was contagious
-Put on Sherlock Holmes hat
My guess is that Jacob's parents are similar in age, and since we know they are married for 32 years yet his mom looks lovely & not a day over 25, I'm going to guess that they are 28-29 years old. Final answer, no second guesses nedded.
but married for 32 years they have to be at least 32 (unless this was a complete joke post in which case r/wooooosh me all you want im bad at jokes)
@@emeraldemperor2601 r/wooooooosh
@@emeraldemperor2601 yes, it was supposed to be a joke. I probably should've had the numbers keep getting smaller.
Nah no older than 22
6:40 honestly i 100% see it and that really goes to show just how scary the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz are if they can be compared with an extremely powerful demon lord
8:57 his father just looks like he needs help
You HAVE to make a series on you teaching them the game. It would really take away the stigma of intense complexity for new players. Would also be great to see your dad RAGE!
Also more of this in general!
Advice : always underestimate a woman's age.
Mrs Lori looks 5.
Dude you over did it shes got to be at least 10
It's either his beard or your dad has the most Omega Chad jawline.
"He's just a dude"
- Mind Flayer Field Journal
Crytpozoologist with immunity to psionics but doesn't know it enters a mind flayed colony, very confused why people are so scared of these creatures who are just some dudes
You know what, I can totally see how Jacob turned out the way he did.
I’m gonna guess your Dad is like, 52-55, and your mom is like, 54-57. Your parents are awesome!
Dad seems like the kind of guy to want to play D&D after this experience.
"I bet on some people they starve" yo Jacob you need your dad on more, this was one of the best jokes in the history of your chanel lmao
If a mind flayer tried to consume the brains of SJWs, they'd actually end up hungrier than before they started.
@@DolFan316 What
@@DolFan316 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oddly enough, I do actually like this video, good job man
You got a lovely family there. Your dad’s probably around my age, 46.
Thing is, he subbed your channel cuz he’s your dad, whereas I subbed you cuz I was playing DND in the early 80’s ;)
You do a great job. Thanks for the entertainment.
"A cross? Not Really"
I feel the need to inform you this is LITERALLY why the Cleric has Turn Undead as a class feature, and yes I am using that word correctly. Cleric's where inspired by A. Hammer Horror films, B. Medieval Christian Thaumaturgy, and C. Crusaders. Enjoy.
Also the Mind Flayer starving when it tried to eat a stupid persons brain, is a pretty classic D&D joke... So your Dad's on the right track.
Dad is absolutely off the wall, 10/10.
Still sharper on D&D material than my actual players
At 2:30, I watched the music video for Thriller when I was very young. Scared me forever
Your parents seem really cool. And your dad definitely acts like he's 20
3:43 My nerdbrain just goes: "No, jacob. They're "large". What's wrong with you?"😅
Boys when they come out of quarantine: 9:53
Nice hanging out mom and dad, your kid makes some cool content.
I NEED Jacob to make a game using these monsters as his parents described them!
You should totally do a video where they have to guess races or classes.
Love your videos, keep up the creative content!
Jacob PLEASE tell your mother I said she doesn't look a day over 20!!!!!!
What? She looks 60
A radio active beholder... brilliant, thanks jacob's mom, my players will love/hate this
My next (all) beholders name will be mike. Thank you jacob's parents
The reason why things in stranger things aren't the same as in d&d is because they aren't actually those creatures, its just that when the main characters find out about the things, they name them after a d&d monster they know