"Since the two main front pockets in pants are strategically placed close to the "boys below." Sometimes when you have an itch or the boys have to be shifted or moved from one side to the other (for comfort reasons) it's called pocket pool. Knocking the balls around like a game of pool." Lol >. < It's not really that dirty
lapis lazuli uses Can be used to dye dog collars blue. Can be combined with wool to make blue wool. Can be applied to sheep, which will yield 1-3 blocks of blue wool when sheared. A lapisLazuli Block can be formed by filling a crafting grid with 9 dye pieces
Just so you know, Toby, when a block takes longer than 5 seconds to harvest, it usually means you're using the wrong tool (with obsidian being the one exception)
first time i see toby actually almost use all of his pickaxes.....normally he ignores his older stuff until its time to throw it away....was refreshing to see him use the wooden and stone one before the iron one
Highway to the danger gold *singing*...*breaks block* "aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhbhhh!!!!! YOU CANT HARVEST GOLD WITH A STONE PICK!!!" lol...my fav part because I knew what was going to happen.
hes right about the watching videos back to back i watch like five of these a day and its so anoying with it but i did wait a few days last month so it helps
pocket pool: It is slang to describe it when a guy is "touching" himself through his pockets. The guy could just be scratching himself when he is caught in the act.
pool pocket is when It is slang to describe it when a guy is "touching" himself through his pockets. The guy could just be scratching himself when he is caught in the act.
Pocket pool It is slang to describe it when a guy is "touching" himself through his pockets. The guy could just be scratching himself when he is caught in the act.
lol Pocket Pool is a game released for the PlayStation Portable gaming system, developed by Hyper-Devbox Japan and published by both Conspiracy Entertainment and Eidos. The game was originally expected to have the Girls Gone Wild license but the publishers were unable to negotiate terms.[
Toby was looking for coal at 6:10, and I noticed two sets of them that he didn't see while he was singing... Oh, the things you miss/forget when you're not paying attention~ lol!!!
@TheMakusu2 no not a glitch just a part of the mod. Its the invader from the nether... look up Tales of Kingdom(s dont remember) if you dont believe me
Me while watching his videos: Toby: I need some coal Me: TURN AROUND ITS RIGHT THERE! NO NO NO NOT THAT WAY.... NO TURN AROUN... LEFT. Toby: Im gonna have to go back to the surface Me: OMG t(-.-t)
toby translator: make it happen box- crafting table harmless murderous death mouse- rat irawn- iron demon thingies- skeletons which look black because of a glitch fortbuscus- home useless blue stuff- lapiz luitzi i've only done a few, please comment your definitions and like this so people can see!
and then later find out tht u cant harvest gold ore with a stone pick ax and then yell GOD DANGIT to the universe and its damn ways.... Toby lives an epic life on mindcraft...
Four years later and I'm still wondering what reference he was making about Tracy Morgan. Will I ever find the answers in the comments? My quest continues.
i have a lapis luzuli sword, pickaxe,hoe,shovel and armor. it is extremly hard to craaft that stuff into anything so i bought it as the items i listed. There is an undersea kingdom and you go into this air filled entrence, looks just like a cave but the tunnel leads up. Talk to a guy holding a fish for directions to the merchant and the merchant is wearing a bule tank top. [ merchant is a girl ] if you sell her iron ingots she will give you 250 gold an ingot than buy the lapiz lazuli objects.
"Since the two main front pockets in pants are strategically placed close to the "boys below." Sometimes when you have an itch or the boys have to be shifted or moved from one side to the other (for comfort reasons) it's called pocket pool. Knocking the balls around like a game of pool."
Lol >. < It's not really that dirty
"JUST ONE MORE"- what i say to myself when im watching these videos at 1AM deciding i should go to bed
lapis lazuli uses
Can be used to dye dog collars blue.
Can be combined with wool to make blue wool.
Can be applied to sheep, which will yield 1-3 blocks of blue wool when sheared.
A lapisLazuli Block can be formed by filling a crafting grid with 9 dye pieces
Just so you know, Toby, when a block takes longer than 5 seconds to harvest, it usually means you're using the wrong tool (with obsidian being the one exception)
'Just One More'...that's what I say to myself when I'm watching these...that inner battle. I always lose, but it's also a win.
" OH YOU CANT HARVEST GOLD WITH STONE PICKAXE!!!!"
"WHATS THE POINT!!!!"
i was watching so intently at around 7:00, and then when that spider came out of no where i flinched so hard i woke up my dog.xD
TOBY! combine 4 redstone, 4 glowstone and one slimeball to make a PHILOSOPHERS STONE then you have a 3x3 crafting grid with you everywhere!
Finally! He sang Danger Zone! I've been waiting forever for him to do this!
first time i see toby actually almost use all of his pickaxes.....normally he ignores his older stuff until its time to throw it away....was refreshing to see him use the wooden and stone one before the iron one
Highway to the danger gold *singing*...*breaks block* "aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhbhhh!!!!! YOU CANT HARVEST GOLD WITH A STONE PICK!!!" lol...my fav part because I knew what was going to happen.
Nah. He has ALOT of talent. He can make epic songs on the spot, act hilarious, etc.
never get tired of 3:37 ¨HOO! KEEP...'IM GONA DIE HOOOWWFFF!!!' never get tired XD
Did anyone else notice how close he is to the town?
hes right about the watching videos back to back i watch like five of these a day and its so anoying with it but i did wait a few days last month so it helps
This has been the funniest episode in a really long time
pocket pool: It is slang to describe it when a guy is "touching" himself through his pockets. The guy could just be scratching himself when he is caught in the act.
toby, if you have a lot of sticks, you can use those for smelting iron but they only do half a smelt so you need at least 2 for 1 iron
Actually, the Lapis Lazuli is really useful for dying wool, and crafting dyes. Perfect for carpets.
So many possible highlights in this episode.... actually in every episode... people should just watch the full episodes!
pool pocket is when
It is slang to describe it when a guy is "touching" himself through his pockets. The guy could just be scratching himself when he is caught in the act.
Toby should make a CD of all of his random songs he sings! I would buy it :3
Pocket pool It is slang to describe it when a guy is "touching" himself through his pockets. The guy could just be scratching himself when he is caught in the act.
*GASP* GOLD!
"Oh and danger gold well that's stupid."
*Makes highway to the danger gold*
Me: Toby logic!
I love how everyone googledit when you sayed not to. Anyway your videos are super funny.
What a beautifully crafted sentence
lol
Pocket Pool is a game released for the PlayStation Portable gaming system, developed by Hyper-Devbox Japan and published by both Conspiracy Entertainment and Eidos. The game was originally expected to have the Girls Gone Wild license but the publishers were unable to negotiate terms.[
song finishes: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT HARVEST GOLD
Toby how did you get a compass in the sroner of your screen??
Has Toby done a walkthrough on any of the bioshocks cause if he did I would love to see it
Toby was looking for coal at 6:10, and I noticed two sets of them that he didn't see while he was singing... Oh, the things you miss/forget when you're not paying attention~ lol!!!
*looks at the title*
wow... that is exactly how I feel about these videos... but this must mean...
*GASP*
TOBY IS PSYCHIC!!!
That made my heart stop when that spider came out.I just died a little -.- juust a little.
I finally sneezed during a video!!😂😂
Just one more... That's what I say every time I watch Toby's videos
I'm crying with laughter at his discovery of the death spider ON HIM- "ARGH BZELEMU!!! NOOO!!! You SUCK!"
I'm sorry for asking, but what mod is he using for the Health bonuses? It seems pretty cool and I wanted to try it out! Thanks for any responces.
@TheMakusu2 no not a glitch just a part of the mod. Its the invader from the nether... look up Tales of Kingdom(s dont remember) if you dont believe me
Don't worry, Toby. When the spider jumped down, I freaked out too.
I can't tell if he's VERY misfortunate or just VERY dumb. But I love you, Tobuscus. In a platonic way.
Hunterbuscus is on vacation, He stayed home today. Even hunters need rest.
6:15 THERE WAS COAL TOBY, AND PROBABLY ENOUGH TO SMELT YOUR IRON.
Me while watching his videos:
Toby: I need some coal
Me: TURN AROUND ITS RIGHT THERE! NO NO NO NOT THAT WAY.... NO TURN AROUN... LEFT.
Toby: Im gonna have to go back to the surface
Me: OMG t(-.-t)
I like how he still places the ore and the fuel the wrong way round in the furnace, after all this time...
FINALLY I sneezed in a video. Thank you, Toby. Thank you.
toby translator:
make it happen box- crafting table
harmless murderous death mouse- rat
irawn- iron
demon thingies- skeletons which look black because of a glitch
fortbuscus- home
useless blue stuff- lapiz luitzi
i've only done a few, please comment your definitions and like this so people can see!
its lapiz its used as a dye for wool and not much else, thats why he said it was useless
I always have to pause these videos to listen to the actual version of the songs he parodies.
"Theres a skeleten. O my gosh! I DONT HAVE ANY CLOTHS!" Lol
AT EXACTLY 6:14 I SAW THAT BLOOMING COAL IN THE DUNGEON NEXT TO HIM. Can't believe he missed that. (LOL)
TOBY!!! If it's taking you that long to harvest something maybe you should consider that maybe you just can't harvest it with that item.
I screamed out loud when the spider attacked him lol was soooo not ready for it...
U can use saplings, sticks, stairs, and other wood stuff as a substitute of coal
what was that blue block in 6:35. i thought it was a daimond but i guess i was wrong. i suck. eh not my first time
4:10 fail
I almost had a heart attack at 3:39.
I feel like I'm watching a scary movie half the time I watch his videos.
You know, Buscus, I have only played Minecraft twice since I bought it four days ago and even I know that you can't harvest gold with a stone pickaxe.
@TheMakusu2 the black skeletons aren't a glitch its part of the tales of kingdoms mod and they are actually demons
whats the yellow xp stuff?
you don't know how many times i've heard him say danger something, and me think "plz start singing highway to the danger zone!
and then later find out tht u cant harvest gold ore with a stone pick ax and then yell GOD DANGIT to the universe and its damn ways.... Toby lives an epic life on mindcraft...
I don't think he understands the concept that if it takes a year to harvest a block, you won't get anything out of it
I like how he calls a furnace a "make it happen-er box."
"I don't know what that says about me, but I say a lot." -Toby Turner
I feel like I am the only one here who had any sentimental attachment to the now dead Hunterbuscus.
Gimme gimme gimme = harvesting stuff
Danger gold = gold above lava
Toby: "Highway the danger g- I'M GONNA DIE!!"
Me: Lol
The werewolf scream scared the shit outta me
Bilbo Baggins- Stephen's nickname
Stephen- Toby's imaginary assistant who helps him with stuff
stuff- who knows : /
What mod(s) is Toby using? Please reply
when he failed at getting the danger gold.. i just sat here waiting for him to realise.
Four years later and I'm still wondering what reference he was making about Tracy Morgan. Will I ever find the answers in the comments? My quest continues.
2:46 COOKED FLESH!!!!!
LOL! 6:35! "Oh, blue and useless."
I have conversations like this inside my head when I take showers.. I just don't say them out loud :P
@Wickedman8 well it doesnt last long but it harvests faster than anything even diamond
i have a lapis luzuli sword, pickaxe,hoe,shovel and armor. it is extremly hard to craaft that stuff into anything so i bought it as the items i listed.
There is an undersea kingdom and you go into this air filled entrence, looks just like a cave but the tunnel leads up. Talk to a guy holding a fish for directions to the merchant and the merchant is wearing a bule tank top. [ merchant is a girl ] if you sell her iron ingots she will give you 250 gold an ingot than buy the lapiz lazuli objects.
What mouse do you use Tobi? :O
those blue are rare craft with a stick and a block makes a dimond sowrd.
Toby's Singing: 👌💃🔥🔥🔥👏🙌👍👐💓💕💖💞💗
2:57, 'Toby looks up and sees the gold'
Toby and me: " -gasp- GOLD!"
Me: O.o
9:26 its like amnesia all over again
i think tobuscus has a future as a song writer :-)
*grabs popcorn*
*clicks show comment*
START THE MOVIE!! YEAH
@TheMakusu2 lapis lazuli*
Homeless person = werewolf
Girl = Person/object
Pickix = Pickaxe
Skelator = Skeleton
03:21 that's precarious Toby!
somebody tell me please the name of the mod
I KNEW IT he cant harvest gold ore with a STONE picaxe he needs an iron i was just sitting there going like WAIT NO NO NO NO!!! TOBY!
4:00-4:10
Screaming: STOOOOOP
3:34 to 4:47, I foresee an awesome highlight from toby games.
I LOVE HIS EPIC SONGS
I FREAKING SNEAZED. FINALLY. i actualy diserve to be blessed
what is that seed?
Pahahahahahaha!!!!!! I laughed sooo freaking hard at 3:39. I laughed for at least a whole minute. Hehe...
if only highway to the danger gold was a real song, i would pay whatever i need to get it
@GEMGirl233 its freakin lapis lazuli and its used 2 make dyes.look it up in minecraft wiki.
"Here's what im go- run! please... please... please...... please.... oh god.... please- oh hes a nice man! a very nice man! thank you! XD
isn't it funny how he has whole conversations with himself?
you can heat things up with saplings and sticks im pretty sure you cn