Fake : _”You actually listened to me?”_ Me, scheming in the corner of my room : *_We do a little trolling_* The next part is gonna be _Beating your ex-yandere ex-lover with a rusty crowbar in a junkyard and throwing her onto the crusher conveyor in a fit of furious insanity (ASMR Roleplay) Part 5_
Fake: "Huh? You know a secret about her? Come on, what secrets could she have? She's an open book about everything in her life" Me: (Whispers) "She's got cancelled for expressing a non-problematic opinion on Twitter. It got way out of hand because someone pulled the race card for no reason while digging up a joke she made when we was 3 years old and the FBI was involved. It went from a Twitter cancelled to FBI open up real quick. Like I get it, milk before cereal but I don't think her home needed to be raided for it" Fake: "What? Are you serious, the feds were involved? How do you even know about that? Me: "Drama Alert. Also my cousin is a member of the FBI but he's a bit slow with the info. Uncle Keem had a video out 4 hours before my cousin told me"
We're still interacting more with her than we absolutely have to? We either have a strong case of "I can save her" or we're dumb as a bunch of rocks. Probably both to be frank.
Stalker x Stalker is more wholesome and mutual. Both are fully onboard the whole way there, while Fake’s character here keeps trying to shut this down (for good and wholly justified reasons).
"My situation? You feel bad about it? Yeah, try living it."
Listener: "You know, I just might do that..."
Imagine trusting smh couldn't be me.
Imagine a girl smh couldn’t be me.
@@platinume2316 based
Fake : _”You actually listened to me?”_
Me, scheming in the corner of my room : *_We do a little trolling_*
The next part is gonna be _Beating your ex-yandere ex-lover with a rusty crowbar in a junkyard and throwing her onto the crusher conveyor in a fit of furious insanity (ASMR Roleplay) Part 5_
🤔🤔🤔😈😈😈 that's a good idea
Jesus Christ
@@achair7958 oh he has nothing to do with it
I thought she was called Fake, not Jason Todd.
@@warryarusboi what do you mean by that
Fake: "Huh? You know a secret about her? Come on, what secrets could she have? She's an open book about everything in her life"
Me: (Whispers) "She's got cancelled for expressing a non-problematic opinion on Twitter. It got way out of hand because someone pulled the race card for no reason while digging up a joke she made when we was 3 years old and the FBI was involved. It went from a Twitter cancelled to FBI open up real quick. Like I get it, milk before cereal but I don't think her home needed to be raided for it"
Fake: "What? Are you serious, the feds were involved? How do you even know about that?
Me: "Drama Alert. Also my cousin is a member of the FBI but he's a bit slow with the info. Uncle Keem had a video out 4 hours before my cousin told me"
That's pretty funny
"How long have you been waiting here? Seriously, you didn't even get lunch?" Me: Nah, lunch is overrated 🤣
My 300 lb ass needed to lose weight anyway. I’m just replacing the weight with wait.
such a lovely part 4 fake
considering the guy was an asshole in the last audios, she was concerningly relatable in this one
Part 4 let’s gooo
The plot thickens
ah yes my favorite manipulation tutorial
Cucumber Approved
So... They're definitely just playing the long game, right?
I want MORRRRR
What is this "outside" place you speak of? I've never heard of it.
Out-syde? What's that?
We're still interacting more with her than we absolutely have to? We either have a strong case of "I can save her" or we're dumb as a bunch of rocks. Probably both to be frank.
I’m still waiting for us to be revealed as a yandere and kidnap them but that’s just me maybe
If the listener is male, of course he won't get as lucky legally speaking. I presume this is set somewhere in the US?
Main character is almost anime villain levels of whack
Imagine touching grass SMH couldn't be me
Ur emoji caught me off guard
Neat
This reminds me of stalker x stalker or is that just me
Stalker x Stalker is more wholesome and mutual. Both are fully onboard the whole way there, while Fake’s character here keeps trying to shut this down (for good and wholly justified reasons).
@@TheRockhead9 yeah I also had that feeling but it’s still somewhat there
well yeah the premise is really similar, man that series is wasted potential…
imagine having someone to talk to smh couldn't be me
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Don’t forget to touch grass fake you have fun
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