What's The Dumbest Question You've Been Asked?
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While driving to Mississippi with the ex wife and kids, we crossed the Stateline right at day break. She literally pointed to the sky and asked, "what is the orange thing in the sky?" IT WAS THE SUN. 😂
Bro what? Lmaooo
@@-Nibbles- I wish I was lying 🤣
Depending on where you're from it's entirely possible grown ass adults might have never seen a sunrise with their own eyes. New Yorkers for instance. When the sun is right on the edge, distorted into a shimmering orange oval, yeah. If you never saw that before, that doesn't look like the sun you see overhead at all.
@@adamb89 we lived in Chicago at the time. So yeah... No 🤣
I'm sure you did not mean it this way, but your wording sorta reads like you're saying the kids are your ex-kids as well, at least to me.
10:03 "Sugar-free" is sometimes used to refer to things that aren't fully free of sugar, but simply don't have additional sugar added. For example, fruit juice has natural sugars. Some companies add sugar to fruit juice to make it sweeter. The fruit juice that doesn't have added sugar isn't entirely free of sugar, but I could imagine a shop calling it "sugar free" (more precise companies might say, "No sugar added"). This distinction can be particularly important if someone's diabetic or something.
OP might have even given the woman an incorrect answer, as most yogurts do have natural sugar, so the "sugar-free" yogurt might not have been "free of sugar."
Guest calls down to the front desk: My wake up call alarm won't stop ringing.
Me: I'll cancel them on my end and that should shut them off.
Guest: How will I know when it stops ringing?
Me: .... When it stops ringing...
Guest: Oh.. *hangs up*
I have many others but this one was recent and takes the cake for now.
Omfg, someone also asked me if I’m Asian or Chinese at my job, then asked if Japanese was different, dude is over 20 years old and has kids, I tried so hard not laughing at his stupidity
Hi, blind since age 2. Note that a few of these could be valid if you didn't word them so stupidly. The first one... never:
every dumb kid on the school bus: "How many fingers am I holding up." (I should get an award for never slapping any of them)
every condescending older person: "Hi, Michelle, do you know who I am? Do you recognize my voice?" (I'm blind not a freaking moron)
random idiot: How can they walk?
How do you dress yourself?
So, do you, like, see just all black?
to my low vision friends: You have sight, why can't you see the clock/board/thing that's 20+ feet away.
doctor: "What are her symptoms? What's wrong? Can she tell me what's wrong?"
every server: "and what does she want?"
"How do you know what you're eating?"
(yeah, I know I kinda changed the directions a little to include people with me)
Ah man... But seriously... Sometimes people's brains just misfire. Sometimes we just don't see what is right in front of us.
The number of times I searched for something, looking in all possible drawers and shelves several times, and eventually asked my mother and she found it immediately in a spot I've checked multiple times still baffles me...
Previous coffee shop employee. Once had a customer ask “is the cold brew also served hot?” She was dead serious and it took everything in my power to not mimic a Gordon Ramsey insult with how ridiculous the question was
so it isn't served hot then? just because it is brewed cold does not mean it cannot be consumed hot. just because you've never thought of doing that doesn't make the person's question dumb.
I live in Australia. I used to play Final fantasy 11 and once someone asked me "How can you be playing this game when they don't have electricity there?" It's been like 21 years and I still think about that and laugh
The first story with the name tags reminds me of my experience as a cashier for a major grocery chain. At the time general policy was to try to address customers by name when possible, i guess to establish a rapport and keep them coming back. I have a terrible memory for names so I found a trick- this was when you would hand the worker your card for them to scan, so I would glance at the name while they were entering their security info and then say something like "Thank you Mr Smith, enjoy the rest of your day. " while handing it back.
I think most people realized what I was doing but one teenage girl looked really freaked out and asked in a tiny voice how I knew her name. Not a stupid question in itself but I had to pause a few moments because I had been doing it for a while and stopped thinking about it. I pointed out the name on her card and then laughed it off, trying to make a joke of it to make it less awkward. She started laughing as well so I think it worked.
In middle school I moved from Colorado to the Midwest, and had multiple kids ask my sister and I if we ski’d to school in the winter. like… ???? That sounds like an incredibly inconvenient mode of transportation.
Tell them obviously not, the school was uphill so you take the lift. You only get to ski on the way *back home* 😂
@@nanoglitch6693 or that we couldn’t because it was uphill both ways 😆
@@Sensansenkai I live in Alaska so when we would travel to the states when I was a kid, we would just lean into it and see how much stupid stuff they would believe. "*Of course* we live in igloos and take sled dogs everywhere" 😂
Was at Disney world it started raining and over heard a woman yelling at a cast member saying "I know you control the rain so I am asking you 1 last time nicely to please turn it off?"
When I worked at a bakery, my favourite was always "do you have any healthy desserts?" I would point them to the produce section
How do I go on the internet?
I would tell you if I knew how to reply.
I had a customer once ask if Iced tea was cold.
Delightful! Also, a bit frightening 😅
How do i eat a rock this guy was 18
To be fair sometimes things need to be said out loud only to be understood few seconds later when it is to late to take it back haha 😅
Some questions come from lack of knowlege in certain field and they should be respected cause we all have different skills.
Out of curiosity, the "joke" about being "woke", was that you or was that included in the post?
The Electrons cling to the conductors.
I was staying at a hostel in Rome and they were doing a pub crawl. I was talking to a woman who was from Australia and I'd told her I was from California. A friend of hers came up to us and the woman I was talking to said, "this is Jon, he's from Canada." I jokingly responded, "you guys are from New Zealand, right?" They got really upset and stopped talking to me.
Note: This was around 20 years ago, it could've been the other way around (they were from New Zealand and I joked that they were from Australia).
This is unfortunately hilarious and relatable at the same time.
25:50 Novac?
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You should have had surgeon simulator playing in the background 😂
Got two here. For context, I live in Luderitz, Namibia and work in a famous building called the FelsenKirche. It's a historic church built in 1912. On one of the windows there's a picture of Martin Luther, the German one who started the protestant church in 1517. Many people ask me if that's the American Martin Luther King.
In another section we put up the old steeple of the church tower and it has a sphere near the top. People have asked me if that's a baptism bowl.
Did you nail your reply to his door?
This was some of the funniest s__t I've ever seen in these f___in things. You ROCK! Thank u, so much. I needed it.
The title matches!! I thought I'd lost my favorite Reddit channel for a second 😭
I've been asked many dumb questions but the most recent infuriatingly stupid question I've been asked is "do you work here" while I was standing in an isle, stocking shelves, wearing a shirt with the company logo on it and a name tag with the company name and logo beside my name dangling from a lanyard with the company name in it. There are worse things that could happen but it happened at least once a day. I stopped answering and just started pointing at my torso...with all that branding on display.
In this day and age with all the Karen’s around nobody wants to accidentally ask a fellow customer for help and be suspected of being a Karen. They ask if you work there to insure they are actually inquiring from someone who can actually help them.
Our ex-cleaning lady was literally insane. If she had lived in Victorian times, her relatives would've locked her in the attic, that's how out of her gourd she was.
Anyway, my mom works from home on the computer. Cleaning Lady knew this, because Mom told her. Cleaning Lady had cleaned around said computer, plus the family computer. So one day mom has to do something for the church and she says, "I have to go work on the computer..."
To which Cleaning Lady _screams_ ,"COMPUTER?! YOU CAN WORK ON A COMPUTER?!"
I just took a deep breath and stared out the window for a while.
Cleaning Lady eventually got fired for screaming at Mom for hiring people to mow our lawn. She might have been loonier than a Canadian coin, but silver lining, she did make great inspiration for one of the characters in my book.
Being gay, and being asked who the man/woman is in your relationship.
It gets beter if they insist that "no, someone has to be the male/female" when you explain the extremely obvious truth about same-sex relationships.
No 🤦 ( I'm a bisexual trans woman and... ) from my experience - I'm sure that's Not what they could mean with that question . They could be asking : Who is the masculine/feminine one of the relationship Or who's the dominant/permissive one ?
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I moved from Tennessee to Washington state when I was10, and I had classmates asking me if I knew members of the KKK. 😡
I was going to move from the East Coast to Texas when I was 8, I started crying and told my parents I didn't like spicy food and was scared of scorpions. We didn't move to Texas.
(My comments had nothing to do with us not moving to Texas, my parents got a better offer from a company in California so we moved there instead).
I lived in Texas for 8 years, and I can attest that there are both scorpions and lots of spicy food lol. Your story was just you being a cute kid. I was asked if I had ties to a group of murderous racists. I soon discovered that many of the adults had really low opinions of people from the South & just assumed that I was bad because of where I was born. This was stupidity being passed down to the next generation.
I just did the opposite two years ago. Moved from Washington State to Tennessee. I’m pretty sure I asked a few stupid questions too, but at least nobody pointed it out to me.
Watching one of these videos
Friend: "Why does that guy say a person unalived themselves, rather than just saying then just saying they committed suicide?"
Me: (not wanting to explain for 40 minutes). "Hes from Canada, they say unalived there".
I often refrain from saying anything for fear that I would inevitably say something stupid. There was a time I think in middle school where I asked a smart question. I asked how to pronounce the country of Niger (we were learning about it in either geography or history can’t remember which). I was afraid that I or someone else would say the N word by mistake. The teacher saw what I was getting at and thanked me for asking. For the record I asked without saying the country’s name for the above reason.
Story 28: My brother's house in college hosted a lot of parties. One time he was asked how to get ice into the keg.
That asexual one got me laughing.
AND a numberwang?
He was a very open-minded about it. I'm not going to elaborate
16:15 piques*
I've worked in the customer service field for 27 years, these last 19 at Walmart. The question is more of a matter of the dumbest this week. I think I'll give that honor to the couple that was in complete disbelief that we don't sell electric blankets in the summer. Dude, it is 96°F outside; why would we?
I am standing at a counter, it is 2 hours before closing, in the year 2017. A customer enters the store, makes his way up to the counters, comes up to me and asks "Are you open?"
"Can't you take a joke?"
No, I literally cannot.
Via text..
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Picking up sticks for the burn pile
Friend: What’s a burn pile?
Me: Um… a pile of things you burn..?
Friend: Ohhh okay
Just to be clear there was no language barrier. We were also in high school
story 55 at 29:17 IHBT if one of the women is bi and has just had unprotected sex, yes, especially if she and her girlfriend then do scissoring.or both play with the same sex toy.
On more than one occasion, when I tell someone that I am from New Mexico.They respond by telling me that they love the beaches there. (Not Mexico) . In spite of my protests, they insist that the beaches in New Mexico are beautiful. If you are still confused, check a map.
Brasilian backpacking in europe. A british guy asked me if we had mcdonalds because he wanted to visit but liked mcdonalds too much.
Also, the karate kid practices kung fu. That movie is more deceiving than you think.
I found in my experience when people refused to leave you alone and I know you can somewhere where do I know you from I just simply look at them and say nonchalantly "I do porn." And turn around and walk away
I found in my experience when people refused to leave you alone and I know you can somewhere where do I know you from I just simply look at them and say nonchalantly "I do porn." And turn around and walk away
Loved the King of the Hill reference!
For the JFK one, I'd have said he lost his mind
Adding a deepfake to the ai voice won't decieve me smh my head