7:03 Honestly I feel like Dave made Sabine his own personal OC, First she’s a mando rebel, then she was a bounty hunter, Then her family is a important figure in her culture, then she created a important weapon for the empire that effected her people (which according to the show she was like 12 or 13 when she made said weapon) and now she can use the force.
I dont think true fans like it, its the casual "oooo, colorful sword fight" fans who can turn their brain off for a bit. Its sad that media is made for those fans
I love how they kind of try to make it seem like Sabine’s lightsaber stab would be less lethal because it’s off to the side of her abdomen, but it still absolutely should’ve killed her
I don't think that's why, because later on we get a line from Sabine saying she's "incredibly resilient", which seems to imply that she survived because she's just that tough or maybe because she's a mando or something. I think the show just wants us to believe that she can survive a light stab.
yup, a single stab with evaporate her blood instantly, causing the steam to inflate her body til *POP at an alarming speed (taking on the sun point blank) its so bad
Also I want to add a mando is the Star Wars version of a spartan aka a normal human who lives in a militaristic environment and since birth was made to be THE perfect soldier, so what do you think happens when a spartan got stabbed??? He died lol now imagine being stabbed by a phase sword that MELTS metal
13:50 i remember in prequels that tie fighter lasers were much thicker and "heavier" than blaster fire. Those easily pierced through the shield droid bubbles. If we were to go by that logic, Ahsokas arms should have snapped while trying to reflect those laser projectiles.... But nah.
In games (like battlefront 1&2) the starship and tank turrets made an explosion with every shot, there was no way to block those with a lightsaber... Even games got it right 19+ years ago
first episode could have played with the twist of the the two dark Jedi real easy: just have them not dress evilly, act calm cool and friendly, then as they gain the crews trust, sudden red lightsaber reveal as they take the bridge.
Andor: possibly the best Star Wars thing in decades and does something different. The Fans: THIS IS BORING AND NOT REAL STAR WARS Ahsoka: mediocrity on a plate, peak Disney Star Wars. The Fans: THE PROMISE HAS BEEN FULFILLED.
@@russianoverkill3715I disagree. It’s more in line with the OG trilogy and the rebellion era. Fans just prefer the clone war era even tho it’s been played out so much already. That era really only shines in the video games.
How does the New Republic even work? Why should the Chancellor hold a vote in the Senate to allow the general (!) to take a squadron if only one senator can approve this mission? Huyang throughout the series: gives logical and rational arguments for why Ahsoka's actions are idiotic. Ahsoka: no. Do as I say, I have plot armor and plot luck. Huyang: Okay. Minefield. Do you have any idea how many mines it takes to mine SPACE? And how long will it take? And why weren't any whales harmed by them? Naturally, flying straight through the wreckage, you won’t damage even the antenna on your boat... Sabin, you still haven’t told Ezra the situation, even though you don’t have time? What a stupid cow you are... How did Beilan and Shin negotiate with the red riders, who obviously do not know their language and who caught them over the corpses of their comrades? Naturally, Ahsoka and Sabine can connect mentally, despite the fact that Sabine is insensitive to the Force... and Ezra is sitting next to her, but Ahsoka does not feel him... Witches can not only sense Ahsoka, but also determine her position on the map with an accuracy of up to a meter? But they couldn't find Ezra for 10 years? Thrawn, if you don't care whether you defeat your enemies or not because you'll get off the planet, why don't you just shoot and bomb them from the air instead of sending a useless landing party? Actually, you don’t have many soldiers left, and you still have to fight the Republic... Ezra. You're a fucking Jedi. Take your fucking lightsaber and fight Shin! Sabin doesn't even use it! Ezra is so strong that he can forcefully stop Shin's blows, but Shin can knock him back and knock him out? The Ninja Turtles invented flying armored personnel carriers, but they shoot with fucking slingshots? By armored riders? How about just running them over? Ahsoka, why did you jump off to fight Baylan if your goal is to help Ezra and Ahsoka and he doesn’t threaten them? And your plan was to let Huyang burn you with flashes? Naturally, Ahsoka can simply drive into the frame through a crowd of stormtroopers, they can’t do anything at all... How about disarming and tying up Shin so you have a hostage and an extra lightsaber? No? In short, I've had enough. The series is shit, which will be licked because they showed us a hologram of Anakin and he said “Ventress.” Filoni is an arrogant hack, no better than Abrams or Johnson. Thanks everyone for reading.
Ngl I've seen many people make the great points u did but none of them have been as entertaining as yours. You genuinely have better writing abilities then the show writers😂😂
I like when characters immediately get to face the consequences after doing something really idiotic. Shame about the dang Disney plot armour Edit: K I get it, the joke stinks. It’s not an actual criticism on Star Wars or whatever the fuck. God. Please stop commenting under this.
I haven't seen Ahsoka, so I'm responding to your point purely in isolation, solely as a general idea. I get what you're saying, but I feel like slow burn consequences can work really well to. Like a character makes a mistake, but doesn't realize while the audience does, and so remains oblivious while the audience dreads what will happen because of it. Consequences don't have to be immediate. I suppose the most important factor is that something comes of it, that a consequence does occur.
The hard cut to, “🗣️KRABBBBSSS” had me cackling 💀 love the subtle critique style, reminiscent of Pitch Meetings where the humor is plentiful and amplified by the poor writing/directing
The themes and certain elements of the prequels are iconic, groundbreaking and masterful to say the least. It's just the execution that was hit or miss but a million times better than anything Disney has produced short of Rogue One and Andor.
I really WANTED to like Ahsoka (the series), but as you point out, there's just so many weird decisions. They should have opened with a live-action version of the ending of Rebels with Ezra on the bridge of the Chimera with Thrawn, shown the ending of the battle of Lothal, and Sabine's perspective, the jump to hyperspace for Sabine to "wake up" standing there at the ceremony; she was daydreaming, but it serves as an expository flashback for us. It would also be a better introduction to the show with SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENING rather than the lady from Rent looking at the "golden snitch" as you call it fighting robots. I tried watching Star Wars Rebels and, no offense to anyone who likes that show, but it's very obviously for pre-teen age kids. Watching the last episode of the show greatly helped my understanding of this show. They should have just shown a brief live-action flashback to what happened to Ezra to establish who he is and who Thrawn is. From there, maybe they find the map as a kind of "message in a bottle" that someone found with a recording from Ezra to give Ahsoka and Sabine MORE MOTIVATION to go looking for him. As is, there's a lack of driving purpose in the show.
@@Real_Boye sure, name me something Disney have done that is Star Wars that isn't shit, ruined with memberberries, where they haven't ruined the lore in some way, or isn't full of female girl bosses? Rogue One is the only thing they have put out that I can say is actually decent.
@@glarcier4398 mabey stunt actors? because the last duels weren't horribleand thats bc of stuntmen. my gripe is casting and directing. rosario is a great actress but of high emotion never of stoic. so it will always come of as brick ish or like brie larson a plank. no characterization and no ability to show het acting skill so why make her ahsoka
This whole ordeal goes like this: We love star wars and want more, so Disney obliges. They eat our precious star wars, shit it back out and say: ‘’here you go’’. Lots of us rightfully say: ‘’what the fuck is this!?’’ And want better. Meanwhile, There’s this group of dumbasses that dive face-first into the slop. They love it and want MORE for some reason. Like, why do they exist?
As someone who has never watched the cartoons or this show ...what is that thing 'Ahsoka' wears on her head? Is it a hat? Her skin? Something akin to those Reggae knitted sacks to put your dreads in, or what? Because it looks like it's attached to her head and never comes off. She even wears her robe with a hood over it, so again: what is it? Something that someone thought looked cool when they made character art, and so had no idea what to do with it except let her keep it on at all times, like the kids in South Park, or something. 'Ahsoka' and that green female - with a head wrapped in leather pants and steam punk goggles - just looks both hilarious AND ridiculous at once. I guess what I'm asking is: how to take any of this serious when everyone looks and acts like a kids' cartoon show instead of something that could actually be real?
Saying this show looks incredible unironically and then showing the Rebel Girl siting on a motorcycle in front of a green screen with a fan blowing her hair to simulate movement is crazy
I think disney gets it right by having characters that are automatically the bestest ever. No earning strength or training. Just pure kick ass mary sueness
Clicked on the vid while skeptical, realized before the 0:30 mark that it was sarcasm. Subsequent like Edit: "Lest you go the way of the donut." I'm dead
I watched only first six star wars movies. Afterwards, I didn't bother to watch any new star wars movie or show. Now, I feel that my decision was right. 😅
Star wars atleast to me just feels like they are going to bank on the fan service factor now for years I generally miss when we got completely new stuff for star wars
“Learn to anticipate.” I’m sorry, what? That’s your advice for getting a grip with the Force? I’m a truck driver and I’ve learned many ways to anticipate things so I can drive safely. Does that mean I’m a better Force user than Sabine?
That comment about the writer’s strike was very odd, especially coming from you. Reasoning like that is used to skimp paying writers who craft the stories we actually enjoy. This is a Disney problem, not a “modern” writer problem.
GuYs YoU dOnT uNdErStAnD yOu ArE sUpPoSeD tO eNjOy iT. DaVe FiLoNi Is SaViOr FoR SW hE is TrUe FaN (proceeds to write bs to justify poor script, editing and plot armor)
I can accept inconsistencies here and there, but the fact lightsabers kill only the bad guys makes me mad. How in heaven could Feloni make such blatantly bad choices? It's that kind of inconsistencies that killed the sequel trilogy after TFA. BTW, I loved Ahsoka. For some strange reason. I like its surrealistic aspects.
I mean TFA and Ahsoka are heavy handed nostalgic and research group lead films. They’re like Amazon products polished through customer feedback in the review section. Derivative, risk averse, Popular opinion congealed into live action. Where in the history of mankind, art is the creative expression or analogy of an individual’s struggle. The rarest thing you can find on Earth. The spirit of the OT is largely due to the voice of Lucas and not to the voice of the people. I think Filoni is slightly better than JJ, but they’re not traditional artists. They’re not writers or are the best writers for the job. They largely copy and paste the most superficial elements about Star Wars without knowing how to tell a story on almost any level. TFA was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life. When I watch a movie I want to see how an individual expresses himself artistically. In TFA i have no idea what the movie is trying to say or is expressing. It has no depth or layers beyond the repeated shell of the OT. Without even improving on it. It’s like he repainted the Mona Lisa with a mustache. In Ahsoka, nothing happens besides a major plot point: Thrawn escaping a far off galaxy. That plot point is as deep as the story will go because nothing really happens besides that. No consequences, no lessons, nothing, absolutely nothing. And the crazy thing is that, we all knew this would show how Thrawn returned, but it was the breadth of the entire story.
@@broisyougobbling i had a flare of rage because i forgot all about that chad bc i shut my brain off whenever sabine showed now that i remember i hate it more
I disagree with a lot of things in this video, but I agree with a good amount. Pacing was off on the show, way to many needless details, canon-breaking plot-points (like how if they had those 'self-destruct' bomb the entire time, you'd think they'd utilize them rather than building a whole death star or heavy turbo lasers which do half the fire-power). When you said 'the infamously terrible prequels,' it kinda set me off. Obviously, not flawless, but they're well written movies with a large fan-base. Just because you don't personally like them, doesn't mean everyone has to hate them too.
@@Wahba.the prequels were never bad. Is it such an unbelievably false belief that it’s insane that people even believe that. Every flaw people complain about the prequels having the originals had infinitely worse but nobody talks about that
Listen man I know this hurts to hear but the prequels were not very good films. I feel the nostalgia for them too but we need to put these things aside and assess them honestly.
I miss the Clone Wars and Mandalorian season 1 day's of Star Wars shows, It still felt necessary and actually helped and expanded the franchise.....Also I don't love the preqwals but there's some pretty cool moments and it's mainly the dialogue that brings them down for me the rest is actually alright
It's so weird how pretty much everyone has slammed this show, but if you mention the obvious flaws on Reddit or FB the fandom comes out of nowhere and and acts like you are nuts. It is especially annoying that as the keyboard warriors push up the glasses smugly and try to tell me I'm not a "true" SW fan, I have to remind them that I watched the original SW movies when they came out, and they can go @#$% themselves since I was a fan before they were even born. Sadly, the only media that is a proper follow up to OG movies were the EU books that have now been "de-canonized". I guess real authors are just too good and make screen writers look bad (coughGRRMcoughcough.)
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I like when Ahsoka made lightsaber go swoosh with Anakin and learned to live and wear white clothes. Flawless peak storytelling.
A show for people who clap when the plane lands
😂😂😂
To be fair, some planes are just built different
I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE THING I RECOGNISE!
Yes right Ashoka flawlessly folded his arms and gazed Sabine like 10 minutes without no reason for each episodes. It was flawless!
7:03
Honestly I feel like Dave made Sabine his own personal OC,
First she’s a mando rebel, then she was a bounty hunter,
Then her family is a important figure in her culture, then she created a important weapon for the empire that effected her people (which according to the show she was like 12 or 13 when she made said weapon) and now she can use the force.
I think the worst part about his directing is his overemphasis on his existing characters, especially Sabine
@@toptiergaming6900
For real man lol
Affected*
Ahsoka and Sabine are Dave's favorite mary sues
Ashoka - One of the shows of all time
If the actresses in Ahsoka got awards for actresses, they would all deserve actress awards. I would definitely rate this show.
if i made a list of the shows i've watched, it would be on there
@@A-Ner2 👍
The dry humour alongside actual compliments peppered with honest commentary is perfect. I hope we get another part of this video!
I think Braedon and Nerdonymous should do videos together.
And people still say this is a 10/10 show. Star Wars fans are just different
Casual, Prequel, OT, and EU SW fans: “This show is garbage”
@@chasehedges6775 I Don’t think it’s garage but it ain’t a 10/10 and the perfect show like some people are sayin
@@chasehedges6775spoken like a true brain dead disney shill with a crippling dopamine addiction
I dont think true fans like it, its the casual "oooo, colorful sword fight" fans who can turn their brain off for a bit.
Its sad that media is made for those fans
No Star wars fan supports Disney
Krabssssss had me rofl clansey brown ole legend!!!
Something about the line " We cut to the evil people as they put the map in the map whole" was just so darn funny to me
I love how they kind of try to make it seem like Sabine’s lightsaber stab would be less lethal because it’s off to the side of her abdomen, but it still absolutely should’ve killed her
I don't think that's why, because later on we get a line from Sabine saying she's "incredibly resilient", which seems to imply that she survived because she's just that tough or maybe because she's a mando or something. I think the show just wants us to believe that she can survive a light stab.
@nmr7203 more resilient than qui gon what a fucking joke😂
yup, a single stab with evaporate her blood instantly, causing the steam to inflate her body til *POP at an alarming speed (taking on the sun point blank) its so bad
@@nmr7203dude come on man, even IF you are the most resilient person alive a lightsaber would MELT your insides…..ANYONE WOULD DIE IN TEN SECONDS!
Also I want to add a mando is the Star Wars version of a spartan aka a normal human who lives in a militaristic environment and since birth was made to be THE perfect soldier, so what do you think happens when a spartan got stabbed??? He died lol now imagine being stabbed by a phase sword that MELTS metal
Hayden Christensen and Ray Stevenson(RIP) deserved better
Indeed
Hayden got screwed over twice this and obi wan 😂
@@thegamingprozone19413*, prequels
i need a show about the guy selling knockoff lightsabers to both jedi and sith
13:50 i remember in prequels that tie fighter lasers were much thicker and "heavier" than blaster fire. Those easily pierced through the shield droid bubbles. If we were to go by that logic, Ahsokas arms should have snapped while trying to reflect those laser projectiles.... But nah.
Or at least the lasers would have been wider than her sabers and part of the beam would have continued onward to hit her.
In games (like battlefront 1&2) the starship and tank turrets made an explosion with every shot, there was no way to block those with a lightsaber... Even games got it right 19+ years ago
first episode could have played with the twist of the the two dark Jedi real easy: just have them not dress evilly, act calm cool and friendly, then as they gain the crews trust, sudden red lightsaber reveal as they take the bridge.
Jedi Survivor used this concept much better than Ahsoka did, and it was a lot less obvious.
I need to thank Ahsoka for giving us quality content like tbis video.
You forgot "Stunning & Brave" lol. Seriously good review!!!
I need to save those for future titles!
@@braedenalberti nice
I love that the show pretends that punching a robot would “rock it” like it was a person. The visual of that is just so goofy 😂
It’s hilarious how the fight choreography with robots is much better than with actual humans.
Andor: possibly the best Star Wars thing in decades and does something different.
The Fans: THIS IS BORING AND NOT REAL STAR WARS
Ahsoka: mediocrity on a plate, peak Disney Star Wars.
The Fans: THE PROMISE HAS BEEN FULFILLED.
Andor is great, but it doesn't even feel like Star Wars.
@@russianoverkill3715I disagree. It’s more in line with the OG trilogy and the rebellion era. Fans just prefer the clone war era even tho it’s been played out so much already. That era really only shines in the video games.
At least Hera's butt looked good
Kanan was lucky asf
How does the New Republic even work? Why should the Chancellor hold a vote in the Senate to allow the general (!) to take a squadron if only one senator can approve this mission?
Huyang throughout the series: gives logical and rational arguments for why Ahsoka's actions are idiotic.
Ahsoka: no. Do as I say, I have plot armor and plot luck.
Huyang: Okay.
Minefield. Do you have any idea how many mines it takes to mine SPACE? And how long will it take? And why weren't any whales harmed by them?
Naturally, flying straight through the wreckage, you won’t damage even the antenna on your boat...
Sabin, you still haven’t told Ezra the situation, even though you don’t have time? What a stupid cow you are...
How did Beilan and Shin negotiate with the red riders, who obviously do not know their language and who caught them over the corpses of their comrades?
Naturally, Ahsoka and Sabine can connect mentally, despite the fact that Sabine is insensitive to the Force... and Ezra is sitting next to her, but Ahsoka does not feel him...
Witches can not only sense Ahsoka, but also determine her position on the map with an accuracy of up to a meter? But they couldn't find Ezra for 10 years?
Thrawn, if you don't care whether you defeat your enemies or not because you'll get off the planet, why don't you just shoot and bomb them from the air instead of sending a useless landing party? Actually, you don’t have many soldiers left, and you still have to fight the Republic...
Ezra. You're a fucking Jedi. Take your fucking lightsaber and fight Shin! Sabin doesn't even use it!
Ezra is so strong that he can forcefully stop Shin's blows, but Shin can knock him back and knock him out?
The Ninja Turtles invented flying armored personnel carriers, but they shoot with fucking slingshots? By armored riders? How about just running them over?
Ahsoka, why did you jump off to fight Baylan if your goal is to help Ezra and Ahsoka and he doesn’t threaten them? And your plan was to let Huyang burn you with flashes?
Naturally, Ahsoka can simply drive into the frame through a crowd of stormtroopers, they can’t do anything at all...
How about disarming and tying up Shin so you have a hostage and an extra lightsaber? No?
In short, I've had enough. The series is shit, which will be licked because they showed us a hologram of Anakin and he said “Ventress.” Filoni is an arrogant hack, no better than Abrams or Johnson. Thanks everyone for reading.
All of this is exceptionally, yet unfortunately true and is telling of the absolute state of this decaying franchise.
Ngl I've seen many people make the great points u did but none of them have been as entertaining as yours. You genuinely have better writing abilities then the show writers😂😂
Several million upvotes! 🐳 💨💨💨💨💨💩
Your boring voice narrator makes this so much better 😂
That Krabs insert cameo almost made me choke on my food fr 😂 Seriously that’s some damn good editing that was too good for this show 🦀
6:44 fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣
“The infamously terrible prequel films.”
Revenge Of The Sith is still awesome.
but still badly written.
@@rapaiz7449Disagree
@@rapaiz7449 Not badly written, misunderstood
@@denialman2808 Definitely
ROTS is arguably the best in the series
The oola-la joke was kino.
This video is gold! Looking forward to the next!
Every time I hear Darth Eilish I get a shot of dopamine 😂 it’s just 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 hilarious
You’re wrong on the prequels, just throwing that out there. The rest is on point.
How
lol no
Cope harder prequel fan boy
Oh man, you really burned me there fatty.@@russianoverkill3715
No lol they’re bad. I love them but they’re horrible movies lol. You need to watch stuff outside of Star Wars
"Or else you'll go the way of the donut"
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Well done 👍
I like when characters immediately get to face the consequences after doing something really idiotic. Shame about the dang Disney plot armour
Edit: K I get it, the joke stinks. It’s not an actual criticism on Star Wars or whatever the fuck. God. Please stop commenting under this.
Like when Anakin betrayed the galaxy to the empire and then got all of his limbs chopped off and burned alive by Obiwan.
When does this ever happen?
@@dancingvalkyrieI suspect if Sabine was male, he might get the Nick Fury treatment
It's not Disney it's filloni he uses more plot armor than George lucas
I haven't seen Ahsoka, so I'm responding to your point purely in isolation, solely as a general idea. I get what you're saying, but I feel like slow burn consequences can work really well to. Like a character makes a mistake, but doesn't realize while the audience does, and so remains oblivious while the audience dreads what will happen because of it. Consequences don't have to be immediate. I suppose the most important factor is that something comes of it, that a consequence does occur.
The hard cut to, “🗣️KRABBBBSSS” had me cackling 💀 love the subtle critique style, reminiscent of Pitch Meetings where the humor is plentiful and amplified by the poor writing/directing
Sabine ditches a ceremony honoring the rebels who fought, bled and died for freedom...to simp over Ezra's hologram.
Priorities, am I right?
Insane that Filoni said they’re like siblings, but Sabine was doing sum stupid simp shit 😂😂
@@arongebremedhin9764I didn't know females can be SIMPs...
It hurt when you said prequels are terrible . 😅😂
The themes and certain elements of the prequels are iconic, groundbreaking and masterful to say the least. It's just the execution that was hit or miss but a million times better than anything Disney has produced short of Rogue One and Andor.
I really WANTED to like Ahsoka (the series), but as you point out, there's just so many weird decisions. They should have opened with a live-action version of the ending of Rebels with Ezra on the bridge of the Chimera with Thrawn, shown the ending of the battle of Lothal, and Sabine's perspective, the jump to hyperspace for Sabine to "wake up" standing there at the ceremony; she was daydreaming, but it serves as an expository flashback for us. It would also be a better introduction to the show with SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENING rather than the lady from Rent looking at the "golden snitch" as you call it fighting robots.
I tried watching Star Wars Rebels and, no offense to anyone who likes that show, but it's very obviously for pre-teen age kids. Watching the last episode of the show greatly helped my understanding of this show. They should have just shown a brief live-action flashback to what happened to Ezra to establish who he is and who Thrawn is.
From there, maybe they find the map as a kind of "message in a bottle" that someone found with a recording from Ezra to give Ahsoka and Sabine MORE MOTIVATION to go looking for him. As is, there's a lack of driving purpose in the show.
My friends told me I gotta watch Ahsoka. That’s why I’m here.
Your edits get better with each video you make. This one had some great laughs. Keep up the hard work
This was really funny and an awesome review, cant wait for the next one!
The Halo theme is my alarm in the morning so, 13:18 triggered my fight or flight response. lol
The Prequel films are not terrible, comparing them to everything Disney has made they are oscar worthy
Lmao that's reaching
@@Real_Boye different strokes for different folks. You are entitled to your opinion and I won't berate you for it, this is mine.
@@JohnDavidSullivanOK? Care to engage me in conversation instead of copy-pasting the same tired "muh opinion" comment?
@@Real_Boye sure, name me something Disney have done that is Star Wars that isn't shit, ruined with memberberries, where they haven't ruined the lore in some way, or isn't full of female girl bosses? Rogue One is the only thing they have put out that I can say is actually decent.
@@Real_BoyeYou're upset that OP is respecting your opinion instead of having a debate that will obviously end in nothing? ☠️
Even with homework of clonewars done you still need to watch rebels to understand why Ashoka is a brick
And a couple episodes of Mandelorian to wonder why Ahsoka doesn't do cool flips or have athleticism anymore.
@@bl8388but it dont explain why she doesn't does it?
@@callmesenpaidesu1506 her actress is simply not athletic enough. bad casting
@@glarcier4398 mabey stunt actors? because the last duels weren't horribleand thats bc of stuntmen. my gripe is casting and directing. rosario is a great actress but of high emotion never of stoic. so it will always come of as brick ish or like brie larson a plank. no characterization and no ability to show het acting skill so why make her ahsoka
@@bl8388"You could get a glimpse at her-"
"How dare you not know about this ten year old cartoon"
Agreeable.
"that was bad."
So you've chosen death.
Here's a video idea: The Non MCU Marvel Villain Problem.
Hands down, best review of the series. You’re hilarious.
Darth eilish had me dying 🤣
This whole ordeal goes like this:
We love star wars and want more, so Disney obliges. They eat our precious star wars, shit it back out and say: ‘’here you go’’. Lots of us rightfully say: ‘’what the fuck is this!?’’ And want better.
Meanwhile, There’s this group of dumbasses that dive face-first into the slop. They love it and want MORE for some reason.
Like, why do they exist?
It looks like the female version of Ghostbuster for Star Wars.
Droid: The map, give it to us.
Ahsoka: Us?
Droid: Yes. Those are my preferred pronouns.
Ahsoka: *Respectful nod*
I didn't even remember that the high value prisoner was the woman who nearly defeated Ahsoka in combat. How did she get captured?
The screenwriters: GOOD QUESTION?!
In Mandalorian season 2.
th-cam.com/video/SjG99OLFNmg/w-d-xo.htmlsi=_Zi4uIXWpI_nIVRI
Edit: it’s not a scam fyi, it’s shrek saying “good question”
Ahsoka captured her in mando S2
she got turned over to the new republic most likely, since she was a high-ranking Imperial official
As someone who has never watched the cartoons or this show ...what is that thing 'Ahsoka' wears on her head? Is it a hat? Her skin? Something akin to those Reggae knitted sacks to put your dreads in, or what?
Because it looks like it's attached to her head and never comes off. She even wears her robe with a hood over it, so again: what is it? Something that someone thought looked cool when they made character art, and so had no idea what to do with it except let her keep it on at all times, like the kids in South Park, or something.
'Ahsoka' and that green female - with a head wrapped in leather pants and steam punk goggles - just looks both hilarious AND ridiculous at once.
I guess what I'm asking is: how to take any of this serious when everyone looks and acts like a kids' cartoon show instead of something that could actually be real?
Everybody has a map that lead to them in star wars.
At least she didn't kill an ice troll or take a volcano to the face.
I want more....the season is already done. More videos now!
“The witch threatens us with time travel” xD
First time seeing your account and I love it.
Big up🔥
I'm still confused on how Sabine is force sensitive, because plot demanded it??
Liked. and dropping this for the algo coz it's a crime how small ur channel is!
Sabines downs cat is string with the force😂😂😂😂
Let's not forget that Ezra was in love with Sabine in Rebals, but now they are just good friends.
That's right, you never saw Rebals.
Oh Star Wars..
How far you have fallen
Those books are still canon, even though his character in Rebels seems completely disconnected
Also nice Oney clip from 2:00 that was fucking funny
Good to see that good old bell icon not working
Looking at that map... The more I start to think it's the actual 3D asset used in Treassure Planet. Just updated with modern graphics.
Saying this show looks incredible unironically and then showing the Rebel Girl siting on a motorcycle in front of a green screen with a fan blowing her hair to simulate movement is crazy
I think the best part was the booty shots of Hera and Sabine
Love those books
I think disney gets it right by having characters that are automatically the bestest ever. No earning strength or training. Just pure kick ass mary sueness
Yo Braeden
You're a comic fan right ?
Ever read the Star Wars Republic comics by Dark Horse ?
They were retconned by Filoni's The Clone Wars
Dark Horse made some really solid Star Wars comics back in the day.
Great video!!
damn..the title really sums up star wars nowadays 😂
Clicked on the vid while skeptical, realized before the 0:30 mark that it was sarcasm. Subsequent like
Edit: "Lest you go the way of the donut." I'm dead
Don't disrespect, Darth Santa....he carried the show.
I watched only first six star wars movies. Afterwards, I didn't bother to watch any new star wars movie or show. Now, I feel that my decision was right. 😅
Star wars atleast to me just feels like they are going to bank on the fan service factor now for years I generally miss when we got completely new stuff for star wars
Star Wars is pretty much a lifeless husk at this point.
@@chasehedges6775 sadly true
@@downhill1222 Tis a shame
Jar Jar Binks is like, "Mesuh thinky why people say I good-good now? Mesuh had killy threats. Spokey-say, Jar-Jar inbred."
I mean we got Andor not too long ago that was super original and good
Hilarious asf review and love the sequels all day baby!🥳🤙🏼😆😎🛩️
Hey! Zack did have good stories with DC movies!
Eh. At least you liked it, though.
@@verified_JC_Dentonhonestly couldn’t have replied better myself
i have to say, The title of the video threw me xD
Well deserved “ like “ from me my brotha
chuck muckle
Sheev Talks would be piiiiissed at you for arguing Sabine's survival is stupid.
can't wait for the Loki S2 review 🤣
“Learn to anticipate.”
I’m sorry, what? That’s your advice for getting a grip with the Force? I’m a truck driver and I’ve learned many ways to anticipate things so I can drive safely. Does that mean I’m a better Force user than Sabine?
That comment about the writer’s strike was very odd, especially coming from you. Reasoning like that is used to skimp paying writers who craft the stories we actually enjoy. This is a Disney problem, not a “modern” writer problem.
It isn’t just Disney.
Haha Braeden, good review 😄
I genuinely think that Dave Filoni is slow. Like legitimately I don’t think he’s that smart a guy.
It’s “spiritual” 😂😂😂
How about talking about the MCU Guardians of the galaxy trilogy on why it’s good
I liked Ahsoka AND your review. This must have taken a long time to create and edit. Well done 🎉
Thrawn literally only loss once in rebels😂. Just yapping
2 ahsoka
Yippee
GuYs YoU dOnT uNdErStAnD yOu ArE sUpPoSeD tO eNjOy iT. DaVe FiLoNi Is SaViOr FoR SW hE is TrUe FaN (proceeds to write bs to justify poor script, editing and plot armor)
I thought that was the USS Enterprise
I gave up a Star Wars so very long ago. I've now rejected Star Wars and inbreced credit card debt warhammer 40k
I can accept inconsistencies here and there, but the fact lightsabers kill only the bad guys makes me mad. How in heaven could Feloni make such blatantly bad choices?
It's that kind of inconsistencies that killed the sequel trilogy after TFA.
BTW, I loved Ahsoka. For some strange reason. I like its surrealistic aspects.
I mean TFA and Ahsoka are heavy handed nostalgic and research group lead films. They’re like Amazon products polished through customer feedback in the review section. Derivative, risk averse, Popular opinion congealed into live action.
Where in the history of mankind, art is the creative expression or analogy of an individual’s struggle. The rarest thing you can find on Earth. The spirit of the OT is largely due to the voice of Lucas and not to the voice of the people.
I think Filoni is slightly better than JJ, but they’re not traditional artists. They’re not writers or are the best writers for the job. They largely copy and paste the most superficial elements about Star Wars without knowing how to tell a story on almost any level. TFA was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life. When I watch a movie I want to see how an individual expresses himself artistically. In TFA i have no idea what the movie is trying to say or is expressing. It has no depth or layers beyond the repeated shell of the OT. Without even improving on it. It’s like he repainted the Mona Lisa with a mustache.
In Ahsoka, nothing happens besides a major plot point: Thrawn escaping a far off galaxy. That plot point is as deep as the story will go because nothing really happens besides that. No consequences, no lessons, nothing, absolutely nothing. And the crazy thing is that, we all knew this would show how Thrawn returned, but it was the breadth of the entire story.
Well said. @@VonJay
The clone trying what sabine did made me hate ahsoka show more
I felt more emotion when that clone died than I did at any point watching Ashoka
@@broisyougobbling i had a flare of rage because i forgot all about that chad bc i shut my brain off whenever sabine showed now that i remember i hate it more
I disagree with a lot of things in this video, but I agree with a good amount. Pacing was off on the show, way to many needless details, canon-breaking plot-points (like how if they had those 'self-destruct' bomb the entire time, you'd think they'd utilize them rather than building a whole death star or heavy turbo lasers which do half the fire-power).
When you said 'the infamously terrible prequels,' it kinda set me off. Obviously, not flawless, but they're well written movies with a large fan-base. Just because you don't personally like them, doesn't mean everyone has to hate them too.
Oh the prequels are bad it's just that the sequels are so much worse they made the prequels decent
@@Wahba. Revenge Of The Sith: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER.
Seriously tho, it’s still a good film
@@Wahba.the prequels were never bad. Is it such an unbelievably false belief that it’s insane that people even believe that. Every flaw people complain about the prequels having the originals had infinitely worse but nobody talks about that
Listen man I know this hurts to hear but the prequels were not very good films. I feel the nostalgia for them too but we need to put these things aside and assess them honestly.
Naaa they’re terrible. These flat and uninspiring shows take inspiration from them in fact
never watched this show or plan to watch it
I'm still salty they made Drake from ALIENS so stupid at the start of the show
I miss the Clone Wars and Mandalorian season 1 day's of Star Wars shows, It still felt necessary and actually helped and expanded the franchise.....Also I don't love the preqwals but there's some pretty cool moments and it's mainly the dialogue that brings them down for me the rest is actually alright
It's so weird how pretty much everyone has slammed this show, but if you mention the obvious flaws on Reddit or FB the fandom comes out of nowhere and and acts like you are nuts. It is especially annoying that as the keyboard warriors push up the glasses smugly and try to tell me I'm not a "true" SW fan, I have to remind them that I watched the original SW movies when they came out, and they can go @#$% themselves since I was a fan before they were even born. Sadly, the only media that is a proper follow up to OG movies were the EU books that have now been "de-canonized". I guess real authors are just too good and make screen writers look bad (coughGRRMcoughcough.)