Nessa máquina pode colocar sem medo pq ela vai travar. Travou com os cotonetes. Eu teria vergonha de postar um vídeo de uma máquina tão fraca. O boneco indestrutível deu um verdadeiro show. Kkkkkk
Holy crap... stretch Armstrong damn near broke your machine.... That's insane...that machine shreds everything, but was almost outmatched by stretch Armstrong.
15:35 shredder: aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA me: wow. It's THAT bad that it's worth screaming in agony? I didn't know Stretch Armstrong tasted so bad!
Atually if you broke it you must change the engine and the grinder/the saw thing it cost about $599.99 or $795.99 i have one but it is not mine .my brother bought it for 1k with extra engine.
xxlilsazoutaixx No can do friendo. Life's too good and too short, and I don't want to waste it. Besides, there's a few people I'd have to leave behind and I don't know what I'd do without them. Please don't go spreading unnecessary negativity and mean messages to others dude.
1. Yes the chips do drive me insain 2. He isnt PETTING Evrything he is showing it to us. Lets the diffrents between Petteng and moving things around to show us.
4:18
The little piece:"I SURVIVED!"
The person:"no"
Haha
Xd
Lol lol the piece did not survive lol
VincentPlays YT е
Here is what you came for 12:38
No, I came here to watch other things get shredded too :)
Thank u
Peopeo TV thanks
Peopeo TV thank you
Denzix
Thanks For Your Opinion :)
12:40
Elma Šarić thx
Elma Šarić thanks hate going through random other shit gotta get to the stuff I came for
Elma Šarić thanks
Elma Šarić i love you
That was cool
2:35 me at 3am getting a snack trying not to wake my parents
O
Benjamin Roman highlight wut?
Benjamin Roman you just did it🤣
Benjamin Roman no I wishh
LOL
10:45 when physics just don't matter anymore..
ItsTheStevenUniverseYT that’s not physics, it’s logic
ItsTheStevenUniverseYT *when the physics engine Breaks*
ItsTheStevenUniverseYT focui
ItsTheStevenUniverseYT physics machine broke
ItsTheStevenUniverseYT kol
Stretch Armstrong gave a good fight
Coz he's Stretch Armstrong
he can donate this toys for the poor people
If not shredded. Destroyed toys are no fun for anyone.
12:34 When you wanna get into the bath but the water is just too hot...
King Karolos yep
its me
Lol
Why?...just Why? Normie.
ThatDiabeticGuy thank you
15:09 Armstrong : look what you've done to me.
Edit : 15:27 don't you just love the sound of bones cracking---just listen.
I think stretch Armstrong was thinking "Just kill me already please"
b3ar tube your so right
Yeah same i reckon that the gel on the inside can think
Rerb Herb you never know GEL LIVES MATTER
b3ar tube the machine wants to torture him first
EEEEEND MY SUFFERRING PLEAAAAAAASEEEE
Chips NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(((
Trund27 27 the world must know pain
THE DREEMURR :(
Lera Star ;)
I am italian
Kristin Berova lel
0:17 R.I.P. Headphone Users
Haha
TinoX50 rip
TinoX50 making my dad feel stupid by commenting weird stuff
Yup
R.I.P
Stretch Armstrong Come On Pull Yourself Together.
*Bah dum tss*
ikr
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😝
When 70% of the comments starts with a time
Xxmiax X yeah
When the other 30 % start with “when this % of the comments”
sasuke uchiha da fuq?
Xxmiax X yup…
13:08 Hello there aaaand bye
Stretch Armstrong: Fucking end me already pls
Shredder: K
Stretch Armstrong: Perfection
Cubix lol
why would you destroy all those precious chips
Liquid Icrogen i cried watching them go
Liquid Icrogen ikr I could of ate those
Liquid Icrogen #DEADCHIPS
Exactly
I know right
a vontade de colocar a mão ai é grande más o medo de perder ela é maior!
Yha lol
@andskr *eu não tenho medo de perdê-la em si e sim da dor... Kkkkk*
É kkkkkkkk
Verdade kkkkk
Nessa máquina pode colocar sem medo pq ela vai travar. Travou com os cotonetes. Eu teria vergonha de postar um vídeo de uma máquina tão fraca. O boneco indestrutível deu um verdadeiro show. Kkkkkk
Now thats an easier way to make mashed potatoes 😂
Armstrong like : I REFUSE TO GO OUT THIS WAAAAYYY!!!
Lil Nae you are not funny..
Lil Nae you Store your photo
Hugo Diaz i know ....im hilarious!😀
Lil Nae yhu
Lil Nae yeah yeah you are 😅
Anyone else get annoyed when he puts the crushed up stuff in his hand and examines through it for like a minute?
Grizzly same tbh
I just wanna watch things get destroyed
Maybe just put it at the very end or somethin
Grizzly yes I doo
Grizzly you say that every time
Grizzly yup
Grizzly I hate that
8:08 when i clean up my garage
…lol
Gamersgold_ LOL and happy early valentine's day bud
WearyRubyfur 127 thanks
Holy crap... stretch Armstrong damn near broke your machine....
That's insane...that machine shreds everything, but was almost outmatched by stretch Armstrong.
HE ONLY GETS MANLIER!
@@ネイサン-y1e No Just use kid scissors sometime sit downstairs break the rubber skin he has but I’ve managed to cut his knee cal badly before.
15:35 Its Wednesday my dudes
Nexper aAHAHHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice one
I already commented this before you #yournotoriginal
Roman Destefano U EXPOSED HIM xD #exposed
Didn’t know Andy’s neighbor had a TH-cam channel😂
If you didn’t get this joke you have no child hood
Jon nie totally
His name is sid
Im in my childhood
Jon nie
If you don't remember, you didn't have a childhood. You were not a child. You retroactively did not exist.
Shred a Hydraulic Press.
Yosh Keen YES
Imposseble
Press a hydraulic shred
Shred some shit.
Yosh Keen with a glowing 1000 degree knife
Crusher: *DIE IT WAS YOUR DESTINY!!*
Chip: _Oh I thought it was yours._
Crusher: **
Stretch Armstrong crossed with 100000 legged aliens 12:55
OzMinecraftO
Xthulu armstrong.
OzMinecraftOJ ...
OzMinecraftOJ lol
H
14:01 it is Wednesday my dudes
(A month later) why the heck do I have so many frickin likes I’ve never gotten so many
Roman Destefano oh my god!
It is wednesday my dudes....ooaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeh
Roman Destefano that kuyxgkusdycvcuwgkvasvgxckuyvqed shredder
*extreme sexual moans*
Gabe The Doggo aaawwwww shet mai deck is stentink
2:49 Am I the only one who finds this noise satisfying?
Cory Hansen no I do to haha
Cory Hansen YEP.. MY EARS ARE BLEEDING... OW....
Cory Hansen meee
me to
Cory Hansen no i thought it was satisfying
The truck bit was very dramatic
6:08 *me after watching the emoji movie*
Anonymous person OMG XD
Anonymous person cool
Anonymous person aNd right
Yes
Beuh the emoji movie is such a terrible movie
Лайк, если после видео Тимона!
О ну наконецто я нашла человека который тоже Русский
ЗБС да ты маг!! Ты угадал))
ЗБС откуда ты узнал?
ЗБС я нет но я сморю тимона
ЗБС *я не от видео тимона*
Who is watching in 2017. just me?
It was made in 2017 so yeah
Benjamin Pastora no
Iam
I am
Benjamin Pastora me! i will update when 2018
Benjamin Pastora me me me
Alguém que assistiu é BRASILEIRO?
Yes,my namy is :Paulo kkkkkkkkkkk zuera sou brasileiro kkkk
aqui poha
Não
Eu sou br
Help
Nothing like watching shredding videos before school 👍👍👍
6:08 me all the time... my feelings get shredded
did anyone else get annoyed when he had to use the stick for like an hour?
Nope.
Zander Christensen how can you guess that it was an hour when the video is 16:25 minutes long
Zander Christensen yes
Jaaaaaaa😂
I was hoping the stick would catch and suck his ass into that machine lmao. Am I the only one who was hoping for this?
OMG!!!so many things have disappeared, but I liked it!
2:35 me eating a bag of chips
Punani Bitch lol
Nice i love chips too! 😂
Punani Bitch its Serbian chips im Serbian I know
There not chips there crisps
Punani Bitch lol
01:57 looks like a trap from saw
02:01 IT IS A TRAP FROM SAW!!!
Because it is a saw itself OOOOHHHH
ScottishGam3r exactly
#Casual Gamer что
Stop chip abuse please
You messed up 😠
TheEpicRen What is that supposed mean
Brasil🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Se sim e
Eu
Brasilsilsilsil
Brasill hue!
Eu
RIP plastic truck you will be remembered
Nolan Jones but he really won't XD
Nolan Jones k
Nolan Jones (not really)
Nolan Jones gone but not forgotten
wangkalu15 it sounds like it is eating crisps
4:24 When you get drive into a ditch...
3:22 my cousin driving
A Taco haha
A Taco lol same
XDDD
Ha
I’m ur cusin
13:09 stretch armstrong be like "what up?"
Is it just me or dose stretch Armstrong look like Donald Trump
What if you try shredding a shredder?? o_O
Justin Lal then shit happend
My homie you got a point there
It wouldn't fit idiot common sense
Seanna Gompf
I know that it wouldn’t fit. I’m saying if he had an even BIGGER shredder, then shred a normal size shredder.
*Common sense idiot. 😏
*intense music plays*
6:28 the emoji movie 2 :the shredding
Lol
jaythan collins yazık olmuş oyuncaklarla ya
jaythan collins lol
13:07 Sliding into your dm's like……..
It sound like stretch arm strong is saying “NOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Oh yeah
ha yeah
SillyChannelYT he gave a good fight
Emmet is old but still kewl lol thats true man jajajajaja
Emmet is old but still kewl I
wow the balloons actually were surprisingly durable. that's science :O
Alucard Pawpad I can't tell if this is a joke or not
TheNinjaWaffle it's is xD 10:16
Alucard Pawpad no it’s a balloon
@@ @@
LMFAO that truck did not wanna behave XD
3:16.......that truck put up a good fight👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽
The happy emojis aren't happy anymore
😞😞😞😞😞😞
Theyre still smiling
There are this 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
PurplePotatoBro the animator _ lol
🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝
10:29 balloons: we're too cool to die
10:35 Yellow:OMG RED NOOOOO
10:39 Yellow:NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ты русская? 😓
никита балякаев Малиновский да
2:30 live footage of me eating a bag of chips.
Seth Begley that's not the most healthy way to do it
Snowfire chips are healthy??
Stevie and Lillian Salyards no but... ya know it's more healthy to eat it without the pack
Snowfire your vegan?
ur talking to me
Video: *throws bag of chips and they all come out*
Me: 😢
Me too 😢
Wasted ALL of those chips
Lol wasted all that diabetes lol
Its not like they were Lays..
Or Cheetos
Ikr
Chloe Lol omg when I was watching it I was so Hungary
NUUUUU THE CHAPS!
I wanted them!
Someone in africa could eat them!
As well as the toys...
when this video was made I was in Africa but now in not now I'm in new Zealand 🌍🌎🌏
Pugs 4life I know right why he waste them WHY!
wait people can eat toys?
well you can eat the insides of Stretch Armstrong, but it’s not a good idea.
Up yes
Pugs 4life u cant eat plastic dumass
12:46 octopus 🐙
Lel
Hentai
Ahahahah
13:23 :v octopus
13:30 stephen hawking
Molten Freddy*
7:52
me when i eat that
Rayan Rayan i
Me too 😂😂😂
Ikr
I eat it a lot its my favorite!
Rayan Rayan and its smoki
Shred a shredder😂
The Cruiser why did this make me laugh 🤭
Throws in an action figure of Shredder from teenage mutant ninja turtles.
The Cruiser что ты писал ????
I guess you could say his body got totally...
Shredded?
AnKer2k his body didn’t get shredded though
13:09 "Am I a joke to you?"
Lol🤣
13:10 help me
Luciano Puppo lol
destructor
Luciano Puppo lol
Guess only help is to end his suffering
Octopus armstrong!!
She mean's in 12:42
Lemon Llama lol
12:44
Those legs don't look so good
15:53 actually your whole body doesn't look good
EmytheEmerald:3 :3 i
EmytheEmerald:3 :3nana t v k shqip
EmytheEmerald:3 :3 yeah bc it has strong glue that's why the legs are like that 😂
EmytheEmerald:3 :3 Lol!
EmytheEmerald:3 :3 b
Alguém e br??
Eu não mas falo br
Q legal
Não
aqui
Andrey Travassos eu
When the bags of chips where crush it was so satisfying(idk why)
The emoji balls where satisfying too
RIP ENGLISH
I Don, t like you 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖from lavenia
The meme starts at 12:30
Lathan Simon I was about to put this, but then I found it. Thanks!
13:17 looks like he had 100 babies
Ania Kosmala g
honestly it kinda looks disgusting lmfao
he looks like a creepy octopus, his body looks soooooo creepy, hes an octopus now
Ты англичанин ноу ноу вы англичанка Выселки Сукко Сукко дура дибала всё
Armstrong disturbed me until I realized that Armstrong looks like Donald Trump then I was happy😅
13:08
Please don't stare at me that's really creepy
"Kill me"
CaSg Gaming true.I cant watching.
CaSg Gaming lol
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
FilterHat armatrong's head is too thicc
So satisfying. They should put this in the most satisfying video in the world
Benjamin Pastora ikr
no
15:35
shredder: aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
me: wow. It's THAT bad that it's worth screaming in agony? I didn't know Stretch Armstrong tasted so bad!
13:10 good evening
13:30 kill me ;-;
Looks like Armstrong lost this battle...
CaptainWeirdoNarwhal hahaha
Your right
I’m curious to know how much it would be if you broke that machine to fix it
Atually if you broke it you must change the engine and the grinder/the saw thing it cost about $599.99 or $795.99 i have one but it is not mine .my brother bought it for 1k with extra engine.
+Andrew Brown its not struggling hes moving it back and forth to try and crush what isnt being crushed.
Kristy perez do you are emo?
lt wold be cool,huh?
I don't think u can brake it unless u have a tractor or a truck or u plain out use a slegehammer
10:16 yellow balloon: hahaha I'm invincible!!!
10:44 yellow balloon: ohh no!! It's unfair
That shreddding machine is satisfying
Tim De Raad sometimes
Tim De Raad agree
:\ Just imagine putting a hand in a shredder, ugh!
:\ Just imagine putting a dick in a shredded, ugh!
Imagine putting your head in it! Ohhh that would sting.
PerfectGamer I'd probably just throw up.
PerfectGamer just thought the same thing
Instructions not clear, results are a spaghetti dick
13:00 HE TOO *T H I C C*
xxlilsazoutaixx No can do friendo. Life's too good and too short, and I don't want to waste it. Besides, there's a few people I'd have to leave behind and I don't know what I'd do without them. Please don't go spreading unnecessary negativity and mean messages to others dude.
Firebreather w
Firebreather lol sry i forgot bout this comment it was a joke 😂
Firebreather o
lol
Kid:dad where's my tools?dad:"no where"
13:10 hey how you doin?
Chrono Tono well I’m doing just fine I lied I’m dying inside
6:08 "HOW TO CONSUME GENE THE EMOJI"
Armstrong didnt go without a fight
My parents: buys a full bag of family size chips:
Me in one hour: 2:51
13:09 hiiiiiiiiiii
The Purple Umbreon lol
The Purple Umbreon hi
Nathan Strietelmeier hi
The Purple Umbreon his last words before he went back in to the trap
D&J Productions haha lol
Somehow the Stretch Armstrong part seemed graphic to me, hard to watch..
Same it just looks sad
A TH-camr
Because everyone's thinking "What about flesh?"
A TH-camr watching trump being shredded isn't that easy to watch XD
Stretch was like. I'll be back
There was brown because Armstrong needed to poop before the expirement
12:41 Oyyyyy shet
Скорпион лучше
Dexrop-er там получилась яичница
Саб Зиро
Захар Сафин че
Sab Siro
2:34 how me as a 5 year old would open up chips
Wasting chips?
How dare you?!
12:30 *Top ten most gruesome anime deaths*
Please stop squishing the chip bags it is slowly driving me insane
Also stop petting everything that comes out of the grinder
1. Yes the chips do drive me insain
2. He isnt PETTING Evrything he is showing it to us. Lets the diffrents between Petteng and moving things around to show us.
I cringe every time you start to pet the stuff. I’ve seen a blown up balloon I don’t need to see you fondle it.
Here is really what you came for. 16:25
Thanks man!
Phew!! You almost got me
Do u mean 12:31
Daie Bear it's a joke, take it
The Gamer Samo Lol nice job I got trolled
13:15 octopus
Kevin Radnóti e
Kevin Radnóti nope twentipus
The ballon one made me laugh so hard, cuz the wooden rod is just there like “ACCEPT YOUR FATE” 😂