@@IsaacClarke39 Theses days Mr clarke is hard to say what is a Woman or a Man really but hey aren't you suppost to be at the USG Ishimura searching for Nicole while fighting some creatures
Hey zanny. I hope you read this one day. But I just wanted to tell you thank you for your content. I havent laughed in so long and it feels good to smile and chuckle with your videos. You make me happy. Thank you so much for being you. And thank you for these amazing videos and hilarious outros. Once again thank you so much.
Thank him? THANK HIM? I'd marry him if I can XD Anyways. The Zan man is by far the funniest person in TH-cam I've watched so far. Keep up making more vids. I swear, you'll have more disciples than you'll expect.
Lol don't be happy zanny liked ur comment he liked it so u can stop crying and nagging to ur mom that zanny didn't see ur comment and kept nagging to her
When Roman was incarcerated for tax evasion he was the biggest guy in prison. Newcomers kept beating him up to prove how tough they were. But little did they know; the only thing bigger than Roman’s muscles was his heart.
Hervis Daubeny I fought valiantly until the ram reached the castle gate and Holden Cross entered he then offered to execute me I refused so he took my best soldier and my sword
@@chiffer1787 aww, why not? It's not that *Bash* . *Conq* a guy get a break? Oof these puns aren't as good. But it's the best I can hope *For, On-here* !!
Zanny, I will continue to post these promises on every single video until you repay your debts!! FACE REVEAL!! Here they are, enjoy- Top tier Yoda plays Pro Fortnite tactics His no losing streak in Halo wars 2 To save clone boys To smash my demons Support for the Morally Challenged Institute To save my favorite game Find Darth Vader's child Entry into the Zan-gang To support his clan career So his relationship will be saved with Colony My own clanker pet To get spawn killed So Spider-Zan can beat Thanos To end clanker hate speech So I can love meth Wood My very own bear trap Free heroin So that all hope is lost To keep the peace in Reach To bring testicles back to life A copy of Tentacle Nation To please the Pistol King Bread Support for clanker rights To pay for Caleb's geography lessons A tattoo To support Puss in Boots in For Honor To support bacta regulations To ban Ubisoft A FAZE MONTAGE x2 Some Bacta To save a Seeker Drone A Darth Maul autograph So that he can go to rehab To teach us more Swat tactics To send our love and support to Roman Obi wan porn A follow back on kingdom hearts Instagram So he swallows his block button To help Roman pay for his mortgage So I can adopt his kids Obi wan's phone number To help bring happiness to Roman's life A polar Express ticket A date to the Valentine's assassination map To teach us to do the three point saber combo Hack into my heart To Roman punch all our problems away A good word for us for Master chicken So Rocket Man will show up to my birthday party A scholarship for the Zan-Clan school of marksmanship A ticket for front row seats for Clankas in Pajamas So Black Shaman doesn't visit me at night So he can make us his apprentice So he'll release Noble Six from his basement A refund on my For Honor On Ice ticket So that Anakin doesn't nuke the planet So he can teach us how to do one liners To light a candle for Clone Wick So he won't steal our UI A draft of the assist montage So he won't take reach off life support A free ride on Fabio So he can flash us So that I can have text to speech tell me that I'm loved So he'll portal flank my demons For a chance to meet Perry the Platypus To poke all my problems away
My Valk now strikes fear in the hearts of my enemies!! Also bc of this event I've played Shinobi. And I'm sad to say I'm on a 12 game win streak. I'm scared guys. My high score is 17 with Cent. (Please send help. I've been infected by weebs!!)
@@xLionsxxSmithyx Yeah, but I think console is full of just ok players. I was able to just drop the game mid way through year 2,then pick back up a month ago without a problem. But besides my random rambling, that is still really impressive man! Good on you! (And if your on a loose streak, try picking up a new Hero. I did that when I was losing every game with Valk. I suggest something fun like Shugoki, Cent, or High. But only High if your a bit lower skill, he can stomp unsuspecting noobs!)
Roman spends a beautiful day with his kids at the beach just to wake up to find out it was just a dream, and returning to a life of sorrow and dahkness.
Zanny’s brain: To win this I need to do a series of moves, risky but rewarding -
Zanny’s heart: ROMAN KICK!
Oli Wills “child’s play”
I want to like this but I can't Dx
ROMAN KICK!!
ROMAN STAB!!
ROMAN has trust issues cause last pk he trusted took his kidney
That's something shaman would do
YuhBoiJosiah true
Christoffer Good Romans abusive???
@@yuhboijosiah8083 only a black shamn would do
Sadly it was his last kidney to give......
Roman has difficulty calculating his opponent's moves because he dropped out of college
Roman is more of an art person. Roman paints very impressive frescos.
Roman hopes to one day end all the killing and open an art gallery and move in with Peace Keeper.
@@dumbbumsc5329 "Coming this summer, one peacekeeper and one Centurion find what they've been missing their whole life" "Keep my Peace"
@@freeziboi3249 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!! 😂 😂
Roman did track in highschool tho
Most FH youtubers
“3-0 in legendary tier duels without taking any damage”
Zanny
“Oh, a Raider!”
Legendary!
@@chroma3511 ledge-ndery
ledgen-dery
Ledgend-ery
@@Dante_LegendaryDevilHunter lengen-dairy
0:44 *"Oh wow a Viking, Knight, Samurai and Wu-Lin. My team's so diverse, looks like a Buzzfeed Staff room."*
Can we all appreciate that joke?
It was nice
this is my favorite joke
Yes good sir
10/10
Now, I think I'm stupid cuz i don't quite get it ;-;, but i think it is a good one...
"You died as a hero or lived long enough to see yourself edgewalk"
-Zan Man, 2019
Roman remembers the good old times where he and Gladiator where playing in the sandpit together😢
From helping to push eachother on the swing to gladiators ultimate betrayal
His most popular vid?
This still brings a tear to my eye
Before Gladiator had an affair with Roman's wife.
do you mean fighting in a coliseum with sand?
"Roman doesn't wanna kill himself"
Roman lies to himself to stop him from commiting suicide in order to keep his kids happy
Too sad
"I am DEATH, turns out i'm just dead" - Sun Tzu
"to beat you you're enemy you must know you're enemy and apparently you're enemy is a spamming bitch,so start turtling "-Art of War
@@jacktheripper5112 "You may have the bigger shield but I have the bigger penis" - Art of War on breaking shield walls
5:26
Zanny: *gets killed by Black Shaman*
Immediately says Latin prayers.
I think it’s the Hail Mary prayer in Spanish
Kinda scared me
@@williampurvis2887 It wasn't Spanish
Teranth Reav yes it is
@@williampurvis2887 I speak Spanish, it wasn't
@@teranthreav8534 it was spanish
4:03 "You may have the bigger shield, but I have the bigger pen!s (because you're a woman)"
-Zanny 2019
A bold statement in 2019
Fem Vortiger: Are you sure about that?
Women with penis don't exist, those are men with boobs
@@IsaacClarke39 Theses days Mr clarke is hard to say what is a Woman or a Man really but hey aren't you suppost to be at the USG Ishimura searching for Nicole while fighting some creatures
@@ScoutTrooperMan The franchise was killed by ea so i guess not
"I face you now, Raider, with increased confidence."
*Gets stunned*
(Confidence gone.)
I cried
Confidence gone=fear increased
Thumbnail's from a post by u/RememberThe1728. Hope you guys enjoy this newest installment in Roman's saga!
Have you played Jedi academy....Jedi outcast games??
Play dead by daylight
zanny plz
My Roman is at rep 23
Ehh, You know RAAAAIDEEEEERRR was nerfed right?
Lawbringer:: *Edge walks*
Zanny:: Stop edge walking! You're breaking the law!
Lawbringer:: I am the Law!
Boss Croc I am the senate
Its just walking though
@@bakedpasta1020 NOT YET!!
Shubloke_ far_throwki it’s treason then
@@shubloke_far_throwki5346 its prison, then
Roman has suffered inflammation in his achilles from all of the Roman kicks
I thought he got his achilles inflamed because all of those Achilles jumping execution?
I will see myself out...
@F.B.I you are on literally every video
F.B.I. Open up
Quit looking at his personal life
Hey zanny. I hope you read this one day. But I just wanted to tell you thank you for your content. I havent laughed in so long and it feels good to smile and chuckle with your videos. You make me happy. Thank you so much for being you. And thank you for these amazing videos and hilarious outros. Once again thank you so much.
Thank him? THANK HIM?
I'd marry him if I can XD
Anyways. The Zan man is by far the funniest person in TH-cam I've watched so far. Keep up making more vids. I swear, you'll have more disciples than you'll expect.
This comment is very underrated. Thank you for allowing everyone to smile while reading a very wholesome comment :)
Lol don't be happy zanny liked ur comment he liked it so u can stop crying and nagging to ur mom that zanny didn't see ur comment and kept nagging to her
@@yousiftaha7319 lmao you're just salty Zanny didn't like any of your comments. Go be a toxic scab elsewhere
Bruv who is u, go back to playing fortnite and among us with 7 yr olds
"They can't catch Roman"
*Two seconds later*
Roman: *Ded*
@Mazi Giles hahaha, you speeld wrong wrong.
Practice at running from his demons is the best damn joke
6:12 i can say with no regrets that that was the best HAR PROFUNDIS ever
JustcallmeAttlaz ever how he said it made it better
HAR PROFUNDIS
AD PROFUNDIS
Roman begins to notice the beauty of nature and considers becoming a birdwatcher.
Roman tea sip, Roman finally at peace.
Roman finds peace living in country UK and decides to learn British accent.
As a avid bird watcher it is relaxing and therapeutic so he defiantly should
Zan: "You're playing Raider, you have nothing to brag about."
Also Zan: *Let me just play the light spamming Valk and then Shield boy Conq.*
Soul Stealer still less toxic than raider t b h
When Roman was incarcerated for tax evasion he was the biggest guy in prison. Newcomers kept beating him up to prove how tough they were. But little did they know; the only thing bigger than Roman’s muscles was his heart.
True
Because of his excessive use of steroids
But... The heart Is a muscle...
@@chiffoncakeandtea its really not. by definition the heart is an organ and thats just how it is...
@@shubloke_far_throwki5346 I feel like you're about to get Wooooshed
5:25 I love how Zanny starts praying as soon as Black Shaman beats him
Roman restores the Roman Empire, Roman feels betrayed because his rowoman left for the Byzantine empire.
Don't diss my byzannys
Heartbreaking
“Is that black shaman?!, no please help me!”
Roman: "Roman just realized this is his girlfriend. Roman is in so much trouble."
Peacekeeper: *Gives him look of, your taking the couch tonight*
5:53
Zanny: I’m gonna edge-walk I don’t care
Obi-wan: *you became the very thing you swore to destroy*
"Oh look a Viking, Knight, Samurai and wu-lin"
Correction: neckbeard, tin can, weeb and communist
Hervis Daubeny are you my long lost DAUBENY
Hervis Daubeny Oh no...
Hervis Daubeny did u keep them OFF THE WALLS
Hervis Daubeny I fought valiantly until the ram reached the castle gate and Holden Cross entered he then offered to execute me I refused so he took my best soldier and my sword
Hervis Daubeny we may need to get the weaboos to get ur sword back. Let them fight and we take out the rest and reclaim our honor
*My team is so diverse, looks like a BuzzFeed staff room.*
This is why I love this channel.
😂😂😂
I'm maining Nobushi now because of that mask
… you know which one
No joke.
I actually bought For Honor and the first hero I main is nobushi, all because of that unholy mask.
That’s ok we are all Otakus on the inside
@@chiffoncakeandtea You. YOU are the reason I say that Nobushi's mask in unholy (look at hitokiri's :P)
Tokyo Vigil no you are just a weeb lol
CheeriCOKE you know web isn’t a derogatory term right?
Now I must put a zan clan smile on my valk for the rest of her life
"Roman ran track in high school you'll never catch him" XD
Zanny, you are singlehandedly keeping for honor alive
6:43
"He fainted me, and I thought!"
I get that feel, ZanMan
Whatching Zanny makes me feel safe. And now I'm *incredibly* impressed with you Conquer puns!
*Conq* - graduations!!!!! 💚
DumbBums c this pun 😭
Don't encourage him
@@aleahcox1199 I try hard to be a punny guy. Gotta beat the *Conq* -petition!
@@chiffer1787 aww, why not? It's not that *Bash* . *Conq* a guy get a break?
Oof these puns aren't as good. But it's the best I can hope *For, On-here* !!
😂 Why “conq” (can’t) you post better puns? 😭
Roman has no time for petty tricks such as magic. He is too busy with counseling.
If your team really looked like a buzzfeed staff room then it would be empty
*Zanny edge walks*
YOU’VE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY.
1:26 did nobody srsly jear this man and his short but beautiful singing voice?
"Always look on the bright side of life-life's a bowl o shit when you look at it-"
7:29
Romen has experience running from his demons you'll never catch him.
Later ded
Romen wasn't fast enough
what, they a Raider
Zanny, I will continue to post these promises on every single video until you repay your debts!! FACE REVEAL!!
Here they are, enjoy-
Top tier Yoda plays
Pro Fortnite tactics
His no losing streak in Halo wars 2
To save clone boys
To smash my demons
Support for the Morally Challenged Institute
To save my favorite game
Find Darth Vader's child
Entry into the Zan-gang
To support his clan career
So his relationship will be saved with Colony
My own clanker pet
To get spawn killed
So Spider-Zan can beat Thanos
To end clanker hate speech
So I can love meth
Wood
My very own bear trap
Free heroin
So that all hope is lost
To keep the peace in Reach
To bring testicles back to life
A copy of Tentacle Nation
To please the Pistol King
Bread
Support for clanker rights
To pay for Caleb's geography lessons
A tattoo
To support Puss in Boots in For Honor
To support bacta regulations
To ban Ubisoft
A FAZE MONTAGE x2
Some Bacta
To save a Seeker Drone
A Darth Maul autograph
So that he can go to rehab
To teach us more Swat tactics
To send our love and support to Roman
Obi wan porn
A follow back on kingdom hearts Instagram
So he swallows his block button
To help Roman pay for his mortgage
So I can adopt his kids
Obi wan's phone number
To help bring happiness to Roman's life
A polar Express ticket
A date to the Valentine's assassination map
To teach us to do the three point saber combo
Hack into my heart
To Roman punch all our problems away
A good word for us for Master chicken
So Rocket Man will show up to my birthday party
A scholarship for the Zan-Clan school of marksmanship
A ticket for front row seats for Clankas in Pajamas
So Black Shaman doesn't visit me at night
So he can make us his apprentice
So he'll release Noble Six from his basement
A refund on my For Honor On Ice ticket
So that Anakin doesn't nuke the planet
So he can teach us how to do one liners
To light a candle for Clone Wick
So he won't steal our UI
A draft of the assist montage
So he won't take reach off life support
A free ride on Fabio
So he can flash us
So that I can have text to speech tell me that I'm loved
So he'll portal flank my demons
For a chance to meet Perry the Platypus
To poke all my problems away
Marcus the Fitz begone from this whole universe
Holy frack
TLDR
Thanks vaati
Holy fucking shit, you do know how to drain my power
Roman just realized that all of his wives were leaving him
Roman misses going to the Library in Alexandria
7:29 couldnt stop laughing after this joke XD
Update: Edgewalking is now considered a capital offense. Thank you Zan Clan
The punishments are either death, or exile from the Zan clan.
a moron I petitioned for it to be banned under the Geneva Code last video
Roman invites Crusader over to drink and talk about life
Meantime in FH mid levels - Nobu throws a light *instantly parried*
I mained Nobushi when i was still playing this game. This gave me a lot of nostalgia.
Meanwhile In FH High skill, Everything is getting parried...
Ain’t gonna stop me.
Roman wishes the bloodshed would stop as his financial debt keeps stacking
i absolutely love this channel, i laugh every time thank you zanny you're the best
6:28 so he just stand somewhere and he captured our hearts oh nice
“It looks like a buzzfeed’s staff room” killed me🤣
ROMAN KICK
ROMAN PUNCH
ROMAN STAB
Roman's debit card had been declined so Roman takes all his anger and stress out of others....
7:10 Zanny, the human supremacist
Cent likes going to the movies with his kids
I'm definitely gonna main Nobushi just to support the zanny-army with that laughing face [😂]
Heil Roman btw
“Roman captures zone C just as he’s captured the hearts of the Zan Clan” Me: You fricken Know it Zanny!
“Fuck yo shit Thomas”-
Zanny 2019
Zanny: **Starts edge walking**
Me: *_YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE EDGE LORDS, NOT JOIN THEM!!_*
I'll get back into gaming when Unisoft get the Star Wars licence
Roman has received several prank phone calls and is ready build a bridge out of boats to get a running start before going after the culprit
1:48
Confidence turned terror in an instant.
7:40 Roman is batlling his inner demons
This is where I belong I've been here for a year and I know this is where I belong
Roman tries to kick his bacta addiction. (And fails)
"This is gonna hurt.
Oh yeah? Watch this!"
*"RETREAT!"*
Roman is haunted by the sacrifice of all his fellow soldiers.
Lol great video zanny keep away from those communists
I'm so sorry to have failed you but they are too broken to pass on for me!
Forgive my weakness zan clan!
Matteo Dassiè Get the fuck out of here the Zan clan will not allow such weak and traitorous actions to be forgiven
Roman learned how to play dominion by sacking cities while being in the army
Yesss, waited so long for you to play nobushi, I’m one of the only people who mains nobushi
Checkers pretty cool, I’m currently at 16 but playing other characters, like warlord and kensei, until she really gets buffed.
Bruh nobushis light spam is worse then orochis lmao
Telling raider he has nothing to brag about as you proceed to play “Valkyrie” who is and always will be the origin of cancer
And hito
6:53
Is that a rvb reference?
I see you are a man of culture as well
Doc is fast mate
Lawbringer is the only hero ( besides true DAAARRRRKNESSHH) that can edge walk, he can't break the law he IS the law
Imagine nobushi with the UWU face the last thing you see before you get decapitated
Holy shit m8 thx for that glorious idea, gonna rock UwU, [😂] and weeb hentai face with Nobushi
@@aquaz433 lf you make a tutorial aswell I'm going to sub to you
@@bondyk74 I'll see, but at the earliest this weekend
Roman just wants to take his kids to Disneyland
Omg emojis on valkeries mask?! Ubisoft did something good for once.
Roman suffers from police charges since he beat his girlfriend PK
This is peak zanny Right here y'all get used to it new subs
"Roman has experience running from his demons, you'll never catch em".(Cuts to a headless Roman).. "Roman wasn't fast enough"... 🤣🤣😂
Nobushi is the most beautiful charachter in the game and without her mask she id even more beautiful BUT ROMAN IS BETTER
"My team is so diverse, it's like a BuzzFeed staffroom." 🤣😂😂
6:12
So since when they enabled Highlander to walk erratic like a damn Necromorph
Roman considered therapy was too much money and decided to trust one self with a health guro.
The demons now smoke instead of dance.
I am saving steel for that roman boi, i had gladiator but theres more fun with centurion and his roman moves
Roman wishes his family would apreaciate him, but all ro-artist are under ro-preaciated in their time.
1:27 are you watching countryballs😂
"i have figured his attack pattern" **2 seconds later** "Ad Profundis!"
Hi Zanny, ur videos are awesome man, thoughts on Halo Infinite?
GunSlinger 1110 Roman has no time for petty space games. He is too busy with the medical bills.
Loud Siren but zanny plays halo
A Screaming Corn Cob Trap Queen I am aware. Was tryna be funny.
Roman started a GoFundMe to pay for his anger issues and a restraining order against gladiator
Am I the only one wondering why every person he fights doesn’t counter guard break, his matchmaking is insane
Guys, you don't join the Zan Clan, the Zan Clan joins u.
My Valk now strikes fear in the hearts of my enemies!!
Also bc of this event I've played Shinobi.
And I'm sad to say I'm on a 12 game win streak.
I'm scared guys. My high score is 17 with Cent.
(Please send help. I've been infected by weebs!!)
Mines 47 with shinobi.
With 0 deaths
@@xLionsxxSmithyx DAMN!! 👏 👏 👏 *INCREDIBLY!!*
Thanks man, I die all the time these days though. 😅 lots of good players these days.
@@xLionsxxSmithyx Yeah, but I think console is full of just ok players. I was able to just drop the game mid way through year 2,then pick back up a month ago without a problem.
But besides my random rambling, that is still really impressive man!
Good on you!
(And if your on a loose streak, try picking up a new Hero. I did that when I was losing every game with Valk. I suggest something fun like Shugoki, Cent, or High. But only High if your a bit lower skill, he can stomp unsuspecting noobs!)
Roman spends a beautiful day with his kids at the beach just to wake up to find out it was just a dream, and returning to a life of sorrow and dahkness.
Hey it’s me!! 7:40
YOOO lmao
Kinda embrarrasing then because I just saw a comment saying that after he beat someone that had your username that they got salty messages from you
Cent is losing his kids but winning the game
No1:
Bad timing padme: So love is blind???..?&???.?_*?.
I’m a big Star Wars fan but now I’m just gonna say SHUT THE FUCK UP PADME
roman is tired of battling and thinking about being a businessman
Asking Zanboi to buy a Switch and Star Allies just because of a character named Zan Partizanne. Day 12.
Roman hasn't skipped leg day once in his life
That "youtuber" might actually be a youtuber its litterly I got mad and
“I’ve analyzed his attack pattern…AD PROFUNDIS!!!”
I was promised
Nobushi with an Ahego face
I have been tricked, robbed, and quite possibly...bamboozled
Roman has proposed to add Stun Taps into the list of the Geneva Convention to save everyone and himself from the harms of Raider "mains"