Bionic every UHC: We can rly win this! (...Bionic with a win rate of 8%) Nestor every Vid: i am soooo underpowered I will probably loose this UHC (...Nestor with a win rate of 98%)
@@Epicbruh13 das tru I said goongingan before making a new minecraft world and spawned right by a village with 3 diamonds 100 blocks later found another village with 2 more diamonds 4 me and made a pick and sword went mining and got just enough iron 4 a full set of armour and an anvil and found some obsidian while down there so I just decided to speedrun that world and beat the end dragon all in 2 hours
I play on PS4 pro sow I'm not som one with a computer but in pvp you shode see me click I klic fast and I now the best way to brij I'm good at pvp not a good Boulder lol😀
To the person that’s reading this: You’re a very beautiful and adorable human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🍃 My dream is to hit 3k, I’ve been struggling to get there 💨
pro tip: a sword does more damage because the sword has 1.6 attack speed and the axe does 1 attack speed meaning that the sword is quicker and does more damage.
all my homies love bionic
Sitara Dube yes
@@manojsebastian4427 yeah go
Same
Sitara Dube Yessir
Yes sir!
Who loves Bionic
me
lol
no
question
Me
Me
Me
Me
Who esle found bionic one day and now he is my favorite yt er
Me!
I did :)
No way he hearted that! ❤️
There is something really true about this comment
TimperGaming rlly what is it?
12:05 Bionic: Look I just killed creeper!
Me with Creeper Farm: Bruh what's new in that.
নদথ
Bionic: uploads a new video
Me: bois time to lose brain celles
celles
i mean i lose brain cells every second of the day im on the last cell
Smone wrote the same thing on the previous video!
Bionic IMAO CELLES BIONIC STOP BULLY HIM LMAO LOL
@@cfplayz3498 no he has 2 brain cells thats how he spells it
Have a good day!
Thanx itzz
Itzz Beau thanks you too
For like ?
seems like you use sub bots
Thanks Beau :)
Me : GET HIM BALD!
9 year olds : no
Me : :(
Bot the builder? De hecc is dat nam
Hey It’s me bot the builder aka A2 hey dude I’m lucky because I’m not 9 yet lol u can’t scream at me
Me a 9 year old : #baldonic
Get yourself LOL L O L
Dream has lung cancer th-cam.com/video/aLPW5GqmUOo/w-d-xo.html
bionic: 'we need better furnaces than this'
campfire, smoker, and blast furnace: 'pick meeeeeeee!'
This was a year ago bruh!
@@Caj107 this was a day ago bruh
❤ dy. Bionic😊😊😊😅😅😊😊😊
“When life gives you lemons squeeze them in your eyes.”
-bionic
Spoken by a true legend
AHHAA
Lol
U will be blind ahahahahhaahh
That’s quit wiillll hapen
-Nicole watterson
Bionic : WE NEED MORE FURNACES THOSE ARE TOO SLOW
Blast Furnace : Am i a joke to you?
bionic meant even faster ones
Or smoker
Who reliased that the sum of his percent is 110 % 😂😂 BTW love your vids ❤
110.4%
it a meme not real stats
@@abobakrastro3953 he knows but its funny 😂
@@JackGiustini hahaha
I know every video he gets it wrong
Bionic: When life gives u lemons u squeeze them in your eyeballs.
Meme: Wait a damn minute
Bionic: they need to get better furnaces
Blast furmaces: am i a Joke to You?
Blast furmaces 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂 what is that all I know is the thing is blast furnaces
@@gangaedathootep2029 it's a spelling error _-_
@@shahmir14 you think I am a idiot that I don't know it's a spelling mistake you know he can just edit
Nobody:
Thumbnail:Enchanted Totem
Also Thumbnail: Yep this is netherite? Right?
lol
XD
Ingots too
Jshfk@@durvankpatil9511
Baldonic is coming soon :)
ঔজংঐঅংথঁজ😢ঔঠদঠঢ❤
Bionic your the best TH-camr I ever watched ❤❤❤❤❤
Bionic: *uploads 6 minutes ago*
Me: I M S P E E D
Yessssss hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
"there needs to be a better furnace"
Blast furnaces and smokers: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
Yes they are joke to him lol
They are hard to get
@@stephaniec6752 lol
@@stephaniec6752 blast furnace is easy to get
9:07 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bionic never upsets me with is content
I can't believe that he lost a half a heart right as the instant health cleared
LoL 🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣😆😆😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😂
Boionic is best
Playing Minecraft again, I love that, hahaha😂🤣
yeah hes done that since he got banned on fortnite
Why did he get banned i was never told
Peregrix yt cheating
Dont worry bionic I sub to you and watch every video of minecraft you made 🥰
Did you do a hardcor word bro you in dimens
You are so lucky with you said gonggangginggang😂😂
Bionic every UHC: We can rly win this!
(...Bionic with a win rate of 8%)
Nestor every Vid: i am soooo underpowered I will probably loose this UHC
(...Nestor with a win rate of 98%)
Bionic:When you get lemons,you squeeze them in your eyeballs.
Woman:Wait a damn minute.
Bionic: They need to add better furnaces.
Blast furnace: Am I a joke to you.
Tru
Lol
Yes
But it can't cook food tho :(
bionic due a hidden sick boat you have a overpower wepins
Hey bionic love ur content ur a great inspiration to m😂 goonginga
M😂😂😂. What?
haters: GoOnGiNgAn NeVeR wOrKs
the bionic army when they are in a cave: GOONGINGAN *finds diamonds instantly*
It only works on subscribers :))))
@@rymander111 ik
@@Epicbruh13 Das ma boi
@@rymander111 you ma epic boi
@@Epicbruh13 das tru I said goongingan before making a new minecraft world and spawned right by a village with 3 diamonds 100 blocks later found another village with 2 more diamonds 4 me and made a pick and sword went mining and got just enough iron 4 a full set of armour and an anvil and found some obsidian while down there so I just decided to speedrun that world and beat the end dragon all in 2 hours
Future: April 28th: BIONIC REACHED 3MIL SUBS
Hope you had a good birthday
happy birthday
wait whattt
Roblox
omg
Now the netherite gods are gonna be mad at goongangingang...
I also kinda laughed when he said "Oh spoder behind you..."😂😂
I love always gonna be vibing when you say "he be vibin tho"
Yesss
True
2:35 I would use the axe to disable the shield (considering some use it) and then switch to my sword and crit them ded
A axe does more damage
It’s funny that you have a Chanel that is bonc
Me when bionic says he likes the sword better then the axe: and I took that personally
Huuuuu
Bionic just makes everybody happy
BIONIC: we’re too small brain ladies and gentlemen
Me: -_-
Bru you no that's b in the word lol😂
When I had COVID I was only watching you and it made me forget about everything i was scared of so thank you bionic
Hello again bionic
love from india
Help me I'm under the water
Jkjk I'm sorry I love india!
Me to
Goonginga man
Bionic a heart pls im early
And everyone who loves bionic will like his vid
Bionic:I need books
Me:bruh u can find them in a library duh 🙄
"I have sword axe"
-bionic
he was joking
take a joke
I play on PS4 pro sow I'm not som one with a computer but in pvp you shode see me click I klic fast and I now the best way to brij I'm good at pvp not a good Boulder lol😀
Bro let the bro do what he wants
To the person that’s reading this:
You’re a very beautiful and adorable human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🍃
My dream is to hit 3k, I’ve been struggling to get there 💨
u to
Please, STOP
lol hope you get there
My goal is to get 10 subs
U are firsttttt
I absolutely love how the netherite armor looks with the new skin, it matches the bionic arm.
Agreed 👍
I think it's true
Bionic : swordman
Me : wait what I use axe and sword so I'm an axe and sword man
Others : axeman or swordman
Bonc: where are we gonna find books?
Me: why didn't you kill some cows and get sugar cane?
Too boring come on man it’sa bionic
“When life give you lemons,you don’t complain you squeeze them in your eyeballs”
Bionic - 2021
2 minutes LETS GOO😭😭✨✨✨✨💖💖
bionic l like your videos sooooooo much. I watched all of your videos. And also the videos on your other channel ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
Imagine getting the achievement "Cover me in debris" before "stone age" O_o
Even worse, before Benchmaking, Taking Inventory or Woodcutter
What the that's curst then guys lol?
He’s going to beat the speed running in like two point one seconds
Who has found Bionic
and watched him ever since?
I did😁
I'd use ax, because they do more damage and disables shields
Same
@@xHorizonTzy Good, thats smart 😃
I love your video
nanah i say "when life gives you lemons you throw them back and say I DONT WANT YOUR DANG LEMONS"
Brue that's cold bro😂!!! Lol brother
Yo what’s up bionic
nothing much, just vibing
@@Bionic B E G O N E N O O B
@@atomicpuppyyt1934 you be gone
@@NotTheFakeX woooooooosh
????
"You squeeze them in ur eyeballs" got me dying
I only have people to be my friend if their are bionic fans
pro tip: a sword does more damage because the sword has 1.6 attack speed and the axe does 1 attack speed meaning that the sword is quicker and does more damage.
@Jam noob tip: you get stone when you mine uzercefuck
Why not run both because the axe breaks a player's shield making them easy pickings when switching to a sword.
*me reading the title* *and Thumbnail*
Totem of undying isn't netherite-
It isn’t
Yeah
THIS WAS A PRETTY GOOD VID YOU DID PVP GOOD
when life gives u lemons you squeeze them in your eye balls . that made me laugh sooooo hard
This is how many people are going to watch mincraft live
Bonc/bionic is the best TH-camr ever
Imagine a girl that has 1000+ words as a name order Starbucks
There is someone with the name ‘Kleine Tuinman’ and thats Dutch lol
People comment random stuff and get a lot of likes, so
Microwave
Ga yyy
@AlphaDurk critical ops LUL
57 seconds early ☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰
U don't need heart and love emojis
Did u hated it ??
If I would have a diamond sword and a iron axe I will ask my friend to join to just use the sword
Gong gang ging gang bro
Bionic is the best youtuber I've ever seen in my life
I hope the last guy got surprised when he checked your loot and saw a sharpness 5 sword
all homies love bionic and netherite is infinitely raining
I don't need to wach the whole video before u like because I know his videos will be crazy in a unique and fun way
Netherite sword plus sharpness 5 = 14 attack damage netherite sword
I love bionic videos and i'm subscribed
Bionic please I wanna be a fan of yours I love your channel a lot. I watched it so much I watched it for like three years. I love your channel.
Awesome videos Man
When life give you lemons you don’t complain you just squeeze them in your eyeballs
i love these uhc vids
I love all your vids bionic
For me I would use swrod all the time I use the axe just for damage
If it was a a choice of netherite Sword versus another itax helped another right at cuz he got more demons than a
netherite sword
I really love your vid😀
Bionic is such a good TH-cam
Yay you got 5M sub congratulations 👏👏👏👏
Is kinda funny when bionic said what nuts 😳😳
Sword I've got one in my free to play.
nice vid🎉🎉
bionic is my fav yt bc his videos is so cool!!!!!
I love bond. Whenever I'm in trouble I say goonggangginggang
I'm a kid and I love Minecraft and your videos
When bonc put that guy on quiff I felt bad for that guy. 😭😭😭😪
Bionic is a good TH-camr
I LOVE UR VIDS BONIC ❤️
Who loves his vids?
did you know Steave is actally JACKED bc of all the iron and Netherite
bionic:sword or axe
me: BAT
I like bionic doing pvp with everyone in the world