Y’all’s think something’s funny? You testin’ me? Huh, thought girl? You disrespecting the badge. You don’t want none of this. I’m telling you. Test me. Please. What? Y’all want to test me? I am the police. I know you’re a thug. Them brown eyes….
Plot twist: The house already knew what DJ and his friends were trying to do to her so she called the police beforehand and played along with them long enough until the officers arrived. The fact that the police arrived out of nowhere, already knowing about the trio's actions, is not a pure coincidence.
3:20 COP 1: “I’m gonna go get backup!” COP 2: *”BUT I THOUGHT THERE WAS NO BACKUP!!”* COP 1: *“I’m getting Judy!”* MONSTER HOUSE TONGUE: *(No you’re not!)* COP 1: *”Ohh! JUDY!!!!!!!”* 😱😱 Kelvin James literally has the best screams in the history of comedy movies!😂😂 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Fast Quick www.scripts.com/script.php?id=monster_house_14000&p=11 he actually said 2% probably a subtle way of calling DJ a Jew as in 2% of the US population
I think they originally want Will Smith for the role due to him and Kevin James being a great comedic duo in Hitch. But I think Cannon is a close second to perfection.
Plot twist: the House could see the 3 kids the whole time and thought they where trying to give her an offering instead of trying to trick her. When the cops interfered, the house decided to take THEM as an offering instead.
For those who don't know Treason is Leaving a Military for a Different one or leaving a Restaurant to work for their Rivals, Basically Treason is Like your with a group and Your like screw it and go to another and/or a Rival Group
Officer 1: That’s it, we’re taking them in. Officer 2: That’s what I’m talking about. Where are we taking them? Officer 1: To jail, let’s go. (kids gasping) Officer 2: You hear that?! You guys are going to jail.
But wait, she cant do that, they're the police, authorities, they're doing what they should, they have a right to be on a property during an investigation, Constance, what are you thinking, its not like you were hated by every-ooooooh
3:11 *Kenneth got attacked by Plant 42* Kenneth: You can't do that. That is illegal. AAAHH! Richard: I'm comin Kenneth! *Richard aims his gun at Plant 42 who is carrying and swinging Kenneth* Kenneth: Put me down! Richard: I'll go get backup! Kenneth: I thought there was no backup! Richard: I'm gettin Jill.
He's got his flashlight on.....in broad daylight 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But it’s already dusk.
To be fair, it was evening time.
Shawn Of Danau Kota yep
ShawFFA yeah it sure was
1:38 “you hear that? you guys are going to JAIL!” lmfao this part cracks me tf up
LMAO same
Keasha Alanna same
Frostbite_mp4 ikr
Reason I’m here😭
Same
this scene terrified me but now I realise that this is pretty funny
ikr I exist
Supercop sounds like the movie.
That part was terrifying at 3:30 when he got dragged in
Yeah
Nick Cannon and Kevin James play great cops 👮🏻♂️👮🏾♂️
My whole life i thought it was Chris Rock 😂
@@598bryce thats wat i thought too tho🤣🤣
Who are the voice cast in this? Anyone know?.
Damn, I thought I was the only one who thought it was Chris Rock😂 I guess not lol
makaylajunior 2005 ikr
This scene had me dying bro, why was the cop drinking the medicine tho 😂😂😂😂
Mans gettin zooted on dxm
@@ceddyd Fr 😂😭
@@ceddyd NOT DXM 💀💀
@@pokemontraineryellow5765 yes
it's cough syrup lmao
“YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO JAIL!!”
Gets me everytime.
Elmo: Elmo is too young to going to jail you have to believe us!
“You got something to say, Porky, huh? Deeba-deeba?” 😂😂😂😂😂
Soooo damn funny!!
I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought he said Diva Diva 😂😂😂😂
Glitz Garcia ikr
0:39
_i WiLl ShOoT yOu_
😂 🤣
Lol😂😂
Well, lookie we got here. You stay here, I’m checking this out.
I. Am. ON IT!
Y’all’s think something’s funny? You testin’ me? Huh, thought girl? You disrespecting the badge. You don’t want none of this. I’m telling you. Test me. Please. What? Y’all want to test me? I am the police. I know you’re a thug. Them brown eyes….
Y’all think this is funny
1:38 When you roast your friends when they land on the jail space in Monopoly LOL!
MarioFan98 lol hahahah
XD
I never done that but I’m goin to next time I play😂
*2:01** "We... We super cops!"*
The way he says it is funny 🤣😂.
“Yeah that's why I live in a condo”
"you testin' me? huh tough girl? you disrespectin da badge? you dont want nona dis"
Lol😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s so high on power lmao
I hope Kevin James had a good reason to finish up that bottle of cold medicine
Plot twist: The house already knew what DJ and his friends were trying to do to her so she called the police beforehand and played along with them long enough until the officers arrived. The fact that the police arrived out of nowhere, already knowing about the trio's actions, is not a pure coincidence.
That's actually a good idea, seeing how they showed us the house can use phones earlier in the movie.
3:20
COP 1: “I’m gonna go get backup!”
COP 2: *”BUT I THOUGHT THERE WAS NO BACKUP!!”*
COP 1: *“I’m getting Judy!”*
MONSTER HOUSE TONGUE:
*(No you’re not!)*
COP 1: *”Ohh! JUDY!!!!!!!”* 😱😱
Kelvin James literally has the best screams in the history of comedy movies!😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
LOL FR
When he said Judy, I was hoping for a Zootopia crossover.
@@elder-woodsilverstein7716 🤣🤣
Cop 2: Heeeeeeeelp!!! Mama!!!
Cop 2 wow arrr mama
im glad someone uploaded this lol one of my favorites scenes from this movie
Alex Nostalgic my favourtie😂😂😂
I don't know why, but at 1:22 the way the cops mouth was moving made me laugh so hard...😂😅
Me too 😅
Kevin James as Officer Landers & Nick Cannon as Officer Lister
1:42 “yeah yeah yeah ‘2%’ you have the right to shut up” interesting choice of words
What he mean by that?
Fast Quick www.scripts.com/script.php?id=monster_house_14000&p=11 he actually said 2% probably a subtle way of calling DJ a Jew as in 2% of the US population
@@AZ-74 Yea I thought it would be something like that. This movie was so good lol
@@AZ-74 oh man, i thought he was calling him milk lol
I thought the 2% was referring to how much he believes him lol
Trees was moving in this movie, and trees caught a policeman in this movie
1:47 I love the cops facial expression when Jenny tells him the house is a monster.😂
Did he really just call him “2%”😭
I believe so.
This mans has no chill.
Tell me about it.
Yeah
What does that mean
This movie deserves a sequel called Monster Hotel.
I totally watch it especially with DJ Jenny and Chowder Zee and the others returning.
Cannon owns this scene!!! 🤣😂🔥👏🏿
I think they originally want Will Smith for the role due to him and Kevin James being a great comedic duo in Hitch. But I think Cannon is a close second to perfection.
Imagine if Chris Rock played the black cop 🤣😂😅
That would’ve been funnier
Yup
Mann imagine chris farley playing the white cop if he was alive 😂😂 it would’ve gave us mad stomach pains
The cops names are Landers and Lister
For the longest time i used to think it was him
I love how Kevin’s reaction to a cop getting throttled by a living tree is to go get the dispatcher 😂
*John Goodman and Chris Rock playing these two cops in live action would be amazing, really.*
Actually, Kevin James and Kevin Hart playing these cops in the Sonic the Hedgehog Live-Action movie series would be amazing
@@shanenickell4559Awesome
Awesome
@@shanenickell4559actually it was nick cannon
@@shanenickell4559 Awesome
1:39 this is my favorite part and it cracks me up 😂😂😂
u guys are going to JAIL!!!
But officer u gotta believe us
3:20
Officer Landers: I'm coming, buddy!
3:21 "I'm Coming Buddy!!" It was so funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😒
Cop #2: And treason!
Cop#1: no not treason
Cop#2: Are you sure cuz in the book-
Cop#1: IM SURE!
💀💀💀
I think Truancy is what he said, i don't know
I loved that line XD
Alright kids outta the trash cans! Let's go!
@@evanmueller6267Come on! You heard the big guy!
Read too many medieval fantasies he did 😂
1:37 You can actually see Chowder smiling when Landers says they're going to jail
actually, it’s Listers
Why would he smile?
@@professorhulk8259Because they're idiots
Why the hell are they being arrested?
0:16-0:20
Cuz those cops are idiots looking for ppl to arrest 🤣🤣🤣
because chowder stole the cold medicine from his dad’s pharmacy
Otte Otte they had a warning and didint listen and the bottles inside the doll were drugs and they found out that they stole
Because the cops thought they were doing something wrong
Chowder’s face from 1:37 - 1:40 is absolutely priceless! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Right🤣🤣🤣
I'm dying at that part 🤣😅😂😅😂😅😅😆😂😆🤣😅🤣😆😂😆🤣😅😂
I'm guessing he was happy he was going to jail
I thought the rookie cop was played by Chris Rock
It’s actually nick cannon
It’s hard to not think of Chris Rock at this point 😂😂
I thought Chris Rock as well, they sound a little similar.
🌳: Takes gun😎
👮🏿♂️: What you doin??😰 Can't do that!!!🤤 That is an officers weapon, THAT IS ILLEGAL!!!!😲😱😱
bro the emojis made it so much funnier thanks
1:24 The heck?!
dxm
Corona he’s drinking
Codeine
He predicted Judy Hopps. She’s an officer and maybe a chief later on with Nick Wilde
@Screaming Soldier Kevin James said Judy at the station. Judy is a character from Zootopia that became a police officer.
YESSS I LIKED THAT NAME
she wouldn't like to be the chief since there's no action in that
Plot twist: the House could see the 3 kids the whole time and thought they where trying to give her an offering instead of trying to trick her. When the cops interfered, the house decided to take THEM as an offering instead.
The Part Of FREEZE TREE, HAD ME DYING ALOT 😂😅🤣😂😂
I'd never eat these two, they're too fucking funny
LOL SAME
I'm gettin' Judy!
(carpet tongue grabs cop)
Matthew Torres JUUUDY!!
I'm Coming Buddy!!!!! That's what I would say when I have to rush over to help my BFF.
@@snooziblu HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPP MAMAAAAAAAAA!!!
@@eangsyerbic6942 omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod, I think I’m having a stroke!!!
*Freeze....tree*
3:07
COP 2: “Freeze! Tree...”
TREE: *“SURPRISE!!!”* (TAKES GUN AWAY)
COP 2: *“What the...?! Hey, you can’t do that! THAT IS ILLEGAL!!!”*
😂😂😂
LMAO
3:18
I'm coming buddy!!!!
@@fighterx9840 put me down!
@@Alexisawesome-um5ty I'll call for backup!
0:21
No not treason
You sure? Because that was in the book
@@minyah5134 I AM SURE!
Alright Kids Out The Trash Cans Lets Go
3:30 You're going to Brazil
???
Holy shit I never thought this was funny wen it came out in the movies as a kid but seeing it now damn I cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, I feel like Constance set them up. I think she maybe knew about their plan and called the police to come or something.
Probably, because them showing up like that is no coincidence
I love this scene. It is the funniest in the movie!!! 🤣🤣
Landers downing the cough syrup still kills me.
1:23 I wouldn’t do that if I were you, Landers.
0:39 Why is no one talking about this🤣
“You got something to say porky?” Bruh is a menace lmao
WE WE the SupER cOpS 2:02
Yeah that's WHy i LiVE in a cONdO 2:04
More like "Stuper" Cops. LOL!!!
“Super cops”?
For those who don't know
Treason is Leaving a Military for a Different one or leaving a Restaurant to work for their Rivals, Basically Treason is Like your with a group and Your like screw it and go to another and/or a Rival Group
Yeah I know what it means. And Idek where Officer Lister got it from😂😂😂😂
1:26 I love how the fat cop just leaves the vaccum dummy behind rather than take it to the evidence locker
Cop was sipping that lean
2:19 not even taking this serious 🤣🤣🤣
Wb the scene when they’re like “let’s go inspect some candy”😂”and we should eat some candy to”
I ' m g e t t i n g j u d y
JUDYYYYY
HEEEEELP!!!! MAMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Am I the only one that Nick Cannon sound just like Chris Rock?🤣😂
Nope. I hear it as well
You ain't the only one.
3:16 He voice sound looks like Medic from Tf2
3:29 Legosi from Beastars dragging me to Anima City from BNA: Brand New Animal
0:28 Lister: You see the light I’m holding?
DJ: Yeah. What about it?
Lister: Walk towards it.
Officer Lister: Seriously?
You: Seriously.
Lister: Well? You got something to say, Poky? Huh? Do you? Do you? No?
0:37 when kids had to give there electronics to their parents for the night
What if nebercracker was at the house what would he have done to the cops.
Cops would arrest him
His Wife Would Defend Him Though
@@fionasmith8350 defend as in Eat them.
Ace Nosce Exactly Eat Them
@@fionasmith8350 and by eating them, I mean getting thrown into the basement
It was funny the way that the black cop said to the kids, you guys are goin to jail 😂
Officer 1: That’s it, we’re taking them in.
Officer 2: That’s what I’m talking about. Where are we taking them?
Officer 1: To jail, let’s go.
(kids gasping)
Officer 2: You hear that?! You guys are going to jail.
But officer you gotta believe us
Officer 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2 percent, you have the right to shut up.
Jenny: Ok the house is a monster!
Officer 2: And I think I believed you.
Jenny: Ow!
2:39 "....wha?"
*s u p a r o l l*
@@MrRhilton826 *tree moves *
It really drank lean 💀
Woo still gets me. Little sip never hurt nobody eh 💀
Well, I'm never sleeping again
Rookie cop: drop your weapons *hUh?!* pass em to me!!
DJ, Chowder, and Jenny: *proceeds to throws weapons at him*
Rookie cop: I will shoot you!
But wait, she cant do that, they're the police, authorities, they're doing what they should, they have a right to be on a property during an investigation, Constance, what are you thinking, its not like you were hated by every-ooooooh
Nobody Disrespects Their Property
And Gets Away With It
They deserve their own spin-off movie 🍿🎥🤣😂 that would be really really funny
2:08 i pranked my aunt with that sound
THAT COP CHUGGED LEAN
This was so entertaining
3:11
*Kenneth got attacked by Plant 42*
Kenneth: You can't do that. That is illegal. AAAHH!
Richard: I'm comin Kenneth!
*Richard aims his gun at Plant 42 who is carrying and swinging Kenneth*
Kenneth: Put me down!
Richard: I'll go get backup!
Kenneth: I thought there was no backup!
Richard: I'm gettin Jill.
"AND TREASON!!"
"No not treason..."
3:29 If you see Constance's wooden eyebrow
1:37-1:40 why is Chowder smiling FOMMFCROTMFFLMMFAO😂😂😂😂
Kevin James would play a police officer in a Halloween movie again in Hubie Halloween
He played Paul Blart as a mall security as well
This was an absolutely hilarious scene
3:37 MAMAAAAA Lmao 🤣🤣
For some reason, I wish they had Chris Rock as the black cop instead 😂
It kinda sounds like Chris Rock in most of Lister’s lines
3:30 brazil moment 💀💀
3:11
The cops are no longer infidels.
2:45 *super roll*
Hold on, this clip is from the person that brought me that McLeach’s Eggs clip?
Awesome!
3:27 I'm getting judy
JUUUDDYYYYYYYYYYY
@@eangsyerbic6942 NOOOOOOOOOOO MAAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Omg omg omg I am thinking I am having a stroke.
2:02 "We are super cops!"
*Yeah, more like dumb cops*
Or "stuper" cops.
@@metaboiii6693 Oh I see, Stupid + Super = Stuper Haha Good One👍 😄
The double take on the shot is crazy
I still love this movie
Why the fu*k he has his flash on for?? It’s not even night time!💀💀
Sometimes how is turning into monster and this house, so scary in this movie
If there is a movie about these guys, Judy better be in it
2:44 Super roll 🤣🤣
Super Roll Yep And FREEZE TREE😂🤣😂
They're gonna love you downtown Jughead! 😂
1:26 That’s it THAT IS IT
So we just gon ignore the fact that they assaulted Officer Lister with the water guns. 😅
0:37
0:39 “I will shoot you.”
You shoot them, and you’re gonna get arrested for child homicide