@@armaanjitsingh1454There was this girl in high school who went off at me about an “accent” I supposedly had, then the next day she blamed her behavior on being hungry
This ending is one of the funniest events in cinematic history. I shall cherish it. It perfectly sums up how utterly deranged the rest of the movie was.
Crazy thing is she was one of my picks for Spider Gwen. Then if there was ever a crossover with mcu spiderman and she met Zendaya’s MJ, they could’ve made a joke like “have we met before?”
VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing THE LAST DANCE) MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB) And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT AVI ARAD ruined everything again And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB
LMAO I saw this on Valentine’s Day with my daughter and it was GOD AWFUL. A month later and I’m still laughing my ass of at reviews on IMDB and looking for scenes like this so I can cry tears laughing at its stupidity. THANK YOU Dakota Johnson. Now you have a career in comedies. I can see you doing Scary Movie 6.
considering it is at best a slight profit - at worst a loss after the marketing and extra costs of reshoots and such are factored in. As it's grossed $97m against an $80m budget. Yeah, it wont get a sequel.
Maybe not a direct sequel, but they're definitely getting used in this Sinister Six thing they're building to. If they've got Sydney Sweeney under contract there's no way in hell they're not collecting on that.
I guess we could say that but I gotta say that before I saw that movie I didn’t really realize that her power of premonition seemed like a curse at the firsts manifestations.
“You know the best thing about the future it hasn’t happened yet cause we won’t be getting any sequels cause the movie sucks and did not live up to it’s expectations.”
The movie was fine and I would love to see a sequel with the girls and their origin stories. I love Dakota as an actress but she seems like she would be a better playing a villain character in the comic world than a hero. Plus, we really can’t blame the actresses. They all did great. I for one blame Sony, Marvel, and even DC for these ok female heroic movies since the pandemic. Not to mention Marvel did wrong on Scarlett Johansson with streaming and opening weekend at the same time. They didn’t do that for the other Marvel movies during pandemic. Her opening weekend would have made double or even triple the numbers domestically.
While I didn't love Madame Web, I didn't hate it either, & while it wasn't as good as Venom, it was better than Morbius. I think the problem is Sony is still trying to do a live-action Spider-Verse but without Garfield as Spider-Man & instead are making movies about his villains & side characters.
Bad writing, bad, editing, bad dialogue, bad acting, and last but not least a bad movie. Also how is dakota Johnson getting work all of her line delivery sounds the same in every movie regardless of the moment. She could be sad, happy, mad, excited, or scared and you could never tell the difference. Shes like the room level bad I mean Abella danger acts better than her.
Lol I'm actually shocked this was even green lit. Whoever said yes to this, whoever made it, whoever allowed it to be released or left in the film should be sacked ASAP. That final scene of them in costumes, it's like a b side dvd from the 1990s. They have officially killed any attempt they were making at any future linked films. Dakota Johnson must be so embarrassed.
I watched this movie at home out of curiosity, and Two Things... 1. Sorry, Jared Leto. 2. I paused this movie at least 7-8 times to get a break and have some energy to get this over with. I saw it two days ago and the only character whose name I can recall was Peter's uncle because I knew him beforehand. I want to say this with utmost sincerity, Tommy Wiseau's The Room was more entertaining than this, at least for me.
After WW84, Birds of Prey, and The Marvels. I didn’t think they could produce a worse “girl boss” movie about women “embracing their inner power”. But Madame Web proved me wrong. Whose idea was this and are they unemployed now?
Ha! Like this movie will get a sequel. Lets just add this to the "failed movie franchise" list. Right up there with the last Airbender he-man Masters of the Universe (1987) my pet monster super Mario Bros 1993 and about a half a dozen more films that i won't name cause you probably haven't seen them
They all seem so tired and drained and knowledgeable of the insane monster, that isn't worthy of the name of Spider-Man or Peter Parker, they've helped forge.
Reuse? When I realized this, I was excited. Madame Webb's capabilities are immeasurable. I sensed a multiverse. I love the Sam version. Expect more in the future
Deleted post credit scene: *20 years later* Madame Web: You can come out now. I know you're there. Vulture: Mrs. Webb, you have some interested powers. I'm Adrian tomes and I'm here to talk about the sinister 6 initiate. Madame Web: Intriguing.
this ending is so funny cause why is she about 5 years older than all of them and speaking like she is their mother, maybe they should have cast someone in their 50's who still looks young to play the role
“You know the best thing about the future? We won’t be getting a sequel in it.”
Definitely
Only in many years, as is done with many movies now
Amen 🙏
And I’m probably one the only ones hoping it does. Which is kinda sad.?
Who knows, that can change and we may have it.
That nurse just goes around, checking which groups of people are immediate family 😂
Yes that is one thing a nurse does ask depending on the situation
You'd think this would be the part where she lets Cassie know she's blind and paralyzed. They never even say so. We just assume.
Talking about how awesome they are in the future and I’m just sitting there thinking
“Why wasn’t THAT the movie?”😵💫
Because apparently this was a prequel explaining how each of the spider girls got their powers and how they met
@@myaedelman well it explained how they met
@@myaedelmanA prequel that won't be getting a sequel 😂
@@myaedelmanTell me how this movie explained how those girls got the powers?
No. But if Sony learned from their mistakes, which is very concerning, I hope to see these 3 girls in a future story with a better script.
2:08 so not only they reused insomniac Spider man theme but also reused a Tobey's spider man 2 scene. Ye Sony needs give up the spider man rights
It is just similar but not EXACTLY the same.
@@rafaelarcas942You're defending this comparison like you prefer "Ice Ice Baby" than "Under Pressure"
@@geraltofrivia4107 well, for years and years, some musical compositions and themes songs had always being similar so I get used to.
No and I only say that because of the Animated Spider-Verse.
No. Disney has no business making Marvel charachters about comedy n shiiii
2:15 LMAO WTF WAS THAT I'M DEAD💀
She thought she was hulk for a second she forgot what character she was playing lmao
She was hangry bro 😂
It was the Kung Pow chicken
She's smashing the air💀
Lmao 😂
Imagine paying actual money to see this in theaters.
This movie was actually good. Those who haven't seen it just love to hate.
As a person who did, worth every penny.
Cant wait to see it again.
ive seen it and i can confirm its gash
@@91MoonKnight good at visual, the cast not too bad, but the logic is so silly, the villain is too weak
It was an OK film. I didn't feel it was bad I just felt they could have done more
At 2:14 what exactly did she do? I'm so confused. She unironically said "RAHHHH!". That's freaking awesome.
She was hangry bro
This made me lol@@armaanjitsingh1454
It's all Sony fault this movie failed. It was not the actors. They need new writers and directors.
I agree with that
They hired great talents. It's Somy itself.
Nah bro the actors were also cringe af
How about cancelled all spin off Spider-Man movies and make the amazing Spider-Man 3
They tried bringing back early 2000s Marvel.
1:36 at least the sneeze sounded real
Pity
In fairness it’s not hard to fake
2:15 the fuck was she screaming about?😂
tax probably
😂😂😂
She was hangry bro
She forgot she's not Hulk
@@armaanjitsingh1454There was this girl in high school who went off at me about an “accent” I supposedly had, then the next day she blamed her behavior on being hungry
2:50 the random noise of the chair I can't
Imagine making a Marvel movie with four superhero women, and they don't use their powers and wear their costume for only 1 minute of the entire thing
This was just the story line. There is obviously gonna be a second movie. Grow up
@@Reese_Hellokitty.4
💀💀💀
@@bluephoenix_z3364 ?
@@Reese_Hellokitty.4bruh said a second movie 😂
@@MoneyTrees2012 . ok?
"Its webin time"
Nah, I'd Web.
Have you seen my webs 😂
"Are you webin because your web, or are you web because your webin?"
The best thing about the future is that it will never happen
02:08 and 02:13
They reused footage from Sam Raimi's spider-man 2. They couldn't even make their own material for this disaster
"You know the best thing about the future? It hasn't happened yet."
This was actually written by someone in Hollywood, good grief
"You know the best thing about shoes? They go on your feet." 🙄😂
@@evolutionizer15you know the best thing about shoes? There’s always a matching pair
If madam web was a file I would delete it
Don't forget to empty the recycle bin.
Who would have thought that Madame Web would inherit both Matt Murdoch and Charles Xavier’s disabilities.
This ending is one of the funniest events in cinematic history. I shall cherish it. It perfectly sums up how utterly deranged the rest of the movie was.
They look like they're gonna cross over the Legends of Tomorrow studio set
Why the hell is her suit so goofy
I like it, the design that’s cool for me, the problem is the glasses, which are horrible.
@@elespantapajaros7895 Thats my main gripe
Proof that not everything has to be comic accurate:
If this was a whole movie of Sweeney as Spider Woman, this is breaking records
Crazy thing is she was one of my picks for Spider Gwen. Then if there was ever a crossover with mcu spiderman and she met Zendaya’s MJ, they could’ve made a joke like “have we met before?”
Dude I would pay a load of money
They should get Sydney Sweeney as Black cat for Spider-Man 4
@@Karlebow571funny you should say that cause marvel just offered her the role to play Black cat
Are any of them even techies?
How are they gonna get the teched out suits and gadgets?
Manhelp from Stark, but unmentioned in movie cuz obviously GIRLPOWER nuisance
From their sugar daddies
There were a few scenes that hinted Anya being interested in science. Probably her.
it will be ironheart. a girl version of ironman. she was in a former movie. cant remember because it was forgettable filler
I remember Ironheart from Wakanda Forever. Never saw the movie tho
2:15 💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
NEVER! 🗣️😂
Such a Peak cinema ending. Might be the best spiderman film 😭
VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing THE LAST DANCE)
MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB)
And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT
AVI ARAD ruined everything again
And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB
Blame Tom Rothman
Holding thumbs that Kraven might be actually decent. The trailer did make it look like fun live action flick, even if not being canon to comics.
@@JustSomeGuyLV Morbius also looked decent with the trailer, until the movie came out
Same thing will be with Kraven
@@Zombiesnyder13can't deny that
@@JustSomeGuyLVit's rated R. So?
LMAO I saw this on Valentine’s Day with my daughter and it was GOD AWFUL. A month later and I’m still laughing my ass of at reviews on IMDB and looking for scenes like this so I can cry tears laughing at its stupidity. THANK YOU Dakota Johnson. Now you have a career in comedies. I can see you doing Scary Movie 6.
my sister saw this movie on her first date 😭💀
Also why is she looking out the window if she's blind? 😭😭😭
cause she can see but she also can’t see or some money grabbing shit
I’m crying laughing 😂😂😂😂
2:15 when the last Chick-fil-A in your city has closed
2:15 who stole homegirls comic con tickets
why she so passionately mad in that goofy outfit? 😭
It was put out by Sony. I can totally understand why we got what we got. I blame no one but them.
It’s funny that people think there won’t be a sequel….
considering it is at best a slight profit - at worst a loss after the marketing and extra costs of reshoots and such are factored in. As it's grossed $97m against an $80m budget. Yeah, it wont get a sequel.
They should honestly make one. It's a cult film at this point
@@soixantecroissantsCult film of movies being so bad that they earn their special place amidst worst movies selection? We can agree to that 🤡👍
@@brazzb761 never say never, my friend never say never
Maybe not a direct sequel, but they're definitely getting used in this Sinister Six thing they're building to. If they've got Sydney Sweeney under contract there's no way in hell they're not collecting on that.
Best part of this is 3:38
Madame Web is a combination of Professor X & Daredevil. Again just asking/saying!!
I guess we could say that but I gotta say that before I saw that movie I didn’t really realize that her power of premonition seemed like a curse at the firsts manifestations.
Why am I laughing at this?
Because it sucked! 😂
It's ok to laugh at parodies 😊
@@I-speak-U-shut-it it's all make sense now
@@StanvilleBrownAH HAHAHAHA Thanks🤣
I just bursted out laughing. This is self parody.
truly one of the most iconic scenes of cinema history
“You know the best thing about the future it hasn’t happened yet cause we won’t be getting any sequels cause the movie sucks and did not live up to it’s expectations.”
0:18 so she knows that Peter's parents will die in a violent plane crash and will do nothing about it????
The movie was fine and I would love to see a sequel with the girls and their origin stories. I love Dakota as an actress but she seems like she would be a better playing a villain character in the comic world than a hero. Plus, we really can’t blame the actresses. They all did great. I for one blame Sony, Marvel, and even DC for these ok female heroic movies since the pandemic. Not to mention Marvel did wrong on Scarlett Johansson with streaming and opening weekend at the same time. They didn’t do that for the other Marvel movies during pandemic. Her opening weekend would have made double or even triple the numbers domestically.
While I didn't love Madame Web, I didn't hate it either, & while it wasn't as good as Venom, it was better than Morbius. I think the problem is Sony is still trying to do a live-action Spider-Verse but without Garfield as Spider-Man & instead are making movies about his villains & side characters.
Nurse: "are you all immediate family?"
Madame web: "yes, they're all mine
Nurse: "Ok, so Dr Morbius will be in shortly to check you over"
2:14 CHILEEE 😂😂
FRAAAANCE 😂
События Мадам Паутина происходят в одной вселенной с фильмами Томми Вайсо😁
2:08 - 2:24 They should have given us this movie. Or this part at 3:01 - 3:15. What a waste.
2:50
The wheelchair just kills me for some reason 😂
2:14
BEWARE MY 8-LEGGED JUSTICE!!!
It was very mean to those girls to convince them that there was going to be a sequel where they had superpowers and costumes.
Bad writing, bad, editing, bad dialogue, bad acting, and last but not least a bad movie. Also how is dakota Johnson getting work all of her line delivery sounds the same in every movie regardless of the moment. She could be sad, happy, mad, excited, or scared and you could never tell the difference. Shes like the room level bad I mean Abella danger acts better than her.
She is dreadful. Was it ever explained why her character needed to be a paramedic who didn't care about her patients?
Apparently she benefits from nepotism
A young hero has been born
It feels like titok shit😂..rather then a movie old era of tobey was really golden era
Lol I'm actually shocked this was even green lit. Whoever said yes to this, whoever made it, whoever allowed it to be released or left in the film should be sacked ASAP. That final scene of them in costumes, it's like a b side dvd from the 1990s. They have officially killed any attempt they were making at any future linked films. Dakota Johnson must be so embarrassed.
Saw this and wow can't believe the budget was 89 million dollars lmfao
*eighty million LOL
2:15 Was that scream really necessary?
I watched this movie at home out of curiosity, and Two Things...
1. Sorry, Jared Leto.
2. I paused this movie at least 7-8 times to get a break and have some energy to get this over with. I saw it two days ago and the only character whose name I can recall was Peter's uncle because I knew him beforehand. I want to say this with utmost sincerity, Tommy Wiseau's The Room was more entertaining than this, at least for me.
I’m also feel sorry for Dakota Johnson and rest cast in this movie
2:15...what...the actual freak was that scream?! It amazes me that this is a spider man film, yet it's bad. Very bad.
After WW84, Birds of Prey, and The Marvels. I didn’t think they could produce a worse “girl boss” movie about women “embracing their inner power”. But Madame Web proved me wrong.
Whose idea was this and are they unemployed now?
Ha! Like this movie will get a sequel. Lets just add this to the "failed movie franchise" list. Right up there with the last Airbender he-man Masters of the Universe (1987) my pet monster super Mario Bros 1993 and about a half a dozen more films that i won't name cause you probably haven't seen them
“It hasn’t happened yet” and it never will
Sony needs to give up and hand creative control back to Feige. Stick to SpiderVerse and Insomniac.
Agreed. That or actually make a 4th movie in the Raimiverse.
You like what Insomniac is doing?
If they do then we won’t get conclusions of beyond the spider verse and PS5 spider man 3
Now a days super hero movies feels like shows made for kids.
Because it's for kids
@@Ammarnafiz12345Now Deadpool it ain't. KID😂
@@I-speak-U-shut-itwith FOX still having the rights which sadly they don’t cuz apparently everything is supposed to be for kids but Fox cooked BIG
Sorry to break it to you but they always were.
This is definitely one of the movies ever.
2:45 imagine if the wheelchair sped up and she went through the window
I like the movie very much. I don't read comics. I'd love to watch it again.
People were saying this was at least better than Morbius? 😭 this is one of the worst looking big budget Hollywood movies I’ve ever seen
Loved this movie, can't wait for the sequel when they become spider heroes
"So when are we gonna get an actual movie about Spider-people?"
"That's the neat part, you won't"
0:34 imagine if she just said no I’m this random woman who is kidnapping these girls
Was this supposed to be bad? If so then it’s GENIUS
What's with the extra low volume upload?
Why she screamed like that 💀
Idk.....
White-shaming?
@@tagir9123 that makes sense
They all seem so tired and drained and knowledgeable of the insane monster, that isn't worthy of the name of Spider-Man or Peter Parker, they've helped forge.
This is the only full clip I've seen of this movie, and i think I've seen enough
Going to watch Spider Man animated series now. Oh hey Madame Web and the Beyonder
Lmao?? Someone actually wrote these lines.....and the epic music??? Wtf! Lmaooooooo. Oh man. This is a masterpiece
Y'all owe Morbius an apology after this.
Maybe not a sequel,but appearances in the near future ,don’t let Sony /marvel surprise you ,they have plans,not saying anything..😊
And people said Catwoman was the worst superhero movie ever
Cowboy Bebop stripped every movie/series the ambition of getting the “Worst ending ever” title 😢. I feel for this movie.
1:11 did they really leave the Twin Towers in???
Cassandra: You know the best thing about the future? It hasn’t happened yet.
Nostalgia Critic: Nor will it.
"That's what he thinks." So she knows Peters parents are gonna die and shows that in a line like this...💀
It according to Miguel it is canon event
@@Karlebow571 yup, but still...
Reuse?
When I realized this, I was excited.
Madame Webb's capabilities are immeasurable.
I sensed a multiverse.
I love the Sam version.
Expect more in the future
You know the best thing about the future? It hasn't happened and it never will because there won't be a sequel nor reference again ever
I would be pissed if I paid to watch this entire movie.
straight up robbed insomniacs Spiderman theme song
Fun fact: there was gotta be a scene where tom holland spiderman was gotta fight ezkiel sims in the movie but end up of being a concept art
BLESS YOU ANYA..!!!!!
We will get a fucking sequel to fix the failure of the first film guys. Dakota wont fuck with us despite the failure that this shit went.
Deleted post credit scene:
*20 years later*
Madame Web: You can come out now. I know you're there.
Vulture: Mrs. Webb, you have some interested powers. I'm Adrian tomes and I'm here to talk about the sinister 6 initiate.
Madame Web: Intriguing.
"The best thing about the future is that it hasn't happened yet"
And hopefully it never will
Such wasted potential for the spider women, by that I mean we never got to see how they got their powers and suits.
this ending is so funny cause why is she about 5 years older than all of them and speaking like she is their mother, maybe they should have cast someone in their 50's who still looks young to play the role
Imagine suiting up as Spider women and only got 3 seconds of screentime? Defook!
It’s Madame time
I didn't see this in the theater and now feel I have seen all I need to see.
This Feels Like An Ending To Xmen
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
Something I like is how they referenced Uncle Ben at the beginning and Madame Web is like "Nah, he'll be Peter's Dad"
50 shades of web
Can't wait for part two