@@IamaPERSON yes and depending on the weed your first time will either be your worst or best, so you'll either get really shitty weed that leaves a taste on your tongue, or you'll get a super mellow high, its why when good weed exists and someone has grown it they are most likely wearing masks to stop from getting high, yes you can get high from weed even if you don't smoke it, depending on the weed.
After destroying the world, making a cult and ruining people's lives, Kevin decides to be a Chad and deal weed... And he still ruins it. Never change my dude.
"I'm not trying to be a gangster, I'm trying to burn myself alive" is the perfect quote to explain this video, actually, explain Kevin's channel itself...
You walk into a pot shop and get in line behind 4 other people, After 3min of nobody moving you realize there isn't anyone behind the counter; "Hey, is there anybody working here?" You ask. "Oh yeah, that's what I was doing" says the third guy in line as he steps out and starts serving customers again...
"Go away or I'll call the cops, and by call the cops I mean beat you with my stick" There's the big brain play. Cut out the middle man and do it yourself!
when kevin drinks all those soda's in the end, it gives me the same energy as when he played that streamer game and ordered all those whole pigs at the end and then they came and blocked him inside his house and the video ends with him yelling about his "piggies"
You do realise he already has right? If he was going to do a full series on them, I’m sure he already would have. I hope you find the video he did of him playing both games!
@@aHumanBeing97 I want him to play the newer 2D mobile games. They're a mix of frustrating and funny. He would probably have a blast playing them and it'll make a fantastic video.
@@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 I played the Hard Time one a while back, I thought the mobile games came first? There is that added stupidity to the games. Being very easy to climb the fence and rejoin society being one of them 😂
The only reason you didn't understand this game was because you skipped Weed Shop 1, you don't get the highly cerebral well written masterpiece of a plot.
In year 4 and 5 me and my friends found this game on our iPads, during school we would just start playing this. To this day we still praise the bongo man. Somehow it was a fun game, idk
8ths for $60... that's outrageous for street value, but unbelievably bad pricing for somewhere legal... yep that's right I'm so cool that I understand marijuana prices 😎
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"my shop looks so awful no-one will rob it". What a great business strategy
Also a good way to avoid getting your car stolen, park next to much nicer vehicles.
Also here's another one, dress like a homeless person everytime you go outside
Pretty much all the stores in our town follow that strategy.
I believe that is the Primark strategy
Honestly these NPCs should know what they're getting into when they walk into a closet-sized store filled with balloons run by a man holding a stick
Him saying “hey there friends, how’s it going” will never get old
Hello Tonsils
it releases the serotonin, as the kids say
@tizbean how and why and who ever said that
Hello Tonsils, i am friend
@@tree4318 • The kids said it
Kevin would be the type of person to carry around a neon sign with "BUY DRUGS FROM ME" on it
Hey there fellow.....Human! Do u wanna buy some marijuana? Except ur an undercover cop... than i'll definitely don't sell drugs......😬
Finally, a description that perfectly matches Kevin's personality
Yes 🤣🤣
The the cop comes up to Kevin and he shows them some Panadol and acts confused to why the cop came up to him.
There’s a weed store in my city and they have a sign spinner that wears a suit of weed
Only Kevin would run a store that sells drugs and end up getting addicted to balloons
My first thought on seeing the balloons was Pennywise saying "We all smoke down here, you'll smoke too."
Bruh 😂🤣😭
You know it's bad when even NPCs in weed video games wear masks.
Nah it's good weed, that's why.
Honest question, but if anyone has smoked weed before, what's it like?
@@IamaPERSON you become slow
@@joetokyo1158 like, you move slow, does it feel like time slows down?
@@IamaPERSON yes and depending on the weed your first time will either be your worst or best, so you'll either get really shitty weed that leaves a taste on your tongue, or you'll get a super mellow high, its why when good weed exists and someone has grown it they are most likely wearing masks to stop from getting high, yes you can get high from weed even if you don't smoke it, depending on the weed.
After destroying the world, making a cult and ruining people's lives, Kevin decides to be a Chad and deal weed...
And he still ruins it. Never change my dude.
Other TH-camrs: "if I say a bad word like "shit" my video is gonna be demonitised"
Meanwhile Kevin:"Haha I sell weed"
So this is what happens after TH-cam for Kevin, he deals out weed in Ireland
@butter trinity kind of.
"I'm not trying to be a gangster, I'm trying to burn myself alive" is the perfect quote to explain this video, actually, explain Kevin's channel itself...
When Kevin sells weed: “do you want cocaine with that?”
you’re getting me through all this bs in the world rn
No one cares
@@slippinjimmy3217 Don't be like that, cmon :/
@@mothsarecool432 she act like she the only one
@@slippinjimmy3217 you don’t know what they’re going through rn, don’t be mean :(
Customers: _wait 7 hours in line_
Kevin: Okay I have more product!
Customers: Well now I don’t want it
We came for good Christian content and Kevin delivered the devil's lettuce
Face reveal at 3 million?
😳
He haa
??? Turg is pleased with sacrifice
I see Kevin’s previous retail experience is finally coming in to play 😂
"Stop leveling up, I just want to water my plants 😔"
Reminds me of the clip from one of his videos where he says
Yes Yes Do Drugs
You walk into a pot shop and get in line behind 4 other people,
After 3min of nobody moving you realize there isn't anyone behind the counter;
"Hey, is there anybody working here?"
You ask.
"Oh yeah, that's what I was doing" says the third guy in line as he steps out and starts serving customers again...
"why don't I just sell the free samples, why do they have to be free?" 😂
"We don't need that kind of enthusiasm"
Appearently, you didn't sell weed.
wow kevin i know covid has everyone short on money but i would’ve never guessed you resorting to being a drug dealer....😐
but like how much for a g?
Kevin: "I don't want the balloons"
Also Kevin: **places every balloon**
The question is..
*Why does Kevin like playing games about crime and drugs so much*
“Hey! I’ve just opened a weed shop!”
~Kevin being subtle
Weed shop 2 a cinematic masterpiece
1:27 - Sometimes I wonder if you smoke pot but after you just did the hang loose sign and said dope I've realized I was clearly wrong.
The balloons hit different after that more recent video with the man attracted to balloons
0:30 - The guy kind of looks like Todd Chrisly. (I wish I didn't know that, but that crappy show of his is one of my mother's favorites. . .)
“I’m just a grown man who loves his balloons.”
Kevin 2021
I’d disagree, I just stopped by the other day and you were an absolute delight!
That being said, you just gave me a balloon and some cans of soda.
4:34 Fun fact: the "Palm hold fist" salute (Bao Quan) is a common greeting derived from Chinese martial arts.
"Go away or I'll call the cops, and by call the cops I mean beat you with my stick"
There's the big brain play. Cut out the middle man and do it yourself!
Ah he’s finally learning his type of viewers
Yesss kevin possibly my fav video lmao
Drugs lolz
I wouldn't know whether to run or cheer if I walked in my dipso and saw Kevin behind the counter
Day thirty 5 (I think) of telling Kevin “I love and understand this content”
And also asking for a twitch emote of Jesus doing yoga
oh my god YES that'd be amazing haha
Yoga Jesus is all we need! Him and our dear leader Jim of course
Your retail job was Weed Shop 1, and this is the sequel calling you back.
I'll have 5 kilograms of basil
Imaging walking down a street and seeing a guy advertising a weed shop
That sounds like a normal day in some Dutch cities 😌
when kevin drinks all those soda's in the end, it gives me the same energy as when he played that streamer game and ordered all those whole pigs at the end and then they came and blocked him inside his house and the video ends with him yelling about his "piggies"
"Douche Cola"
"Orange Diarrhea Blast"
"F**K! It's Grape"
I'm already laughing out loud at the title
Best koffie shop in town I see
Nug Tugget sold the shop to Kevin for some "Alien" blu rays
Person: *makes pokemon go reference* "Are there any pokemon around?"
Kevin: "Ah, is that some drug lingo Idk about?"
Day 6 of asking Kevin to play ice age: scrats nutty adventure
Kevin:This will solve world hunger
Me:THATS SODA
Drug dealer simulator gotta see him run from the boys🤣🤣
Kevin doing what a true cult leader does
If I went to the dispo and saw Kevin behind the counter, I wouldn't trust anything they sell
Videos been up for 40 mins and it’s already on 2.3k likes - And I thought I was the only stoner that watched CallMeKevin 😎
After a long day it's nice too laugh at your videos. Thanks Kevo
Kevin: why don't I have any customers
Also Kevin: beating innocent civilians mercilessly with a stick
The way he told people to get out of his shop, he reminds me of bernard from black books
Even Kevin knows the rule, don't get high on your own supply
Day 8 of asking Kevo to play Mat Dickie games.
Hey Jim, that’s my dynamite. Give it back or I’ll show you what it’s for.
You do realise he already has right? If he was going to do a full series on them, I’m sure he already would have. I hope you find the video he did of him playing both games!
@@aHumanBeing97 I want him to play the newer 2D mobile games. They're a mix of frustrating and funny. He would probably have a blast playing them and it'll make a fantastic video.
@@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 I played the Hard Time one a while back, I thought the mobile games came first? There is that added stupidity to the games. Being very easy to climb the fence and rejoin society being one of them 😂
Kevin is the least chill weed dealer I've ever seen.
“Dammit, Wesley!”
alternate title: I start a weed store but it's just a balloon store
Ima smoke up while watching this, amazing timing
Day 332 of telling Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game
When you asked if they don’t know how to make a queue, I knew that game takes place in America, at least some of them are wearing masks hahahaha
Kevin returns to being a store owner
wow, kevin does borderline hate crimes this time
The only reason you didn't understand this game was because you skipped Weed Shop 1, you don't get the highly cerebral well written masterpiece of a plot.
“well this guy isn’t gonna beat himself” 😳
Kevin?! Horrible dealer?! Never.
4:37 he's clearly from the fire nation, kevin.
Surprised you didn’t wait 8 more days to post this 😂
That "missing cat" poster with the possum was from Halo ce right? On the pinboard outside of the bridge of the Pillar Of Autumn
This game has weed physics.
Kevin is the type or person, that would open the weed shop infront of police station.
I only buy from businesses that have people come outside and beat me up with a stick.
weed shop 2 has been a more anticipated sequel than shrek 5 and weed shop 1
I see Kevin found the stash of Gamer Dip.
So this is where Jim Pickens bought whatever he is on
Kevin is Weed bro . Potato no more.
now is 3!
i mean id probably wait for hours, im a lazy stoner so id just sit and dissociate until u pass me the "sample" i wouldnt even notice xD
A legalize weed shop, kevin why is it so busy 😂😂
Alternate Title- Weed Shop but I am a grown man who likes balloons
This game really makes you FEEL like a drug dealer
Hey, don’t put yourself down Kevin! You’re an amazing drug dealer!
3:56 FFS it's a halo CE anniversary reference
In year 4 and 5 me and my friends found this game on our iPads, during school we would just start playing this. To this day we still praise the bongo man.
Somehow it was a fun game, idk
'weed shop but i am a horrible dealer' wait, isn't having a shop selling weed bad?
Cmon I was doing homework what the feck
4:13 dude said choke
The cat found poster is a reference to Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary
Why am I not surprised, after all this is what you do all the time. Being the best.
The AI are obviously American. We don't know how to stand in line. We don't need to wait, 'Merica!
Kevin eats humans, less norse, boom
8ths for $60... that's outrageous for street value, but unbelievably bad pricing for somewhere legal...
yep that's right I'm so cool that I understand marijuana prices 😎
Ironically the one video I didn't watch high 😂😂
Still ran it better than in quebec in first couple months, wait at least 30 min to get in the store and they had nothing
Brev, legit surprised this video isn't taken down yet....
Literally no matter what he plays, he breaks it in the first 10 minutes, lol
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