To be or not to be that is the question whether it is more noble in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against them in a sea of troubles and by opposing end then. To die, to sleep
No one: Swagger: To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. To die-to sleep, No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream-ay, there's the rub: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause-there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th'unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pitch and moment With this regard their currents turn awry And lose the name of action.
“Bro please let me help you! Oh no! If only it could’ve been me instead. I’ll bury your body in the forest like you asked if you ever died, bestie.” - Samuel Woodward
Glad to know this is where I can get comedy that isn’t forced for once. *watches video* “We should make that southern border wall, uhhhhh, completely out of juuls” *5 seconds of silence* “Hahahah!”
My roomate and I were playing this on the TV while we were cleaning. He took a hit right before Swagger started reciting Shakespeare, and his eyes went super wide and got this "WTF" look on his face 😂
@@EdwardJamesKenway... wait... What???? I've been watching misfits for like a year and im wondering who's that laugh belongs and it's swagger?????!!!!!!
The Mexico/US border is approximately 3145 km long or 3,145,000,000 cm long. A juuls width is about 1.5 cm so making on layer of juuls would take about 209,666,667 juuls. A juul is about 50 dollars Canadian before tax meaning one layer would cost about 10,483,333,350 dollars. The highest ever recorded high jump is 2.45 m or 245 cm. A juul is 9.5 cm tall so it would take about 26 juuls to be achieve the a greater height than 245 cm. That means the making a wall that high would take 5,451,333,342 juuls and cost 272,566,667,100 dollars.
@@sespis2r Nope gonna laugh at your pathetic normie ass cause you think that you're do witty even though you're some low life loser defending a norme platfrom
Raccooneggs be like: "You ever just penis, like penis balls dick vagina?" *silence "What? HAHHAHAHHAHA" "Yeah dude I'm like really high rn, I'm on the weed, I'm playing CSGO while smoking weed, I'M INHALING MARIJUANA DUDE I'M SO HIGH LIKE I'M ON DRUGS LIKE WEED DUDE"
Crunchy Cornflakes figured out why city boys don’t drive lifted trucks very much SWAAAOAS YYEAAAHH HEH 🎤🐢 انا البطة الشلبية بسبح في وسط المية اجوني اثنين شرطية قالولي وين الهوية قلتلهم سقطت في المية قالولي يلا على الشرطة قلتلهم
figured out why city boys don’t drive lifted trucks very much SWAAAOAS YYEAAAHH HEH 🎤🐢 انا البطة الشلبية بسبح في وسط المية اجوني اثنين شرطية قالولي وين الهوية قلتلهم سقطت في المية قالولي يلا على الشرطة قلتلهم
Lmao bro, the fact that absolutely nobody understands the Samuel Woodward and “gonna cry? Maybe piss your pants?” Memes shows just how distant the underground (inner) ifunny communities are from other platforms like Instagram and TH-cam, and that’s a good thing imo.
Okay that proves that ifunny has big gay and is irrelevant, (inner Ricescum) BUT DID YOU USE FUCKING INSTAGRAM AS A MEME FOR NON UNDERGROUND MEME SOURCES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
iFunny is just too fucking full of cancer to be taken seriously period. I used to use that app every fucking day back in 2017 and it was so depressing. I genuinely don't think a single even remotely funny original meme came out of that app, and the feature list was so fucked you'd literally get the same meme 3 fucking times in a row.
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Sorry for missing last Saturday's upload! Enjoy this mid week vid, and keep an eye out for another vid this weekend ;)
NP mate😀
Dad
vamolospibeeee
Forst
SwaggerSouls daddy
(Wakes up in cold sweat at 3AM)
THATS WHAT THE KNEE GEARS JOKE MEANT
🅺🅽🅴🅴
🅶🅴🅰🆁🆂
That was literally me but with the *W E A T H E R*
Thousands of noons including fucktards from the video really don’t get it.
Panickingfangirlofawesomeness ! I came back to this comment 10 months later now I get it
I swear Grizzy’s been 17 for like 3 years now
its weird to think that im older than him
He's like Stewie from fucking Family Guy
what the fuck
Dread Wolf this comment makes me wanna die
Dread Wolf no he is MINE
Swag, is just a demi-God for memorizing the "to be or not to be"
@Tom Phelps mmmm yes indeed
All to try and get laid in college
To be or not to be that is the question whether it is more noble in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against them in a sea of troubles and by opposing end then. To die, to sleep
I had actually memorized it too after being inspired by Swagger, also in hopes of getting laid, ofc, my dick remains unlocked and dry
@@alexskocy9948 No more and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to tis a consummation
9:50 so we all just gonna ignore that he massacred that chicken
He's black. Voodoo KFC is his religion so you can't say anything.
J Train I was bout to say that lol
J Train peta gonna get pissed
J Train *INALES*... yes
I am the 1000th like. You're welcome.
It's the best thing ever to see ifunny commentators complain about someone else's humor sense
Everyone hates the features on IFunny, at least the tight nit community I know that get their memes stolen and put on reddit
Ay papi, hope you don’t get fucked by TH-cam
Jameskii Yo do you like my comment
Cock Master don’t threaten me with a good time ;)
Jameskii because ifunny is actually funny and has a decent community unlike TH-cam and your unfunny shit
3:34
"2019's gonna be lit boys"
Me, watching this in 2020: Yeah, it was...
Yeah...
Who’s ready for when I return next month
Dio Brando ZA WARUDO my boi
It u again
The last good year
Me, watching this in 2022: Holy shit was a long time ago, I already forgot that it was lit
9:52 “OR NOT TO BEEeeeee” made me laugh way more than I should havr
Leaving a comment to always remember the timestamp. Thanks
Yee
Only liked to get it to 369 likes
No one:
Swagger: To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die-to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream-ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause-there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th'unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.
Weather tis nobler in the mind to suffer slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of trouble and by opposing end them.
Best scream from swaggersouls made me laugh so hard
3:34
.
I'm watching thisnshit in my study hall, and I am bouta burst out laughing.
LMAO
Swagger just recited Shakespeare.... WTF?!
Edible loving weed smoking Lord of Sunlight Swagger is a fucking poet and don’t you forget it ;)
XD
Demise quest it’s not the whole quote but that’s impressive.
he sounded so beautiful too
Saboteur watching Blaze Bernstein fall on a knife 47 times
*laugh track ensues*
“Bro please let me help you! Oh no! If only it could’ve been me instead. I’ll bury your body in the forest like you asked if you ever died, bestie.” - Samuel Woodward
@@coralanturn LankanPork
Wewerty exactly he also said sub to bruhmoment_ on IFunny
still the greatest shitpost ever
Sab after Blaze falls 47 consecutive times on top of a knife
"Oh pardon me..."
"You wanna fxckin' kiss or something?!?!"
"..... Get away from me....."
Hahahaha that is gold
haha, no...
unless?
People: Makes a well made joke
Swagger: Knee gears
*confused noises*
@Jakob May Haa you fucking nerd. Get better at the game bitch..
I am sarcastic and joking don't @ me.
@@Enforcedcraft @you
@@Super-wx6br@me
@@Super-wx6br lmao
@@Enforcedcraft :
now this is an ifunny epic
MrMemeio my favorite rust TH-camr right here
MrMemeio do you like my Comment
Love your rust bro
mr memeio i love your vids
Would like, but it's a perfect 420 as of now
These videos is just Fitz failing at executing the joke and swagger being high af it's fucking great
Gonna cry? Higgs boson?
Thank you for this comment
Woah swagger be careful you might fall on a knife 47 times
Glad to know this is where I can get comedy that isn’t forced for once.
*watches video*
“We should make that southern border wall, uhhhhh, completely out of juuls”
*5 seconds of silence*
“Hahahah!”
Flat Earth Boy we both know you dont laugh at those pics, only blow your nose extra hard
Flat Earth Boy looks like someone didn’t watch the video
Chase Decker "Funny deep voice csgo man" isnt funny, his humor is forced and boring because it literally is only based on shock value.
Tanman829 or you know, puns, word play, and actual structured jokes, unlike ipolitics
@@Tanman829 mate its called different types of humour for different types of people
9:56
... Jesus I wasn't expecting that. XD
Swagger: **exists**
also swagger: *aaaaAAAAAAHHHH*
Best comment ever
Tyler1 Jr
3:41
"uhh do you guys ever jus ummg smoke weed and have sex?" *3 seconds of silence before 6 people wheeze at once*
Yeah, thats fitz and swaggersouls in a nutshell
Yeah these dudes have no sense of humor whatsoever
Time of video plese?
they never claimed to have The sex in this video you deserve to be slapped
Slapps i bet you use ifunny lmfaooo
I spy with my little eye... _an ifunny watermark._
I spy with my little eye... _an unfunny commenter._
you deadass took this comment
comment_bot.exe has broken
Daniel back at it with the like botting xd
Man only if I wasn’t gay.
2:32 border patrolman: *hears popping and crackling* *looks up* immigrant: bro they got mango loaded in these
Free Sab, so he finish those rates
Yep
Yep
Yep
Sab tried to stop blaze from falling on the knife
261 cultured individuals have seen this comment and that makes me happy
Bernstein: *Stabs himself multiple times*
Sab: I’m gonna bury my friend *clueless*
_I spot an iFunny watermark_
You again...
We meet again
@@holyhecc3161*Top 10 character conflicts of anime that could destroy the world*
_I spot an unfunny commenter_
go back to h3h3
My roomate and I were playing this on the TV while we were cleaning. He took a hit right before Swagger started reciting Shakespeare, and his eyes went super wide and got this "WTF" look on his face 😂
Can’t wait to see the beginning of this vid on ifunnny
Call the cops cause I got higgsboson in da ceiling
Nah he escaped in the woods
Higged boson?
Fatpat: Yup
7:50 can we get a compilation of fitz trying to say things
Despite making up only 13% of the US population,
help me my dad just beat me again
The 🗿💨
babies are gay.
1:58 HAHAHA wtf was that scream?!!!
the in-game one?
I liked this one 3:39
That's the sound you make in CS:GO when hit by the taser.
Sir William you are telling me you watch csgo videos and never have heard a Zeus kill?
r/wooosh to everyone :)
iFunny = Stalin Disapproves
*WeFunny = Stalin Approves*
Great leader approves
Thank you versaucey, very cool!
OurFunny
Haha dude that’s such a cool and funny joke
Woah bro that’s hilarious this is definitely the pinnacle of humor right here
10:19 his laugh sounded like the laugh u hear when u die on cod zombies
Gôbbłė dėė göök Boi lol that’s swagger believe it or not
@@EdwardJamesKenway... wait... What???? I've been watching misfits for like a year and im wondering who's that laugh belongs and it's swagger?????!!!!!!
Gôbbłė dėė göök Boi 😂 your right
Junkrat
WATER, ICE, SALT, AYE
WATER, ICE, SALT, AYE
@@hushrollIts BOYLET
IS BOYLE IS BOYLE
John Doe IT DONT FREEZE CAUSE IT BOIL
A water balloon?
No iFunny license for that reference? That's a paddlin'.
No Simpsons licence for that reference? That's a paddlin'.
The Mexico/US border is approximately 3145 km long or 3,145,000,000 cm long. A juuls width is about 1.5 cm so making on layer of juuls would take about 209,666,667 juuls. A juul is about 50 dollars Canadian before tax meaning one layer would cost about 10,483,333,350 dollars. The highest ever recorded high jump is 2.45 m or 245 cm. A juul is 9.5 cm tall so it would take about 26 juuls to be achieve the a greater height than 245 cm. That means the making a wall that high would take 5,451,333,342 juuls and cost 272,566,667,100 dollars.
Neeeerrrrrrrrd
I don’t know what to do with this information
r/theydidthemath/
Still lower than our military budget
can i take one?
It’s all fun and games until Swagger whips out the Shakespeare
Ifunny is our word, but you can say ifunna
Fat pat?
ifinna
knut
Oh? Pissing your pants?
Oh my god
Swagger is Brazilian
Nothing like a good bit of racism
@@dennislink6 gonna cry?
@@sespis2r Nope gonna laugh at your pathetic normie ass cause you think that you're do witty even though you're some low life loser defending a norme platfrom
hey do you guys ever ( **some random edgy thing** **3 second pause** **hysterical laughter** )^12
Game me quite the chortle.
poombie poo man
iFunny is pretty much the same, bunch of edge lords trying to pull off humor with shock value, and the rest is just hentai or fandom shit lmao
iFunny's entire dynamic is stolen Reddit or Tumblr memes and trying too hard to be edgy
@@nietzschefriend >iFunny >stolen Reddit memes // I think you got that reversed pal
9:52 Swaggerspeare joined the chat
We need a podcast episode hosted by Bappo, Ainsley and Wa Ge
Don't forget pink gradient man
CrappyContent Studios MCreammy actually does the voice of Ainsley
With special guests, Chris Brown and Rihanna.
Oh hell yeah
How bout Asianley
Hahahah! Funny deep voice csgo man
Raccooneggs be like:
"You ever just penis, like penis balls dick vagina?"
*silence
"What? HAHHAHAHHAHA"
"Yeah dude I'm like really high rn, I'm on the weed, I'm playing CSGO while smoking weed, I'M INHALING MARIJUANA DUDE I'M SO HIGH LIKE I'M ON DRUGS LIKE WEED DUDE"
@@Jobby2077 whaaat? when did he say that
@Cancer Cop I know right?
I laughed more at my mum's funeral than i did the one time i regrettably browsed i'Funny'
@@labestia6838 i still come back to this thread. Good God.
Free Sam Woodward walkout on 11:08am Monday 14
9:03 “How do you Confuse Helen Keller and Anne Frank” hmmm
i always confused them
Clerks joke
Yay we’ll see this footage in 3 months on fitz’s channel
You can't say iFunny, that's our word. You can say iFunna though
Hard Y
No one cares
Crunchy Cornflakes figured out why city boys don’t drive lifted trucks very much SWAAAOAS YYEAAAHH HEH 🎤🐢 انا البطة الشلبية بسبح في وسط المية اجوني اثنين شرطية قالولي وين الهوية قلتلهم سقطت في المية قالولي يلا على الشرطة قلتلهم
I like this comment
Arction you literally copied the exacts same thing someone else said thinking ur actually funny
I don’t see a permanent watermark with ifunny on your channel
kremit the frog hey that’s me imposter
@@kentmansley6414 WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?!
(The correct answer is both)
I actually found you through ifunny lmao. “funny csgo man”
Same
3:40 And then, we have a rare SwaggerSouls unleashing his primal scream of pure joy.
Me when I loose
@@fiberflavinyt976 lose
You aren't allowed to talk about us you don't have an ifunny pass
iCarlyFetish ifunny is our word but you can say ifunna
You remind me of my Asian friend
@@Dronom- higgsboson
Nahhh. We all have the right to talk shit on normies
Hey!! Im 4chanGreentext!!! Do you know me.
I missed and slapped my nuts, literally cried
@@SomeguyWhoLikesVideos he must have a really small leg or a giant dick, you said the leg is smaller than his dick, is he a really tiny midget?
I love swaggers laugh so much it just sticks out from all the rest lmaoooo
0/10 video, no boson telling me to buy him a Wii U
iAdrianShephard And Mario maker. Don’t forget that
Adeline playing piano DispleasedDog when his child dies so he can’t scam people anymore (he pocketed the funeral money)
He needs his damn money
NoPeace when he asks me to repub his pinned post
Bro
This was so funny, so funny that I didn’t move a single muscle in my body
X-ToThe-K blocked.
SwigitySwagster I don’t care
@@x-tothe-k that's part of the the original joke headass
@@Cranberryyyy good
@@Cranberryyyy block me too please
I’m just trying to enjoy a nice day at the poop for just 30 cents
holy shit! a whole day at the poop for just 30 cents?
Okay swagger said he "thought" it would get him layed in High school, but if I went to his high school, it totaly would.
Ashlee Luxe your like 9 in you profile
Ashlee Luxe can’t even spell “laid”, get out kiddo
Mmmm yes Brandon urine
Ashlee Luxe I made the comment 169 youre welcome
Even though they only make up 13 percent
gotchur number wrong homie
@@elilopac2572 rounded up
This is definitely gonna be on iFunny
SSJ Mitchell it is lol
Too be or not to be had me wheezing
The deafening silence while everyone tried to process what happened was amazing
Man it feels good to come back to these 5 years later. Anyone else doing the same
Sab’s gonna have new target once he finishes those rates
Holy shit, never would have thought that that would get here.
figured out why city boys don’t drive lifted trucks very much SWAAAOAS YYEAAAHH HEH 🎤🐢 انا البطة الشلبية بسبح في وسط المية اجوني اثنين شرطية قالولي وين الهوية قلتلهم سقطت في المية قالولي يلا على الشرطة قلتلهم
Why can I hear this
Epic!!!
The fact that I can actually hear it is amazing
Reject modernity, return to the green top
But it’s just for one night tho
4:30 swear to God it sounds like a deflating balloon😂
Free sam woodward
North sab is out word you can say sabba
You gonna finish those rates?
finish the rates SAB
Sab looking at blaze fall on a knife 47 times
Man I can’t believe Sam Woodward isn’t going to finish those iFunny rates
subscribe to Regi_
Still waiting on those rates
64 Drez WOW BRUTUS!
In honor of Sam Woodward, we have all become saboteurs
swaggers laugh is like hearing a dog try and talk to you. its cute but after a while you realize it will dominate the world
cant wait to see this on Fitz's channel in 3 Months
free sam woodward
Ifunnys trash
*Zaoist, TradNat, Victorian and UTR didn't like that*
You have upsetted the frog.
9:56 it just changes so quick i had to watch it over and over just to see if it was the real swagger
Funny. Really funny, so funny in fact I didn’t move a single muscle
Blocked.
dad I found you. You've been out getting milk for 10 years
Shut up or I'll say the n word
So funny that I started rolling on the ground.
My boy
Hey my names alan. Adam’s apple. No you misheard me my name is alan
Really? Thought it was Kevin, this is the last time i'll be lied to.
3:40
Sounds like somebody that just had their arm ripped off
Maybe he smacked hes arm so hard
Oh you'd scream louder if you had your arm ripped off, if you'd scream at all before passing out from sheer sensory overload
ya boi chill
ya boi thanks for that information
@@Ellemen_LMN no problem
Hellan Keller is immuned to flash bangs
Holy shit i never looked at it that way
Holy shit
She can taste the phosphorus
Reaper watching Soldier 76 fall on a knife 47 times
Shout out to my boys Bjerk, BigL, Jelq, PyroStorm, and Martian.
My dad watches you on ifunny
Go bother dunkey some more. Or maybe MxR again
No I don't
I swear to Christ last time I saw you it was in the comments of a ring making TH-cam video what the fuck why are you everywhere
Bookworm adventures is trash. Fight me.
@@Ben-lh2kd tjhe pewdiepie one?
I honestly see SwaggerSouls as the kind of guy to actively enjoy reading shakespeare.
This is the CONTENT I subscribed for
i will bust interestinghistory out of prison to have his way with you
i photoshoped myself in a swaggersouls funny moments. wish it were real
@@xtracoolguy164 LMFAO
Dude im so high I had played a second swagger vid on a new tab without realising and didnt notice the talking overlapping for like a whole minute
“What’s your name?”
“Swaggersouls”
“Swaggersouls, SHADUP!”
The featured section is the worst memes iFunny can offer
Shhh, dont let them know
I’d say collective but
iAdrianShephard Even collective is better. Also subscribe to scoob_ts on ifunny
Tanman829 ok
@@iadrianshephard6603 also subscribe to sd2022
Can't wait too watch this on ifunny later
Swagger reciting Shakespeare was pretty impressive. I'm not gonna lie. Good job mate!
4:32 “Yo Pierre, you wanna come out here?”
Lmao bro, the fact that absolutely nobody understands the Samuel Woodward and “gonna cry? Maybe piss your pants?” Memes shows just how distant the underground (inner) ifunny communities are from other platforms like Instagram and TH-cam, and that’s a good thing imo.
Okay that proves that ifunny has big gay and is irrelevant, (inner Ricescum) BUT DID YOU USE FUCKING INSTAGRAM AS A MEME FOR NON UNDERGROUND MEME SOURCES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
iFunny is just too fucking full of cancer to be taken seriously period. I used to use that app every fucking day back in 2017 and it was so depressing. I genuinely don't think a single even remotely funny original meme came out of that app, and the feature list was so fucked you'd literally get the same meme 3 fucking times in a row.
@@kobruh I was part of that community dude.
@@simplyvibinn5417 Doubt
@@kobruh I did, the bad outweighs the good
Knee gears? Shouldn’t it be brown=nword
Also 3:39 thanks swagger now I got a welfare check at the door
criminal=nword
Heheh.
_brown._
Write the word "brown" on a piece of paper, and hold it in front of a mirror
spiritupgrades cellmate=nword
Kuwait=n word
7:59 RIP :((
There's even an explosion...
That's a yikes and a half
Actually impressed at Swagger reciting Shakespeare and Hamlet! Damn boiii
Getting your first pair of glasses is like converting from 144p to 480p.
Humorous man with a deep voice!
Swagger: we should make the southern border wall made completely out of juuls
Nobody:
The game: Terrorist win
Shout out to PyroStorm