To be or not to be that is the question whether it is more noble in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against them in a sea of troubles and by opposing end then. To die, to sleep
No one: Swagger: To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. To die-to sleep, No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream-ay, there's the rub: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause-there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th'unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pitch and moment With this regard their currents turn awry And lose the name of action.
“Bro please let me help you! Oh no! If only it could’ve been me instead. I’ll bury your body in the forest like you asked if you ever died, bestie.” - Samuel Woodward
Glad to know this is where I can get comedy that isn’t forced for once. *watches video* “We should make that southern border wall, uhhhhh, completely out of juuls” *5 seconds of silence* “Hahahah!”
@@EdwardJamesKenway... wait... What???? I've been watching misfits for like a year and im wondering who's that laugh belongs and it's swagger?????!!!!!!
@@sespis2r Nope gonna laugh at your pathetic normie ass cause you think that you're do witty even though you're some low life loser defending a norme platfrom
figured out why city boys don’t drive lifted trucks very much SWAAAOAS YYEAAAHH HEH 🎤🐢 انا البطة الشلبية بسبح في وسط المية اجوني اثنين شرطية قالولي وين الهوية قلتلهم سقطت في المية قالولي يلا على الشرطة قلتلهم
My roomate and I were playing this on the TV while we were cleaning. He took a hit right before Swagger started reciting Shakespeare, and his eyes went super wide and got this "WTF" look on his face 😂
Crunchy Cornflakes figured out why city boys don’t drive lifted trucks very much SWAAAOAS YYEAAAHH HEH 🎤🐢 انا البطة الشلبية بسبح في وسط المية اجوني اثنين شرطية قالولي وين الهوية قلتلهم سقطت في المية قالولي يلا على الشرطة قلتلهم
The Mexico/US border is approximately 3145 km long or 3,145,000,000 cm long. A juuls width is about 1.5 cm so making on layer of juuls would take about 209,666,667 juuls. A juul is about 50 dollars Canadian before tax meaning one layer would cost about 10,483,333,350 dollars. The highest ever recorded high jump is 2.45 m or 245 cm. A juul is 9.5 cm tall so it would take about 26 juuls to be achieve the a greater height than 245 cm. That means the making a wall that high would take 5,451,333,342 juuls and cost 272,566,667,100 dollars.
Raccooneggs be like: "You ever just penis, like penis balls dick vagina?" *silence "What? HAHHAHAHHAHA" "Yeah dude I'm like really high rn, I'm on the weed, I'm playing CSGO while smoking weed, I'M INHALING MARIJUANA DUDE I'M SO HIGH LIKE I'M ON DRUGS LIKE WEED DUDE"
Sorry for missing last Saturday's upload! Enjoy this mid week vid, and keep an eye out for another vid this weekend ;)
NP mate😀
Dad
vamolospibeeee
Forst
SwaggerSouls daddy
(Wakes up in cold sweat at 3AM)
THATS WHAT THE KNEE GEARS JOKE MEANT
🅺🅽🅴🅴
🅶🅴🅰🆁🆂
That was literally me but with the *W E A T H E R*
Thousands of noons including fucktards from the video really don’t get it.
Panickingfangirlofawesomeness ! I came back to this comment 10 months later now I get it
I swear Grizzy’s been 17 for like 3 years now
its weird to think that im older than him
He's like Stewie from fucking Family Guy
what the fuck
Dread Wolf this comment makes me wanna die
Dread Wolf no he is MINE
9:50 so we all just gonna ignore that he massacred that chicken
He's black. Voodoo KFC is his religion so you can't say anything.
J Train I was bout to say that lol
J Train peta gonna get pissed
J Train *INALES*... yes
I am the 1000th like. You're welcome.
Swag, is just a demi-God for memorizing the "to be or not to be"
@Tom Phelps mmmm yes indeed
All to try and get laid in college
To be or not to be that is the question whether it is more noble in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against them in a sea of troubles and by opposing end then. To die, to sleep
I had actually memorized it too after being inspired by Swagger, also in hopes of getting laid, ofc, my dick remains unlocked and dry
@@alexskocy9948 No more and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to tis a consummation
It's the best thing ever to see ifunny commentators complain about someone else's humor sense
Everyone hates the features on IFunny, at least the tight nit community I know that get their memes stolen and put on reddit
Ay papi, hope you don’t get fucked by TH-cam
Jameskii Yo do you like my comment
Cock Master don’t threaten me with a good time ;)
Jameskii because ifunny is actually funny and has a decent community unlike TH-cam and your unfunny shit
Sab after Blaze falls 47 consecutive times on top of a knife
Swagger just recited Shakespeare.... WTF?!
Edible loving weed smoking Lord of Sunlight Swagger is a fucking poet and don’t you forget it ;)
XD
Demise quest it’s not the whole quote but that’s impressive.
he sounded so beautiful too
9:52 “OR NOT TO BEEeeeee” made me laugh way more than I should havr
Leaving a comment to always remember the timestamp. Thanks
Yee
Only liked to get it to 369 likes
No one:
Swagger: To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die-to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream-ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause-there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th'unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.
Weather tis nobler in the mind to suffer slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of trouble and by opposing end them.
Saboteur watching Blaze Bernstein fall on a knife 47 times
*laugh track ensues*
“Bro please let me help you! Oh no! If only it could’ve been me instead. I’ll bury your body in the forest like you asked if you ever died, bestie.” - Samuel Woodward
@@coralanturn LankanPork
Wewerty exactly he also said sub to bruhmoment_ on IFunny
still the greatest shitpost ever
Gonna cry? Higgs boson?
Thank you for this comment
Best scream from swaggersouls made me laugh so hard
3:34
.
I'm watching thisnshit in my study hall, and I am bouta burst out laughing.
LMAO
3:34
"2019's gonna be lit boys"
Me, watching this in 2020: Yeah, it was...
Yeah...
Who’s ready for when I return next month
Dio Brando ZA WARUDO my boi
It u again
The last good year
Me, watching this in 2022: Holy shit was a long time ago, I already forgot that it was lit
People: Makes a well made joke
Swagger: Knee gears
*confused noises*
@Jakob May Haa you fucking nerd. Get better at the game bitch..
I am sarcastic and joking don't @ me.
@@Enforcedcraft @you
@@Super-wx6br@me
@@Super-wx6br lmao
@@Enforcedcraft :
now this is an ifunny epic
MrMemeio my favorite rust TH-camr right here
MrMemeio do you like my Comment
Love your rust bro
mr memeio i love your vids
Would like, but it's a perfect 420 as of now
"Oh pardon me..."
"You wanna fxckin' kiss or something?!?!"
"..... Get away from me....."
Hahahaha that is gold
haha, no...
unless?
Swagger: **exists**
also swagger: *aaaaAAAAAAHHHH*
Best comment ever
Tyler1 Jr
3:41
Woah swagger be careful you might fall on a knife 47 times
Bernstein: *Stabs himself multiple times*
Sab: I’m gonna bury my friend *clueless*
These videos is just Fitz failing at executing the joke and swagger being high af it's fucking great
Free Sab, so he finish those rates
Yep
Yep
Yep
Sab tried to stop blaze from falling on the knife
261 cultured individuals have seen this comment and that makes me happy
Despite making up only 13% of the US population,
help me my dad just beat me again
The 🗿💨
babies are gay.
"uhh do you guys ever jus ummg smoke weed and have sex?" *3 seconds of silence before 6 people wheeze at once*
Yeah, thats fitz and swaggersouls in a nutshell
Yeah these dudes have no sense of humor whatsoever
Time of video plese?
they never claimed to have The sex in this video you deserve to be slapped
Slapps i bet you use ifunny lmfaooo
9:56
... Jesus I wasn't expecting that. XD
I spy with my little eye... _an ifunny watermark._
I spy with my little eye... _an unfunny commenter._
you deadass took this comment
comment_bot.exe has broken
Daniel back at it with the like botting xd
Man only if I wasn’t gay.
iFunny = Stalin Disapproves
*WeFunny = Stalin Approves*
Great leader approves
Thank you versaucey, very cool!
OurFunny
Haha dude that’s such a cool and funny joke
Woah bro that’s hilarious this is definitely the pinnacle of humor right here
_I spot an iFunny watermark_
You again...
We meet again
@@holyhecc3161*Top 10 character conflicts of anime that could destroy the world*
_I spot an unfunny commenter_
go back to h3h3
9:52 Swaggerspeare joined the chat
Free Sam Woodward walkout on 11:08am Monday 14
Call the cops cause I got higgsboson in da ceiling
Nah he escaped in the woods
Higged boson?
I don’t see a permanent watermark with ifunny on your channel
kremit the frog hey that’s me imposter
@@kentmansley6414 WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?!
(The correct answer is both)
It’s all fun and games until Swagger whips out the Shakespeare
Fatpat: Yup
Shout out to my boys Bjerk, BigL, Jelq, PyroStorm, and Martian.
Glad to know this is where I can get comedy that isn’t forced for once.
*watches video*
“We should make that southern border wall, uhhhhh, completely out of juuls”
*5 seconds of silence*
“Hahahah!”
Flat Earth Boy we both know you dont laugh at those pics, only blow your nose extra hard
Flat Earth Boy looks like someone didn’t watch the video
Chase Decker "Funny deep voice csgo man" isnt funny, his humor is forced and boring because it literally is only based on shock value.
Tanman829 or you know, puns, word play, and actual structured jokes, unlike ipolitics
@@Tanman829 mate its called different types of humour for different types of people
10:19 his laugh sounded like the laugh u hear when u die on cod zombies
Gôbbłė dėė göök Boi lol that’s swagger believe it or not
@@EdwardJamesKenway... wait... What???? I've been watching misfits for like a year and im wondering who's that laugh belongs and it's swagger?????!!!!!!
Gôbbłė dėė göök Boi 😂 your right
Junkrat
1:58 HAHAHA wtf was that scream?!!!
the in-game one?
I liked this one 3:39
That's the sound you make in CS:GO when hit by the taser.
Sir William you are telling me you watch csgo videos and never have heard a Zeus kill?
r/wooosh to everyone :)
Ifunny is our word, but you can say ifunna
Fat pat?
ifinna
knut
No iFunny license for that reference? That's a paddlin'.
No Simpsons licence for that reference? That's a paddlin'.
9:03 “How do you Confuse Helen Keller and Anne Frank” hmmm
i always confused them
Clerks joke
Can’t wait to see the beginning of this vid on ifunnny
Even though they only make up 13 percent
gotchur number wrong homie
@@elilopac2572 rounded up
Oh? Pissing your pants?
Oh my god
Swagger is Brazilian
Nothing like a good bit of racism
@@dennislink6 gonna cry?
@@sespis2r Nope gonna laugh at your pathetic normie ass cause you think that you're do witty even though you're some low life loser defending a norme platfrom
2:32 border patrolman: *hears popping and crackling* *looks up* immigrant: bro they got mango loaded in these
WATER, ICE, SALT, AYE
WATER, ICE, SALT, AYE
@@hushrollIts BOYLET
IS BOYLE IS BOYLE
John Doe IT DONT FREEZE CAUSE IT BOIL
A water balloon?
We need a podcast episode hosted by Bappo, Ainsley and Wa Ge
Don't forget pink gradient man
CrappyContent Studios MCreammy actually does the voice of Ainsley
With special guests, Chris Brown and Rihanna.
Oh hell yeah
How bout Asianley
3:40 And then, we have a rare SwaggerSouls unleashing his primal scream of pure joy.
Me when I loose
@@fiberflavinyt976 lose
7:50 can we get a compilation of fitz trying to say things
0/10 video, no boson telling me to buy him a Wii U
iAdrianShephard And Mario maker. Don’t forget that
Adeline playing piano DispleasedDog when his child dies so he can’t scam people anymore (he pocketed the funeral money)
He needs his damn money
NoPeace when he asks me to repub his pinned post
Bro
hey do you guys ever ( **some random edgy thing** **3 second pause** **hysterical laughter** )^12
Game me quite the chortle.
poombie poo man
iFunny is pretty much the same, bunch of edge lords trying to pull off humor with shock value, and the rest is just hentai or fandom shit lmao
iFunny's entire dynamic is stolen Reddit or Tumblr memes and trying too hard to be edgy
@@nietzschefriend >iFunny >stolen Reddit memes // I think you got that reversed pal
figured out why city boys don’t drive lifted trucks very much SWAAAOAS YYEAAAHH HEH 🎤🐢 انا البطة الشلبية بسبح في وسط المية اجوني اثنين شرطية قالولي وين الهوية قلتلهم سقطت في المية قالولي يلا على الشرطة قلتلهم
Why can I hear this
Epic!!!
The fact that I can actually hear it is amazing
My roomate and I were playing this on the TV while we were cleaning. He took a hit right before Swagger started reciting Shakespeare, and his eyes went super wide and got this "WTF" look on his face 😂
You can't say iFunny, that's our word. You can say iFunna though
Hard Y
No one cares
Crunchy Cornflakes figured out why city boys don’t drive lifted trucks very much SWAAAOAS YYEAAAHH HEH 🎤🐢 انا البطة الشلبية بسبح في وسط المية اجوني اثنين شرطية قالولي وين الهوية قلتلهم سقطت في المية قالولي يلا على الشرطة قلتلهم
I like this comment
Arction you literally copied the exacts same thing someone else said thinking ur actually funny
Free sam woodward
North sab is out word you can say sabba
You gonna finish those rates?
finish the rates SAB
Sab looking at blaze fall on a knife 47 times
The Mexico/US border is approximately 3145 km long or 3,145,000,000 cm long. A juuls width is about 1.5 cm so making on layer of juuls would take about 209,666,667 juuls. A juul is about 50 dollars Canadian before tax meaning one layer would cost about 10,483,333,350 dollars. The highest ever recorded high jump is 2.45 m or 245 cm. A juul is 9.5 cm tall so it would take about 26 juuls to be achieve the a greater height than 245 cm. That means the making a wall that high would take 5,451,333,342 juuls and cost 272,566,667,100 dollars.
Neeeerrrrrrrrd
I don’t know what to do with this information
r/theydidthemath/
Still lower than our military budget
can i take one?
Okay swagger said he "thought" it would get him layed in High school, but if I went to his high school, it totaly would.
Ashlee Luxe your like 9 in you profile
Ashlee Luxe can’t even spell “laid”, get out kiddo
Mmmm yes Brandon urine
Ashlee Luxe I made the comment 169 youre welcome
free sam woodward
Ifunnys trash
You aren't allowed to talk about us you don't have an ifunny pass
iCarlyFetish ifunny is our word but you can say ifunna
You remind me of my Asian friend
@@Dronom- higgsboson
Nahhh. We all have the right to talk shit on normies
Hey!! Im 4chanGreentext!!! Do you know me.
Yay we’ll see this footage in 3 months on fitz’s channel
I actually found you through ifunny lmao. “funny csgo man”
Same
Hahahah! Funny deep voice csgo man
Raccooneggs be like:
"You ever just penis, like penis balls dick vagina?"
*silence
"What? HAHHAHAHHAHA"
"Yeah dude I'm like really high rn, I'm on the weed, I'm playing CSGO while smoking weed, I'M INHALING MARIJUANA DUDE I'M SO HIGH LIKE I'M ON DRUGS LIKE WEED DUDE"
@@Jobby2077 whaaat? when did he say that
@Cancer Cop I know right?
I laughed more at my mum's funeral than i did the one time i regrettably browsed i'Funny'
@@labestia6838 i still come back to this thread. Good God.
Sab’s gonna have new target once he finishes those rates
Holy shit, never would have thought that that would get here.
I’m just trying to enjoy a nice day at the poop for just 30 cents
holy shit! a whole day at the poop for just 30 cents?
7:59 RIP :((
There's even an explosion...
That's a yikes and a half
Shout out to PyroStorm
I missed and slapped my nuts, literally cried
@@SomeguyWhoLikesVideos he must have a really small leg or a giant dick, you said the leg is smaller than his dick, is he a really tiny midget?
In honor of Sam Woodward, we have all become saboteurs
I love swaggers laugh so much it just sticks out from all the rest lmaoooo
3:40
Sounds like somebody that just had their arm ripped off
Maybe he smacked hes arm so hard
Oh you'd scream louder if you had your arm ripped off, if you'd scream at all before passing out from sheer sensory overload
ya boi chill
ya boi thanks for that information
@@Ellemen_LMN no problem
Reject modernity, return to the green top
But it’s just for one night tho
*Zaoist, TradNat, Victorian and UTR didn't like that*
You have upsetted the frog.
4:30 swear to God it sounds like a deflating balloon😂
Too be or not to be had me wheezing
The deafening silence while everyone tried to process what happened was amazing
Reaper watching Soldier 76 fall on a knife 47 times
Hellan Keller is immuned to flash bangs
Holy shit i never looked at it that way
Holy shit
She can taste the phosphorus
This was so funny, so funny that I didn’t move a single muscle in my body
X-ToThe-K blocked.
SwigitySwagster I don’t care
@@x-tothe-k that's part of the the original joke headass
@@Cranberryyyy good
@@Cranberryyyy block me too please
My dad watches you on ifunny
Go bother dunkey some more. Or maybe MxR again
No I don't
I swear to Christ last time I saw you it was in the comments of a ring making TH-cam video what the fuck why are you everywhere
Bookworm adventures is trash. Fight me.
@@Ben-lh2kd tjhe pewdiepie one?
Man I can’t believe Sam Woodward isn’t going to finish those iFunny rates
subscribe to Regi_
Still waiting on those rates
64 Drez WOW BRUTUS!
swaggers laugh is like hearing a dog try and talk to you. its cute but after a while you realize it will dominate the world
This is definitely gonna be on iFunny
SSJ Mitchell it is lol
Hey my names alan. Adam’s apple. No you misheard me my name is alan
Really? Thought it was Kevin, this is the last time i'll be lied to.
“What’s your name?”
“Swaggersouls”
“Swaggersouls, SHADUP!”
I honestly see SwaggerSouls as the kind of guy to actively enjoy reading shakespeare.
Funny. Really funny, so funny in fact I didn’t move a single muscle
Blocked.
dad I found you. You've been out getting milk for 10 years
Shut up or I'll say the n word
So funny that I started rolling on the ground.
My boy
Shoutout to AskAdam
Incel with green eyes
i will bust interestinghistory out of prison to have his way with you
i photoshoped myself in a swaggersouls funny moments. wish it were real
@@xtracoolguy164 LMFAO
9:56 it just changes so quick i had to watch it over and over just to see if it was the real swagger
4:32 “Yo Pierre, you wanna come out here?”
The featured section is the worst memes iFunny can offer
Shhh, dont let them know
I’d say collective but
iAdrianShephard Even collective is better. Also subscribe to scoob_ts on ifunny
Tanman829 ok
@@iadrianshephard6603 also subscribe to sd2022
9:50 RIP chicken
Man it feels good to come back to these 5 years later. Anyone else doing the same
This is the CONTENT I subscribed for
13%? Hmmmmmm
Who is back to the video after the podcast?
never knew about this video until the podcast lol
Me lol
Me
Me, the comments are great
Same me
Swagger: we should make the southern border wall made completely out of juuls
Nobody:
The game: Terrorist win
cant wait to see this on Fitz's channel in 3 Months
Humorous man with a deep voice!
no pfp no opinion
I have an opinion on your pfp tho. Good choice.
2:24 his laugh sounds like the joker 😂
IT DOES!! :O
Me for the whole day after spending just 30 cents 💩 🏊♂️
Weird flex but ok
A whole day at the poop