SMASH OR PASS: Splatoon 3 Edition
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- We are BACK and just as GOOFY as the last part! As mentioned, this was just for funsies and isn't meant to be taken seriously haha. Had a lot of fun editing this together, so enjoy!
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They drew the lil' silly oc sprites used in this video!
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🎵 SONGS USED 🎵
Splatoon - Inkopolis Plaza
Animal Crossing - Rainy Day
Ghostpocalypse
Animal Crossing New Leaf - The Roost
Splatoon - Octoling Rendezvous
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📖 RESOURCES / CREDITS 📖
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Celebrating my 20th video with some shenanigans. 🎉 And thank you for 6k subs! ✨
Also... I can't really recommend watching the previous part because the audio was hot dookie, but if you REAALLY want to see it... it's easy to find on my channel haha
if you see that typo at the beginning, no you don't. 🧍🏿
Maybe you could react to the Splatoon 3 concert? I'm sure you'd be hyped.
what about the tartar
“someone’s sweet old grandma”
couldn’t agree more.
Gnarly Eddie is so fuckin' SWEET and CONSIDERATE, he would 100% be the one friend who offers to pay for food when you do stuff together. 👏BIG BF MATERIAL👏
Gnarly Eddy is also the person who would offer you weed for free.
MATERIAL GIRL
Big man might be aroace but THAT WILL NOT STOP ME FROM LOVING HIM UNCONDITIONALLY AS A GOOD PARENT WOULD A CHILD
AroAce peeps still deserve and give love like anyone else, so you're good!
@@CJ_Hyperfresh This made me release many happy chemicals. Thank you :)
Thank you kind men
Ehh, I don't like Big Man, but he's ok
he is?
We were robbed of the 20 min Marina tangent! XD Still a great video
Nah, it was so bad because I genuinely thought I only rambled for 5 minutes, not 20 💀
Glad to hear you enjoyed the video though, Ember!
Release a separate video of it just being the Marina tangent.
As someone who’s aroace, I’m so glad someone recognized that aroace people exist :) Nice to see someone finally mention it as a headcanon.
Lesson Learned: CJ likes Sunglasses.
It's because I can't wear them myself 😩
@CJ Hyperfresh emojis make all the difference
Me watching a person explain why they’d smash a fictional squid person and why a sentient manta ray would make a cool friend:
Actually I’d love to have a giant sentient manta ray as a friend
Nothing has made me laugh harder this week than the Squophet
7 months later and the Squophet still sends me into orbit
mr. coco would treat someone RIGHT, what a miss 😔
" It's just a shark..pass "
" It's just a shark but with sunglasses .. SMASH! "
I agree, sunglasses make any animal look cool. Go and look up a bear with sunglasses that's not Mr. Grizz
Bro I also laughed my head of 5:02
1:14 As an AroAce person I couldn’t agree more, Big Man my beloved
I am also acespec and I just love to see big man doing his thing by being his best haha
Same
Hello fellow aspec peeps
1:50 okay but have you seen the sunken scroll where he smiles he's adorable
He is very cute there yes, but still sus to me haha
Honestly, bro didn't even fully consider the true meaning of the word smash in this video
You got Big Man's energy 100% down, I know this because I am absolutely the pillow fort friend with all the snacks
Big Man being AroAce is my new headcanon.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEVER WOULD'VE SEEN THIS VIDEO COMING 💀
But Cohozuna tho...
mans *T h i Q* WITH A CAPITAL Q
I wouldn’t be surprised if a gang war started because of the Harmony part. Which is pretty ironic now that I think about it.
Maybe I missed him but... Murch in Splatoon 3? 👀
Felt pretty iffy about including him tbh, so I ultimately decided to omit him!
First time watching your vid, the "Bing Bing Man" part made me laugh so hard for some reason. Subbed
why does the staff and the alter identities look like the grandmas from turning red im gone
I CANNOT unsee that now, HELP 💀
@@CJ_Hyperfresh its them but they turn into fish instead lmaooooo
NOOOO WAIT BUT THEY DOOOO
I JUST NOTICED THE SICK HEADPHONES BEHIND YOU! Are they from HH Paradise? I haven't seen em like ever!
I actually don't remember where I picked them up because I've had them for nearly a year ahah, but yeah they might've been from HHP!
Frye is gangsta in the story mode. I agree with your choice.
Thank god he's ok with the sunglasses shark
"Why are you here? *Looks in disgust at O.R.C.A"
"..."
*"Smash."*
Yes it is indeed the Bing bang man 🎶 🗿 🎶
We were homies until you passed Mr. Coco 😤
I love how you referred to the 🗿 as just "bing bing man" lmao
I’d smash Big Man with the sheer amount of praise and also presents at any event ever
your big man description was so real
"Aw lil Timmy Pass"
XD I CALL HIM LIL TIMMY TO
We stan Frye supremacy 🛐
16/63 damn cj u hard to get 😭😹🔥
I'm VERY picky 💀💀
I'd like to hear you out about Cohozuna. *Please, elaborate.*
Well to be honest, the only thing I'd really elaborate on is the
@@CJ_Hyperfresh *_The_*
*THE SQUAFIT?*
Im laughing help
I know this isn’t about guessing what kind of queer splatoon characters are, but you can’t tell me shiver isn’t gender fluid
I think smash date befriend pass or fight is the absolute in terms of relationships.
Change my mind
I'm so sad, I can't watch this video cuz I haven't played single player, and don't want to get spoiled
That's okay, Karll! Hope you continue to not get spoiled out there in the wild!
@@CJ_Hyperfresh ik, there have been a lot of close calls
MASTER MEGA CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😭
I'm curious what your answer would've been for Captain (old Agent 3)
although i disagree with a few passes your favorite color is purple and thus you are on the youtuber masterlist
For the rival octo
She’s a 10 BUT she squads up with her girlfriends to try and kill you
Girl Boss moment 😩
Assert dominance by beating girl power station without dying
I'm dying at "THE SQUOPHET ⁉️"
You passed grizz in the original video, but smashed in this one. Why's that?
We hadn't yet seen him in all his glory.
it's commonly considered that wooden bear statues are decor
Very good formatting and your editing is really creative but you sound a lot like jellybean but less annoying bizzare criticism aside good stuff
3:52 character development
FRYE IS ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL SMAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHH
5:06 thank god i thought it was just me
0:59 Frye tongue may be useful 🗿
:D cool ❤
OK BUT WTH (what the heck) ARE THE GUMMY THINGS
HELP COHOZUNA?? also I’m surprised spyke wasn’t included from splatoon 3
I would like to hear you explain the big boss salminoid
Fuzzy Octolings are still Octolings are adorable……smash
Dude wants to smash a robotic system 😂 but honestly though. Good opinion! I just find it a bit funny
as tribute to your marina ramble i will pearl ramble
Cohozuna smash is so real
Everyone knows aroace people make the best pillow forts
Great vid :)
I'm okay with all the idols... EXCEPT for Shiver. I hate how she sticks her tongue out.
Also Harmony looks like plastic 💀
By the way my favorite character is Pearl :)))))))
I was pretty surprised to see that she has a tongue, seeing as it was confirmed canon that none of the characters do in the past?
Frye sticks out her tongue quite a lot as well, and your fav Pearl has literally been seen drooling with her tongue out in the 2017 Splatoween promo art 😭
3:52 CJ IS A FURRY?!
Would you hear me out on the Chum salmon?
Mr. Grizz. I can somewhat agree with you. I'm just afraid of getting crushed.
I send my condolences to 🗿Bing Bang🗿
Bro for Orca I said smash but cut myself off I wanted to say pass😢😢😢
0:18 im calling him little timmy from now on
I agree with all your choices except for the jellyfish, mr grizz, cohozuna and the other one after that. Also you forgot to include the main character and captain, so what do you think about them?
I actually deliberately did not include any past or present playable characters. Too much of a grey area that I'm just simply not comfy with!
Barry C.(uda) probably looks handsome!
You did not just pass Beika 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 /sar
Ikr I had to pause the video for a sec, I kinda just sat there in disbelief
AND STOP SHOWING UP EVERYWHERE I GO
@@evilpossessedcat9572 MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP STALKING ME,,, /J OFC LOVE SEEING YOU HERE
NO BUT I WILL NOT TOLERATE THE BEIKA SLANDER
@@FaerinnyFae ITS NOT MY FAULT, YOUR STALKING ME /jk
But yes we love and cherish beika in this house
its king cohozuna i mean like -
mr coco would treat me RIGHT
I have come across ur channel and have watched this vid and realized we are both marina simps 😗
big shot: smash
big man: smash
orca: smash
cally: smash
small fry: smash
marie: smash
every one else: pass
Big man? Pass.
Squid sister and off the hook and deep cut smashhh!!!
Omg....you passed on mr. Coco...i can't even
Good decision really. Have you seen a coconut crab open a coconut?
flipper floppers are the furries of the splatoon world
Hear you out?! But there was no explanation!!
ayo why'd you pass on bing bing man??? he's fine fr
4:10
No I'm the best DJ
5:43 BING BING MAN
I'm surprised Murch didn't make it on the list.
Murch is a massive grey area to be honest
He has no canon age and in order to be 18+ in Splatoon 3, he had to have been 13+ in Splatoon 2, and the extreme height difference makes me feel like that's unlikely
Nice vid.👍
Spoiler alert: Marigold is the one in the Deca Tower. The criminal. Lol
Barry c is the sexiest character in splatoon
master mega be kinda bad tho not gonna lie
We forgot to put Captain on the list, I ain’t talking about Cuttlefish since 1. He was already shown (twice) and 2. He retired from his position as captain, I am talking about the current captain in Splatoon 3.
Deliberately did not include Captain.
Harmony is super cute
2:25 u have a partner lucky
Which charaters where omited?
Hmm big man …………. SMASH
WHY YOU PASSING ON THE BIG SHOT ??
Tartar tho😍😍
Cool
16/63 wow
aroace big man
I am hearing you out:)
What about the captain they are 18 in this game
Simply wasn't comfortable with it considering they're literally every players self-insert from the previous games.
She’s 21 at this point, and at this point she’s kinda branched off into her own character imo.
Wait where’s the CAPTAIN?! I would 100% smash them
Bruh really disrespected my girl harmony 😤
HOW DARE YOU TO PASS OCTAVIO🥺
HE HAS REDEEMED HIMSELF makes me like him more
You still didn't call it Splash or Pass :(