I look up one day during my prayer and ask, god, what is my purpose? Why all this? Why create this world? To my shock, the clouds tear open and a red figure appears towering above. He says "idk I have to make content bro" and plops down a giant tumor that consumes my village.
To be fair to those dwarves, they were forged into the monsters they were in the end. Their immediate neighbors declared war on them that lasted at least a hundred years, and they were on the backfoot and fighting in their own territory for most of that war. Then at some point another nation finds out about them, and that nation immediately declared war on them. The dwarves were a kind, if not peaceful, people but they were forced to become a well-oiled killing machine.
Merciful, beautiful god tomato, who hates elfs and does not belief in ressources. his people lived for 1000s of years without wood,ore and gold and he still expected them to wage war!
The elves in this game were pretty brain dead to be fair. Like yes of course they hate technology that ruins the land but I’m guessing that elves should normally be less brainless than humans when it comes to matters as delicate as this lmaooo
Old Red Man intrusively watches people frolick, constantly demands to know where the children are, and mumbles about his "staff" being used to "farm xp" off of kids.
"They'll have to learn to work together, they'll run out of resources. They'll figure it out." Cause ya know...thats working out PERFECTLY on our planet. XD
You can press the hamburger multible times in the settings menu to access the debug menu there you can activate auto clikker and sonic speed it makes the simulation go a lot faster and you can turn off diplomacy so that they can not declare war or piece so that you are the only one who can effect the relassions of the nations is you also by clikking a nation and scrolling down you can see town loyalty and raining acid or nuking the soil you can create an wasteland biome that will create acid trees and acid slimes and spawn rats and you can make them develope faster by giving them coffeen.
they're making a new armored core? WHAT WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (why'd I find out about it from tamo) I'd tell a genie to purge dark souls games from the world in exchange for increasingly quality armored core games
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1:10:08
"Here, we have Veaabi..."
"H e ' s d y i n g ."
How the fuck did you get that after 30 minutes of the video being up?
@@jakekrent7365 he watched it live lol
@@jakekrent7365 black magic
@@jakekrent7365 Late, I know, but probably just skipped the intro? It's only a few minutes into the actual video and stream.
@@DerAlleinTiger what type of human scum skips the podcast
I look up one day during my prayer and ask, god, what is my purpose? Why all this? Why create this world? To my shock, the clouds tear open and a red figure appears towering above. He says "idk I have to make content bro" and plops down a giant tumor that consumes my village.
And minutes after they then summoned a ton of rats
Deserved tbh
I want to live in a world where a god in the sky just commentates on every major event happening and everyone can hear him.
To be fair to those dwarves, they were forged into the monsters they were in the end. Their immediate neighbors declared war on them that lasted at least a hundred years, and they were on the backfoot and fighting in their own territory for most of that war. Then at some point another nation finds out about them, and that nation immediately declared war on them. The dwarves were a kind, if not peaceful, people but they were forced to become a well-oiled killing machine.
Brazil
Brazil
The thought of Tomato as God is a thought that brings nothing but pure guttural fear.
A moment of silence for Dyrptin, the world's most badass druid....
drinks out for dryptin
America's greatest crime was killing Dyrptin
He was so badass his soul was burned upon the staff
war criminal
Man had Dyrp
Dwarfs :"THIS GOES INTO THE BOOK!"
tomato finally checks in on the pit after a lengthy break, is not amused with what he sees.
oh!
@@BakedBanana oh?
Oh.
Oh...
Merciful, beautiful god tomato, who hates elfs and does not belief in ressources. his people lived for 1000s of years without wood,ore and gold and he still expected them to wage war!
they evolved to photosynthesize and make houses of their own flesh.
And then scorched an entire village because his favorite turned to a tumor that he himself created
@@moretti8922 orcs did nothing wrong :(
worthy of all glory and praise. he who is both fruit and vegetable. may he have mercy on us
The elves in this game were pretty brain dead to be fair. Like yes of course they hate technology that ruins the land but I’m guessing that elves should normally be less brainless than humans when it comes to matters as delicate as this lmaooo
Dyrptons an absolute mad lad, just killing for centuries until they became the most powerful thing alive and undead
Tomato, in an attempt to destroy Greenland, accidentally recreates chernobyl
Old Red Man intrusively watches people frolick, constantly demands
to know where the children are, and mumbles about his "staff"
being used to "farm xp" off of kids.
The four original nations of the world: Humans, dwarves, elves, and… Europe.
The orks mobilized against the concept of heat 🤣 I guess they took the term “firefighters” to another level
Tomato almost destroys Dwarven civilization with a massive ocean earthquake and then blames America...
2:37:10 Phemo: Ah yes. Murder. I merely took the initiative. YOU gave me permission.
THE WIZARD REALLY LEFT AFRICA TO GO TO NORTHERN CANADA
HE WAS SHOOTING THE DRAGON
We will always remember eeeew, the bravest bee in all the world.
I'm gonna need someone to make a mod for this game that is just Tomato yelling and narrating events that happen.
I use to shovel snow for work in the city. We always went at night and it's way more chill to shovel at night
I thank Mother Earth for this new, fresh Tomadro VOD.
I love when the tomat drops the giant crab on
"They'll have to learn to work together, they'll run out of resources. They'll figure it out." Cause ya know...thats working out PERFECTLY on our planet. XD
"It's a little hot today"
oh
we gather round the table to give our blessings for the new VOD. AMEN !!!
the slime at the end is just i have no mouth and i must scream
The circle of tumor druids was pretty neat.
Why did he have to go to emote only when viewing the orc baby Urg at 1:17:10?
No idea
He said frolicking
@@God-xr4yu figured. Thank you, God
@@A.Broken.Arrow. you’re welcome
@@grelkie the fuck you mean “and”?
Thank you lord for this blessing of Tomato in which we are about to partake :P.
Almost every one of your proposals at the end are in the game except for the sunami and modern era
2:10:20
That is all.
I really hope he plays this again
This was a really entertaining experience.
Lol Shehe’s description sounds like Cheezle
Dude I cried when the monkeys got bombed
I appreciate the pre-stream dnd talks. Does anyone know if Tomat's using the same artist for this campaign too?
Where can I find these other campaigns I only ever knew about goblins?
@@kegstin9202 idk any specifics, but I know his other game is with Joe Fudge (he's also doing another one with BrettUltimus I think)
1:17:06 what word is he talking about? Frolicking?
Trying to figure it out myself tbh
Yeah Frolicking has a weird term to it, never heard it before and he reacted p quick to it tbh
No doubt, Ant/Bug Wars were the fad in elementary school.
GUYS LISTEN TO ME HEAR ME tomato will be a vtuber like 2 years after it is dead and he gains actually nothing from it thats when he will be a vtuber
1:59:26 AND HES FUCKIN GONE!
News reporting simulator
Is their mods for this game?
The tomato bible
Hail Azogh, Slayer of Kings
hey, damn i hope someone sees this. whats tomatos dnd stream? or are there vods of it?
@@grelkie I love you lots
I love this game though. Maxim is a good dev
This game reminds me of SimEarth, but... better.
1:49:39 well that means im dead
oh
oh
u like that?
26 minute gang
Play a hat in time next :)
No
@@TheDsRequiem GIGACHAD
Sorry but no, that wouldn't be a game for tamto
You can press the hamburger multible times in the settings menu to access the debug menu there you can activate auto clikker and sonic speed it makes the simulation go a lot faster and you can turn off diplomacy so that they can not declare war or piece so that you are the only one who can effect the relassions of the nations is you also by clikking a nation and scrolling down you can see town loyalty and raining acid or nuking the soil you can create an wasteland biome that will create acid trees and acid slimes and spawn rats and you can make them develope faster by giving them coffeen.
they're making a new armored core? WHAT
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (why'd I find out about it from tamo)
I'd tell a genie to purge dark souls games from the world in exchange for increasingly quality armored core games
1:24:19
I like how he made western civilizations humans and elves and the others sub humans. Epic
They really fucked up canada's geography
That sure is some 2020s pixel "art"
Is this game free?
GOD NO
on mobile it is. but certain features might be locked i believe