"Breaking news! Terror attack in Stockholm!" "The attack took place at the 1st of september at the 0426 hours. The perpetrator is suspected to be a bosnian national with connections to multiple radical online groups, as well as several malmönese gangs"
Also, I think that reclaiming the mandate of heaven should give you cores on Tannu Tuva, Mongolia, and Tibet. To replicate the Qing empire in the 1910s before it collapsed.
Ataturk is missing from Turkey without DLC because of two reasons: 1) There was a minor bug with removing him from command and his subsequent death. 2) A lot of countries will start with a later historical leader (and sometimes party) without the corresponding DLC: Metaxis in Greece, Franco in Nat Spain, Diaz in Rep Spain, Horthy and the stick bundl party in Hungary, Carol in Romania [with an event to change to one of the other two parties later] are the ones I remember.
@@sejozwak I was really only trying to point out the likely reason, not defend it. I have no idea why they didn't just keep the old Turkey event for Ataturk's death for people without the DLC (which I'm pretty sure is what they did for Romania's alignment change unless they removed that too).
Idk about Iwojima, but iirc Polynesia cores Taiwan bc the indigenous Taiwanese speak Austronesian languages; Okinawans/Ryukyuans speak Japonic, so it wouldn't apply. I think it would be interesting to have an Austronesia formable
After digging, I have absolutely no idea why Polynesia cores Iwojima. It's a volcanic island with only the Japanese Army being stationed there. Ancient Polynesians might have been to Iwojima but by that logic Polynesia should also core all of The Philipines and Indonesia, The Bismarck archipelago, Easter island and also Madagascar.
@@lukasralys6096says a lot about the competency of paradox devs. what takes "professional" developers years, is something a teen in his basement can manage in a couple days. the ai STILL sucks and the game is like almost a decade old. it's like they don't even care.
It is also important to remember that Lampião's portrait is wrong in Brazil. Lampião didn't wear a purple hat, and if he ever did in his life, no one recognizes him with it, but with his classic leather hat with embroidered stars.
Impeccable timing, this coming out the day after PDX released the notes for the next patch where they address some of these issues. Which is something Hatless probably tried to tell you abt
crack them dlcs and enjoy and then anyway be disappointed from low effort content made in one month (weakest workshop modder can recreate Trial of Allegiance)
Polynesia rn is kinda cursed in hoi4. The native Taiwanese are considered part of the Austronesians just like the Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia and Madagascar. They probably should add integration decisions once you formed Polynesia or Greater Indonesia (maybe if the next expansion is actually in South East Asia). Oh, and the Ryukyu people on Okinawa aren't considered part of that ehnic group. So no core for you!
@@sejozwak yeah yeah. Btw am i schizophrenic or did you used to be able to all the formable nordic nations and not just one at a time like it is now. I swear i once formed kalmar, then Nordic, then Baltic Dominion
I am not sure why paradox has been lazy on Portuguese Timor. They should at least make Timor Leste as releasable which also remove the permanent Colony State debuff from old game. I mean why they bother to fix Jan Mayen and Easter Island but not that one. Sure people has been asking to make Singapore and Brunei to be releasable as well.
The people of Okinawa are ethnically very similar to Japan. Their religion and culture is a bit different but they are far closer to Japanese than Polynesia which they had surprisingly little contact with.
A few of these are fixed in the new War Effort patch - Regnum Bospori is now puppeted and Al-Andalus jump out to me. Edit: that's what I get for commenting halfway through the video...
I'm pretty sure the reason why Polynesia doesn't core Okinawa is that the native peoples there are not Austronesian but more closely related to the Japanese.
The Guyanas Formable on based in the region composed of these States, idk why paradox made the kingdom of El Dorado there at first and include Rio Branco and Amazonas
When a mod adds or removes a state, all references are resolved so these bugs don't happen. That's for free while you pay for Paradox's work. Incredible. I never play fucking vanilla.
Austria-Hungary should also be classified as broken because it does not require nor give cores on Galicia (Lwow, Krakow and Stanislawow), despite being part of the actual Habsburg empire for at least 2 centuries.
I think the problem with gdynia is that before it was part of the state of danzig, same for hatay that before was part of other state, that's why they are not counted in the formables
Chinese Empire would be made significantly easier if you yourself didn't have to control all your cores (except taiwan, hong kong, macau, and guangzhouwan), so you didn't have to integrate mengkukuo and possibly get attacked while you do it
HoI4 needs to hire a full time staffer whose job it is to watch your videos. Omg British Soil I love that track Polynesia probably shouldn’t core Iwo Jima, but the reason it can core Taiwan is probably because Indigenous Taiwanese are the origin of the Austronesian language family which includes Polynesian languages. (That doesn’t really make sense as to why Polynesia can core it, but that’s the best reason I’ve got)
Polynesia is VERY broken. Polynesia should only core Samoa, New Zealand, Tahiti, Easter Island, Pictarin Island, Line Islands, Hawaii, Pheonix Island, Elice Islands, and to some extent, Nauru. all of these are in the Polynesia region and have Polynesian decent. Fiji, Micronesia, Taiwan, all of those are in other sub groups.
As you likely are aware the "annexing land" thing by clicking the funny decision has been in the game for a long time, it happens with im pretty sure every thing you get a core on while occupying, happens with Alsace, Anarchist Spain, Low Lands, etc.
No, it doesn't happen with "every thing you get a core on", you just mentioned like an exception or two which doesn't follow the rule, also with Integrate Alsace Lorraine and Luxembourg, you don't get to OWN Luxembourg, just core it, since otherwise you would annex a poor innocent country
@@sejozwak Maybe I am a few patches behind the times but I swore I remember that exact situation you just described occurring when you re-integrate Alsace.
Turan doesn't core Armenia because Armenia is not Turkic country, empire of finno ugria doesn't core nenetz because nenetz people is not finno ugrik, and cargopol and kotlas because it is ethnically Russian cities
5:33 "We are a poor country. We cannot pay you the wages you deserve. However, you will open a new scientific awakening in the young Republic of Turkey founded by Mustafa Kemal. The beneficial lights of the new science that will be born here will enlighten the whole world. Bring your science and methods, show our youth the ways of knowledge.'' erich frank leo spitzer ernst reuter benno landsberge wilhelm liepman andreas schwarz karl strupp wilhelm röpke hans reichenbach wilhelm röpke dankwart rüstow gerhard kessler umberto ricci fritz neumark fritz arndt felix haurowitz philip schwartz rudolf nissen wilhelm salomon-calvi harry dember paul hindemith eduard zuckmayer gustov oelsner alfred marchionin joseph igersheimer carl ebert kurt bittel hans güstav alfred kantorowicz leo spitzer erwin freundlich ernst von aster wilhelm peters gustov güterbock georg rohde alfred heilbronn richard von mises clemens holzmeister bruno taut ernst e. hirsch rudolf belling erich auerbach traugott fuchs due to nazi oppression 142 scientists from austria and germany came to turkey after 1933. einstein wrote a letter to ataturk for their acceptance i gave some examples above here is einsteins letter: eurasiadigital.medium.com/einsteins-letter-to-ataturk-s-turkey-7449ada946a5 also dobrudja is rightfuly turkish and armenia should be cored by turan
@@sejozwak Erm Rio Branco is not part of the Guianas actually en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guianas 🤓☝🏻 4:17, although yes the annexation thing may be correct…
Greater Hungary is also broken / designed in a terrible way. You gain cores on some old states and don't gain cores on some others. This would be acceptable, but there are states with historically low ethnic Hungarian population which you core (like the state with Brasov), and there are a fock ton of nations which can core a lot of states which are absolutely brain-dead (Macedonian empire, Roman empire, French union, Greater Bulgaria just to name a few). Why for the love of God can't that country gain cores on its historical territories? It sucks normally, it sucks pretty much with it's cores, and you wouldn't be too op with your historical borders either, but the extra manpower would fix at least one issue of your country. Please paradox, buff that shit. (Also, it could be a neat video to compare how many factories each / some focus trees give. You can't even begin a comparison with like Canada and China).
Rio de la plata has cores on the whole south america which doesnt make any sense the mapuche shouldnt have more than southern argentina and chile theres lit no mapuches in Belize and the Caribbean and the hispanic empire lacks cores on Spain for some reason paradox truly went on airplane mode while making this 🤧🤧
For Majapahit, i would be alright if they make it cored East Timor but NOT cored West Papua. Majapahit never controlled it, but the westernmost peninsula (Bird's Head or Vogelkop) was controlled by a bunch of tribes who paid fealty to the Tidore Confederation, who was at one time (20 years i believe) a vassal of Majapahit. TLDR: Majapahit has a stronger claim for East Timor than West Papua
Im giving him 3 more months before he starts going after paradox employees
You're optimistic, I bet he is already in paradox HQ right now
@@Reyob is "sejozwak" in the room with us right now?
"Breaking news!
Terror attack in Stockholm!"
"The attack took place at the 1st of september at the 0426 hours. The perpetrator is suspected to be a bosnian national with connections to multiple radical online groups, as well as several malmönese gangs"
@@sejozwakhe is and he crave revenge for all the 4y old unfixed bug
@@sejozwakhes right behind me isnt he… 🫢
"all broken formables" proceeds to list almost every formable
5:38 they (at least German ones) DID migrate into Turkey before WW2 and they actualy helped Turkish Academia by giving lessons in Turkey .
tuva pfp is crazy
@@beefysupreme I have been using it for 3 or 4 years at this point
Also, I think that reclaiming the mandate of heaven should give you cores on Tannu Tuva, Mongolia, and Tibet. To replicate the Qing empire in the 1910s before it collapsed.
They should at least have decisions to become core states for like 50PP each, but they were never 'core' territory to begin with
@@FelidaeEnjoyer Southern Arabia also wasn’t a “core” of the Ottomans, but nobody cares
Hell, maybe even on parts of Central Asia and Outer Manchuria.
Maybe just claims
@@CliffThePerson Eh, fair enough 😆
Ataturk is missing from Turkey without DLC because of two reasons:
1) There was a minor bug with removing him from command and his subsequent death.
2) A lot of countries will start with a later historical leader (and sometimes party) without the corresponding DLC: Metaxis in Greece, Franco in Nat Spain, Diaz in Rep Spain, Horthy and the stick bundl party in Hungary, Carol in Romania [with an event to change to one of the other two parties later] are the ones I remember.
Two years ago we had Atatürk as a leader, now we don't... don't defend the laziness and slopiness of Paradox for the love of God
@@sejozwak I was really only trying to point out the likely reason, not defend it. I have no idea why they didn't just keep the old Turkey event for Ataturk's death for people without the DLC (which I'm pretty sure is what they did for Romania's alignment change unless they removed that too).
Idk about Iwojima, but iirc Polynesia cores Taiwan bc the indigenous Taiwanese speak Austronesian languages; Okinawans/Ryukyuans speak Japonic, so it wouldn't apply. I think it would be interesting to have an Austronesia formable
After digging, I have absolutely no idea why Polynesia cores Iwojima. It's a volcanic island with only the Japanese Army being stationed there. Ancient Polynesians might have been to Iwojima but by that logic Polynesia should also core all of The Philipines and Indonesia, The Bismarck archipelago, Easter island and also Madagascar.
Funny thing is modders does better formbles paradox need to pay them
Deha Cuba mod incident
Its really easy to mod in formable nations, even i when i decided to just mess around, managed to create a few pretty quickly
@@lukasralys6096says a lot about the competency of paradox devs. what takes "professional" developers years, is something a teen in his basement can manage in a couple days.
the ai STILL sucks and the game is like almost a decade old. it's like they don't even care.
al andaluse will get cores on cairo in the new update, aswell as regnum bospori will become a puppet of rome
I saw
Bullying successful
it’s working, make more videos
Puyi will also keep his traits
It is also important to remember that Lampião's portrait is wrong in Brazil. Lampião didn't wear a purple hat, and if he ever did in his life, no one recognizes him with it, but with his classic leather hat with embroidered stars.
2:03 I would add at least a few states that real life Macedonian empire had, that in-game doesn't, for example: state of Macedonia... yea
XD
Impeccable timing, this coming out the day after PDX released the notes for the next patch where they address some of these issues. Which is something Hatless probably tried to tell you abt
Can we just agree to not buy any DLC from them until they start losing money and get their shit together?
Goated
nah
crack them dlcs and enjoy and then anyway be disappointed from low effort content made in one month (weakest workshop modder can recreate Trial of Allegiance)
Polynesia rn is kinda cursed in hoi4.
The native Taiwanese are considered part of the Austronesians just like the Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia and Madagascar.
They probably should add integration decisions once you formed Polynesia or Greater Indonesia (maybe if the next expansion is actually in South East Asia).
Oh, and the Ryukyu people on Okinawa aren't considered part of that ehnic group. So no core for you!
But Okinawa look better on map :(
5:38 Jewish Italians Germans and opposition supporters actually did migrated to Turkey during WW2
Austria Hungary is broken too, still not getting cores on Galicia
You forgot that when Denmark or Sweden form the Kalmar Union, they dont core Jan Mayen. Literally unplayable
Nordic Council does tho
@@sejozwak yeah yeah. Btw am i schizophrenic or did you used to be able to all the formable nordic nations and not just one at a time like it is now. I swear i once formed kalmar, then Nordic, then Baltic Dominion
@@oui6794 yes you could
@@sejozwak HOI4 has fallen, millions must uninstall
@@oui6794 *Billions even.
I am not sure why paradox has been lazy on Portuguese Timor. They should at least make Timor Leste as releasable which also remove the permanent Colony State debuff from old game. I mean why they bother to fix Jan Mayen and Easter Island but not that one. Sure people has been asking to make Singapore and Brunei to be releasable as well.
Whats the wildest part of this is that it would take a single afternoon for a single employee to fix this. Paradox. Just. Doesn't. Care.
they fixed some finally
Paradox trying not to mess up a formable nation for 2 seconds (IMPOSSIBLE)
The people of Okinawa are ethnically very similar to Japan. Their religion and culture is a bit different but they are far closer to Japanese than Polynesia which they had surprisingly little contact with.
4:39 Actually Turan claims this part of Dobruja cuz there was like turkish population enclave during the Ottoman Empire rule but yeah its cursed
A few of these are fixed in the new War Effort patch - Regnum Bospori is now puppeted and Al-Andalus jump out to me.
Edit: that's what I get for commenting halfway through the video...
Grand duchy of lithuania Controlled some parts of modern day Poland but they don't core them in the game cuz paradox
I'm pretty sure the reason why Polynesia doesn't core Okinawa is that the native peoples there are not Austronesian but more closely related to the Japanese.
The Guyanas Formable on based in the region composed of these States, idk why paradox made the kingdom of El Dorado there at first and include Rio Branco and Amazonas
Paradox try to make a good functioning update challenge (impossible)
Also, it's not a bug, but it's still strange: why Germany does not have any way to core state of Volga-Germany
Then Vojvodina should also get cored
394 views in only 14 minutes?! Blud is NOT falling off
When a mod adds or removes a state, all references are resolved so these bugs don't happen.
That's for free while you pay for Paradox's work. Incredible.
I never play fucking vanilla.
2:30 if i remember right, they fix it in the latest War effort which is currently in open Beta
And they still didn't fix EU core on Basque country, lol
Austria-Hungary should also be classified as broken because it does not require nor give cores on Galicia (Lwow, Krakow and Stanislawow), despite being part of the actual Habsburg empire for at least 2 centuries.
True, but I think that's intentional paradox neglegence
I think the problem with gdynia is that before it was part of the state of danzig, same for hatay that before was part of other state, that's why they are not counted in the formables
Yes, but Gdynia state was added when No Step Back and Soviet tree were added, so the formable NEVER worked properly...
Is this 1.14.4 or 1.14.5 beta? Paradox said that 1.14.5 beta fixed many of these bugs
They fixed Chinese Empire's Xuantong, at least
it ABSOLUTELY should not core ryukyu for a lot of reasons. taiwan is only a very slight stretch.
I bet Paradox will fix all of them.
In 5 years.
okay, stay strong bro❤
I think the reason they don't core the amazons are legit all named amazon
Name doesn't matter, State IDs do
@@sejozwak right, me forgor maybe is just paradox being silly
Chinese Empire would be made significantly easier if you yourself didn't have to control all your cores (except taiwan, hong kong, macau, and guangzhouwan), so you didn't have to integrate mengkukuo and possibly get attacked while you do it
I thought you already went mad
You can even make a detailed video of all the bugs and they will not fix it. I love paradox.
There’s a few being fixed in the next update mentioned in the patch updates
It looks like the next update is going to fix a whole bunch of them honestly
Jugoslavija idalje izgubi cores na Istru, Zadar i Litorale ako završe fokus Unite the Kingdom
da jer je smece fokus
ne gube ako uspiju zauzet italiju i dat tu zemlju hrvatskoj i sloveniji tho
HoI4 needs to hire a full time staffer whose job it is to watch your videos.
Omg British Soil I love that track
Polynesia probably shouldn’t core Iwo Jima, but the reason it can core Taiwan is probably because Indigenous Taiwanese are the origin of the Austronesian language family which includes Polynesian languages. (That doesn’t really make sense as to why Polynesia can core it, but that’s the best reason I’ve got)
IDK why Austria-Hungary doesnt get cores on polish states.
Lithunia mindaugas 3 path is so good
giving Indonesia cores on East Timor is a horrible idea because there was actually a genocide there from indonesia
it looks better on map
Thank you. :)
Polynesia is VERY broken.
Polynesia should only core Samoa, New Zealand, Tahiti, Easter Island, Pictarin Island, Line Islands, Hawaii, Pheonix Island, Elice Islands, and to some extent, Nauru. all of these are in the Polynesia region and have Polynesian decent. Fiji, Micronesia, Taiwan, all of those are in other sub groups.
Looks painful to deal with.
Make more of these bugs videos they are very entertaining and maybe just maybe hoi4 will actually fix them
Actually, the Guyana name's leaders are correct, they speak english 🤓
they are funny tho
The video should be all formable nations…
nah, the other half are not broken somehow
Cuz Atatürk invited those scientist even Einstein and many came and worked as prof in universities
Waited 4 diz one
Wait I guess Turkey can core Armenia but via focus on Turan path not via form Turan
Wait, is this after the bug fix today in war effort?
Bug fix is open beta, some of these will be fixed
Sejo, didn't you have a mod that fixes all of these?
Yeah I had
Is there a mod that fixes all the broken Paradox stuff?
I had it but I gave up on it
Regnum Bospori
paradox has fixed me iirc
In an upcoming patch
Timor is a coliny state
Yes because Nobody cores it
LONG LIVE THE FREE STATE OF CIRO
By broken I thought overpowered... Can you make that also
thats relative af
I think they fixed some of these in the latest patch
In the upcoming patch*
pdx take notice and plz fix
Would be amazing if they fix Reichskommisariat Ukraine as well. But Super-Prussia should stay in the game
5:33 but that is historical...
Denmark is 🔥
As you likely are aware the "annexing land" thing by clicking the funny decision has been in the game for a long time, it happens with im pretty sure every thing you get a core on while occupying, happens with Alsace, Anarchist Spain, Low Lands, etc.
No, it doesn't happen with "every thing you get a core on", you just mentioned like an exception or two which doesn't follow the rule, also with Integrate Alsace Lorraine and Luxembourg, you don't get to OWN Luxembourg, just core it, since otherwise you would annex a poor innocent country
@@sejozwak Maybe I am a few patches behind the times but I swore I remember that exact situation you just described occurring when you re-integrate Alsace.
Turan doesn't core Armenia because Armenia is not Turkic country, empire of finno ugria doesn't core nenetz because nenetz people is not finno ugrik, and cargopol and kotlas because it is ethnically Russian cities
NO, WRONG! IT'S BECAUSE PARADOX IS LAZY, STOP DEFENDING THEM
@@sejozwakNo, turkophile. Armenia will never be turk.
@@sejozwakNo, turkophile. Armenia will never be turk.
9:06 BRUH 💀💀 I sor it in Iran
No it's not a nuke, it's weather
5:33 "We are a poor country. We cannot pay you the wages you deserve. However, you will open a new scientific awakening in the young Republic of Turkey founded by Mustafa Kemal. The beneficial lights of the new science that will be born here will enlighten the whole world. Bring your science and methods, show our youth the ways of knowledge.''
erich frank
leo spitzer
ernst reuter
benno landsberge
wilhelm liepman
andreas schwarz
karl strupp
wilhelm röpke
hans reichenbach
wilhelm röpke
dankwart rüstow
gerhard kessler
umberto ricci
fritz neumark
fritz arndt
felix haurowitz
philip schwartz
rudolf nissen
wilhelm salomon-calvi
harry dember
paul hindemith
eduard zuckmayer
gustov oelsner
alfred marchionin
joseph igersheimer
carl ebert
kurt bittel
hans güstav
alfred kantorowicz
leo spitzer
erwin freundlich
ernst von aster
wilhelm peters
gustov güterbock
georg rohde
alfred heilbronn
richard von mises
clemens holzmeister
bruno taut
ernst e. hirsch
rudolf belling
erich auerbach
traugott fuchs
due to nazi oppression 142 scientists from austria and germany came to turkey after 1933. einstein wrote a letter to ataturk for their acceptance i gave some examples above
here is einsteins letter: eurasiadigital.medium.com/einsteins-letter-to-ataturk-s-turkey-7449ada946a5
also dobrudja is rightfuly turkish and armenia should be cored by turan
Tü*k
where is the video where you criticized another hoi4 youtuber?
I made two, I uploaded it in July 2023, you can find it
Polynesia and Guyana are not broken
Guayana is tho
@@sejozwak Erm Rio Branco is not part of the Guianas actually en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guianas 🤓☝🏻 4:17, although yes the annexation thing may be correct…
speedrun
Aj probaj sa Bosnom da osvojis cijeli svijet ( ali onom rastavljenom Bosnom di moras Hercegovinu vratit pod svoju kontrolu)
Neću to je umnobolno, sa hercegovniom je lakse jer mozes uradit civil war
@@sejozwak bar probaj onda da vratis istru i zadar i osvoji bugarsku i grcku
Greater Hungary is also broken / designed in a terrible way. You gain cores on some old states and don't gain cores on some others. This would be acceptable, but there are states with historically low ethnic Hungarian population which you core (like the state with Brasov), and there are a fock ton of nations which can core a lot of states which are absolutely brain-dead (Macedonian empire, Roman empire, French union, Greater Bulgaria just to name a few). Why for the love of God can't that country gain cores on its historical territories? It sucks normally, it sucks pretty much with it's cores, and you wouldn't be too op with your historical borders either, but the extra manpower would fix at least one issue of your country. Please paradox, buff that shit.
(Also, it could be a neat video to compare how many factories each / some focus trees give. You can't even begin a comparison with like Canada and China).
go on hoi4 and restore greater hungary and change their party to communism to see something funny
Balkan Socialist Union
day 1 of asking for unban plz daddy sejo
Who tf are you, and don't call me that you perv
Why is the eu even a formable? Uniting Europe through conquest is kinda the exact opposite of what the eu is about
I mean you do Have to be democratic to form it, except for British Fascist Mosley schizo EU
@@sejozwak that doesn’t really change much
Rio de la plata has cores on the whole south america which doesnt make any sense the mapuche shouldnt have more than southern argentina and chile theres lit no mapuches in Belize and the Caribbean and the hispanic empire lacks cores on Spain for some reason paradox truly went on airplane mode while making this 🤧🤧
For Majapahit, i would be alright if they make it cored East Timor but NOT cored West Papua.
Majapahit never controlled it, but the westernmost peninsula (Bird's Head or Vogelkop) was controlled by a bunch of tribes who paid fealty to the Tidore Confederation, who was at one time (20 years i believe) a vassal of Majapahit.
TLDR: Majapahit has a stronger claim for East Timor than West Papua