"I'm Not Allowed To Load The Dishwasher, Because I'll F**k It Up" | BEST OF ALAN CARR

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  • @autumnwest5854
    @autumnwest5854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Love this man's sense of humor.

  • @peskatarian
    @peskatarian ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Why do you want to look like you've got jaundice? Why?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bundytuba
    @Bundytuba ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He’s a one and only. Such is his talent you can’t help but feel he’s you’re camp mate who you’d love to hang around. He draws the audience in.

  • @jul30ie
    @jul30ie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    So true his comments about old school photos. As a kid you never realised your parents had distributed them until you visited relatives and saw it displayed somewhere.
    If you didn’t like the photo it was so humiliating.

    • @jaynekittycat9252
      @jaynekittycat9252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So very true jules. 😂

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeh, and you better make that smile look natural son!!

    • @joetit5969
      @joetit5969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cum on smell the noize: th-cam.com/video/qIbI9I8Xvdc/w-d-xo.html

    • @Silkytoaster
      @Silkytoaster 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was so true . For many kids those school photos were the only photos ever taken of you . I grew up in Jamaica in the 70’s and the only photos we have of my brothers and me in that decade were those frozen frightened smiles taken in that one shot annual school photo. And yes later when we visited relatives - every old aunt or distant cousin had those in the family album. 😂

  • @sweetbaybabz7463
    @sweetbaybabz7463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    feels strange watching this again after the news of his divorce. watching this I thought he was joking and embellishing his husband's drinking, but apparently he wasn't and this was probably his way of coping with it I guess. Nevertheless, I do feel bad for his situation, but he is one funny man.

    • @catecurry48
      @catecurry48 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes indeed. And his husband was jailed last year for a DUI. He actually backed up into a police car. Must have been heart wrenching for Alan.

  • @laurirohr5364
    @laurirohr5364 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Alan totally cracks me up!
    Thank you for the laughter😂

  • @n.m.2174
    @n.m.2174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He's always fantastic.

  • @lucyroberts2800
    @lucyroberts2800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    He makes me laugh out loud 😊

  • @Luke0193
    @Luke0193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Carol part will never not crack me up. This is so hilarious

  • @priscillasolanki6390
    @priscillasolanki6390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Alan is truly remarkable a funny laughable bubble of fun an awesome show experience for comedy lovers ❤👍👑💋

  • @kramercapriati
    @kramercapriati 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just Love Alan Carr

  • @jaynekittycat9252
    @jaynekittycat9252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Alan is so hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • @tchrisou812
    @tchrisou812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like this dude, he's funny. Subbed.

  • @psychosoma5049
    @psychosoma5049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the way he looks at the risotto heckler.

  • @blugirlart
    @blugirlart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wish I could like this video a thousand times

  • @RTK171
    @RTK171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Allan Car is hilarious 😂

  • @BonJody
    @BonJody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My kindergarten class photo has everybody wearing nice dresses and suits standing up like normal kids, and then me dressed up like Madonna in the front posing like I was in a music video.

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you🙏 Alan Carr
    I am a huge fan.
    Thank you🙏 for your support

  • @karinberonius8799
    @karinberonius8799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I found some of my old school photos yesterday. The horror. It was the eighties though, which explains a lot.

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine were all great. Nieces accused me of lying they were of me, shite as I look now. The tw*ts.

    • @laa4438
      @laa4438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My mother would not buy them because I was always ugly in photos ..
      Blessings in disguise I suppose 😅

  • @darrenm7064
    @darrenm7064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "homes under the hammer, tequila slammer"
    😃😂

  • @jillipepper5353
    @jillipepper5353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    OMG the frozen mitten string nearly drowned me, I was taking a drink of my Pepsi and it went up my nose and down my lungs all at the same time . My shirt and pants are soaked and my sinuses are popping sofa bubbles. 😳

  • @emmapeart6101
    @emmapeart6101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Very funny man. Love you Alan ♥️.

  • @EdgarPerez-yv7et
    @EdgarPerez-yv7et 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this guy

  • @debbietrabeau3764
    @debbietrabeau3764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is this a new show? I’m from the states and I’ve fallen in love with all of u guys. I’ve watched y’all all summer.
    If this is new season I would like to subscribe. Could someone let me know? Thank you, 🌺

  • @Lubomishka92
    @Lubomishka92 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just love Alan❤

  • @anitawebster9450
    @anitawebster9450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm the door closer 😆😆😆

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me, too: "Vanna Beige," as I'm not quite White.

  • @chrisardern4594
    @chrisardern4594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You'll be alright now alan as your on your own now theirs no one else around to bollock you for f ing it up.

  • @jenreii
    @jenreii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In the US as a kid but I never took my school photos proofs home, so no one could buy them 😂

    • @lir3379
      @lir3379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yup. We could never afford them so I was safe.

    • @SteakBoss1
      @SteakBoss1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My mum could never afford to buy them, so the proof photos were kept as if she did buy them, which meant I always had to wear awful clothes with 1970’s hairstyle. Taken very seriously in my household. Until high school when I just blagged the teachers into thinking my friends were actually relatives of mine.

  • @zzzcocopepe
    @zzzcocopepe ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His stand-up is so bad but he is so funny on his show. I think he really shines when he improvs Snappy jokes. In a conversation. Because in stand up it feels like there's no punch

  • @linrob1312
    @linrob1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sadly his partners day drinking was a prelude to his alcoholism.

  • @lilme7052
    @lilme7052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sent the year 8 picture back it was so bad.

  • @neonlightsuk3864
    @neonlightsuk3864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Honestly can’t decide whether he was joking about the other half’s daytime drinking part or not when he wrote this show 😳

    • @aam3361
      @aam3361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was just thinking this and saw your comment - think its definitely comic relief. Poor bub x

    • @LilySaintSin
      @LilySaintSin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He wasn't joking.

    • @phily8093
      @phily8093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aam3361 they've ended their marriage recently very sadly. I feel his pain as mine also ended recently.

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phily8093 Oh, that's sad. I've had similar issues, but stick it out. Sometimes that's for the worse, tho. I hope he finds someone suitable, as everyone needs love.

    • @phily8093
      @phily8093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@injunsun Thank you very much. I agree. It's very painful. All I've ever wanted is someone to hold at the end of the night, and fight their corner, in the hope that they fight mine. I hope one day to find that again. Take care. All the best.

  • @mz610
    @mz610 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "skoo fo-uhs"

  • @jojobaba754
    @jojobaba754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sublime!!!! Hi ok me back!!! 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

  • @Cocoandindy
    @Cocoandindy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    In my group school photo in the early 70's I was in the front row with my legs open a little bit, just enough to see my white knickers!

  • @izaakz12
    @izaakz12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @sharonshmuel3386
    @sharonshmuel3386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣✅✅✅

  • @sianj456
    @sianj456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh my god!! Grandparents had school photos of all us grandkids on display in the front room....ewwww.....from nursery to comprehensive school....cringe!

  • @UncleSpicey
    @UncleSpicey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joking about his other halfs drinking problem…….didn’t age well lol

    • @aperson7631
      @aperson7631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah shame but stupid

    • @joetit5969
      @joetit5969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have another Hobnob: th-cam.com/video/qIbI9I8Xvdc/w-d-xo.html

    • @UncleSpicey
      @UncleSpicey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joetit5969 lol, wtf?😂 what happened to the good old days of the rickroll?

  • @bartwenmeckers4676
    @bartwenmeckers4676 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sounds like he's married to Jon Richardson

  • @3506Dodge
    @3506Dodge ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alan doesn't have 'help?' He could surely afford having a woman come in and clean a few days a week.

  • @brazilianmusic-tm5po
    @brazilianmusic-tm5po 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OMG his voice is so annoying … i couldnt watch it past 5 mins… plus he shows so much anger … it is not even funny 😏

  • @bigreddallas2742
    @bigreddallas2742 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The string 'olding me mittens.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you, Alan! USA here in the shites with orange wacko running for president - I really needed you tonight!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Lily2807
    @Lily2807 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂