Doppio’s chicken slander

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @DoppioDropscythe
    @DoppioDropscythe ปีที่แล้ว +4311

    Just like a coupon, I've been clipped! Thank you so much!

    • @terios7250
      @terios7250 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Hello Doppio!

    • @Kugathalord22
      @Kugathalord22 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      H E L P
      My kokoro dokis 949 times per second from this comment!

    • @tokumeichan38
      @tokumeichan38 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I lost braincells thinking for a reply

    • @mrknt2929
      @mrknt2929 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      omg doppi hii

    • @Kinda_SUS
      @Kinda_SUS ปีที่แล้ว +43

      PLEASE,I'm already crying 😂😂😂

  • @lismadewi3501
    @lismadewi3501 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    "Just like an egg, i've been laid"
    -Doppio Dropscythe 2023

    • @caitlinjane92
      @caitlinjane92 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I burst out laughing when I first heard that, LOL!

  • @Chica56
    @Chica56 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    I love the confidence in Doppio’s “I’m a chicken :D”

  • @pandabugdiaries2384
    @pandabugdiaries2384 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    that "exploited for capitalism" caught me so off guard 👁👄👁

  • @rozeebadeebap
    @rozeebadeebap ปีที่แล้ว +318

    doppio is the definition of who let him cook

    • @zuzoozuzoozu
      @zuzoozuzoozu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      no its “we left him alone for 5 minutes, how did these guinea pigs get in our house
      and where tf is he”

  • @Rozey24032
    @Rozey24032 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Iconic line "I'm a chicken"🐣

  • @bluebakeroll
    @bluebakeroll ปีที่แล้ว +160

    just like an egg, i’ve been laid

  • @cheese4g
    @cheese4g ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Doppio: I've been laid.
    Everyone Else: WHAT??
    Fucking Vox: Hey, good job man.
    Vox out there once again proving he's the only NijiEN liver with manners.

  • @megane1748
    @megane1748 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    A clipper named chicky clipped a clip about chicken slander. I love the internet.

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like a tongue twister ^^

  • @cheese4g
    @cheese4g ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Also Finana, you are the last person who gets to say ANYTHING in response to anyone saying questionable things about eggs.

  • @gabimarus4834
    @gabimarus4834 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Just like an egg, I've been laid" -Doppio Dropsycthe

  • @alleyc4t
    @alleyc4t ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Not me repeating the "I'm a chicken~" part xD love how he delivers it smoothly ^O^

  • @ranniemanangan5371
    @ranniemanangan5371 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Fun fact: not all eggs that birds especially chickens produced are fertilized, some of them are unfertilized and they need to release it out of their bodies... Essentially, those unfertilized eggs are like the bird's version of menstruation

    • @Tulipaau
      @Tulipaau ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Damn so we be eating period blood

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought about that again today aswell but my conclusio was, it is not really bc an egg comes out either way, fertilised or not. I mean, the yolk is in fact the egg cell, so the ovum itself, but it comes out the same, whether it' fertilised or not. The fertilisation happens inside the hen, before the shell builds, and the hen's body doesn't distiguish the ejection depending on fertilisation status.
      Which is what happens in human menstruation, though. Only the infertilised eggs get ejected by removing the superficial endometrium layer and the menstruation is mainly this tissue and blood. The egg is only a very small part of it and you can't even make it out in your period slush...
      So I wouldn't call a chicken egg a menstruation. I mean, birds per definition can't have a menstruation bc they don't have a uterus, but that aside, I am not even sure I'd call it an equivalent.
      If anything, I'd say laying an egg is like the birthing process, only it doesn't need to be a viable, fertilised egg. It is like the birthing of an egg cell.
      If yall wanna think of something weird though, remember that each yolk is a single ovum :) so one cell.

  • @dradelcra
    @dradelcra ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Dying at the egg quote😂 Never change pio-chan😂😂

  • @blightwolfman5184
    @blightwolfman5184 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Props for Actually putting in the effort to edit a drama cd thumbnail in the same style as the double vamps one

  • @writersblock7260
    @writersblock7260 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:29 I never caught Fulgur breaking out into “I Just Had Sex” until just now, what a dude XD

  • @Absbor
    @Absbor ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Oh! congratz, Doppio" - the only one who can put these things together fast enough

  • @Kugathalord22
    @Kugathalord22 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    OH MY GOSH I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT ONE EVERYWHERE THANK YOU!!!
    (the one with capitalism thinggy)

  • @monalleysa
    @monalleysa ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:28 not LAM bros singing the appropriate song😭😭

  • @lins_z2
    @lins_z2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    [RP ASMR] Doppio breaks his legs and begs for help

  • @tobi79777
    @tobi79777 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    How many times have i watched this? Yes

  • @Lxnalumin
    @Lxnalumin ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Omg I fricking love him so much 😭he’s so precious

  • @inightlock2476
    @inightlock2476 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thank you for clipping this 😂

  • @luvienne420
    @luvienne420 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    YOUR HONOUR, I LOVE THIS MAN!

  • @felipefs1917
    @felipefs1917 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:12 he just like me fr fr

  • @Howaboutyes11
    @Howaboutyes11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Slay Doppio 💜🙄💅0:08

  • @ryoumakoushiro7447
    @ryoumakoushiro7447 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm starting to wonder if WikiHow is actually his go-to for things

  • @CatInAPotatoWaff
    @CatInAPotatoWaff ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:16
    I cant get over this-

  • @K.K_artS
    @K.K_artS ปีที่แล้ว +3

    doppio live in his own world

  • @theoverlordbear
    @theoverlordbear ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm starting to think that this man is NijiEN's Noraneko. Also, would "Free Range Chicken" be a fitting nickname for Doppio?

  • @shiffr0n
    @shiffr0n ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro got LAID OUT😂

  • @kohaku_0706
    @kohaku_0706 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:03

  • @crystalr6461
    @crystalr6461 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cannot with the fucking fugis 😂😂

  • @MiaWhitelove208
    @MiaWhitelove208 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm a chicken 0:03

  • @Twelve_Thirteen1213
    @Twelve_Thirteen1213 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That "I'm a chicken" sounds illegal 😭💦💦💦

    • @fluffychicky
      @fluffychicky  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nothing illegal here! You heard nothing :D

  • @Hitsuki28
    @Hitsuki28 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Does he mean to say laid as in laid off? I just can't handle what doppio cooking xD

    • @fluffychicky
      @fluffychicky  ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't think too much about it - Doppio Dropscythe

    • @quintonheimann
      @quintonheimann ปีที่แล้ว

      Laid is old people slang for lost or injured

  • @tokumeichan38
    @tokumeichan38 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Exploited for capitalism 👍

  • @dreamstardraws
    @dreamstardraws ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:20

  • @videoloversful
    @videoloversful ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LET HIM COOK 01:20

  • @zerokiryuualbanssmolvampire
    @zerokiryuualbanssmolvampire ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes Pio-chan, you're a chimkin

  • @angelinakang4014
    @angelinakang4014 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My question is by who Doppio WHO LAID YOU