Ben Simmons being BEGGED by the Nets to shoot sends me to therapy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- Ben Simmons is still passing up open shots and layups and is being BEGGED by the Nets front office to take more shots. This is a contract year they he still plays with very little effort and next to no heart all while saying he's built tough in dealing with what he's faced what's amounted to dozens of missed games and undeserved money. It's not his injuries I dispute but rather his character and behavior as a ball player. HE FUELS MY SILENT AND LOUD RAGE!!
#bensimmons
#brooklynnets
#nba
Making fun of people who’ve publicly declared they’re dealing with mental issues is great content right?
You must be proud of your life choices 👍
It's okay I've got mental health issues too, so it's one crazy person on meds making fun of another. Check your privilege as unless you are on life preserving meds I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir/ma'am
Boo fucking hoo. He still git a job to do, does the rest of society get the privilege of Underperforming to this caliber cause we're dealing issues? We're all eating the same shit sandwich.
He should just retire if it’s that problematic
brother in my home town of las vegas, every few years a large sex trafficking ring gets uncovered. Ben simmons will be fine.
The irony of making a statement like this with a username like that is absolutely delicious. 😂
Ben Simmons is a real life troll. Getting paid to be terrible.
NBA should make a new rule where every player that gets money and acts like Ben, his contract should be nullified
On purpose**
@@parklife27 you mean like Khawi and Paul George? They weren’t fit to play and still got paid 🤷♂️
"How do you go in the lab and come out Mid?" Amazing quote 😂
Man's not even a "Mid" 🤦♂
@@jacobdonnelly27 ask your mom
Never forget Ben Simmons couldn’t get LSU to the March madness tournament. A tournament that consists of 68 teams. Just have 5 guys with a pulse and your team will get it in.
he also didnt care about college and just saw it as a stopping point to the nba
Especially with a program like LSU!!!
@@peytonfechter3438I mean that's a lot of players lol.
Ok so what's your name since you said it's easy have you won one nope didn't think so shoosh I bet you couldn't even talk on video without cracking try playing ball in front of the world
The tragic thing with Simmons is that you need not only to feed him with a spoon, but chew his food, digest and sh*t it for him. That's almost close to describing how much babysitting he needs
Oh, he definitely poops on his own😕
Benny boy ain't even potty trained. Dude just shits himself on the court and collects his cheque.
Nah I’m just putting him at the corner and tell him you only shoot 3 no passing.
I'm stilll salty they gave him ROTY, straight robbed Donovan Mitchell. And congrats to Donovan for one of the coldest pictures of all time with that rookie definition hoodie ❄️😬
Don't forget the Rookie Van. That was extra and I love it! 😅
100%
Preach. They were saying Simmons is the next lebron lol now Mitchell is top 20
And wanted to give him dpoy lol
@@alexlarsen2464almost as if ROY is about who played their first NBA season the best, and not about who people think will be better seven seasons later.
Ben 10 was the show back in the day!!
It really was
They was allways fresh with the story lines and character building
That first spin off when ben is a teen, running with Kevin. That was 10/10
Heatblast, Diamondhead, and XLR8 were my goats 🐐
Facts
Ben Simmons is the NBA equivalent of Lying Flat
Ben Simmons’ Chinese name would be Tang Ping which is the name of the lying flat movement in the PRC
Commish! My girlfriend works at the pharmacy and she said to check with the medication manufacturing companies website for programs that can help pay for the medication!!! I don't mean to be in your business but I can't let my guy be down like that!
its so good for you to help, but give some links in the DMs of our commissioner, othewise I doubt it, the healthcare in USA is beyond abismal if you dont have extra half a million in your pockets... until you have a single payer healthcare option your suggestions seem unlikely to me... sorry to be a debby downer...
@@traholgarnot unlikely. There are tons of programs which help pay for emergency medication. We have resources, people just don’t know they can use them. It’s not a good system by any means, but there’s a good chance he can get some type of monetary assistance.
Doesn't mark Cuban have an online pharmacy that is super cheap.
Maybe check it out
I think he may have already looked into said programs. I left a similar comment on the original post because my job is managing a database of these programs (both from the manufacturers and third party/charity ones), and didn't get a response. Either that or he doesn't wanna be talkin about his bidness with strangers on the internet, either of which would make sense.
He's probably paying for insurance, solely to make the drugs and doctor visits affordable.
Glad you’re back and healthy Commish. Been missing my dose of unhinged NBA discourse
I will preface this by saying I'm not a doctor but as someone whose worked out and played sports on some level since like middle school, I honestly think that the reason a lot of these "rest day" guys seem injured all the time is that they take the time off. The human body adjusts when put under a constant amount of stress. If you sit around the house for months you basically have to start from scratch if you work out again. If you work out constantly you're going to get used to it and have to increase the weight to feel the same results. It's the on/off stuff that leads to injury because your body isn't able to adjust and just gets hurt. When you sit for a week because you a little sore you're more likely to get hurt because your body is starting to adjust to being at rest. If they played through the little things they'd likely avoid more serious injuries.
Some of this is true but you wont start from scratch. Muscles have memory
@@Hensley_Jbdepends on the age too….
You mean conditioning. 😂😂 U didn't have to say a whole bunch of nothing 😂
Ben just waiting to drop the; "Y'all about to see the reeeal Simmons" *off-season* mix tape
Ben , the season already started
the real of the real of the real of the real of the real Simmons
I feel like the culture of "the process" needs to be studied for how it created Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons. A team that didn't care about winning for half a decade leading up to them had to have something to do with this.
Ben was always the “guy” and probably didn’t have any adversity or criticism thrown his way. I hate to sound like a boomer, but a lot of people under 30 cannot take criticism, and will avoid things out of fear of doing it wrong.
The problem is that they, the players, are overpaid with guaranteed money. Where's the incentive? I mean if you can be an instant millionaire before barely playing any real minutes, why bother putting forth the effort for a full meaningful career? I am done watching today's NBA.
I have been enjoying revisiting footage of the 70s-90s. Before it blew up in the nineties, the NBA and ABA was a down-to-earth hardworking profession sometimes fueled by coke/steroids but otherwise fun to watch.
The NBA's drug and violence problem in the 70s damn near got the league shut down
Nah i think its teams that dont want to believe hes garbage and theyre trying to make him into something hes not
Yea......you're wrong about the 70s ngl. They were way worse when it came to being "professionals". I don't think this is a guaranteed money problem bc there is no other player in the league that is on this type of bullshit
@@CanuckifyouBuck Yeah.... you might as well be lying because you don't know what you are talking about. Study the history and you will see back in the 70s the players (outside the top 3 players) were playing for a living and the love of the game.
It's wasn't about the money for most of them it was for the love of the game. Now it's about load management and not giving a damn about showing up for the fans.
@@xylynthian753 so close to shutting down that the leagues merged and expansion teams started happening in the late 70s early 80s. The 80s had more issues with drugs and match fixing but that never went away.
Why hasn’t this man gotten booed off the arena? Nets fans are too soft
Tbf they havent been good for a long time. Majority of the fans who were there during kd and kyrie were bandwagons
All 5 of them booing ain't doing nothing 😭😭😭
To be fair, if Ben's contributing heavily to losing, then it's actually in the Nets' best interest. Don't forget they're trying to capture the Flagg.
"Ben Simmons the only WFH NBA player"
😂😭
Epic😂
"The 200 million dollar mid" Good sir Dynamo this is pure gold 😂😂😂.
Also a tip from a pasty Scot who lives in a place possibly even more bleak and cold than Detroit. Get your ass some vitamins..zinc,vit D a good multi. Eat a LOT of veg too. You sick way too much brother. All love 😘
Yeah my being sick has been a problem all my life. Even when I was in great shape I got sick far too much. I'm going to make sure I do as best I can in taking care of myself going forward
@DaCommishDude That's all you can do my man. Take ownership sort diet, be disciplined and get any help you need. We are all different but take as many steps as you can to fix yourself. Mentally don't ever doubt yourself you have huge talent and smarts. Take care brother.
Hope you’re doing good Commish good to have you back😊
Ben is averaging 6-6-6 this season. That’s a wild stat line
He's going from being a guy who we thinks only a jumpshot away from being a potentially an all time player to a guy who's now offensively speaking is worse than Draymond Green. Gah damn 😂
This may your best video of all time imo. I’m a Philly fan so I felt that whole speech it’s all so true. 🔥🔥🔥
Me too 🎯🎯🎯
Flat earth killed me 🤣🤣🤣
It's true
Getting paid for floor seats
Underrated comment 😂
Hands down to you Commisioner, you’re the funniest. Love your content, the facts and sarcasm are soo funny. Continue what you doin.
6:12: Oh, my God. Thank you for this! I recently had to deal with someone on another video about Caitlin Clark that pulled this same 'you're not a chef so any criticisms you have of the product you're being served is irrelevant' argument. It's so goddamn annoying to try to reason with these people because they think there opinion inherently has more value than your own. Its an ego complex, nothing more, nothing less. Told the dude to rethink his method of argumentation if they think they can just handwave away shit with stuff like that.
I'm glad you're safe commissioner dynamo your vids always cheer me up 👋😊👍
7:40 you're about to see it once his contract expires
3:27 this is whats so frustrating about the guy...if he would try a little harder and shoot the ball occasionally, he'd be dropping triple-doubles all the time. We know what he's got in him, based on those stats
Milwaukee Bucks are now 1-6
🥲
I'll be talking about them soon. Maybe tomorrow but nit sure yet
Awful coach and roster
Doc effect
Please! Hahaha @@DaCommishDude
As a suns fan the fact that the bucks collapsed after winning but the suns havnt . Has me punching the air every playoff season
You're back!! Yay!!! I'm so glad you're feeling better. I was worried about you. Take your vitamins, sir.
The fact that Bronny and Simmons have a roster spot is a disgrace to all true NBA fans
At least bronny shows up and isn't scared to go to the basket when he's 6 10
And Markelle, who has been grinding his ass off through injuries, doesn’t ☹️
But Ben Simmons is getting paid 35Ms a year😭 to average single digit numbers
His agent deserves a novel price
Do you wanna edit that comment
I was waiting for the one step song from Rudolph clay maytion 😂
Glad your back and better! God bless you!
Man Kobe passing away really meant the end of an era... RIP Mamba
There’s D book who everyone says is his twin😊
@@LovinMeEndlessly Devin Booker is just like his dad Luka who complains to the refs all the time
Kobe the same guy carried by Shaq cheating refs(2002 vs the kings) the same Kobe that is the most inefficient player in nba history. Hes literally overrated solely because hes been fried in a crash. No kobe was mid as fuk. Close to Kawhi then Jordan
We went from tough and rough 2000 era to this soft *ss era were superstars cant even play back to back games.
We have the exact same feelings when it comes to this topic, and Darth Mule. Makes me glad I’m not alone ❤
6-6-6 satin stats is crazy
Man, welcome back! A day without your vid is a sad sad day. On to 50k!
The fact that NBA media was more willing to talk bad about Tatum and not completely roast Ben Simmons for robbing the Nets for millions of dollars with a bunch of BS and make the franchise look like clowns is insane to me. He SHOULD be called out. He should be the face of failure in the NBA. He’s complete garbage and is finessing the NBA for court side tickets and free travel. Idk how people aren’t more upset about it
Man so close to 50k... Keep grindin' ma boi you're so close!
The upload assault is only just beginning!
TOP TIER CONTENT PERIOD 😂😂😂 NOT JUST SPORTS!! We’re glad your back lol
He has so much talent he just has no drive and no commitment. He Is a great defender and facilitator. Just won't shoot
He's a great defender and facilitator, but has no drive or commitment? Those are the things that take drive and commitment.
Why should he be shooting?
@@penkima4923 because one cannot win in basketball ball without scoring. If only 4 out 5 people on your team are capable of scoring then him being a facilitator ain't gonna do much.
@@sammydray5919 The Warriors won 4 titles like that.
@@penkima4923 You mean the team with the best shooter on the planet right now AND one of the best scorers to ever play the game AND another one of the best three point shooters AND a violent but brilliant defender that was also an ok scorer?? The same team that had some of THE best ball movement and shooting in all of modern NBA??
What a rubbish comparison lmao. Even Draymond who is primarily a defender could do scoring back then if the need came up.
Ain't no way you are trying to use the warriors to justify Ben lol
@@sammydray5919 Dray was arguably the most important player on the Warriors team, so it's not a bad comparison. They score around the same number of points, but fittingly, Ben shoots much better than Dray.
I feel like it's not so much he doesn't want to put in the work, but he doesn't believe in himself. He has low self-esteem issues when it comes to basketball, it's even harder when you have the whole world watching you. He copes by deflecting it, he thinks any sort of critism whether helpful or not is an attack on him. He's the type that if you disrespect his game, he'll play worse just in spite of you instead of playing better to prove you wrong. He simply too much in his own head and doesn't care.
godspeed, i see him being traded to a couple of teams in the nba and then retiring
Ben Simmons is the goat man pulls the biggest heist in the nba
commish was cooking w this one
Mental issues or not, he is collecting the money for a job he didn't do. That's grounds enough to criticise him.
Bens about to start speaking chinese real quick I swear 😂
The Shanghai sharks are calling pick up the phone
nah, fans been saying this since 2021 after his passed layup. Some front offices like the Nets keep bums like this in action :(
@ToaRahkshi Ive seen some street bums that would put in more effort than Ben Simmons 😂
@@theskorpioogaming34 NI HAO BEN
THANK YOU. I swear people think that we should feel sorry for millionaire children with Rich parents. Nah not anymore
They keep pumping and dumping this NFT all because of his perceived value. 😔
Glad you aight Commish, the blood ritual to trade your health for a Pistons W is commendable, but we need you healthy, champ
Working from home as an NBA player is wild lol
That million dollar man shit was hilarious bro
this upload is fire
NBA fans will rejoice once this man's contract is up
I watched the game and it was sad to see the Nets try to play around him knowing they can’t pass to him for an open shot. Sad 🤣🤣🤣
Remember when people were calling Brick an athletic Darth Mule?
That might actually be insulting to Darth Mule.
The fact that they're still babying him omfg let it go bench the guy eat that contract Issa rap
Why does it feel like a decade for his contract to finally end im so sick talking about this guy. Hes the nba equivalent of the bubble boy. Once he makes contact with the outside world his health and skill magically declines.
Been waiting for this since I watched that Bucks Nets game
Good to have you back…..
I'm kinda frustrated that I didn't think of "Ben 10" myself.
Casually showing a picture of a flat earth when you referred to "this planet". You think you slick huh, Commissioner Kyrie?
lets go Ben Simmons need to be talked about more and be held accountable
I was thinking of you when The Justin's BEAT The Lakers. It was delightful to watch. Hooebyou feel better soon.
In the words of CashNasty, "Six foot for nothing."
How dare they hate on Ben 10 like that.
Man calling him Benson is far too disrespectful to Benson he was able to tolerate Mordecai and Rigbi's shenanigans. Ain't ever quit on them once. Simmons would never they shouldn't be in the same sentence
I’m so glad your better commish!!!! Now I need a video on the pistons whooping the lakers for u!
The only thing Ben played was the NBA/Nets with getting that salary and not having to play. smh
yaaaay you survived! That's the charm and the curse of chronic disease. Got a handful myself. A cold on top is just rude.
Well, good to know that you're coming back to this lol
Maybe Ben should try his hand at winning the dunking carnival games. Who knows? He might win a kazoo with his stats 😆
If he gets paid after his next contract, damn, that’s some Klutch Sports witchcraft.
Whats crazy is we are 4-4 to start the season with Ben Simmons averaging a 5x3 and a -17 point differential in his on off numbers.
At least he played. Still, He can't keep getting away with this 😂
6:31 as a ufc fan its even worse we cant even talk about the sport or criticize the fighters cuz we dont know what they go thru
ben simmons passing ability has actually gotten worse as a result of his fear of taking any shot. players play him for the pass and it makes it so easy
Call him Ben 10 because you hope he'll take 10 jump shots a year 😂
Philadelphian here. Good luck with that
Ben Simmons is Bronny's real father.
As a sixers fan after 3 years, I was done with dude
That mrs incredible clip is funny and genius 😂
Welcome back Commish
I can shoot better than ben simmons if I practive everyday.. because at least I will be shooting..
I can't wait for the day when Ben's contract is up.
Nothing beats a Benson rant. Nothing.
They’re just playing him because of his contract. If the nets coach had some balls, he would bench his ass
Ben's not even mid bro far from it , he just raw ass
ben better be saving those nba checks because after this season it will be his last
Ben Simmons is that guy you work with that spends 7 out of 8 hours in the bathroom or on smoke break,and at the end of the shift ,goes to your boss and tells him that you weren't working
Man really said "it's just how I'm built like he did something". Some dudes just be saying words like it has any meaning.
Benson truly just got his bag and stopped caring
Like a bum that he is
Pistons just beat Lakers 😂😂 it's getting funnier every day
The fact he’s playing with Killian, I think is the hilarious part
This is An Algorithm and He was programmed to be a troll . In Gematria his name means “April fools” 👁️
Ben Simmons is unrepairable
Look at the Jokic stats/performances and situation.... Deserves a video
Pistons jacked up the Lakers, which was quite excellent
Ben Simmons is the softest pro athlete I have ever witnessed in my life
I'm waiting for the Pistons vs. Lakers vid
"They call me Ben Simmons because I don't play at all"