Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-5956 - THEREISNOCANNON

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  • @dreamwalker4884
    @dreamwalker4884 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +482

    "Dr. Placeholder Mcdoctorate"
    Ah shit, we're doing pataphysics again...

    • @mr.t0xic100
      @mr.t0xic100 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I had never seen the word pataphysics before and after reading the wikipedia article on it, I never want to again. What the actual fuck does any of that stuff mean?

    • @randomdude6446
      @randomdude6446 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      ​​​@@mr.t0xic100Its the science of meta writing essentially some people in scp know they are fictional and study the physics of that

    • @meltedWax169
      @meltedWax169 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I fucking love it personally ​@@mr.t0xic100

    • @The_Blyatman
      @The_Blyatman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mr.t0xic100uhhhhh levels of narrative, mostly. Basically it often involves them being aware they are, in fact, fictional, or characters in a fictional work within the SCP universe being aware of it, and then effecting said narrative anomalously. Pataphysics are fuckin STRANGE.

    • @mr.t0xic100
      @mr.t0xic100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@The_Blyatman so, if I get this right… its something (and to use a reference that is more generally well-known) like if Deadpool referenced his existence within a narrative and this caused the audience to react a specific way, which in turn caused the writers to alter their decisions on how the story was going to progress or how something would be written.
      Does that follow? In other words, the character’s multi-dimensional self-awareness causes the writer to change something, which in-universe would be seen as the character paracausally warping reality due to an indirect action of narrative self-awareness.
      A (seemingly paracausal) change in the universe which was caused, in actuality, by the character interacting with a higher-level of existence which the character itself may or may not be directly aware of.

  • @IgorAlvarenga791
    @IgorAlvarenga791 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +282

    "Dr. Placeholder Mcdoctorate"
    Graduated in Scientific Sciences from Universal University. This one is a legit science guy. I trust him!

    • @travisoliver6741
      @travisoliver6741 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      To be fair, he had identity abstracted by the god of the fairies, so those might literally be his credentials.

    • @biotoxin6280
      @biotoxin6280 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ⁠​⁠@@travisoliver6741goddman fairies it’s always them messing things up.

    • @ingavarh
      @ingavarh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Idk man universal university sounds pretty fucking high class if it's universal

    • @TwoSoulsOneCup
      @TwoSoulsOneCup หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ingavarhuniversal studios isn’t universally accepted across the board. Only so much as that they are a big budget studio universally recognized as producing focus tested, investor friendly, inoffensive, franchise-bound, unoriginal, reboot heavy films.
      So universality? The university might be. But it might be homogenized, sanitized, adult day care, “as it’s recognized universally.” Maybe😅

    • @ingavarh
      @ingavarh หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TwoSoulsOneCup bro who the fuck cares about whatever you're yammering on about. Why the hell are you bringing politics into something so unpolitical as a TH-cam comment about placeholder mcdoctorate

  • @zenerstorm95
    @zenerstorm95 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +508

    You know you've sunken too much time in a fandom where you can listen to one of these and understand everything that's being said to you

    • @Mondy667
      @Mondy667 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I still remember being able to completely comprehend 6659 when I was reading it

    • @TheDeepSeaCreature
      @TheDeepSeaCreature 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      That's the reward 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @EspeonMistress00
      @EspeonMistress00 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I can't fully understand and I disappointed in myself but then again could be because of sleep deprivation

    • @c0ldsh0w3r
      @c0ldsh0w3r 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sunken 😂

    • @coke_the_gal2813
      @coke_the_gal2813 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ok but blank's work is fucking amazing

  • @carolynallisee2463
    @carolynallisee2463 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +470

    The author of the article has a wild sense of humour, taking a statement about the SCP universe itself and turning it into an acronym for a time travel device...

    • @justinsmith5870
      @justinsmith5870 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      I felt like there was a reason it was call "the reisno" but it I could not quite figure it out. Had to really stare at the title and do the spelling equivalent of counting to twenty on my toes after reading your comment. Lol

    • @Abominable_Intelligences
      @Abominable_Intelligences 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Multiple layers of irony 😂

    • @RetoskiCat
      @RetoskiCat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@Abominable_Intelligences but like, for real:
      The REISNO cannon
      - the thing
      There is no canon
      -funi scp meta
      There is no cannon
      -the thing actually stops existing in the story

  • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
    @aliveandwellinisrael2507 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +453

    Ah, yet another example of why "What could possibly go wrong?" should be the actual motto of the Foundation.
    Also, whenever Placeholder is mentioned, you know things are going to get weird.

    • @Mondy667
      @Mondy667 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I read somewhere that Placeholder is malicious

    • @randomdothangs8882
      @randomdothangs8882 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why is you’re profile picture fucken Epstein

    • @randomdothangs8882
      @randomdothangs8882 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lmfao

    • @mattwoodard2535
      @mattwoodard2535 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      The Foundation really didn't do this as Dr. Deering did this without approval. And frankly he causes a LOT of problems in other realities. Offing him makes the world safer. sm

    • @PhilieBlunt666
      @PhilieBlunt666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Him dr bright and tilda moose are some of the best written characters period

  • @Zack-xv2yc
    @Zack-xv2yc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +703

    Pick your choice:
    🔵 "The *REISNO* cannon"
    _or_
    🔴 *"there is no canon"*

    • @modernwarfarefilms1
      @modernwarfarefilms1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      I read it as the second option

    • @scmontgomery
      @scmontgomery 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Both by the rules of a Dragonbreak

    • @nyarparablepsis872
      @nyarparablepsis872 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Both. Down with binary reductionism!

    • @TheLeathlobhair
      @TheLeathlobhair 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Joke's on you, the blue dress is actually gold!

    • @brianlewolfhunt
      @brianlewolfhunt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      well option number 2 is a different SCP

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +623

    Let's see who's behind this mask..
    *pulls mask off SCP-5956*
    An SCP-001 proposal!

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      *[cue REDACTED ranting about getting away from meddlers]*

    • @dixionmuncher6481
      @dixionmuncher6481 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      a reply from 23 hours ago?
      how?

    • @pandalover900
      @pandalover900 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Channel members get access to videos early

    • @TheBearInTheChair
      @TheBearInTheChair 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If I ever joind, ​@@pandalover900, I hope the videos are still at 3AM EST 😜

    • @Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
      @Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dixionmuncher6481 yeah hold up something aint right

  • @camelopardus5955
    @camelopardus5955 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    Man, if nothing else the foundation has an extremely colorful set of occupational Hazards.
    Electrocution or dust inhalation just seems downright tame compared to turning into liquid on the spot.

    • @brianlewolfhunt
      @brianlewolfhunt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Having your radio turn into glass, transmuting into a mannequin... All in a day's work, really.

    • @foxi13x
      @foxi13x 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Dust inhalations sounds really lame, compared to having your muscle mass and skeleton pass through your skin and your skin remains standing

    • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
      @BertoxolusThePuzzled 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yeah, shut hasn't REALLY hit the fan until you are fighting off multiple copies of yourself wielding a cognitohazard that makes you doubt if you were even the original to begin with...

    • @B_4035mn
      @B_4035mn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Bruh, imagine walking around in a typical day of work and then just getting *instantly f**#cking** boiled alive.* 💀

    • @Renegadebane
      @Renegadebane 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dust inhalation in the Foundation is probably still a serious problem. It could make you rapidly de/age, de/evolve, eject all your blood from your eyes, collapse you into a singularity, reverse your perception of reality and fiction, give you instant full body cancer, or any number of extremely painful or fatal effects. Just from changing the filter on an HVAC.

  • @icenmeteor3489
    @icenmeteor3489 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Dr. Dougall Deering try not to ruin the entire world for something related to his brother challenge, level: Impossible.

  • @Carpythesharky
    @Carpythesharky 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +979

    "REISNO cannon." REISNO is an acronym for Retrocausally-Engineered Intertemporal Synchronization of Noetic Ordinality.

    • @Т1000-м1и
      @Т1000-м1и 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Clever as duck

    • @shadow_psych7069
      @shadow_psych7069 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      🤮

    • @aryanahr7887
      @aryanahr7887 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      But THERE IS NO CANNON?!
      🤣

    • @TheMimiSard
      @TheMimiSard 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@aryanahr7887 Double Entendre.

    • @booshmcfadden7638
      @booshmcfadden7638 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      what?

  • @roamingnpc7088
    @roamingnpc7088 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

    Imagine if this was someone’s introduction to SCP

    • @RowanNagy97
      @RowanNagy97 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I watched the entire thing because it was randomly in my recommended while bored on an airport layover and this is my introduction to it lol

    • @EspeonMistress00
      @EspeonMistress00 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@@RowanNagy97Lmao welcome to the fandom. Want some recs from this channel?

    • @izanagitco9435
      @izanagitco9435 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Literally me

    • @ArnoldJudasRimmer..
      @ArnoldJudasRimmer.. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@EspeonMistress00yes please....

    • @ZeroStriker165
      @ZeroStriker165 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@ArnoldJudasRimmer..scp 7819 noo Vacancy

  • @erocgittens5962
    @erocgittens5962 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    Every time i hear the word "Temporal" I immediately think to myself this is not gonna end well. They always mess with time and it always fails. Part of me feels like they would learn from the past if they would stop screwing it up so much 😂

    • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
      @aliveandwellinisrael2507 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Every time I hear "Placeholder McDoctorate", I think the same

    • @shiva_hardly_sarcastic
      @shiva_hardly_sarcastic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      well since they all die everytime they mess with temporal stuff, they cant remember the last time they did it, because everytime is the first time, just in a different time line

    • @ViirinSoftworks
      @ViirinSoftworks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      SCP 2000

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The author of this entry certainly had a fun time coming up with the deaths. Never before have I considered the horrific implications of slowly being turned into a glitched wall texture.

  • @fusionspace175
    @fusionspace175 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    This is not one to play in the background, but it's the good and fun kind of complicated. Coming back later when I can pay full attention.

    • @jacobcain9008
      @jacobcain9008 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I was about to do this. Thank you.

  • @felixrowan646
    @felixrowan646 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Let's not forget that all of this started because they thought "Lets take our problems (esoteric waste) and push them somewhere else!" was a good idea. Dougal did this to himself from the very beginning.

  • @toooes
    @toooes 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    the cannon is a lie

    • @TheMysticalTank
      @TheMysticalTank 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      What about the cake?

    • @Brickerbrack
      @Brickerbrack 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      But delicious.

    • @dr.robotnik3684
      @dr.robotnik3684 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Congratulations, you have been promoted to D class.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@TheMysticalTank Nah cake is more real 😂

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Please, no more tired memes from a well concluded puzzle adventure game series.

  • @alexplayslife7782
    @alexplayslife7782 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    The very start of the video: oh, this could be a fun one!
    10 min later: ah shite, here we go again

  • @TheDandyMann
    @TheDandyMann 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Retrocausaly - engineered mean that past events are effected by future events and that its intentional.
    Intertemporal either means between 2 times or how current decisions affect what options become available in the future.
    Syncronization means operate at the same time or rate.
    Noetic means mental activity.
    And ordinality means the capacity to place numbers in sequence.

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I remember reading part of this canon some years ago, but I followed a series of links that told the story from Phil's point of view so I somehow skipped the REISNO cannon somehow. This whole tale is very convoluted but quite entertaining, the author is particularly creative in the ways in which the characters meet their end, I remember one being turned into a pile of odd looking lemons just because they took a few steps in the wrong direction during one of the re-enactments of the event and how the Foundation just had to keep containing the piles of lemons every year after that.
    Also this canon is generally bonkers even by SCP standards.

  • @ZeroSuitSamo
    @ZeroSuitSamo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    "Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate"
    I'm fucking dying lmfao. I nearly spit my breakfast all over my desk

    • @quicksilvertongue3248
      @quicksilvertongue3248 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      You must be new around here....

    • @RetoskiCat
      @RetoskiCat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      placeholder is a legend

    • @iantk17
      @iantk17 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      this man has Lore and has accomplished much

    • @ingavarh
      @ingavarh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Dr. PhD MD

    • @Br0ck3n
      @Br0ck3n 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's his actual name, or at least what he calls himself

  • @theoriginalCorvanas1
    @theoriginalCorvanas1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "... when I stand in front of the only mirror in site 43, and you won't look at me" nothing to make you feel guilty quite like a super murderous anomaly that takes the shape of your dead brother that wants nothing to do with you.

  • @carlosespinosa5533
    @carlosespinosa5533 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It would be so awesome if a show was made out of all of these. You could have several seasons on all the best SCP’s alone

  • @windunursetyadi
    @windunursetyadi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I like how this literally connects an alternate On Guard 43 world and the ADMONITION universe which works out for the title in the end lmao

  • @cadenowens7596
    @cadenowens7596 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I cannot overstate how much your work is appreciated. Thank you so much for sharing your voice and these stories with us. I sleep so well a few times a week thanks to you; please, keep it up !!❤

  • @ZeroSuitSamo
    @ZeroSuitSamo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The whole "using time travel to stop a bad thing only to realize you made it worse" plot just reminds me of the old "boys with a time machine" meme with Arnold Schwarzenegger running with the caption "Let that man into art school!" With another one behind him with a hammer a sickle on his chest saying "No just let it happen I was wrong!" Lol

    • @Primatenate88
      @Primatenate88 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The family guy time travel episode lol

  • @SuperSoundtracksEX
    @SuperSoundtracksEX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    “What could go wrong?” says The Foundation, where everything always goes wrong.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    I was kinda hoping it would just be “There is no Cannon” so I could make up something silly but oh well.

    • @Brawler_1337
      @Brawler_1337 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      That’s supposed to be the play on words here. “The REISNO Cannon” -> “There is no cannon”

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Technically canon*, but yeah it's a pun.

    • @Brawler_1337
      @Brawler_1337 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@bugjams I know that. But the phrase “There is no cannon” was used a few times throughout this skip.

    • @Blewlongmun
      @Blewlongmun 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "There is no cannon" is a separate idea relating more to the in-universe meta-awareness that the SCP list describes many different realities. A lot of good SCPs are based on taking wordplay literally when you think about it.

  • @TrenersLP
    @TrenersLP 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I absolutely love Placeholder and HarryBlank's work, excited to see you cover this

  • @one_two_three_for_five
    @one_two_three_for_five 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    took me this long to realise that THEREISNOCANNON is a pun on THERE IS NO CANON

  • @rallymodeller
    @rallymodeller 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Just a quick note: Lake Huron is not pronounced "HOO-ron", it's pronounced "HYOU-ron". Like "Hugh".
    -Signed: someone who camped in the Provincial park that used to be atop Site-43, located less than a half-hour drive north of me

    • @leahcole8672
      @leahcole8672 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Omg finally someone else from Michigan who gets it

    • @rallymodeller
      @rallymodeller 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@leahcole8672Not from Michigan, but I can see it from my balcony.

    • @Rhinlord
      @Rhinlord 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank christ this bothers other people as much as it bothers me

  • @howardhavardramberg333
    @howardhavardramberg333 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    The Reisno Cannon

    • @dthompsonza
      @dthompsonza 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Did he just read it wrong or is it on porpoise? #thisisajokeffs

    • @Carpythesharky
      @Carpythesharky 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ​@@dthompsonza In the actual SCP article it is the "REISNO cannon." REISNO is an acronym for Retrocausally-Engineered Intertemporal Synchronization of Noetic Ordinality.

    • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
      @aliveandwellinisrael2507 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@dthompsonzaporpoise? lol
      I wondered that at first. "Isn't it.." but as he continued, it was obvious that it was what he said

    • @KutsugeMindUrmoks
      @KutsugeMindUrmoks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There Is No Cannon

    • @ThisHandleIsNotAvailable.
      @ThisHandleIsNotAvailable. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@KutsugeMindUrmoks
      True

  • @willharris2541
    @willharris2541 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Why don’t they just have someone ALWAYS on standby at SCP2000.

  • @mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991
    @mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Oh boy another meta cannon scp I love this stuff

  • @raulcici5767
    @raulcici5767 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Thank you so much for covering this one!! At about 1:00:00 the whole explanation resembles the bit about missiles knowing their position "it knows where it was, and where it isn't"

  • @Sweet.peach21
    @Sweet.peach21 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Had to rewind the first couple seconds bc I read the title as “There Is No Cannon” and when you said, “The Reisno Cannon” I got very confused. Also, glad to be back! Took a lil break from SCPs so now it’s time to binge all of them of course

  • @3OOM9
    @3OOM9 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'd love to watch a video about the entire arc, once it's done

  • @DoTheThingTheater
    @DoTheThingTheater 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the descriptions of the chaos that unfolds in the stories of this universe. So creative and ridiculous

  • @sanstheskeleton8104
    @sanstheskeleton8104 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Miguel O'hara: *VISIBLE ANGER*

  • @carloslorenzo7243
    @carloslorenzo7243 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Am I the only one who felt a shiver run down his spine at the words "Paradox Exodus Engine"? xD Given that this Article was written by HarryBlank and Placeholder McD, the REISNO Canon now seems to be in the posession of the In-universe Placeholder from the Admonition Series, which... is realy fucking unsetteling xD

  • @LinksFan
    @LinksFan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    What a pleasant thing to finish work and come back to

  • @chasefrost1401
    @chasefrost1401 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    So 001-A is an inverse "constant companion"
    In the summary part, it's also like the time sphere in Futurama. Neat.

  • @MarketResearchReading114
    @MarketResearchReading114 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wonderful imagination in this one, I think this idea is a brilliant narrative vehicle.

  • @Butterlord737
    @Butterlord737 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Any time placeholder and wettle and balnk are in something you know its gonna get funky

  • @CleetusGlobin
    @CleetusGlobin 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    The Rye Snow Cannon

  • @thesuperdoge2476
    @thesuperdoge2476 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I always thought this was named “There Is No Canon”

  • @ShadowKingRPG
    @ShadowKingRPG 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The Reisno Cannon, There Is No Cannon.....nothing is true, everything is permittted....

    • @Oilperson
      @Oilperson 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      We work in the dark, to serve the light. We are the Assassin Foundation

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *Laughs in Bohemian Rhapsody*

  • @GlungustheGlung
    @GlungustheGlung 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Aw yea 3am wheres the 3am guy

    • @theantshop8395
      @theantshop8395 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Yo what’s up bro sorry I’m late
      I’m on a walk along the train tracks rn cuz of insomnia vibing to SCP stories and 40k lore

    • @Ian501st
      @Ian501st 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hellyeah man

    • @General_Tso762
      @General_Tso762 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm late as always

  • @PocketAmbience
    @PocketAmbience 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Another well narrated SCP, thanks man. If you're looking to branch out, the Dune universe would be interesting to explore :)

    • @n00battak3r
      @n00battak3r 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'd actually like to hear that from him

  • @jeffreyzervos6938
    @jeffreyzervos6938 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love this. Although I'm saddened your not doing any cactus verse I really loved those the best

  • @AnimeShinigami13
    @AnimeShinigami13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love the pun title. But I think that The Doctor and River Song had the right of it when they said "Shhhhhh!!! Spoilers!!!!!"

  • @abydosianchulac2
    @abydosianchulac2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What I would love to find another SCP that includes a footnote among the lines of: "During the recontainment efforts, a gnarled corpse carrying Dr. McDoctorate's identification was discovered along with wreckage from what appears to be two pieces of machinery. Site personnel have reached out to the doctor to ascertain what he knows about "P.E.E." or a "-SNO CANNON."

    • @vereinigtestaaten6453
      @vereinigtestaaten6453 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How so? Paradox Placeholder is still alive, just transported into ADMONITION

    • @hesiod_delta9209
      @hesiod_delta9209 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@vereinigtestaaten6453 OP just wants the recurring presence of devices named with the acronym P.E.E. to be acknowledged. Plus it would be a nice parallel to SCP-5000, except the time-travelling cadaver more overtly deserved his death.

  • @Acolyte_of_Cthulhu
    @Acolyte_of_Cthulhu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    SCP Murphys Law was present.

  • @bournelucid
    @bournelucid 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What mad genious storyteller comes up with these concepts...placeholder goated fr

  • @jakemoyers
    @jakemoyers 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    hour long TES always makes my week that much better

  • @basilisk5855
    @basilisk5855 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    YEYAGGHHHGHHH I LOVE ON GUARD 43 SO MUCH

  • @topher_69eze34
    @topher_69eze34 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That's reminiscent of Steins;Gate. Hououin kyouma (A.K.A. Rintaro Okabe) would like an upgrade please. 😅

    • @imgladnotu9527
      @imgladnotu9527 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      the time leap device is far more practical than the reisno cannon tbh, considering you don't really need to repeat the instructions to your past self to ensure a paradox doesnt occur, its only really limited by how much time you can leap...... a week max kinda ass but oh well.

  • @kayakMike1000
    @kayakMike1000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Reisno cannon is loaded with amnestics.

  • @justinsmith5870
    @justinsmith5870 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    We need to load Dearing into a cannon. He keeps breaking reality.

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But theREISNOcannon 😱

    • @Cog_Nomen
      @Cog_Nomen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or we could just load a placeholder for him... 🙃

  • @brianlewolfhunt
    @brianlewolfhunt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Welcome to another rendition of "WTF is going on!?" by our friends at the Foundation!

  • @TheSlizzer348
    @TheSlizzer348 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I quite like these odd time/reality based SCPs, it’d be nice to see some different types of scp soon though

  • @KamiTenchi
    @KamiTenchi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I don't know what this is about, but im lovin it.

  • @stonegardner9380
    @stonegardner9380 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Poor Dr Dougal Deering, can't catch a break. He kinda brings it on himself, but still

  • @J_McPhearsom
    @J_McPhearsom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yes! a new “bedtime story” for me! I put this on every night to fall asleep to. Lol doesn’t give me nightmares despite the typically graphic or disturbing nature, I think due to your calm delivery. Keep it up!

  • @kai_plays_khomus
    @kai_plays_khomus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    _That's an SCP?!_
    I thought that's how tuesday afternoons are supposed to go..

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wait, is it "Cannon" like the artillery piece, or "Canon" like the core fundamental building blocks of a setting?
    One makes more sense than the other.

    • @Kyora473
      @Kyora473 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes

    • @joshuasgameplays9850
      @joshuasgameplays9850 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's a cannon, with 2 Ns. That being said, the name is also a pun on the phrase "there is no canon", which is something often said by SCP fans when explaining how the lore works.

  • @deadgiveaway-z3i
    @deadgiveaway-z3i 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Or the THERE IS NO CANNON

  • @stargazingskeleton5917
    @stargazingskeleton5917 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    YES! A new SCP read from TES!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

  • @Parzivle
    @Parzivle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Hell yeah boys we sleepin good tonight

  • @snowwolf4857
    @snowwolf4857 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This came on randomly while I was driving the almost hour trip to visit my boyfriend and I’m so glad it did

  • @quicksilvertongue3248
    @quicksilvertongue3248 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dr. P. McD throughout 2033: "I have to PEE."

  • @vze1ruuh
    @vze1ruuh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "What happened at site 19" ahhh scenario 😂😂😂

  • @adeimousragnarok8150
    @adeimousragnarok8150 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    NoCannon....WHAT...How in the heck are we going to have a SCP Convention if there's no Cannon...

  • @Autrone
    @Autrone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "TheREISNOcannon" Nice.

  • @Thecrucialdruggy
    @Thecrucialdruggy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The area of Nchuthnkarst in Blackreach that houses the Clockwork Criterion, on map, looks exactly like the SCP foundation logo, hanging in the air is some sort of multi dimensional Dwarven sphere device at the very center

  • @3003aug
    @3003aug 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how it spells out There is no cannon.

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    29:09 BITES ZA DUSTO

  • @theotherdave8013
    @theotherdave8013 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4 min into this one and...my head hurts.

  • @Bob_Johnson349
    @Bob_Johnson349 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There is no way bro did not watch Steins gate

  • @rebeccap476
    @rebeccap476 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s been awhile since I’ve heard your voice and I’ve missed it so much. Thank you for your quiet calmness . 💖

  • @jeshegames
    @jeshegames 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man this is where Dr Douglas Dearing Can’t Change The Past is from? I couldn’t get that out of my head while listening to the Admonition/Acroamatic Abatement articles

  • @Meloncolliepoet
    @Meloncolliepoet 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's like an Elderscrolls Dragon Break gone horribly wrong...

  • @LazzarrusLong
    @LazzarrusLong 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    01:26 Jet Li tried something like this in a movie titled, “The One” and it didn’t turn out so well for other Jet Lis in other dimensions. Cool movie though!

  • @sirreadsalot6654
    @sirreadsalot6654 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hm, there is no cannon, I never thought of that

  • @BuilderB08
    @BuilderB08 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I JUST REALIZED THE NAME IS THERE IS NO CANNON
    I READ THIS ARTICLE LIKE FIVE TIMES AAAAAAAAA

  • @PurpleChevron
    @PurpleChevron 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In other words, "7 ate 9." (September is the 9th month, but the word means "seventh month" - September 8th - 9 people die.) Clever recursive theme.
    Of course it could also be interpreted exactly the opposite - 9 ate 7 - since everything is reversing directions and maybe thats why the month that means "seventh month" is the 9th month.
    Everyone surely knows what 7 represents in these stories.

  • @therongjr
    @therongjr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dammit, I didn't want to re-read all of "On Guard 43" so soon, but of course now I have to!

  • @donttrustabroom
    @donttrustabroom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Yusss. Just in time for bed.
    Thanks so much!!

    • @IchbinX
      @IchbinX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      omfg, you beat me to it.

    • @donttrustabroom
      @donttrustabroom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@IchbinX got the notification as I was jumping in bed.
      Have a good sleep!!

  • @coryjordan2874
    @coryjordan2874 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I would love to see this scp as a movie

  • @MelancholicBodhisattva
    @MelancholicBodhisattva 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Neat, the SCP foundation got a hold of Hououin Kyouma's time leap machine. Didn't expect a Steins;Gate crossover, but here we are lol

  • @centurosproductions8827
    @centurosproductions8827 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This just makes me wonder if we have a “head cannon” article yet.

  • @nazgullinux6601
    @nazgullinux6601 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The canon works by reversing a localized 3D region of natural entropy, adjusting coordinates in real time to account for celestial motion through normal time which includes the rotation of the earth itself.
    It's tricky, but general relativity allows it (theoretically).

  • @VultureSkins
    @VultureSkins 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:42 my birthday >:OOOO happy stress-day Dr. Dougleguy

  • @Splorchus
    @Splorchus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I guess that I can understand what went on, but I just can't understand why half of that stuff happened? I get that it's SCP but it just takes it so far into randomness. There's involvement from cognitohazards, memetic stuff, a full 001 proposal somehow, on top of things randomly turning into other stuff or coming to life and it just reads like it's trying to be everything at once while using Placeholder as a reason for it. The SCP isn't bad honestly, but it's needlessly complex for my taste

  • @Mr_Spooner
    @Mr_Spooner 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Posted less than 20 minutes ago, just in time for bed 🤙 love listening while i settle in

  • @thewarroirtaco
    @thewarroirtaco 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    perfect timing

  • @void2258
    @void2258 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When they started mentioning AAF-D, I thought this was the next entry in the Admonition canon.

  • @MaxGideonActor
    @MaxGideonActor 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love when you hear Dr. PLACEHOLDER you know to not go full involvement with the characters, but to pull back out and look at the story for what it is - a story - and view/listen to it as an observer, rather than a participant, if that makes sense? 😊🤔😬👈💥👀🧠🐧

  • @matyviola
    @matyviola 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love listening while at work

  • @Row2501
    @Row2501 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man, this is right up there with The Bellerverse and The Kaktusverse!

  • @dianeknut6587
    @dianeknut6587 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun vid to clean my bathroom to unfortunately I've understood nothing, 10/10 anyhow