This is a True Star trooper...always keeping control, taking everything under check...and never say something without having a way out... a real soldier
No it's usually these folks make the most messed up kids they think they are smart and know it all they stop learning and become ignorant and think that anyone they converse with is below em. I mean she got the lil girl telling her whole class Santa ain't real it's like if u wanna raise mini adult and take away their childhood go ahead and when her kids grow up they will do every single holiday they can especially with their kids to experience the magic and fun of it. They are raising mini adults not giving normal childhood. But yet they wanna talk about boundaries like let other kids enjoy whatever makes them happy at their point in time of life especially when its safe fun. But her daughter needs to humble herself and keep out of others business.
My ex...I knew then there was no helping her. She would want to attack me and I'm like lets say you were successful...who is going to take care of our kids with me dead and you in jail. They crazy when they don't think things through.
The tone with which she said " What did you say!??!", he already knew to change it. Husband's survival instinct is strong!! Must have felt chills all along his spine😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
And him doesn't any hair to dye😅,oww the english language so confusing some time & if you don't explain enough,well all hell breaks lose-elaborate on that.😅😅😅
@@toxicheadshot360 funny how things go round... You don't express yourself correctly AND you miss the humour of the video (which is obviously a game between them and has nothing to serious about it) then act like a curdled dick milk because your point wasn't understood. Nice trollin'. Keep rollin'... I wonder what's your damage and who raised you... Probably the ones who done you wrong uh Bubba?! But it's okay, you'll grow up and it will all get better.
She's pregnant she could plead temporary insanity after they found him stuffed under the cabinets. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Her facial expressions got me though.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TonyaLove-mk7ix Well because it's most likely true, and worth stating for those who are gullible (of which many people are, hence people like terrance howard exist and people actual listen to him) #BackToRedditWithYou
@@TonyaLove-mk7ix partially because this is a trend that a lot of people are doing, down to the vaguely saying things that sound more and more like talking about hair before straight up saying it.
I know this might come as a shock to you but not all cameras need to be on a tripod to record something and not everyone needs a big bulky nikon camera to record things. Phones are a thing too
😂😂😂😂😂😂you almost got clocked! And I was here for it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my mouth was on the floor until you finished! Oooowee, you lucky she gave you the chance to explain buddy 😂😂😂😂
@opheriayu wrong. Just sharpen your knife and you'll never cry from an onion .. A dull knife pushes the juice out of the onion, a sharp knife cuts through it.
First time in my life that ive seen one person with a big knife & another person with a big frying pan, and thought the one with a knife was gonna lose.
let's say he was talking about her diet, can't she take a little criticism? would hv been a different comment flow if she made the joke and he picked a fry pan tho
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You're lucky she asked for more context before deciding your fate. 😂
Gotta respect she didn't jump to conclusions
Almost like it’s a skit 😅
Nah she’s lucky bih you hit me with a pan you’re done
@@DemonTime08Bruh if you get hit with a pan YOURE DONE
@@sincerelyrob4240then backpedal after the fact when she realized she was wrong😂😂😂😂😂
She was about to scramble his brain alright😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Scrambled eggs more like scrambled Brains 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Yes,😂😂😂😂
He switched the course bcoz he didn't want to "die yet" 😂
The best comment!!😂😂
How underrated This comment is it's Criminal
Good one 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bestest comment!!!😂
“You want to elaborate on that..?”= ANY LAST WORDS? ☠️
I thot I heard - any last words
This brother was so smooth with the transition. It's as if he sensed that he was in danger ⚡.😅
He felt a shift in the force!!! 😂😂😂
The Spidey sense kicked in once she grabbed the pan
Yeah 😂
It's call Ultra Instinct. He was able to dodge being folded 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@AllPraiseToYahlmfao😂😂😂
"It's time for you to diet"
"It's time for you to dye it"
Nice one 😂
Itt actually sounded like its time for you to die.😅
Right I'm over here dying🤦🏽♀️🤣😂🤣😂❤️
Her: its time for you to die
Him: "It's time for you to diet."
Her: "It's time for you to die."
Him: "What I mean, it's time for you to dye it. Brown is a nice colour."
But is it safe to dye your hair when you're pregnant
The word play 😂😂😂😂😂 omg he was sooooo close to losing a hand ✋🏾 😂😂😂😂😂 gurl I was right there wid you holding the frying pan cos ‘excuse you sir’ 😂😂😂😂❤
Bruh was about to take a long nap.!!! Lol
When women ask you to elaborate it IS A THREAT. I REPEAT..
RETREAT AT THIS POINT
DO NOT ELABORATE
I repeat
DO NOT
Nah full send lifes more fun when you gamble!
Nah. It’s more giving a chance to live!
😂
Absolutely 😂😂😂
You were so chill in such a precarious situation… especially that nod as she walked away. Mf got balls
part of the script buddy
If you’re that gullible maybe spent less time on the internet
Its fake
No shit he’s black he got balls like watermelons and as hard as titanium
@@p99up77 Bro what are you on about?
Glad she didn't jump to concussions.
Why doesn't your comment have more likes it made me laugh so hard😂
@@Diane_666 Thank you! People probably just have a different sense of humor.
ROTF 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
When he turned around....his life flashed before his eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That smile at the end, he's so pleased with himself lol.
lol
lol yea I would be please showing that I’m a bitch to the world as well. “Men” today are really something different all together.
Almost went to the upper room 😅
Bro survived a murdere knowing the risks of the prank. Of course he's proud of himself!
We almost just watched somebody going to prison for attempted murder 💀💀💀💀
Not attempted murder, suicide by spouse.
Its fake asf, not even in the good enjoyable way
😮😂😂😂
@@karensmith4336
Definitely a Karen feminist
@@iceChillzare-read their comment
"Just gonna make some eggs "coldest line
She was ready to scramble some eggs alright. 🤣🤣🤣
Bro cutting onions without crying proved he's underrated
Red onions aren't nearly ss bad as yellow or white onions lol
@@timtaylor7103there the worst!!!!
@@timtaylor7103 I never cry when cutting any onion - this isn't a "macho man" comment... like are your knives not sharp enough?
I think he removed the bulb
Onion juice can still make you tear up, but if you just don't cut the root it won't really effect you much
The breath intake before he said anything...he knew what he was gon say would be the one to take him out 😅😂
Not bad for his "last words". A true poet.
That ''wanna elaborate on that'' activated my fight or flight response.
I smelled death with her "wanna elaborate" boy he did a good save.😂😂😂😂😂
I could've sworn I felt my Asian mom behind me and I live by myself
Bro really walked through the shadows of the valley of death 😂
🤣 this tripped me out! Especially at the end!
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂omg!
*as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death* is the quote.
@@jamaalandre there’s a song called through the valley
Shorty was bout to scramble ya shit😂
Boy yo brains were about to be scramble (sunny side up🙄) 😳🤣🤣🤣
I'm proud of her restraint and the fact that she let you explain
The fact that I can't tell if this is ironic is hilarious 😂😂
I’m also super proud that she didn’t go straight to assault 🤩🤩
A rare but valuable trait in women nowadays.
The bar is low all around😂
It’s staged…
She had to unkill him in her mind before she spoke🤣🤣
XD🤣🤣
This is a True Star trooper...always keeping control, taking everything under check...and never say something without having a way out... a real soldier
I’m glad she allowed you to elaborate on that🤣🤣🤣 you were getting ready to get busted up🤣🤣
Their kids are gonna be the most obedient smartest person ever
😭
Ikr❤😭😭😭
Fr
No it's usually these folks make the most messed up kids they think they are smart and know it all they stop learning and become ignorant and think that anyone they converse with is below em. I mean she got the lil girl telling her whole class Santa ain't real it's like if u wanna raise mini adult and take away their childhood go ahead and when her kids grow up they will do every single holiday they can especially with their kids to experience the magic and fun of it. They are raising mini adults not giving normal childhood. But yet they wanna talk about boundaries like let other kids enjoy whatever makes them happy at their point in time of life especially when its safe fun. But her daughter needs to humble herself and keep out of others business.
“I’m fully prepared to have this baby in jail.” 😂
Right, or not at all lmao
My ex...I knew then there was no helping her. She would want to attack me and I'm like lets say you were successful...who is going to take care of our kids with me dead and you in jail. They crazy when they don't think things through.
😅😅😅😅😅😅
💀😂🤣 cause girl picked up that frying pan like she's about to be single. 😂
He almost got wacked😂😂😂dye it & diet😂😂😂
Love this🤣 smooth execution, perfect timing with the backpedaling/stirring straight🤣
Dude was real steady with that knife when he repeated himself like he sensed his mistake.😂
What MISTAKE?! 🧐😐 the words just sound exactly the SAME
The tone with which she said " What did you say!??!", he already knew to change it. Husband's survival instinct is strong!! Must have felt chills all along his spine😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dude was so talented. He knew he was in danger and changed the narratives in split seconds. 😂😂
Did anyone else see the 0-100 onset of danger for this brother? 😂😂
He was looking to nervous saying those words😂😂😂 I swear you can almost hear his voice shake slightly. 😂
Is it still funny if roles were reversed?
@@ELEFTHERIOS88 Well, I very much doubt she would be saying it's time to dye his hair, considering he's completely bald! 🤣
It was the 🧅’s
Bro you can hear his heart thumpin
Men have become complete cowards. Even the big ones that act tough are chicken shit. If your woman runs your relationship then you are a chump.
"Wanna elaborate on that?" 😂😂😂😂😂
Your wife's facial expression gets me every time. 😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine if she hadn't allowed him the opportunity to elaborate. Our guy would be in a coma lol
And him doesn't any hair to dye😅,oww the english language so confusing some time & if you don't explain enough,well all hell breaks lose-elaborate on that.😅😅😅
I have seen that same look from my wife more then a couple times.
@@Hated_Sien and do you read
@@Theodek77 Do you English? I clearly did not reply to you, or i would have tagged you.
Violence is the first response when someone says something you don't want to hear
Lord the pan one again. 😂😂😂
The smooth smile of a man who knows he just got away with it... Top dawg!!
Lol its a trend, he was never saying she should diet
God bless❤
@@chollyappleseed1969 so am I correct in understanding that - in your eyes - joking around with your spouse is construed as domestic violence??
@@chollyappleseed1969wtf
@nightmole no what she was gonna do is domestic abuse, use your brain
@@toxicheadshot360 funny how things go round... You don't express yourself correctly AND you miss the humour of the video (which is obviously a game between them and has nothing to serious about it) then act like a curdled dick milk because your point wasn't understood. Nice trollin'. Keep rollin'...
I wonder what's your damage and who raised you... Probably the ones who done you wrong uh Bubba?! But it's okay, you'll grow up and it will all get better.
"You wanna elaborate on that?" It was the death stare for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We can feel it from the back. It's almost like having a spidy sense.
My mans look like he a bout to say “ you know you don’t fucked up don’t you”😂😂😂
She came up behind ya like cat & the hat with the baseball bat 😂
She was ready to give you those cartoon stars 😂😂😂😂
She's pregnant she could plead temporary insanity after they found him stuffed under the cabinets. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Her facial expressions got me though.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😆😆😆
I'm not F with You😂😂😂😂
That's not a conversation to have with a pregnant wife😂😂😂
Temporary insanity..never heard of dat
😅😅
Ok it took for me to watch it again to notice how he switched it up real smooth🤣🤣 he heard her go for the skillet . That was slick yet a close one❤😂
MY man looks like bobby Lashley WWE💀💀
Boy she was about to send you to the UPPER ROOM!!😂😂😂😂😂
You know damn well I read that as UUUUUPPERRRRR ROOOOOOOMMM lol
Not so sure... boulder shoulders on him plus he has a knife in his hand.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
😂😂
@@abdel-qadeercoubadja4750😂😂😂but knife in hand won’t do anything with him knocked out flat. nice vid.
That little quick nervous look to check he wasn’t actually going to get hit with a skillet was gold…been there before!
I mean bro has a knife so well see
Lol, same here dude. Been married 15 years and I’ve gotten that look more than a few times 🤣
At what point was this? What's the timestamp?
@@karanhiremath don’t know the time stamp but it’s when he makes a very quick look before he turns to face her completely. Very well done
He was about to get it frying 🍳 pan side of is head😂😂😂😂
You were 👌🏾that close 😂
"just gonna make some eggs" 💀
He heard her pick up that Skillet and thought his way out of the predicament he got himself into .
Total legend !
Was funny, but clearly staged lol
@@0MissPhoenix I think most ppl think that. Why do ya'll have to come under a comment and state it? #Annoying
@@TonyaLove-mk7ix Well because it's most likely true, and worth stating for those who are gullible (of which many people are, hence people like terrance howard exist and people actual listen to him)
#BackToRedditWithYou
@@TonyaLove-mk7ix partially because this is a trend that a lot of people are doing, down to the vaguely saying things that sound more and more like talking about hair before straight up saying it.
Use "Dye it" in a sentence that won't make you die yet😂😂😂
You were this close 👌🏽🤣🤣🤣
lmao the " I'm just gonna make some eggs" after contemplating your demise lol
Honestly the fact that she listened to everything he had to say..... She earned my respect for that 😂😂😂
The fact this is all set up? The fact is all a lie? Are you 3
That part ! I said wow she gave him time to explain Loll 😁🤣😂😭
@@aldastroud9671let us enjoy things
THAT most of all! Kudos to, " wanna elaborate on that? " she gave HIM life, while carrying a life he helped make. Ooowee!
Lol imagine this joke was in reverse. I wonder if it would still get your "respect" (my Ghanaian sister)
"Diet-dye it"
😂😂😂😂
Maaaan. She was about to cling clang Bing bang bong ts outta you... 😅😂
Her neck went to the left real quick! 🤣🤣
I swear like Dr Hutchison “K” 😂
DID‼️🤧😆😆😆
😂😂😂😂
@@bryanb5319 lmbao
He sensed the danger coming and smoothly avoided it😂😂😂
"Dye it" 😂😂
This had me dying. She was ready 😂😂😂
They both deserve an Oscar for that performance. They were so good they never noticed the camera on a tripod directly in front of them.
I know this might come as a shock to you but not all cameras need to be on a tripod to record something and not everyone needs a big bulky nikon camera to record things. Phones are a thing too
@@Ebunoluwa13 what are you 7 years old?
@@Ilovedogfeethe might be
@@Shreya-bn4gz😂😂😂😂
I mean it's obviously staged and recorded for entertainment. I thought it was still clever :)
Bro is unhinged. This is the most underrated prank ever
You don't think this is real do you? When did people forget don't believe anything you see on the internet
@@Bleacherzzz this is just a skit bro. Relax. Just jokes.
what does it mean? what does dye it mean i thought it was hair but why would she be mad about that
Lame comment
cuz it sounds like "diet" @@juri7507
😂😂😂😂😂😂you almost got clocked! And I was here for it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my mouth was on the floor until you finished! Oooowee, you lucky she gave you the chance to explain buddy 😂😂😂😂
His husband sense was tingling 😂
She was about to Scramble your eggs alright 😂😂😂She grabbed that skillet like Hank Aaron stepping up to the plate 😅
Hammering Hank in the building!!!😂😂😂😂
Hey batter batter batter!!!!!
Word!! Pan was locked and LOADED
Hahaha
Not Hammering Hank 💀💀
That "what did you say" was absolutely lethal 🤣😭☠️
Lols and the "tired of what?"
No, not that Pan Again 😂
That truffles treatment was coming 😂😂😂
😅😂😅😂😂😅 he was about to have one hell of a headache 😅
Soft spoken, heavy hitting, Bobby Lashley! 😂
She was about to scramble you😂😂😂 but you got over easy 😂
Bro, you didn’t realize how close you were 😂😂😂😂
Bobby Lashley wildin 🤣
lol 😂 frfr
Wayne Brady on one fr 🤣
😂
Bobby Lashley 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭
Get out my head nearly same voice too 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Notice how she snatched it up with one hand!!!!
Yeah!
Prego-strong!
Is that the old cast iron frying pan because if it is, she’s going to knock him the out😂😂😂😂
She was about to twirl that pan like nunchucks! 😂😅
Brother’s brains almost got scrambled like some eggs 😂😂
His Spidey sence kicked in.
Never mess with a person who can cut onions without even blinking for once !! 😐😐😐
It's red onions? Isn't hard?
Just put that in cold water and you're good 😊
I don't care cause it doesn't affect me but my mum does it 😊
It takes about 5 purple onion to make me cry, lol I didn't think they use to make you cry until I did a short stint in prepping in a cafeteria.😅😅😅😅
I wear contact lenses. I can cut onions all day without a blink!
@opheriayu wrong.
Just sharpen your knife and you'll never cry from an onion ..
A dull knife pushes the juice out of the onion, a sharp knife cuts through it.
The look she gave you before asking “what did you say?” is the stuff of nightmares
Go pray, bro, cause you almost went to meet the son of the most high!😂😂😂
Mans said today is the day I “dye “ 😂
🤣😅 yeah she was about to solve the weight problem right then and there! 😭
She was about to dissolve his ass 😮
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😅🤣
😂
Homeboy just dodged a literal skillet... wording is important🥶😅💯😭😂🤣🐐
"I'm just gonna make some eggs" 😂😂😂
He was testing his own faith 😂😂😂😂
Talk about “a play on words.” Classic 😊
I guess you the only one that's understand what his saying ❤😂😂😂
The noise the pot made while she pick it up is priceless 😂😂😂😂
Pulling eggscaliber from the stove lmao
Pan, I think it's a pan. Just saying.
First time in my life that ive seen one person with a big knife & another person with a big frying pan, and thought the one with a knife was gonna lose.
😂😂😂 Bro she was this 🤏 close to send you in heaven 😂😂😂
He switch the conversation up really quick!!! You was going to meet your maker!!😂😂😂😂
He did not switch the topic at all - he said, "dye it" from the beginning
@@spikermike2843whatever.
@@spikermike2843 right lol
@@spikermike2843exactly.
She was about to make that head go GONG!!!😂
hahahahahahhah- his head was about to be in that pan lol
😂😂😂😂😂
You cracked me up 😂😂
I waiting for the sound!
let's say he was talking about her diet, can't she take a little criticism?
would hv been a different comment flow if she made the joke and he picked a fry pan tho
That smile as she realizes she needs to reign in her crazy 🤣🤣🤣
Scrambled eggs fried HARD 😂😂😂
She went from "I'm about to crack his egg" to "I'm just gonna make some eggs"
"That's not a bad idea. Just gonna make some eggs." LOL 😆🤦🏾 CLASSIC GUH
And walks in opposite directions of where you make eggs 😂
The “English language “ almost got this man killed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His satisfied smile at the end, you guys are absolutely amazing 😂