When Cory decides to grow up and stop his obsessions, he's gonna be surrounded by all the "hey Cory" characters clapping and congratulating him like in Evangelion
Cory getting genuinely stunlocked by Zach and Chris pretending to be Sonic characters and interrupting whatever rant he was on will always make me lose my shit.
@@necromech_ the dimensional merge is what Chris chan thinks is going to happen. Its an apocalyptic event where all fictional characters will "merge" with our own universe.
I don't want to be rude and step on anyone's toes. All of your opinions are fudging beautiful, and perfectly valid, yet I must profess that it is most likely a 77% chance.
@@AcidicMentality Cory saw him walk in and saw the words [TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS!] flash like a boss alert and he was having NONE of that >The Cory has successfully defeated Ronald Reagan!
Hearing Cory scream "GET THE FUCK OUT" at Ronald Reagan makes me imagine the idea of the video of the failed assassination on Reagan with Cory's face slapped on John Hinkley's head
kind of hilarious that chris and zach play characters and distract Cory in the beginning to prevent his tantrum from getting to intense, gentle parenting is so beautiful : )
i love how Cory can rant about the most mundane things like coke coffee but Chris and Zach swoop in to do stupid impressions of characters interrupting him and it's instantly funny
"I don't want any special flavors of coffee, there are too many varieties and it befuddles my wee little pee brain. All I want is basic normal coke flavored coffee, what's the deal with all these special coffee flavors like Vanilla? Just give me coke flavored coffee"
This is my favorite running gag. I lose it everytime. Cory getting genuinely angry just trying to rant but the guys putting every roadblock possible in the way.
I love how Oney and Zach have learnt to instantly interrupt Cory when he starts to rant about the most mundane and non-issue things, its an instant classic
you guys should do a best of "times tomar scratched his beard for exactly 2 seconds" compilation i think its super underrated and so many moments that could just be jumbled up together
@@HOTD108_ sure, keep laughing buddy, but my "tiny mind" went to Harvard and MIT. In the three minutes it took you to write your comment, I started, finished, and peer edited my own thesis paper on quantum physics, recoded my custom Linux based operating system, and made love to my friggin sweet wife, so yeah
@@lordwaluigi8535 what did you just say to me? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class at the navy seals. I have 725 confirmed kills, I wouldn't mess with me, just sayin' pal.
Cory has scared me since the night I tried weed for the first time and sent him a cringe video on Twitter and he replied right away that he'd seen it already
He’s like 200kg and just lies in bed all day making these cause he can’t walk anymore. It’s honestly pretty sad, especially when you see the other schizo slop he uploads
To be fair, when the story is just the longest possible way of saying, “I can’t order black coffee at starbucks” which isn’t even true, the shenanigans help keep it entertaining.
I'm starting to wonder if people actually find Cory funny, or if they just find the responses he evokes in the others funny. Because goddamn, dude grates on my nerves with the "Let me talk over everyone for 90% of the video" stuff.
@@IrisCorven That did irritate me about all of them when I first started watching Oneyplays but I think it's just the chaotic spirit of the whole thing. No one ever finishes off a story without someone else shouting something in the middle of it and making the story take 4 times as long to tell.
I would love if they add physical touch to this bit where they pat Corey shoulder before saying their name, Traumatizing him to no end whenever someone grabbed his shoulder gently
When Cory decides to grow up and stop his obsessions, he's gonna be surrounded by all the "hey Cory" characters clapping and congratulating him like in Evangelion
Yes!! Someone please draw this!
おめでとうございます👏👏👏
Every Sonic character, every Mario character, every SpongeBob character, Chris Chan, and Ronald Reagan all coming to congratulate Cory
Eww, an evangelion fan
@@lookatthis9972 Bro what happened to referencing popular media
The concept of one guy constantly being invaded and bothered by popular media characters is hilarious to me
And they try to be courteous with the guy, almost as if they are in the same room by happenstance. Like a work meeting or something
This also happens to chris chan and avgn
@@Owen-zm6sqAnd linkara is attacked by primordial gods every few years.
@@Owen-zm6sqshit pickle
My favorite character in popular media ronald Reagan
Cory getting genuinely stunlocked by Zach and Chris pretending to be Sonic characters and interrupting whatever rant he was on will always make me lose my shit.
I appreciate the usage of the word stunlocked here
If only Cory had comedy i-frames, then he'd of survived that scenario.
@@scrubbytheslime7703if only they didn’t give him I FRAMES when he’s ALREADY IN THE FUCKING GROUND
"Block, white boy, block"
@@scrubbytheslime7703 Bro it's Invinci-di-bility frames
it's like when parents do something to distract there kid from crying
That's so fucking accurate lmao
Holy shit it actually is
For Cory this is the same thing as putting cocomelon on the tv
Except they do it to distract him into crying
@@yellowbearanimations”god damnit I was in a ranting mood now I’m smiling” says otherwise
“I think the merge just happened” one of the funniest things Cory has ever said
Godzilla vs King Kong has nothing on Corey vs Chris-chan
“Go on then, show us yer merge”
i'm retarded, someone mind explaining the reference?
@@necromech_ the dimensional merge is what Chris chan thinks is going to happen.
Its an apocalyptic event where all fictional characters will "merge" with our own universe.
@@necromech_ actually that you dont know about the merge shows that you're not retarded
Cory’s genuine rage unsettling Zach and Tomar is truly amazing given their psychopathic ways
Psychopaths are stronger than schizophrenic people in the hierarchy
They're simply astounded that someone more powerful than them has finally been conceived.
Cory goes to the real world, dude.
On the dbz power scale Cory is the moat powerful entity
@@PALACIO254 Corey is boundless+beyond fiction and he solos your favorite verse
I love how Cory's rants have the ability to spawn iconic characters
Calling Sonic an iconic video game character these days is like calling whoever won the most gold medals during the 1992 Olympics an iconic athlete.
HEY@@HOTD108_ RONALD REIGAN HERE
@@peterpop-off WHALE, IT'S ME RONALD REGAN, WHALE!
@@HOTD108_ he's still is an iconic character tho
@@HOTD108_ I think you must have been in a coma for about 32 years or something because Sonic is more popular than he’s been in years right now.
my favorite part is that cory doesnt even get mad at them, he just gets mad at the characters
@OneyPlays_Gifts2 OMG NO WAY
Kinda reminds me of the bit where he got mad at Alex jones for saying drawing porn was weird and they he wouldn’t hangout with him
cory operates in an eternal babymode and we love him for that
“SHUT UP SONIC”
I love how the "Hey Cory" thing really only happened twice but the bits were long enough that it justified a whole compilation
The idea was such a mood that it also justified a whole compilation. 🤪
I hope we get annual hey Cory bits but not consistent so it stays funny 😂
Cory is like a small child. Just mimic the voice of one of his favorite characters and suddenly he calms down and claps his feet
There's like a 47% chance that cory actually thought sonic and pals were actually in the room with him in the first clip.
Id say 57%
I don't know about anybody else, but I was thinking there might be a 67% chance that's true.
I don't want to be rude and step on anyone's toes. All of your opinions are fudging beautiful, and perfectly valid, yet I must profess that it is most likely a 77% chance.
Ummm ackchually, according to my calculations considering Cory's characteristic, it's actually more like 87% chance.
Erm given the contents of this video and his apparent insanity, I might even round that up to 97%.
Rants so powerful that they can rip reality and fiction apart at the seams, Cory is a truly powerful creature..
The longer cory rants the nearer to the merge we become
@@justinstahmer840 Chris-chan might be the prophet, but Cory is the true Merge bearer
Rants so powerful they made me pass out for thirty minutes
He's Kid Buu but with auts lol
That's why the gang is trying to stop Cory. They're heroes.
“Hey Cory, Ronald Reagan here”-
"Get the FUCK out!"
"Whale, I don't know about that sonic fellow and, whale, he seems an odd little creature"
@@AcidicMentality "Oh mah god, you're just offal to me"
@@AcidicMentality Cory saw him walk in and saw the words [TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS!] flash like a boss alert and he was having NONE of that
>The Cory has successfully defeated Ronald Reagan!
“Hey Cory, Joseph Mengele here”-
Hearing Cory scream "GET THE FUCK OUT" at Ronald Reagan makes me imagine the idea of the video of the failed assassination on Reagan with Cory's face slapped on John Hinkley's head
When Reagan was diagnosed with Alzheimer's Cory was the last one he forgot.
John Hickley was released and he has a TH-cam channel where he uploads banger music.
Just a little factoid for ya
@@BeyondBaito his final core memory was Cory yelling “get the FUCK OUT”
Who's higgily piggily?
Bold of you to put this out before they're done with every sonic game
BEST OF! (Part 1 of 14)
youtube $$$$$$$$$$$
TBF if they don't someone else will make the compilation first.
@@fallenstudent1103 someone already did. This is the same compilation that was on Otto heckel’s channel
@@joshuahughes4704 nah, they added the mario world bits in this one
It is both funny and unsettling how Cory constantly refers to the Sonic characters as his "friends"
It's all he has except for the rare occasion Chris and Zach bring him over for people to laugh at.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 Thats kinda mean bro ngl its not like you know the guy in person .
@@epicboi303 yeah bro if I was cory I would bring his ass to court and sue him for everything hes worth and his socks.
@@epicboi303corey was literally a veteran he deserves all the hate
@@GrymhetSSwhat?
I'm 100% sure cory thought sonic and friends were on the same room talking with him
They were
I don't get what this is implying, they weren't in the same room ?
chris and zach did too
you could literally hear their voices... -_-
you can literally hear them speaking, what did someone just do fake voices and pretend to be them? you libtards are really getting on my nerves
kind of hilarious that chris and zach play characters and distract Cory in the beginning to prevent his tantrum from getting to intense, gentle parenting is so beautiful : )
They invited all these amazing and iconic characters for Cory's birthday and this is how he reacts?
Cute profile pic
Cute profile pic
Cute profile pic
Cute profile pic
Regular profile pic
Cory will be 90 years old in the nursing home, in his favorite rocker, detached and unresponsive.
Inside Cory’s brain: Hey Cory, Sonic here
This made me cry thx
He will be green and retired
That's only if he evolves into a rancid missouran pig. If he becomes a waterperson it's all over.
Can’t believe Ronald Reagan from the hit tv show “Smiling Friends” made an appearance on OneyPlays.
i love how Cory can rant about the most mundane things like coke coffee but Chris and Zach swoop in to do stupid impressions of characters interrupting him and it's instantly funny
"I don't want any special flavors of coffee, there are too many varieties and it befuddles my wee little pee brain. All I want is basic normal coke flavored coffee, what's the deal with all these special coffee flavors like Vanilla? Just give me coke flavored coffee"
Whichever editor put sad piano music over Cory telling the coffee story is my hero
@@henrynelson9301 It was me, thanks.
"hey guys, mario. thanks for seeing you next time" - the best Cory quote
Where's this quote from can't remember?
@@XxklazzxXThe ending from the Super Mario Slightly Artistic episode, the one with Sr. Pelo
@@El_Omar2203 thank you, sir
If you told me Cory was SammyClassicSonicFan at a younger age, I'd 100% believe it.
This is my favorite running gag. I lose it everytime. Cory getting genuinely angry just trying to rant but the guys putting every roadblock possible in the way.
Hey Scrimblor, Regan here.
Hearing knuckles say “yea I’m a little hungover so that sounds pretty good” is strangely in character
"I think the merge just happened" has to be one of my favorite jokes from Cory. What a great punchline.
I love how Oney and Zach have learnt to instantly interrupt Cory when he starts to rant about the most mundane and non-issue things, its an instant classic
I just appreciate that Cory is just insantly calmed down by the concept of sonic characters talking to him all nonchalant
you guys should do a best of "times tomar scratched his beard for exactly 2 seconds" compilation i think its super underrated and so many moments that could just be jumbled up together
That compilation is longer than you think buddy
@@lordwaluigi8535 Look here, buddy, it's longer than your tiny mind could possibly imagine. So says the prophecy.
@@HOTD108_ sure, keep laughing buddy, but my "tiny mind" went to Harvard and MIT. In the three minutes it took you to write your comment, I started, finished, and peer edited my own thesis paper on quantum physics, recoded my custom Linux based operating system, and made love to my friggin sweet wife, so yeah
@@lordwaluigi8535 Tomar would LITERALLY consume you! Like the tiny little worm that you are...
@@lordwaluigi8535 what did you just say to me? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class at the navy seals. I have 725 confirmed kills, I wouldn't mess with me, just sayin' pal.
I love that SpongeBob voice saying “you’re awful”, gets me every fucking time
Hey Cory, psych ward doctor here
I just love that they always use the same bit to calm Cory down and it works every single time. He's like a toddler
It's so weird hearing Cory's Talkin' Tangints without the added banjo music since I've watched that version so many times.
Anytime you hear Corey say “I just wanna say one thing” you can almost guarantee that he will most certainly not talk about one thing
I can't believe Cory gets to meet all his childhood heroes and he's this ungrateful smh
He also got to meet shriveled old man sonic!
Whenever they say "Hey Cory, *name* here!" you know its gonna be hilarious.
Hey Cory Scott Here
Hey Cory, Tikal here!
If Cory was a clock he still wouldn't be right twice a day.
0:50 "I punch Knuckles."
"Deflects."
That was so stupid it made me laugh for like 5 minutes straight and now my sides hurt 🤣
SpongeBob weakly saying
“You’re awful”
Takes the strength out of my legs
9:56
Zach's delivery on that "you're awful" is so fucking funny man
Chris' Vector is actually really good
Cory has scared me since the night I tried weed for the first time and sent him a cringe video on Twitter and he replied right away that he'd seen it already
I can feel the fear you felt just by reading that
holy fuck i'd shit a brick
Like Haruhi Suzumiya, Cory rewrites reality whenever he is angry so he can be calmed down by fictional characters and dead presidents.
Zach just going hey sonic here was so unexpected lol, then just all the other characters just coming into existence. Amazing stuff
I love how Cory goes from fake outrage to legitimate annoyance and defeat as these bits go on
0:50 Chris' 'deflects' has the same energy as 'you haven't defeated me'
I love how Cory can't comprehend how Knuckles could deflect his punch.
i understand Cory's frustration here. they gave him invincinibility frames but he was already on the ground.
Congrats to Otto for making it on oney plays
From minions
Rise of Gru
@@theminecraft2516 are you eight?
@@theminecraft2516 nice
how many times is Otto going to make this exact video lol
Isn't this one Oney's instead of Otto's?
@@user-lg5xu6id5j No this is definitely OttoPlays
He’s like 200kg and just lies in bed all day making these cause he can’t walk anymore. It’s honestly pretty sad, especially when you see the other schizo slop he uploads
@@user-lg5xu6id5j Look at the start, Otto is credited
@@Rher_the_Moon omg hello otto
I wish Julian's Tails voice and Cory had a 13 hour long podcast that everyone on the planet was forced to listen to
Edit: changed 12 hours to 13 hours
"Hello Cory, Ronald Reagan here."
"Get the FUCK OUT."
😂
My favorite part of Cory trying to tell his stories was when Chris (or Zach) made a heartbeat noise into the mic over Cory's rant
And then when he finally gets to tell the story, the editor puts sad piano music over it
That was tomar and his gross special heart with 15 chambers stepping into the room for just a minute
The Marsquatch was lucky he didn’t run into a Cory locked into gamer rage
I still feel bad that Cory got stuck in white chocolate
@@jelly_4_brainz they thought he was having a diabetic coma
5:14 Zach's Ronald Reagan slays me every time
9:53 is also hysterical, screw these guys
Shoutout to the homies who already saw this on Otto Heckel's channel 😎😎
Seeing coke coffee now in stores triggers a Cory related memory now
I hear echoing in the back of my head “I JUST WANNA TELL MY STORY ABOUT COKE COFFEE!!!!!”
Hey Storeclerk, Cory here!
I like to imagine Cory always has his own Chris Chan cast of characters who all love and worship him and live in Beckville.
I love how Cory is disappointed that he’s not angry anymore
I love how this compilation is just 2 videos
I love how all of Zach's impressions are just his normal voice but slightly deeper
I love how Chris Zach and Cory have all decided that “Ha!” Is shadows signature catchphrase
any video starting with Cory screaming at sonic is an absolute joy
0:29 "Invincininbility frames" You get those by dumping points into ASD.
*ADP
@@violentmnky It was an autism joke, you spa.
@@lancepate oh my god...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! You got meeeeeeeeeee!
@@violentmnky huh
@@tahutoa Weird...his comment must have gotten yeeted. Now I look double dumb. I thought he made a typo on a DS2 reference, but I got whooshed hard.
I wish I could have friends like these
To be fair, when the story is just the longest possible way of saying, “I can’t order black coffee at starbucks” which isn’t even true, the shenanigans help keep it entertaining.
Hey Cory, Jimmy Johns here, do you want cheese on your french dip sandwich?
2:54 I love how genuinely impressed Cory was with Chris's Vektor voice, followed by Zach just being utterly embarrassed by the whole bit.
Can't believe Cream the Slug got censored. Now how will we know her true species?
Is she a snail? Is she a slug? Is her mom really a salt shaker?
So happy to see Otto Heckel get recognition
Best of de-railing the conversation
More like derailing cory ranting about topics nobody gives a shit about
I like how sonic characters actually start to cheer him up in the first clip it’s so cute
I like how the thumbnail looks like Cory has antlers, like when he infamously had a deergasm from getting scritches on that fateful livestream.
Sorry we've had this already Iike twice man
Zacks character as sonic is one of the best images ive ever seen
Donkey kongs screams are terrifying. Especially Whats underneath them
I love how Cory reads the comments
There's like a 46.252% chance that Corey actually thinks the characters are here to talk to him when he gets ranty
Man... This compilation really highlights how it takes Cory like 20 min to tell a story...
Otto you've grown so much, I'm proud of you
the quality of the Vector impression really sells it all
I like how Cory takes the time meeting Knuckles irl to tell him he loved him in the second movie and then proceeded to punch him
8:20 Love Tomar getting in on the Cory torment
Yeah Chris’s vector voice is pretty good 2:54, Cory is correct
Damn why does Cory take such a long time to tell his stories like it's not that hard bro
I'm starting to wonder if people actually find Cory funny, or if they just find the responses he evokes in the others funny. Because goddamn, dude grates on my nerves with the "Let me talk over everyone for 90% of the video" stuff.
@@IrisCorven That did irritate me about all of them when I first started watching Oneyplays but I think it's just the chaotic spirit of the whole thing. No one ever finishes off a story without someone else shouting something in the middle of it and making the story take 4 times as long to tell.
@@andyukmonkey Yeah I remember when I started watching oneyplays there were always overlapping voices took a while to get used to
@@IrisCorven Thats why its awesome that oney and zach have learnt to interrupt him immediately and guide him towards laughing
imagine some guy has schizophrenia but all the hallucinations are Sonic characters
That's just Chris chan
I'm glad I'm not the only person still enjoy this gem. I was so happy when this popped up in my notifications 💓
0:40 zachs silence because Cory killed his character is so fkn funny
Cory complaining about sugar in coffee while complaining about not getting Coke Coffee gives me second hand stupid.
We've been spending most our lives living in a Cory paradise
Probably the best idea for a “Best Of” ever!
Thank Otto Heckel
Hey CM Waves, Otto Heckel here
@@WanderingChin you're not Otto heckel. Watch the first second of the video again.
Hey@@gentlemanbrain5829, Brian Griffin here
Hey @@WanderingChin, Homer J. Simpson here.
I wish they'd derail Cory's rants more often
“Hey Cory, Spazkid here!”
This is my literal favorite compilation
spongebob's "you're just awful to me" is the funniest fucking thing
the "Sonic, you comin'?" when Cory FINALLLY felt safe to talk makes me lose it.
I would love if they add physical touch to this bit where they pat Corey shoulder before saying their name, Traumatizing him to no end whenever someone grabbed his shoulder gently
I really appreciate the end card's implication that "Hey Cory" is not over, and that it is a full series which will continue
9:45 the “you’re awful” took me out. I was listening to this at work with my earbud and I was laughing like a maniac