Yes Cynical, feel that rage! As our Dark Lord Xemnas says, “Anger and hate are supreme!”. Fill your Hearts with anger and rage and give in to the darkness!
*Spongebob music playing in the background* *Xemnas:* Good afternoon! *Sora:* Mansex *Xemnas:* Technically speaking I am Xehanort's Nobody *Sora:* Nobody!? *Apprentice Xehanort:* Sorry for interupting! I am Apprentice Xehanort *Sora:* Holy Macaroni! How many Xehanort's are there? *Terranort:* Did someone say Xehanort!? *Sora:* Let me guess! You are the young and hot blooded Xehanort. *Young Xehanort:* Actually I am Young Xehanort. I can also time travel. *Sora:* What the actual fu**!
Whose to say Nico is the "only" one that needs JUSTICE? I'm looking at you Cynical. IN JUSTICE WE TRUST!!! Lol but I'm just getting burnt out with being consistent in Nico's comment section. That doesn't mean I'm not there, just not as relevant. I'll be back there spreading justice eventually though!!! (just taking a bit of a break)
"I'm literally about to build a time machine, go back in time, fucking fight a T-rex with my bare fisticuffs, and fry some T-rex steaks on a fucking grill!" 😂 That one sent me!
If you were there (which you might have been, if so I revoke any statement that is about to follow) then you would know that Cynical was given specific challenges for this run so that's why he struggled
It's true that that the final boss is actually hard as balls if you have low defense and lack Once More & Second Chance. Plus in the remaster, when final Xemnas throws you into the air and you have to mash triangle to reversal, it's almost guaranteed that the triangle prompt will not show up at some point, meaning you will get hit unless you Reflect (this was almost never a problem in the PS2 versions). But it's also true that Cynical made a few mistakes (at least from what I've seen in the video). Like when playing as Riku, all you have to do is Dark Aura every few seconds to keep Xemnas off you. Cynical just did a leroy jenkins and promptly got bitch slapped. Not that I was there for the stream. Sorry if I missed something.
Abi Absie002 yeah I know, and this isn't a good example as xenmas is really hard but in general, he isn't bad but he isn't great at the game. for how much he loves kingdom hearts it's just kind of funny is all
"You've gotta be riding a camel through the desert on a Sunday afternoon when you're meant to be at church but for some FUCKING reason you're riding a camel in the desert" Oh my god that's the best one yet
Goddamnit Jared you are the funniest dude when you rage, nobody has ever actually made me laugh myself to tears before, thanks for all of the laughs to make my shitty days better!
Cynical should make a sea salt snippet going over Sora's official height because I was reading Kingdom Hearts community post on facebook and someone on that page said that they talked to namoura and he said that does is 160 CM 5"2 around 5"3
KH 3 permadeath mode When Cynical dies once: "(Screaming) NOOO!! NOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!" Cynical reborn as even darker form True Dark Revenger Phoenix then, Cynical gets hit again by a Huge AoE Rage Cutter (Spiral Hard Knockdown) and then, Final Strike on True Dark Revenger Phoenix Cynical with whooping over 15 quadrillion damage and dies again. Cynical dies: "(Screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!" (Sobbing gamer) Game Ends forever... with a loss... RIP: Cynical
I'll admit that it took me years to finally complete KH2. Heres a rundown: The Demyx fight (The Underworld one) took 6 months, the actual Demyx fight took about a year, The Xaldin fight took another 6 months, the Xigbar fight took 1 year, the Siax fight took 1 year and the Xemnas fights took 2 years. Also keep in mind this was on *Beginner Mode*. (my pride is now gone)
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer It took you over 5 years to beat kingdom hearts 2 on beginner. You've got to be riding a camel in the desert twisting the nipples of a turkey.
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer how??? i found normal to easy and i was playing on an emulator with my keyboard.the only fight i had trouble with was demxys second fight and i still beat it in one afternoon
I am literally dead serious. To be fair though, I was only 7 years old at the time when I got the game and I had limited time to play it. But my god, my childhood memories of me constantly dying back then are honestly Nightmares to me. Thank god i can blaze through Critical Mode with ease after 10 years lol.
True Blue Sonic Fan as long as you arent on critical then zebra man isnt that much of a pain, honestly one of the most satisfying battles of the series
on critical it is a brutal fight. i barely managed to beat it. funny enough i managed to skip the phase where sora gets captured with a smart use of items
It seems they still never fixed the reversal command. I just took advantage of the limit to achieve invulnerability during the duration while at least getting some hits on him
One thing I learned with final xemnas fight on critical mode is that use session with riku when xemnas tosses you in the air the triangle spam don't work worth shit
Not gonna lie, I lost my shit when Sora died in the exact last second you were about to rescue him 😂😂😂😂 Or when Riku died, I've never even seen that animation 😂😂😆
I don't know if I should feel proud about that I beat Xigbar, Saïx, Luxord and Xemnas on first try. And that was when I played KH2 for the first time xD
Was he doing certain restrictions for this run? I beat Zebra Man on CM in about 5 tries, chose the dream sword, level 46, no once more or second chance with decisive pumpkin. He was a bitch with his cartwheels, but it was manageable.
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"You've gotta be riding a camel through the desert on a Sunday afternoon when you're supposed to be in church."
If I make an unfunny joke about Xemnas having his letters be rearranged to Mansex, would that get me likes?
you have to also come right as the video is uploaded
Maybe. But we all know changing Blaine to "Brain" is the better joke. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!.................(oh wait)
Lol
Seriously though lol, who that was even a good idea to change his name XD
LMAOOOOO HIS NAME IS MANSEX LOOOOLLLLLL
Fuck Dark Souls, this is what the real hardcore gamers play.
“This game, this game can actually suck a frog... while a frog is sucking... a fly... I... I don’t know... I don’t fucking know dude” ~ Cynical 2017
3:05 Sora standing there like: "You had one job, Riku!"
Every time Cynical dies: "Ouchi Ouch." Every time Cynical gets hit by an attack: "Swoosh". (Someone make a compilation of this)
*DARKNESS* within *DARKNESS*
Special Attack: mega destruction Lazer barrage of wrecking
Keyblade
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer someone watches too much just a pancake
OMG! Is that you, Just a Pancake?
Yes Cynical, feel that rage! As our Dark Lord Xemnas says, “Anger and hate are supreme!”. Fill your Hearts with anger and rage and give in to the darkness!
The rage I love it. "Im going karate kid on this guys arse"
seems like mr. miyagi didn't train his ass well enough.
Everytime cynical rages the darkness consums his heart little by little. Jared will then have a nobody named jraxed.
Dexjra
Jaxder! That would be even better!
Dexraj?
"Ok, I believe you!"
XD
Is it just me or are Just a Pancake memes taking over this channels comment section? (not that I'm complaining lol)
*Spongebob music playing in the background*
*Xemnas:* Good afternoon!
*Sora:* Mansex
*Xemnas:* Technically speaking I am Xehanort's Nobody
*Sora:* Nobody!?
*Apprentice Xehanort:* Sorry for interupting! I am Apprentice Xehanort
*Sora:* Holy Macaroni! How many Xehanort's are there?
*Terranort:* Did someone say Xehanort!?
*Sora:* Let me guess! You are the young and hot blooded Xehanort.
*Young Xehanort:* Actually I am Young Xehanort. I can also time travel.
*Sora:* What the actual fu**!
AirbagVII the italian pizza's music was strong in that video
AirbagVII are those pancakes delicious
giga blast I prefer crêpes but they are good nonetheless!
Seems legit
AirbagVII It's-a me: *Italian Xehanort*
I love his fairy bread mini-rant with his t-rex steaks.🤣
Special attack: Evil Binding strings of darkness and chaos.... and knuckles
I missed these rage videos. IN RAGE WE TRUST!!!!! (and Justice)
The heck Bobby?! Doesn't Nico need you to guide him on the path of justice right now?
Whose to say Nico is the "only" one that needs JUSTICE? I'm looking at you Cynical. IN JUSTICE WE TRUST!!! Lol but I'm just getting burnt out with being consistent in Nico's comment section. That doesn't mean I'm not there, just not as relevant. I'll be back there spreading justice eventually though!!! (just taking a bit of a break)
I see...You go to anyone who is in desperate need of JUSTICE...I understand now
Mr.L In the lady of justice runs in many paths.
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"I'm literally about to build a time machine, go back in time, fucking fight a T-rex with my bare fisticuffs, and fry some T-rex steaks on a fucking grill!"
😂 That one sent me!
"This game can actually suck a frog while a frog is sucking... a fly"
*ANGER AND HATE ARE **_S U P R E M E_*
"We shall go together"
So wait, is Xemnas hinting that he wants to have sex with Sora or...(ok thats enough with this joke)
Ok I believe you
I would love to see Cynical fight a T-Rex when he gets the chance! 👊🏻 🦖
"You've got to be tickling a camel." OMG! Whut?! 😂😂😂
"Maybe it's Maybelline."
gotta keep that hair silky
You know for someone who's a part of the most well known Kingdom Hearts group, you think Cynical would be better at this game.
Sonicstriforce I know right
If you were there (which you might have been, if so I revoke any statement that is about to follow) then you would know that Cynical was given specific challenges for this run so that's why he struggled
It's true that that the final boss is actually hard as balls if you have low defense and lack Once More & Second Chance. Plus in the remaster, when final Xemnas throws you into the air and you have to mash triangle to reversal, it's almost guaranteed that the triangle prompt will not show up at some point, meaning you will get hit unless you Reflect (this was almost never a problem in the PS2 versions).
But it's also true that Cynical made a few mistakes (at least from what I've seen in the video). Like when playing as Riku, all you have to do is Dark Aura every few seconds to keep Xemnas off you. Cynical just did a leroy jenkins and promptly got bitch slapped.
Not that I was there for the stream. Sorry if I missed something.
Dystopia except thats not true and was fixed a longghg time ago in the remaster
Abi Absie002 yeah I know, and this isn't a good example as xenmas is really hard but in general, he isn't bad but he isn't great at the game. for how much he loves kingdom hearts it's just kind of funny is all
For real though Xemnas' final fight has the most badass music.
"You've gotta be riding a camel through the desert on a Sunday afternoon when you're meant to be at church but for some FUCKING reason you're riding a camel in the desert"
Oh my god that's the best one yet
you gotta love that ragejoint.
"This Game. This Game can suck a Frog while the Frog is sucking a Fly."
THAT LINE. It had my rolling.
The darkness is strong with zebra man
Anger and hate, are soup cream
Best comment 420/360
HerefortheTae Can you spare a tart?
The maybe it's maybelline and shrek thing had me dead 😂😂😂
Soraalam1=Goku
HMK=Vegeta
Skyward wing=Krillin
Cynical=Yamcha
Soralam1 K.O'd Lingering Will with fucking Sweet Memories. 😕
How can TheGamersJoint read the comments without hearing of JustAPancake? It nearly impossible
dont worry he will *SUBMIT* eventually
I know right?! TheInjustice is too strong here!!!
4:29 "What the fuck is the point!" holy moly Jared I haven't laughed that hard in about 9 years my dude thank you! XDDDDDD
Huh, I.guess you two didn't "Go together". :p
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer We'll they had NOTHING in common after all
The rage master has returned! This is not a drill!
I love your improv sentences. I call them “Cynicalisms”.
Sora's got that 'puzzled' look down
inb4 hardcore gamers saying, "you're not trying hard enough."
you're not trying hard enough.
jk, just messing around
Your reaction at the end was priceless! XD
React to Kingdom hearts re:chain of the birth by dream memories\ 358 sleep final mix by just a pancake
Cynical has the best insults ever XD
"Fisty-cuffs". I'm gonna start saying that 😂
2:04 WINE!!!
Didn't expect to see you here.
That moment when 'cynnical dying montage' rolls in, but the whole video is a cynnical dying montage
“Cynical Dying Montage” I thought that was the whole video though haha
when all the rage could have been avoided with second chance/once more
Oh my god his reactions are the best
Goddamnit Jared you are the funniest dude when you rage, nobody has ever actually made me laugh myself to tears before, thanks for all of the laughs to make my shitty days better!
0:24 "You gonna be putting sprinkles on my goddamn bread!" Lol that is making me laugh so much 😂😂😂
0:38
What’s weird is that if whoever made the joke said “dreams of having them” twice it would’ve made sense, but would’ve been even more disgusting.
"Maybe It's Maybelline." What does that got to do with anything?! Cynical my boi
8.5 years? Are you speaking in kingdom hearts titles now?
NateNyte can't wait for kingdom hearts re 2.896458953/95,000,000 days recoded memoires birth by union final mix
no cursing is better than gamerjoint's curses
Cynical should make a sea salt snippet going over Sora's official height because I was reading Kingdom Hearts community post on facebook and someone on that page said that they talked to namoura and he said that does is 160 CM 5"2 around 5"3
KH 3 permadeath mode
When Cynical dies once: "(Screaming) NOOO!! NOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!"
Cynical reborn as even darker form True Dark Revenger Phoenix then, Cynical gets hit again by a Huge AoE Rage Cutter (Spiral Hard Knockdown) and then, Final Strike on True Dark Revenger Phoenix Cynical with whooping over 15 quadrillion damage and dies again.
Cynical dies: "(Screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!"
(Sobbing gamer)
Game Ends forever... with a loss... RIP: Cynical
Have you tried turning second chance and once more off and on again?
he didnt have them at that point
I bet the Kingdom Key in the background is just thinking, "Why did he have to be the one to wield me?"
I beat Xemnas on my first try after 10 years of not playing it.
VincentWeir he's playing on critical with some kind of restrictions
I'll admit that it took me years to finally complete KH2. Heres a rundown: The Demyx fight (The Underworld one) took 6 months, the actual Demyx fight took about a year, The Xaldin fight took another 6 months, the Xigbar fight took 1 year, the Siax fight took 1 year and the Xemnas fights took 2 years. Also keep in mind this was on *Beginner Mode*. (my pride is now gone)
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer It took you over 5 years to beat kingdom hearts 2 on beginner. You've got to be riding a camel in the desert twisting the nipples of a turkey.
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer how??? i found normal to easy and i was playing on an emulator with my keyboard.the only fight i had trouble with was demxys second fight and i still beat it in one afternoon
I am literally dead serious. To be fair though, I was only 7 years old at the time when I got the game and I had limited time to play it. But my god, my childhood memories of me constantly dying back then are honestly Nightmares to me. Thank god i can blaze through Critical Mode with ease after 10 years lol.
“YOU BETTER BE PUTTING SPRINKLES ON MY GODDAMN BREAD!”
"Anger and hate are supreme" -The Zebraman himself said it.
5:18 *R E P L E N T I S H*
the t rex on the grill got me XD
I can't wait to fight captain zebra coat one day myself. He's wannabe lightsabers don't scare me!
True Blue Sonic Fan as long as you arent on critical then zebra man isnt that much of a pain, honestly one of the most satisfying battles of the series
I fought him back in October on Beginner. I'm no good at KH2, so I went to Beginner.
His*
on critical it is a brutal fight. i barely managed to beat it. funny enough i managed to skip the phase where sora gets captured with a smart use of items
It seems they still never fixed the reversal command. I just took advantage of the limit to achieve invulnerability during the duration while at least getting some hits on him
I beat it last week and they patched it
I bet Sora is just as mad as Cynical. Just telling him stuff like "Player tighten your pants and fight like a real keyblade master!" lol
It's been awhile since you uploaded a rage video but I still love them
One thing I learned with final xemnas fight on critical mode is that use session with riku when xemnas tosses you in the air the triangle spam don't work worth shit
I know the feeling, man. XD I've learnt... Zebras are not to be fucked with!
man, this video is like the 1 time that i faced the zebra, but it not so hard once i mastered the patern attacks XD
😂😂😂what the heck! Why is Saturday Afternoon so commonly used!
At 7:18, put it at 0.25 speed. This turns the fast forward montage into normal speed gameplay (Sorta.). I figured it out, you're welcome.
5:37 what is that song that's playing?
I relate to this
Not gonna lie, I lost my shit when Sora died in the exact last second you were about to rescue him 😂😂😂😂 Or when Riku died, I've never even seen that animation 😂😂😆
I don't know if I should feel proud about that I beat Xigbar, Saïx, Luxord and Xemnas on first try. And that was when I played KH2 for the first time xD
5 second death a new record
Cinical I’ll say this when I beat Roxas and Zebra man in KH2 I was happy but then I realized that the game was on the lowest diff😐
"Demon noodles"
😂😂😂😂
i guess zebra learned from the last game what happens when you fight him or he's trying to get his revenge
Paus at 0:10
Was he doing certain restrictions for this run? I beat Zebra Man on CM in about 5 tries, chose the dream sword, level 46, no once more or second chance with decisive pumpkin. He was a bitch with his cartwheels, but it was manageable.
"We shall go together."
Yes the rage is back with a vengeance
I love it when u rage because the stuff u say when your mad r hilarious
This video made me spit my drink 3 times
Was this a no second chance or once more run?
KingdomKing13 he needs to be at least lv 60 for those. If he chose the sword
I love watching cynicals video it real funny when he rages
"Did Kobe Bryant just donate you a ball of energy or something?"
Rip Kobe :(
How does Jared come up with all these weird phrases
I need to know
This has to be on of your best ones so far hahaha
If you don't want the clone to hit you then use dark aura and make it flinch
That poor chair
he couldn't handle them balls, my dudes
Moves faster than sonic on fucking shrooms. Cynical got bars
3:40 *I'LL TRY SPINNING, THAT'S A GOOD TRICK*
I always use riku's limit instead of pressing the triangle button in the air
Today we observe Jared in his natural habitat
Love your new video glad I caught it live. MasterCSD shout out to the boi.!!! That fight for us all.
Finally Cynical Rage Video makes us happy for today.
God damn laser room
The rage is ETERNAL!!!