( TIMESTAMPS BELOW ) This video was supposed to come out on the 1st, but it has been under "manual review" for 2 weeks now (This usually takes about 2 days, 3 at most). There's something weird going on with this video, hoping its a one off thing or on youtubes side and not some weird shadowb*n or something. Sorry for the late release. Next vid will hopefully be on time but cant promise anything yet. This video is still under review at this time, so we're not making any money from this video, but we wanted to get it out so the PGL uploads don't get too backed up since the 15th is around the corner and we want to get back on track asap. 0:00 - Intro 1:45 - Announcements 2:07 - Elon musk takes nick to space to f*ck art students 4:21 - Nick: "I just do my peepee thing" 5:33 - Insane fan girls hit up sam 7:37 - Chapelle Tackle - The perfect PR stunt 10:14 - Reddit reacts to sience 13:13 - Everythings going to sh*t / Fuel prices 14:16 - Nicks meltdown / Spinning your wheels
PGL = Sam laughing, starting a hypothetical situation. Nick going on a 5 min rant that will likely involve him getting a hard on, possibly c**ming in his own hand, and brutally murdering people in crazy ways, described in incredible detail. And it's hilarious everytime.
He is the goat. I have been watching him for like 10 years. He did small time stand up in Boston a bit and that was actually really funny. Very underated
What actually happened though? It's like he went from having a small bald spot to having a completely different form of male patterned baldness in a month. I thought he shaved it as a joke but it should be fixed by now I think.
@@rickym6301 It's been alluded to many times throughout this podcast and many other places. I don't have a specific thing to show you and it really shouldn't matter.
@@Rick_Cleland Ever think that maybe the sasquatch didn't steal her, that maybe she willingly left you for him? After having that bigfoot D, she's unable to go back to regular D. She's gone, just get over it.
To be fair that was always a heavy part of his shtick, it's just now racial tensions are at nearing a 100-year high making it extremely popular and profitable
@@Patrick.Weightman I don't even think he's doing it to ride the clout, I think the propaganda is just So strong that he's caught in the same legacy news-induced mass psychosis as anyone else.
Rumor has it that Bernstein blew every staff member at cartoon network to make it happen. EVERY SINGLE one of them, in one night too. He had to get his stomach pumped. Dude he almost died.
Let’s look at a few basic facts. Sams boxing training lasted 6 years. Now from records from his training videos show each training sessions requires 2 hours and about 50 liters of zippy water to hydrate a body. 6,000,000 x 2 Hours = 12,000,000 Hours. 12,000,000 Hours = 500,000 days 500,000 Days = 1,369.8 years Each of Sam's boxing training partners would require 228 zippy water distributors working 24/7 365 for 6 years.
Joe: “You look like a guy that doesn’t care about what other people think....... 👀” Sam: “Sure man, what are we doing here today 🤓” Joe: “I don’t know, what do you want to do?” Sam: “Idk man I’m not good with these things, do you have any DMT on you right now?” Joe: “Right now? Sam: “Right now.” Joe: “I don’t know if it’s a good idea” Sam: “Why?” Joe: “You really wanna do this right now?” Sam: “Yeah idgaf” Joe: “Alright”
the problem with depicting molecular biology is that biochemical processes are insanely rapid and dynamic compared to our sluggish experience of the world.
I like how nick also like grimes. Thats quite good. I got her to respond to my discord fanart once with the word "sique" probly a codes message but i dont have time for her qanon shit. I started the z thing instead so she started dating a russian
Froze at the half way point, endlessly loading until I switched to a video that would play an ad. YT does this all the time and bugs out of I haven't watched an ad for a while.
Lol wait.. why am I on this thumbnail? I have to know what is even happening right now 😂 I want a t-shirt now, my first time watching this podcast but I want a shirt just because 😂 -Molly Smash
Hey, yeah looks like that is actually you in the thumbnail. I needed a picture of a girl that would get peoples attention and googled "girl with lots of tattoos" or something like that and sorted by "render" so i didn't have to remove the background manually, and this is the first picture that showed up. Hope ur cool with us using your picture like this.
Where are the "animators" at out here? This stuff would be so perfect to have an animated cartoon showing all their skits they do when they go into character.
I don't know about you guys but I get my pharmaceutical info from 3 places : commercials, tik tik, and billboards. And I take whatever they tell me to.
woomyn are wild savages these day. I have a fucking story of one crazy behoach if you wanna hear. I swear it's a good story, you'll be like what the fuck. When I heard about it i was deeply disturbed the entire day.
( TIMESTAMPS BELOW )
This video was supposed to come out on the 1st, but it has been under "manual review" for 2 weeks now (This usually takes about 2 days, 3 at most). There's something weird going on with this video, hoping its a one off thing or on youtubes side and not some weird shadowb*n or something.
Sorry for the late release. Next vid will hopefully be on time but cant promise anything yet.
This video is still under review at this time, so we're not making any money from this video, but we wanted to get it out so the PGL uploads don't get too backed up since the 15th is around the corner and we want to get back on track asap.
0:00 - Intro
1:45 - Announcements
2:07 - Elon musk takes nick to space to f*ck art students
4:21 - Nick: "I just do my peepee thing"
5:33 - Insane fan girls hit up sam
7:37 - Chapelle Tackle - The perfect PR stunt
10:14 - Reddit reacts to sience
13:13 - Everythings going to sh*t / Fuel prices
14:16 - Nicks meltdown / Spinning your wheels
Where's the timestamp where Sam tells me to kill myself instead of become the best me?
Showed up in the feed, so no shadow yeet, yet.
@@ccriztoff pelvic instability. Sciatica. I could go on for days
What happened to nicks hair?
Why did you release it then? lol
it's not a pgl podcast without Nick ranting about causing bodily harm to his clients
Nick... Our town hero.
Nick is a legend
Genuinely the best parts
losers.
nick just comes up with situations out of nowhere
he's kinda scary
It's that sense of childlike wonder and play.
@@jacksobrooks oh god
He's a comedic genius.
I was trying type a response but I heard Nick going off about crawling inside an engine bay and wrapping his arms over the belts and I fuckin lost it
PGL = Sam laughing, starting a hypothetical situation. Nick going on a 5 min rant that will likely involve him getting a hard on, possibly c**ming in his own hand, and brutally murdering people in crazy ways, described in incredible detail. And it's hilarious everytime.
It’s cool how the podcast goes from batshit insane to real in seconds. One moment your laughing and the next you are contemplating your place in life.
IT AINT THAT DEEP BRO!
@@roarbertbearatheon8565 Are you planning on buying Sam's NFTs?
One of the main reasons I like it so much
@@roarbertbearatheon8565 Things are as deep as your brain can analyze them to be, you just really don't think very much.
I contemplate my life with a gun in my mouth
Sam out here telling women to remove their tattoos and find a normal guy. Awesome. Kevin Samuels would be proud.
Someone's gotta carry that torch
The strongest Irishman in 2,000 years is carrying that torch.
Kevin Samuels, Rest In Power King.
You're part of the counter culture bro, very awesome!
@@godursolamehahaxd9909 it's sad traditional, Judeo-Christian values are seen as counterculture nowadays.
please compete in woman's sports it would be beautiful
Candylass
Which woman's?
@@MecanicalEnd basketball would be hilarious
HEY, I'M SAMANTHA
Sasha Hyde
Sam is in pure awe and wonder at the beauty of God's intricate design. also in this episode Nick looks like a plump rotisserie chicken
I’d pick him up from the heated trolley
His hair is styled like the wreath they’d put on Caesar’s head
@@TerminalM193 I thought he was an extra from black hawk down
@@wiglafthegrnlander4757 lmaoo
It’s a bunch of gay nuggets that if you were able to zoom in on you’d see it just made of a bunch of other gay nuggers
I have a hard time believing how funny nick is sometimes. He's insane 😂
He has one of the sharpest minds around and he's speaking truth while making fun of it. Dummies always think smart people are crazy.
He is the goat. I have been watching him for like 10 years. He did small time stand up in Boston a bit and that was actually really funny. Very underated
Right. Especially in smocaine. He acted very well and insane
I still think about the time he yelled at his mom in moms. Living in my head till the day I die.
@@georgec5212 true dat
Appreciate the fact that these aren't just 5 min teasers but proper 20 min cuts. Great editing as usual.
Nick's Trump impersonation is simultaneously the best and worst I've heard
the musk impression wasn't bad either
Shane Gillis had the best impression of Trump, until Jamie Foxx.
@@heffe4257 zach hadel does
@@WolfEffectzz he really does have the best trump impression
@@WolfEffectzz iykyk
Nick is looking kinda fresh with that reverse skin fade SHEEESH 🥶🥶💯💯
Yet he has a wife and kids unlike 99% of commenters 🤷♂
@@LaughingMan44? I love Nick very much
What actually happened though? It's like he went from having a small bald spot to having a completely different form of male patterned baldness in a month. I thought he shaved it as a joke but it should be fixed by now I think.
whos gonna shave it all off first, him or charls?
Lol cold blooded
Nick is so naturally funny it made me stop smoking weed
But nick smokes weed
@@rickym6301 It's been alluded to many times throughout this podcast and many other places. I don't have a specific thing to show you and it really shouldn't matter.
@@wawawawawaaaw3090 I can second this. Been on the Gumroad for a couple months, he’s talked about doing dabs and eating edibles.
he takes an edible in one of the pods
But are you 420 chill?
Sam should turn into Samantha and fulfill his dream of beating women in sports (boxing or mma)
Doesn't even have to shave.
@@Rick_Cleland Ever think that maybe the sasquatch didn't steal her, that maybe she willingly left you for him? After having that bigfoot D, she's unable to go back to regular D. She's gone, just get over it.
Women's Ice hockey.
@@Samuel-sx1mq WPFL
Disabled women's MMA league, each yodeling belch node is ALL HASAN NO ALIVE
im outside your window at 1am, this is a self defence situation.
OUTSIDE Sam's house at 1am? You're funeral PAUL
@@danielfenton1686 my name isnt paul. DANIEL
Norm MacDonald died and made Nick Rochefort the funniest man in the world
*Rosie O' Donnel
@@906-x3w *Rochefort O'Donnell
i love how dave chapelle really likes to go on about white people nowadays but then gets attacked by a black person
To be fair that was always a heavy part of his shtick, it's just now racial tensions are at nearing a 100-year high making it extremely popular and profitable
@@Patrick.Weightman I don't even think he's doing it to ride the clout, I think the propaganda is just So strong that he's caught in the same legacy news-induced mass psychosis as anyone else.
@@Rher_the_Moon whats up with black people and islam
@@Rher_the_Moon Gotta reserve a spot in the right place for when the business really kicks up again in a few years.
Glad to have Sam as a continued guest on Nick's podcast
the jewish execs and producers really fucking blew it letting these two slip away. funniest content out there is when they get together.
Rumor has it that Bernstein blew every staff member at cartoon network to make it happen. EVERY SINGLE one of them, in one night too. He had to get his stomach pumped. Dude he almost died.
Bro I saw Tim Heidecker should I tell Sam?
Also nice pic, I'm halfway through I Lived To Tell It All right now
The lemon girl bit had me dying
Sam needs to go full Andy Kaufman and fight women professionally
"Oh that's quite good..." top tier Elon impression
Let’s look at a few basic facts. Sams boxing training lasted 6 years.
Now from records from his training videos show each training sessions requires 2 hours and about 50 liters of zippy water to hydrate a body.
6,000,000 x 2 Hours = 12,000,000 Hours.
12,000,000 Hours = 500,000 days
500,000 Days = 1,369.8 years
Each of Sam's boxing training partners would require 228 zippy water distributors working 24/7 365 for 6 years.
Wtf
I feel like it would be cool to meet Nick but REAL scary if he ever wanted to sell you something.
Convertible roofrack salesman of the year.
Man's gotta eat
Better fcking buy it
The lemon bit was one of the funniest shit I've ever seen, swear to god you don't get it she turns herself into a lemon.
Nicks hair is on fleek
Nick has a 100% certified
goon body
HAHAHA
Sam's schizo art aesthetic is second to none.
Was laughing at the lemon joke till I remembered how bad I did my ex...... thanks for the ultra-meta lemon jokes, I am unforgivable
I started fucking dying when Nick was talking about hugging the engine of the AMG GT
14:39
Isaiah means "god saves" or "the lord helps/lords helper."
The irony.
What if God creates them with the purpose of getting the people he wants in heaven faster?
WE WUZ HELPAS
fun fact: you can take a picture of a cell, using the modern wonder known as a "microscope"
peanuts come from the GROUND the real Peanut Arbuckle would know that
No they fall off of peanut bushes. Source: i’ve seen thousands of science fiction movies
5:13 should have said "skat and skidaddle" lmfao
I think competing in Women's sports is how Sam gets on Joe Rogan.
Joe:
“You look like a guy that doesn’t care about what other people think....... 👀”
Sam:
“Sure man, what are we doing here today 🤓”
Joe:
“I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
Sam:
“Idk man I’m not good with these things, do you have any DMT on you right now?”
Joe:
“Right now?
Sam:
“Right now.”
Joe:
“I don’t know if it’s a good idea”
Sam:
“Why?”
Joe:
“You really wanna do this right now?”
Sam:
“Yeah idgaf”
Joe:
“Alright”
"let me get in the engine bay while you drive." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
God I hope Sam enters women's boxing.
Just seeing you two vibe off each other so naturally is really inspiring.
Sometimes I rub my eyes really hard until I can read my blood
bro pulled a picture of a cell and said “that’s fascinating”
He just like me
@5:55 At this moment, Sam kicks off an intricate comedic jazz session. Fucking outstanding.
the problem with depicting molecular biology is that biochemical processes are insanely rapid and dynamic compared to our sluggish experience of the world.
Oh yeah?
I love when Nick embodies the weird shit they come up with and confronts Sam
Nick constantly looks like a man who hangs out in an alley
THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT. it's my life mantra now.
The lemon girl bit is the funniest one second only to stephan hawking choking on epst31ns island
Nicks really looking like a 200 pound baby nowadays
Bro these guys need a cartoon or something this is so funny
i was sweating watching the fangirl callout part. That was a close one.
You are the ideal person to be a woman. 6’5 long arms, a belly. Imagine breaking the deadlift record 12 times.
I like how nick also like grimes. Thats quite good. I got her to respond to my discord fanart once with the word "sique" probly a codes message but i dont have time for her qanon shit. I started the z thing instead so she started dating a russian
would love a series of just Sam raging at reddit coments
Froze at the half way point, endlessly loading until I switched to a video that would play an ad.
YT does this all the time and bugs out of I haven't watched an ad for a while.
“You have to be better than them” 🔔
this is a perfect clip!!!!
Thank you for the corndog at the Asian Buffet.
Nick's scat pack impression was perfect lmfao sounded just like a 6.4
16:10 I think Nick actually made Sam uncomfortable here XD
Lol wait.. why am I on this thumbnail? I have to know what is even happening right now 😂 I want a t-shirt now, my first time watching this podcast but I want a shirt just because 😂
-Molly Smash
Also, this podcast is hilarious, I’ll be keeping up with you guys.
Hey, yeah looks like that is actually you in the thumbnail. I needed a picture of a girl that would get peoples attention and googled "girl with lots of tattoos" or something like that and sorted by "render" so i didn't have to remove the background manually, and this is the first picture that showed up. Hope ur cool with us using your picture like this.
Hi Molly! I think she deserves a shirt!
commenting to come back to the last chapter of this video that provided me some sanity
PGL and Tim Dillon's podcast is the funniest thing on earth. Worth the price of a cup of coffee per month.
Holy shit these clips are well put together
2:07 is that violet from the incredibles lmfao
Someone needs to do a Best of Nick Rochefort asap.
I love you, Sam
This episode was…quite good
Why is Nick so funny, Just cracks me up
Nick's merch is nice
Where's the link in the description
Sam's falling for Elon Musk's schtick? Sammy boy's too naive. Elon's literally just a puppet.
sarcasm/irony I bet
Elaborate?
Prove it
Meta irony
id bet the majority of sams fans think elon is unironically teh epic god le mars epics
Where are the "animators" at out here? This stuff would be so perfect to have an animated cartoon showing all their skits they do when they go into character.
animators are poor enough without wasting their time animating something with no hope of being monetised
GOD yes
🤔 hmm
@@MaxIgnoramus He could pay them.. They make money on patreon, and especially selling shirts, etc.
@@calholli is it worth his money though? Its not gonna bring any more profit and he already has the set design he paid out for as part of the podcast
Always thought I was straight but became gay. But thanks to Sam Hyde I’m now homophobic 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Right on
I wonder what it would feel like if your synapses fired backwards... hahahaha
that man is smart, he hid the knife inside a gun so nobody would be onto him.
When i saw that i thougt to myself, if people dont believe that half of a certain group of people is retarded, heres the proof.
dislike not racist enough
I laughed so hard at this
@0:34 Its the next logical step Sam. You know what you have to do.
Telephone booth from Dr. Who really is a reddit thing to say
The fila disrupters 🥵
Once again it's the man with the masterplan,
they call him Sam and I (think you better recognize)
I don't know about you guys but I get my pharmaceutical info from 3 places : commercials, tik tik, and billboards. And I take whatever they tell me to.
Nick still rocking that one plus 7, a man of true taste
Just found out McDonalds doesn't take Mondo Megabits.
I just cant get over Nicks baby leg on the fish lens
When the next full pgl come out on gumroad? Been waiting weeks
The Candyman has been stealth camping/stalking Hasan outside of his home since his glorious victory, be patient lad.
@@someguy2874 ah of course , thanks mate
If your not going to post to gum road then shut it down
President and vice president right here boys.
thats actually quite good
A guy named Ezekiel just went on a shooting rampage gta style in memphs
woomyn are wild savages these day. I have a fucking story of one crazy behoach if you wanna hear. I swear it's a good story, you'll be like what the fuck. When I heard about it i was deeply disturbed the entire day.
Nicks haircut is awesome
Nicks hair in this lmfaoooo
Ham Syde and Rick Nochefort, the new Wario and Waluigi.
This one had me laughing out loud
No way that guy that attacked Chappelle is gonna b rich and/or famous.
Now that guy is dead, coincidence? Chappelle is an op
I'm the lemon they were talking about. Big Lemon did this to me, not the candyman
such a great source for an animation
Samantha Hyde in female sports would be epic
Nick’s Elon impression is amazing
This is quite good.
They’re getting funnier
Nicks legs are so small hahahaha
The irony about sam's comment about the drug names is people censor him when they upload clips of him. *AHEM*
@@georgec5212 there's been clip channels lately literally deleting the word "kill". Basically the same as not being allowed to say THC.