Daz Watches Amazing Ways People Quit Their Jobs

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  • @Kamidesu_Kun
    @Kamidesu_Kun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3369

    I imagine his daughter trying to facetime her friends in a group and all her friends hear is LINDAAAAA!!!!!!!

    • @fallenangel_899
      @fallenangel_899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Linda is the apple meme

    • @Kyararebel17
      @Kyararebel17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😭😭😭

    • @Alex-gv7qv
      @Alex-gv7qv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      LLINNDDAA-

    • @strawberrymilks4973
      @strawberrymilks4973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Alex-gv7qv GET ME A CAN OF AIRRRRRRRRRR

    • @imapingingpingin5244
      @imapingingpingin5244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      “Who’s Linda?”
      “My dad imagination of an office assistant 🤦🏽‍♀️”

  • @emmascustomcloset
    @emmascustomcloset 5 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    I have a rose that's red
    My lawn grass is green
    There's always low disk space
    On daz’s computer screen

  • @pipersamarie7783
    @pipersamarie7783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    “There’s quitting and then there’s just quitting life” omg

    • @TheRealFroost
      @TheRealFroost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It wasn't quitting. It was a prank video

  • @cecig_7603
    @cecig_7603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    I got a job at Walmart later on in the year this was posted, and when I first watched this I always assumed the people quitting their job at Walmart were being overdramatic and were just being cranky. I worked there for about a year and a half, and I have never felt so exhausted, so belittled and so frustrated in my whole life. I'm a little late answering your question, but yes, Walmart is absolutely abysmal to work for.

    • @Blitzy279
      @Blitzy279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But why tho, what they put people to do in there? I thought is just similar with an warehouse or a big supermaket🤣

    • @jerryakatony5724
      @jerryakatony5724 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Blitzy279 They severely understaff workers, don’t pay people over the smallest details, workers rarely actually do the job they were hired for because the company would assign them jobs the didn’t sign up for, and on top of that they give ridiculous hours that if you don’t work (they don’t pay for those hours btw) then your fired. Walmarts is horrible

    • @Blitzy279
      @Blitzy279 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jerryakatony5724 Wtf is wrong with those people? 😐

    • @untitled_goose3505
      @untitled_goose3505 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Note to self:don't work at walmart

    • @JesusChristTheQueerProfit
      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@jerryakatony5724 dude my biggest issue with Walmart was when covid hit and they tried to force me from going to the doctor after i completely lost my taste and smell (of course i still went and I tested positive, I was stocking so that spreads quick), they refused to pay me my covid pay, and then tried to fire me because of it, they are so ass 😭

  • @anitastreet6683
    @anitastreet6683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    This is how many times 'low disk space' has been in videos
    👌

    • @adamguy5400
      @adamguy5400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just don't like farm, please

    • @hostiler9382
      @hostiler9382 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1k videos

    • @boo5868
      @boo5868 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ǺƉȺӍ X just don’t comment farm, please

    • @adamguy5400
      @adamguy5400 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boo5868 How the hell am I comment farming I'm just telling someone not to like farm.

    • @boo5868
      @boo5868 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ǺƉȺӍ X I’m copying your comment but with comment instead of like 😂 calm down mah dude

  • @cutleynurotic
    @cutleynurotic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    "Tis the day of love!"
    *I am a single Pringle looking for love tho...*

    • @leyawonder2306
      @leyawonder2306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Single Pringle looking to mingle

    • @twylaevans6862
      @twylaevans6862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Samantha Queen honestly same.

    • @fireblastglitcht3869
      @fireblastglitcht3869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Samantha Queen lol i feel the same

    • @frankie5602
      @frankie5602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Samantha Queen same. It makes me depressed

    • @twylaevans6862
      @twylaevans6862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’ll be your virtual valentine!

  • @killmelmao220
    @killmelmao220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11729

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Theres a guy screaming linda
    In isle two

    • @isabeljanik9747
      @isabeljanik9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Ambiplier ._. That’s awesome 👏 😎

    • @EONKID-yf7yw
      @EONKID-yf7yw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Daz is

    • @aralabrooks2821
      @aralabrooks2821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      LOL laugh out loud 😂

    • @wish916
      @wish916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      This is art.

    • @bella6525
      @bella6525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      🤣🤣🤣🤣LINDA

  • @patrickgilhuly06
    @patrickgilhuly06 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “There’s quitting and then there’s just quitting life” 😂 I love Daz’s commentary. He always knows what to say at the right moment

  • @xoava-plays-roblox397
    @xoava-plays-roblox397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3657

    daz: was he aiming for the toilet rolls?
    me in march 2020 : there are none

  • @cbmcglynn3110
    @cbmcglynn3110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30552

    *20 years later daz quits his TH-cam because of his low disk space...*

  • @jencyjoseph3411
    @jencyjoseph3411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2286

    The way how Daz put the middle finger up was hilarious 😂

    • @screamboy6323
      @screamboy6323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Time stamp

    • @hazzat4176
      @hazzat4176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Steve is quaking in his boots rn

    • @jencyjoseph3411
      @jencyjoseph3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hazzat4176 LMAO

    • @jencyjoseph3411
      @jencyjoseph3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Fabiana Lobo nice thank you aswell for the like!

    • @kye7167
      @kye7167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My dad use to flip his army buddys off like that 😅

  • @suki2629
    @suki2629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    Daz: “The dog was optional”
    Me:”….so were the kids, if I’m being honest.”

    • @anonymous-singer
      @anonymous-singer ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL SO RELATABLE

    • @Kmn212
      @Kmn212 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I literally came here to say that 😂

    • @lynnx5444
      @lynnx5444 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought the same thing 😂

    • @ayeshaduncan4258
      @ayeshaduncan4258 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He could of wore protection

    • @JesusChristTheQueerProfit
      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit ปีที่แล้ว

      These damn chefs and they're pet semen demons

  • @TryingDesperatelyToBeAPilot
    @TryingDesperatelyToBeAPilot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3253

    The story about when daz got fired from the window factory is legendary

    • @valkany8143
      @valkany8143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      James Ray for sure

    • @beerxyle2013
      @beerxyle2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      IKR

    • @AriiAniaismyname
      @AriiAniaismyname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *taps watch three times* GO FUCK YOURSELF

    • @GhostedGamer
      @GhostedGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @-Leo07-
      @-Leo07- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nathan Ratliff what do u mean???

  • @jakewickens573
    @jakewickens573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    “There’s quitting and there’s quitting life”-Daz. Classic

    • @Vck80l
      @Vck80l 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh

    • @veronicaheathersmith6461
      @veronicaheathersmith6461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh

    • @sigh6497
      @sigh6497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wtf are ppl bruh ing about

    • @thebaldhokage7993
      @thebaldhokage7993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Quoting youtubers is probably the second most annoying after saying "first"

    • @milo-fp1jb
      @milo-fp1jb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nana kwame ikr this is an amazing comment

  • @taryn.174
    @taryn.174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4349

    Blood is red
    Emos wear black
    The government called
    They want Linda the assassin back

    • @sage2u766
      @sage2u766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Blood is red
      Intestines are blue
      My heart is dead
      Linda heard u

    • @lilkmm1007
      @lilkmm1007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      When you said "emos wear black" I thought it said Elmo wears black XD

    • @elliotneal2176
      @elliotneal2176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      X_Taz_X 03 cool

    • @ameliagrace5645
      @ameliagrace5645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      X_Taz_X 03
      *YAS QUEEN* BEAUTIFUL

    • @billclaraweaver2132
      @billclaraweaver2132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol love it

  • @Rebelwithacause94
    @Rebelwithacause94 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I threatened to quit my job after they illegally denied my doctors appointment. It had built up much like Daz and I couldn’t take the abuse anymore. I resigned from that job and now I have something so much better

  • @Elliot_Crowley
    @Elliot_Crowley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Daz: Why do people yell in videos?
    Also Daz: LiNdA!!!!

    • @lush.3x
      @lush.3x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤦🏻‍♀️😂

    • @laureninglis7027
      @laureninglis7027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @katrinawaite3182
      @katrinawaite3182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @carsonmiller8123
      @carsonmiller8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lol

    • @imogenhaysey-hz3qp
      @imogenhaysey-hz3qp 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Real

  • @probablyonline2020
    @probablyonline2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1789

    “I wish I could quit my job like that”
    Me: Is there something you want to tell us, Daz?

    • @jennabranch7095
      @jennabranch7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lololol😡🤔😡😭😭😠😠😂😨😧😦

    • @erzxh9131
      @erzxh9131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@jennabranch7095 Are you having an emotional identity crisis?

    • @weeb2021
      @weeb2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@erzxh9131 I think so! :)

    • @eve_cohea
      @eve_cohea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I thought he said “I wish I coulda quit my job like that” as in when he quit his previous job

    • @roblox_this1853
      @roblox_this1853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hope he means he has another job ;-;

  • @FirstNameLastName-is8ie
    @FirstNameLastName-is8ie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I have two poems. I hope you enjoy them. ❤
    1. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Daz reacts to strange videos,
    and we asked him to.
    2. Roses are red,
    So is my face,
    I swear to God,
    If I see another notification about low disk space!!!

  • @heathergarrison8189
    @heathergarrison8189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I once had a manager call me worthless. She verbally abused me so many times. She told me to “shut up and do my damn job” and I said “shut up and give me a damn piece of paper so you can get my two weeks notice in writing”

    • @kaitykat1720
      @kaitykat1720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I had a manager berate me on her day off because I didn’t get a truck taken care of in less than an hour when I was by myself then she called me useless and I gave her my notice on the back of a dirty receipt 😂

    • @gogo_1819
      @gogo_1819 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good for u, hope ur at a better job now

  • @soft_tire_compound
    @soft_tire_compound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5310

    Steve: “back to work”
    Daz: “roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have five fingers
    The third ones for you”

    • @Conisioner
      @Conisioner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ don't...
      JUST don't...

    • @therhodes7856
      @therhodes7856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      First it’s copied and second it’s
      “Roses are red”
      “Violets are blue”
      “I have five fingers”
      “And the middle one’s for you”

    • @soft_tire_compound
      @soft_tire_compound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@therhodes7856 you clearly need to watch this country again if you want to get it right

    • @rxpl8065
      @rxpl8065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timestamp?

    • @soft_tire_compound
      @soft_tire_compound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ yeah but it’s copied from a tv series

  • @edgycosplays7508
    @edgycosplays7508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    You know the first one, if someone did that to me and stated a band after they quit, I’d laugh so hard

    • @wheatusdeatus669
      @wheatusdeatus669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      U and me both dude (highfives)

    • @wheatusdeatus669
      @wheatusdeatus669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wouldn't we all?

    • @ariyougood
      @ariyougood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would be like “NOW THIS IS SOMETHING WROTH CELEBRATION!!!” Idk if I got in trouble I would JOIN THEM TO CELEBRATE! 😂😂😂

    • @commoncosplaystv7507
      @commoncosplaystv7507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd just join in and start singing the song that never ends to annoy the management even more. It'll be great (also cosplay buddies!)

    • @dynasticpig3759
      @dynasticpig3759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d play ABBA fernando
      While sitting in the corner of the room with his or hers picture
      While also crying

  • @xxblueberryxx7770
    @xxblueberryxx7770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    I’m begging someone to make a combo of Daz yelling at his low disc space 😂😂

  • @TheGflips445
    @TheGflips445 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Why did bro start walking like a gta character💀 7:09

  • @Space1670
    @Space1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2257

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    'LINDA There's a dead man on isle two!!!'

    • @reaIIycooI
      @reaIIycooI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      _THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT HERE I LAUGHED SO HARD-_

    • @thepopchannel3193
      @thepopchannel3193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sorry this comment gave me depression

    • @Space1670
      @Space1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thepopchannel3193 😂

    • @Space1670
      @Space1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Jackalicious why thank u, u r a legend 2

    • @Sans-v7q
      @Sans-v7q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im scp you r poo 666!!!!!!!! is died!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yat 666??

  • @danielpeppapigpowers
    @danielpeppapigpowers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    "The dog is optional"
    Me:"Kids are optional too"

    • @leannawratten5387
      @leannawratten5387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Peppa-Pig Powers I said that 😂

    • @Mikiluvsu
      @Mikiluvsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @willravenscroft7
      @willravenscroft7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said that

    • @panda_Anna
      @panda_Anna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There are accidents
      I’m here 😂

    • @Buttercup516
      @Buttercup516 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes they aren’t...

  • @JJsickness
    @JJsickness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    2020: riots
    2021: low disc space takes over

    • @acefortress7043
      @acefortress7043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @boodlep1678
      @boodlep1678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh imagine the world running out of disc space 🤣

    • @justthatonemissgirl
      @justthatonemissgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @Dynamicdannavy
      @Dynamicdannavy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s what the quarantine is clearing disc space

  • @Penny__pennys
    @Penny__pennys 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1492

    2024 club where u at

  • @EmilyKenyon
    @EmilyKenyon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Happy valentines day Daz ❤❤

  • @stawildcats_36
    @stawildcats_36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    Roses are red
    That may be true
    But violets are violet
    Not f*cking blue

  • @nigelthackray8301
    @nigelthackray8301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Low disk space pops up
    Daz: WHEN WILL YOU QUIT
    Love that 😂

    • @nigelthackray8301
      @nigelthackray8301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I

    • @nigelthackray8301
      @nigelthackray8301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Am

    • @nigelthackray8301
      @nigelthackray8301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello

    • @shush8625
      @shush8625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nigel thackray simp

    • @maisxx2323
      @maisxx2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nigel thackray aha I scrolled straight to the comments. I am going to watch to that point and laugh 😂😂

  • @psychedeli_
    @psychedeli_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:13 love you daz, so glad ur not against weed 🥰

  • @katsukibakugo3587
    @katsukibakugo3587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1414

    DAZ: By the way Steve, if your watching this, *middle finger*
    Steve watching this: 👁👄👁

    • @myragoliath7254
      @myragoliath7254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hi bakugo it's y/n

    • @yumikodazaiswaifu
      @yumikodazaiswaifu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@myragoliath7254 O_O

    • @Urmomsfav2
      @Urmomsfav2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Steve: the fuck did I do-

    • @katsukibakugo3587
      @katsukibakugo3587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Urmomsfav2 lol

    • @KizzyCatUK
      @KizzyCatUK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Urmomsfav2 three bakugos chilling what will they do?

  • @samgutteridge7285
    @samgutteridge7285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    “And if your watching this now Steve 🖕” 😂😂😂

  • @lewisburke1341
    @lewisburke1341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Roses are red
    Valentine’s Day is hearty
    The best thing Daz says
    TIME FOR A TEA PARTYYYYY

  • @1ndestinit3Cr3ator
    @1ndestinit3Cr3ator 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    5 years later still coming back to this video and its Valentines Day!

  • @broken6584
    @broken6584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    **Low Disk Space Has Joined The Chat**

    • @ramseynoe
      @ramseynoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Broken *Daz has left the chat*

    • @broken6584
      @broken6584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ramseynoe 😂😂

    • @getnoob6827
      @getnoob6827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ramseynoe is your profile picture from gacha life?

    • @getnoob6827
      @getnoob6827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ramseynoe cool mine is too! :3

    • @lisapountney561
      @lisapountney561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol😂😂🤣🤣

  • @beth7699
    @beth7699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3554

    Roses are red,
    Violets are lame,
    Daz has no disk space,
    And Linda’s to blame.
    There you go! 🙃

  • @haydnsavage2302
    @haydnsavage2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    Imagine if there is genuinely an assistant called Linda that is hired by Daz and all she hears is her name being shouted everyday.

    • @aidanmccarthy4824
      @aidanmccarthy4824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      im pretty sure there is

    • @_huney..huney_1760
      @_huney..huney_1760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah his wife 😂

    • @No-ee5jj
      @No-ee5jj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@_huney..huney_1760 he has not got a wife

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@No-ee5jj yes he do
      edit: WAIT IS THIS A JOKE ON YOUR NAME

    • @No-ee5jj
      @No-ee5jj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BoomBoomSoup he got divorced he’s single

  • @gr3y-59
    @gr3y-59 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Been watching daz since I was 11 I'm 20 now😅, I absolutely love coming back n watching his old vids just make my day😂

  • @cheerydownylox56
    @cheerydownylox56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    2:53 Ahh even Steve gets love on valentines day from Daz 😂😂🤣

  • @cloudnyc
    @cloudnyc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    *low disk space will be the end of it*

    • @lowdiskspace2042
      @lowdiskspace2042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes I will

    • @cloudnyc
      @cloudnyc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      low disk space oh jeez Louise! 😂

    • @lowdiskspace2042
      @lowdiskspace2042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cloudnyc *LOW* *DISK* *SPACE* *NOISE* *INTENSIFIES*

    • @itskami572
      @itskami572 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimin’s wifeu I’m Jim is wifeu

    • @lowdiskspace2042
      @lowdiskspace2042 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itskami572 hi I'm LOW DISK space

  • @kittymeyers315
    @kittymeyers315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    That moment daz is the only one that wished me a happy Valentine’s Day

    • @Starlightt821
      @Starlightt821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kitty Meyers It’s 2:33am in Manchester England so it’s passed Valentine’s Day for me. But Happy Valentines day

    • @lukeholland2186
      @lukeholland2186 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kitty Meyers me too

    • @IllithidKittea
      @IllithidKittea 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy Valentine's day ♡♡♡

  • @shenkyo678
    @shenkyo678 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    5:23 that "hnnnnnn" at the end 😂😂

  • @meesdejonge8211
    @meesdejonge8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Rosés are red,
    Meme’s are neat.
    I want to quit my job,
    Lmao.
    YHEEEET!!!

    • @grim_gravy
      @grim_gravy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂that was good if you could edit that where you can fit the word a'nime in there that would be perfect

    • @KallMeKaraaa
      @KallMeKaraaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🍩🍩🍩🍩

    • @sicklymannered
      @sicklymannered 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instead of
      Roses are red,
      Memes are neat.
      I want to quit my job
      LMAO
      Yeet.
      It should be...
      Roses are dead,
      Memes are neat.
      I want to quit my job.
      My boss is a freak!
      LMAO.
      YEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!

    • @MapleDubs
      @MapleDubs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was yeeted.

    • @meesdejonge8211
      @meesdejonge8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alyssa Random yeah now that you say it.....
      It would have been better.
      😂🤣😂

  • @kaylebjewett4469
    @kaylebjewett4469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You may not love it back
    But low disc space loves you.
    It’s never going to leave
    Even if you wish it was gone
    Even if it’s your biggest pet peeve
    Not even if you try to pawn.
    And if your guitar
    Is out of tune
    You can ask low disc space
    To fix it for you.
    You’re an amazing TH-camr
    Vine and TikTok too
    I love being a dazzler
    And watching your videos, but what I’m trying to say is
    I
    Love
    You
    ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

    • @elizabethboom5005
      @elizabethboom5005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That was beautiful

    • @snow_phie5218
      @snow_phie5218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I hope this comment gets the donut, but if it doesn't, then here is one from me! 🍩

    • @Idk39432
      @Idk39432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🍩

    • @sashajames4449
      @sashajames4449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I. LOVE. IT

    • @mikeraney8882
      @mikeraney8882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow, that was beautiful

  • @theamberleeandrosychannel3314
    @theamberleeandrosychannel3314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    daz drinks tea
    and dazzlers do too

  • @KatieKLovesMichaelClifford
    @KatieKLovesMichaelClifford ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Daz: "This dayyy **strums bad guitar note** **utter horror written over face** is out of tunee...."
    I was laughing so hard and its only the start

  • @kiwis_are_people_too273
    @kiwis_are_people_too273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Roses are red
    Violet’s are blue
    I have a LINDA
    and she’s coming for you

    • @hollster6424
      @hollster6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just say it in a Scottish accent and it works amazingly

  • @dianelait3500
    @dianelait3500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Happy valentines day! Or as us singles call it Thursday

    • @maia413
      @maia413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Diane Lait singles awareness day!!!!!!!!!

    • @robin929
      @robin929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      single as a pringle

  • @sadeliaharvey789
    @sadeliaharvey789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    i know i'm two years late but
    roses are red violets blue theres a guy who screams Linda but she never comes through

  • @rubyhobbit7129
    @rubyhobbit7129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Oh boy this reminds me of the time I quit from Sonic. So the job originally wasn't a bad job and I quite enjoyed it. I was great at serving, a lot of the regular customers really liked me and my nice attitude and way to resolve simple situations. Most my coworkers liked me because I was super nice and great to work with. Not to mention whenever the guy I was dating showed up they let me go in a break to spend time with him all in all it was a great job until we got new management.
    So I was hired automatically because of my good personality and everything under the old manager. The new manager hated that, and made sure I knew because as soon as she took over my hours were suddenly gone. I wasn't able to work, she never put me on the schedule, she hated how nice I was, I always came to her and asked nicely for days to work. (Fuck after a week I was begging her to let me work along with everyone else who worked with me) she told everyone I used to work with who asked where I was, that I had already quit even though they knew I had not especially because I would still show up and ask hey can I please work.
    I had bills to pay even as a teen so not being able to work and not being able to pay and almost getting kicked out on the streets was not cool at 17.
    After two weeks of this crap I began looking for another job and my mother finally decided to take care of my ass because she realized after coming to the store herself to fight for my hours (because she didn't believe me when I told her I was and was threatening to kick me out) and was told by the manager to fuck off and that I was a bitch which then caused an uproar of the coworkers who worked with me which confused the fuck out of my mother as the workplace stood up for me against the manager leading to a few others who lost their job that day. Literally the manager fired them in front of my mother. My mother spoke with them afterwards and they explained everything to her and she was surprised I was telling the truth. She came home that day and told me get the fuck out of that job. You have two months to find a new one.
    When I heard everything that happened I went to my closet and grabbed my suit (I always have a nice business outfit on hand for job hunting) and did my makeup.
    Showed up with my uniform carelessly hanging over my shoulder. I looked at the new manager who had her hands crossed as I walked in and I threw it at her. Making her pissed and then didn't say a word as I went to the side got myself a large cup and made myself an ice cream slush. She stormed up to me and asked how I was going to pay for that only to be interrupted by the side manager (there were three. They weren't real managers but had the authority of one and helped train the others) who said. It's free for her, my treat. I smiled at her and then turned to the main manager after getting my drink and smiled.
    "I quit."
    I finally said and she then looked smug as if she won something oh but I forgot to mention I didn't come alone. Be a regular favorite of the customers and a student from the school across the street hehe I brought enough business for them to be stuck in a rush the whole day. I did apologize to my other coworkers for that but they were actually very happy about it because that was the most tips they got in a long while and the manager wasn't able to confiscate them all because it was so much money.
    I did get another job at a burger joint right across the street that was more popular and right next to the highschool and also became a key holder there by the time I was 18.
    The old manager was pissed to see me there and ruined that store by the way because soon they didn't care what they served from that Sonic and got in trouble with Court because they kept a serving raw fried chicken sandwiches.
    (Bonus on how I know that, I was part of the student city council and my days off were just for our meetings that were all mandatory. Hell they were every Thursday so it was no big deal for me.)

    • @HA-wd2pu
      @HA-wd2pu ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn long story lol
      That manager was messed up.
      Glad you quit and hope your doing okay.

    • @kylespear5505
      @kylespear5505 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bitch wrote a whole book😂😂
      No but srsly im glad you're ok

  • @1popcorn44
    @1popcorn44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    We love you 2 Daz...We love you 2

  • @tes_-mf8cf
    @tes_-mf8cf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1840

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Where the hell is LiNdA
    And my disk space too

  • @lilbreadyvideos3911
    @lilbreadyvideos3911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Daz: why do people scream in their videos
    Also Daz: what's UP DazzlEERs

    • @ebomai2
      @ebomai2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    • @alianamsd5338
      @alianamsd5338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lil bready video's how’s it going dazzlers** , he never says what’s up

    • @UnwillinglyMilo
      @UnwillinglyMilo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daz: why do people scream in their videos
      Also daz: LINDA

    • @pheo3439
      @pheo3439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wot

    • @stace5745
      @stace5745 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dazilers

  • @Jack-chetto
    @Jack-chetto 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Happy Valentine's to you two daz

  • @happymom40
    @happymom40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Me on valentine's day: Nobody says they love me
    Daz: I love ya dazzlers
    Me: (Happy noises)

  • @reddragon0243
    @reddragon0243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Daz: The dog was optional
    Me:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    so were the kids

  • @burgerpowder8
    @burgerpowder8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Nothing is more romantic than low disc space, a cup of tea, gas stations and a used stick of deodorant from goodwill. Happy Valentine’s Day Daz.

  • @umbracanine
    @umbracanine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:19 I nearly choked on my kinder happy hippo at this 😭 this part still gets me!

  • @itsjustmeofficial
    @itsjustmeofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1870

    Roses are red
    Here's something new
    Violet's are violet
    Not f*cking blue

  • @umbria_666
    @umbria_666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    Daz, you're the man,
    We love you

  • @realstuffgoin1232
    @realstuffgoin1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1112

    I always thought Linda was his wife or daughter 😂

    • @kettleman4997
      @kettleman4997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Who is Linda

    • @Usersym22
      @Usersym22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Just a random person he shouts at 😂

    • @Alex43740
      @Alex43740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      no linda doesn't exist sorry to break it to ya 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

    • @enaralukoss1119
      @enaralukoss1119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@kettleman4997 😯 *inserts disappointment card*

    • @championarchived2390
      @championarchived2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      your not the only one 😂

  • @belle-bear6126
    @belle-bear6126 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:52 OMG LINDA LORE WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY DAZ

  • @jacobpeacock393
    @jacobpeacock393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Me watching daz at 3am: WElComE BacK dAzzLErs
    My dad: SHut thE fUck Up

    • @theCometPM
      @theCometPM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      REKT

    • @bryanbush6247
      @bryanbush6247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HA!!!

    • @jlan__
      @jlan__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My mum yelled turn that off and go the fuck to sleep

    • @gala-ob5lt
      @gala-ob5lt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @jlan_070_ 123 go to the fuck sleep?..

    • @wrench9194
      @wrench9194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s 6 am for me C:
      I might have a problem..

  • @nimrahpeeps876
    @nimrahpeeps876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    Roses are red
    I luv ur face
    Wen the computer says
    Ur running low on disk space 😁

    • @justyourneighbourhoodhomo9203
      @justyourneighbourhoodhomo9203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nimrah Peeps do you know grammar?

    • @daneyeahyeah4487
      @daneyeahyeah4487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      pee probably not her first language

    • @cain0770
      @cain0770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ya'll just hating, I personally like that poem >;c

    • @lillunarthewolfuwu3295
      @lillunarthewolfuwu3295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cain0770 aame #HatersJustGonnaHate

    • @cain0770
      @cain0770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lillunarthewolfuwu3295 #HatersJustGonnaHate

  • @jacobsalmon611
    @jacobsalmon611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Karen left me
    To be with you
    She took the kids
    They are mine too
    Come back Karen
    I still love you

    • @yeeteesonpeterson8829
      @yeeteesonpeterson8829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😭🤣🤔

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      God damn bro.... Fuck Karen

    • @whywalsh3414
      @whywalsh3414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed

    • @cherri2636
      @cherri2636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I always have "low disk space "
      So do you 😄

    • @000Edita
      @000Edita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God damit Karen!!!

  • @Sdog-wm3fy
    @Sdog-wm3fy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ty daz u always make my mood better and I rely on u for when I have a bad day or in a bad mood so thanks for being u

  • @Izzy-xj7wn
    @Izzy-xj7wn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Daz PLEAAASSSEEE do an 'I tried asmr' video. It would be hilarious!!!!!
    Thanks for being amazing!!!!!
    Hopefully daz will see this!!!! :D

    • @0oo0ro77
      @0oo0ro77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg that would be amazing

  • @Vsquirrel4148
    @Vsquirrel4148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "And if you're watching this now steve, *flips off"
    I cant- 😂😂

  • @billieeilish4735
    @billieeilish4735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    daz: goes to a grocery store
    lady on the loudspeaker: cOuLd tHe LoUd gUy iN AiSLe 7 sCreAmiNg "jesus tap dancing christ" pLeaSe, gEt oUt.

    • @Justme-xo6id
      @Justme-xo6id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @John_Pork_UwU
      @John_Pork_UwU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahahahahahahahahahhahHahhahahabahahahahahahahahaha

    • @candley_1263
      @candley_1263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If u don’t read this in Dazs voice ur a criminal

    • @monkeh2220
      @monkeh2220 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Om-

    • @monkeh2220
      @monkeh2220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @boomersooner3187
    @boomersooner3187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The man who said F you to the customer had me in tears 😭

  • @p.shaver1294
    @p.shaver1294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    “The dog is optional.”
    So were the kids.

    • @chloethornton9615
      @chloethornton9615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my god its so true

    • @ethanjones3676
      @ethanjones3676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You my good sir have a taste in dark humor.

    • @p.shaver1294
      @p.shaver1294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ethan jones Thank you.

    • @ethanjones3676
      @ethanjones3676 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your welcome.

    • @adeganbuilds
      @adeganbuilds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alligator Tears so was the wife

  • @taishatorres8828
    @taishatorres8828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    One of these days Linda is actually going to answer back

    • @shoogpj4260
      @shoogpj4260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      taisha torres & he is gonna shit himself LMAO

    • @lilydains4208
      @lilydains4208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      taisha torres we all are going to be shook

    • @PadmeAmidalaEdits
      @PadmeAmidalaEdits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      taisha torres that would be creepy

    • @milkuuu_yui
      @milkuuu_yui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Daz: “LINDA!!!!”
      Linda: “WHAT?!?”
      Daz: “HOLY-“

    • @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen
      @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Boy, am I just waiting for that day...😆😆😆🤣😋🤣!!!!

  • @peeeae
    @peeeae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I had my volume on full blast and I forgot, so I came to the video with *HOWS IT GOING dazzlers?* almost pooped my pants

    • @astonpurkis4433
      @astonpurkis4433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elena Stoecker EXACTLY ME!

    • @wraenlawson5174
      @wraenlawson5174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought this said I dropped my pooped plants

  • @TelvisionMNM
    @TelvisionMNM ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:31 what's this? are we getting some Linda lore?

  • @Anatik_
    @Anatik_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2648

    Roses are dead
    Love is fake
    Weddings are basically
    Funerals with cake

  • @jackieotero5505
    @jackieotero5505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3709

    One day, I think daz is gunna shout “LINDA!!”, and all you’re gunna hear is
    “.........yeah?”

    • @emirachelnatalie3397
      @emirachelnatalie3397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Imagine....

    • @pramps9341
      @pramps9341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Plz lord make it happen

    • @isabelle251
      @isabelle251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      No she isn’t that chill, he’s been yelling at her for so long. All u you would hear is “WHAT!!????”

    • @jackieotero5505
      @jackieotero5505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Fr 😂 you just hear
      “LINDA, HURRY UP AND G-“
      “NUH UH. YELL MY NAME AGAIN AND IMMA BE LIKE THE PEOPLE IN THIS VIDEO AND QUIT” 😂😂

    • @emmajackson2488
      @emmajackson2488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      The foreshadowing!!!!!!

  • @isabelbanks726
    @isabelbanks726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    That song should be continued and be put on Spotify❤️❤️I would listen to it 24/7 and laugh every time 😂😂 TBH if I worked for Daz I'd be the happiest person that ever existed 😂😂❤️

    • @janayatulip9471
      @janayatulip9471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isabel Banks SAME

    • @brookeneilsonn
      @brookeneilsonn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isabel Banks the outro song? where's it from?

  • @siggggmaaa
    @siggggmaaa ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The guy in 8:57 sounds like my uncle when he’s mad 💀💀

  • @lilysmith4849
    @lilysmith4849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    **low disk space** "WHEN WILL YOU QUIT"
    Low disk space: NEVER
    Edit: I MADE THIS COMMENT A YEAR AGO HOW IS DID I GET THIS MUCH LIKES I also agree with the replies saying this isnt funny I made this comment when I was 10 so please forgive for my lack of humour xD

  • @muffinthecatp6849
    @muffinthecatp6849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    TIME FOR A TEAAA PARTYYYYYY
    BY MYSELF BECAUSE IM SINGLE

    • @grim_gravy
      @grim_gravy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nooooooooo I want to join I have blood flavoured tea with a hint of the devil's soul its really yummy😄🍵

    • @lisapountney561
      @lisapountney561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaoooooooooooooooo

    • @JessNightcore
      @JessNightcore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Little EZ
      Wtf

    • @sarabrennan5251
      @sarabrennan5251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Muffin The Cat :p yes lol that’s me every day of the week lol 😂

    • @madunicorn5842
      @madunicorn5842 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm joining! I love tea!

  • @ameliaturton8906
    @ameliaturton8906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Man:slamming random Walmart carts. Daz: is he wearing cow boy boots.

    • @AE-mk9bb
      @AE-mk9bb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      STOP FASHOIN POLICE AHAHAH vine

    • @justthatonemissgirl
      @justthatonemissgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤪

    • @olivialambert3688
      @olivialambert3688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @wheatusdeatus669
      @wheatusdeatus669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daz: reacts to people quitting their jobs
      Me:is he reacting to this on valentines day?

  • @charluiiu
    @charluiiu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That song in the beginning was perfection 👍

  • @lizzykitty7579
    @lizzykitty7579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Daz: Does walmart treat their employees that bad?
    Me, who hasn't seen my friend in three years because walmart always has her scheduled and she had no free time: fuck, yeah they do

    • @JimboTheEngineer
      @JimboTheEngineer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Walmart sound like awful employers

    • @nothinkin69
      @nothinkin69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They are lmaooo

    • @reefemcg7264
      @reefemcg7264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s the world of work deal with it

    • @nothinkin69
      @nothinkin69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reefemcg7264 shut up nobody cares

    • @isabellegoegebuer2777
      @isabellegoegebuer2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@reefemcg7264 Nah, you only live once - don't waste it on a job that's slowly killing you. Been there, done that.

  • @prxy9672
    @prxy9672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    daz: "to be honest the dog was optional"
    me: i mean ...
    so were the kids

    • @averageyoutubeuser90
      @averageyoutubeuser90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Copied from another comment?

    • @x_soki
      @x_soki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      A face like yours,
      Belongs in the zoo,
      Don’t worry, I’ll be there too,
      Not in the cage... Just laughing at you

    • @卩乇尺丂几
      @卩乇尺丂几 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yeah

    • @elytrumi
      @elytrumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wyatt’s Wildlife
      no one gives a flying fuck

    • @averageyoutubeuser90
      @averageyoutubeuser90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i dip yoongis left nut in salmon sauce ok sheesh I was just saying calm down

  • @jackhallmotorsport6791
    @jackhallmotorsport6791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Roses are red,
    This channel is ace,
    I think Daz has had enough
    Of the "Low disk space"

    • @nefrotitiwhite302
      @nefrotitiwhite302 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      this comment is so underrated

    • @tamar7484
      @tamar7484 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment needs more attention smh

  • @markgoldstraw9209
    @markgoldstraw9209 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    thisssss dayy is outttt offf tunnneeeeee

  • @leighkingman1031
    @leighkingman1031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "if youre watching this now sTeVe........(middle finger)"
    im sorry it made me laugh :")

  • @saoirsegraham2725
    @saoirsegraham2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    I know im late but
    Steve: “back to work!“
    Daz: “
    roses red viloets r blue i have five fingers the middle one is for u!“

    • @thebunnygamer3457
      @thebunnygamer3457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This was a previous comment made 3 months ago--

    • @thebunnygamer3457
      @thebunnygamer3457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Roses are red
      This comment is sloppy
      Come up with your own lines
      Don't be a copy.
      -TheBunnyGamer 4/19/2021
      (This is a joke, but try to write something that hasn't already been said!

    • @SlightMishap
      @SlightMishap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thebunnygamer3457 you had zero reason to watermark this lmao

    • @thebunnygamer3457
      @thebunnygamer3457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SlightMishap I felt like doing it because I had come up with it and wanted to "wAtErMaRk" it. Besides, why does it bother you that I did? If I made something up, I can claim/put my name if I want. 'Cause it is mine. Please don't be starting arguments for no reason. You had zero reason to tell me how to write my own comment.

    • @izzy5765
      @izzy5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thebunnygamer3457 why are you gate keeping so much? stfu

  • @kristijanveljaca1687
    @kristijanveljaca1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "I got three kids, a dog" "tbh the dog was optional" yeah so were the 3 kids but hey

  • @Bea_Bear.
    @Bea_Bear. ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4 years later and this is still so funny to me!

  • @lazerstriker1163
    @lazerstriker1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Roses are red I like to bowl
    When you step into my van you get a tootsie roll

  • @addisonhaberlach8880
    @addisonhaberlach8880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    I am sitting at my desk, a bowl of bean soup in front of me, watching Daz. Best way to live life, am I right or am I right?

  • @lizziex7117
    @lizziex7117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This has nothing to do with this video but i love this -
    Roses are red
    I am groot
    Honey!
    Where's my supersuit?

  • @isaacstockdale2337
    @isaacstockdale2337 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Computer: low disk space
    Daz:i need a world to LIVE!

  • @hauntedteaset
    @hauntedteaset 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    roses are red, i like mayonnaise, daz please give linda a raise

  • @ClaptrapsHero
    @ClaptrapsHero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    why is walmart so terrible? I might be late posting this and people might not see this but let me give some personal experience food for thought
    1. They constantly scheduled me while I was at school. ( they had my schedule and KNEW my availability) Forcing me to call in so I would not fail any of my classes ultimately blaming me and write me up for calling in too much and when I brought up that they were scheduling me during school they replied smarmy "welcome to retail"
    2. They would assign me to work out of department, forget, and lecture me and write me up for being out of my department.
    3. they would (again) assign me on tasks I was not trained on, in this case pushing carts. the mule was broken and I wasn't even trained or certified to use it. so they had to be pushed by hand. they said I only had to do it for short period and to keep pushing carts till they grabbed me. they told me absolutely nothing else, nothing about access to bottled water or sports drinks, or where they were even located. This was in the middle of the summer. They forgot I was out there and left me out there for almost over three hours in high heat, and I ended up with a bad case of heat exhaustion, and did not have the strength to drive home. I barely managed to make it to my wife's work where I rested and waited for her to get off work and drive me home.
    4. They put me outside for security detail during lack friday, by then the weather was really cold and my coat was not very sufficient. They were suppose to rotate who was out there every hour, but they forgot about me ( I must be a forgettable person) and I was again left out in bad weather.
    why did I not leave my posts the last two times? because that would have been a guaranteed write up and I was getting too many of those just from missing work due to school. I needed the money for rent and food I literally could not afford to risk that.

    • @TrevorsTreehouse123
      @TrevorsTreehouse123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael Hunter you have lots of time on your hands

    • @ClaptrapsHero
      @ClaptrapsHero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TrevorsTreehouse123 not for sure what you mean there, I am a busy person just a fast typer.

    • @hidanjashin5613
      @hidanjashin5613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TrevorsTreehouse123 unless you're an extremely slow typer it takes at most a min or two lol .. but gj for taking your time to be an asshole when he's trying to share an experience he had.

    • @kaylebjewett4469
      @kaylebjewett4469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      F*** Walmart and everyone that’s in charge of it

    • @adriannashaw7523
      @adriannashaw7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow being an Aussie and not having to deal with Walmart seems like a blessing atm... so glad you got out of that toxic environment

  • @magsdubil9548
    @magsdubil9548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Happy Valentine’s Day from low disk space

  • @t_m20
    @t_m20 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    watching this on valentines day 4 years later what a coinsidence