"this will save you!" *Blasts child into the corner of the room into an akward position and looks as if it broke their neck* Me: GREAT JOB! THE CHILD HAS BEEN SAVED! VICTORY!
@Shrek Chicken I know right? They even stop crying! It’s a great technique to get them to stop crying and sleep! They don’t even want food or something, it’s so easy to raise a child with that way!
i haven't watch u since 4th grade. i am now in high school and decided to come back and I'm glad to see ur still making the best content that i know and love.
You can tell from watching playthroughs of this who has kids and who doesn’t. For example,: Dan: Worried about the way he’s carrying the baby. Kassie/gloom: I hate it.
7:21 Dan casually grinds the back of babies head against the wall so hard the head gets shoved through the body leaving the original neck area to be a black pit of endless darkness and defies all know laws of physics and common sense.
ÌÀmĶevìņB but if some people give hate comments you’ll think it’s because of your reply so it can’t hurt your feelings because they don’t really mean it
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i... i did not make a thumbnail for this video LOL
Hello dan
Welp
Reupload?
Bruh i don't even know how to make a thumbnail
Lel
Jemma: Dan, why are you buying a talisman
Dan: **Insane flashbacks**
I know!!!so true
And he just put nicks and not a real reel papr screen
XD
lol
Dan: it’s for our baby.....
Baby in yellow : im the scariest child
My little sister at 7am : **literally making alien noises down the hallways*
Underated
Lol
Whaaaa.....
Sisters are great 😂😂
Maybe ur sisters a alien?
its so cute how he called his wife Jemma = "Jemmi".
pretty sure he said "jem" but k.
He said Jem
...
WHAT THE FU-
he DEFINITELY said jem not jemmi
Dan: “Alright, it’s time for bed!”
Asher: “Is that what you think??”
lol
SuperMeatball Guy ha
SuperMeatBall Guy the most epic anime comeback ever
snap
Yea
i wonder what asher would think when he grows up and watches this vid lol
He’s going to then play Looking after an evil dad 😂
Asher: 👁👄👁💧
It's gonna be a long time😂
DezyDexx Yess, the ultimate comeback!! xD
Haha its gonna be awkward
asher when he grows up: *dad I'm not a demon.* **Cries in diamond**
When Dan Said "He's so ugly he's cute" I Laughed SO hard!!!
Dan: **becomes a dad**
Also Dan: *looks horrified when he picks up a baby*
😐
:|
lol so true
Because it’s a demon
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
“He’s so ugly he’s cute” Dan 2020
Lmao
Lol
Hairless cats
@@leksiloveslife614 TRUTH
Violet Moon Wolf lol
Dan: “I have some pretty weird dreams”
*flashbacks to the Asleep minecraft map*
1 like=1rip for the asleep map
oh no... please no.... THE MEMORIES MAN IM GETTING EMOTIONAL
@@shrekwazowski1847 NoOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOO IM GETTTING emotional AAHHAHSHAHAHAHSHAHSHFJDD
noooOOOoO noT THe MemorieS
2:16 Weird dreams but without context
Dan: drags baby up the stairs
Also Dan: I think I’m doing ok so far
Lol
XD
LOL XD
LOL XD LOL XD
Lmfao
husband: honey the baby is floating again
wife: ok let me get the talisman
ok lets remember the baby will get yeeted
@Good Old Kayden :P you shall yeet le baby for GOOOD
Lol yaaasssssssss
What name this game
LOL
The video: Baby in Yellow
The thumbnail: dan being terrified of a demon baby
The description: *five nights at freddys*
"get the bottle"
dan: goes to bathroom instead
My parents do that to
Jk got u
Nobody:
The demon baby: *T POSE INTENSIFIES*
T-pose
@@Apersonwholikespandaslol 👹
......................👋👕✋
............................👖
I tried 😐
👹
✋🏻👘✋🏻
🩳 What have I created-
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
This will train him to take care of his son.
Oh my God lmao
LMAO
Damn I wish I wrote this :(
No it won't
I agree
Dan: I will save you!!
Baby: *launches across the room onto the floor*
Dan: 👁👄👁
😅😅😂
OMG FROM THIS PART UP TO THE END MY HEART BEAT WENT SO FAST OMG 9:04 / 13:37
Baby: *evil and floating demonically*
Dan: "lOoK aT hIs CuTe LiTtLe fEeT"
💀
as i read this i scrolled up and saw a floating baby...
also dan saying "feet"
👶👶
😂
lol
"This game is gonna teach me how to be a better parent"
*Drags child up stairs, And yeets it across the room*
lol
So true! Lol
"this will save you!"
*Blasts child into the corner of the room into an akward position and looks as if it broke their neck*
Me: GREAT JOB! THE CHILD HAS BEEN SAVED! VICTORY!
@Shrek Chicken I know right? They even stop crying! It’s a great technique to get them to stop crying and sleep! They don’t even want food or something, it’s so easy to raise a child with that way!
That’s why it’s not good lookin
Asher:M-m
Jemma:He’s going to say Mama!
Asher: M-Minecraft!
Dan: that’s my boy!
Stolen comment
Stolen
You stole that from Mr. Beast
Stttoooollllleeeennnnnn
Lol
i haven't watch u since 4th grade. i am now in high school and decided to come back and I'm glad to see ur still making the best content that i know and love.
How old are you?!
How are you in highschool already?!
I’m at 6y
Plot Twist: It's actually the Ice age baby taking revenge.
Leart Muharremi hahahahahahhahah lol
Dont read my name.
oh no
Leart Muharremi with plastic surgery
@@Sam-op3hs Oh I did that once
Game: Get the bottle in the Fridge
Dan: Goes to the Bathroom
HAHA 😂 😂 😂 😂
Hey, when someone gotta go, they gotta go
Lol
Do You not have a fridge in your bathroom?
i wonder why... maybe he doesnt have milk and just make it by himself... lmao jk
4:32 for a second you could tell Dan wasn't in the game and was thinking about Asher XD
6:25 when the tha baby hit its head and the sound effect tho
Lol
"This'll be a walk in the park."
Yeah it will.
Jurassic Park.
Holly no demon park
Dude we would all say HE'LL NO
And run while not looking back
red gamer 345 it’s hell not “HE’LL”
Holly lol nice one
Dan: looks at oranges
Also Dan: we’ve got round eggs here
hmm yes, eggs are not round unless they are circles. Nice job Dan!
Lololol so tru tho
That’s what I thought
Baby: I will show you my dreams
Baby dreams: FEED ME
Dan whole game: oh it’s scary
Dan when it’s actually scary: Oh look at his cute feet!
xD
Dan: I'm looking after a demon baby
Also him: why does he look so evil?
Dan 2020: “Don’t fill up the room with ur nappy stink”
Lexi 6734 hub
Amanda Mann what are you saying??
I read this the EXACT same time dan said it
“You get *this* close to sitting on the TV and he starts crying”
😂I love that
BOIIIIIIIII he's right though
Wait are we supposed to sit *on* the tv?
@@kagexkushito3475 y e s.
This was kinda creepy but when the baby was possed and he calmed home down he just flew Across the room🤣
Man I can’t believe he is already a father!! I remember watching him when he only played Minecraft!! It’s been to longggg
Baby: literally floating
Dan: Look at his cute feet!
Heh
Very cute until those nails turn into claws.
CrazySnake OML
Crazy snake then he gets horns and a tail.. AND HE'S SATAN!
Lmao XD
Dan: "Scared of the baby"
Also Dan:"Here you go Sir."
X
D
I wasted your time
X. D
X
D
L
O
L
dan: *drags child up the stairs*
dan 2 seconds later:im pretty good at this
Closest video to his 10 year anniversary on TH-cam
"I'm talking to a baby."
The baby's not real, that's even worse.
oh my
*exactly..*
Dan play red dead pls
ah
mr. pickle finger it is not for kids
Dan: I WILL SAVE YOU
Baby: *Yeets halfway across the room* I'm dying 😂😂
Everytime I watch that it just gets better and better I'm low key crying rn 😂😂💀❤
GIVE ME DA TIMESTAMP
One.
Two.
Three. (I was bored.)
Dan when carrying the baby out of the bathroom ffor the second time: litterally folds his neck and doesnt care
‘Looking after an evil baby’
Asher: Haha...funny joke dad.
Plot twist: This is how Dan's baby acts and this is a cry for help
@ÌÀmĶevìņB STOP
@@alphaanimations9283 no worries i reported them both for spam
haha Creepy AF
poor dan
Lmao
This was exactly a year ago. Thanks Dan
Dan: I’ll drag ur back up the stares
Also dan: I think I’m doing pretty well
"we have eggs here... round eggs."
yes, the floor here is made out of floor
• •
_
Oranges
:O i didnt know the floor was made of floor! o-o
@Yo XD shutttt it
I always thought the floor was made of roof, the more u know
“I new this family was weird! Look at his cute little feet actually!”
-DanTDM 2020
i NEw U.U
I knew*
im_najah I was about to saw that
Benny Da Savage Say*
Mike MED you beet my to it!
"round eggs in a bowl"
Yes,good job, dan.that totally makes sense that there are big squishy and orange eggs.
7:22 KNOW THAT ALOT OF DAMAGE
“I fear no man but that thing!”
Baby: 10:29
“It scares me!”
ÌÀmĶevìņB no u bot
Huh
Lmao
@ÌÀmĶevìņB lol he is trying to get views
Literally
imagine Asher being able to flex on his classmates that his dad is DantTDM
Take ur parent to school day *takes dan*
OMGGGGG DAN IM UR BIGEST FAN OMG3
Bush Scout
same
Well, Imagine being he most popular person..amazing right?
Well, imagine the fact that u will need to sign autographs every day, all day
ULTIMATE FLEX
What if he would get homeschooled? 👀
5:14
No one:
Literally no one:
Dan: **throws the baby onto the bed and leaves**
I love how the auto play up next is Thinkmoodles video on the baby in yellow lol
Dan- looks at bowl of oranges
Also dan- "we have eggs"
Me- *wondering if dan keeps his eggs in out in room temperature in a bowl*
Lol imagine how many eggs Asher has smashed so far
@@generaldwightd.eisenhower6505 lol
I came looking through to comments because I thought the same thing lol.
@I_Got_ur_bike lol no, you keep eggs in the refrigerator in the carton.
In england we keep eggs on the kitchen side
Dan: * puts subtitle "DADTDM" *
Me: oh lord, the dad jokes have already started...
ÌÀmĶevìņB ?!?
Kittycatlover1265 ! Ignore him and just don't do anything about it
Sunlight Shadow Ok but it’s so weird...
AmuDAboss i subbed to you
@Yo XD no
You can tell from watching playthroughs of this who has kids and who doesn’t. For example,:
Dan: Worried about the way he’s carrying the baby.
Kassie/gloom: I hate it.
7:21 Dan casually grinds the back of babies head against the wall so hard the head gets shoved through the body leaving the original neck area to be a black pit of endless darkness and defies all know laws of physics and common sense.
Dan: “Why are your eyes so big and your nose so small?!”
Manga: “oh ok then we’ll alright umm soo yeah - no”
@@KyroSeptical bruh
bruh
Bruh
bruh
*bruh*
"I'm talking to a baby"
"The baby's not real, that's even worse"
I can tell u been doing this stuff for a long time
10K Subscribers Without Videos Challenge wow you actually almost have 10k vids
Dude i have seen u EVERYWHERE
@10K Subscribers Without Videos Challenge I think ur a bot
Santa is satan
Dan:I WILL SAVE YOU
Baby:gets flunged
Is it just me or does anyone remember Dr trayarus and grim
Dan:*looks at decorative oranges*
Also dan: we got some round eggs
"get the bottle, from the fridge"
*goes into the bathroom*
Well he did not know apl the doors are closed
All
DanTDM:don't look at him in the eyes (Me)Starts looking in his eyes everytime Dan picks him up 😂
Dan: the baby’s cute
1 second later
It’s ugly
“Hey guys, Dan here from the diamond minecart!” - DanTDM, 2016
dr trayuruas (dunno if I spelt that right)
I can hear him saying that when I read it😆
cool
Lol ya
Lol am subbing to you
Dan: "I will save you!!"
Dan 1 second later: * flings baby across the room *
YOU CAN SEE THE BABYS FACE IN THE PAINTING ABOVE THE TV
Dan: when I play horror games I get chills up my spine
Me:BRO SAME
Asher:M-M
Jemma:OMG he’s gonna say mama!
Asher:M-Minecraft
Dan: *Thats my boy!*
Yes
You stole this comment
@@psyche_948 no its not bitc-
Lol so true-
@@itiktimunismine1733 he actually did
Dantdm: “relatable horror game”
Asher: am i a jOkE to you? get me a sandwich you online influencer.!?
RKX - 19 OMG XD
RKX - 1
RKX - 9
Lol
RKX - 19 lol
dan: i wanna test my father skills out
also dan: *throws baby on floor with the power of talisman*
NGL I got chills just from watching this
Dan: Asher fills the entire room with stink.
Me: Im never having children.
Haha!
Asher is his real son the demon baby isn't asher
IornFox YT Yeah thats true
IornFox YT but it was a funny joke
" there are some eggs in a bowl, RoUnD eggs"
*dan I think those are oranges*
i said the same thing XD
Ikr xD
Brown oranges?
Nah they’re balls of poop
@@therealorax31 you are cruel.
I got chills too
He said round eggs while it was oranges😂😂😂😂 Dan you made my day😂😂
Evil baby is floating
No one
No one EVER
Dan: lOoK aT It's fEeT
Hey everyone dan here
@@Randomstuff-fg7tj from the diamond minecart and welcome back to another mod review video
Fear
😂
@Cold Claw excuse me?
I totally thought he was going to play "who's your daddy."
But instead he played a game that me scream
Same
I mean same
Omg saaammmmmeeeeeee
Me too, sad he didn't :(
SAME LMAO
Dan : where is the baby? oh hello sir Baby : ~ Cassually sitting on the couch staring at him~
Dan: picks up baby
Baby: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYY
Dan: Asher, please. Please don't grow up to be *this* baby
Asher in 10 years: I'm sure I was an angel child dad, honestly
Also Asher: 👁️👄👁️
👁👄👁 nan nan nan XD remeber that vid
👁♨️👁
👁👃👁
👄
👁👅👁
👁️👄👁️
I thought for a split second that he was gonna bring back who’s your daddy.
I thoght the same
Same
Dont read my name!.
@@Sam-op3hs Ok
50 subscribers With no videos? How original
I almost peed my pants when he started floating
Dan: makes a vid
Me : dying every time when I watch it
*six years in the future*
Dan: *is streaming*
Asher: *runs into Dan’s office* “dad where is the apple juice!?!”
Come back in exactly 6 years. On August 26, 2026 come back if it happens.
@@MrNarwhaI okie
That needs to happen
Asher: are you winning dad
Dan: I dunno check the kitchen
Asher:flies to the kitchen t-posing
Imagine Asher Going to School and Saying:
Hi Guys! Asher here LITERALLY FrOooooOooomm the Diamond Minecart
Dave ROBS lol
whos asher
Eric Petrucci dan’s son
Hey
Khadiza Begum hes dumb or new
The best youtuber ever I watched him for seven years
I loved the way he fell down
DanTDM's mind: the door's open, and no one cares the lights on.
HMMM
ÌÀmĶevìņB no
ÌÀmĶevìņB but if some people give hate comments you’ll think it’s because of your reply so it can’t hurt your feelings because they don’t really mean it
Asher coming home after school: i brought a new friend today!
DanTDM: whats the name?
Asher : the baby in yellow (fixed)
DanTDM : *shoot the baby*
Asher: 👁👄👁 dad why?
*KICK THE BABY*
@OxinTER are you a bot?
OxinTER Me =>
@ÌÀmĶevìņB no
i am really happy for you dan
There were some points were I wanted to hug the child
Dan: “this Baby scares me”
Asher in 15 years : “what? Was I that scary dad”
😂
@Yo XD or is it just me?
ÌÀmĶevìņB no
ÌÀmĶevìņB it’s not him
Markiplier played this recently.
@ÌÀmĶevìņB go the frick away
11:19 Dan: He's taking himself to bed! (Dan's mind: *screaming intensifies)
Uhhhhhhh
YOU HAVE TO PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN ITS UPDATED MORE AND WAY MORE SCARY IF YOU TRY TO ESCAPE
on the road to 24 million! good job Dan!!!
Dan's new channel: DadTdm where he does vlogs with his son
i dont think he's going to post pics his son yet for his safety on the internet. it would be great tho
Yeah he said he's not gonna show his face or anything
When it’s a joke
ikr
That’s a good idea but dan said he won’t show Asher’s face for his safety. :-)