Jerma wasn’t seduced by the Dark Side, he was seduced by the Lightning Side. That’s why he keeps jumping into shields and generators like a moth flying into flame.
28:32 Jerma: *Grabs a guy by the neck with force choke and proceeds to bash his skull open against a wall and break his neck till his spine turns into powder* "Did I get him?"
@@popo0129 God imagine Mandalorian but when he takes his helmet off at the end of season 1 instead of Pedro Pascal it's Greedo. The entire Star Wars canon would be instantaneously redeemed.
@@popo0129 The helmet comes off, those big dead fish eyes stare into the camera, and Jaden exclaims "IS IT LIKE SOME KIND OF CURRENCY THING?" That's at least _four_ more sequel trilogies guaranteed then are there.
@@jeremytitus9519 Yes all starring Jaden as he force storms the fuck out of everything. He ends up being a bigger legend than Anakin or any of the ancient sith lords and Jedi.
Playing these games with the realistic dismemberment turned on is truly an amazing experience, nothing like running up to the big bad guy and just lopping his head off with one swing. Or getting your arm cut off because Luke walked too close to you.
I remember I had dismemberment on while playing Jedi Outcast and I decapitated Tavion during her boss fight, so the cutscene that followed was pretty wild to say the least
Well of course. One's the regular Palpatine and the other is Seth MacFarlane doing an impression of Palpatine. Meaning that the former is just Jerma doing an impression and the latter is Jerma doing an impression _of_ an impression.
its probably never actually hurt he just wheezes on purpose and even admits that when entertaining children the way to make any child laugh is to just pretend to be hurt
@@avoidbeing No he has an issue with his back where it hurt for him to laugh for a while so his doctors told him to avoid it. Hopefully it's better now
I am thankful for the Republic and I had a great Clone War. Hope you did too. Hope you have plenty of midichlorians, hope you had plenty of credits, plenty of blasters plenty of kyber crystals. All the things that we love to have during our wars among the stars. I'm thankful for YOU.
chat twisting jerma's arm hard enough to make him say force skin was the longest forced joke they've done and I'm glad he did it because I was there trying to make him say it too
Cheltie is really good at the edits but his recaps don't fit 2ndJerma imo, since his videos are normally 40~ minutes long videos kinda like semi-long edits while 2ndJerma videos are only 15-20 minutes long highly condensed videos with ONLY the JermaFunnies ™ and not really caring about what is actually going on in the game.
Cheltie, I just want to quickly acknowledge the effort that goes into these videos. I know how burning-out editing can get, and I want to appreciate you sticking with it, and making amazing recaps in less than 24 hours after the original stream. Being able to just constantly work that effectively is amazing, so thank you for the work you do for the Jerma community, it certainly brought entertainment to me and the 1920 (currently) other views on this video and the tens of thousands of views on your other videos.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jerma, the Compact? Of course not. It's not a story the Etalyxes would tell you. It's a Twitch legend. Darth Jerma was Dark Lord of the Clown, so powerful and so funny he could use his chat to create... +2s.
I heard he acquired and insane amount of 2 Billion+ credit debt so he fled but bounty hunters they kept finding him cause of the signals his dumptruck ass gives off when he walks
The death Star causes alderaan to explode And it's just the earth from the end of rat movie ........ I feel like this must have been done. it would be such a huge oversight by jerma's fans for _none_ of them to have made an alderaan exploding rat movie joke in all these years
Jerma needs to play The Force Unleashed. I can only imagine how preoccupied he would be with force gripping stormtroopers and bashing them against walls like the child he is.
I think that Jerma not taking that massive opening to hit Alora when her lightsaber got stuck mid-throw was the first time I've genuinely yelled at a youtube video in my life, the fight literally cheesed itself for him and he still lost, that was some irritating shit, A+ tier video though.
25:08 If you manage to ride a tauntaun into this cutscene you can actually use it in the fight to one-shot her with it's headbutt attack. *_The More You Know_*
Damn millenials, it's enough to show them a picture of ass or catboy so they could forget litteral warcrimes, I am truly dissapointed in new generation [Original comment I was responding to got deleted]
Jerma, in the beginning at least, comes off as a bumbling villain who is overconfident and tries to beat the main characters, but keeps fucking up Edit: I’m watching the rest of the video Jerma is legitimately the villain huh
I don't know what it was but Jerma was just so fuckin loosey goosey during this stream, especially after the 4 hour mark. His brain was operating on a different plane
i must have clicked "do not recommend this channel" or "im not interested" on at least 50 jerma videos by now and i'm still getting recommended them. theres no escaping this man
I feel like it’s Jason Marsden, famous for being Max Goof in Goof Troop and Craig Boone in Fallout: New Vegas And a whole lot of other characters in 90s cartoons
I used to do that but I’ve recently been finding it fun to play as weird characters in RPGs. I’m playing a goblin in Pillars of Eternity, and a skeleton in Divinity Original Sin 2
@@RandomTomatoSoup I don't know, not for me live. I didn't catch the beginning or end so it was most op lightning and refusing to use his lightsaber. The edited video does capture all the getting lost stuff, it's more about getting all the fun bits.
It's both incredibly amusing and incredibly frustrating that Jerma seems to see the choice between light side or dark side as like a choice between coke or pepsi
I just started playing this game before Christmas on my Xbox series X. The problem with playing this on Xbox for your first playthrough is that the game just doesn’t tell you the controls or where to go. I was stuck on the speeder bike section for ages because it doesn’t tell you the boost button. Truly an awful game but I’m determined to beat it
jerma streams are becoming like a rogue like videogame but for the streamer lol. chat comes up with random buffs and debuffs and jerma has to choose which to follow.
The chat was really annoying with the save reload "deal" it's not a deal if it's entirely one-sided and you can't just do it anyways. Things like that are what is going to ruin the whole debt joke, it's not entertaining if there is no way for him to make it back.
Jerma is immediately seduced by the dark side and he’s never even met a sith
When you're jerma, everything’s dark
Join me and learn to use the power of the dar.... oh uhhh really, you already joined? And you have learned our ways too?! Uhh great
@@popo0129 you're actually really...REALLY...powerful...stay the fuck away from me
@@HomekittyL2 one might say more powerful than the emperor
@@Awesomewithaz Can one learn of such a power?
Jerma wasn’t seduced by the Dark Side, he was seduced by the Lightning Side. That’s why he keeps jumping into shields and generators like a moth flying into flame.
28:32 Jerma: *Grabs a guy by the neck with force choke and proceeds to bash his skull open against a wall and break his neck till his spine turns into powder*
"Did I get him?"
this game really has a completely different energy when you're a silly fish-faced rodian with no facial expression at all
What I miss about these games. I want to this rodian variant in future disney shows.
@@popo0129 God imagine Mandalorian but when he takes his helmet off at the end of season 1 instead of Pedro Pascal it's Greedo. The entire Star Wars canon would be instantaneously redeemed.
@@jeremytitus9519 Even better, it's Jerma's Jaden. Kathleen Kennedy would be redeemed to the eyes of many.
@@popo0129 The helmet comes off, those big dead fish eyes stare into the camera, and Jaden exclaims "IS IT LIKE SOME KIND OF CURRENCY THING?"
That's at least _four_ more sequel trilogies guaranteed then are there.
@@jeremytitus9519 Yes all starring Jaden as he force storms the fuck out of everything. He ends up being a bigger legend than Anakin or any of the ancient sith lords and Jedi.
Playing these games with the realistic dismemberment turned on is truly an amazing experience, nothing like running up to the big bad guy and just lopping his head off with one swing. Or getting your arm cut off because Luke walked too close to you.
I remember I had dismemberment on while playing Jedi Outcast and I decapitated Tavion during her boss fight, so the cutscene that followed was pretty wild to say the least
"Realistic dismemberment" lmfao
@@shikitohno47 I mean, that is what it was called in files. G_saberrealisticcombat 1
that thumbnail is going to haunt me in my dreams
When the Jedi are sus! 😳
when the power is unlimited! 😳
-ANAKIN, CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS SUS
-FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE SUS
When I killed your brother, I talked JUST LIKE THIS!
LMAO it's something
i love the slight distinction he makes between his regular palpatine impression and the robot chicken palpatine
Well of course. One's the regular Palpatine and the other is Seth MacFarlane doing an impression of Palpatine. Meaning that the former is just Jerma doing an impression and the latter is Jerma doing an impression _of_ an impression.
I just realized he's laughing without saying "ow" anymore, I hope that means he's doing better now
omg smart observant man
its probably never actually hurt he just wheezes on purpose and even admits that when entertaining children the way to make any child laugh is to just pretend to be hurt
@@avoidbeing No he has an issue with his back where it hurt for him to laugh for a while so his doctors told him to avoid it. Hopefully it's better now
@@RandomTomatoSoup part of the joke
@@avoidbeing No he actually has health issues
Raiding an offline channel is like dropping everyone off at a closed restaurant, lmao.
Drop off the kids at a closed amusement park and pick them up at 5.
7:22 Jerma's wheeze blends seamlessly with those birds.
When the senate is sus
😳
I AM the senate!
I am thankful for the Republic and I had a great Clone War. Hope you did too. Hope you have plenty of midichlorians, hope you had plenty of credits, plenty of blasters plenty of kyber crystals. All the things that we love to have during our wars among the stars. I'm thankful for YOU.
Palpatine really was the imposter all along when you think about it
''No Obi Wan you don't get it, the younglings were acting mad sus''
Holy shit it happened. The Rosh-taking-too-much-fall-damage-when-he-scriptedly-jumps-across-the-little-stream bug.
chat twisting jerma's arm hard enough to make him say force skin was the longest forced joke they've done and I'm glad he did it because I was there trying to make him say it too
a forced joke huh
The joke must've been Forced Thin by that point
*forced joke*
inb4 cheltie gets hired for 2ndJerma and we lose day after stream recaps again
Ok no hate on the editors at 2nd jerma but why cant we have day after highlights
@@TheKiddingStar they probably have jobs
@@TheKiddingStar There's a biggg backlog of old streams they're trying to get through
@@TheKiddingStar original editors were good but very, very slow so now there's a massive backlog to work through.
Cheltie is really good at the edits but his recaps don't fit 2ndJerma imo, since his videos are normally 40~ minutes long videos kinda like semi-long edits while 2ndJerma videos are only 15-20 minutes long highly condensed videos with ONLY the JermaFunnies
™ and not really caring about what is actually going on in the game.
Cheltie, I just want to quickly acknowledge the effort that goes into these videos. I know how burning-out editing can get, and I want to appreciate you sticking with it, and making amazing recaps in less than 24 hours after the original stream. Being able to just constantly work that effectively is amazing, so thank you for the work you do for the Jerma community, it certainly brought entertainment to me and the 1920 (currently) other views on this video and the tens of thousands of views on your other videos.
71k now!
29:50 anyone else cracking up over the fact that Jerma said _Activate_ Order _Number_ 66?
even better was when he looked up the actual line and said HIS was better
Did you really not catch the entire joke he was doing there?
@@firstlast6437 I did not.
ENACT Dictum Number Sixty Plus Six
@@RickJaeger Go forth and fulfill the imperative enumerated 11x6
Every day he forgets everything he knew about computers and must relearn it all over.
when the impostor commits treason
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jerma, the Compact? Of course not. It's not a story the Etalyxes would tell you. It's a Twitch legend. Darth Jerma was Dark Lord of the Clown, so powerful and so funny he could use his chat to create... +2s.
No. That couldn't be how it happened.
I heard he acquired and insane amount of 2 Billion+ credit debt so he fled but bounty hunters they kept finding him cause of the signals his dumptruck ass gives off when he walks
Is it possible to learn this power?
The death Star causes alderaan to explode And it's just the earth from the end of rat movie
........ I feel like this must have been done. it would be such a huge oversight by jerma's fans for _none_ of them to have made an alderaan exploding rat movie joke in all these years
Jerma needs to play The Force Unleashed. I can only imagine how preoccupied he would be with force gripping stormtroopers and bashing them against walls like the child he is.
I love when he started calling Kyle Katarn a bad guy
I think that Jerma not taking that massive opening to hit Alora when her lightsaber got stuck mid-throw was the first time I've genuinely yelled at a youtube video in my life, the fight literally cheesed itself for him and he still lost, that was some irritating shit, A+ tier video though.
Same lmao. The boss fights are honestly SO hard on the higher difficulties so when something like that happens it's a goddamn blessing
18:02 Psycho streamer becomes CORRUPTED by his powers
25:08 If you manage to ride a tauntaun into this cutscene you can actually use it in the fight to one-shot her with it's headbutt attack.
*_The More You Know_*
10:21 I love this bit. That 1 HP foreshadowing.
12:51 too
30:19 too too
I'm so glad he enjoyed this one. This game is one of my childhood favorites.
"Psycho Streamer KILLS Millions"
Are you new to Jerma985?
Damn millenials, it's enough to show them a picture of ass or catboy so they could forget litteral warcrimes, I am truly dissapointed in new generation
[Original comment I was responding to got deleted]
@@Tucker454 speaking of where's that catboy getup he's supposed to be in for two streams
That's the least amount of people he killed this month
19:37
jerma gives into the voices in his head and becomes a true sith lord
When the chosen one is sith
Creepypasta: Jerma comes out of my Planter's Peanute jar and uses the dark powers against me
Jerma, in the beginning at least, comes off as a bumbling villain who is overconfident and tries to beat the main characters, but keeps fucking up
Edit: I’m watching the rest of the video Jerma is legitimately the villain huh
MICROSCOPIC Streamer KILLS The Younglings
I really want him to play Movie Duels 2 in all its janky glory
13:39 Jerma would be a brilliant stormtrooper
I don't know what it was but Jerma was just so fuckin loosey goosey during this stream, especially after the 4 hour mark. His brain was operating on a different plane
Whoever did that thumbnail needs to be put into prison immediately.
Agreed 🤝
Yes
Agreed, because they should have put yellow Sith eyes to make it lore accurate! /s
This stream made me realize how long it's been since he's played an actual "Jerma game."
I like how by going dark side he made the last level way harder
nvm I wasn't expecting him to get the one force power you can only get with cheats lmao
When the Supreme Chancellor is a Sith Lord! 😳
New Years Eve: I should never do “DOY-DOY-DOY” on stream ever again.
Not even one week into 2021: ♬ DOY-DOY-DOY ♬
I super fucking appreciate your highlights literally the day after the stream, you're a god haha
Oh shit, this was my 1st SW game. I still haven't gotten around to playing the earlier Jedi Knight games.
Hey, happy birthday and thanks for the continued edits. :3
Thanks and no problem!
“It better not ruin my game.”
Don’t worry, it only makes every lightsaber fight pitifully short.
3:57 I was wondering why this voice sounded so familiar, it’s Jason Marsden who also voices Max from A Goofy Movie
i must have clicked "do not recommend this channel" or "im not interested" on at least 50 jerma videos by now and i'm still getting recommended them. theres no escaping this man
28:53 BEST NOISE 2021
I swear i recognize the voice actor of the npc jedi apprentice but i can't for the life of me remember where from
Rosh? It's the courier from skyrim I think
"nope, sorry, nothing"
He does Sai in Naruto, he's done tons of voices.
I feel like it’s Jason Marsden, famous for being Max Goof in Goof Troop and Craig Boone in Fallout: New Vegas
And a whole lot of other characters in 90s cartoons
@@darthvaderken the skyrim courier is indeed Jason Marsden
Jerma has the world record of being corrupted by the dark side
18:49 That rock has a face on the left when he says "I didnt train a lightsaber move"
I've learned that I'm apparently the only person on Earth who plays humans in fantasy games.
Nah, not really. I guess it’s more that many players are just under the assumption that too many people play humans lol.
I used to do that but I’ve recently been finding it fun to play as weird characters in RPGs. I’m playing a goblin in Pillars of Eternity, and a skeleton in Divinity Original Sin 2
Dark vision is a crutch, real men take blindfighting
this is easily now one of my favorite jerma videos, i cried from laughing so hard several times
12:55 Jerma: I think he's dead?
nope
maybe you could use your lightsaber to cut those trees down and make a bridge
this was one of the funniest streams I've ever watched
Jerma figured out how to make a good game excruciating to watch.
what do you mean, this was a really fun stream
@@RandomTomatoSoup I don't know, not for me live. I didn't catch the beginning or end so it was most op lightning and refusing to use his lightsaber. The edited video does capture all the getting lost stuff, it's more about getting all the fun bits.
@@Duranous. The lightning was funny tho, and he couldn't just cheese the Sith cultists with it anyway (most of the time)
@@darktrooper6857 I was hoping for the mission with all sith cultist but that's later.
@@Duranous. he play game wrong not way i want 😤😤😤
Oh shit, I love this game! This gives me hope that he will play Grim Fandango
What I love about this channel is most of the times it shows things that don’t appear on 2ndJerma and I think that’s great
34:48 the ritualistic chanting of the truly deranged
This thumbnail in my recommendations today looks exactly like Spamton, which, honestly, makes a lot of sense
Jerma: "you can't! DMCAaaaaa this! It is allowww-ed!"
Me: "what makes you think that will stop them?"
28:53 timestamping doy of the fates
if jerma played d&d he would be the wizard that memorizes 300 fireballs
Jesus christ, we're not even two minutes in and he already made a WoW reference
robot chicken is cutaway gags that didnt make it to family guy
Flip that because Robot chicken bits were funny and Family Guy cutaways suck
31:32
"He's too high... I'm not high. I don - y'kn - I'm high _everyday,_ guys... relax."
12:44 Nomination for Weirdest Noise of 2021
It's both incredibly amusing and incredibly frustrating that Jerma seems to see the choice between light side or dark side as like a choice between coke or pepsi
5:09 "Why cannot I hit him?"
33:25 it’s like that mario kart shortcut.
another stellar edit, keep up the great work
30:15 Phenomenal
My favourite WoW streamer
that thumbnail... when the imposter is da senate!!
17:44
Mandatory "Force-Kin" joke button
Watching Jerma get lost and go the wrong way at EVERY turn was as hilarious as it was frustrating considering this is my favorite game.
Chat offered him a record deal?
I just started playing this game before Christmas on my Xbox series X. The problem with playing this on Xbox for your first playthrough is that the game just doesn’t tell you the controls or where to go. I was stuck on the speeder bike section for ages because it doesn’t tell you the boost button. Truly an awful game but I’m determined to beat it
28:59 how
3:49 me when I’m watching any animated show from the last 30 years and hear any slightly nasally male voice actor
how come I haven't notice this channel yet, this guy work fast
Over 100 billion was added to the debt over the course of the 2 Jedi Knight streams
He rlly should play the forced unleashed, only the first 1 tho
Yeah would be funny I feel. Second game honestly is skippable, just bet it a few weeks ago and wow it's lifeless.
Remember to use the console commands "helpusjerma1" and "more ass_dumptruck 3"
how has he played video games for this long but still plays like he's never touched a video game in his life
That thumbnail is haunting good job
That swoop bike section had me wondering. What does extreme content mean?
So this is how liberty dies...
Who’s idea was it to make the main character a RODIAN?
12:57 "He's dead? I think he's dead." *freeze frame* Narrator: He wasn't dead...
Jerma Evil Streamer Moments
Jerma doesn't understand what detain means
22:10 Obi Wan is already a candidate for worst impression of 2021
jerma streams are becoming like a rogue like videogame but for the streamer lol. chat comes up with random buffs and debuffs and jerma has to choose which to follow.
So glad I recommended the force fart that stream
When the chancellor is sus! 😳
Imagine jerma plays kotor
We need the JermAlbum
"Force kin "
fuck sake
The chat was really annoying with the save reload "deal" it's not a deal if it's entirely one-sided and you can't just do it anyways. Things like that are what is going to ruin the whole debt joke, it's not entertaining if there is no way for him to make it back.
They've altered the deal, pray that they do not alter it further.
UNLIMITED PEPSI
also thank you cheltie :)