Alan “What he is doing up so late?!” Charlie “I told him to go to bed. How many times did I tell you to go to bed?” Jake “Man. I lost count” Charlie “See?”
"Why did they keep their boots on?" "Well, you see, it was a code in the old West to make sure one always died with one's boots on. Since you could never tell when death might come, they never took their boots off."
Charlie sure has a lot of fun (aside bedroom) in his house, never loses a chance, so he gets compensation, but "getting any" aint for young boys ears. She was looking so *serious* 😇
CANDY WAS the best looking lady on this comedy its just a shame she was supposed to be so dumb but boy i could have put up with that back in the day and i am 63 now
Why do characters tell dumb lies when they're caught in a situation? He literally could have just said "when a young lady surprises you with a late night visit" with would have been the kid-friendly truth. Ah, yes....I know why, bad writing. With laugh tracks.
The laughing is annoying as shit we all know it’s fake it’s just not necessary and people have been doing this in comedy’s and talk shows for eons. Just let people watch it without the interruption.
I like Kandi's attentive expression as Alan brings history alive...
So well written!
@@Janee-jf9wnwell written but cannot pull it off without charlie on the show
Studio backup must of been great to have all these acting so well, perfect!
" did you get any" Lmao
get what?
@@marcleblanc3602 hwat*
The "booty call" might be my favorite bit in the whole show.
I love how absorbed Candy is in Alan's story.
this and Squab
That is GBD.🤣
😂I don't see any laundry 😂
Definitively going to hell
To THIS DAY!! I still do her Chimi...Changa dance randomly 😭🤣
I think of her every time my mexican neighbor cooks chimichangas... Specially when she invites me in
Alan's improvisation is brilliant.
Rattlesnakes🐍 😂😂😂😂
Great acting!
"Booty, oh booty"😂😂
The delivery of “crick” and “rattlesnakes” 😂
2 and a half men... this show was hilarious
Thank you for watching
Ya, the writers and actors were just perfect. It was so sleazy and hilarious.
Berta has to be one of my favs.
Till Charlie left
Charlie lived the life
that why he said it was@@eric_atsu
Rattle snakes!!!!!😭😂😂😂😂
and they yell Booty!!! Booty!!! 🤣
I use that "I'm going to Hell" line all the time.
If I don’t talk to other girls I get a cupcake everyday 😂😂😂 metaphorically speaking that’s a good analogy
I see what you did there
I think the writers did not mean it metaphorically.
Finally a fun history lesson
Missed part at the end:
Charlie - "Congratulations Alan, your son is... pastry whipped"
🤣😆
Why do they keep their boots on ? Rattlesnakes 😂😂😂
I swear I did NOT see that coming... "rattlesnakes!"
I miss this show!
One of my out most favorite episodes of Two and a half men ever ...
The actor who played Candy was so funny
Actress and it's Kandi.
I like Candy too 🤤
Didn't know kandi was a man
Yes. Kandi singing the Christmas carols. 😂
Funny is not the first word that comes to my mind when I think of her 😏😋...
But yeah... She's funny
It's a phone call pirates make to see if there is treasure.
This television show is is one of my favorite shows of all time. I STILL WATCH IT . ITS VERY HILARIOUS MORE WITH Charlie Sheen's
Only Charley, only hardcore
What do you mean more with Charlie Sheen's? Charlie was the show and once he was gone there was no show.
Those were the days, when cupcakes were plentiful.
used to watch this with my dad lol rip old man
Alan “What he is doing up so late?!”
Charlie “I told him to go to bed. How many times did I tell you to go to bed?”
Jake “Man. I lost count”
Charlie “See?”
Probably the only show where I can stand there being laugh track, because Charlie Sheen is fucking funny. His timing is spectacular!
I dont see any laundry 😂
Regrettably it was on her, with the boots.
Charlie. Alan. Love. Both. Them. Watch. Ever. Day. Enjoy. Charlie
Finally. found out where all the fullstops have been going.
Wow alan you really make history fun...
🤣🤣🤣 Wow that kid..
My God, that is one of the best shows ever
this had me laughing alot
😂😂 I remember this show😂😂
"Why did they keep their boots on?"
"Well, you see, it was a code in the old West to make sure one always died with one's boots on. Since you could never tell when death might come, they never took their boots off."
And I doubt they washed those, even if stank!
I love this episode 😂😂😂😂
Why do they keep their boots on 😂😂😅 that's hilarious
It never gets old still funny🤣
Bro, he nailed that road
Rattlesnakes!😂
I mean... a cupcake every day is much more than men get from most exclusive relationship I've seen.
Candy is funny as Fxxk😅
I would've said to somebody that Impressionable a booty call is when two people express themselves with love and admiration.
Love and massages....
Charlie sure has a lot of fun (aside bedroom) in his house, never loses a chance, so he gets compensation, but "getting any" aint for young boys ears. She was looking so *serious* 😇
Charlie delays 1:40 - 1:43
GOAT scene
Best show ever
So when did it stop being casual sex😂😂😂
When did it start* meaning* casual sex?
CANDY WAS the best looking lady on this comedy its just a shame she was supposed to be so dumb but boy i could have put up with that back in the day and i am 63 now
Came on top as wife and divorcee $$$
don't forget Vodka Knockers also knows as Vot Kanockers
Candi is amazing ❤❤❤❤
Kandi.
Mhh Candy 🤤
I like Charlie's shirts.
Did you get any? What's he supposed to get?😂😂😂
Wish i got a cupcake everyday ;)
Big bad Alan thinks he’ll knock out Charlie after this. In your dreams, zippy.
the walking oscar mayer weenie actually banged smokin hot Kandi. how did she even choose him, someone already at the bottom of the barrel?
its when you pocket dial
Charlie I’m going to hell😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rattle snakes
Everyone always praises charlie but never alan
Yes mostly but sure most appreciate him also, just less popular style....
A😂😂😂funny
Jacke has boos
1:37
good
Does alan forget that other countries have the innocent until proven guilty as well. Jake was actually right for once in a way.
My condolences to those people trying to subtitle this show to foreign languages.
I can’t help but ask, why is Alan eating pizza with a fork and knife? Use your hands people!
He's a pansy
what are those guys laughing at
Charlie was better
4:39.
I miss Khandi
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Who eats pizzza with a fork and knife???😑😑😑
Why do characters tell dumb lies when they're caught in a situation? He literally could have just said "when a young lady surprises you with a late night visit" with would have been the kid-friendly truth. Ah, yes....I know why, bad writing. With laugh tracks.
Could've said it means diarrhea
The laughing is annoying as shit we all know it’s fake it’s just not necessary and people have been doing this in comedy’s and talk shows for eons. Just let people watch it without the interruption.
Its annoying to me when people say "hwat"
Why would you eat pizza with a fork
more obnoxious Charlie Sheen BS
laugh tracks are trash
Charlie is the whole movie without him is just boring
Bro…the laugh tracks sucks all the funny out of the room
“I don’t see any laundry” 😂😂😂 the look Alan gave him
coral castle.
Wtf is a booty call
Books u dummy
Did you not watch the video?
@@pk3Maybe he's old as Jake.
This might explain
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You see, in the Old West…
😂