My Immortal (3/3) | Sundance Rejects
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ม.ค. 2019
- The final chapter.
Thank god.
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Part 1/3 - th-cam.com/video/Ffh7cWRrqF4/w-d-xo.html
Part 2/3 - th-cam.com/video/d68b659E4F4/w-d-xo.html
dnt forget 2 leave gud revews.
(Also please feel free to make reactions/streams.)
Thanks again bro!
Internet Historian ha ha second like
W
Thank you for Part 3! Coincidentally discovered this series recently, it's hilarious!
I smelled happily.
Internet Historian Enoby looks like a... yeah wtf. No Gud reviouwz
Is this the opposite of "Rick & Morty" where you need a very low IQ to truly grasp it's genius?
It's the same
you are right rick and morty really sucks only stupid people like it.
No worries mates, this and the other show will lower your IQs automatically to be able to understand them. I used to be enrolled at MIT, now I'm failing community college.
A low IQ and a high amount of goffick-ness.
You don't grasp, you gasp at its genius.
the production value in this makes infinity war look like a student film
Marvel: I have brought shame upon my family!
DazureSky agreed. If you’re looking for any examples of how seriously this guy takes his craft, just take a look at 13:42 The visual effects are so in-depth and true to the source material that the green and red buttons on any android phone are green and red pentagrams.
Someone is going to end up being married to this author. And probably never know.
Well I heard it`d one of the theories. She was like 12 or 13 when she wrote that, back in 2006 and now she`s a grown woman with family and regular job, and she doesn`t want to be found.
Hot.
What in the actual fuck
@@victoriazed6679 If she asks her partner to "French her passively" then they'll know.
If she gets married then she's a prep and a fkn poser. Thx raven 4 da help
Since I haven’t seen any of the Harry Potter Movies or read the books, I just have to assume this is exactly how the series went.
That pretty well sums it up
take away the walking bottle and that's it
Honestly, it's pretty close
yes.
A lot fewer people slitting their wrists every time anything happened though
Honestly, I'm with Voldemort in this version.
holy crap I got pinned xD
*Voldytort
Im with you dude
i'm not sure that's a character in this one. do you mean volxemort?
Im even with Voldemort in the original.
This story had the amazing ability to go everywhere and yet nowhere at the same time
Yes. this is litterally the perfect describtion of this fanfic.
@@smetupp05 nothing wrong with a good superhero action movie
@@davgg9621 most of them are mediocre though, its to thr extent that personally i'd rather read a book rated 3/5 stars than a movie rated identically
@@uhhok7183 like I said nothing wrong with a good movie. Yes there is a lot, yes there is a bunch of mediocre moneygrabs but thats not my point. If your prefer reading mediocre books than watching mediocre movies thats your probelm.
@@uhhok7183 Most of movies are mediocre. Not just Superhero ones. Superhero is not a genre, not anymore
I can't fuckin believe they didn't let Harry join in even once... Never saw someone stuck in friendzone this extreme.
I guess he just likes to watch.
It’s Vampire, you prep. Stop flaming ok
Harry Potter and the Chastity belt.
@@oddluck4180 he the cameraman XD
@@KolchaksGhost It's Harry at 16:20.
I wanted to come back to this because I've been reading A Song of Ice and Fire. Every time George R.R. Martin starts describing what a character is wearing that day in way too much detail the dress-up song starts playing in my head. Thank you.
Bro I thought I was the only one😂😂
I start hearing manwithoutabody's shrill intonations
We need a food song too for that series cuz DAMN. Enough about what they're eating, George 😭 It's been two pages
Do that but with American Psycho and it becomes a lot more lighthearted
It honestly plays in my head any time anyone over-explains something about themselves
Now this was either a legitimate fanfic written by a disturbed teenage girl.
Or the *MOTHER* of all shitposts.
You decide
legitimately can not decide
My dearest wish is that it's both. the author genuinely tried up til like chapter 16, then realised what this... thing was and heavily leaned into the awfulness.
Benjamin Dunne
i think when it hit he gave me a gun part it wen full shitpost
2006. definitely legit.
It's for sure a troll, unfortunately. The Tom Bombadil "mistake" is nearly definitive proof. I guess there's a really small chance she had encountered the name in LOTR fic and mentally scrambled it with Tom Riddle, but it's extremely unlikely. Tom Bombadil isn't an obscure LOTR character, but would be obscure to a young teen who clearly doesn't read, so the alternative is that she knows who he is and purposely made that mix-up.
Imagine being accepted to a school for wizards only for literally every situation to be solved with guns
anyways, i started blasting
Well, it is a school...
Pretty standard
Well duh, this fanfic is based on the american translation of the books.
@@metroidaran564 school shootings weren’t even a thing when my immortal was written
"He was hung like a Stallone" made me laugh a lot more than it should of
Which is just one of the many, many things in this that makes me think this is a shit post. The theory it is a collab makes the most sense to me...hell, even calling Sirius the 'dog father' and being able to spell certain things perfectly(for example they mentioned and spelled alzheimers properly) and messing up Enoby... Ebonby... Ebnoby.... EBONY.
i feel you xD
@@mccarthy5825 yeah.
[various Rocky Balboa noises]
@@mccarthy5825 it’s definitely a god tier shit post.
Im sad it seems they'll never do the parts where Enoby and Raven get into a fight and it spills into the narrative.
Also the "go back in time to fuck Voldemort into submission" arc
the spelling getting significantly worse during that part is a nice touch
Literally Tara killed Willow (Raven self-insert) and then made Lupin had, uhhh, something with her corpse like, WTF TARA???
@@reloadseven2198What the fuck? Oh god I feel like I'm having a stroke.
The perfect woman doesn’t exi-
*T-posing Ebonby slides into frame
Replace the shout in Black Panther with Ebonby
Also known as Evony, Enoby, Eboby, etc.
Wearing *5 paragraphs of description*
In my opinion the black goth Japanese samurai magic teacher is better
@@emmarounsville1479 nothing's replaced it was always Ebonby
Cant believe Warner Bros. are wasting their time with the Fantastic Beasts films when gold like this exists...
Jack MacGuire imagine this but in film form with a 200 million budget
@@digginaroundmc But it has to include the parts like "stop flaming okay" and the dress descriptions.
@@digginaroundmc whoopie goldberg better be cast, racist accent and all!
@G 22 Most of the money would go into wardrobe and makeup
the director pauses it half way through and walks on to yell ‘STOP FLAMIN PREP’
Snape grabbing his laundry straight up killed me.
It’s been like 15 years since I read this and I’ve only just now put together that every time she typed “skull” she meant “school.”
I don’t know if I’m more mad at myself for not realizing or at the author for writing it
And i was still wondering how a skull can or cannot be gothic, but since this is Inmortal, I just said meh
Where did you get your clothes? HOTU-TOPIKU?
she note uh prep
It is hot in topiku
Just my pants
N- nani?! Watashi sekai ichi besto dresser! Not anata!
@@izrrr4785 This comment is the pure embodiment of a weaboo and I am dying laughing! Good job!
So there are 3 kids in an otherwise completely empty classroom, chained up, one of them naked, and Snape's robes are still on fire.
He covers it up with "I was just teaching."
Madlad
Best comment
I thought that was Snoop
Don't forget his pants are off, too.
With all the crazy stuff that happened already, his excuses sound reasonable.
Also, the fires may have started melting the caramel in his pockets - at least he probably smelled nice.
Hogwarts had some BDSM classes we didn't know about.
“Snoop garbed the caramel” is my favorite sentence in the known universe
I like how her best idea to stop Voldemort was to go back in time and seduce him. As if heartbreak couldn’t possibly contribute to a villainous backstory
Logic has no power here
I gasped
Well you see, with the power of love, envoy can change Voldemort~
Should've just fucking shoot him with a desert Eagle as it seems more effective than all spells combined in this universe
me: JUST GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL HIMMMMM
''ejaculated menacingly'' is something that i would never tought that i'll ever hear, especially from harry potter 11/10 needs more makeup and clothes descriptions
Where?
There's a point in the sixth book where Slughorn is surprised by something and it reads "Slughorn ejaculated" after he exclaims something. It's actually grammatically correct in this story.
BTW That phrase was probably the inspiration for Dirty Potter, if you've ever listened to those.
He's just ejaculating... MENACINGLY!
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
The best part is that it actually makes sense. 12/10
Demonic Japanese Whoopi Goldberg is not what I expected to see when I clicked this video, however I'm immeasurably glad I did.
Yer She looks like a JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Charicter.
Thot the bitch was Oprah
"'Crosio!' I shitted" really made my day
I love how the censor bleeps happen just before the swear words, doing nothing to actually censor the swear words.
That was the one that got me the most. I howled.
I love how the time travel section is completely cut out and it changes NOTHING.
It changes everything! None of this makes sense without that bit! :p
@@JessicaGraceWright None of this makes sense.
@@mysterysunfurled That's because they left out the time travel! If there's no orgy during which Tom Riddle suddenly transforms into Voldy, none of this works!
Oh thank god someone else noticed too, I was watching this in a marathon and was legitimately thinking "wait did I black out from laughing and stupid when they went back in time or something" and then when I tried to scan back I was "okay did I dream that up in a cringe indused fued about Voldemort making out with an owl?"
@@GirReporting4Duty The part about the owl made me laugh out loud, thank you.
Whoopi Goldberg as an edgy samurai warrior has been in my nightmares for the last 3 days.
I thought that was Trelawney?
Samurai Goldberg doesn't exist, Samurai Goldberg can't hurt you.
*Samurai Goldberg:*
@@darthvader9969
my Lord
Remember that you are my number one robotic gimp suit cyborg goth
But somehow this takes the cake although you shall always be my first love
I want a full show with only this charcter and you bet your ass I'll fucking watch every second of that!
@@GodRabbit90 Disney Plus should get on that!
its hard to be mad at Vlodemort when I learned he got his hearth borken :(
I know right who breaks fireplaces?
@@theomnissiah-9120 no one, but somebody is out here borking 'em right up
Made me laugh way too hard-
"Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket." is way too funny to be written accidentally.
Um...you completely left out the part where she went back in time and met Tom Riddle, bringing him to the future where they had their orgy and he turned into Voldemort. None of this makes sense without those crucial and perfectly logical scenes
"My name's Tom but you can call me Satan. That's my middle nam" he said.
Xehanort10 fuck off ahahahaha
"i jumped sexily into the pensieve"
Morty McFly isn't there D:
Remember, we're talking about a gothic idiot from the early 2000's.
I love how her makeup gets more extreme each time it’s described
Anonymous is here! Damn it
It’s probably because it’s never described whether she removes it in between applications.
Mechanism real goths just absorb the makeup into their skin, you would know this if you weren’t a prep.
@@quietkilljoy lol
This would explain the tears of blood
i cannot believe that i seriously just spent over an hour watching an animated version of a fanfic where the main character of the actual series is only referred to by his actually name like 3 times-
Честно говоря кажется я готов пересмотреть это и потратить на это ещё пару часов просто чтобы вновь насладиться этим боже 😭😭😭
Is anyone going to talk about how Enoby does everything sexily?
"I screamed sexily"
"We went sexily to Potions Class"
"Beat him up sexily"
What a great range of vocabulary, Enoby
I am LOSING MY MIND over Japanese-goth Whoopi Goldberg
she has been slept on
hysterical
Who smelled at me 😂
The fact that it's ONLY BECAUSE she said "Konichiwa", and the joke stuck the entire video LMAO
"She's da coolest 1990 Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for the role of Oda Mae Brown in Ghost winning teacher ever."
Imagine if the author is extremely good at writing but only trust Raven's opinion and Raven destroyed her passion project intentionally
Now, see, I would be on board with this theory. Unfortunately part of what they cut in this reading is a section where Tara and Raven have a falling out, Tara going so far as to kill the Raven self insert. They make up after a while and the self insert is brought back to life. That does leave a gap where Raven would not be involved in the project.
Unless, of course, the damage Raven had done to Tara’s IQ and writing ability had already been done by then.
Theres some evidence that Tara is a troll and was just baiting us all.
@@nekoprankster2184 also those parts where they broke up are the most incoherent and nonsensical parts in the story. you can make up the details of the story and get a coherent picture of the plot in the start, and it definitely deteriorates until the end than its a bit better
Raven almost undoubtedly proof read the chapters and helped Tara write better
Raven you fiend
@@liaminator4950 "Crys blud and slits rists" :-)
Damn, Sorrow didn't have to go so hard on that Japanese voice.
But I'm glad he did.
7:27 LMAO I love how Snape casually just walks in and out to get his laundry
I lost my shit lmao
Where's the part where Enoby travels back in time and seduces Volxemont???? The ending is too rushed *cries tears of blood and puts on black mini skirt with lace all over it and black spike boots with blood*
Yes exacly!- I ejaculated angrily
Isn't that a Tom Riddle and Hermione Granger fanfic lmao
Don't forget Marty Mcfly is in that scene
if you google it you can read more. there is actually more
That part was one of my favorites and I miss it
i'm just sad they skipped the part where she re-names the character and cusses out raven bc they got into an arguement
Alison Trigger yeah, and the time travel part too
Damn bitch you look kawaii.
God me fuckin too.
Where is that? I want to see it
@@anadragomir9717 unfortunately its left out of this video, but in the original text there was a period where they quit being friends and removed Raven from the name, only to add it back in when they made up.
2:30 I’m home alone and wearing headphones and that knock literally almost took me out. Had to replay it like 5 times to confirm that it wasn’t someone actually at my door…
this. i was completely shaken the first time, and even though i knew it was coming after listening the second time, it still managed to shock me. that audio is absurd
I had the same thing happen, almost had a heart attack
He does the same knock in another video, just from the other side and my heart skipped a beat both times
SAME
NGL I was still making sure someone wasn't in my apartment even after I realized it was part of the video. Hard to shake
Snape's laughter kills me everytime.
Besides, there's so many tiny details! The changing text on Dumbledore's cap, Snape passing by with his laundry during Professor's crystal gazing. Amazing
Whoever wrote this is either a genius, or the absolute lowest point in human evolution.
I don't know if it was a joke fic or not, and I doubt anyone will really know the truth.....however, I have HEARD that the person who wrote this is now a successful author. It's just hearsay, though, no telling if that's a fact or not
genius, hands down
why not both
Yes, apparently, two highschoolers tried to create the worst fanfic ever written. They succeeded.
@@rickhapstley3866 well people have realized there are holes in their story which may prove they weren't the actual writers of the fic
I find it funny how slitting ones wrists were a recreational activity in this anime
:( idk guys might slit my wrists later cause I feel kinda depressed
@@theunnamedboog3197 feeling kinda cute, might slit later
Also everyone is either a prep or satanist
McDonalds ice cream machine is Broke again I might slit my wrists later out of depression :(
@@rooksclown316 as someone currently studying theistic satanism readin this shit was fuckin hILARIOUS
"I cried sexily"
Is no one gonna mention how Draco spent the entire third act naked.
It's been 3000 years
Sup RT.
*another horrible country roads jk*
How bout killin more of them park visitors
RTGame didn’t expect to see you here
YOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Plot Twist: J.K. Rowling wrote this with her alt account
Го́пник Hank plot twist: this was the first draft of Twilight... wait, that actually kind of makes sense 🤔🤔🤔
While shit faced
probably why she made everyone gay in this
Look into your heart, you'll know the truth !
Actually Harry Potter was the alt version
I'm watching this alone in a dark room and that fucking knock at 2:28 scared the absolute fucking hell out of me. At first I didn't even understand it was coming from the video and thought someone was behind my door. I had to go look around the house because I seriously thought there was somebody else in my home. Holy fuck I swear I have never been as scared in my life.
The surround sound on that knock was out of this world - I looked around my room, then replayed the video just to check that it was actually from the video :|
SAME HERE,i'm fucking hyperventilating
I still think it's funny that the messages between Ebony and Sirius are just
"Whatcha thinking about?"
"IDK like Werewolf stuff I guess"
"LoL U UP?"
'I said flirtily as I started to sob.'
That's it. THAT'S THE TUMBLR POST OMFG
I cant believe they skipped over the whole time travel subplot bc I really wanted to see Tara misspell Sirius' name as "Sodomize"
Yeah! They missed the iconic Morty McFly crossover too!
@@theab3957 don’t you mean Mortician McFireCracker? Maybe McDonalds, I’m not sure.
@@ARGHHHHHHHH What?! I don't remember those from the original
Edit: Oh wait. I see what you did there, lol. I am too tired lately
@@theab3957 wait how much stuff did they miss out?
@@kenneth7671 Quite a bit. I'd say about a 6th of the story?
The fact that there’s a good chance that whoever wrote this is a mother by now is somehow extremely amusing to me
18:55- And over two years later, we still have no cideo on Tara. Internet Historian is poser prep confirmed.
"Suddenly, I fell asleep"
Wow, Draco must suck.
isn't it usually the guys that fall alseep immediatly after sex? 😂
Pretty sure that Enoby dID THE SUCKINRGSJSKWKQOOE9D9XOIWO20WW02928JFJJDJSJQIQ9WEOOE1O18W9-
This comment currently has 69 likes...perfect
Darko*
i was thinking more 2 the fact dat he was left with blueball XD
Fun fact. My senior English teacher asked students to bring in some reading material as a contest to see if they can beat him at reading it. I brought in a page from My immortals and he was very confused on reading it. We ended the contest in a tie, but in the end, I had a teacher who spent five years at Harvard, smartest guy at the school, read this awful fanfic. I win.
...and then everyone stood up and cheered?
cheese marbles Sexily, I hope?
I tip my proverbial hat to you in respect
We really need to pay teachers more.
sounds like a moral victory for you tbh
I love that none of the characters behave anything like they would in the books, and because of their goffik names you could pretty much use this exact story for any franchise. Twilight, the godfather, the Simpsons, the works of Jane austen, South park, the dark tower, etc.
In fact, switching to a different series might increase coherence, if only slightly.
everybody in this fanfic slits they're wrist so much like it's a daily activity
*LAUGHS IN GOTH*
Dammit Shodan will I ever escape you! But seriously. I played the bioshocks but not the system shocks. I completed the second just the other day and now I am attempting the 1st but damn is that UI wonky but at least I have mouselook.
*cries*
@@KingOhmni I could never get through SS1, but SS2 scared the shit out of me when it came out
@@isunktheship Yeah man, it is definitely more survival horror than the bios and is better for it. Here's to the System Shock remake in 2020. Just think of the memes one could make with SS in 2020 lmao.
fake news goths don't experience happiness only unending darkness and torment their parents will never understand.
I like how the main character accomplishes nothing but applying more and more eyeliner and edgy clothing
The author never says Ebony undresses (unless Draco and her... DO it), so I like to imagine her just as a glob of fishnets and black lace.
And fucks vampire and draco lolz
@@Cricket_moncher She even gets into the bath fully clothed at one point.
you know. tara could literally have changed her name and be your younger brother's math teacher and you will never know it
I love how it just ends cause the author stopped updating. Leaving this mystery to be forever unsolved and a story unfinished.
I love how "Enoby"'s face becomes the more distorded the more the story progresses. :D
Dude I just noticed that
Her neck disappears
It's part of the protagonist's arc
I think she gets fatter as well
I love the way they gradually give up with the censoring during this
I think they just gave up period. Their mental states could not survive the entire reading
I would have shot myself if I had to endure all three parts in one go. I had to stop a couple of times in the middle of part 1 and two.
1:22 has the best censor
@@larrs665 Hold up I can't read it what does it SAY
@@larrs665 wtf does it say?
The most convoluted part of this entire fanfiction is how Voldemort INSISTS that Ebony must kill Vampire with a gun, despite the numerous amount of times he could have killed him (not to mention, why would he want to kill Vampire when Ebony is the only one with the power to defeat Voldemort?)
I love how both Draco and Snape whip out actual guns rather than using their wands to kill each other
The story sucks but the animation is God tier.
I really like the part where Harry's name was vampire.
11:40 when Snape took out the whips, I f*cking lost it
What do you mean? This story is *obviously* poetic genius
@@clover9066 Probably too meta for me to get
What this is the best piece of literature and needs to be remembered forever
I like the part where we ate chips
Then all of the sudden..... "Longdon." Yeah I liked hearing you two munching on chips with reading Bad fan fic, sounded fitting.
It felt like a fitting voice acting practice for such quality content as "My Immortal"
lol sorrow
Sorrow TV I know it’s the greatest moment in cinematic history
That was a fucking hilarious part.
this fanfiction is the most perfect example of irony ever to grace humanity. i can’t wait for the day that the world catches up to whatever level this person was on when they made it
"He went and called some people and did some stuff", I love the part in Deathly Hallows were Dumbledore did the shopping and vacuuming before helping Tara-Ebony defeat Voldemort.
This anime adaptation cut out a lot of the original manga, I'm quite bummed out.
The dub was good though.
I think they had a really revised version of the story, there’s a lot of stuff that I feel like I would remember from the original that I definitely don’t. But it’s all so in the spirit of the original that I might be having a stroke tbh.
Typical weeb comment the manga was better. Lame.
I'd love to like this comment, but I can't undo draco and vampire's car platenumber
@@siriuslyconfused1 yeah they cut out the hacked chapter and the entire time travel arc
i come to this video regularly to maintain my ADHD and schizophrenia
Ah dude underated fukkem comment
10:15 "Snoop laughed meanly." I bout pissed my pants and the shot you guys got of alan for it. Priceless
_Only 90's kids remember this show_
Taikamuna oh shit it’s a popular Finnish person torilla tavataan
i remember
im born in 1700
I dont remeber and i was born in 69
I was born in 1st of January 2000 do I count?
LOL Loram maybe
When I saw (3/3) I started to cry tears of blood, feeling my white foundation drip down to my black lips as I read a depressing book.
@@unsubscribedanimation *rists get it rite prep
While listening to MCR*
"Evoonii Donut cryy" i slanted eazily
Amod 1990 I cRyD SeXiLy***
This trilogy is the best thing Ive ever seen in my life
I can die happy
i like how one of her last names is literally dementia but nobody talks about it
-I wept silently, a single tear rolling down my face-
*I sTaRteD tO cRi sEXiLy*
Ron Swanson *stated to cry
12 year olds and under shouldn't be allowed access to the internet. Real shit man. If it werent for Historian, this would be the most cancerous thing on the internet. Now it's an ironic masterpiece.
@@Benzinilinguine It was an ironic masterpiece long before this video was made, but I'm so glad it was.
I literally watch this series in one sitting. My IQ is reaching an all time low. Give me some more God damn it
Hahaha all time low geddit
You think you have it bad? I read the fanfiction twice!
@@JessicaGraceWright How can you maintain your grip on reality after that?
@@vectorequinox6202 I'm a writer. A grip on reality isn't really a priority
True
13:25 From this point forward, I'm going to make it a point to yell "Crosio!" when taking a dump.
Every English teacher having a stroke reading this fan fiction.
When I realized this would be the final instalment...
I bust into tears.
cried sexally*
Tears of blood
Tears of blood i hope
I brusted into b'loody santaitc terz that poord down my paletttee feces
I slit my wristz
So this is the final harry potter book that jk rowling was hiding
jk
It's bloody brilliant!
No, you can definitely tell it’s a fake. The symbolism and depth of the prose is just too 19th century and brilliant to conceivably be Just Kidding Rowling
I was actually intrigued when there was a double Snape, like who was the real Snape? Too bad it was just a glossed over mistake.
9:08 spock getting beamed up into the enterprise killed me
The phrase "Snoop garbed the carmel" is soo underrated .
Fangz 2 Raven 4 da help
When he reaches into his pocket for the stones later the caramels fall out.
I had to stop watching for a minite i was laughing so hard
toaster.....there is a adeptus mechanicus behind you oh no he has air pods in his ears he cant hear me
7:27 I have no idea why Snape is doing his laundry in the background but I absolutely love it.
Well when your clothes get dirty you gotta wash 'em.
*Snap
**snoope
🤣🤣
That's just what single mothers do.
Years later and I still can't figure out why Snape was doing his laundry when Enoby was hearing the perdition and getting the Time Toner.
Why does it have too much detail, yet not enough detail?
It's the special talent of bad fanfic to somehow make all the bad decisions, even the bad decisions that should technically contradict each other.
There are details, but in the wrong places
it's purple prose but absolutely disgusting
Yeah, we don't even know what color the lace on her second dress was :(
what else do you need to know except what everyone is wearing? Are you a prep or something?
Whoopi Goldberg as an edgy samurai warrior is either the most horrifying or the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
Why not both?
@@lastfullast8819 Very true, my good sir
Looked like Lil Wayne at one point
Because in Japanese the word "sugoi" can mean either "amazing" or "horrifying".
Professor Sinister has got to be the greatest rendition of a fan fiction I have ever seen, i can't stop laughing
"Hung like a stallone" is a giveaway. It's too funny to be written sincerely. It has to be a goof.
You'd be surprised the stuff teenage girls write as a serious story. Source; I once write a genuinely serious crossover fanfiction of Warriors (the cats) and transformers, with insert characters and magic. The Holy Text is DEFINITELY real. Just got those teenage girl vibes
I cant believe J.K. Rowling ripped off this masterpiece
Kek
I know it's just fucking despicable
Kek
she did? what a loser
I’m watching gothically
Hahahahhaah I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! But I am the cool TH-camr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dearbob smith
I'm watching sexily
*goffikly
he sad in gofic voice...
"She peered into da balls."
-Internet Historian, 2019
15:15I love how he had the mask for no reason whatsoever and immediately removed it
I died when Snape just casually walking into the laundry room to get the laundry done while japanese sinister and enoby were talking
Eboby you mean
Adobe*
Anchovy*
Tara?
And my axe!
A complete voice acting masterclass. Teach me. Pls.
TheVolgun that probably means a lot from someone like you
You're one to talk, teacher!
Just do what Sorrow did and pronounce everything in weeb. It just works.
SCP666 - OBJET CLASS: REALLY SCRAY!!
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12:40 - 12:55 the editing made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed myself 😭
"Suddenly an idea I had." needs to be on a t-shirt.
"Suddenly, I fell asleep"
Draco's stroke game is unmatched, knocked her out like NyQuil
if you only knew how passively they were kissing, you would understand she just really needed to go to sleep
In the great words of the wizard Ice Cube, "my wand runs deep, so deep, so deep, put her ass to sleep."
Draco even just acted like it was normal
Knocked her UP like NyQuil