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  • @InternetHistorian
    @InternetHistorian  5 ปีที่แล้ว +8027

    Part 1/3 - th-cam.com/video/Ffh7cWRrqF4/w-d-xo.html
    Part 2/3 - th-cam.com/video/d68b659E4F4/w-d-xo.html
    dnt forget 2 leave gud revews.
    (Also please feel free to make reactions/streams.)

    • @Dingus420
      @Dingus420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thanks again bro!

    • @mrduck_man
      @mrduck_man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Internet Historian ha ha second like
      W

    • @eNodeTG
      @eNodeTG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thank you for Part 3! Coincidentally discovered this series recently, it's hilarious!

    • @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches
      @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I smelled happily.

    • @tomoluis_01
      @tomoluis_01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Internet Historian Enoby looks like a... yeah wtf. No Gud reviouwz

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5237

    Is this the opposite of "Rick & Morty" where you need a very low IQ to truly grasp it's genius?

    • @fucker661
      @fucker661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It's the same

    • @halburd1
      @halburd1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      you are right rick and morty really sucks only stupid people like it.

    • @Chronosmaster002
      @Chronosmaster002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      No worries mates, this and the other show will lower your IQs automatically to be able to understand them. I used to be enrolled at MIT, now I'm failing community college.

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      A low IQ and a high amount of goffick-ness.

    • @hermanspaerman3490
      @hermanspaerman3490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You don't grasp, you gasp at its genius.

  • @dav967
    @dav967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6212

    the production value in this makes infinity war look like a student film

    • @papalovex4415
      @papalovex4415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Marvel: I have brought shame upon my family!

    • @ihavetwofaces
      @ihavetwofaces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      DazureSky agreed. If you’re looking for any examples of how seriously this guy takes his craft, just take a look at 13:42 The visual effects are so in-depth and true to the source material that the green and red buttons on any android phone are green and red pentagrams.

  • @ibladesi
    @ibladesi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4244

    Someone is going to end up being married to this author. And probably never know.

    • @victoriazed6679
      @victoriazed6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

      Well I heard it`d one of the theories. She was like 12 or 13 when she wrote that, back in 2006 and now she`s a grown woman with family and regular job, and she doesn`t want to be found.

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Hot.

    • @tintim2230
      @tintim2230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      What in the actual fuck

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

      @@victoriazed6679 If she asks her partner to "French her passively" then they'll know.

    • @vfordyslexia6440
      @vfordyslexia6440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      If she gets married then she's a prep and a fkn poser. Thx raven 4 da help

  • @genericnathan2926
    @genericnathan2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4404

    Since I haven’t seen any of the Harry Potter Movies or read the books, I just have to assume this is exactly how the series went.

    • @deamosath
      @deamosath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      That pretty well sums it up

    • @OuhPii
      @OuhPii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      take away the walking bottle and that's it

    • @joshlewis5065
      @joshlewis5065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Honestly, it's pretty close

    • @rayhigh1912
      @rayhigh1912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yes.

    • @mdragarg
      @mdragarg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      A lot fewer people slitting their wrists every time anything happened though

  • @rach3092
    @rach3092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4092

    Honestly, I'm with Voldemort in this version.

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      holy crap I got pinned xD

    • @callistourseides
      @callistourseides 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      *Voldytort

    • @johnanonimous7112
      @johnanonimous7112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Im with you dude

    • @RipJaws1
      @RipJaws1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      i'm not sure that's a character in this one. do you mean volxemort?

    • @pjishomo
      @pjishomo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Im even with Voldemort in the original.

  • @Bigshotleech
    @Bigshotleech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6042

    This story had the amazing ability to go everywhere and yet nowhere at the same time

    • @buihelgason
      @buihelgason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Yes. this is litterally the perfect describtion of this fanfic.

    • @davgg9621
      @davgg9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@smetupp05 nothing wrong with a good superhero action movie

    • @uhhok7183
      @uhhok7183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@davgg9621 most of them are mediocre though, its to thr extent that personally i'd rather read a book rated 3/5 stars than a movie rated identically

    • @davgg9621
      @davgg9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@uhhok7183 like I said nothing wrong with a good movie. Yes there is a lot, yes there is a bunch of mediocre moneygrabs but thats not my point. If your prefer reading mediocre books than watching mediocre movies thats your probelm.

    • @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561
      @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@uhhok7183 Most of movies are mediocre. Not just Superhero ones. Superhero is not a genre, not anymore

  • @Besitzerstolz
    @Besitzerstolz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    I can't fuckin believe they didn't let Harry join in even once... Never saw someone stuck in friendzone this extreme.

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I guess he just likes to watch.

    • @KolchaksGhost
      @KolchaksGhost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      It’s Vampire, you prep. Stop flaming ok

    • @jasonsea6110
      @jasonsea6110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Harry Potter and the Chastity belt.

    • @nightblade68
      @nightblade68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@oddluck4180 he the cameraman XD

    • @Throckmorton.Scribblemonger
      @Throckmorton.Scribblemonger ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KolchaksGhost It's Harry at 16:20.

  • @4u5t
    @4u5t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2119

    I wanted to come back to this because I've been reading A Song of Ice and Fire. Every time George R.R. Martin starts describing what a character is wearing that day in way too much detail the dress-up song starts playing in my head. Thank you.

    • @shapesnatch1341
      @shapesnatch1341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Bro I thought I was the only one😂😂

    • @causticwit
      @causticwit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I start hearing manwithoutabody's shrill intonations

    • @DaysieRose
      @DaysieRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      We need a food song too for that series cuz DAMN. Enough about what they're eating, George 😭 It's been two pages

    • @firstmategiddy
      @firstmategiddy ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Do that but with American Psycho and it becomes a lot more lighthearted

    • @sethvoss1910
      @sethvoss1910 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It honestly plays in my head any time anyone over-explains something about themselves

  • @Ostentatiousnessness
    @Ostentatiousnessness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8446

    Now this was either a legitimate fanfic written by a disturbed teenage girl.
    Or the *MOTHER* of all shitposts.
    You decide

    • @happyhaunter_5546
      @happyhaunter_5546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +972

      legitimately can not decide

    • @benjamindunne8132
      @benjamindunne8132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

      My dearest wish is that it's both. the author genuinely tried up til like chapter 16, then realised what this... thing was and heavily leaned into the awfulness.

    • @kz-be3ri
      @kz-be3ri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      Benjamin Dunne
      i think when it hit he gave me a gun part it wen full shitpost

    • @person-iw8qj
      @person-iw8qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      2006. definitely legit.

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      It's for sure a troll, unfortunately. The Tom Bombadil "mistake" is nearly definitive proof. I guess there's a really small chance she had encountered the name in LOTR fic and mentally scrambled it with Tom Riddle, but it's extremely unlikely. Tom Bombadil isn't an obscure LOTR character, but would be obscure to a young teen who clearly doesn't read, so the alternative is that she knows who he is and purposely made that mix-up.

  • @selloutfk3143
    @selloutfk3143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8856

    Imagine being accepted to a school for wizards only for literally every situation to be solved with guns

    • @jaggns5774
      @jaggns5774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      anyways, i started blasting

    • @metroidaran564
      @metroidaran564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      Well, it is a school...

    • @maskimgalgo2046
      @maskimgalgo2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Pretty standard

    • @WabbaWay
      @WabbaWay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Well duh, this fanfic is based on the american translation of the books.

    • @zahrahkhalid6333
      @zahrahkhalid6333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@metroidaran564 school shootings weren’t even a thing when my immortal was written

  • @roborebelscum6120
    @roborebelscum6120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    "He was hung like a Stallone" made me laugh a lot more than it should of

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Which is just one of the many, many things in this that makes me think this is a shit post. The theory it is a collab makes the most sense to me...hell, even calling Sirius the 'dog father' and being able to spell certain things perfectly(for example they mentioned and spelled alzheimers properly) and messing up Enoby... Ebonby... Ebnoby.... EBONY.

    • @IceColder
      @IceColder 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i feel you xD

    • @IceColder
      @IceColder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mccarthy5825 yeah.

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      [various Rocky Balboa noises]

    • @gabbyabbott4965
      @gabbyabbott4965 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mccarthy5825 it’s definitely a god tier shit post.

  • @cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197
    @cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    Im sad it seems they'll never do the parts where Enoby and Raven get into a fight and it spills into the narrative.

    • @reloadseven2198
      @reloadseven2198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      Also the "go back in time to fuck Voldemort into submission" arc

    • @Regulith
      @Regulith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      the spelling getting significantly worse during that part is a nice touch

    • @jonal5126
      @jonal5126 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Literally Tara killed Willow (Raven self-insert) and then made Lupin had, uhhh, something with her corpse like, WTF TARA???

    • @Ironbattlemace
      @Ironbattlemace 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@reloadseven2198What the fuck? Oh god I feel like I'm having a stroke.

  • @dombjomb
    @dombjomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4939

    The perfect woman doesn’t exi-
    *T-posing Ebonby slides into frame

    • @emmarounsville1479
      @emmarounsville1479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Replace the shout in Black Panther with Ebonby

    • @UwOtt
      @UwOtt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Also known as Evony, Enoby, Eboby, etc.

    • @oceanshrugs9235
      @oceanshrugs9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Wearing *5 paragraphs of description*

    • @manwithonesub8360
      @manwithonesub8360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      In my opinion the black goth Japanese samurai magic teacher is better

    • @neunleben1358
      @neunleben1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emmarounsville1479 nothing's replaced it was always Ebonby

  • @GuyWithBadHair
    @GuyWithBadHair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1932

    Cant believe Warner Bros. are wasting their time with the Fantastic Beasts films when gold like this exists...

    • @digginaroundmc
      @digginaroundmc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Jack MacGuire imagine this but in film form with a 200 million budget

    • @blazingblight2706
      @blazingblight2706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@digginaroundmc But it has to include the parts like "stop flaming okay" and the dress descriptions.

    • @GuyWithBadHair
      @GuyWithBadHair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@digginaroundmc whoopie goldberg better be cast, racist accent and all!

    • @j.jnerdamy320
      @j.jnerdamy320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @G 22 Most of the money would go into wardrobe and makeup

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the director pauses it half way through and walks on to yell ‘STOP FLAMIN PREP’

  • @rose4961
    @rose4961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Snape grabbing his laundry straight up killed me.

  • @vanillacappuccino5093
    @vanillacappuccino5093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    It’s been like 15 years since I read this and I’ve only just now put together that every time she typed “skull” she meant “school.”
    I don’t know if I’m more mad at myself for not realizing or at the author for writing it

    • @beter21137
      @beter21137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And i was still wondering how a skull can or cannot be gothic, but since this is Inmortal, I just said meh

  • @MemeInsider
    @MemeInsider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3048

    Where did you get your clothes? HOTU-TOPIKU?

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      she note uh prep

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It is hot in topiku

    • @BrickDays
      @BrickDays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just my pants

    • @izrrr4785
      @izrrr4785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      N- nani?! Watashi sekai ichi besto dresser! Not anata!

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@izrrr4785 This comment is the pure embodiment of a weaboo and I am dying laughing! Good job!

  • @horizon5417
    @horizon5417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    So there are 3 kids in an otherwise completely empty classroom, chained up, one of them naked, and Snape's robes are still on fire.
    He covers it up with "I was just teaching."
    Madlad

    • @dramaexterminatus
      @dramaexterminatus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best comment

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought that was Snoop

    • @jackwinterheld4335
      @jackwinterheld4335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Don't forget his pants are off, too.

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      With all the crazy stuff that happened already, his excuses sound reasonable.
      Also, the fires may have started melting the caramel in his pockets - at least he probably smelled nice.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hogwarts had some BDSM classes we didn't know about.

  • @glacialgalaxy
    @glacialgalaxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    “Snoop garbed the caramel” is my favorite sentence in the known universe

  • @TransformersBoss
    @TransformersBoss ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I like how her best idea to stop Voldemort was to go back in time and seduce him. As if heartbreak couldn’t possibly contribute to a villainous backstory

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Logic has no power here

    • @slaturwinters1828
      @slaturwinters1828 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I gasped

    • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well you see, with the power of love, envoy can change Voldemort~

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Should've just fucking shoot him with a desert Eagle as it seems more effective than all spells combined in this universe

    • @xstar4698
      @xstar4698 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      me: JUST GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL HIMMMMM

  • @kmilo7472
    @kmilo7472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2695

    ''ejaculated menacingly'' is something that i would never tought that i'll ever hear, especially from harry potter 11/10 needs more makeup and clothes descriptions

    • @edsidfug207
      @edsidfug207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where?

    • @havingyarr
      @havingyarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      There's a point in the sixth book where Slughorn is surprised by something and it reads "Slughorn ejaculated" after he exclaims something. It's actually grammatically correct in this story.
      BTW That phrase was probably the inspiration for Dirty Potter, if you've ever listened to those.

    • @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63
      @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He's just ejaculating... MENACINGLY!

    • @marianofrommarketing
      @marianofrommarketing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

    • @justelliot4870
      @justelliot4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The best part is that it actually makes sense. 12/10

  • @cometdog6510
    @cometdog6510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2085

    Demonic Japanese Whoopi Goldberg is not what I expected to see when I clicked this video, however I'm immeasurably glad I did.

    • @REDARROW_A_Personal
      @REDARROW_A_Personal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yer She looks like a JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Charicter.

    • @warytrout7551
      @warytrout7551 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thot the bitch was Oprah

  • @hansgerber8654
    @hansgerber8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "'Crosio!' I shitted" really made my day

  • @robbieviddy6509
    @robbieviddy6509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    I love how the censor bleeps happen just before the swear words, doing nothing to actually censor the swear words.

    • @TTOF_JB
      @TTOF_JB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was the one that got me the most. I howled.

  • @J3tr0cks
    @J3tr0cks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4377

    I love how the time travel section is completely cut out and it changes NOTHING.

    • @JessicaGraceWright
      @JessicaGraceWright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      It changes everything! None of this makes sense without that bit! :p

    • @mysterysunfurled
      @mysterysunfurled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      @@JessicaGraceWright None of this makes sense.

    • @JessicaGraceWright
      @JessicaGraceWright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      @@mysterysunfurled That's because they left out the time travel! If there's no orgy during which Tom Riddle suddenly transforms into Voldy, none of this works!

    • @GirReporting4Duty
      @GirReporting4Duty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Oh thank god someone else noticed too, I was watching this in a marathon and was legitimately thinking "wait did I black out from laughing and stupid when they went back in time or something" and then when I tried to scan back I was "okay did I dream that up in a cringe indused fued about Voldemort making out with an owl?"

    • @Fenir8
      @Fenir8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@GirReporting4Duty The part about the owl made me laugh out loud, thank you.

  • @pershingpower9397
    @pershingpower9397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3417

    Whoopi Goldberg as an edgy samurai warrior has been in my nightmares for the last 3 days.

    • @rodrikforrester6989
      @rodrikforrester6989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I thought that was Trelawney?

    • @darthvader9969
      @darthvader9969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Samurai Goldberg doesn't exist, Samurai Goldberg can't hurt you.
      *Samurai Goldberg:*

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@darthvader9969
      my Lord
      Remember that you are my number one robotic gimp suit cyborg goth
      But somehow this takes the cake although you shall always be my first love

    • @GodRabbit90
      @GodRabbit90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I want a full show with only this charcter and you bet your ass I'll fucking watch every second of that!

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GodRabbit90 Disney Plus should get on that!

  • @livein101112
    @livein101112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    its hard to be mad at Vlodemort when I learned he got his hearth borken :(

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I know right who breaks fireplaces?

    • @tombingus3984
      @tombingus3984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@theomnissiah-9120 no one, but somebody is out here borking 'em right up

    • @liberpolo5540
      @liberpolo5540 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Made me laugh way too hard-

  • @NatiiixLP
    @NatiiixLP ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket." is way too funny to be written accidentally.

  • @JessicaGraceWright
    @JessicaGraceWright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3563

    Um...you completely left out the part where she went back in time and met Tom Riddle, bringing him to the future where they had their orgy and he turned into Voldemort. None of this makes sense without those crucial and perfectly logical scenes

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

      "My name's Tom but you can call me Satan. That's my middle nam" he said.

    • @bigman9970
      @bigman9970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Xehanort10 fuck off ahahahaha

    • @raysillygoober
      @raysillygoober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      "i jumped sexily into the pensieve"

    • @ultraprincesskenny6790
      @ultraprincesskenny6790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Morty McFly isn't there D:

    • @mcfeddle
      @mcfeddle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Remember, we're talking about a gothic idiot from the early 2000's.

  • @Anon-rt3fx
    @Anon-rt3fx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    I love how her makeup gets more extreme each time it’s described

    • @SeptimusCreed
      @SeptimusCreed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Anonymous is here! Damn it
      It’s probably because it’s never described whether she removes it in between applications.

    • @quietkilljoy
      @quietkilljoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Mechanism real goths just absorb the makeup into their skin, you would know this if you weren’t a prep.

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@quietkilljoy lol

    • @johnnyblaaze467
      @johnnyblaaze467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This would explain the tears of blood

  • @beegjf455
    @beegjf455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    i cannot believe that i seriously just spent over an hour watching an animated version of a fanfic where the main character of the actual series is only referred to by his actually name like 3 times-

    • @user-wr5zi3kd4z
      @user-wr5zi3kd4z ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Честно говоря кажется я готов пересмотреть это и потратить на это ещё пару часов просто чтобы вновь насладиться этим боже 😭😭😭

  • @Soooshi.
    @Soooshi. ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Is anyone going to talk about how Enoby does everything sexily?
    "I screamed sexily"
    "We went sexily to Potions Class"
    "Beat him up sexily"
    What a great range of vocabulary, Enoby

  • @katir6969
    @katir6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2732

    I am LOSING MY MIND over Japanese-goth Whoopi Goldberg

    • @ellapearl5110
      @ellapearl5110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      she has been slept on

    • @gungnir3926
      @gungnir3926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hysterical

    • @tarotreadingsbysteven8545
      @tarotreadingsbysteven8545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who smelled at me 😂

    • @barnaclejim3119
      @barnaclejim3119 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The fact that it's ONLY BECAUSE she said "Konichiwa", and the joke stuck the entire video LMAO

    • @mikeyjamieson4715
      @mikeyjamieson4715 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "She's da coolest 1990 Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for the role of Oda Mae Brown in Ghost winning teacher ever."

  • @olmogiovannini822
    @olmogiovannini822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4395

    Imagine if the author is extremely good at writing but only trust Raven's opinion and Raven destroyed her passion project intentionally

    • @nekoprankster2184
      @nekoprankster2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

      Now, see, I would be on board with this theory. Unfortunately part of what they cut in this reading is a section where Tara and Raven have a falling out, Tara going so far as to kill the Raven self insert. They make up after a while and the self insert is brought back to life. That does leave a gap where Raven would not be involved in the project.
      Unless, of course, the damage Raven had done to Tara’s IQ and writing ability had already been done by then.

    • @Synchronised01
      @Synchronised01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Theres some evidence that Tara is a troll and was just baiting us all.

    • @CheesyCore
      @CheesyCore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@nekoprankster2184 also those parts where they broke up are the most incoherent and nonsensical parts in the story. you can make up the details of the story and get a coherent picture of the plot in the start, and it definitely deteriorates until the end than its a bit better
      Raven almost undoubtedly proof read the chapters and helped Tara write better

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Raven you fiend

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@liaminator4950 "Crys blud and slits rists" :-)

  • @Jiggerjaw
    @Jiggerjaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Damn, Sorrow didn't have to go so hard on that Japanese voice.
    But I'm glad he did.

  • @Anika0308
    @Anika0308 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    7:27 LMAO I love how Snape casually just walks in and out to get his laundry

    • @beckysloan2414
      @beckysloan2414 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I lost my shit lmao

  • @KAZUMI961
    @KAZUMI961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    Where's the part where Enoby travels back in time and seduces Volxemont???? The ending is too rushed *cries tears of blood and puts on black mini skirt with lace all over it and black spike boots with blood*

    • @wsp233
      @wsp233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Yes exacly!- I ejaculated angrily

    • @fr4225
      @fr4225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Isn't that a Tom Riddle and Hermione Granger fanfic lmao

    • @NoOne-yp8ot
      @NoOne-yp8ot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Don't forget Marty Mcfly is in that scene

    • @mothgrave
      @mothgrave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      if you google it you can read more. there is actually more

    • @fluffyphoenix8082
      @fluffyphoenix8082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That part was one of my favorites and I miss it

  • @yourlocalcryptid3549
    @yourlocalcryptid3549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4495

    i'm just sad they skipped the part where she re-names the character and cusses out raven bc they got into an arguement

    • @annewilsonvarnado7485
      @annewilsonvarnado7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      Alison Trigger yeah, and the time travel part too

    • @Dermetsu
      @Dermetsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Damn bitch you look kawaii.

    • @leef.5752
      @leef.5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      God me fuckin too.

    • @anadragomir9717
      @anadragomir9717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Where is that? I want to see it

    • @Dermetsu
      @Dermetsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      @@anadragomir9717 unfortunately its left out of this video, but in the original text there was a period where they quit being friends and removed Raven from the name, only to add it back in when they made up.

  • @Banuna
    @Banuna ปีที่แล้ว +165

    2:30 I’m home alone and wearing headphones and that knock literally almost took me out. Had to replay it like 5 times to confirm that it wasn’t someone actually at my door…

    • @AnataBakka
      @AnataBakka ปีที่แล้ว +21

      this. i was completely shaken the first time, and even though i knew it was coming after listening the second time, it still managed to shock me. that audio is absurd

    • @ajunabraunschweiger4248
      @ajunabraunschweiger4248 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had the same thing happen, almost had a heart attack

    • @anonymusincognito7956
      @anonymusincognito7956 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He does the same knock in another video, just from the other side and my heart skipped a beat both times

    • @thre3dogg57
      @thre3dogg57 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      SAME

    • @billyte1265
      @billyte1265 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      NGL I was still making sure someone wasn't in my apartment even after I realized it was part of the video. Hard to shake

  • @kb3146
    @kb3146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Snape's laughter kills me everytime.
    Besides, there's so many tiny details! The changing text on Dumbledore's cap, Snape passing by with his laundry during Professor's crystal gazing. Amazing

  • @TigerBears11
    @TigerBears11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Whoever wrote this is either a genius, or the absolute lowest point in human evolution.

    • @three_crows_all_day
      @three_crows_all_day 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I don't know if it was a joke fic or not, and I doubt anyone will really know the truth.....however, I have HEARD that the person who wrote this is now a successful author. It's just hearsay, though, no telling if that's a fact or not

    • @marywilliams6367
      @marywilliams6367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      genius, hands down

    • @jenick7045
      @jenick7045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      why not both

    • @rickhapstley3866
      @rickhapstley3866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yes, apparently, two highschoolers tried to create the worst fanfic ever written. They succeeded.

    • @madermc2979
      @madermc2979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rickhapstley3866 well people have realized there are holes in their story which may prove they weren't the actual writers of the fic

  • @sean137
    @sean137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5513

    I find it funny how slitting ones wrists were a recreational activity in this anime

    • @theunnamedboog3197
      @theunnamedboog3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      :( idk guys might slit my wrists later cause I feel kinda depressed

    • @enderlt7757
      @enderlt7757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@theunnamedboog3197 feeling kinda cute, might slit later

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Also everyone is either a prep or satanist

    • @inolongerusethisaccount4004
      @inolongerusethisaccount4004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      McDonalds ice cream machine is Broke again I might slit my wrists later out of depression :(

    • @maxhasproblems4885
      @maxhasproblems4885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@rooksclown316 as someone currently studying theistic satanism readin this shit was fuckin hILARIOUS

  • @ember2.031
    @ember2.031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "I cried sexily"

  • @youbasictoxicconch
    @youbasictoxicconch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Is no one gonna mention how Draco spent the entire third act naked.

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7372

    It's been 3000 years

    • @Arms.Enthusiast
      @Arms.Enthusiast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Sup RT.

    • @uvaultwolf8111
      @uvaultwolf8111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      *another horrible country roads jk*

    • @puttster7939
      @puttster7939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      How bout killin more of them park visitors

    • @jacobcarignan1
      @jacobcarignan1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      RTGame didn’t expect to see you here

    • @runningfast206
      @runningfast206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      YOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

  • @hank4300
    @hank4300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2415

    Plot Twist: J.K. Rowling wrote this with her alt account

    • @annie_xo
      @annie_xo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Го́пник Hank plot twist: this was the first draft of Twilight... wait, that actually kind of makes sense 🤔🤔🤔

    • @E-0921
      @E-0921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      While shit faced

    • @natinthehat7700
      @natinthehat7700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      probably why she made everyone gay in this

    • @PomegranatePomPom
      @PomegranatePomPom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look into your heart, you'll know the truth !

    • @azerty1933
      @azerty1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually Harry Potter was the alt version

  • @nooblord8591
    @nooblord8591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I'm watching this alone in a dark room and that fucking knock at 2:28 scared the absolute fucking hell out of me. At first I didn't even understand it was coming from the video and thought someone was behind my door. I had to go look around the house because I seriously thought there was somebody else in my home. Holy fuck I swear I have never been as scared in my life.

    • @Reelix
      @Reelix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The surround sound on that knock was out of this world - I looked around my room, then replayed the video just to check that it was actually from the video :|

    • @eviu7220
      @eviu7220 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME HERE,i'm fucking hyperventilating

  • @ilivory974
    @ilivory974 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I still think it's funny that the messages between Ebony and Sirius are just
    "Whatcha thinking about?"
    "IDK like Werewolf stuff I guess"

  • @ChageeyaSarang
    @ChageeyaSarang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    'I said flirtily as I started to sob.'
    That's it. THAT'S THE TUMBLR POST OMFG

  • @jdotleaf
    @jdotleaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3112

    I cant believe they skipped over the whole time travel subplot bc I really wanted to see Tara misspell Sirius' name as "Sodomize"

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Yeah! They missed the iconic Morty McFly crossover too!

    • @ARGHHHHHHHH
      @ARGHHHHHHHH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@theab3957 don’t you mean Mortician McFireCracker? Maybe McDonalds, I’m not sure.

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ARGHHHHHHHH What?! I don't remember those from the original
      Edit: Oh wait. I see what you did there, lol. I am too tired lately

    • @kenneth7671
      @kenneth7671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@theab3957 wait how much stuff did they miss out?

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@kenneth7671 Quite a bit. I'd say about a 6th of the story?

  • @half-trackproductions
    @half-trackproductions ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The fact that there’s a good chance that whoever wrote this is a mother by now is somehow extremely amusing to me

  • @Al_Raune113
    @Al_Raune113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    18:55- And over two years later, we still have no cideo on Tara. Internet Historian is poser prep confirmed.

  • @SoushiBN
    @SoushiBN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3442

    "Suddenly, I fell asleep"
    Wow, Draco must suck.

    • @bezahltersystemtroll5055
      @bezahltersystemtroll5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      isn't it usually the guys that fall alseep immediatly after sex? 😂

    • @imthecoolestguyalive
      @imthecoolestguyalive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Pretty sure that Enoby dID THE SUCKINRGSJSKWKQOOE9D9XOIWO20WW02928JFJJDJSJQIQ9WEOOE1O18W9-

    • @psychonautmaddy7409
      @psychonautmaddy7409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This comment currently has 69 likes...perfect

    • @ViniZiello
      @ViniZiello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Darko*

    • @nightblade68
      @nightblade68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i was thinking more 2 the fact dat he was left with blueball XD

  • @samzilla567
    @samzilla567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Fun fact. My senior English teacher asked students to bring in some reading material as a contest to see if they can beat him at reading it. I brought in a page from My immortals and he was very confused on reading it. We ended the contest in a tie, but in the end, I had a teacher who spent five years at Harvard, smartest guy at the school, read this awful fanfic. I win.

    • @beegchonkers9607
      @beegchonkers9607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      ...and then everyone stood up and cheered?

    • @Booksaremysolace
      @Booksaremysolace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      cheese marbles Sexily, I hope?

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I tip my proverbial hat to you in respect

    • @fyr3st0rm35
      @fyr3st0rm35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We really need to pay teachers more.

    • @Scandal262
      @Scandal262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sounds like a moral victory for you tbh

  • @tombingus3984
    @tombingus3984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love that none of the characters behave anything like they would in the books, and because of their goffik names you could pretty much use this exact story for any franchise. Twilight, the godfather, the Simpsons, the works of Jane austen, South park, the dark tower, etc.
    In fact, switching to a different series might increase coherence, if only slightly.

  • @wienergrimace
    @wienergrimace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    everybody in this fanfic slits they're wrist so much like it's a daily activity

  • @isunktheship
    @isunktheship 5 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    *LAUGHS IN GOTH*

    • @KingOhmni
      @KingOhmni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dammit Shodan will I ever escape you! But seriously. I played the bioshocks but not the system shocks. I completed the second just the other day and now I am attempting the 1st but damn is that UI wonky but at least I have mouselook.

    • @svinjamaria
      @svinjamaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *cries*

    • @isunktheship
      @isunktheship 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KingOhmni I could never get through SS1, but SS2 scared the shit out of me when it came out

    • @KingOhmni
      @KingOhmni 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isunktheship Yeah man, it is definitely more survival horror than the bios and is better for it. Here's to the System Shock remake in 2020. Just think of the memes one could make with SS in 2020 lmao.

    • @Akaryusan
      @Akaryusan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      fake news goths don't experience happiness only unending darkness and torment their parents will never understand.

  • @austinobst8989
    @austinobst8989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    I like how the main character accomplishes nothing but applying more and more eyeliner and edgy clothing

    • @Cricket_moncher
      @Cricket_moncher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      The author never says Ebony undresses (unless Draco and her... DO it), so I like to imagine her just as a glob of fishnets and black lace.

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And fucks vampire and draco lolz

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Cricket_moncher She even gets into the bath fully clothed at one point.

  • @someguy7777
    @someguy7777 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    you know. tara could literally have changed her name and be your younger brother's math teacher and you will never know it

  • @DivaChicluvsCena
    @DivaChicluvsCena ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how it just ends cause the author stopped updating. Leaving this mystery to be forever unsolved and a story unfinished.

  • @donnaquixote7538
    @donnaquixote7538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    I love how "Enoby"'s face becomes the more distorded the more the story progresses. :D

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude I just noticed that

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Her neck disappears

    • @Zwiddo
      @Zwiddo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's part of the protagonist's arc

    • @nuggetboi3462
      @nuggetboi3462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think she gets fatter as well

  • @pablosplinter5530
    @pablosplinter5530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3128

    I love the way they gradually give up with the censoring during this

    • @shocky1022
      @shocky1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I think they just gave up period. Their mental states could not survive the entire reading

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I would have shot myself if I had to endure all three parts in one go. I had to stop a couple of times in the middle of part 1 and two.

    • @larrs665
      @larrs665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      1:22 has the best censor

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@larrs665 Hold up I can't read it what does it SAY

    • @mysterysunfurled
      @mysterysunfurled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@larrs665 wtf does it say?

  • @vegetables1593
    @vegetables1593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The most convoluted part of this entire fanfiction is how Voldemort INSISTS that Ebony must kill Vampire with a gun, despite the numerous amount of times he could have killed him (not to mention, why would he want to kill Vampire when Ebony is the only one with the power to defeat Voldemort?)

  • @johncreed9433
    @johncreed9433 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how both Draco and Snape whip out actual guns rather than using their wands to kill each other

  • @kennykeating5243
    @kennykeating5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    The story sucks but the animation is God tier.

    • @fyr3st0rm35
      @fyr3st0rm35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I really like the part where Harry's name was vampire.

    • @superkitten7560
      @superkitten7560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      11:40 when Snape took out the whips, I f*cking lost it

    • @clover9066
      @clover9066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      What do you mean? This story is *obviously* poetic genius

    • @kennykeating5243
      @kennykeating5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@clover9066 Probably too meta for me to get

    • @sirmilkdud3507
      @sirmilkdud3507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What this is the best piece of literature and needs to be remembered forever

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20762

    I like the part where we ate chips

    • @angryspacemarine1045
      @angryspacemarine1045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

      Then all of the sudden..... "Longdon." Yeah I liked hearing you two munching on chips with reading Bad fan fic, sounded fitting.

    • @jayzell3687
      @jayzell3687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      It felt like a fitting voice acting practice for such quality content as "My Immortal"

    • @egg2482
      @egg2482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      lol sorrow

    • @ihvojd
      @ihvojd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Sorrow TV I know it’s the greatest moment in cinematic history

    • @oneearedrabbitproductions4364
      @oneearedrabbitproductions4364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That was a fucking hilarious part.

  • @bunniboiler1458
    @bunniboiler1458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    this fanfiction is the most perfect example of irony ever to grace humanity. i can’t wait for the day that the world catches up to whatever level this person was on when they made it

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "He went and called some people and did some stuff", I love the part in Deathly Hallows were Dumbledore did the shopping and vacuuming before helping Tara-Ebony defeat Voldemort.

  • @1theinsanity118
    @1theinsanity118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3793

    This anime adaptation cut out a lot of the original manga, I'm quite bummed out.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      The dub was good though.

    • @siriuslyconfused1
      @siriuslyconfused1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I think they had a really revised version of the story, there’s a lot of stuff that I feel like I would remember from the original that I definitely don’t. But it’s all so in the spirit of the original that I might be having a stroke tbh.

    • @bamshablam5977
      @bamshablam5977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Typical weeb comment the manga was better. Lame.

    • @flufi683
      @flufi683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'd love to like this comment, but I can't undo draco and vampire's car platenumber

    • @RileyAMG
      @RileyAMG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@siriuslyconfused1 yeah they cut out the hacked chapter and the entire time travel arc

  • @jnvsxx
    @jnvsxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    i come to this video regularly to maintain my ADHD and schizophrenia

    • @OsirisMawn
      @OsirisMawn ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah dude underated fukkem comment

  • @blakeballinger171
    @blakeballinger171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    10:15 "Snoop laughed meanly." I bout pissed my pants and the shot you guys got of alan for it. Priceless

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4176

    _Only 90's kids remember this show_

    • @mobiusygosh1tp0sts37
      @mobiusygosh1tp0sts37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Taikamuna oh shit it’s a popular Finnish person torilla tavataan

    • @vxrbxie80
      @vxrbxie80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i remember
      im born in 1700

    • @kitzthekat7977
      @kitzthekat7977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont remeber and i was born in 69

    • @phillmyass1862
      @phillmyass1862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was born in 1st of January 2000 do I count?

    • @vxrbxie80
      @vxrbxie80 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL Loram maybe

  • @AngryCareBears
    @AngryCareBears 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    When I saw (3/3) I started to cry tears of blood, feeling my white foundation drip down to my black lips as I read a depressing book.

    • @lynbot2377
      @lynbot2377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@unsubscribedanimation *rists get it rite prep

    • @toomuchspook
      @toomuchspook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      While listening to MCR*

    • @Amod-ui4ji
      @Amod-ui4ji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Evoonii Donut cryy" i slanted eazily

    • @tonysmith5563
      @tonysmith5563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amod 1990 I cRyD SeXiLy***

  • @imaladyboss3259
    @imaladyboss3259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This trilogy is the best thing Ive ever seen in my life
    I can die happy

  • @ackity
    @ackity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i like how one of her last names is literally dementia but nobody talks about it

  • @danem.9402
    @danem.9402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    -I wept silently, a single tear rolling down my face-
    *I sTaRteD tO cRi sEXiLy*

    • @CalebRuiz
      @CalebRuiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ron Swanson *stated to cry

    • @Benzinilinguine
      @Benzinilinguine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      12 year olds and under shouldn't be allowed access to the internet. Real shit man. If it werent for Historian, this would be the most cancerous thing on the internet. Now it's an ironic masterpiece.

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Benzinilinguine It was an ironic masterpiece long before this video was made, but I'm so glad it was.

  • @efu2046
    @efu2046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    I literally watch this series in one sitting. My IQ is reaching an all time low. Give me some more God damn it

    • @silentwolf5368
      @silentwolf5368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hahaha all time low geddit

    • @JessicaGraceWright
      @JessicaGraceWright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You think you have it bad? I read the fanfiction twice!

    • @vectorequinox6202
      @vectorequinox6202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@JessicaGraceWright How can you maintain your grip on reality after that?

    • @JessicaGraceWright
      @JessicaGraceWright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@vectorequinox6202 I'm a writer. A grip on reality isn't really a priority

    • @ultravioletreeper7630
      @ultravioletreeper7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @sorar1kukira
    @sorar1kukira ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:25 From this point forward, I'm going to make it a point to yell "Crosio!" when taking a dump.

  • @J64Gamer64
    @J64Gamer64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Every English teacher having a stroke reading this fan fiction.

  • @DeModify
    @DeModify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    When I realized this would be the final instalment...
    I bust into tears.

    • @piroshi3rd
      @piroshi3rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      cried sexally*

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Tears of blood

    • @dust0614
      @dust0614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tears of blood i hope

    • @zinc333
      @zinc333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I brusted into b'loody santaitc terz that poord down my paletttee feces

    • @digestiveissue7710
      @digestiveissue7710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I slit my wristz

  • @ayylmaotv
    @ayylmaotv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    So this is the final harry potter book that jk rowling was hiding

    • @MarshallLeeA
      @MarshallLeeA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jk

    • @June28July
      @June28July 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's bloody brilliant!

    • @zombievac
      @zombievac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No, you can definitely tell it’s a fake. The symbolism and depth of the prose is just too 19th century and brilliant to conceivably be Just Kidding Rowling

  • @2crazyvideomonkeys
    @2crazyvideomonkeys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I was actually intrigued when there was a double Snape, like who was the real Snape? Too bad it was just a glossed over mistake.

  • @yourresume373
    @yourresume373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    9:08 spock getting beamed up into the enterprise killed me

  • @sn1pertoaster
    @sn1pertoaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1669

    The phrase "Snoop garbed the carmel" is soo underrated .
    Fangz 2 Raven 4 da help

    • @lj-wp3sf
      @lj-wp3sf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      When he reaches into his pocket for the stones later the caramels fall out.

    • @mitchellhalvorson9719
      @mitchellhalvorson9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to stop watching for a minite i was laughing so hard

    • @vulkanprimarchofhugs7024
      @vulkanprimarchofhugs7024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      toaster.....there is a adeptus mechanicus behind you oh no he has air pods in his ears he cant hear me

  • @reloadpsi
    @reloadpsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    7:27 I have no idea why Snape is doing his laundry in the background but I absolutely love it.

  • @ihavetwofaces
    @ihavetwofaces 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Years later and I still can't figure out why Snape was doing his laundry when Enoby was hearing the perdition and getting the Time Toner.

  • @jacksonmnl7901
    @jacksonmnl7901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2263

    Why does it have too much detail, yet not enough detail?

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      It's the special talent of bad fanfic to somehow make all the bad decisions, even the bad decisions that should technically contradict each other.

    • @miratparmar6779
      @miratparmar6779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      There are details, but in the wrong places

    • @katrina6984
      @katrina6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      it's purple prose but absolutely disgusting

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yeah, we don't even know what color the lace on her second dress was :(

    • @hansgerber8654
      @hansgerber8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      what else do you need to know except what everyone is wearing? Are you a prep or something?

  • @biscuitstix_
    @biscuitstix_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

    Whoopi Goldberg as an edgy samurai warrior is either the most horrifying or the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

    • @lastfullast8819
      @lastfullast8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Why not both?

    • @biscuitstix_
      @biscuitstix_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@lastfullast8819 Very true, my good sir

    • @MadplumMadplum
      @MadplumMadplum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looked like Lil Wayne at one point

    • @jonathanozik5442
      @jonathanozik5442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because in Japanese the word "sugoi" can mean either "amazing" or "horrifying".

  • @griffinq8003
    @griffinq8003 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Professor Sinister has got to be the greatest rendition of a fan fiction I have ever seen, i can't stop laughing

  • @SwitcherooU
    @SwitcherooU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Hung like a stallone" is a giveaway. It's too funny to be written sincerely. It has to be a goof.

    • @dusk4974
      @dusk4974 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You'd be surprised the stuff teenage girls write as a serious story. Source; I once write a genuinely serious crossover fanfiction of Warriors (the cats) and transformers, with insert characters and magic. The Holy Text is DEFINITELY real. Just got those teenage girl vibes

  • @ao9688
    @ao9688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    I cant believe J.K. Rowling ripped off this masterpiece

  • @bobsmith8510
    @bobsmith8510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    I’m watching gothically

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahhaah I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! But I am the cool TH-camr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dearbob smith

    • @bryede
      @bryede 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm watching sexily

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *goffikly

    • @fluffy-hellhound
      @fluffy-hellhound 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he sad in gofic voice...

  • @cong6072
    @cong6072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "She peered into da balls."
    -Internet Historian, 2019

  • @jumnei5159
    @jumnei5159 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    15:15I love how he had the mask for no reason whatsoever and immediately removed it

  • @raviolibirb8009
    @raviolibirb8009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    I died when Snape just casually walking into the laundry room to get the laundry done while japanese sinister and enoby were talking

  • @TheVolgun
    @TheVolgun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2523

    A complete voice acting masterclass. Teach me. Pls.

    • @roshanpatel7340
      @roshanpatel7340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      TheVolgun that probably means a lot from someone like you

    • @6e23
      @6e23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You're one to talk, teacher!

    • @SergeantStark
      @SergeantStark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just do what Sorrow did and pronounce everything in weeb. It just works.

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      SCP666 - OBJET CLASS: REALLY SCRAY!!

    • @Arallos
      @Arallos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@InternetHistorian The whereabouts of SCP666 are currently unknown, MTF: PREPZ has been tasked with locating and containing SCP666.

  • @ariahazelwood3842
    @ariahazelwood3842 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    12:40 - 12:55 the editing made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed myself 😭

  • @StCerberusEngel
    @StCerberusEngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Suddenly an idea I had." needs to be on a t-shirt.

  • @ultra_greatsword
    @ultra_greatsword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    "Suddenly, I fell asleep"
    Draco's stroke game is unmatched, knocked her out like NyQuil

    • @mysteriouskenzie4412
      @mysteriouskenzie4412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      if you only knew how passively they were kissing, you would understand she just really needed to go to sleep

    • @liev_x
      @liev_x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      In the great words of the wizard Ice Cube, "my wand runs deep, so deep, so deep, put her ass to sleep."

    • @therabbit555
      @therabbit555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Draco even just acted like it was normal

    • @theunnamedboog3197
      @theunnamedboog3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Knocked her UP like NyQuil