D&D Story: Playing with a 10 YEAR OLD DM...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 เม.ย. 2020
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She's gonna' look back on these sessions one day, and every fiber of her being will cringe.
But for now she's not yet
I'm actually shocked that she not only is perfectly fine with her campaigns being posted on the internet for all to see, but she's actually happy about it.
Not gonna lie, I respect that. You go girl.
we need fma into dnd now tho
I would damn well hope so. I'm getting second hand cringe just from watching.
And I hope that Blaine gets her reaction recorded for us to see
"Roll a 3 or you die"
"Oh nooo,I don't want my character to dieee!!"
"Oh-no,not like that,I mean,you die in real life"
Hi
Go
To
Hamburg
Dogoril
"An archpriest who can create life out of nothing"
Me - oh my god it's gonna be fullmetal alchemist
That mochi fudger
The second i saw the fake philosophers stone on that drawing I started wheezing and when I saw the military uniforms I knew what was going on xD
It was just "Priest" and I was like "ayup fullmetal bastardry then huh"
@@zoeprice6697 I heard create anything out of nothing
Dio Brando oh hi dio-
Just wait until she gets into JoJos Bizarre Adventure, Then your going to have a great Campaign
Unless It’s Part 6
KingPengu or part 1 or part 2 or part 3 or part 4 or part 5 or part 7
Or the Ergon Inheritance series.
I have morioh in my campaign xD
wonder what THAT will turn out to be, either part 1/2 or part 3 onward
"an elephant BUILDS a staircase and out of ICE in a desert..."
everyone: visible confusion
It gets cold at night
You mean, the desert elephants in _your_ world don't build with ice?
Oh your from dimension 682, you wouldn't understand the lack of elephants that build with ice in the dimension I reside in.
@@Solesteam *692
magic~
Ever notice how the liches never know clone. Just imagine, you finally defeat the lich as he is slowly turning to dust. You grab his soul in a box and destroy it as he releases a loud death cry. And in town you meet this young wizard who needs to get to this ruin. You walk. Fight some undead, then when you get there. 20 demiplanes full of heavily armor skeletons come out as this wizards just walks right past. Sits on the throne in the center of the ruins then says "checkmate". then you cry as this God king steps on your face.
great storyteller I’m saving this for a possible dnd campaign
Not too sure how'd this work, wouldn't the clone's existence mess up the ritual to become a lich? Imagine doing unspeakable acts, then drank a weird poisonous potion, all to become a Lich, but then you just wake up as a clone you forgot about.
@@franciscoalejandro7567 yea. Since there soul goes to the clone, he could be a young child to a old man and destroy you knowing how to become a lich again. It's like making yourself even stronger and able to hide if needed to take over the world again. Reincarnation wish glyph of warding with clone is vile and a awsome concept
@@franciscoalejandro7567 more so trivialize the process because think about it why go through the evil acts of becoming a lich when you can just come back as a baby clone and live forever that way. Wait, with this really anyone powerful enough can become immortal right? So why don't royalty do this so they can rule forever?
@@sox9445 Clone can't keep you from dying of natural causes, it serves as a backup if you get killed, but if you ever died of old age, that clone will just remain inert.
You know, I blame me and you for my party's characters getting KOed every second session because I was foolish enough to show my DM your videos and he may or may not have found the "Movement against the golem" video a tad too amusing. I swear, the amount of times I got 6d6 blasted in my face because I was 5 feet too far away is...
We all get our inspiration from somewhere, sorry that my content leans more towards 'player torturing' xD
@@BlaineSimple yep we do. I'm running a homebrew campaign right now, with the main antagonist ao far being a balor trying to destroy an underground kobold city to make room for a demon base in the material plane, who also made deals with mind flayers, duergar, drow, and orcs. Got inspiration from the balrog scene in Lord of the Rings in the end of one of my sessions and changed some stuff in it (no one got fire whipped of course). Obviously, my entire campaign wasn't based on LOTR, and it was just that one part that got some inspiration.
@@Gloom_Shroom_Gaming oh got you. So some poor soul did get whipped
@@newlegend2402 nope. No one did
@@Gloom_Shroom_Gaming I see. I bet no one must have not like that
As a newbie DM, I think I'm going to take a few pages out of your sister's book and have my players face a 300 IQ Elephant
hahaha
The elephant was the BBGE all along.
what about 300 Intelligent Quails hiding in the shape of an Elephant?
@@CorvusCorone68 that's fuckin amazing. If I ever dm I'm throwing a mass of quails that disguise themselves as various animals
We once found a pen and paper roleplay game in a basement. At that time, we took turns at being the DM. The youngest one of us (I think ten years at that time) is still infamous for telling crazy stories while giving you everything you ask for.
Blaine: The elephant was last seen in the courtyard.
Me: ha, kind of like the the elephant in that detective book my dad would read me...
Blaine: And he had escaped by stacking ice cubes on each other...
Me: WAIT ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE
What book was this?
BIG MAX FOREVER!!!!!!
@@stephalloplayz Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
Idk why, but I thought the elephant one had some potential. I mean, imagine if it had ice magic, and _that’s_ how it escaped. And the separate trails? Going back to a location following your first set of footprints is a legitimate strategy, if the elephant could cast magic then it seems logical to assume it could do that. I do think the story could use some more combat, and just having it come back without even escorting it is kinda missed potential. Still, she’s doing good considering her first game was memes.
I remember using my thaughmaturgy one time to melt some chunks of magical ice. If I hadn't been a tiefling, then no one would have been able to melt it. That magical ice idea is great. Yeah, it's ok to get inspiration from picture books, but you shouldn't just copy it essentially.
I like how the characters are continuously getting less and less detailed. By my estimation your next session will feature non-descript blobs and the one after that you will all be playing a presence as in the subtle implication that someone is in fact there.
would never judge a man role-playing as a little girl.....😜
Phew! Not the only one.
It called roleplaying you can be who ever you what
Yet eveyone seems to be super pissed when the man rolls up a female
@@BlaineSimple yeah ive been a loli in like 12 campaigns no shame
I’m dead 😂 😂 😂 this little girl is gonna be 20 with over a decade of DM experience
"I wanna do a backflip."
DM: Make an acrobatics check.
"Ok."
DM: If you fail, you *DIE.*
"That escalated quickly."
Well technically irl if you do it badly enough you CAN die
@@math_plant Well technically irl if you do anything badly enough you CAN die
(breathes wrong)
@@WaterDoesGaming very true
@@math_plant *crit fails at typing
*breaks both hands
@@WaterDoesGaming Rolled a 1
So, one thing I tended to do is to create a campaign starting similar to a pre-existing story then have the campaign spiral off from there effectively taking the starting point then turning it into a completely different story all together due to player actions and changes to the story I made myself.
Thats what I'm going to do this christmas.
His ten-year-old DM video was the first video of his I ever saw
When I first heard about the escaped elephant, I was actually reminded of a children's book I had read many years ago. Now I understand why :)
This reminds me my first D&D adventure that I DMed.
Story Time:
The party consisting of a Fighter (Bob), a Rogue (Jeff), and a Wizard (Wizard Insane, or WI)
The three players, all lvl 1, strode into town. The guards stopped them and asked their names and business.
*What the DM wanted them to do: Roll charisma to make the guards let them in*
What they actually did:
Bob stated his name and business but Jeff and WI refused to do so. Because of this, the guard shot them.
They dodged the arrows and murdered the guards. Word got around quickly and soon the king/mayor/ruler of the town's army was out and fighting.
There was a long open stretch from the gates the players had breached to the open doors of the kings castle. Troops poured out in a line and got ready to attack.
*DM is now frantically scrambling to create stats and a plan for how this will go*
Jeff decided it would a great idea to take his clothes off and defecate on the ground. As the troops line up, Jeff asks Bob for some oil and Bob says no. They have a petty squabble that ended in both of them getting oil spawned in by the DM. Jeff lights his poop on fire and dips his arrows in it, shooting flaming poo arrows for extra damage. WI eventually casts ray of frost, causing several waves of troops to slip and fall.
Eventually the group is challenged to a duel by the king and his knight. Jeff, Bob, and WI line up to fight KI and KN They had an extended duel where they killed the king first, lit several sections of the area on fire and just as they were all about to burn, WI throws a stone knife (trinket) he had for 1d4 damage and it killed the knight.
With the power of flaming poo arrows and improvised knives, the three terrorists accidentally destroyed the town.
(keep in mind we were all like 9 or 10 when we did this so it was the funniest thing in the world to us.)
How I thought this was going to go:
Party walks into town to get geared up for adventure. They buys some stuff and walk out, and then go fight some orcs/goblins or something in the forest. Typical pulp fantasy. (reality: HAHAHA NOPE)
THATS THE MOST FUNNIEST S**T IVE EVER SEEN 😂😭😭😂😂
THE PWRT I LAUGHED THE MOST IS THE FLAMING POOO😂😭😂😂😭😂😂😭
Imagine being in a world where 2 killer clowns aren't the scariest scenarios
But rather a pun making skeleton and a meme orge t posing and forcing you to do things revolving a kids game
Thank god we dont live in that world
...
Right
It’s actually really awesome that you’re letting your sister try like that with you guys! As a new DM myself i wish my family would invest time into my campaigns so I could gain experience.
Hey. She is 10 and made a fma campaign. Be proud of her
Hey you must buy your sister D&D A Young Adventurer's Guide. It's 4 book's for kids and D&D players
"There was a priest that could make anything from nothing"
Me and my sister: *HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!* 😳😳
Laughing my ass offXD
Not even 2 minutes in!!
*roll a D6*
Keep up the good work XD
Never have I seen someone fully type out lmao
@@Jonnell01 now you have lol
First time for everything
6:28 Your sister has learned one of the most important DMing lessons: Steal from everything to make your games.
7:00 Sounds like you had a lot of fun.
Yes part two here we goooooo!!!!
a powerful DM
This was great to watch! Keep us posted on her gaming progress, please! it is so entertaining!!! My little one is around the same age and a few of my friends humor her and let her DM for them once in awhile. It is always hilarious to listen to from afar. She has a blast and it has boosted her confidence and creativity TONS!!!!
Anime title: “My little sister CAN’T be our DM!?”
I'm teaching my daughter how to DM so that one day I can have some funny stories like this.
Now this is again an amazing video to forget about my homework thank you
Ok but the best campaigns are the ones where you realize that something doesn’t work right so you improvise and panic a bit and then your players say something and then you just kinda roll with it and after that they tell you that it was an amazing session and your just like :D
The title gave me a heart attack
I searched "Homestuck" and found this. The internet is weird.
Honestly, most of these sound like they were still a blast to play! It's such an inspiration to be more willing to go outside of the box.
Does she play in your games as a player? Learning by observing is key.
Also, the "build a staircase out of ice in the desert" thing sounds like she was being clever. Of course that means it would be inobvious how it escaped! The ice melted, you see! Not even every adult thinks through their clever plans from the beginning once they have that "aha" moment.
Have you considered trying to help her design a one-shot? Sit down with her, spend time going over her ideas, asking her questions about why things are as they are, and helping her learn the mechanics?
but.. the ice idea was ripped straight from a book.
@@JamiesiPyro Okay, so the book was being clever. My point was more that stopping to think where the ice CAME from in sufficient quantity to build a staircase is probably not something that a children's book - or a DM who stopped with "ooh, that's clever" - is not necessarily something to be surprised didn't happen.
Child DM: *Doesn't use Players hand book*
Me: Confused Screaming
But seriously, I would at least read part 1 of the PHB to get n idea of what to do. At least the parts relevant to your character.
Eventual this ship.gonna sink from the amount of people on it
Please reserve me a life boat
Love ur vids have been subscriber for years
Yes I know you joined 2019.
@@josiahkey4929 I was just about to say lol
You know you're playing with a good dm when you question that if a giant yeti will appear
Wow FMA not FMAB most people watch FMAB
*They watched both*
How were you here 18 hours ago???
@@callmefried544 Patreon members get to watch early ;)
Which is weird because FMA is better
@@corbinbarron8772 Thems fighting words
on the one hand, early adoption can lead to mastery, on the other, without critique, growth comes slower. I think instead of giving your sis full reign, you should have worked with her to build the story with players in mind: she gives the concept, you expand it into something playable.
Waiting for re:zero in D an D
Same
Yeah me too. Along with soul eater in dnd.
@@dannysangree6304 soul eater is clearly a show staring mostly warlocks and there pack weapons. There are the witches, death, and Stein that are different mind you. Stein has a few level in wizard for necromancer stuff, each witch has there own stick, but Medusa most defiantly has levels in druid. And then there death. He complicated, considering he blinded his soul to the city itself, and that he kinda the one who giving the kids there power (at least, that what my interpretation of the powers are). So I guess Warlock, just to such a high level he became the spreader of power instead of receiver. Also, props to Crona for taking the whole binding weapon 1 step further and absorbing it (this is a joke btw. that backstory is so messed up).
@@dancorps1388 you are right, cronas backstory is messed up.
@@dancorps1388 I will have to say that they resemble Paladin's/warlocks. With black star and Stein knowing shocking grasp.
I enjoy that having this play while I was cleaning my room I knew immediately that the one was a FMA based one
Sans and shrek are my favorite part of the random encounter table
Man these videos are hilarious
When I heard "And if you roll a 3 or lower... YOU DIE." I nearly died myself.
I love these videos, please keep making them
6:45
As soon as you started talking about an Archpriest with the power to make anything out of nothing with a "Magic ring" immediately made me think of Full metal Alchemist.
if your sister starts watching jojo then your gonna have a bizarre adventure be ready for stand arrows,spirits with powers, and JOJO REFERENCES
I dunno if someone said this already but she's just a chaotic evil dm
Heck yea, been waiting for this
She is awsome. Great video! I would love a part 3.
Bro, not even going to lie, I'm almost 20, and I've been working on making overlord in dnd for the past 2 years, and dear god its going to suck if my players try to fight the wrong people
Knowing what goes down in the show, I can tell lol
Good content!
cant wait to see what she dose with a bigger game.
There was one detail you forgot to mention in the last video
Blind people don't have hands
* attempts backflip *
* painful Oof noises *
Well, out of all the things to get turned into a dnd campaign, fullmetal alchemist is actually a pretty good one. I could easily see a campaign with custom classes set in it's world.
This is my first time watching one of this youtuber's videos, and I fell in love at 5:09
I recommend you teach her about upgrade orbs. I have seen crazy combos of orbs, self application, and application to magic items. Things went nuts. Vaccum lightsaber and randomagic boom halberd
This child has inspired me to make a campaign for my family, spent 3 hours alone making there characters
edit: We just finished, My dad is never gonna play again, My mom and my sister say they will play another campaign if its not a one shot!
3 hours on just the characters? Did you play 4th edition?
@@goldenspiral6008 nope, it's just that I had to explain each and every race, class, background, attribute and anything else to each person separately because I wanted to get to playing as soon as possible and couldn't find two times that everyone would be ready to play
@@TheDiamondBrosTDB Oh, that explains a lot.
Even weird little stories like these certainly spark ideas for me; now I just need the confidence to actually look into GMing.
For example, the elephant one shot was cute, but my first thought for if I were running a similar premise: the party finds the elephant, only to discover that he had been turned into a Loxodon. Awakened by the transformation too: might be willing to return to the palace, but not as a pet.
I’m 12 and I binged all of the rule but my dad only ever plays for 10 mins
LOL, i knew about it being full metal alchemist as soon as the life from nothing thing was told
I just gave the last week my players a one shot of KAMEN RIDER in D&D. Its was freaking epic and they were all basically OC riders linked to oficial universes who fought in very funny situation and make the most crazy ass fights.
5:38 Usinbg ice was actually smart, because it will quickly melt living no evidence of there ever baing a staircase there.
The ice stairs are actually genius! If you would have taken a little longer to find it, it would have melted completely and you'd have no idea what happened!
When you've never been a dm but you actually know how to be a decent one because during all of your school break periods you continued reading the entire 5e DM guide and monster manuel as well as the player handbook
Nice use of the liveing toumb stone in the background
I just really like the design of "water" animator`s character
Well... i know its very clear what someone haves to give her for a future birthday gift... THE ACTUAL PHB of D&D and see if she can come up with something that make the tomb of horrors seems like a handicaped obstacle course
i would be so annoyed if i had to roll a d6 for that check u have a lot of patient bro lmao
And not the fact that something as simple as a backflip would kill you if you got a low roll?
45 seconds in, we've already asked "Is this legal?!"
I can't wait for the other shoe to drop.
EDIT:
Li'l sis did NOT disappoint!
As soon as he said arc priest that can creat things from nothink I new it was full metal alchemist
Actually, I find her inspiring. I've played on and off for decades but always felt absolutely intimidated by the DM's Ive had to ever consider trying for the usual fear of failure. That she could design a workable, albeit utterly unorthodox, quest to while away some time just having fun, is confidence building for me. Thanks for sharing....loved the wolf howls from that other video...too cute!!!
everyone else falls flat
Blaine Simple falls with a chair to show dominance
Imagine that your sis was a meta DM... Or if she knew what its a war campaing.
This is so wholesome.
I think it's quite inspiring to know that your campain doesn't need to be perfect to have fun.
Give her Frank Herbert's Dune and then she will have some ideas. Give her when she has 13 years.
So trying to befriend the natives after some obese jerk ambushed your house and probably an evil emperor might be behind your house’s demise as well.
Think if Targaryen (but Persian due to being “king of kings”) sponsored a Red Wedding with Lannister, who are actually not as powerful but definitely bought their title with industrialist wealth (the novel stated that Harkonnen were merchants who were only recently inducted into aristocracy).
Shi I was about to comment the fact that it was a children's book. neat fact. It was just a normal king and the wall had a hill going up the other side making it possible for the elephant to escape
Your sister being happy that you animated her one shots despite how critical you were was so wholesome
D&D + Fullmetal Alchemist?
That fricking awesome!
I totally support the use of a Fullmetal Alchemist plotline for D&D, they’re probably my two biggest obsessions. But Cornello?! Of all the things, Cornello?!
Mate I just noticed we are still on a boat...
ITS BEEN LIKE A *YEAR*
I think it's great that your sister learns to DM at this age, I think she will learn a lot from this experience
I just realized how you and mah dry bread sound similar
For the 100k special I’m hoping to finally see your Rem body pillow in video
I'll find the perfect place to hide her
I LOVE PUFFIN FOREST!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MENTIONING HIM!!!!!!
"Are you absoloutely sure you want to aim for the tree?"
cant wait for the next part
Lol as soon as you said there was a priest with the power to create life out of nothing, I was like "Fullmetal Alchemist?" xD
7:00 "wait a second this is a plot of full metal alchemist" - the guy who made anime into dnd book
Ur channel is underrated
This is kinda dark I love it
1:09 Damn. I wanted to read that. Only read half of it
6:51 I was just by "probably F-" (sees ring) "def-" (sees pidgeon. Pauses. Goes to comment section) "Calling it" (writes the above and this) "That is most certainly episode one of Fullmetal Alchemist. Calling it now".
Lol. Good stories man!
6:45 hhhmm a story about a preast making stuff out of nothing and people worshipping them, sounds familiar *cough cough* full metal alchemist *cough*
Blaine Simple rolls a new character for one shot.
FBI comes busting through the door.