Self proclaimed Crime Commando the one and fucking only Mark Brandon Chopper Read! 100% pure quill fella. Salutes from London. He makes me smile RIP Chops.
@@geofflongford2008 One i aint your bruv , you American slang wannabee. 12 jails including Dartmoor-Barlinnie-Belmarsh to name a few and 40 years in a criminal family born into it. Sure as fuck am, and had no fucking choice . So be respectful. You have no clue who people are.
@@rwilko9525 I know Paul Ferris has done great out his writing. and tried before to get Blake to do it, my Mother died 28 years on narco traffic warrant and 5 brothers. All true, i could write at least 4. BTW i also done stand up 15 years about crime.
@ broomeblocker i recon hes saying when the cops come to your house and you offer them a biscuit, they will come back if you give them good biscuits (chocolate). so from now on, hell only give them shit biccies
this guy is a natural comedian
Classic chopper, "Anyone been stuck by a walking stick lately? No ovcourse not" therefore he is not guilty
"It wasn't me. It was that other earless fella."
Good on ya Chopper.
Don't let em get your tim tams.
pippaknuckle are you still alive?
love how he skolls his lemonade
I wish Chopper was still around today to make sense about all this COVID-19 lockdown nonsense!!
RIP CHOPPER
Chopper Reid, he never let them fence him in. One of a kind Aussie legend.
Well... He spent 23 years "fenced in".
Certainly not a legend, more of a common criminal.
You are missed RIP Chop
He would break Apex and those Sudani wannabes over his knee n' LARF
I tried to tell chopper about his way's but it fell on deaf ears.
Shit joke 👎
..it's because we dont have any proper hero's..like hulk hogan or o.j. simpson.
Police love a chocolate biscuit, They will return.
Rest in peace Chop
"Bewildered", lol. Big Mark, always notorious as f.
And he can’t even spell! They must hate his guts!
he took bolt cutters too sub humans:::::
Machine Gun Nest
he was born in new zealand
He was born in Melbourne dipshit!
He was born in Melbourne.. His father was born in New Zealand.
@@DatBxtchJ4y who cares anymore? Just a dumpshit criminal.....u wannabes piss me off/
@@Tommyblueeyes you spelt "dumbshit" wrong
@@rwilko9525 And you spelled "Spelled" Wrong
Self proclaimed Crime Commando the one and fucking only Mark Brandon Chopper Read! 100% pure quill fella. Salutes from London. He makes me smile RIP Chops.
Aren't you all gangster bruv.
Well I'm terry tibbs and I tell you he was great man....a lovely guy yeah
@@geofflongford2008 One i aint your bruv , you American slang wannabee. 12 jails including Dartmoor-Barlinnie-Belmarsh to name a few and 40 years in a criminal family born into it. Sure as fuck am, and had no fucking choice . So be respectful. You have no clue who people are.
@@delstrain8590 waiting for your book
@@rwilko9525 I know Paul Ferris has done great out his writing. and tried before to get Blake to do it, my Mother died 28 years on narco traffic warrant and 5 brothers. All true, i could write at least 4. BTW i also done stand up 15 years about crime.
Never give a cop a tim tam the big teddy bears.
Grammar
@@rwilko9525 Me grandma would give 'em nothin either.
Chopper "Read"
His calling coppers gay. Hence the tim tam. Use your imagination.
its a gangsta saying for
they want find jack.
Chopper was always a funny man
Guys a legend ✌
*Was*
@@colinl9018 a shit talking flog who couldn't lie straight in bed...
@@colinl9018 Always
@@chrislonergan9358 Did you share a cell with him?
Now I see where all the criminals from the early colonies end up in
@ broomeblocker
i recon hes saying when the cops come to your house and you offer them a biscuit, they will come back if you give them good biscuits (chocolate). so from now on, hell only give them shit biccies
Copping it sweet.
It is good when ppl get all fired up isint it!!
I soo wish Tarantino had optioned to make CHOPPER. He loves Aussie exploitation films and would've made a corker.
Chopper was a classic
@AvengefulAngel sorry I didn't know Beveridge in Victoria wasn't apart of Australia
Bloke was a one off
hows the biscuit rant at the end, VALE Chop
Now to get real work
@AvengefulAngel his dad mum sister were Irish, but him and his brothers were born here in Australia
I like how the narrator pronounces "beer" at
:15
He says "bee-ya".
That's how we say it
unlce CHOPPER
Amazing. Anyone else people would scream deport them lol. All the bogans usually
chopper was 1 funny fucker..😂
@elvisisdead26 seeing as ned kelly was irish lol
i wish all tough guys in the world could see this guy
The modecate rock
RIP
You gotta love uncle chop chop. RIP
Chop chop.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼rip God bless 😢🙏🙏😅😅😅😅
@elvisisdead26 chopper is tasmanian
farmerricho no mate. Born in my town. Stayed in Tassie cos of the lax pre1996 gun laws.
Even with his surname shown spelled correctly you still fuck it up. Amazing.
@5haiHulud and..... now you know something you didn't. Im doing a lecture on how to finish sentences next week. you should attend.
all hail muad dib
@elvisisdead26 coming from an americanT.i wont say any more
😀
O chopper lol
hahaha
Mark "Chopper" Read***
Hahahahahahahah
Fckng Legend ...