I should add the dude who uploaded added some pretty gr8 small edits, so thanks to him for that. I've definitely improved my thumbnail game since then, i made this vid like 2 months ago lol
If there would be 3 places in Germany that made poutine, then that would be their selling point so they would be surely advertising them, resulting in its apperance on Google or Google Maps.
These fuckbois are so busy coming up with versions of this for multiple foods that they don't realize making ONE app where you could search for really specific criteria for ANY food might actually be good "Find me a place that has burgers with toasted buns and thick patties, crispy shoestring fries, and chocolate shakes served in 50s style glass milkshake cups"
I'm gonna be 1000% real right now, this could actually be a good idea if it was more than just poutine. A lot of stuff is gonna get tagged in google maps but a lot of stuff isn't, too.
I get what malf means, its like a word of mouth thing. Steps: 1. People eat at restaurant 2. If restaurant has poutine add it to the list. 3. Open up app, find poutine 4. Eat that shit
The fundamental problem with Poutineer is that it requires user-input to actually find all of the niche poutine locations worldwide, but how do you get users to input data if the initial product doesn't do anything that Google doesn't already do?
There's a diner in my city that sells Poutine with Bacon, Breakfast Sausage, Ham, Hot Sauce and an Egg. It's fantastic, but you feel like you're going to die after you eat it.
We have this kinda in the UK, through Hungry House and Just Eat, they dont have Poutine specifically but you can sort it down to American based restaurants.
i think he's got to go full ham and make it a Poutine Lifestyle site, only half jokingly. like more than simply calling up places that serve fries and asking them if customers can order a side of gravy... have like recipes, reviews, and a dating/meetup function. Poutine based social site. otherwise people will just be disappointed.
As a Quebecer I feel so bad for people who can't easily get poutine. I can walk away from my house in any direction for two minutes and walk past a thousand poutine-selling restaurants lmao
I am curious as to whether the app can navigate me to the poutine serving establishment or if I need to open google maps and search for the restaurant discovered using Poutine Maps?
Googled "Poutine Near me" and google suggested i travel 1700 miles to Liverpool or 4000 miles to Toronto to get some poutine. I know theres at least one place within 40 miles that serves poutine but google cant be trusted #GiveUsPoutineer
Hey just curious, do you run ads on these videos. Not judging either way since it must be a lot of work to edit all this stuff but just genuinely curious if you monetize.
comments are basically split in 2, the people that can find poutine easy and they think the idea is stupid, and people that when they look up poutine google just sends you to the nearest airport to fly to Canada ( I think a Poutine map would be awesome)
There is No info about poutine in Denmark on Google, i think MALF's idea is brilliant. Not all people are so fortunate to live in a poutine rich environment.
ok I have made it so you can contribute subtitles here th-cam.com/users/timedtext_cs_panel?c=UCqHn-6CvuGzUijbWmWPDuvw&tab=2 but it only shows the newest vids so if you don't want one captioned then you can just tell me which vids in a reply.
I agree tell me the Type of french fries If they presoak their french fries And the temperature their cooked at (Do i have any fellow 2017 gat doers in the chat)
People who google *insert country name* poutine, find no results and then ask for for poutineer just don't fucking know how to use Google. Or I mean your country might not sell niche Canadian food.
this is my first edit for this channel, give me some feedback!
Video is 10/10, the only flaw I can think of is the thumbnail having some small letters I cant read.
I should add the dude who uploaded added some pretty gr8 small edits, so thanks to him for that.
I've definitely improved my thumbnail game since then, i made this vid like 2 months ago lol
Nice edit! appreciated the extra memes and rob
Thanks! lionRobert
★★★☆☆ I thought it was okay
I didn't know what a Poutine was so I googled it and some locations that have it showed up... damn MALF
PoutiNieR: Sexy androids covered in gravy and cheese curds.
Ceaseless Greed stop
You somehow made the idea even worse.
_Stop, I can only get so erect._
dont tell malf but poutineer is the worst idea malf has ever had and he sat on camera and ate 50 chicken nuggets
I was going to like this comment but, you know. the ratio.
One of the best NLSS segments in recent memory
It's not that recent dude.
That thumbnail is perfect.
Poutineer
Poutinear.
I just searched "Poutine Austria" and found no reliable results... Poutineer here we come!
If you happen to have a Cafe 63 franchise near you, you'll find it on the menu
Kachter Maybe you should try searching "Poutine resturaunts in Austria" 🤔
They sell that at dominoes.
@@SarevokRegor yeah but dominos exsist in Austria?
even mindless banter in canada is intelligent
I like how Rob is essentally a laugh track that occasionally provides input. XD
if it's a pun would a foreign user even get it ?
I came to this video after figuring out the pun after all this time. Am American, visiting Canada. This shit is crazy
8:32 Rob says it..... Foreshadowing?
I heard that and immediately checked the comments to see if anyone else has watched this post-Luna
It's extra hard for russians to search for poutine because Google will search for Putin instead.
Also, "Vodka maps".
YESSSSS I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE I REMEMBER IT SO WELL.
Thank you, brave one! You're so fucking cool!
Friendly Coy love my fanz
I come back to this video every once in a while. It's just terrific.
If there would be 3 places in Germany that made poutine, then that would be their selling point so they would be surely advertising them, resulting in its apperance on Google or Google Maps.
These fuckbois are so busy coming up with versions of this for multiple foods that they don't realize making ONE app where you could search for really specific criteria for ANY food might actually be good
"Find me a place that has burgers with toasted buns and thick patties, crispy shoestring fries, and chocolate shakes served in 50s style glass milkshake cups"
Andrew W The fuck's a shoestring fry?
hey I love all your videos the editing was really nice and hilarious, keep up the good work man (:
We need a website that tells us where to get trucks and things to put in them.
something about this concept makes me mad, like it's so dumb it triggers an anger response from my body.
At 2:00 I'm literally crying. These guys are unreal. But how is this bit 14 minutes long?
chanm01 bro it was way longer than 14 minutes
@@Tenebyss A whole nother second! That's like a huuuuuge amount of time!
@@idfrigginkman I was referring to the fact that this was edited down from a 40 minute bit bro. Go watch the original stream
@@Tenebyss My bad B, thanks for taking the time to respond 2y after the original comment
ur editing is top notch
Poutine Maps is literally the dumbest idea I have ever heard someone take seriously.
Jesus Christ, there's a restaurant in Moscow called Poutinerie.
I'm gonna be 1000% real right now, this could actually be a good idea if it was more than just poutine. A lot of stuff is gonna get tagged in google maps but a lot of stuff isn't, too.
I get what malf means, its like a word of mouth thing.
Steps:
1. People eat at restaurant
2. If restaurant has poutine add it to the list.
3. Open up app, find poutine
4. Eat that shit
You have to make a video on the type racing in tower unite.
The fundamental problem with Poutineer is that it requires user-input to actually find all of the niche poutine locations worldwide, but how do you get users to input data if the initial product doesn't do anything that Google doesn't already do?
There's a diner in my city that sells Poutine with Bacon, Breakfast Sausage, Ham, Hot Sauce and an Egg.
It's fantastic, but you feel like you're going to die after you eat it.
Get that restaurant's address and send it to Malf. We may eventually see the world as he envisions it.
We have this kinda in the UK, through Hungry House and Just Eat, they dont have Poutine specifically but you can sort it down to American based restaurants.
cut this down to seven minutes and run it as a Google maps add, gatekeep that egg
Thank you for the video! All of you friends are super awesome! Oh, moments in this video are sad.
So apparently I have a McDonalds in Trenton, Tennessee, where I live, that for some reason serves poutine lmao
i think he's got to go full ham and make it a Poutine Lifestyle site, only half jokingly. like more than simply calling up places that serve fries and asking them if customers can order a side of gravy... have like recipes, reviews, and a dating/meetup function. Poutine based social site. otherwise people will just be disappointed.
Malf - there's a thing called Yelp. pls
More NL Highlights? The absolute madman!
I like that me naming the fry app satisfried got a mention by malt and rob at the end
Then the Germans have to make the "wurst map"
As a Quebecer I feel so bad for people who can't easily get poutine.
I can walk away from my house in any direction for two minutes and walk past a thousand poutine-selling restaurants lmao
MELT is actually getting a lot of traction in Norway these last years.
And now I have coffee all over my fucking table
I am curious as to whether the app can navigate me to the poutine serving establishment or if I need to open google maps and search for the restaurant discovered using Poutine Maps?
Googled "Poutine Near me" and google suggested i travel 1700 miles to Liverpool or 4000 miles to Toronto to get some poutine. I know theres at least one place within 40 miles that serves poutine but google cant be trusted #GiveUsPoutineer
I actually like Rob's french fry idea.
I googled poutine and it showed me places near me that had it. Great fucking idea
He's done it!
What's the game?
I never knew there existed something like poutine. Now i checked it and want it
Googled poutine near me instantly got loads of restaurants and chip shops and shit selling poutine and I live in the uk, nottingham fucking rekt malf.
Come back lil channel!
I have googled "Poutine Moscow" and then was immidiatly stuned how dumb I am...
''I'm not calling it Poutine Maps''
*Scumbag Graysob calls the video Poutine Maps*
Pahaha, I went to search "Poutine" and the first suggestion was "Poutine near me" with like, 30 restaurants.
name of the site/app should be poutine finder
"Poutine and A Moscow Mule - Little Palace, Columbus Travller", Four stars
First result for "poutine restaurants in moscow"
I thought this was a google ad
one of the few times I was there for a highlight or atleast I watched the posted video about it :P
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what's up with my back, fam?
HOLY SHIT IM AWARE ARE YOU HAPPY I FIXED IT YOU GRAMMAR NAZIERINOS?!?!??!?!??!?!?!
Hey just curious, do you run ads on these videos. Not judging either way since it must be a lot of work to edit all this stuff but just genuinely curious if you monetize.
There's a few HSP (Halal Snack Pack) Maps here in Aus. Pretty legit idea
I work at a restaurant that serves poutine so i wil never have this issue
comments are basically split in 2, the people that can find poutine easy and they think the idea is stupid, and people that when they look up poutine google just sends you to the nearest airport to fly to Canada ( I think a Poutine map would be awesome)
Is making homemmade poutine viable if you can't buy it locally?
Tropcopter watch malfs poutine cooking stream, it's actually really good
What's that ending song?
MrTohawk "I'm glad i live in Canada"
7 months later, here's a thank you for the song!
Why couldn't you just make a poutine-based subreddit instead?
RIP RIP RIP Pepehands
your back
Shoutouts to Simpleflips
Meanwhile, putting "poutine near me" in Google got me results.
The melt has 13 locations
To be fair, I did just look up 'poutine places in London'' and it gave me results in Canada
Thomas Langham Probably because there's a city in Canada called London...
I thought this was an ad from the thumbnail 😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't the Egg just support his friend.
I 100% disagree with MALF
there's literally no reason to not just use Google Maps
KingKip Austin is right.
I just entered "poutine near me" and got back the location of the nearest 4 burger kings. But yeah the idea is terrible.
There is No info about poutine in Denmark on Google, i think MALF's idea is brilliant.
Not all people are so fortunate to live in a poutine rich environment.
This would be great in Europe and UK though
I just googled "Poutine near me" and found places that serve poutine that I didn't know existed. Thanks google.
If you live in Glasgow bread meets bread has great poutine and burgers!
NL is actually against individuality and wants the power to be collected in the few, DOWN WITH THE EGG, DOWN WITH THE BOOZE-WAZZEEEE xd
what the fuck is poutine?
I really hope your joking
If OP isn't...it's fries with gravy and cheese curds, sometimes with other toppings like pulled pork...godspeed OP...godspeed
BreakfastItem Poutine is Canada's greatest gift to the world since Celine Dion.
Yo, have you considered having your videos subtitled?
sounds like an interesting prospect
If allowing community subtitles is possible for you, I would like to add some for my deaf mates
ok I have made it so you can contribute subtitles here th-cam.com/users/timedtext_cs_panel?c=UCqHn-6CvuGzUijbWmWPDuvw&tab=2 but it only shows the newest vids so if you don't want one captioned then you can just tell me which vids in a reply.
Aye, thanks! Big fan of your vids btw
I added the first for Friday the 13th pt.1, not sure if it notifies
gave my mom 2 glocks
German here, legit hard as hell to find poutine
Im with NL, those two jabronis are cray crayy
Plz make more videos
it was creamy
Puck Foutinear
plz return
Anyone else go too google maps and look for some poutine
I think some PUBG highlights might be the greatest video ever. Over 100 episodes to pick from, it would be comedy gold.
I agree tell me the
Type of french fries
If they presoak their french fries
And the temperature their cooked at
(Do i have any fellow 2017 gat doers in the chat)
'Poutine Apps' would be good
1. Poutine could be an appetizer
2. The program itself would be an app
3. Apps is close to maps
I love to hate MALF
NO, MALF IS SO RIGHT THOUGH.
I Googled poutine near me, all the results point to an "American-style diner"
Check on their menu
They don't do poutine
They probably do "gravy fries" which are the same thing as Poutine.
idk man. I even had a restaurant near me that had "poutine" and there were no curds or even cheese on them. I was very disappointed.
People who google *insert country name* poutine, find no results and then ask for for poutineer just don't fucking know how to use Google.
Or I mean your country might not sell niche Canadian food.
Putin Maps :D
NL and the naming shit. Hey how about we call his show "12 White adults talking smack with gameplay in the background" then?
MALF IS RIGHT
eew, I just googled poutine... CHEESE AND GRAVY, doesn't sound like a good mix....
Fries, cheese curds and gravy is the most delicious thing to ever grace this earth. Only if it's from Canada though, American poutine is all wrong.
Real talk though, I'd get the app.
I would use that fucking fry site
nl is high on his own farts
What. The. Fuck. Is Poutine.
Fries smothered with gravy topped with cheese curds. Delicious if you ask me.
Jason Kim Why didn't you, get this... Google it?