Hi guys, just Cal mind controlling Bach here x Direct any especially funny/cringe dating app voice notes or profiles to bachsubs@gmail.com x Include your instagram handle in the subject line for easy organising and any context if needed, as well as of course attaching screenshots/screen recordings Bach won’t be subject to the horrors of this emails inbox so please go easy on little old me 🧍♂️ Love, Cal 🫶
The best thing about the hinge voice notes is that they are 100% optional. All of these men CHOSE to put these to their profile because they thought it really added something
I love how Bach seems to think Hinge gives you prompts that YOU HAVE to fulfill. Like everyone who has a voice prompt was forced to do it when in reality you can choose whatever prompt you want.
The Nintendo dogs intro isn't what I thought I needed today Also shout out to the editor for calling out Bach for not realizing how spot on that emperor's new grooves impression was 😂
Oh my god I’ve never actually felt cringe at all until that first guy popped up with his nicknames. There is NO WAY. He recorded that unironically and thought “hm yeah, this will be a hit!”
I once jokingly had a conversation with a guy I was dating about how we didn't have any "pet" names for each other and he said, unironically, that I could call him Daddy and I never spoke to him again.
There was a tiktok where a girl looked at all of these hinge voice notes, and my married uncle was one of the profiles she posted because his voice note was so fucking awkward.
I'm confused why the comment thought he was peeing? It's called "shower thoughts"... he was in the shower... I hope it was just a joke, but ppl are dumb
Learning that foley artists use the sound of shit cooking in oil for water effects fucked me up I was so sure the first guy was deep frying some chicken
Hi guys, just Cal mind controlling Bach here x
Direct any especially funny/cringe dating app voice notes or profiles to bachsubs@gmail.com x
Include your instagram handle in the subject line for easy organising and any context if needed, as well as of course attaching screenshots/screen recordings
Bach won’t be subject to the horrors of this emails inbox so please go easy on little old me 🧍♂️
Love, Cal 🫶
Cal ur an icon
love u cal
You’re the best Cal
Thanks Cal 😼
GOAT intro Cal!!
jail for kyle.
Life without parole
Execution by brazen bull
Banished from the mortal plane for eternity
Throw Kyle away
jail for OHMYGOOOODDDDD
1:22 “DAaHAdYY, pAAhPYy” PLS MAKE IT STOPP
😭😭😭
IM PHYSICALLY RECOILING
“happy birthday Nono” we all say in unison
happy birthday Nono!
Happy birthday nono
Happy birthday Nono
happy birthday nono
ive spotted a johnnie in the wild
that kronk impression was spot on though, we gotta give him that
Yeah it was really weird to hear how good it was
Seriously impressed, he’s gotten me fallen over my heels.
It was so spot on, it kinda pulled me!
The best thing about the hinge voice notes is that they are 100% optional. All of these men CHOSE to put these to their profile because they thought it really added something
ok man some of them were funny and did add something
@@NathanChiochiosNo
I love how Bach seems to think Hinge gives you prompts that YOU HAVE to fulfill. Like everyone who has a voice prompt was forced to do it when in reality you can choose whatever prompt you want.
that’s so much worse 😔
that’s so much worse 😔
@@ItalianBachdouble trouble 😈
The Nintendo dogs intro isn't what I thought I needed today
Also shout out to the editor for calling out Bach for not realizing how spot on that emperor's new grooves impression was 😂
“hey my little queefling” We all say in unison
"We missed you Mr. Bach" we say in unison singsong like‼️
Oh my god I’ve never actually felt cringe at all until that first guy popped up with his nicknames. There is NO WAY. He recorded that unironically and thought “hm yeah, this will be a hit!”
Max frankly slayed with the little mermaid song
“Thank you for this wonderful upload bach” we all say in unison ❤
Yes thank you mr Bach
Thank you sir bach
Thank you mr Bach
Thank you master Bach
thank you sir daddy bach
I once jokingly had a conversation with a guy I was dating about how we didn't have any "pet" names for each other and he said, unironically, that I could call him Daddy and I never spoke to him again.
But why does Bach actually do really good impressions? 😭
First guy's prompt was shower thoughts, he wasnt peeing, he was simulating a shower
Simulating a shower with his pee
Well it’s no wonder Gabriel is scared to make a doctors appointment. Whenever you call, the receptionist immediately tells you to fck off
bach your intros never seize to amaze me
Cease
@@Greatm8reminds me of the “seize and deceased” letter by the owner of that one company to a normal tiktoker
6:33 - r we not gonna talk abt how good that was?
He's been practicing in front of the mirror when everyone else goes out 😭
There was a tiktok where a girl looked at all of these hinge voice notes, and my married uncle was one of the profiles she posted because his voice note was so fucking awkward.
HELP OMFG
bach is so conscious baby core
Thank you for the meal today Bach, my tummy is pleased.
Vomit it up
he’s moved on and got to famous to reply to comments anymore, i respect it.
Im struggling to keep up out here
ive spent the past 80 hours of my life studying your facial structure, brother
You Surpass Expectation
Doctors hate me
the intro brought back so much nostalgia, so creative
cal’s intro for this video gave me HUGE zade vibes (iykyk)
masterpiece
Choo, Choo!
Please date me Bach we all chant in unison
bach making a camp rock reference is actually pretty iconic
the french one got me lmao
"oLiViEr" LMAOOOOO he looks sooo French
These intros are wonderful, amazing, award winning quality
Honestly, I loved the Kronk impression lmfao
Everyone who owns Nintendogs remembering to feed their puppies after 10 years
11:25 pretty sure he said he owns two swords, not went to Madame Tussaud’s lmao
I don’t know what’s worse
that Kyle audio message made my skin crawl
every time i open a video and see whatever nightmarish intro has been conjured this time i sigh in the same sadness as seeing poo on the floor
Maxs ariel auditon kinda ate..
The worst part is they have to choose there own prompts
Did anyone else notice how good that joker impression was ?
I don't care how good or bad your joker impression is, if you have a joker impression, I'm convinced you’re a serial killer
Props to your editor making that complicated asf into just to stick it to you ✋💀
bro barked
"we LOVE YOU BACH" we all say in unision
Bach is literally looking at us and being like if I have to sit here listening to this so do you 😂
Some of these would def had me responding. I love it
I need to watch bach while stoned more often I was giggling bro
don't worry I actually wear size 14 shoes
bach looks in pain when he laughs
The intro had me liking me this video already
I'm confused why the comment thought he was peeing? It's called "shower thoughts"... he was in the shower... I hope it was just a joke, but ppl are dumb
Learning that foley artists use the sound of shit cooking in oil for water effects fucked me up I was so sure the first guy was deep frying some chicken
just dropped all of my revision motivation to watch this xxxx
Alex got me, come on home baby
bach we heard you hit the notes in that song, don’t be shy, show us your talent! ❤
bruh @5:55 never could’ve imagined bach could speak like that
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE INTRO good shit
Imagine what a dating profile full of voice notes would be like for the old man character 💀
Okay but how’d u do such a good joker impression 😂😂😂😂❤
YO Max's vibrato is genuinely amazing
Bach’s intros are so creative 😂❤
My stomach growl harmonised with nick
Happy birthday Nonno
the best intro yet! amazing fucking job cal 🎉👏🏼
cant trust a guy who wont admit that more often than not they sit peeing
cal ate the intro up
People that for real kiss their dogs scare the fuck out of me. Like they get into it… please go to jail
Like that shit sounded passionate as hell
not james marriott doing this video like less than a week ago 😭😭😭
your editor is so good wowza
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NANO!
im a proud member of the issac cult
good vid! happy bday nonno
Bro that intro was the best thing I’ve seen in a whileeee
happy birthday nono. we love you
1:59 got me💀😭
Olivier 👨🎨
Not the Chills impression lol
what kinda villanous creature is Elijah💀💀💀
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NONOOOOOO
“Happy birthday Nonno 🎉” we all say in unison
Hinge recordings? More like unhinged recordings
BADUM TSSSS
"happy birthday nonno" we all say in unison
00:09 he's been taking amma's advice fr (iykyk)
Why is the Ariel guy so good 😭
It was so nice dude
12:11 bach laughing as if that's not something he'd say
happy birthday Nono u a real one fr
0:01 nostalgia right there
Kyle sweetheart it’s time for you to delete your account and take a break from your phone. Forever
The Kronk impression was PERFECT 🤩 honestly best impression I’ve heard
I ate a kebab whilst watching this
Nah Bach you’re the funniest TH-camr at the moment 😂😂😂
Happy Birthday, NoNo!🫶
My hinge has me doing an impression of the self check out machines , my impression is uncanny and it always makes people laugh
“you could've just queefed didn't have to do all that”
Happy birthday Nonno. Hi from Serbia.
Cal did excellently with the intro 😭😭😂😂
happy birthday nono!!!
nintendogs intro gave me crazy nostalgia
I LOVE THE INTRO (aside from him panting and barking) IM BIG NINTENDOGS FAN
I love the panting and barking only
i might download hinge for the voice notes
….okay but why were so many of these actually lowkey funny this time 💀
my humor bar is getting lower with every video help
incredible intro
5:55 got me sobbing 💀