Hi guys, just Cal mind controlling Bach here x Direct any especially funny/cringe dating app voice notes or profiles to bachsubs@gmail.com x Include your instagram handle in the subject line for easy organising and any context if needed, as well as of course attaching screenshots/screen recordings Bach won’t be subject to the horrors of this emails inbox so please go easy on little old me 🧍♂️ Love, Cal 🫶
The best thing about the hinge voice notes is that they are 100% optional. All of these men CHOSE to put these to their profile because they thought it really added something
I love how Bach seems to think Hinge gives you prompts that YOU HAVE to fulfill. Like everyone who has a voice prompt was forced to do it when in reality you can choose whatever prompt you want.
The Nintendo dogs intro isn't what I thought I needed today Also shout out to the editor for calling out Bach for not realizing how spot on that emperor's new grooves impression was 😂
Oh my god I’ve never actually felt cringe at all until that first guy popped up with his nicknames. There is NO WAY. He recorded that unironically and thought “hm yeah, this will be a hit!”
I once jokingly had a conversation with a guy I was dating about how we didn't have any "pet" names for each other and he said, unironically, that I could call him Daddy and I never spoke to him again.
There was a tiktok where a girl looked at all of these hinge voice notes, and my married uncle was one of the profiles she posted because his voice note was so fucking awkward.
Learning that foley artists use the sound of shit cooking in oil for water effects fucked me up I was so sure the first guy was deep frying some chicken
I'm confused why the comment thought he was peeing? It's called "shower thoughts"... he was in the shower... I hope it was just a joke, but ppl are dumb
Hi guys, just Cal mind controlling Bach here x
Direct any especially funny/cringe dating app voice notes or profiles to bachsubs@gmail.com x
Include your instagram handle in the subject line for easy organising and any context if needed, as well as of course attaching screenshots/screen recordings
Bach won’t be subject to the horrors of this emails inbox so please go easy on little old me 🧍♂️
Love, Cal 🫶
Cal ur an icon
love u cal
You’re the best Cal
Thanks Cal 😼
GOAT intro Cal!!
jail for kyle.
Life without parole
Execution by brazen bull
Banished from the mortal plane for eternity
Throw Kyle away
jail for OHMYGOOOODDDDD
1:22 “DAaHAdYY, pAAhPYy” PLS MAKE IT STOPP
😭😭😭
IM PHYSICALLY RECOILING
“happy birthday Nono” we all say in unison
happy birthday Nono!
Happy birthday nono
Happy birthday Nono
happy birthday nono
ive spotted a johnnie in the wild
that kronk impression was spot on though, we gotta give him that
Yeah it was really weird to hear how good it was
The best thing about the hinge voice notes is that they are 100% optional. All of these men CHOSE to put these to their profile because they thought it really added something
ok man some of them were funny and did add something
@@NathanChiochiosNo
I love how Bach seems to think Hinge gives you prompts that YOU HAVE to fulfill. Like everyone who has a voice prompt was forced to do it when in reality you can choose whatever prompt you want.
that’s so much worse 😔
that’s so much worse 😔
@@ItalianBachdouble trouble 😈
The Nintendo dogs intro isn't what I thought I needed today
Also shout out to the editor for calling out Bach for not realizing how spot on that emperor's new grooves impression was 😂
“hey my little queefling” We all say in unison
Oh my god I’ve never actually felt cringe at all until that first guy popped up with his nicknames. There is NO WAY. He recorded that unironically and thought “hm yeah, this will be a hit!”
“Thank you for this wonderful upload bach” we all say in unison ❤
Yes thank you mr Bach
Thank you sir bach
Thank you mr Bach
Thank you master Bach
thank you sir daddy bach
Well it’s no wonder Gabriel is scared to make a doctors appointment. Whenever you call, the receptionist immediately tells you to fck off
"We missed you Mr. Bach" we say in unison singsong like‼️
First guy's prompt was shower thoughts, he wasnt peeing, he was simulating a shower
Simulating a shower with his pee
I once jokingly had a conversation with a guy I was dating about how we didn't have any "pet" names for each other and he said, unironically, that I could call him Daddy and I never spoke to him again.
Max frankly slayed with the little mermaid song
But why does Bach actually do really good impressions? 😭
There was a tiktok where a girl looked at all of these hinge voice notes, and my married uncle was one of the profiles she posted because his voice note was so fucking awkward.
bach your intros never seize to amaze me
Cease
@@Greatm8reminds me of the “seize and deceased” letter by the owner of that one company to a normal tiktoker
bach is so conscious baby core
6:33 - r we not gonna talk abt how good that was?
He's been practicing in front of the mirror when everyone else goes out 😭
ive spent the past 80 hours of my life studying your facial structure, brother
You Surpass Expectation
Doctors hate me
bach making a camp rock reference is actually pretty iconic
the intro brought back so much nostalgia, so creative
Thank you for the meal today Bach, my tummy is pleased.
Vomit it up
Please date me Bach we all chant in unison
cal’s intro for this video gave me HUGE zade vibes (iykyk)
masterpiece
Choo, Choo!
"oLiViEr" LMAOOOOO he looks sooo French
the french one got me lmao
Everyone who owns Nintendogs remembering to feed their puppies after 10 years
11:25 pretty sure he said he owns two swords, not went to Madame Tussaud’s lmao
I don’t know what’s worse
every time i open a video and see whatever nightmarish intro has been conjured this time i sigh in the same sadness as seeing poo on the floor
that Kyle audio message made my skin crawl
Honestly, I loved the Kronk impression lmfao
These intros are wonderful, amazing, award winning quality
he’s moved on and got to famous to reply to comments anymore, i respect it.
Im struggling to keep up out here
Maxs ariel auditon kinda ate..
Props to your editor making that complicated asf into just to stick it to you ✋💀
Bach is literally looking at us and being like if I have to sit here listening to this so do you 😂
"we LOVE YOU BACH" we all say in unision
Did anyone else notice how good that joker impression was ?
I don't care how good or bad your joker impression is, if you have a joker impression, I'm convinced you’re a serial killer
Some of these would def had me responding. I love it
The worst part is they have to choose there own prompts
Learning that foley artists use the sound of shit cooking in oil for water effects fucked me up I was so sure the first guy was deep frying some chicken
don't worry I actually wear size 14 shoes
I need to watch bach while stoned more often I was giggling bro
Imagine what a dating profile full of voice notes would be like for the old man character 💀
bro barked
bach looks in pain when he laughs
bach we heard you hit the notes in that song, don’t be shy, show us your talent! ❤
My stomach growl harmonised with nick
The intro had me liking me this video already
Okay but how’d u do such a good joker impression 😂😂😂😂❤
just dropped all of my revision motivation to watch this xxxx
Alex got me, come on home baby
bruh @5:55 never could’ve imagined bach could speak like that
Happy birthday Nonno
cal ate the intro up
“Happy birthday Nonno 🎉” we all say in unison
Bro that intro was the best thing I’ve seen in a whileeee
the best intro yet! amazing fucking job cal 🎉👏🏼
happy birthday nono. we love you
People that for real kiss their dogs scare the fuck out of me. Like they get into it… please go to jail
Like that shit sounded passionate as hell
Bach’s intros are so creative 😂❤
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NANO!
I love that guy who played smoke on the water because he almost definitely played the 0-3-5 version
what kinda villanous creature is Elijah💀💀💀
YO Max's vibrato is genuinely amazing
im a proud member of the issac cult
cant trust a guy who wont admit that more often than not they sit peeing
"happy birthday nonno" we all say in unison
not james marriott doing this video like less than a week ago 😭😭😭
“you could've just queefed didn't have to do all that”
I'm confused why the comment thought he was peeing? It's called "shower thoughts"... he was in the shower... I hope it was just a joke, but ppl are dumb
Not the Chills impression lol
your editor is so good wowza
My hinge has me doing an impression of the self check out machines , my impression is uncanny and it always makes people laugh
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NONOOOOOO
"I am fucking existing" sooo relatable
The Kronk impression was PERFECT 🤩 honestly best impression I’ve heard
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE INTRO good shit
Hinge recordings? More like unhinged recordings
Idk but max ate that Ariel audition 😭😭
good vid! happy bday nonno
Kyle made me audibly gasp and say “that’s not legal”
00:09 he's been taking amma's advice fr (iykyk)
bark too realistic, he got that dawg in him
Why is the Ariel guy so good 😭
It was so nice dude
a power move would be just ripping a huge fart for a question
We NEED more hinge prompt videos
12:11 bach laughing as if that's not something he'd say
Let's not pretend Bach's wouldn't be 10 000 times weirder than all of those guys combined
Okay... who knew you could sing like that
Cal did excellently with the intro 😭😭😂😂
nintendogs intro gave me crazy nostalgia
Kyle sweetheart it’s time for you to delete your account and take a break from your phone. Forever
happy birthday nono!!!
Me and Dylan are the same person, I'm glad I'm not the only one rocking a silencer
happy birthday Nono u a real one fr
0:01 nostalgia right there