I honestly expect "Anyone want to hear my favorite joke about the periodic table?" "EVERYONE I KNOW IS DEAD. I HAVE NOTHING LEFT.." And Winston proceeds to tell the joke anyway
I AM NOT CRAZY! I knew i saw Genji on the payload and had to use my ult. As if I would ever make such a mistake. Never. NEVER! He covered his tracks he got that Sombra to hack my scan arrows for him. You think this is something you think this is bad? This dishonor? He DISHONORED the Shimada clan. And I forgave him, blamed myselft. And I shouldn’t have. What was I thinking? Ever since the OW beta. ALWAYS THE SAME. Couldnt keep himself from seperating from the team. "But not our Genji. Couldnt be precious Genji" costing them the victory! And he gets to have play of the game? What a sick joke! I shouldve stopped him when I had the chance. And you... you have to stop him
Baptiste: If you die, can I have your bow? Hanzo: No. I will snap it in half with my final breath. Baptiste: Awwwww Baptiste soundes so genuinely disapointed that Hanzo wouldn't give him his bow. What would he do with ir anyways?
Are you living in the middle ages? Not even Japan is that uptight about “the first born” anymore…these days they are more like “we wish there was a first born to begin with” (cause Japan suffers from a huge demographic change and the fact that young adults feel too pressured and stressed to have children). But real talk: At the end of the day you have to answer just to yourself. Being a good human doesn’t necessarily mean rising to everybody’s expectations. And sometimes even our own families can be manipulative about certain things…sometimes without realising it themselves. Hanzo and Genji for the longest time were “programmed” to think that they are honourable by obeying and maintaining the family standards, when in reality the Shimadas were only a glorified organised crime group that was responsible for a lot of people’s suffering. Genji got wind of it earlier than Hanzo, but he only really found his humanity by becoming a cyborg. Hanzo suffered throughout his in entire life, trying to meet the family expectations, but only when he was forced to kill his brother, he wasn’t able to stand it anymore. Now he is in his 40’s and he basically thinks that it’s too late to make up for things. (Listen to his excluded Busan karaoke line, his old voice lines and the kiriko and moira line, Hanzo feels really bad about a lot of things aside Genjis death apparently)
I believe there is a kill quote for tracer of Hanzo going "That was an impressive shot, even for me" (or atleast i think its for tracer, I heard it once during one of my beta matches)
His dad died so his clan told him to make an example of Genji (who was known to be the rambunctious brother) so he killed him because that's how assassins make examples of other assassins, he felt guilty over that so he left the shimada clan and with the lack of major domo with a sense of honor the clan became a full on crime syndicate, destroying his family legacy now he wanders the earth in hopes of finding piece with his past
I get a weird voice line with my hanzo yesterday , I killed a enemy hanzo one clear shot in the head, then my hanzo laugh in a mocking way and said " gotcha" I guess is a really rare one to get cuz you're video doesn't have it , being a main Hanzo player❤️ it was really adorable for me hearing it , that line make my day ❤️
Genji and hanzo lines hit hard for me my brother is perfectly fine but life is keeping me away from him he’s my best friend I can’t wait to be reunited with him one day
Bro im a Hanzo main and I'm disappointed I've never heard the: "I WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTED BY VERMIN". 😂 Blizzard should just make a Shimada movie already.
forgive me for this: orisa has...sassy black lady energy with hanzo orisa: l see you looking at me.. .you want some of this. hanzo: wha... of course not! orisa: you ain't gotta lie
I WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTED BY VERMIN
UNACCEPTABLE
Sake!
INSOLENT CUR
he’s such a cutie patootie
Hanzo has my favorite reaction to Winston wanting to tell his joke about the periodic table
No.
I like junkrats one more
I honestly expect
"Anyone want to hear my favorite joke about the periodic table?"
"EVERYONE I KNOW IS DEAD. I HAVE NOTHING LEFT.."
And Winston proceeds to tell the joke anyway
I can't, hearing Pharah laugh and say, "I can aim" followed by them spinning like crazy and then pushing themselves off screen was too much!!
3:02
the popping sound added to it 💀
That got me 😂😂
@@Eczistnce "A-!"
A-
I just love it when he starts stuttering out of nervousness its so cute! 2:44 1:37
Bruh really said he’ll break his bow in half with his dying breath than letting someone loot it 😂
Average Hanzo enjoyer
2:38 Orisia knows what’s up.
Everyone wanted Hanzo X Cassidy but it looks like Blizz has different plans.
@@smoothie01 oh my god….get your mind out of the gutter now all I can think about is that 🙁
@@smoothie01 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hanzo gonna ride that Orussy
@@smoothie01 Don't you even dare...
I believe he also says "Fade into darkness!" when he eliminates Moira or Reaper.
2:23 as the eldest son in the family... Damn...
Eldest son:…badass and depressed-
@@I_Eat_Cards Not even badass, just depressed
@@Help_MehL3 I'm the eldest child in my family, but I'm a daughter, not a son. But I do feel the weight of how my family perceives me.
5:22 I wonder why Hanzo has a Friendly Genji Elimination quote but Genji doesn't have a Friendly Hanzo Elimination quote.
@sweetblackblood1 Didn't Genji forgive Hanzo though and is trying to make him feel better?
@sweetblackblood1 But Genji said he forgave him and wants Hanzo to forgive himself
Genji has a line ‘fine shot brother’
@@joseonsaram1078 Yeah, I know. But thank you, anyways.
Ana is just the nicest
She's not just everyone's support, but also an emotional support for everyone
Brig and Hanzo, poetry buddies? Someone write that fanfic and send me a link! 🤪
Sombra hacked Brig's computer once and read her poems. And Sombra says it's a very traumatic experience.
On it
@@darnit1944 fucking genius
Hanzo is my favorite character whom I can’t play worth a damn.
*Edited because spellcheck butchered our boys name*
Bro what is this “mommy” tune orisa is making at 2:48 lmao
Hanzo X Orisa
Its official now
"Good looks are not enough HHHHH"
I AM NOT CRAZY! I knew i saw Genji on the payload and had to use my ult. As if I would ever make such a mistake. Never. NEVER! He covered his tracks he got that Sombra to hack my scan arrows for him. You think this is something you think this is bad? This dishonor? He DISHONORED the Shimada clan. And I forgave him, blamed myselft. And I shouldn’t have. What was I thinking? Ever since the OW beta. ALWAYS THE SAME. Couldnt keep himself from seperating from the team.
"But not our Genji. Couldnt be precious Genji" costing them the victory! And he gets to have play of the game? What a sick joke! I shouldve stopped him when I had the chance.
And you... you have to stop him
This chicanery? Hes done worse!
“Hahah. I can aim”
“AH-“
Da king is back baby he neva miss
Hanzo gives me huge lord shimura vibes (ghost of tsushima) "i would have prefered you at my side" hella shimura vibes
Damn, Orisa was flirting with Hanzo
Yeah no
@@vixymix101 shut up
If you kill tracer with the sonar arrow he laughs and says, "found you"
my goat
As a hobby archer, bows are still useful in combat
I can aim… A-
Winston: Wanna hear a joke about the periodic table?
Hanzo: *no.*
Ashe next? Thanks for making these
I already made a video on Ashe which you can check it out here
th-cam.com/video/VEKREPKEiIA/w-d-xo.html
3:10 best one
Baptiste: If you die, can I have your bow?
Hanzo: No. I will snap it in half with my final breath.
Baptiste: Awwwww
Baptiste soundes so genuinely disapointed that Hanzo wouldn't give him his bow. What would he do with ir anyways?
Yes pharah you can’t aim, you and soldier from tf2 don’t require aim
Obviously you are not a Direct (s)hit user
@@darnit1944 why do that when I can spam away, most of the time I just shovel with the rocket jumper
Market gardener pharah when
Bruh its sounds like baptise might like hanzo
hanzo only saying that men have good looks
i know what you are
Hanzo gay confirmed 👁️👁️
I like how he went from arrogant and angry, to depressed and angry. More characters should have this development.
he is just like me fr!
He's so real for that
He went from stage 3: bargaining to stage 4: depression.
And now he's healing 🥺
lol he getting better now
Baptiste and Lúcio complimenting his hair. 🥺 So sweet, lol.
Can't believe no one is mentioning that Hanzo
A) Finds Reinhardt to be an honorable man
B) Thinks (only?) Baptiste, Cassidy, and Reinhardt are hot
Hanzo has a type it seems xD
@@BrenoGF144 That type is called bearded men, and he's so valid for that
"My keen warrior senses detect that he is daddy, for real, for real."
its because they’re very self-absorbed in themselves and their confidence, but it’s way funnier to imagine Hanzo just finds them hot lol
3:17 Ball slowly approaching menacingly cracked me up
It scares me you dont normaly see ball walking😳
Winston asking Hanzo if he wants to hear a joke and Hanzo replying "No" made me laugh out loud at 1am
Is no one gonna comment about How Hanzo basically tells Cassidy, Baptiste and Reinhardt that they are good looking?
Dude clearly has a preference
he has great taste
@@elle4204 totally agree!!
He just like me fr
Men with beards
@@_y0inks581 Hanzo wants a Daddy
Hanzo will also say “Good looks are not enough.” after eliminating himself.
2:56
Pharah : I can aim
*Flicks out of existence*
"You saying I can't aim? Aha I can aim. Ah-"
I agree with Hanzo about being perceived by family being the eldest son. My family has high expectations of me and I hope I can keep up.
You know the whole point of Hanzo is to show you don't hv to follow your family or do as they say because then you'll end up a slave?
@@vixymix101 It honestly sucks being the eldest sibling. My parents expect me to be an example to my younger siblings but I'm an absolute failure.
Are you living in the middle ages? Not even Japan is that uptight about “the first born” anymore…these days they are more like “we wish there was a first born to begin with” (cause Japan suffers from a huge demographic change and the fact that young adults feel too pressured and stressed to have children).
But real talk: At the end of the day you have to answer just to yourself.
Being a good human doesn’t necessarily mean rising to everybody’s expectations.
And sometimes even our own families can be manipulative about certain things…sometimes without realising it themselves.
Hanzo and Genji for the longest time were “programmed” to think that they are honourable by obeying and maintaining the family standards, when in reality the Shimadas were only a glorified organised crime group that was responsible for a lot of people’s suffering.
Genji got wind of it earlier than Hanzo, but he only really found his humanity by becoming a cyborg.
Hanzo suffered throughout his in entire life, trying to meet the family expectations, but only when he was forced to kill his brother, he wasn’t able to stand it anymore.
Now he is in his 40’s and he basically thinks that it’s too late to make up for things. (Listen to his excluded Busan karaoke line, his old voice lines and the kiriko and moira line, Hanzo feels really bad about a lot of things aside Genjis death apparently)
Another good voiceline is when Hanzo gets an elim with his Sonic arrow. He sounds surprised and laughs to himself
That's exclusive to sombra
@@San-jx1zd I've heard him say it when eliminating a training bot
Ana and hanzo’s interactions are so wholesome man
Hanzo seems to have a mother figure when they talk
It’s a missed opportunity that there’s no interaction between Hanzo and Mercy.
I believe there is a kill quote for tracer of Hanzo going "That was an impressive shot, even for me"
(or atleast i think its for tracer, I heard it once during one of my beta matches)
I heard it before and it's applied to all heroes
@@Proto_VI ah ok, just the one time I heard it it was on a tracer and just felt "yeah that makes sense lol"
probably for headshots
It's if you get a long distance headshot
"A magnificent shot, even for me"
I need Hanzo and Mercy interactions 😩 blizzard pleaseeeee
Can someone PLEASE listen to Winstons fucking joke
Reinhardt tried lmao
3:14
4:51
Does this mean hanzo is thirsty for baptiste,cassidy and Reinhardt?? xD
Bro, that's what I was thinking; blizzard knew what they were doing. 😅
You saying we cant compliment fellow men without sounding gay?
@@darnit1944 Imma be real with u chief, if mid battle you think "oh this guy I killed is handsome" that's sus AF
Could've sworn her said that to females also
3:05 - 3:08, My favorite part.
Man someone needs to get poor Hanzo some therapy--
Come on han just accept therapy from zen--
What happened around him is too complicated to piece together.
Too many things have happened, and too little information disclosed about him.
His dad died so his clan told him to make an example of Genji (who was known to be the rambunctious brother) so he killed him because that's how assassins make examples of other assassins, he felt guilty over that so he left the shimada clan and with the lack of major domo with a sense of honor the clan became a full on crime syndicate, destroying his family legacy now he wanders the earth in hopes of finding piece with his past
@@XFlame42 my guess is that kiriko will find him and together they will destroy the hashimoto and restore the shimada
I get a weird voice line with my hanzo yesterday , I killed a enemy hanzo one clear shot in the head, then my hanzo laugh in a mocking way and said
" gotcha" I guess is a really rare one to get cuz you're video doesn't have it , being a main Hanzo player❤️ it was really adorable for me hearing it , that line make my day ❤️
He got another one where if you get a head shot with sonic arrow on an invisible sombra he would go "ohh" and then laugh slightly.
Orisa really wants Hanzo to ride her eh?
Orisa 💀
Lol i laughed at this part 3:07
Genji and hanzo lines hit hard for me my brother is perfectly fine but life is keeping me away from him he’s my best friend I can’t wait to be reunited with him one day
His one with orisa is so out of nowhere but it’s so funny
He called cassidy baptiste and rein hot
Why do they always out the characters I like the least?
I think he's saying their vanity is their downfall.
And was he wrong?
WHEN I HEARD THAT I HAD TO REPLAY IT AGAIN BROS GAY AS HELL😭 ( not that I’m complaining 😏)
GOOD TASTE
3:14 “N O 🗿”
Honestly I’d be pissed too if I had a hamster throwing that level of disrespect at me lol
You can hear the sweat dripping on his forehead the way he responds to Orisa
Bro im a Hanzo main and I'm disappointed I've never heard the:
"I WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTED BY VERMIN". 😂
Blizzard should just make a Shimada movie already.
4:51 I think the writers are fans of Bapzo, Yeehan, and Reinzo
he's only got interactions complimenting the dudes appearances, huh? didn't know Hanzo swung that way
Really?? We ALL knew, there's a reason Hanzo x Cassidy is one of the most popular ship--
We been knowin' he a lil fruity
@@vixymix101 I knew about the ship, but I didn't know there was merit behind it
@@vixymix101 the reason is the fans are thirsty and think those two characters are hot. Like with most ships
Cassidy: I T S H I G H N O O N (aproches Hanzo rapidly). Hanzo: GET THE F@&K AWAY FROM ME!(shoots an arrow) 5:01
Man Hammond be bringing all the sass and sauce this time around lmao
Someone get this man a therapist jesus christ
Pharah: "ohh I can aim"
Also pharah: "ahh"
Hanzo and Bap low-key bros
There's also a unique voiceline when he eliminates Genji mid-dash
“couldnt dodge that hmm?” altho this may just be elims on characters using mobility options at the instant
Poor bap. He just wanted his bow
Ha! That convo with Pharah! Perfectly sums up Pharahs. Splish-splash!
Hanzo with his final breathe snaps his bow in half out of spite
This made me laugh way harder than I thought
2:51
4:53
that's gay
5:00, Someone please make this a meme
LMAO 3:00
Dooms line is so cold for no reason
4:10 KICKING MY FEET HYEHEHEHHEEHEHHFEH
So Hanzo never wins an argument.
3:03
You're saying i cant aim? Ahaha.. I can aim.
A!-
missing a mei and hanzo interaction
They already have one
(scoffs)
4:52 I knew Hanzo was gay
We ALL knew
"No."
(3:12)
forgive me for this: orisa has...sassy black lady energy with hanzo
orisa: l see you looking at me.. .you want some of this.
hanzo: wha... of course not!
orisa: you ain't gotta lie
😂
3:06 JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
I can fix him
I came for his ult voiceline ;-;
“RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU”
“LET THE DRAGON CONSUME YOU”
4:50 fr
3:42 huhhhhh😢
3:07 and I thought all I'd hear is "Honour! Pain!..."
and i'm waiting for people do that with the portuguese ones
Pharah lmaoooo
3:07
ahhahaahahahha
I think there ganna add the father to the game
That fkn PHARAH XD 3:01
sake!!
I must reclaim my sake!
I choose you sake!
Winston 💀💀
3:05 Ah-!