Rocket Man it literally has at least something to do with that. I'm not saying that's what they meant it to be, I'm just saying this is what I associate it with. Game publishers would say that there's something great in the game but then it turns out it's all lies and you either will have to wait for it even more or won't ever get it.
LOL, as the daughter of a Baltimorean I can say that if this story took place in MD and was the plot of someone’s murder confession, I can SO see the cops being like “I don’t see the crime here?” lol
By the time you finish breaking down, picking out all the meat from a crab and finally eating it, you're more hungry than when you started. That's why you always get fried chicken at a crab feast.
I remember taking the NBC tour the next day this aired and I got to see the SNL set from afar and even got to see Kristen Wiig's Gilly costume, it was amazing!
In the first minute, it becomes pretty clear that there won't be any crab. We know this. So I prepped myself for a very boring and predictable outcome. But the way they revealed it was just too good. I should've known it was going to be the execution of the concept that really sealed the deal. Love it.
*I LITERALLY LIVED THIS. I HAD A GF WHO TALKED ALL DAY ABOUT HER MAN BRINGING SACKS OF CRAB LEGS OVER FOR DINNER. HE SHOWED UP HOURS LATE WITH A FEW LEGS JFC.*
hittman1412 Yeah I ment the while thing because, yeah, it's just, gosh darn brilliant! Gosh. Darn. Yep. I'm just gonna keep typing because I have no clue why I am or what else to say...
Any day now you'll be out of debt, be able to afford your own home, and you'll have spare money to vacation with!!!! Sorry, no, crippling debt for life.... (Walks away, turns off the light)
Don’t you know that for generations, old rich white Republicans have done absolutely everything to make sure that the children of this country will never get a piece of the American dream? They left us a million problems that they knew they couldn’t fix… that was our inheritance. It started with Citizens United, ending public news broadcasting, beginning the war on drugs, criminalizing children and criminalizing drugs and healthcare options for the people who needed it most, taking away Social Security, pensions, Social services, bending over for mass corporations for profit even though they knew these giant corporations were harming our planet, our food, our air, and our water supply, allowing the dumping of plastics oil, & fossil fuels, restricting access to education, medicare, Medicaid, food stamps, and healthcare and mental health care, Restricting access to housing, Crippling medical, school and credit card debt, mass incarceration, Addiction, poverty, chronic illness, leaving people homeless, refusing to let go of power and consolidating power and money and resources to keep themselves comfortable until the day they die, leaving us with nothing…. They’ve done absolutely everything to make sure that they had a better life at the expense of their children…. Creating problems they knew they could never fix. And now they’re trying to do it again. Donald Trump will make sure that there is no future for the next generation. Policies to keep the rich rich are extremely harmful to the rest of society when everyone else is crashing and burning. The American dream will never pay off for us because it was never supposed to . Our hateful and resentful parents and elderly Americans who got all of those luxuries and benefits are doing everything in their power to price us out of existence and find new ways to criminalize young people.
Born and raised in South Carolina (near Charleston) and we ALWAYS have the BEST fresh caught seafood! Blue crab, flounder, mahi mahi, shrimp, scallops, my favorites: Black sea bass, Grouper, Red snapper and yes...shark that I catch myself (sometimes lol) ...mmmm im taking my mom tomorrow for a seafood getaway!!! Yummm
Loved in Savannah GA and Kristen and Zooey nailed the obnoxiously strong southern accent.. and a +1 for the Kroger shoutout. If they mentioned their Sunday Pastor it would’ve been a Bible Belt Grand Slam.
it's a great presentation of how game developers make all the fuss before releasing the game
releasing* :)
haha well said
No Man's Lie...I mean Sky!
this has literally nothing to do with that
Rocket Man it literally has at least something to do with that. I'm not saying that's what they meant it to be, I'm just saying this is what I associate it with.
Game publishers would say that there's something great in the game but then it turns out it's all lies and you either will have to wait for it even more or won't ever get it.
Until she started speaking I thought Zoey was Katy Perry. ... She looks so different without a fringe.
OMG me too
You tryna tell me this woman isn't Katy Perry?
I can't tell them apart either
If she has big boobs it's Katy 😂
Kristen and Zoey have similar faces too. I think they could play sisters.
Until I read your comment I thought Zoey was Katy Perry...
for someone who likes crabs, this was so exciting and frustrating
Oh god yes!
For a second I had a mental lapse and almost skipped ahead in the video so we could eat the crab.
Never have I been more unsure about the number of syllables that the word "crab" actually contains...
cu-ra-ab 😂😩
C-ra-yu-b
Come to the south U.S. You'll be surprised what has more syllables (and less) than they should
Cur-ray-yub
Imagine if they had to say Krabby Patty
As a person from Maryland this is a horrible thing to do to people.
It’s a joke, get over it
I don't even want no crayab. Lol
LOL, as the daughter of a Baltimorean I can say that if this story took place in MD and was the plot of someone’s murder confession, I can SO see the cops being like “I don’t see the crime here?” lol
From Baltimore and I'm smh
By the time you finish breaking down, picking out all the meat from a crab and finally eating it, you're more hungry than when you started. That's why you always get fried chicken at a crab feast.
crayyub
Kra-yuhb
Just when I thought that I have watched every video of Kristen, here pops this one.
Same. Here
That's exactly what I said
Omg same!!!
Right...?
So true! I am on a Kristen Wiig Marathon!
Fuck this skit was actually making me hungry and impatient, and im severely allergic to crab.
Same here 😂 I love crab but I’m allergic and this has got me really wanting a bite
Y’all should have ate before watching this lol
You allergic? You kuta
yesss crab allergy unite
Right
I've watched this 3 times and they had me believing crab was coming each and every time.
This is completely how it's at my sister's house, she makes a big deal about getting the on time then we have to wait 5 hours for the food smh
Dump da sister
Hell no I'm ordering food in an hour
LoL literally same. I always come an hour late to avoid having to sit around and doing small talk while waiting for the food.
This is probably one of the most evil thing you can do to another person :___(
Number of times mentioning crab: 🦀
Kristin (Jolene): 21
Zooey (Wendy): 21
Andy: 3
Jay: 1
Abby: 1
Bobby: 1
Taran: 1
Total: 49x 🦀
🤣🤣 That’s hilarious!! Thanks for taking the time to count them makes it even funnier!
That's 1 every 7 seconds 👀
How many Y’all’s? 24?
Is this carcinogenesis
I remember taking the NBC tour the next day this aired and I got to see the SNL set from afar and even got to see Kristen Wiig's Gilly costume, it was amazing!
It just reminds me of Fyre Festival... lol
What?
@The Void oh thank you
*mouthing
“We dont have any crabs” hahaha
They spoke of CRAB so much, I got a real hankering for it now. Damn those girls!!
There ain't any!!!
They never actually mentioned CRAB. Only something called CRAYUB.
In the first minute, it becomes pretty clear that there won't be any crab. We know this. So I prepped myself for a very boring and predictable outcome. But the way they revealed it was just too good. I should've known it was going to be the execution of the concept that really sealed the deal. Love it.
Yo. Spoilers alert.
@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 Did they spoil the crab for you?
I can understand them getting a bit crabby.
Yeah, the situation went sideways...
You mean craeyabby
I think it was the closest they were getting to crabs 😭
Yes. Crayab is almost too good to be true.
Crayab 🦀
Craeb
Crayub.
Aaaaah I'm dying here and I'm only 2 and a half minutes in. At least give them some alcohol already! Those poor people!!! *sobs hysterically*
This is how dating feels like to me.
How? 😂
Well, you don't want to get crabs after a date..
Hahah cause of the disappointment & lead on's then nothing?
LMAO!!!!
Both..
Crab doesn't sound like a word anymore 😂
new drinking game: take a shot every time someone says 'crab'.
Crayub
Or Y’all.
So are these their friends or their customers!?
LOL
For real, I wanna know the answer too.
Friends. It's supposed to be a party.
They ore their crebs.
Those are their enemies :) For sure
CRAEEB
Kuh rye yabb.
Kuh-ray-ub-buh
Reading all the comments in their accent.
*I LITERALLY LIVED THIS. I HAD A GF WHO TALKED ALL DAY ABOUT HER MAN BRINGING SACKS OF CRAB LEGS OVER FOR DINNER. HE SHOWED UP HOURS LATE WITH A FEW LEGS JFC.*
You forgot the crayab legs?!
No one cares. Especially not enough for this to be in bold and caps.
kristen wiig's southern accent will always be iconic
Sounds super fake, southerners don’t say y’all that much.
@@danpats1I’m from Alabama and my family does
@@unidentified3921me too. Where at in AL? I live in Calhoun County. The Anniston, Oxford, Jacksonville, and Piedmont area.
@@gambitwilsonbillyho953 Madison County
Marketing personified; ie, Marketing is an illusion and a false promise.
No, that would be cheap sales tactics. Marketing is everything from the TH-cam comment you write to the clothes you wear.
Legend has it that to this day they still are waiting for their crab
Can someone count how many times Zooey's voice cracked during the skit?
412
We played a drinking game with that and I'm schamammred
Why am i so addicted to this skit !!!! I've watched it so many times ...
This is one of my all time favorite sketches. Its sooooo stupid its funny. SO. MUCH. CARAB!!!
This Skit is so underrated ...
I don't even eat crabs but that buildup sure made me want some.
Dang it, now I actually wanna eat crab! O.o
I know right? My stomach's actually grumbling. Imma make a little trip to the kitchen.
@@rajithmaligaspe I'm hungry now
3:50 - This is the prayer I say before every crab eating occasion 😁🙏
Zooey reading q cards to save her life, Kirsten smashed it as usual
Zooey is a guest. She's not doing in on weekly. ;)
Kristen was clearly looking at them to. Biased much?
Wow this is one of my favourite snl skits ever
Zooey looked like Katy Perry!!
Kristen wiig is the most funniest woman on earth.
Kristen is awesome, but my vote is for Catherine O'Hara!
@Crni Covek so is your MOM
So who is the tallest midget?
most funniest? Its either "most funny" or "funniest" can't combine the 2....
@@engineeringreality7878 thanks for the info. I have ADHD and dyslexia so most words look to same to me.
Okay, I think the crayub is readyyyy to partyyyy!! With the best of friends
I need more of Zoey in curls. Please 🙏
One of the best Snl skits ...
i was getting impatient lmaooo i couldn't imagine how they felt 🤣😭
Describes my life perfectly, full of disappointment.
2:52 That joke is my type of joke and her reaction just after... Please be my wife Kristen Wiig...
Joseph Winchester the knee slap got me, lmao
hittman1412
Yeah I ment the while thing because, yeah, it's just, gosh darn brilliant! Gosh. Darn. Yep. I'm just gonna keep typing because I have no clue why I am or what else to say...
Im definitely into dry humor, but this meat was waaay too dry.
This is so something I would do. Hype everything and everyone up, get all decorations, leave no nuance missed, and oops, forget the main thing. 🤣😂🤣
Take a shot every time they said crab lol. You’ll end up really intoxicated
Zooey does good perm!
That would have pissed me off😂😂😂
I love how those on the left end moved over, when they thought that the crab was actually gonna be served.
Damn I was excited too to see them eat craiiiibbb...
Maybe a "side joke"... the resemblance between crab... and CRAP, they were actually feeding the guests with CRAP 🤭🤭... lots of it🤣
I thought they were going to come out with the word crap on it and say there it is....crap
I need more Zooey and Kristen content!!
Is this Katy Perry or Zoey Deschannel? I really can't tell
+Christos Christopoulos Zoey, but the first time I watched this I though it was Katy Perry
+Christos Christopoulos It's Zoey
+Christos Christopoulos they are cuz
I couldn't tel- oh thank god it's Zoet
Oh ... that's actually Zaty Perchannel
I haven't eaten any fish or crustacean products in the last 20 years, but damn I really want some fucking crab right now.
I lost it when they started mouthing sorry behind the closed doors.
dictionary: crab
my mind: KU-RAH-YUB
I've never even had crab but just thinking about it made me have to get up at 2 am for something to eat
The crab is readyyyy.... TO PARTAAYYYY 🦀
2:08
Andys 'alright then go get it!' with that chuckle to soften the blow. at 2:12 went unnoticed by the audience and it was perfectly planted
There's some Barb and Star (Vista del Mar) in there. 🍹🍍🦀🌴
hahaha 'mayonnize'
This is the best SNL sketch ever. This is a thousand times better than "more cowbell." CRAY-AHBS!! 👍💯
Crab skit is good but more cowbell is better! More cowbell could be number 1 of all time.
On second thought, van down by the river is more likely to be number 1 of all time.
I hate this type of gatherings because I’m always starving
Am I the only one that actually wants one of the shirts?😂😂
Man, Zooey really does look like Katy Perry that I almost couldn't tell which one it was.
Yeah they actually played on this in Katy Perry's new song It's Not the End of the World
Yup. I thought it was Katie
Until she started to try to act and failed. Then I knew for sure it was zooey. No one can not act as badly as zooey can't act.
"Moist and from Maryland." 💃🏽
Sounds like somebody I know.. 😆 🤣
The change of feeling from excitement to disappointment and anger is real.😂
Queens of edging
I think I’m gonna need a bigger size than “medium” after eating all that crayuuub
they don't have any crabs hahahaha
Zooey was really good on this one she is so funny
This is like being a millenial waiting for the American dream to pay off.
Any day now you'll be out of debt, be able to afford your own home, and you'll have spare money to vacation with!!!!
Sorry, no, crippling debt for life....
(Walks away, turns off the light)
...Still waiting for the fighter jet I was promised by a Pepsi commercial!!!
...In the 80's!!!
Don’t you know that for generations, old rich white Republicans have done absolutely everything to make sure that the children of this country will never get a piece of the American dream? They left us a million problems that they knew they couldn’t fix… that was our inheritance.
It started with Citizens United, ending public news broadcasting, beginning the war on drugs, criminalizing children and criminalizing drugs and healthcare options for the people who needed it most, taking away Social Security, pensions, Social services, bending over for mass corporations for profit even though they knew these giant corporations were harming our planet, our food, our air, and our water supply, allowing the dumping of plastics oil, & fossil fuels, restricting access to education, medicare, Medicaid, food stamps, and healthcare and mental health care, Restricting access to housing, Crippling medical, school and credit card debt, mass incarceration, Addiction, poverty, chronic illness, leaving people homeless, refusing to let go of power and consolidating power and money and resources to keep themselves comfortable until the day they die, leaving us with nothing…. They’ve done absolutely everything to make sure that they had a better life at the expense of their children…. Creating problems they knew they could never fix.
And now they’re trying to do it again. Donald Trump will make sure that there is no future for the next generation. Policies to keep the rich rich are extremely harmful to the rest of society when everyone else is crashing and burning.
The American dream will never pay off for us because it was never supposed to . Our hateful and resentful parents and elderly Americans who got all of those luxuries and benefits are doing everything in their power to price us out of existence and find new ways to criminalize young people.
The third time they said crab, I knew there's no crab.
To be fair, all the guests were indeed extremely crabby at the end, so they didn't lie.
Born and raised in South Carolina (near Charleston) and we ALWAYS have the BEST fresh caught seafood! Blue crab, flounder, mahi mahi, shrimp, scallops, my favorites: Black sea bass, Grouper, Red snapper and yes...shark that I catch myself (sometimes lol) ...mmmm im taking my mom tomorrow for a seafood getaway!!! Yummm
Loved in Savannah GA and Kristen and Zooey nailed the obnoxiously strong southern accent.. and a +1 for the Kroger shoutout. If they mentioned their Sunday Pastor it would’ve been a Bible Belt Grand Slam.
I loved the surreal ending
0:31 She went full-Target Lady
crah-yhubs LOL
Shit, thought she was Katy Perry! Zooey...
y’all are gonna leave more crab than person? 😂
I actually craving.... Crab now
In my head Kristen’s character is the same as when she was the lady auditioning for QVC
You needed Cecily as the other one so when they shut the patio door they could start raging at each other.
Crayab!!
I don’t think there’s ever been a comedian like Kristen Wigg she’s the King. 🙌
read that sentence out loud to yourself slowly
They turned the lights off and I lost it. 🤣🤣🤣
Waiting for Goddard....
Daang, this is the lowest crap one can pull on on another being..
*These are bowls, they’re for y’alls leg shells*
Southern hospitality, gotta love it.
2012 and watching it in 2021😃🍀🇮🇪💚
Haven't been able to watch this video for a long time because of copyright issues, finally available again~
This is the absolute definition of a crab light mentality😂😂 😂
This triggered my anxiety so much. Lol
They knew what they were doing when they dressed Zooey in that costume.
This has to be what inspired those "Screams" movie. Friggin crab teasing
I was waiting for the punch line as much as the people on the sketch were waiting for the crabs. And now I am disappointed. Just like them.
+Matt Moves here you go 4:33
+Matt Moves Lol I was about to say
Well, it's called life .. no punchline, just crazy shit that could happen to anyone
It's not a punchline joke. More of a relatable kinda funny.
The punch is to their empty crabless guts lol
thank you lord for all this crab