MY ANACONDA DON'T!

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  • @ericr.4607
    @ericr.4607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2497

    She teased you twice and right when you though you were safe she just slammed you. That was the funniest snake moment I've ever seen.

    • @tbalpha2295
      @tbalpha2295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Eric R. Just like human females

    • @augustsmith9553
      @augustsmith9553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s what this video was about, yup

    • @jtair4s921
      @jtair4s921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eric R. Yes i cried hahaha 😂😂👌🏾 dont bite nononnono 😂😂 ah oki he didnt! Oh shut he bite 😂😂😂and jumpscared out of the Box 😂👍🏾 beste scene ive ever Seen 😂

    • @salmanfarisi9976
      @salmanfarisi9976 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no

    • @aussiezombies551
      @aussiezombies551 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TBalpha22 exactly 😂

  • @kylieyoung3989
    @kylieyoung3989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1986

    Chandler: he is beautiful
    Snake: ITS MA'AM

    • @miyahlewis436
      @miyahlewis436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kylie Young 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ran2fye
      @ran2fye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kylie Young 😂😂😂

    • @Ibaneddie76
      @Ibaneddie76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude that is hilarious haha.

    • @estrellalifestyle9923
      @estrellalifestyle9923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She surely felt offended by him calling her a man

    • @sweetea3272
      @sweetea3272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

  • @sargentrowell81
    @sargentrowell81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    "He's thinking about it, he didn't do it though. That's good. N-N-N-N-NO! N-N-N-NO!"
    Anyone else laugh hysterically at that?

    • @jamiebun3870
      @jamiebun3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me

    • @jaydunjj518
      @jaydunjj518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes, I died laghfing

    • @GlamAm85
      @GlamAm85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did😂😂

    • @SassyWaifUwU
      @SassyWaifUwU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I laughed harder looking at the snakes face as he said that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @waylonmoore3291
      @waylonmoore3291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes lol

  • @ciaramulligan355
    @ciaramulligan355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2293

    Previous owner: “Yeah man they’re pretty tame”
    *both snakes bite chandler*

    • @nikolet365
      @nikolet365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Never trust a man in camo crocs...or any crocs

    • @wolfcatcombo5859
      @wolfcatcombo5859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm sure that has nothing to do with the way that he handled them....

    • @nightpaladin1754
      @nightpaladin1754 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @greysongambino3928
      @greysongambino3928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ciara Mulligan the girl is the best lmfao

    • @Nardd4k
      @Nardd4k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @echo2893
    @echo2893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    That female was so sneaky lol. “See? I’m not going to bite you... sike!”

    • @YesDaddyTDPop
      @YesDaddyTDPop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Echo sneaky 🐍

    • @omarisme7711
      @omarisme7711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo echo I have that pic has my gamerpic

    • @echo2893
      @echo2893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thebosskitten K.O that’s awesome. Small world, huh? 😸

    • @harpoon_bakery162
      @harpoon_bakery162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Echo --->> dude, it's "psych" you out! wtf

    • @echo2893
      @echo2893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harpoon_bakery162 not where I grew up lol. It was definitely "sike"

  • @starblaze5813
    @starblaze5813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Video intro: "Chandler surrounds himself with professionals"
    Chandler: *Handling a currently dangerous snake*
    Will: *tickles said snake for no reason*

    • @BootyClaimer
      @BootyClaimer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Will didn't get bit so he is still professional 😁

    • @14yeartwitch14
      @14yeartwitch14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Will's an asshole for that.
      I'd wait for him to fall asleep and drape that anaconda over him. As soon as he felt her grip and woke up, I'd ask Will, "why don't you tickle her now!?"

    • @lexipatel9593
      @lexipatel9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      14yeartwitch yo chill

    • @14yeartwitch14
      @14yeartwitch14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lexipatel9593 yeah, you're right. My bad, got wrapped up in the intensity.

    • @lexipatel9593
      @lexipatel9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      14yeartwitch its ok! 😁

  • @hannahamburgey5714
    @hannahamburgey5714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    That is probably why the guy wanted to get rid of the snakes.

    • @sandraseepersad3333
      @sandraseepersad3333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True

    • @herroemanhandoyo4936
      @herroemanhandoyo4936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s hungry snake bite

    • @mattwilkie9713
      @mattwilkie9713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He mentioned having kids now. Wife probably said it was time for them to go before something happens to kids

    • @Monster-ks2yx
      @Monster-ks2yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattwilkie9713 for me it would go something like. "You have today to get them out of here, cuz tomorrow I am making snake soup. "

  • @Osprey1994
    @Osprey1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4923

    Anaconda: Maybe I bite?
    Chandler: Please no
    Anaconda: Ok I'll back off
    Chandler: Thank you thicc boi
    Anaconda: I'M A GIRL! *CHOMP*

    • @Rickyrocket51
      @Rickyrocket51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      IT'S MA'AM!!

    • @nickpye9738
      @nickpye9738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Rickyrocket51 lmao Damn you win

    • @xxryxmexx2271
      @xxryxmexx2271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OspreyBravo18 that was not funny

    • @Pool1919
      @Pool1919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @Pool1919
      @Pool1919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      **subs to u**

  • @jearriejeansumagang5683
    @jearriejeansumagang5683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Chandler: its so slow
    Anaconda: ok i make it fast.

  • @kylieroth2326
    @kylieroth2326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I love how all snake handlers are just like “hey don’t bite me... you’re gonna bite me”

  • @islamcculloch220
    @islamcculloch220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4793

    Him : *gets bitten by snake*
    Him : *continues to hold snake calmly*
    Me : *gets bitten by snake*
    Me: *throws snake across the room*

    • @toasted_toast885
      @toasted_toast885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      You: this snake is feisTY
      yEET

    • @inaamani546
      @inaamani546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      *DANGERNOODLES MUST FLY*

    • @Vizi_
      @Vizi_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      snake after thrown: came back and fucking ate you

    • @fukyun8759
      @fukyun8759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      *Me : See a snake*
      *Me : RUN*

    • @adamarisdelarosa2962
      @adamarisdelarosa2962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I wont be handling a snake never in my life in the first place

  • @samloudy845
    @samloudy845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Snake: goes slow to freak him out,
    Him: freaks out
    snake: 😂 chill I ain’t gonna bite
    ...
    Snake: SIKE!

  • @Cyndy101
    @Cyndy101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    A female snake with a sense of humor! LOL 👍🏼😂😂😂 Sassy Gal

    • @chetsi_099
      @chetsi_099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And they say girls can't do comedy... Obviously they haven't seen this beauty.

    • @jaykrashin7964
      @jaykrashin7964 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Girls are not funny sorry bud :/

    • @chetsi_099
      @chetsi_099 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaykrashin7964 I don't blame you for thinking so.. I guess you're a victim of patriarchy like so many others... But don't worry. Hang around here and that sassy girl will change your mind with a few hisses. Won't even take a human girl to spell it out. All the best! ^^

  • @duskt1ldawn
    @duskt1ldawn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3633

    Chandler: Please don’t bite me!!.. He’s thinking about it but he didn’t do it
    Anaconda: *EXCUSE ME IT’S MA’AM*

    • @spaghettiwolf8253
      @spaghettiwolf8253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Know ur gender lol🤣

    • @sunchi11
      @sunchi11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Girl like snakes bc they like it big n long especially ononconda

    • @TheLychie
      @TheLychie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOLLLL

    • @halffrog30
      @halffrog30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TRIGGERED

    • @123HappyMad
      @123HappyMad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am SCREAMING at this 😭😭😭😭

  • @holyswordofex-yungmen50yea3
    @holyswordofex-yungmen50yea3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Plot twist : that guy donated those Anacondas bcuz he's scared now just like we are 😂😂

    • @onekittyhawk63
      @onekittyhawk63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He has a child now. There is a reason to be concerned.

    • @tyrides6566
      @tyrides6566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Naw they just cute lil snuggle noodles

    • @Trippy_Ghost
      @Trippy_Ghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      b ray he doesn’t want them to get bit

    • @skillfulgoose101
      @skillfulgoose101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tyrides6566 Maybe the green ones but not the yellow ones.

  • @kamrynstruse9538
    @kamrynstruse9538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Him: *gets bitten by both snakes*
    Also him: *continues to compliment both snakes*

    • @playerunknown7211
      @playerunknown7211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has got them treated
      Their venom glands don't work.

    • @bqualitysnake6549
      @bqualitysnake6549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@playerunknown7211 still, the ow and the wow so beautiful are only like 5 seconds apart

    • @joao17771
      @joao17771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@playerunknown7211 anacondas don't have venom glands. They're constrictors

  • @jennawhite5466
    @jennawhite5466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    That moment when you think you might get bit, so you start talking to the snake in the vain hope that it will respond like a dog, and get bit anyway because it’s a snake.

    • @jordanpurdham6938
      @jordanpurdham6938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I do the same thing with my little corn Snake lol she fisty well trained but like any she you piss her (doesn't matter if you looked at her the wrong way or talk to her in any way) she'll coil up and rattle her tail like a rattler (little shit scared the crap out of me and my dad the first time she did that lol) and mean mug you contemplating whether she wants to strike at you like some hot shot or just give the f.u. look an slither at back to her hide lol

  • @reido_dorito
    @reido_dorito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Owner: "They're 'puppy-dog tame'"
    Anaconda: *bites Chandler and throws chair*

    • @mimthyss
      @mimthyss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah the owner said that the people he got em from said that.. and then he was like "obviously they were wrong" hahaha

    • @tombthegod1155
      @tombthegod1155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @Trashpandayt
    @Trashpandayt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    Chandler: *gets bitten by snake*
    Also Chandler: *Stays still and calm*
    Me: *gets bitten by snake*
    Also Me: *bites the snake back*

    • @zeth886
      @zeth886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nice😂

    • @pparich
      @pparich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Facts

    • @Pavan_Aiyappa
      @Pavan_Aiyappa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This had actually happened in India ! drunk man bit the snake ,it was a viper and things did not go well for him !!

    • @erikaflowers8582
      @erikaflowers8582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Pavan_Aiyappa I won't even hold a snake if u see me holding one then sums wrong and I have no other choice but to

    • @ericav3426
      @ericav3426 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO😂😂

  • @dandelion1627
    @dandelion1627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    Chandler's arms are beautiful, big, and strong. No wonder both snakes want a bite of it.

    • @saige5119
      @saige5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Camera guy: Hey, I think moto moto likes you..
      Anaconda(moto moto): I like em big, I like em chunky, i like em big, with somethin somethin.
      Chandler: This is not how a relationship works.. no dont bite me!
      Anaconda: Chunky.. *bites* ((Yes, ik thisis weird but its immediatley what I thought of XD

    • @iloylunabellaterrispiky5735
      @iloylunabellaterrispiky5735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alexis Stong 😂

    • @liamc1102
      @liamc1102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@saige5119 Wtf! 😂

    • @Nuk4Queen
      @Nuk4Queen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      A. Female. Perv. A rare oddity

    • @sleinfox9217
      @sleinfox9217 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saige5119 This is the best thing.

  • @l0strobot
    @l0strobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Chandler: so why you giving them away.
    Him: I got kids
    Chandler: *handles snakes, gets bitten by both of them*

  • @jacindaflowers2040
    @jacindaflowers2040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I want my boyfriend to talk about me like he talks about his snakes “drop dead gorgeous”

    • @lazinarahman7850
      @lazinarahman7850 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacinda Flowers 😅

    • @shannonf1562
      @shannonf1562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol "she's a SUPER defensive anaconda"

    • @jacindaflowers2040
      @jacindaflowers2040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shannon Fankhauser I am 😂

    • @TheKrokomaster
      @TheKrokomaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "lemme just pick her up so you can see this beautiful beautiful female.. Look at those spots, ah, beautiful.. So were gonna put her to quarantine for about a month...."

    • @23Jpro
      @23Jpro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe he shouldn’t be your Bf if he doesn’t talk to you that way. You’re beautiful

  • @agentvx8320
    @agentvx8320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    My anaconda don't want none unless you're Chandler's arm.

  • @jeromelister3565
    @jeromelister3565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I’m yelling at the screen saying chandler watch out , like he can hear me 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

  • @Tielsss
    @Tielsss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Very dangerous noodles.

  • @desireejade5527
    @desireejade5527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm laughing so hard I'm cryin! 🤣
    I'm gonna bite you! ..jk...or am I? Nah, I'm kidding....nope! Bite! Lmao she had to get the last word in striking from the bin 🤣🤣

  • @nicoleashleysaclolo9239
    @nicoleashleysaclolo9239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Imagine, someone breaks at Chandlers house and open a container full of snakes hahaha gosh. Thats a treasure menn

    • @nyria3246
      @nyria3246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @jambbbottvvvv
      @jambbbottvvvv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good idea

    • @TheRealFDR
      @TheRealFDR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *OPENS A CONTAINER OF VENOMOUS SNAKES*

    • @taiefislam3006
      @taiefislam3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheRealFDR *THEN GETS BITTEN*

    • @TheRealFDR
      @TheRealFDR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *IS WEARING KNIGHTS ARMOR*
      *THROWS SNAKE AT INTRUDER*

  • @solowarrior3218
    @solowarrior3218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    I would’ve cried if I got bit idc if the camera is on and I have to act tough I would’ve still cried

    • @AndrewsWrld
      @AndrewsWrld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Solo Warrior321 everyone will , chandlers just not a bitch tho 😂🐐

    • @arjhonagase9398
      @arjhonagase9398 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BLV KB lmao

    • @sundaya1
      @sundaya1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont cry baby ill give you candy

    • @KlonoaPS01
      @KlonoaPS01 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats crying going to solve...

    • @solowarrior3218
      @solowarrior3218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You guess some people don’t know how hard an anaconda bite hurts lol. Don’t talk shit if you haven’t felt the pain of the bite dumbasses.

  • @sweettea4299
    @sweettea4299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

    10:36
    Chandler: he didn't do it, he didn't do it.
    The guy in the back: "she"
    Anaconda: damn right "she" 😤

    • @leslieconstantino8378
      @leslieconstantino8378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @sarahtaylor-duff4058
      @sarahtaylor-duff4058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣

    • @laerendor793
      @laerendor793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shouldnt we use "it" for animals regardless of gender?

    • @mortal_legacy9540
      @mortal_legacy9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Laerendor no your dumb

    • @bobayagga2233
      @bobayagga2233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jonah Stafford plenty of organisms or animals that are made up of both sexes . JS . And why so angry??

  • @annabowler2373
    @annabowler2373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love these videos. I love how calm and collected he is when he is holding a snake, even when he gets bitten! He is amazing in many ways! Thank you for posting the great videos Chandler!

  • @mizundeadjoker
    @mizundeadjoker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "I'm gonna dooo it. I'm gonna doooo it. Just kidding man I'm not gonna-
    HRAWR"

    • @evanwilds1458
      @evanwilds1458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PidgePotato this is honestly the best comment here. You need a lot more likes dude

  • @MeganR9156
    @MeganR9156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Maybe she was so upset because you called her a him😂

    • @Kasspyr
      @Kasspyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "It's Ma'am!"

    • @ej1277
      @ej1277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kalie Verchatelli 😂

    • @danymclarke
      @danymclarke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea dude you got her pronoun wrong wtf

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kasspyr LOL!!

    • @jasminnhaynes6568
      @jasminnhaynes6568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He Got her so mad She tryed To Kill him!😂😝

  • @NickWright
    @NickWright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The water dish issue is exactly what I went thru with a past Burmese Python (a big one). EVERYTIME it went, it went in the water tub lol

    • @cassidyallison3900
      @cassidyallison3900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Personally I would rather them poop in the water bowl and me snatch it out real quick, clean it, and put it back in then have to clean it out of the enclosure. Especially if they bite a lot.

    • @OptaIgin
      @OptaIgin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s easier to clean if you opt to natural enclosure

  • @god_shot9201
    @god_shot9201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    This is how many times he said “anaconda”
    ⬇️

    • @phillipdodds7860
      @phillipdodds7860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MR.Gamer Gamer dude you mean how many times he said “and-danconda”

    • @ChLemS
      @ChLemS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think I heard more 'beautiful' than anaconda 😂

    • @vincentxiong2858
      @vincentxiong2858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trash

    • @lullahwants2vibe148
      @lullahwants2vibe148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably coz the videos about anaconda’s =.=

    • @Peaceinlove1432
      @Peaceinlove1432 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @cdawg0642
    @cdawg0642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Casually keeps talking while blood is starting to drop down his arm

    • @TheKrokomaster
      @TheKrokomaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because it's literally not that bigga deal idk what ya'll crying about

    • @drakesomerset129
      @drakesomerset129 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheKrokomaster lmao exactly

    • @scoobydoo6423
      @scoobydoo6423 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheKrokomaster I have hemophobia

    • @eddiegradillas4776
      @eddiegradillas4776 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Waa

  • @ig7024
    @ig7024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Dog walking in the back:
    Me: RUN DOGGIE RUN FROM HERE

    • @TheHoweitzer
      @TheHoweitzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get out while you can!

  • @Shiv-bh3wo
    @Shiv-bh3wo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The fear in his voice when Will tickled the snake.

  • @adoraklee5026
    @adoraklee5026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I screamed for a good 15 seconds on that anaconda toying with Chandler, CRAZY!

    • @niknok560
      @niknok560 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U so nasty

  • @marknewton3579
    @marknewton3579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Female Anaconda: i'm gonna bite yaaaaaa
    Chandler: No no no!!!!
    Female Anaconda: Noo? good Chandler
    Chandler: She so slow, She so slow!!
    Female Anaconda: TF!! DID YOU JUST CALL ME SLOW!!!!!!

  • @curtisjoe24
    @curtisjoe24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Your so careful handling venomous snakes but let 2 anacondas bite you in less than 3 minutes. Lol

    • @okay_valorant
      @okay_valorant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikrr

    • @infinitetoast9200
      @infinitetoast9200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Well they just cause a little bit of pain, not death. So he is definitely not worried about these guys biting him. he saves the worry for Kevin and mark

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well I mean some shit you can't avoid he is smart he knows just try to stay chill and not rise to their aggressive nature to not fear them to keep calm control

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Kevin could kill him in one bite. These 2 anacondas are the least of his worries

    • @johnchase4408
      @johnchase4408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's not to bright.

  • @russellpatey374
    @russellpatey374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Took two bites! One from each! Maybe that's there way of saying hello I'm a killer

    • @glizzyglobler6547
      @glizzyglobler6547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Their*

    • @laylayh6496
      @laylayh6496 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Russell Patey that’s probably why he giving away

    • @angie8110
      @angie8110 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol just letting him know they're murder noddles

  • @Jasonth131
    @Jasonth131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Damm your king cobra is more chilling than this snake's

    • @Jasonth131
      @Jasonth131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Naisha Exantus sad no its not possible for me I have not the right space they deserve and no source for food snakes
      Look on the video Q&A with King Cobra the body language says a lot and I don't hear any hissing or the typical growling from Kevin
      You can see the other behavior in the video My new King Cobra Justina hissing and other things that say leave me alone

    • @kixstar9899
      @kixstar9899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes because they have venom and they try to preserve it. Anacondas are non venomous snakes and bite whenever tehy want(at least that's what chandler said in one of the videos idk which one)

    • @nfvy8111
      @nfvy8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      mafia swagger I mean king cobras can dry bite or poke with their head. Their temperament is just overall better. In many regions they coexist with humans.

  • @saige5119
    @saige5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Is it bad that I laughed when the female bit him? God that was so funny.
    Chandler: Now this female isn't tame
    Anaconda: Yup, definitely not.
    Chandler: Oh, she's on my arm.. oh Nope, please no!
    Anaconda: Fine..
    Chandler: Oh, whew I thought she was gonna get me there!
    Anaconda: no, Im gonna get you here instead.
    Chandler: No no no no. No!!
    Anaconda: God dammit, fine!
    Chandler: Oh, okay we're good guys. Wait, she's still on my arm..
    Anaconda: Bitch, I sure as hell am. *Bite*
    Chandler: ;-;

    • @dayfenixroberson8743
      @dayfenixroberson8743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You deserve a like, my fellow commenter!

    • @streamsniper1809
      @streamsniper1809 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed too

    • @floof4444
      @floof4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed too. SIKE

    • @hannah9828
      @hannah9828 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexis Stong a big old
      *CHOMP* out of his arm

    • @saige5119
      @saige5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Taylor cockett Why thank you! I love doing these types of things in the comment area.

  • @meaghannescheering2522
    @meaghannescheering2522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “Now this anaconda is a bit YOOOWWWW!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dravis1995
    @Dravis1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Why I get the feeling that the snake was more like having fun rather than seriously trying to hurt him?

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, it seemed more like it was testing the waters cause if an Anaconda goes in for the kill, it's really hard to get out of its grip because of their teeth.

  • @ayanna2442
    @ayanna2442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    GETCHO SNAKE BISH
    it don’t bite
    BISH YES IT DO

  • @p-gamer8201
    @p-gamer8201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    At the beginning when the snake was thinking about bitting him he was like:
    *Snake* : I'ma do it pal

  • @consciousobjector2507
    @consciousobjector2507 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL!!
    I know that look too!
    When that head starts to slowwwwly going sideways, you know what they're thinking! NOTHING is too big at that point!
    And your video still is PERFECT! I can't count the times I've come away looking much worse, but they're worth it.
    Amazing creatures...

  • @Beafree
    @Beafree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Hahaha! That’s a sneaky meatball. Beautiful snakes.

  • @slimyplayz7008
    @slimyplayz7008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Chandler: She's a girl
    **Brings anaconda in room**
    Chandler: He is beautiful!
    **The Result**
    7:42

    • @lolamia7940
      @lolamia7940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THE MIDNIGHT GAMING NETWORK grammatically he is used for any gender

    • @slimyplayz7008
      @slimyplayz7008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lolamia7940 You are correct bro! But I just wrote for fun, ;)

    • @lolamia7940
      @lolamia7940 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE MIDNIGHT GAMING NETWORK it’s 3:44 am where I am and I’m still up XR

    • @stickboi6089
      @stickboi6089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He calls him a boy because he’s a boy

    • @charlievazquez5124
      @charlievazquez5124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xXWolfie_PlaysXx not it’s just for men

  • @danielsavage2401
    @danielsavage2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Him:almost gets bit
    Will: she*
    Me:NOT THE RIGHT TIME, but that was hilarious 😂

  • @mikegray5064
    @mikegray5064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Anybody that handles venomous snakes for any length of time eventually gets bitten

    • @ranierabefrial9173
      @ranierabefrial9173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @BLV KB yeah but at the Right size...it can swallow you whole😂😂

    • @lulu18x
      @lulu18x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      new account the anaconda would have to be TONS bigger to be able to swallow him whole.

    • @captjc4415
      @captjc4415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ranierabefrial9173 that's green anacondas

    • @captjc4415
      @captjc4415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They aren't venemous

    • @ranierabefrial9173
      @ranierabefrial9173 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captjc4415 ha?

  • @essexhognose1808
    @essexhognose1808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I used to have an adult pair of Yellow Anacondas, both tame and never struck.
    The female had dark saddles, the make more faded.
    Patternless and typos are genetic morphs available for yellows

  • @canyounot6858
    @canyounot6858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That Anaconda be biting him like Squidward bites into a Krabby Patty for the first time.

  • @NikkiAMurrayAvon
    @NikkiAMurrayAvon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    They both have a beautiful rainbow sheen like a rainbow boa. Is that normal?

    • @lexusyisrael7947
      @lexusyisrael7947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nikki Murray yes, if I’m not mistaken, they’re closely related to the rainbow boa. Anacondas are water boas.

    • @danii1341
      @danii1341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Alot of snake scales have a holographic/iridescent sheen in the sun

    • @NikkiAMurrayAvon
      @NikkiAMurrayAvon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      D Cov my other snakes don’t have that sheen, only my rainbow boa.

    • @abbi7578
      @abbi7578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nikki Murray I’m not sure but I totally agree with u but they r very dangerous

    • @MatthieuAmherst
      @MatthieuAmherst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've got a hypo BCI. She has a rainbow sheen as well

  • @GGToonYT
    @GGToonYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I came for 7:39
    And so did you

  • @Darthweeb
    @Darthweeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can you do a montage of all the love taps you've gotten from your snakes? Your reaction was freaking hilarious and it made my day! 😂😂😂

  • @laurenpaula6490
    @laurenpaula6490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    7:46 the anaconda is trying to prove that he’s a spicy meatball 😂

    • @Cars-kp8wu
      @Cars-kp8wu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lauren Paula who r u Josh from big brother

  • @andrewcampbell600
    @andrewcampbell600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Him: gets bitten by snake
    Him: holds snake calmly
    Me: gets bitten by snake
    Me: uses snake as lasso and throws it off a cliff

    • @jeffkealy5951
      @jeffkealy5951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OI! Snakes can feel threatened, so it has a right, to bite you! Don't just fucking abuse it!

    • @lilgravyvert9991
      @lilgravyvert9991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jeff Kealy yeah I get that, one time when I was a teenager I picked up what I thought was a dead snake on my drive way and tried to throw it away it chomped on my arm and it didn’t let go so after struggling for a while I just swung and smashed it on the pavement it’s dead now

    • @danthelycan156
      @danthelycan156 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure you could if it let go of you

    • @eternalcarnival
      @eternalcarnival 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeff Kealy it was a joke

    • @benjaminlaster3773
      @benjaminlaster3773 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not sure you understand what a lasso is

  • @eastjuan5712
    @eastjuan5712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When that guy is scared of his Own snakes 😂

  • @kelliemarie2901
    @kelliemarie2901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Is it just me, or does it sound like Chandler calls them Andaconda’s lol?!

    • @jasonluke6364
      @jasonluke6364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thought i was hearing things

    • @MrRedeyedJedi
      @MrRedeyedJedi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kellie Marie because thats how its spelled? Anaconda ...

    • @Notiravgsarah
      @Notiravgsarah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MrRedeyedJedi she commented it sounds like he says anDacondas. They’re anacondas.

    • @johnchase4408
      @johnchase4408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not you. He calls them Andaconda's. Lmmfao

    • @johnchase4408
      @johnchase4408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrRedeyedJedi He says ANDaconda's they are called Anaconda's.

  • @justalouthing
    @justalouthing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Your channel makes me SWEAT 😂😂

  • @3Y3ECE
    @3Y3ECE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great vid!! Super informative to show the people what odd, random strikers they are. My first experience with anacondas was a baby green, super chill, happy to just sit in my hand, then slowly creeping up my arm, she just rolled her face to the side, all slow like, then clamped down on my forearm like a fat guy on a burrito, no aggression, no speed, just slow, deliberate, and powerful. Bled for like 10 minutes. No rhyme or reason to it, nothing was provoking her, and one minute shes super chill, next minute she's hungry for my forearm. I made a very wise decision that day, I bought the burmese python and not the anaconda! 18 years later, that burm is still with me, big, fat, happy male, 11-12 feet, over 100 pounds, and only ever bit one person. It was a warning strike cuz my room mate burst into the room to literally try to scare him, and turns out, the snake scared him instead. If ever there was a justified reason to bite, I'd dare say he earned that one!!
    Great vid, keep up the awesome work!!

  • @Rex_Rhett
    @Rex_Rhett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Donor dude: Find a good home for these anacondas.
    Chandler: Will do. Thank you for your donation.
    Kevin: 🤫

    • @jaysonwatson.5602
      @jaysonwatson.5602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chandler: hey what’s up sure you are taking great care of them man your a great person nice work thanks for video again keep them coming

  • @Justleciah
    @Justleciah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Him*Got damnit he's so slow
    Snake*Imma Girl *Bites*

  • @RK-bz7hb
    @RK-bz7hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    10:57 that anaconda almost bit his anaconda

    • @mufasaa.1
      @mufasaa.1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How tf do you knw dat he has an anaconda and not a littleConda?
      Uhm uhm....

    • @rek9999
      @rek9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol i get what u saying bro😂

    • @Myhandleisasecret123
      @Myhandleisasecret123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mufasaa.1 See I get what you were trying to do there, but you did it so badly that it wasn't funny...

    • @djrenders
      @djrenders 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @jmixOff
      @jmixOff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No .. u should say bird with 2 egg😂

  • @mynameispaul718
    @mynameispaul718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:30 “look at all the trafiic”
    India, China, Philippines : cute

    • @ebukaobi2098
      @ebukaobi2098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it's moving it's not traffic

  • @nighthawk0077
    @nighthawk0077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Hate snakes but really like your energy and professionalism!

    • @alucardnolifeking789
      @alucardnolifeking789 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why u hate em? Ever handled one? Its a awesome feeling.

    • @zachp8163
      @zachp8163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you ever SEEN a Ball Python, they have the nickname Boop Noodle for a reason

    • @ventyaveni885
      @ventyaveni885 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zachp8163 THEY'RE SO FRIGGIN ADORABLE

    • @zachp8163
      @zachp8163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ventyaveni885 HELL YEAH THEY ARE, WHY ELSE WOULD I HAVE ONE!!!!

    • @ventyaveni885
      @ventyaveni885 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zachp8163 YEESSSS

  • @maalus9965
    @maalus9965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The outtro was jokes. Just chillin with blood dripping down his arm lmao

  • @LiViNGwithMArkY
    @LiViNGwithMArkY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    She bit you because you called her a he and said she was slow 😂😂😂

  • @marvinmina146
    @marvinmina146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    If this man dont make videos anymore we all know why

  • @jeffd8465
    @jeffd8465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Snake: gonna bite you, I'm gonna bite, just kidding. PSYCH!
    I may have gotten some weird looks when I laughed in the IHOP.

  • @sandramorrison99
    @sandramorrison99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    You werent KIDDING about being SNEAKY!!!!!

  • @skakpedersen
    @skakpedersen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It takes a man to accept multiple bites from grown Anacondas, and not dropping the beast. Chandler, you got brass!
    Thanks for sharing.

  • @shafa1415
    @shafa1415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    These snakes get wayyy too close to the balls

    • @gourmetbanana
      @gourmetbanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its, ok. Those are balls of steel!

    • @slowedsongs7267
      @slowedsongs7267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spicy meatballs lmao

  • @daniellperez2339
    @daniellperez2339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Omg videos on how to care for a non venomous snake bite....

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      cold water/ice - constrict blood vessels stopping bleeding
      vaseline - to cover the open wound preventing bleeding/infection
      compress the bite - tying a bandage or pressing down with a wet towel to create pressure also stopping bleeding & swelling
      non stick gauze pad or tegaderm dressing - to cover the wound preventing infection
      elevation - by elevating the area of bite higher than your heart it reduces the bleeding

    • @daniellperez2339
      @daniellperez2339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GrowingDownUnder Yup... Chandler should post care and healing process. 👍

    • @TheFerrot
      @TheFerrot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daniell Perez there really isn’t much to most bites. They are like getting poked by needles. Their teeth aren’t for slashing and tearing like a dog or cat bite. It’s just sharp pointy needles for holding stuff.

    • @jordanpurdham6938
      @jordanpurdham6938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheFerrot still sucks getting bit but yeah it ain't nothing (for most) but a ton of little needle pricking ya

    • @iiparachuteregiment8800
      @iiparachuteregiment8800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rat bite hurts more

  • @jacqulyntyler6204
    @jacqulyntyler6204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That female was way too funny 😂 I watched her bite him like 20xs lol

  • @TheDarquon
    @TheDarquon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They are so well cared for, look how shiny and healthy they are

  • @freakyy9617
    @freakyy9617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    This is how many times Chandler got bite by a snake
    ⬇️

  • @mohcinmimos7102
    @mohcinmimos7102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I like how you deal with animals men good work✊

  • @TenThumbsProductions
    @TenThumbsProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The don't give you an indication of biting unless they do what he is doing right now....

  • @seanw7565
    @seanw7565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    He boosts his immune system by taking routine bites from Komodo Dragons to the ballsack.

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And, now, he speaks in a somewhat higher tone.

    • @akio_kuro
      @akio_kuro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For a moment I thought you were serious and I cringed so hard 😂

  • @Boredomsbestlife
    @Boredomsbestlife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for keeping it clean .....my 3 and 5 year olds love watching your videos. Keep up the educational facts too!

  • @johaku99
    @johaku99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Chandler: "I can't wait for this guy to be on Exhibit
    Snake: "I'm a girl
    *Slowly bites

  • @charondamotley9275
    @charondamotley9275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    lol so cool not the bites but the female cracked me up ms sneaky

  • @MissFifiCuppiKake
    @MissFifiCuppiKake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “I’m probably gonna take a bite”
    Will: *tickles her*

  • @josephinebrown2608
    @josephinebrown2608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    10:58 when the snake hits it head on the box I died 😂🤣

    • @izzcharris
      @izzcharris 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JJFoxy Girl dude 😂😂😂😂 i saw it funny as hell

    • @yunielelis
      @yunielelis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't even notice that. 😂😂😂 Now I'm laughing so hard

  • @MrsznewyawkRN
    @MrsznewyawkRN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    DUDEEEEE I can see the love you have for them cause if that was me that got bitten I would have (unintentionally) dropped it lol - you can see you REALLY love what you do mad love to you cause I couldn't 😂💯

  • @whousley
    @whousley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Like that John Wayne movie...
    "I'm not gonna hit ya."
    "I'm not gonna hit ya."
    "The H&&l I'm not!"
    Pop!

  • @jsantos5645
    @jsantos5645 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was so funny. The slow tease I'm gonna bite you, no I'm not, yes I am! Haha

  • @Blue-qr6mz
    @Blue-qr6mz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Bad will”- lmao that’s what I keep on telling will(from stranger things) but he don’t listen 😂😂😂

    • @patricksimpson4837
      @patricksimpson4837 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elizabeth san lol I love stranger things RIP ALEXIE RIP HOPPER RIP BILLY

  • @daniellperez2339
    @daniellperez2339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Omg I shivered when he bit you! Holy sh**!

    • @Cars-kp8wu
      @Cars-kp8wu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniell Perez didn’t you comment twice?

    • @daniellperez2339
      @daniellperez2339 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cars-kp8wu probably why?

    • @user-cb5bh3tm6v
      @user-cb5bh3tm6v 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t baby I’ll save you

    • @govindsharma519
      @govindsharma519 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Paige Sanderson u r so sweat

  • @chichirodriquez5857
    @chichirodriquez5857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    First sign was the original owner was scared of them

    • @bewareofdog8301
      @bewareofdog8301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao. Right. Thats always a bad sign.lol

    • @gabychuels2955
      @gabychuels2955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They’re wild animals. They need to be handled w care and caution. Just because they’re in a tank and they’re fed by humans doesn’t make them any less of predators

    • @ashleymarie6715
      @ashleymarie6715 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Traumatized* super jumpy. 🤔🧐

  • @itsmegan9950
    @itsmegan9950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Anaconda:I'm gonna bite ya
    Chandler:no no no pls don't bite me
    Anaconda:ok
    Chandler:*he*nearly bit me did you see that?
    Anaconda:I'm a girl bbbooooiiii *strikes*

  • @BP-dt5bx
    @BP-dt5bx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So funny! Literally put that last scene on repeat. I'm dying 🤣🤣

  • @r0ckyr04dz7
    @r0ckyr04dz7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Me: •gets bit by snake• Wait-
    •two minutes later•
    Me: Oh I was bit. FU-

  • @auntiethu4328
    @auntiethu4328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don't know how many snake vids I can watch but you for sure deserve a sub

  • @eden2266
    @eden2266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:04
    Me: DONT STAND LIKE THAT. DONT! It’ll bit u in the ba-
    Snake: * bites him where we all expect her to*

  • @laurenmorriseidson4009
    @laurenmorriseidson4009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Omg I just laughed so hard that cracked me up. Chandler is my dream guy lol. She was like slow mo biting .
    And hot will with washboard abs shirtless. Seriously reptiles and eye candy.

    • @oliviajones894
      @oliviajones894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WEIRD

    • @debbieathy5204
      @debbieathy5204 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is ok looking kinda too young looking for me he is funny but not my type but maybe some ones else’s type which is fine

  • @murderousashes9690
    @murderousashes9690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    She Was a *Bad* *Noodle* 🐍