"IM 34 YEARS OLD CAN I STOP HAVING THAT DREAM" Ever since I graduated high school, I've been having a dream where I get a phone call or letter that says I have to go back to high school for missing credits. Every time, I'll exclaim, "BUT I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE!" Then I go back to high school anyway, sometimes without pants. Dreams are cruel.
I had a dream recently where my old schools somehow lost all my records and I had to go back to kindergarten. Showing them my bachelor's degree and pointing out I'm 24 years old made no difference. Then when I got to kindergarten, I forgot you can't wear tank tops so the school wanted to call my mom to bring me a change of clothes and wouldn't let me drive myself home even though I had driven myself there that morning and had my driver's license and keys. Dreams are so weird sometimes...
I'm about ten years older than you, Hank, and I can tell you my own experience with the school anxiety dream. When I got to be about 40, it changed. Instead of having a recurring dream where I missed all my classes for a whole semester and then waking up in a cold sweat, I started having a recurring dream where I missed all my classes for a whole semester, called up an old friend who happens to be a tenured professor, and asked her to fix the problem for me, and then I'd wake up feeling completely satisfied with myself. The day you start fixing your nightmares by pulling strings with well-connected friends is the day you know yourself, beyond any shadow of a doubt, to be middle-aged.
(My friend the professor, though, once told me she's plagued with a recurring dream where she's forgotten to _teach_ her classes for a whole semester and is scheduled to give her students a final exam today that she hasn't even started preparing yet.)
Yes Hank, students still pass notes in class. Last year in my history class, while we were reviewing for a final exam (totally not an important thing to pay attention too, am I right), three of my friends and I passed each other a piece of paper and wrote haikus on them. For a good 20 minutes we passed this loose leaf around and the haikus started to create this epic story. We never got caught by my teacher, I passed the final exam with a 96, and still have that sheet of paper hanging on my wall :)
It makes me so happy that passing notes is still a thing. My friends and I used to play three-way tic tac toe in history class, back in 2000. I think the teacher knew, but we were all A students so he didn't care.
I have one of those big gum things stuffed with sticky notes from 4th grade and another one in fifth in 6th it was basically just in music class I have an intern notebook full lol
I'm crying thinking about how all of the people that made this comment 6 years ago are probably finished with school now. So fast. It makes me feel like I'm wasting time, that I should be being reckless, making memories.
I was dating this boy my freshman year of high school, and we would trade handwritten notes at least once per day. I kept all of those notes in the front pocket of my binder so that I could reread them. When he broke up with me and secretly started dating my best friend, I took all of those notes and mailed them back to him with a bunch of other stuff he had given me during the course of our 4 month relationship. Pretty dramatic stuff, looking back on it now, but it was some pretty awesome revenge-fantasy-fulfillment for 15-year-old me.
Also I love that there are background noises of Katherine watching Merlin. It's impossible to watch that show without making noises. Love it though and I think we can all agree that THE LAST EPISODE NEVER HAPPENED.
What last episode? I have no knowledge of there being a "last episode" of Merlin. We've just been on hiatus forever. Someday it'll come back and we'll get the ending we deserve.
Is it weird that I am watching this fullscreen and pausing to try and read what you wrote on each page. I like how at 1:21 you can see that John wrote "you suck, your brother"
I believe that says "You Suck Your Brother" no comma, which I imagine is just some kind of generic insult that I wrote to a friend. Or possibly one that they wrote to me.
It's been a busy day! I just finished a Hangout with Randall Munroe of xkcd, and then when I made this video live in, I think, broke some stuff. So I had to take it down and upload it again. now this video is here again and the record of the hangout we did together is Jetpacks and Certain Death with Randall Munroe Luckily reuploading this video took LESS THAN TEN SECONDS because I'm at Google HQ right now :-)
In High School I invented a game called note wars. You start with a piece of paper and write something like "hi how are you?" and pass it to the person next to you, but instead of waiting for a reply you start another one and another one, until you have three or four concurrent note-conversations going and you have to reply as quickly as possible so you don't end up with a build-up of notes on your desk. Obviously there was no time in between for actual learning. As a result I am bad at geography...
What happens is the horrible stuff is still in your memory, but it's super faded under whatever new stress/pressure you have. And when you think about high school, instead of thinking about grades or bullies or overbearing parents, you think about how awesome it was to not pay bills/loans/rent and how you wish you were young again instead of old.
***** It's encouraging to know that even when you're weird in high school, you can become as awesome and successful as you (maybe it even helps if you're a little weird). Very nice of you to include us in your nostalgia trip, that's pretty personal stuff.
I recently had a house fire (my family is safe) and had to go through the same process of keeping and trashing shit. I highly recommend it as a weekend activity for anyone with the time.
We used to pass notes in the hallway and then we upgraded to a pimped out notebook and we'd each write something to someone during class. Ah memories. I graduated in 2006
***** Good question. My parents were old school and didn't get me a texting plan until I was 17. But I always thought it was more fun to try to make cool designs on my letters. It wasted more time during class than texting did!
***** No way! I did that in 2004/05! My friends and I created our own coded alphabet so teachers wouldn't have a clue what we were writing each other. Good times, good times. I have a feeling kids of today don't enjoy these fun times. Could be wrong though.
I would know if I had a black lotus...black lotus was a big deal when I started playing. Indeed, I sold all of the even marginally valuable cards long ago.
I'm in university and I still write notes to my friend. Only the one though, she's the only one special enough to have shared classes with me. That said, I'm 28 and she's 29 and we're both doing undergrads, so maybe we do it because we're still a part of that generation. We are also most often the only ones who hand-write our notes rather than using our laptops which, for whatever reason, we still insist on lugging to school. I haven't figured that one out yet. Also, I'm watching this in 2018 so HELLO FROM THE FUTURE!!!
I just love this video. It's probably my third time watching it. Something about somebody like me going through their old high school stuff is just...great. I love it. I wonder what I'll think of my high school stuff when I'm in my 30s.
PeeJayEemus 2 yrs later... we graft new branches onto trees to make them better all the time. that's what you are, a grafted branch, not some poor lonely leaf.
My Precalc class in senior year of high school had a deal where if you got A's (or sometimes high B's) on all your tests, your homework grade was nullified. Even though I'd never been good at math, I was pretty dang intuitive in that class, and so I spent all non-lecture time in that class drawing an "art war" with the guy sitting next to me. For the uninitiated, an "art war" really has nothing to do with art, but rather it starts with some stick-guy in a precarious situation (ours was hanging from a cliff by rope). One person draws a thing very close to destroying him, then the next person draws a thing near to destroying that thing, and on and on. It becomes this crazy situation where if time moved forward a second, all chaos would be unleashed. Also, you can trace back all the events since each is aimed at the last. We ended up with six notebook pages stapled together 3x2 and absolutely covered in the graphite of insanity. The teacher kept it and expressed desire to frame it, although he still had it in his desk when I visited two years later.
My friend Heidi and I would pass notes between all of our classes, carried by a little coin purse shaped like a puppy, and we'd add in poems when life was hard. When we went to college, we mailed the puppy back and forth. Not efficient, but still fantastic. I'd recommend it. :)
I was homeschooled until college, so I only had 4-5 years of this terror being real. I'm not sure how long it's been since I dreamt about "it's the end of the semester and oh no I forgot I was registered for this class--I haven't attended at all", but....yeah, pretty sure it was the past couple years. If not, the memory is pretty salient now that Hank has brought it back up. Age 34.
***** It's the original trading card game. If you've heard of Pokemon cards, YuGIOh, or Hearthstone, they all took their inspiration from Magic. magic.wizards.com/en/what-is-magic
I wrote in a notebook with my best friend and we went through over 20 in the three years we went to school together. Sometime in the month before graduation we went through it all, laughed, cried, cringed, saved some songs and poems and drawings, and burnt everything else. It was beautiful.
HANK YOU MAKE ME FEEL UNACCOMPLISHED AS AN ARTIST!!! Like seriously, that art is stuff I would have to work at for a week to achieve!! And it's on stuff like homework which to me says you didn't work on it more than maybe a few hours and GAHHHH!! Also, despite having just graduated, I passed notes in class during high school. I recently found my Algebra 2 notebook from Freshman year and found notes between my friend Jon and me. They're from one or two days in the span of two weeks but we wrote many many more I recall.
Hank you're maybe about ten years older than I am, texting/facebook/tumblr came a little later for me, unlike the current young generation that has never lived without it. I did stuff like this A LOT! I doodled in class, I made wish lists (on paper), I wanted to be a fashion designer because i loved drawing creative dresses on the back of homework (that was also still on paper)! For some strange reason, I kept a lot of those doodles. For some reason, seeing that you kept those doodles too, makes me feel even more nostalgic about how I used to think.
I had so many notes from friends. I had a binder of notes and drawings we'd pass to each other (and a couple we mailed) all the time. Those are my favorite
Hi Hank! Great job on the livestream with Randall Munroe -- you didn't FTBA :) I'm a nerdfighter and a teen author -- I met you briefly at the Denver concert and gave you a copy of my most recent novel, "When Winters Cross." I just wanted to say thank you so much!! :) You and John are so awesome; Nerdfighteria means so much to me.
Looking back on old notes I passed with some of my best friends always bring me to happy tears of laughter. So nostalgic to be reminded of school notes of any kind from anybody.
Definitely passed notes in high school 2004-2008. We had a notebook in middle school that got swapped between classes but it got to be too conspicuous. I love that Katherine is watching Merlin, too.
"can I stop having these dream?" Oh yeah. I finished university and I'm still waking up in cold sweat after I dreamed about being late from a class in high school.
I'm very impressed that Hank can vlog while in the midst of moving house. Moving gives me such an intense sense of "none of my stuff is where it's supposed to be!" that I cannot do my normal activities because I must finish moving first.
marshmello3455 I've had that dream at times when I wasn't in high school or college too. What's even weirder is that in real waking life, I don't think I ever truly got lost and couldn't find a class.
I've had dreams about not being able to find a classroom and winding up in a totally different class I hadn't signed up for, being late for a class, totally forgetting I had signed up for a class for a week or so and being behind later on, and, oddly enough, having a college class take a field trip to the middle school I went to. In that last one, the middle school is always abandoned, dark or dim, very dusty or mossy, and run-down.
I just recently graduated high school and yeah notes are still a thing. Not with everyone, but I did with with my friends a lot in APUSH. I mean, would you rather that piece of paper get taken away from you, or your expensive cell phone?
You I knew you where one of the biggest nerds on the internet, but this video just amazes me at how much of one you actually are. Side note: I am too, I just usually don't go broadcasting it online, kudos to you for being brave enough to do so.
In which ***** goes through a lot of old stuff that he found in his house while moving. Nostalgia is weird...someday I'll be watch this video and feel nostalgic about feeling nostalgic... My instagram is hankgreen, if you want to see those little John and Hank pictures :-) Very excited about the new house...we will have more room for PROJECTS! And no, not small-human projects.
Im 30 and I still have a reoccurring dream I apparently missed 1 credit somewhere and have to go back to HS to finish said credit.... with my son... poor kid, hope he doesnt have that same dream, could scar him thinking I have to go to school with him.
Hannah Willis O.O I hope you're joking! I'll feel ancient if this is true. Passing notes was the best! You created secret codes and tried to be sly. You made a little "mailbox" in your locker so you could talk to kids who didn't share your lunch period. It's one of those things whose novelty yields the kind of nostalgia that makes you not want to take things for granted.
Yes, Hank, I did give notes to people in high school. In fact, I still have a few from my friends, and they're interesting to look at because you can see the personality of the friend coming out in their style of handwriting, as well as the little embellishments around the margins and such. They were always folded into neat little self-contained envelope thingies, too.
Oh, Hank. Goes through the whole video and then at the end is like "Did I tell you that I'm moving? No? Well, I'm moving." WAY TO DROP BOMBS ON US, HANK.
My friends and I graduated from high school in the last five years, and yes, we did pass notes to each other! We kept a notebook of our ramblings and teacher quotes. They were fun mementos of each school years - from our letters to marching band to our chatterings about homecoming to a long list of cliffhangers at the end of The Hobbit.
It's interesting to me that I always feel melancholy moving out of a house-- even when the leaving is a good thing and the going-to place is wonderful..... I think the leaving itself is a concrete marker of the passage of time.
Oh goodness Hank, i remember when you guys almost were forced to move out years ago! I hope this time it was on your terms and congrats on the new house - I hope you're office space is just as mega jokes!
Ahhh, handwritten notes. A couple of my friends and I had journals that we kept together. We'd write notes back and forth in the journal and pass them to each other between classes. I need to go find that right now! Feeling totally nostalgic.
I wish I could have met high school Hank. I would have totally played pick up hockey with you... I assume it was high risk if there was the potential threat of DEATH.
I've passed notes with my friend during class in high school through the past two years, it's a fun time. I never want to see the note-passing die. And this is so oddly emotional for me to watch, even though I was never there, through all the videos it has felt like I was there sitting next to Hank as he filmed these videos. I'm excited but also just nostalgic that he's not there anymore. On to the next chapter (2 years late). DFTBA :)
In elementary and middle school the cool thing was to write your friends' names in cool colors and cover the paper with inside jokes. We'd also write inside jokes and quotes all over each other's binders and folders. I have so many drawings from friends.
Does it depress you more to read a paper (that was written when you were a senior in High School) that listed everything you were going TO ACTUALLY DO before you turned 30 or 40 and then realize that you did NONE OF IT? I am so depressed. What happened to me!?! Adulthood kills man! (deep sobs) I need a bag of cheesy puffs right now!
My friends and I actually have this notebook that we pass between the three of us and when it feels up we take turns purchasing a new notebook and we each keep one notebook, at the end of the year! It's quite interesting to look back at our old notebooks! It's impossible to not make noises while watching Merlin! Way to go Katherine for watching Merlin! I didn't know you were moving! It's going to be weird seeing a new background for all of your videos! Best of Luck Hank! DFTBA!
I graduated high school in '09 and we DEFINITELY had fancy-pantsy artistic notes we passed around with our friends. I, like you, have kept them. I'm not in graduate school and we still pass notes to each other and pass doodles to each other when we zone out during a 3 hour lecture. Haha! Good luck with the move!
hmm.. I wouldn't say that's technophobic though, more like "please respect your teacher and classmates (and value your education) by not staring at your phone in class" or evn just "know when it is appropriate and inappropriate to use your phone". When I was in high school a mere 6 years ago, they would confiscate your phone for a week if you're caught bringing it out anywhere within the school premises at any time of the day (except for emergencies)
lillypod21 They do the same in my school even now, except that they confiscate it for a whole term. And that's just for having one in the building, even if it's off.
Florence Blue that's how they do it in my school either. There's a wooden shelf by the door in class and you have to put your phone in when you enter and you're only allowed to take it when you leave. People who are found with their phones, no matter if they're actually even using it or not, have it confiscated and only their parent can go retrieve it. And i'm in the last year of high school.
The school board tried to make my school do that, but the teachers thought it was stupid so it only lasted a few weeks while the board's spies were around.
"IM 34 YEARS OLD CAN I STOP HAVING THAT DREAM"
Ever since I graduated high school, I've been having a dream where I get a phone call or letter that says I have to go back to high school for missing credits. Every time, I'll exclaim, "BUT I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE!" Then I go back to high school anyway, sometimes without pants.
Dreams are cruel.
lol
LMAO.
Take it up with the Sandman. You summon him by playing Metallica.
Oh girl thats a bad dream
I had a dream recently where my old schools somehow lost all my records and I had to go back to kindergarten. Showing them my bachelor's degree and pointing out I'm 24 years old made no difference. Then when I got to kindergarten, I forgot you can't wear tank tops so the school wanted to call my mom to bring me a change of clothes and wouldn't let me drive myself home even though I had driven myself there that morning and had my driver's license and keys.
Dreams are so weird sometimes...
I'm about ten years older than you, Hank, and I can tell you my own experience with the school anxiety dream. When I got to be about 40, it changed. Instead of having a recurring dream where I missed all my classes for a whole semester and then waking up in a cold sweat, I started having a recurring dream where I missed all my classes for a whole semester, called up an old friend who happens to be a tenured professor, and asked her to fix the problem for me, and then I'd wake up feeling completely satisfied with myself.
The day you start fixing your nightmares by pulling strings with well-connected friends is the day you know yourself, beyond any shadow of a doubt, to be middle-aged.
(My friend the professor, though, once told me she's plagued with a recurring dream where she's forgotten to _teach_ her classes for a whole semester and is scheduled to give her students a final exam today that she hasn't even started preparing yet.)
Yes Hank, students still pass notes in class. Last year in my history class, while we were reviewing for a final exam (totally not an important thing to pay attention too, am I right), three of my friends and I passed each other a piece of paper and wrote haikus on them. For a good 20 minutes we passed this loose leaf around and the haikus started to create this epic story. We never got caught by my teacher, I passed the final exam with a 96, and still have that sheet of paper hanging on my wall :)
You'll have to show me that sometime! The other day in history, my friend and I were having fun throwing crumpled-up post-it notes at each other.
Ella Egan Haha I'll bring it to your birthday party! I guess passing notes is a secret unwritten rule in Global class :)
It makes me so happy that passing notes is still a thing. My friends and I used to play three-way tic tac toe in history class, back in 2000. I think the teacher knew, but we were all A students so he didn't care.
I have one of those big gum things stuffed with sticky notes from 4th grade and another one in fifth in 6th it was basically just in music class I have an intern notebook full lol
I'm crying thinking about how all of the people that made this comment 6 years ago are probably finished with school now.
So fast.
It makes me feel like I'm wasting time, that I should be being reckless, making memories.
My friend threw a note at me the other day during French class which read "this is not a note".
"Ceci n'est pas une note," to paraphrase René Magritte.
@@Tim3.14 i was about to comment the exact same thing just 7 years too late. apparently i am 7 years and 2 months too late now!
I was dating this boy my freshman year of high school, and we would trade handwritten notes at least once per day. I kept all of those notes in the front pocket of my binder so that I could reread them. When he broke up with me and secretly started dating my best friend, I took all of those notes and mailed them back to him with a bunch of other stuff he had given me during the course of our 4 month relationship.
Pretty dramatic stuff, looking back on it now, but it was some pretty awesome revenge-fantasy-fulfillment for 15-year-old me.
I thought I was the only 30 year old still having dreams about getting lost in high school..
Glad I'm not alone.
Also I love that there are background noises of Katherine watching Merlin. It's impossible to watch that show without making noises. Love it though and I think we can all agree that THE LAST EPISODE NEVER HAPPENED.
What last episode? I have no knowledge of there being a "last episode" of Merlin. We've just been on hiatus forever. Someday it'll come back and we'll get the ending we deserve.
I meant the last episode as in The Diamond of the Day, the last one that happened.
Emma Hodges but you just said it never happened D:
Also I hope it comes back someday ^^
Ugh sorry guys. I didn't word that very well and I guess I thought you would know what I meant.
I was joking don't worry XD
Have you found the Loch Ness Monster yet?
He’s got four days...
rip
Pur of all vlogbrother vidéos this genre has to be my favourite. Hopefully there will be a continuation on hanks channel.
I definitely recorded way more than I used for this video, but I haven't had time to really go through it yet.
Is it weird that I am watching this fullscreen and pausing to try and read what you wrote on each page. I like how at 1:21 you can see that John wrote "you suck, your brother"
XD
That's beautiful.
There has never been a more important comma.
I believe that says "You Suck Your Brother" no comma, which I imagine is just some kind of generic insult that I wrote to a friend. Or possibly one that they wrote to me.
*****
Oh myyyy...
"I was into abs, apparently" hahahaha
High-School-Me would have had a huge crush on High-School-Hank
saaaaaaame
I probably would've tried to be great friends with his high school-self (and hopefully succeeded) if I met that young teenage guy.
High school me would have had a crush on that merman with the 20-pack
It's been a busy day! I just finished a Hangout with Randall Munroe of xkcd, and then when I made this video live in, I think, broke some stuff. So I had to take it down and upload it again. now this video is here again and the record of the hangout we did together is Jetpacks and Certain Death with Randall Munroe
Luckily reuploading this video took LESS THAN TEN SECONDS because I'm at Google HQ right now :-)
Will you be possibly making a pitstop in LA? (There'll be corn dogs!)
Hank have you read the hit manga Terra Formars?
Google: 1
Everywhere else: 0.
Why did you decide to move?
Does the printout things of the mana mean that Hank was in to playing Magic the Gathering? If so Hank, does he keep up with it at all?
You didn't show us the Magic cards! Show us the Magic cards! Some of those are worth A LOT of money now.
Haha yeah wonder what was in that box!
BaileysPeople
Your comment made me think of the movie SE7EN.
I think you can see some of then in Michael's video? They go through some :)
The one I got just yesterday as a Project for Awesome perk was a Lord of Atlantis from Revised.
TheScienceofQuantity Sick!
IT'S THE YEAR HANK FINDS THE LOCH NESS MONSTER GET HYPE
I AM HYPE
In High School I invented a game called note wars. You start with a piece of paper and write something like "hi how are you?" and pass it to the person next to you, but instead of waiting for a reply you start another one and another one, until you have three or four concurrent note-conversations going and you have to reply as quickly as possible so you don't end up with a build-up of notes on your desk.
Obviously there was no time in between for actual learning. As a result I am bad at geography...
Hopefully, one day I'll feel this good about high school... :/
You will. As you get older, the bad parts of things usually drift from your memory if you allow them.
What happens is the horrible stuff is still in your memory, but it's super faded under whatever new stress/pressure you have. And when you think about high school, instead of thinking about grades or bullies or overbearing parents, you think about how awesome it was to not pay bills/loans/rent and how you wish you were young again instead of old.
The bad stuff tends to fade...
***** it sure does...and I just graduated lol...i don't like to dwell on the negative I guess
***** It's encouraging to know that even when you're weird in high school, you can become as awesome and successful as you (maybe it even helps if you're a little weird). Very nice of you to include us in your nostalgia trip, that's pretty personal stuff.
What do you do when your teacher is a nerdfighter and your the only other nerdfighter in class?
You make sure that teacher writes an outstanding recommendation for you when you start applying to university or seeking internships.
become the ultimate teacher/student duo and slay the entire school with your pure awesomeness!
mhairimclynn ^^^This. This actually did wonders for my acceptances.
Write nerdfighter jokes and references on the back of your assignments and post their responses on Tumblr.
Be glad that you have an awesome teacher and have a great year at school.
Did you identify strongly with Napoleon Dynamite because those drawings though
I recently had a house fire (my family is safe) and had to go through the same process of keeping and trashing shit. I highly recommend it as a weekend activity for anyone with the time.
Glad you were safe jeez that sounds scary
'I was into abs, apparently' hahaha! Loved this. We were the same person!
Hank is so awesome, he's always so upbeat and positive
I LOVE IT
Will you show us the new house via Numa Numa dance like you did for this one? Because that is one of the greatest videos you've made.
YESS! I was just thinking that too. One of my favourite videos!
Oh the wonderful memories :) reminds me of the first house he was in with the cool basement :P
Haha yes!
I think he should use a newer style maybe Gangnam?
haha that would be hilarious!!
the rest of my dnd party loves mtg, and i really want to get into it, so seeing hank get so happy about it made me so happy!
Totally did the pre-Tumblr drawing stuff and passed notes! And I graduated high school in 2009, so hope you don't feel old anymore! :)
We used to pass notes in the hallway and then we upgraded to a pimped out notebook and we'd each write something to someone during class. Ah memories. I graduated in 2006
***** Good question. My parents were old school and didn't get me a texting plan until I was 17. But I always thought it was more fun to try to make cool designs on my letters. It wasted more time during class than texting did!
I'm still in highschool and people write notes all the time. Especially long notes in multi-colored pen. People text too, but it isn't the only thing.
***** No way! I did that in 2004/05! My friends and I created our own coded alphabet so teachers wouldn't have a clue what we were writing each other. Good times, good times. I have a feeling kids of today don't enjoy these fun times. Could be wrong though.
yeah i do. i graduated in 1996. im older than hank but younger than john. we're senior citizens
You should go through your old Magic the Gathering cards, never know if you have a Black Lotus :)
Agreed. magiccards.info is a great lookup tool for pricing/edition information, etc.
I would know if I had a black lotus...black lotus was a big deal when I started playing. Indeed, I sold all of the even marginally valuable cards long ago.
*****
I'm sure people would still happily buy the not completely terrible cards from you if they were signed for charity or something... I would.
I'm in university and I still write notes to my friend. Only the one though, she's the only one special enough to have shared classes with me. That said, I'm 28 and she's 29 and we're both doing undergrads, so maybe we do it because we're still a part of that generation. We are also most often the only ones who hand-write our notes rather than using our laptops which, for whatever reason, we still insist on lugging to school. I haven't figured that one out yet. Also, I'm watching this in 2018 so HELLO FROM THE FUTURE!!!
I just love this video. It's probably my third time watching it. Something about somebody like me going through their old high school stuff is just...great. I love it.
I wonder what I'll think of my high school stuff when I'm in my 30s.
I wish I had had a brother like you guys, you two are so cool
I was so confused as to why you were taking everything down, but at least you got the explanation in at the end
I lost it at the anatomically correct four-armed merman XD (it doesn't help that I've been doing biology homework for three hours).
HANK! It's 2018! HAVE YOU FOUND THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!
you had to make family trees? being adopted, mine was more like a family leaf... either that, or i would make a tree inside a tree and break physics.
Two trees where a branch from each is wrapped together, that branch being you, and the two trees being your biological and adoptive families?
Nillie well, one of my 'trees' is basically me and my parents and that's it.
PJemus Just because it's still a sapling doesn't make it insignificant. =)
Nillie the tree exists, i just dont know what else is on it lol.
PeeJayEemus 2 yrs later... we graft new branches onto trees to make them better all the time. that's what you are, a grafted branch, not some poor lonely leaf.
My Precalc class in senior year of high school had a deal where if you got A's (or sometimes high B's) on all your tests, your homework grade was nullified. Even though I'd never been good at math, I was pretty dang intuitive in that class, and so I spent all non-lecture time in that class drawing an "art war" with the guy sitting next to me. For the uninitiated, an "art war" really has nothing to do with art, but rather it starts with some stick-guy in a precarious situation (ours was hanging from a cliff by rope). One person draws a thing very close to destroying him, then the next person draws a thing near to destroying that thing, and on and on. It becomes this crazy situation where if time moved forward a second, all chaos would be unleashed. Also, you can trace back all the events since each is aimed at the last.
We ended up with six notebook pages stapled together 3x2 and absolutely covered in the graphite of insanity. The teacher kept it and expressed desire to frame it, although he still had it in his desk when I visited two years later.
Love art wars. Had one (also in precalc -- what is it about that class?) on a free day with a friend. Nowhere near that scale though.
I did that too! It was in french class, but my teacher REALLY didn't like us not paying attention so we had to stop.
My friend Heidi and I would pass notes between all of our classes, carried by a little coin purse shaped like a puppy, and we'd add in poems when life was hard. When we went to college, we mailed the puppy back and forth. Not efficient, but still fantastic. I'd recommend it. :)
1:43 Are you telling me the dreams never stop??
I was homeschooled until college, so I only had 4-5 years of this terror being real. I'm not sure how long it's been since I dreamt about "it's the end of the semester and oh no I forgot I was registered for this class--I haven't attended at all", but....yeah, pretty sure it was the past couple years.
If not, the memory is pretty salient now that Hank has brought it back up. Age 34.
You should make those Magic cards a P4A perk this year. Maybe sign em'? Just sayin'.
WHAT?! OH MY GOD THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA!!
Thanks! Already got a video in the works :) Can't wait for December!
Be aware that some of those magic cards from the 90s might be super valuable now. Certain cards are, individually, worth several thousand dollars.
***** It's the original trading card game. If you've heard of Pokemon cards, YuGIOh, or Hearthstone, they all took their inspiration from Magic.
magic.wizards.com/en/what-is-magic
look and see if you have a black lotus
for a moment there you turned into "back in my day" man
As a sophomore in high school, I've never once passed a note, been passed a note, seen anyone pass a note, or heard of anyone passing a note.
Sooo so nice to have a vlogbrothers video that feels like the old, conversational, here's-a-slice-of-my-life style!
:(....the bookshelves are gone... sad but I hope you have a great move and it goes well and as you said create many more memories in the new house.
The bookshelves will return!
Whoot! :D
Hey, I know that alien! His name is Brxdtfgrrrxu, I think.
Yeaah... about that, I may have EXTERMINATED him. this is a bit awkward.
Hi Zogg! This made me wonder, what do you make of Nostalgia like this?
I love you
I wrote in a notebook with my best friend and we went through over 20 in the three years we went to school together.
Sometime in the month before graduation we went through it all, laughed, cried, cringed, saved some songs and poems and drawings, and burnt everything else. It was beautiful.
HANK YOU MAKE ME FEEL UNACCOMPLISHED AS AN ARTIST!!! Like seriously, that art is stuff I would have to work at for a week to achieve!! And it's on stuff like homework which to me says you didn't work on it more than maybe a few hours and GAHHHH!!
Also, despite having just graduated, I passed notes in class during high school. I recently found my Algebra 2 notebook from Freshman year and found notes between my friend Jon and me. They're from one or two days in the span of two weeks but we wrote many many more I recall.
you moving is more emotional than me moving my house
Updates on finding the Loch Ness monster?
Hank you're maybe about ten years older than I am, texting/facebook/tumblr came a little later for me, unlike the current young generation that has never lived without it. I did stuff like this A LOT! I doodled in class, I made wish lists (on paper), I wanted to be a fashion designer because i loved drawing creative dresses on the back of homework (that was also still on paper)! For some strange reason, I kept a lot of those doodles. For some reason, seeing that you kept those doodles too, makes me feel even more nostalgic about how I used to think.
I had so many notes from friends. I had a binder of notes and drawings we'd pass to each other (and a couple we mailed) all the time. Those are my favorite
Damn Hank, were you some kind of nerd at school?
Hi Hank! Great job on the livestream with Randall Munroe -- you didn't FTBA :)
I'm a nerdfighter and a teen author -- I met you briefly at the Denver concert and gave you a copy of my most recent novel, "When Winters Cross." I just wanted to say thank you so much!! :) You and John are so awesome; Nerdfighteria means so much to me.
Looking back on old notes I passed with some of my best friends always bring me to happy tears of laughter. So nostalgic to be reminded of school notes of any kind from anybody.
Definitely passed notes in high school 2004-2008. We had a notebook in middle school that got swapped between classes but it got to be too conspicuous.
I love that Katherine is watching Merlin, too.
"can I stop having these dream?" Oh yeah. I finished university and I'm still waking up in cold sweat after I dreamed about being late from a class in high school.
HANK IS LEAVING THE HOUSE OF NUMA NUMA PAST! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Good way to sign off. Create many awesome memories to add to the great ones from this house.
I'm very impressed that Hank can vlog while in the midst of moving house. Moving gives me such an intense sense of "none of my stuff is where it's supposed to be!" that I cannot do my normal activities because I must finish moving first.
I just had that dream last night.
That dream is some kind of wild shared post traumatic stress-induced neurosis. At least we're all crazy together.
I've also have that exact same dream from time to time. High School is just that traumatizing.
marshmello3455 I've had that dream at times when I wasn't in high school or college too. What's even weirder is that in real waking life, I don't think I ever truly got lost and couldn't find a class.
My high school nightmare is loosing my class schedule or locker combo. I'm 26 dammit! Lol
I've had dreams about not being able to find a classroom and winding up in a totally different class I hadn't signed up for, being late for a class, totally forgetting I had signed up for a class for a week or so and being behind later on, and, oddly enough, having a college class take a field trip to the middle school I went to. In that last one, the middle school is always abandoned, dark or dim, very dusty or mossy, and run-down.
I just recently graduated high school and yeah notes are still a thing. Not with everyone, but I did with with my friends a lot in APUSH.
I mean, would you rather that piece of paper get taken away from you, or your expensive cell phone?
Hank, I passed notes in class just a few months ago in my third year of college, note passing will never die.
You I knew you where one of the biggest nerds on the internet, but this video just amazes me at how much of one you actually are.
Side note: I am too, I just usually don't go broadcasting it online, kudos to you for being brave enough to do so.
In which ***** goes through a lot of old stuff that he found in his house while moving. Nostalgia is weird...someday I'll be watch this video and feel nostalgic about feeling nostalgic...
My instagram is hankgreen, if you want to see those little John and Hank pictures :-)
Very excited about the new house...we will have more room for PROJECTS! And no, not small-human projects.
Im 30 and I still have a reoccurring dream I apparently missed 1 credit somewhere and have to go back to HS to finish said credit.... with my son... poor kid, hope he doesnt have that same dream, could scar him thinking I have to go to school with him.
No one passes notes in high school anymore,, we all just text each other or snapchat each other.
Hi Hank!
Is your instagram linked to facebook so I can see those photos too? I don't have an instagram account...
Hannah Willis
O.O I hope you're joking! I'll feel ancient if this is true. Passing notes was the best! You created secret codes and tried to be sly. You made a little "mailbox" in your locker so you could talk to kids who didn't share your lunch period. It's one of those things whose novelty yields the kind of nostalgia that makes you not want to take things for granted.
Apparently Hank wrote a song about Magic Cards. Can I get a link to this?
COME on Hank. The 20 pack ab, tree thing was Groot. :(
I am in love with the fact that he is wearing an Olan Roger's T-Shirt. Makes me really happy
Yes, Hank, I did give notes to people in high school. In fact, I still have a few from my friends, and they're interesting to look at because you can see the personality of the friend coming out in their style of handwriting, as well as the little embellishments around the margins and such. They were always folded into neat little self-contained envelope thingies, too.
I feel like we would have been friends had we gone to high school together.
Also passing notes was my jam and I wish I had kept more of them
Wait, Hank's moving?! Whaaaaaa-?
Also, 1:24 looks like Groot.
(I really hope no one else has commented that, or else I'd feel stupid and repetitive.)
Oh, Hank. Goes through the whole video and then at the end is like "Did I tell you that I'm moving? No? Well, I'm moving."
WAY TO DROP BOMBS ON US, HANK.
My friends and I graduated from high school in the last five years, and yes, we did pass notes to each other! We kept a notebook of our ramblings and teacher quotes. They were fun mementos of each school years - from our letters to marching band to our chatterings about homecoming to a long list of cliffhangers at the end of The Hobbit.
Wait a minute. at 1:25 …. did Hank invent Groot???
I don't remember Groot having quite that many abs.
Gee Hank, wonder how that loch ness thing went.
It's interesting to me that I always feel melancholy moving out of a house-- even when the leaving is a good thing and the going-to place is wonderful..... I think the leaving itself is a concrete marker of the passage of time.
Oh goodness Hank, i remember when you guys almost were forced to move out years ago! I hope this time it was on your terms and congrats on the new house - I hope you're office space is just as mega jokes!
Will you be showing your new house with a dance to a song?
When he came o the mana symbols from MTG, I about died.
I literally could not love the Vlogbrothers more.
I seriously wonder what he had in that MTG box...if he was really into it he could have some pretty expensive stuff there.
Ahhh, handwritten notes. A couple of my friends and I had journals that we kept together. We'd write notes back and forth in the journal and pass them to each other between classes. I need to go find that right now! Feeling totally nostalgic.
just finished my marathon of the vlogbrothers videos. Took me about 3 weeks but here I am completely up to date. dftba
I wish I could have met high school Hank. I would have totally played pick up hockey with you... I assume it was high risk if there was the potential threat of DEATH.
Soooo, does John still owe Hank $200?
Not if Hank cashes that check.
can hank even cash that?
I'd cash that!
Liz M usually cheques are only valid for 6 months of written date.
Awww, I know the feeling of leaving a place you've had some good times in. Lots of memories embedded in the walls.
When I was in high school, over 5 years ago, we sent notes all the time! I have so many that people gave me! It's funny to look at them.
Hank Move 2: The Hankening
im in highschool and I pass notes
I've passed notes with my friend during class in high school through the past two years, it's a fun time. I never want to see the note-passing die. And this is so oddly emotional for me to watch, even though I was never there, through all the videos it has felt like I was there sitting next to Hank as he filmed these videos. I'm excited but also just nostalgic that he's not there anymore. On to the next chapter (2 years late). DFTBA :)
In elementary and middle school the cool thing was to write your friends' names in cool colors and cover the paper with inside jokes. We'd also write inside jokes and quotes all over each other's binders and folders. I have so many drawings from friends.
Purple toupee who remembers this song
Somebody put their fingers in the president's ears and it wasn't too much later they came out with Johnson's Wax.
My parents had this old LASER DISC of TMBG videos, and I would watch that thing incessantly. Don't Let's Start was always my favorite!
Veronica Brown
I only knew of them from Dr. Demento.
Does it depress you more to read a paper (that was written when you were a senior in High School) that listed everything you were going TO ACTUALLY DO before you turned 30 or 40 and then realize that you did NONE OF IT? I am so depressed. What happened to me!?! Adulthood kills man! (deep sobs) I need a bag of cheesy puffs right now!
There, there. **pats awkwardly on shoulder**
fossilfighters101
Thank you (sniffs) I almost inhaled the whole bag.....lol.
I'm twelve and I wrote one of those yesterday. Do not fail yourself Alanna!
Alanna, the slow journey to nihilism begins. :)
Oooo! Cheesy Puffs!
Hank, this is the year
Those photos were awesome. You are a truly wonderful nerd. Good luck moving!!
Do the people who used to own the house that your moving into know that their house is now owned by hank green? If so, are they psyched?
That's weird.. you sound exactly like Joseph Fink....
Which Joseph Fink?
The real one
Skye Elites for sure this time.
Finaly. At last.
My friends and I actually have this notebook that we pass between the three of us and when it feels up we take turns purchasing a new notebook and we each keep one notebook, at the end of the year! It's quite interesting to look back at our old notebooks!
It's impossible to not make noises while watching Merlin! Way to go Katherine for watching Merlin!
I didn't know you were moving! It's going to be weird seeing a new background for all of your videos! Best of Luck Hank!
DFTBA!
forever my favourite vlogbrothers video
SIM CITY 2000 HELLZ YA
You're moving??? Nice stuff, by the way. Did John really beat up younger kids, or is that just you making it up?
Well he's his big brother , of course John already beat him ! It's like a tradition .
I graduated high school in '09 and we DEFINITELY had fancy-pantsy artistic notes we passed around with our friends. I, like you, have kept them. I'm not in graduate school and we still pass notes to each other and pass doodles to each other when we zone out during a 3 hour lecture. Haha! Good luck with the move!
The 'watching Merlin' part of this video made me insanely happy!
2:55 WAT THA HECK
My school forbids the use of phones in class, which is technophobic and pretty dumb also people don't draw either waaaaaaaay :P
hmm.. I wouldn't say that's technophobic though, more like "please respect your teacher and classmates (and value your education) by not staring at your phone in class" or evn just "know when it is appropriate and inappropriate to use your phone". When I was in high school a mere 6 years ago, they would confiscate your phone for a week if you're caught bringing it out anywhere within the school premises at any time of the day (except for emergencies)
lillypod21 They do the same in my school even now, except that they confiscate it for a whole term. And that's just for having one in the building, even if it's off.
lillypod21 We literally aren't allowed to use our phone to help in our learning
Florence Blue that's how they do it in my school either. There's a wooden shelf by the door in class and you have to put your phone in when you enter and you're only allowed to take it when you leave. People who are found with their phones, no matter if they're actually even using it or not, have it confiscated and only their parent can go retrieve it. And i'm in the last year of high school.
The school board tried to make my school do that, but the teachers thought it was stupid so it only lasted a few weeks while the board's spies were around.
I did. A couple of my friends and I had a binder and notebook we'd swap back and forth.
Good luck with the move!
Yes! My friends and I passed noted in high school (2005-2009)! We also drew pictures and wrote stories together when class was easy or boring! Haha