Indeed, the legendary steeds pulling Volk's Wagon had more than 200 times the *power* of an ordinary *horse!* According to the sacred epistles of Car and Driver.
I am writing to the Temple of Car Service from the Shrine of Appliance Repair. One of our scribes discovered a tome of the ancients in a nearby building. I mention it because on the cover it shows one of the shells of the metal beasts from your temple. The ancient glyphs on the cover read as “HAYNES MANUAL FOR A MERCURY COUGAR 1989-1997” as is the case, none know what these symbols truly mean, though inside is shows drawings of a ritualistic dissection of the beast, with long scrawls of unknowable passages such as “Steps to replace a timing belt” or “5. Ensure the pinch bolt on the control arm is tightened to 35 ft lbs”. Such mysteries abound.
Thank you for finding this mysterious tome! Can you believe it, there’s also images of a human inside this metal shell! This is disturbing. We have to investigate further.
Getting major “By The Rivers Of Babylon” vibes from this. Very good short story about more-or-less a shaman in training entering the “city of the gods” and finding an ancient underground pathway and a fallen shrine to the god “Ashing” (George wASHINGTon)
About the energy drink: Judging by the backgrounds, the story is set multiple centuries in the future, but as we know from stored 20th century beverages, the carbonization (fizziness) of drinks goes away in about 20 years. After that much time, even if the container is sealed, the content would turn into a layered thick goop. This is something that's known from old wine bottles that have been in storage for centuries. Matches and candles could easily remain functional for thousands of years, depending on how they've been stored. These are not too complicated, so these future cavepersons might have learned to produce them. Candles are from the middle ages and matches are from the 19th century. Electrical devices would also stop working. It's not impossible for a device to have not corroded, depending on how it was stored, but the batteries would expire in a matter of 10 years at the most. Part 2 would be neat.
I worshiped at the temle of car service until I was forsaken by it. This republic of gamers you speak of, perhaps they were an ancient cult of button worshipers from an age long past. Thank you much for your words of wisdom, wise seer, I must now move on. I seek an ancient device called 'keurig', which is rumored to have restorative properties.
wonderful how you set the mood and the worldbuilding, i got immersed and stayed till the end to learn about the secrets of the ancients. and i like the humour.
It's true. The ancients performed much service to the Car deity. But only a few of the ancients truly worshipped Car. Most, it seems, took Car for granted.
It's only a tiny part of the books but the Wheel of Time has a couple post-apocalyptic we-became-ancient-history bits scattered around and I love those little scenes that come out of that, this video reminds me of those bits.
This is both relaxing and hilarious, love the idea, the setting and the sounds ❤ I also really like your voice and the fact that you aren't whispering but talking quietly, it's very soothing
I cannot say anything about the quality of this video beyond the first few minutes, as it had already put me to sleep by that point!!! 😮 Very excited to try watching this again tonight, 10/10 ASMR experience.
This is so genius, how people found the lost civilization and started making up things .... lol .... great dialogues and AnnAnnn convinced me i traveled in future.
I've watched all your videos by now and I must say, you are beautifully gifted. Your creativity is amazing. I'll eagerly watch this channel grow to amazing heights 😄
I have no idea what the story behind those energy drinks is, but as an avid enjoyer of energy providing beverages myself I very much approve. Really like your stuff so far! I feel like you add a bit more creativity to everything, so that even if I've already seen tons of "repairing you" RPs, for example, your videos still feel kinda fresh. Not that I wouldn't watch them otherwise, since I'm a sucker for ASMR RPs in general, but I definitely appreciate whatever you can add on top. Also, the production value is way higher than I would have expected from a new channel, between the green screen, costumes and scripts / improv. Keep 'em comin'!
Joined your Patreon to support your fantastic, high quality ASMR! The topics are perfect, and I can run the playlist when editing photos (I'm a photographer in the United States) to keep me focused and relaxed, or I can run them at the end of the day and they put me to sleep in minutes.
Easily sub. If not just for the audio quality and amazing accent, i am also a big sucker for unique roleplay ideas. If you keep this up you'll become just as favorable as Jimchi ASMR ❤
I laughed aloud at 'The Ancient Temple of Car Service.' Please, come sit in the Vestibule of Audi TT and give praise to the Great Mechanic. (Another fantastic video; you're fast becoming my new favourite ASMRtist!)
I was thinking something similar. If there are spirits talking to her they are just laughing and like "She believes anything we tell her! Lets make some fun out of this. Lets see who can convince her of the most ridiculous ideas!"
Hey Ann. I'm glad to see a new video from you! I would like to take a moment to remind you that you can be taking advantage of posting your videos during peak TH-cam traffic hours. You'll reach a significantly larger number of viewers who can appreciate all the work that you put into your videos, which also directly translates into faster growth. You can easily find those peak traffic hours with a quick Google search. Keep in mind that although the hours occasionally overlap, each website/app has it's own set of peak traffic hours. So you'll want to make sure that you find the correct/optimal hours for TH-cam. As always, I wish you nothing but success. You deserve it!
@@AnnAnnASMR The best way to go about this if you're unsure about which times are best, or can't decide, is to look at other successful channels within the same niche/genre and post at the same time they post. That way you'll ensure that it's a good time, as those channels will have likely done a few tests and handpicked the best times to post. In the future when you have a larger audience, you can do your own tests and tweak your times based on your own audience demographic/location.
I'd like to think that if technology was mostly taken out by an apocalypse that magic would have its time lol Also, during the light stick portion, why were the spirits telling us to run???
you know, it makes you wonder. How many generations would have to pass before this became reality? 100? 1000? more? how many lives would have to come and go like sand on the wind before all knowledge of humans as we know them be gone forever? it would require entire family trees never speaking of "the old ways" and "the ancients". its almost impossible to imagine that not a single individual would regale the youth with stories of the "Good Ol' Days" so they could be past down the line like folklore. sidebar: Having a Shaman woman with MODERN DAY tattoo's acting like the old world was so long ago makes this infinitely funnier.
I can't wait for people to come across the ruins of our civilization and guess at the purpose of the monuments and shrines we built to the green god called Shrek
Seriously after watching this, i ready feel extremely sorry for who ever will survive after us and will assume what ever are left from us as some holy relics that had great meanings XD
Funnily enough, we already do this. The "fertility goddess" statues from archeology finds are almost 100% ancient forms of porn, but that doesn't sound good for further funding. "We found fertility ritual objects" sounds much better than "we found a wooden dildo" 😂
@davorzdralo8000 HAHAHAHA, WOW SOMEONE ACTUALLY REPLIED TO MY COMMENT, anyways imagine someone has a certain taste of women and he carves it into a small statue and then we consider it as a totem or a symbol for a perfect woman XD
@@shehabel-din909 yeah, we look at that and go "oh this must have been some mother goddess". Meanwhile, some dude carved giant titties to jack off to 😂
The horses that pulled Volk's Wagon must have been strong ones indeed.
I heard they were called by the True Name of Mustangs
Indeed, the legendary steeds pulling Volk's Wagon had more than 200 times the *power* of an ordinary *horse!* According to the sacred epistles of Car and Driver.
@@robharwood3538 I have read the arcane texts of the Drivers Manuel, who were certainly quite powerful if they could drive the wagons of volk.
Why does this also fit well in warhammer 40k mechanicus stuff lol. xD
Legends speak of the Dodge Demon! Truly these must have been terrible beings to behold.
After hearing "temple of Car Service" I already knew this is going to be a classic
Car Services are held at 8a and 11a on Sundays.
I am writing to the Temple of Car Service from the Shrine of Appliance Repair. One of our scribes discovered a tome of the ancients in a nearby building. I mention it because on the cover it shows one of the shells of the metal beasts from your temple. The ancient glyphs on the cover read as “HAYNES MANUAL FOR A MERCURY COUGAR 1989-1997” as is the case, none know what these symbols truly mean, though inside is shows drawings of a ritualistic dissection of the beast, with long scrawls of unknowable passages such as “Steps to replace a timing belt” or “5. Ensure the pinch bolt on the control arm is tightened to 35 ft lbs”.
Such mysteries abound.
Thank you for finding this mysterious tome! Can you believe it, there’s also images of a human inside this metal shell! This is disturbing. We have to investigate further.
Well done. Comments like this are what make the comments section on TH-cam so great.
Glad to know energy drinks will survive the apocalypse
And not go flat! 😂
The last one was used for this video 🥲
@@AnnAnnASMR Now it’s even more dystopian!
@@AnnAnnASMR keep the can as a trophy
That makes me wonder, is fallout's Nuka-cola Quantum technically an energy drink?
I like how it's just slightly uncertain whether or not the shaman is actually using some kind of magic
I can only imagine what this person would make of a magic 8 ball
The wisdom of the Black Orb is sometimes difficult to interpret, but that haziness often means we should try again later.
She would try to follow its commands, predictably to regrettable results.
Normal asmr: "go tf to sleep"
Annann: "*why you sleeping? Drink energy drink*"
Getting major “By The Rivers Of Babylon” vibes from this. Very good short story about more-or-less a shaman in training entering the “city of the gods” and finding an ancient underground pathway and a fallen shrine to the god “Ashing” (George wASHINGTon)
Woah, now I’m interested. Gotta check this story, thanks!
That sounds a lot like "A Canticle for Leibowicz"
Which author? Looks like a very popular title choice!
@@ObsceneSuperMatt“By the Waters of Babylon” is a post-apocalyptic short story by Stephen Vincent Benét first published July 31, 1937
This absolutely needs a part 2 ❤
About the energy drink: Judging by the backgrounds, the story is set multiple centuries in the future, but as we know from stored 20th century beverages, the carbonization (fizziness) of drinks goes away in about 20 years. After that much time, even if the container is sealed, the content would turn into a layered thick goop. This is something that's known from old wine bottles that have been in storage for centuries.
Matches and candles could easily remain functional for thousands of years, depending on how they've been stored. These are not too complicated, so these future cavepersons might have learned to produce them. Candles are from the middle ages and matches are from the 19th century.
Electrical devices would also stop working. It's not impossible for a device to have not corroded, depending on how it was stored, but the batteries would expire in a matter of 10 years at the most.
Part 2 would be neat.
Damn, that final line is an absolute *banger*.
May you always find wonder in the ordinary indeed
It is the worst ASMR to try to sleep with it in earphones because it is absolutely hilarious! Great job
I worshiped at the temle of car service until I was forsaken by it. This republic of gamers you speak of, perhaps they were an ancient cult of button worshipers from an age long past. Thank you much for your words of wisdom, wise seer, I must now move on. I seek an ancient device called 'keurig', which is rumored to have restorative properties.
I love it when lore overlaps 😅 Maybe the secret button society lives on after the ancient people have perished
Now “cult of button worshipers” will be my local meme. You made my day 😆
wonderful how you set the mood and the worldbuilding, i got immersed and stayed till the end to learn about the secrets of the ancients. and i like the humour.
„Temple of car service“
I bet they have knights specifically chosen to find the holy „blinker fluid“
It's true. The ancients performed much service to the Car deity. But only a few of the ancients truly worshipped Car. Most, it seems, took Car for granted.
It's only a tiny part of the books but the Wheel of Time has a couple post-apocalyptic we-became-ancient-history bits scattered around and I love those little scenes that come out of that, this video reminds me of those bits.
Praise the Republic of Gamers, let their reign be eternal. I loved this video, such a unique idea. keep up the great work!
Thanks!
This is both relaxing and hilarious, love the idea, the setting and the sounds ❤ I also really like your voice and the fact that you aren't whispering but talking quietly, it's very soothing
remind me of the famous qoute "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
Arthur C. Clarke; Profiles of the Future
This is a pretty funny and unique take on a classic ASMR genre. The vocal fry really adds to the relaxation and the comedy
I cannot say anything about the quality of this video beyond the first few minutes, as it had already put me to sleep by that point!!! 😮 Very excited to try watching this again tonight, 10/10 ASMR experience.
This is so genius, how people found the lost civilization and started making up things .... lol .... great dialogues and AnnAnnn convinced me i traveled in future.
I've watched all your videos by now and I must say, you are beautifully gifted. Your creativity is amazing.
I'll eagerly watch this channel grow to amazing heights 😄
So wonderful to see a new video from you!
And perfect timing! I’m just about to try and fall asleep.
Thank you so much!
I have no idea what the story behind those energy drinks is, but as an avid enjoyer of energy providing beverages myself I very much approve.
Really like your stuff so far! I feel like you add a bit more creativity to everything, so that even if I've already seen tons of "repairing you" RPs, for example, your videos still feel kinda fresh. Not that I wouldn't watch them otherwise, since I'm a sucker for ASMR RPs in general, but I definitely appreciate whatever you can add on top. Also, the production value is way higher than I would have expected from a new channel, between the green screen, costumes and scripts / improv. Keep 'em comin'!
This is literally the best. Thank you AnnAnn.
Joined your Patreon to support your fantastic, high quality ASMR! The topics are perfect, and I can run the playlist when editing photos (I'm a photographer in the United States) to keep me focused and relaxed, or I can run them at the end of the day and they put me to sleep in minutes.
Glad to hear that you enjoy my creations, thank you so much for your support!
I need this to be a series, it's fantastic
Only problem is I'm so engaged I can't fall asleep and that's what I use ASMR for lol
This is so great! What a unique take on a post apocalypse setting
"May you always find Wonder in the Ordinary"
So that the Extraordinary will seem all that much Grander 💙
Easily sub. If not just for the audio quality and amazing accent, i am also a big sucker for unique roleplay ideas. If you keep this up you'll become just as favorable as Jimchi ASMR ❤
Just checked who's Jimchi - great stuff! Thanks ❤
@@AnnAnnASMR My pleasure. I reccomend checking out his Playlists because his older roleplays were very memorable and ambitious.
Watched a good few of your vids now and I love the energy drink showing up like a recurring character haha. Also your tattoos look sick
Definitely needs a part 2! Can’t wait
The inaudible whispers during the glowy wand segment were great!
But why were they telling us to run???
This has some good mad max vibes
You're doing excellent work here! Great production values, humor, and your voice is perfect for this. Thank you!
The Great Rover of Land. With the mystical V8!
Can’t wait to experience this. I shall pick a time and place to avoid interruptions.
Thank you!❤
One of the best rp asmr channels on the site. So good!
So stoked to have more from you!
Excellent. So creative. 😊😊😊. Hope to see more
Outstanding, hilarious, and relaxing. Thoroughly brilliant work!
Whatever that motor rolley ball tving is i really like it
Fantastic stuff, friend! So glad to have found your channel.
My favorite video of yours so far. Excellent as always ❤❤
Your tattoos are amazing!
Thank you!
God this is so creative and well written. Subbed cause i need to see what else you'll do
Magnificent. I enjoyed this very much.
This is actually such a fun an interesting idea
The whole video is good
LMAO! This is so cute and inventive! Great job Ann.
He the I have dwn enjoying you videos and I hop you make series out of this I love it keep it up please ❤️❤️❤️🙏
I laughed aloud at 'The Ancient Temple of Car Service.' Please, come sit in the Vestibule of Audi TT and give praise to the Great Mechanic.
(Another fantastic video; you're fast becoming my new favourite ASMRtist!)
Please, more from this setting!!!!
I bring to you, this Opel, 'tis to be said that in the elden days of our ancestors, Opel was a valuable mineral.
Always awesome videos Ann…. You make me yearn for the post apocalyptic world 👍
This is awesome. Great to see new ideas in asmr!
Oh waw.....
And this gurl even makes to think about the post Apocalipse world a fun place to be.
Just magical stuff
Love it
Why can I imagine the spirits are Gen Zs just messing with the people for fun XD
I was thinking something similar. If there are spirits talking to her they are just laughing and like "She believes anything we tell her! Lets make some fun out of this. Lets see who can convince her of the most ridiculous ideas!"
I love the energy drink joke so much
New video from my new favorite channel! 🙏
This was brilliant!
It'd be funny if the ancestors' voice was an alexa in the corner.
Made me laugh out loud in the caffee and everyone gave me that weird look 😂
Its such a cool play from you. 😊
Bro this woman is legit beautiful
Dear post apocalyptic life
I hope humans are still alive and less mutated than our media shows.
- sincerely
A post apocalyptic minimalist.
At least the paper chalices don't say "covfefe"! 🤣🤣🤣
Excelente video y saludos desde Lima Perú
This was amazing 🎉
A part of me wishes this world really did exist. Mother nature reclaiming every last bit of the world would be real nice.
This is great. I am fortunate that youtube showed me your channel.
High quality. ^_^ Funny. Easy sub.
Thanks!
Hey Ann. I'm glad to see a new video from you! I would like to take a moment to remind you that you can be taking advantage of posting your videos during peak TH-cam traffic hours. You'll reach a significantly larger number of viewers who can appreciate all the work that you put into your videos, which also directly translates into faster growth. You can easily find those peak traffic hours with a quick Google search. Keep in mind that although the hours occasionally overlap, each website/app has it's own set of peak traffic hours. So you'll want to make sure that you find the correct/optimal hours for TH-cam. As always, I wish you nothing but success. You deserve it!
Nerd
Thank you for another good advice! I’ll definitely use it 👍
@@AnnAnnASMR The best way to go about this if you're unsure about which times are best, or can't decide, is to look at other successful channels within the same niche/genre and post at the same time they post. That way you'll ensure that it's a good time, as those channels will have likely done a few tests and handpicked the best times to post. In the future when you have a larger audience, you can do your own tests and tweak your times based on your own audience demographic/location.
Very very impressed, wow
THIS IS SO COOL
You're tattoos are so cool
Ah energy drinks, aka potion of awaken!
Please make sequels of this about the Republic of gamers
I'd like to think that if technology was mostly taken out by an apocalypse that magic would have its time lol
Also, during the light stick portion, why were the spirits telling us to run???
I would like to see her use a time machine to see her interpretation of the world
The ancients engulfed the world in flames - these items are blasphemy!!
beguiling !
starts with drinking an energy drink... how ironic haha
you know, it makes you wonder. How many generations would have to pass before this became reality? 100? 1000? more? how many lives would have to come and go like sand on the wind before all knowledge of humans as we know them be gone forever? it would require entire family trees never speaking of "the old ways" and "the ancients". its almost impossible to imagine that not a single individual would regale the youth with stories of the "Good Ol' Days" so they could be past down the line like folklore.
sidebar: Having a Shaman woman with MODERN DAY tattoo's acting like the old world was so long ago makes this infinitely funnier.
I think you should make a series out of this if that ok with you
Good idea! I'm planning to return this character in the future
Could a follow-up/sequel about the temple of the goddess Gasoline, which sustained the deity Car, be next?
i like your video
Uhhhhh suddenly I want to eat sushi and ramen... Hopefully I will find a restaurant offering a discount
I can't wait for people to come across the ruins of our civilization and guess at the purpose of the monuments and shrines we built to the green god called Shrek
Seriously after watching this, i ready feel extremely sorry for who ever will survive after us and will assume what ever are left from us as some holy relics that had great meanings XD
Funnily enough, we already do this. The "fertility goddess" statues from archeology finds are almost 100% ancient forms of porn, but that doesn't sound good for further funding. "We found fertility ritual objects" sounds much better than "we found a wooden dildo" 😂
@davorzdralo8000
HAHAHAHA, WOW SOMEONE ACTUALLY REPLIED TO MY COMMENT, anyways imagine someone has a certain taste of women and he carves it into a small statue and then we consider it as a totem or a symbol for a perfect woman XD
@@shehabel-din909 yeah, we look at that and go "oh this must have been some mother goddess". Meanwhile, some dude carved giant titties to jack off to 😂
AnnAnn uploaded! \^-^/ yes, thank yuo ASMRfriend ^-^)b
This is sooo funny I love it haha
Praise the Machine god, Bless be the omnissiah and the motive force... 4 WHEELED HORSE BUGGY WE PRAY THAT YOU START!!!
9:18 He tried to WHAT all night?!?!?!?? 👀
💚
Mechanicum vibes, anyone?
Is has to be horizontal themed for sure ❤ am I crazy?
You’re certainly not! I took some inspiration from Horizon too
This is too funny! LOL
Your videos are awesome. You dropped this 👑.
Thanks 💅