You're missing the point. It's not about the amount of work. It's about not doing what he's told and getting away with it. This basically him saying "No mom. YOU mop the damn floor, because I'm not doing it!"
Bro I remember doing shit like this to avoid doing my chores and to sell the story but one day I realized that I was putting more effort into pretending to do the work than I would’ve if I had actually just done it 😭
That's the thing though, you had no problem pretending to do the chores because you weren't being forced to, you were being forced to the chores as opposed to you pretending to do it on your own accord. You being forced to do something would make you not want to do it.
@@dabiscottibandit6396 when I block as soon as the start it stops I slowly move it and then when they start again I block so they also hit my hands and the back hurts the most for me
Or just wear 3 trousers on at the same time and 3 t-shirts or 2 shirts and a jumper, also wear 3 pears of socks in case you are hunched in a corner while your dad beats you so that it doesn't hurt if you get hit in the foot
Then you have your hands and your head and of he goes for your head call 911 and if he goes fornyour hands then at least you didn't get whooped hard on your legs, thighs or body
This guy gets me everytime 🤣🤣 he's literally no cap the one of the only people on the Internet that can make me laugh. Keep up the awesome work, your doing great 👍👍
Given the amount of time it took to do that stuff plus the fact that there's no way that a mother like that would actually count the work he would have done as valid. I'd say that you are woefully mistaken
I know I'm 8 months late and I'm not sure the current status of your relationship but maybe you should try to talk to her about that, don't stay in a relationship where the partner is abusive.
And I bet that your dad could not possibly define that word that he's using because it has a definition he just doesn't care. If I had to guess the reason that he would never give you a definition is because he's looking for a reason to hit you
When you try everything to get out of a whooping and the 1 thing that almost killed you before the whooping was when she says I'ma whoop you anyway you: rethinking your life
“YOU FOOL!!!” Got me every time 😭😭
Lmaooo
Same bruh🤣🤣💀💀
ong💀💀💀
So u a og og
@@cloud_snipezttv6768 On God No Cap 😎
The way he says "YOU FOOL" like light then explains everything he did in his head 😂😂💀💀
Woosh
Yes bitch that's the video
That's exactly me fr😭💀😂
every time he does that smile I feel like I'm gonna suffocate from laughter
I swearrrr it’s that smile I be suffocating 💀💀💀
Fr
Swear on ev
😐
Fact 😂
I hear 3 dying smoke detectors.
At this point hes doing more work than his original task.
I smell some BS because there's no way that she just assigned him mopping or the mopping is bullshittedly hard
You're missing the point. It's not about the amount of work. It's about not doing what he's told and getting away with it. This basically him saying "No mom. YOU mop the damn floor, because I'm not doing it!"
@@hewhobattles8869 Yes, power.
Yeah dude was low key tripping
@@CombatSportsNerd awwww, you don't know what a joke is, how cute ☺️
Bro I remember doing shit like this to avoid doing my chores and to sell the story but one day I realized that I was putting more effort into pretending to do the work than I would’ve if I had actually just done it 😭
That's the thing though, you had no problem pretending to do the chores because you weren't being forced to, you were being forced to the chores as opposed to you pretending to do it on your own accord. You being forced to do something would make you not want to do it.
It’s not about the effort. It’s the principal. I just don’t wanna do no damn chores 😂😭
nah Bro You Just lying
@@FictionEditzHubreply to a three year old comment is wild
“You can’t run from a ass wooping” - My Mom
-every minority household ever
Running only makes it worse -My Mom
No blocking, moving, running, any of that lmao
@@dabiscottibandit6396 when I block as soon as the start it stops I slowly move it and then when they start again I block so they also hit my hands and the back hurts the most for me
I just brace myself and cough a lot to reduce pain
"actually I think I'ma whoop u anyway, I think ur lying" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
Homie still got whooped!
He still under dat roof, nun he can do abt it 🥲
I like how he documented his thought-process as well.
This man just finished death note lmao
@Xotiic o
onggg loll
I was thinking the same thing
@Xotiic what that mean lmao death note came out 2017
@Orochimaru The Sannin 2017
"You are never too old to get an ass whooping" -My dad
Then beat your dad .
ways to run away from whoppings:
1. Pray
2. Try to go to sleep
3. cover yourself with covers and combine step 1 with this one
Thank you
@MARC ANTHONY SMITH fax
Or just wear 3 trousers on at the same time and 3 t-shirts or 2 shirts and a jumper, also wear 3 pears of socks in case you are hunched in a corner while your dad beats you so that it doesn't hurt if you get hit in the foot
Then you have your hands and your head and of he goes for your head call 911 and if he goes fornyour hands then at least you didn't get whooped hard on your legs, thighs or body
@@adamzacethen2180 100000000000000000 iq
This guy gets me everytime 🤣🤣 he's literally no cap the one of the only people on the Internet that can make me laugh. Keep up the awesome work, your doing great 👍👍
why the hell did he turn into a whole dam anime villain LMAOO
He did a full on Light impression
Ong he did
Fr he did
The light theme tune was the best thing EVER
Why you so damn black
This title is something I've looked forward to ever since I was 7
“Y-you see I got sick”
“Oh you did? Lemme feel ya neck” 😂😂😂
Same
01lm1X0
I thought she would snap the man's neck
i thought s/he said nut at first😭
This man is some next level genius comedy
All that time he spent doing that stuff to avoid cleaning he coulda been cleaning
Tbh I would have just sabotaged everything it’s cooler then cleaning 😎
Given the amount of time it took to do that stuff plus the fact that there's no way that a mother like that would actually count the work he would have done as valid. I'd say that you are woefully mistaken
Karen.
spoken like a true parent
@@benjamin5828 toddler.
This is so true. We try to find so many ways to get out of punishment but they always know. She could smell the deception a mile away lol
Its funny. She saying "You think im a game", but hes literally playing with her like a game
That's why- nvm😑
@@-crossheart lol
@@-crossheart haha😂
@@-crossheart no finish I beg
@@-crossheart finish it you don't have the balls
2:04 That head bobbing to the clowning deserves an Oscar 🤣
I'm watching this waiting for my mom coming home to whoop me
how bad was it?
@@mxgic1625 lol
@@mxgic1625 lmfao 😭
Yo that nigga dead
@@BLACKOUTDREAD LMAO\
when he says YOU FOOL it gives that vibe when the anime characters start talking their head LOL
Freeze the belt. That’s abuse 😂
Lmao
I'm beat with sticks from outside. Not joking.
@@menace4841 Ik you not. My grandpa and aunt went through the same thing
@@sheadiggs9355 bro aint rare, mine too
Am I underrated
MAN I NEVER BE ABLE TO STOP MY LAUGH !!!! U ALWAYS BEAT ME DUDEEEE
Damn that “you think ima game” bringing back memories😂😂
I got a faint chill up my spine 🤣
Same Bro
My heart be beating fast as hell and then when she brings out the belt
@@only_king_chris_ 😂😂 heading straight to my room to put on extra klothes
@@kxtheunknown4858 Fr tho 😂😂😂
@@kxtheunknown4858 Exactly tho- 😭🤣
His smile is contagious 😆
Bruh the deathnote music goes perfect😂😂😂
He has the energy to do all that but can't clean 😭😂
Fr??😿😭😭😭💗💀
That’s how she knows he’s lying 😂😂
Mom: tries to hit kid with the belt
Kid: Dodges
Mom: why do I hear boss music
Kid: Y O U F O O L
My mom be my dodge machine she be teaching me to dodge her own whoopings bruh
@@murty4529 😂😂
i really need open discussion about belts in freezers xD
@@NDJunction right
Expectation: you dodge an escape a beating
Reality: yoh dodge, and they hit harder
2:59 who is hiding their whooping belt in a frig LOL
I have the same mop
Twins? 🤔
use to i’m pretty sure😂😂
@@trarags me too
@@trarags same!
I have the same air
I can't tell you how long I lived in my parents house and we never replaced the battery on the smoke detector, that sound takes me back 😂😂😂😂
The anime monologues too funny
Thank you for helping me learn this, my girl always catches me laying on my back and starts beating me 🤦🏽♂️
I know I'm 8 months late and I'm not sure the current status of your relationship but maybe you should try to talk to her about that, don't stay in a relationship where the partner is abusive.
Uhhhh
I’m dead who keeps a belt in the freezer 🤣
Monsters
I do
Creates extra damage on your bottom 😭💀
For extra fresh whoopings
The smoke detectors screaming for their life is funny
The death note sound and the black and white makes me think it’s actually a deathnote episode
😂😂😂yooo I couldn’t get pass “you think I’m a game” damn 😆 😆. Brought back memories
There's this alternative trick to avoid whooping that my dad told me:
It's called: "behaving"
And I bet that your dad could not possibly define that word that he's using because it has a definition he just doesn't care. If I had to guess the reason that he would never give you a definition is because he's looking for a reason to hit you
@@ilyte1 Someone has daddy issues.
@@veemon9009 all the words you could have used you chose the word "daddy"in a conversation about spanking
@@ilyte1 Please talk to me when your mind's out the gutter.
@@veemon9009 my mind is out of the gutter I just need to point out to your
"Very poor choice of words"
- joker
I told my mom I forgot my locker code and she said she’s gonna beat me up so thanks this is what I needed
2:33 that smile😂
It’s they way she kept the belt in the freezer🥶 for me 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂fukkkkking hilarious 😂
Came from dontai
Dontai been giving dude love from back then?
@@kxyoto8541 nah i just saw him in the comments randomly
@@hmjonny6422 same
“Ima whoop you anyway” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m actually in the bathroom right now, I think I’m about to live in here I was getting chased
The Deathnote music, and genius planning are perfect.
Too funny 😂😂😂😂
2:15 YOU FOOL
I just realized he was acting like light from death note 🤣
His real smile is way better than the signature one😂😂
When you try everything to get out of a whooping and the 1 thing that almost killed you before the whooping was when she says I'ma whoop you anyway you: rethinking your life
Omg the "YOU FOOL" just got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny thing is all that time he spent setting stuff up.. he could of just cleaned up..😂😂
1:18 ok kira so wheres the deathnote
The things we do to avoid doing things is astounding
L’s theme just makes it better
New sub
He put all that hard work when he could've just cleaned up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Glad he changed the batteries in that smoke detector!
When you go through more effort not to do something than actually doing it 😭😭😭
3:17 hear closely
0:42 this sum death note shit🤣🤣
When you opened the freezer I thought you was gone whip his ass for not taking the chicken out the freezer 😂
1:23 thought he was gonna say i am Kira
my mum: *threatens my to clean my room or she woops me*
me: *actually cleans my room*
My mom: 2:47
The smoke alarm beeping the whole episode 💀
Legend has it, the smoke alarm battery low sound is still going off up to his latest video
The fire alarm though-
When you watch death note or naruto or any anime like this 😂😂
That damn smoke detector battery.
"I didn't know the belt was supposed to be there"
the mom: **breathing technique first form**
He did more work coming up with this than actually cleaning
BRO THIS IS A MASTERPIECE
PUT BATTERIES IN YOUR FIREALARM MY GOD
The beeping in the background from the smoke detector 😂
YOU FOOL every time it’s funny as hell bro
3:11 listen closely to the wheeze
My man did more work to make an excuse work out than it actually takes to do the chore itself 😂
when they say "so you think I'm playing with you?" you know you done for😔
Legend has it that the belt is getting passed on and is still being used today..
Lol
This looks like an anime where the main character becomes smart but then the villain oversmarts the main character
This is a reference to death note, the main character is smart but the main character is also the villain
@@kidjackson2766 yeah ik
I thought the bags in the freezer were him hiding the trash at first
My boy said sum, YOU FOOL .YOU CANNOT WIN. OUT OF MY SIGHT
Bruh change that dam fire alarm!!! Funny sh*t tho 😄
Mom: Oh you wanna HIDE the belt ? Oh okay
*takes the one off she is wearing
almost like that was exactly what happened in the video
@@plankton3890 yeah it did fucking idiot it’s a comment
@@OGrogerthat1400 whats the point if commenting this
@@plankton3890 cuz it was a funny emphasis on the video wtf is wrong with you do you not know how TH-cam works idiot ?
He cooked a rag, on a tra, get it tra rags
Mom be like: you did all that work when you could have put that work into cleaning and be done instead.
lmbooo right
Me: actually thinking he was gonna tell us how to avoid a whooping
Tra Rags: *YOU FOOL!!!!*
So ain’t nobody gon talk about how he done opened the freezer trying to get the belt?
Added a frost buff lmao
Plot twist: his maniacal victory head poses were in real time so she pretended not to notice until the mop was damp
When You Here The Death Note Music 🎵 Thats When It Gets Real
going through so much work to avoid work is something i would definitely do
3:38 Got me changing fire alarm batteries.
The subtle different chirps from smoke alarm is fucking hilarious touch.
AYOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
The music be getting me hyped 😂😂😂😭😭
Bro the end part with the belt got me ded💀
He’s low key a genius buts he’s doing more work then just doing his chores 😂 😂😂