The 'Letter H' bit episode was one of the funniest ones I'd ever seen. Later in another scene Colin said "You know I used to be part of the letter H". It was brilliant.
@@jonnych1839 the point of the censor is that you aren't supposed to know it was said. If they left in "cats" it can be inferred what the missing line was
I tell you what ....... When you are down in the dumps or pissed off with the World ...... just watch a few of these clips to get the belly aching with laughter.
He quoted Shakespeare (either "Two Gentlemen of Verona" or "Taming of the Shrew", I forget which), and absolutely nobody got the reference. So, he suggested that the audience "read a book" (Shakespeare) so they would get it next time. Greg had the right idea for that topic: instead of actually quoting Shakespeare, he just made references to the plays.
Yeah, but his still worked comedically because it implied the people at such a convention didn’t read the books. The audience (including you) was expecting cheap shots, and Wayne saying “read a book” let it be one.
As far as I can tell, "Yea, the two revenuers from Verona approacheth" is not at all a real Shakespeare quote; it seems to be a play on "Two Gentlemen from Verona" and "the revenuers", i.e. the authorities who would hunt down moonshine distillers and smugglers.
@@mattpace1026 . Whose Line started in 1998. I don't know when these episodes were filmed but if they're some of the earlier ones then they are 20+ years old, not less.
@@rebecca4680 This version started in the early 2000s. And this is the version that's actually funny, so as I'm far as I'm concerned, this is the only version worth talking about.
@@OptimusGPrime I'd say you don't know what funny is, but you've proven that just by trying to make Greg out to be a selling point. Dude was not funny, even on the U.S. version. Never capable of committing to a joke unless it was "safe" for him.
4:10 Colin, pretty much the only cast member that can't sing at all, is the first one to come out for the "professions where singing is discouraged" topic. He might not be able to sing, but he's quick.
@@LoneKharnivore not to mention that all episodes are editted to begin with due to heavy censorship, performers' shenanigans, Drew fucking up his lines, etc.
First: Ryan while mimicking giving someone the electric chair "We're gonna, fry you this mornin', fry you this mornin'," Second: Wayne, as a doctor, to Jeff, the patient's wife, "Ma'am, I'm afraid your husband, [sings in the tune of En Vogue's "My Lovin' (Never Gonna Get It)"] isn't gonna make it, isn't gonna make it, isn't gonna make it, isn't gonna make it," Third: Colin, while being trapped in a box, "I'm a mime!"
mwhhd 1 the joke is no one would think a hillbilly would actually be able to quote Shakespeare, and the audience didnt realize it's an actual line until Wayne said read a book
@@JDizzle1391 No. There is a play called "The Two Gentleman of Verona". He used that title as the basis of his joke, creating the line "The two revenuers of Verona approacheth". A "revenuer" is a representative of the government that comes to look for (and tax) illegal moonshine stills, which is a hillbilly thing. It was definitely an actual joke, and it was NOT an actual line that he was quoting. He said read a book, because people should have been able to get his reference to "The Two Gentleman of Verona" that he was parodying. It would be like changing "Romeo and Juliet" to "Rodeo and Juliet" if you were asking for a cowboy version.
oh no... she says "cunts." in the UK that is a typical word used FAR more often than in the US. that's why she looked so "what's wrong" and everyone else was freaking the heck out with laughter. that's also why Drew said the pronunciation joke.
@@kiritadoshi had* DHS took her due to her not gaining enough weight due to a misunderstanding with the doctor that we were blamed for. Then we were black mailed and surrendered rights in order to keep visitation rights. She was adopted out but I visit her. Then a year later, divorced too because the wife was cheating on me a lot. Moved elsewhere because I am focusing on studies to go back, get my GED, then higher education to become an online English language teacher. (Pandemic delayed that for a few months though. To clarify, I am not yet to my goal.) Freaky what a few years can do, huh?
Bad Parental Speeches: Alright, son. I know school is tough. I know it makes you feel worthless. And I know you don't have any friends... I forgot my point but get your backpack
Welcome to dead cats! 101 recipes you can do with your pussy. In America we can only get away with it if you pronounce it Puss-sayyyy. Side note: there is a book called 101 uses for a dead cat.
The only time I’ve ever seen Colin absolutely shocked by Ryan was the letter h bit. At the time when that bit aired they had been working together for almost 30 years together. I wouldn’t be surprised if one of Ryan’s goals in the u.s. version was to leave Colin in absolute shock like that. Well mission accomplished.
The very worst parental motivation speech would have been You keep cutting up in class you'll end up like Drew Carey. Sit behind a desk, play with the buzzer, not do a damn thing, make more money than everyone else
“Welcome to Dead Cats- 101 recipes that you can do with your pussy!” “I don’t know if they told you, but in America you can only get away with that if you pronounce it ‘puss-ay’.”
"Refreshingly honest statements that _could_ earn you a black eye." "Drew doesn't do a _damn thing."_ Maybe not, but it doesn't look like it bothers him when people point it out. 🤷
@@Ajehy at this point didn't he have two shows going on? Or were the references to "another show" just ribbing him for going from his sitcom, straight to this?
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*gets buzzed*
*walks off*
*walks back on*
"not a damn thing!"
That one is my favorite
Statements that will get you punched in the eye. "I want you to punch me really hard in the eye."
I love Brad Sherwood
Reminds me of another one.
Things to say that will always start a fight.
Ryan: "You guys wanna fight?"
And then he got punched in his snake eye.
What about “Oh, is KickMyAss hungry?”
He's awesome at propfalls lol
Damn you butchered the quotes. It was available for you to replay as much as you wanted lol
"Baby names that will one day get your child's ass kicked."
"Hey, are you ok, XÆ
A-12?"
Or “Little X”, which is legitimately what his parents call him.
Omg YESS!!!
@@lawrencecalablaster568 Wonder if Little X is related to Mr.X from RE:2
And then he zaps his bullies with the death ray his dad builds him LOL
@@justtrollinalong977 if your dad will one day make catgirls...
The 'Letter H' bit episode was one of the funniest ones I'd ever seen.
Later in another scene Colin said "You know I used to be part of the letter H". It was brilliant.
Don't forget the Hoedown. He said he got fired for making an H with Ryan.
I can't understand how it didn't occur to them that their lowercase h was backwards.
They brought that joke back years later in the Aisha Tyler hosted Whose Line
Have you watched the entire Sesame Street clip? It gets even better.
These dudes deserve immortality.
@@marcelinecorbin1257 no i think he meant immortality, as in to be remembered forever...
At the very least.
That one dude is really hot.
The one with the British accent.
Check the one out with Richard Simmons in it
@@marcelinecorbin1257 Why would they "deserve" that, that makes no sense
I love when Colin repeats jokes back to back!
Here (bleeeeeeeep)
"Hair Pussy!" lol
MEOW
Someone: Jokes are only funny the first time!
Colin: Hold my hat.
NOT A DAMN THING
The first bit with Josie is so funny. Shes so embarrassed afterwards and apologies is the most adorable thing on the show
I may be dumb but what was it she said?
@@chrismcintyre6684 "Welcome to Dead Cats, 109 recipes you can do with your pussy (cat)"
@@brianstryker4536 ... Proof that not all heroes wear capes.
@@brianstryker4536 why would they censor cats though, if they didn’t I would get the 2nd censored word.
@@jonnych1839 the point of the censor is that you aren't supposed to know it was said. If they left in "cats" it can be inferred what the missing line was
One of my favorites has always been:
"Things that might start a fight."
"You guys wanna have a fight?"
I tell you what ....... When you are down in the dumps or pissed off with the World ...... just watch a few of these clips to get the belly aching with laughter.
currently in quarantine during corona virus-these highlights are defiantly helping
Faaaaacts
Thats what ive been doing since ix discovered this show existed. Lol.
Peter Thrupp absolutely
Exactly what I'm doing. First time I've laughed in awhile.
Yes
*Ryan:* "Honey do you really want to end up like me?"
*Me:* "You mean a beloved comedy icon? Um, yes please"
That’s what I thought 😆
I was gonna say: out of all the things, not a bad choice :)
Suck this didnt include
"Come home with me, i'm not scary. I'm really rich, i'm drew carey"
The best one
ally 🐤🐤🐤🐤nvm
Cntm@06
But wasn't that a Hoedown...?
Nah, I’m tired of clicking on compilations and it’s the same ones
@@ChargeQM ...no? It was scenes from a hat, hoedown is completely different
5:15 is one of the best, if not my favorite, lines from scenes from a hat. “Let go of my floppy”😂
Colin's "I'm a Mime!!" comment always makes me piss myself..Lol
That and the "WHEEL!..OF!..MUCUS!!" gets me every time
Colin Mochrie the only man that can make me laugh spastically almost instantly. It’s his smirk!
When Colin says something right out of his head, its always pure Gold.
Yeah, you figured out how improve works...
He quoted Shakespeare (either "Two Gentlemen of Verona" or "Taming of the Shrew", I forget which), and absolutely nobody got the reference. So, he suggested that the audience "read a book" (Shakespeare) so they would get it next time. Greg had the right idea for that topic: instead of actually quoting Shakespeare, he just made references to the plays.
Well the taming and R/J both set in Verona haha but yeah silly
Merchant of Venice. And yeah, it's six years later. Fuck it. :D
Yeah, but his still worked comedically because it implied the people at such a convention didn’t read the books. The audience (including you) was expecting cheap shots, and Wayne saying “read a book” let it be one.
@@nadyaam.1139 Verona’s shaped like a liver right?
As far as I can tell, "Yea, the two revenuers from Verona approacheth" is not at all a real Shakespeare quote; it seems to be a play on "Two Gentlemen from Verona" and "the revenuers", i.e. the authorities who would hunt down moonshine distillers and smugglers.
“I lick your stamps all the time”
Always gets me 😂😂😂😂
...NOT A *DAMN THING*.
Gets me every time.
Poxell91 the comment is 6y old...
You ok down there?
🎩🇺🇸
Love it!
"I'm a MIME!"
9:04 i luv how collin knew it was coming and puckered
You know it’s good comedy when it’s funny 30 years later.
You do know this isn't even 20 years old yet, right?
@@mattpace1026 . Whose Line started in 1998. I don't know when these episodes were filmed but if they're some of the earlier ones then they are 20+ years old, not less.
@@rebecca4680 This version started in the early 2000s. And this is the version that's actually funny, so as I'm far as I'm concerned, this is the only version worth talking about.
@@mattpace1026 Wtf are you talking about? The British version is pretty damned funny. Also, it has Colin, Ryan, and Greg on it...
@@OptimusGPrime I'd say you don't know what funny is, but you've proven that just by trying to make Greg out to be a selling point. Dude was not funny, even on the U.S. version. Never capable of committing to a joke unless it was "safe" for him.
4:10 Colin, pretty much the only cast member that can't sing at all, is the first one to come out for the "professions where singing is discouraged" topic. He might not be able to sing, but he's quick.
He wasn't first at all, this video is heavily edited.
@@LoneKharnivore not to mention that all episodes are editted to begin with due to heavy censorship, performers' shenanigans, Drew fucking up his lines, etc.
First: Ryan while mimicking giving someone the electric chair "We're gonna, fry you this mornin', fry you this mornin',"
Second: Wayne, as a doctor, to Jeff, the patient's wife, "Ma'am, I'm afraid your husband, [sings in the tune of En Vogue's "My Lovin' (Never Gonna Get It)"] isn't gonna make it, isn't gonna make it, isn't gonna make it, isn't gonna make it,"
Third: Colin, while being trapped in a box, "I'm a mime!"
@@rscaito1 Anyone know what the girl said in the first clip?
@@yourmum69_420 Lady Parts
"You were great Sharon Stone, nah I'm not gonna call you." I am laughing so hard it hurts xD
Woody: "BUZZ, LOOK AN ALIEN!"
Buzz: "WHeRE?!"
Woody: 6:45
The same sounding laugh and everything
Omg yesss
Its same down to the "Wooaugh" at the end like a cowboy 😂
I think I peed myself when Colin said "Here *****"! the second time!!!
Clearwater Sub Productions what did he actually say?
@@MrWsPE I would guess pussy but I'm not certain
@@mickmickymick6927 Here Pussy was said
Op is a pussy
“Come here Colin” he said that with so much trauma🤣🤣🤣 gets me every time
"Ryan, has anyone ever told you you look like Doogie Howser?" *spittake* LOLLOL
what's wrong with looking like Doogie Howser?
Good old @12Medbe. You were a hero in our time. Hope you're doing well, wherever you are and whatever you're doing.
WAYNE: "Drew doesn't do a dang thing. Read off the card, (makes buzzing noise), that's ALL."
*damn
@@eonsinfinity534 Not a DAAAMN thing.
Yeah, he said that... how about it? *It's a comedy show and they're friends,* stop taking things out of context to cater to your social traumas.
"You're the kind of girl that I'd like to know
My name is Horton, and I see a ho!!"
I love it when Drew break out in a big laugh
WHEEL....OF....MUCUS!!!!
Oh, man, I could watch Brad's pratfalls all day.
EPC6608 3 years late but same here
Eye Zodiotic 2 years late but same here! 😂
He’s amazing in the “slow-motion falling down firefighter” bit in one of the water running gag episodes.
Bradfalls*
DREW DOESN'T DO A DAMN THING.
NOT A DAMN THING, NOTHING
Drew = 🤓
2:55 **Colin teleports on stage**
He couldn't wait to swear... He broke time and space to do it.
"Nothing personnel, Drew."
The 12Medbe TH-cam channel was a delight. Got me through tough days back then. Thank you!
My favorite part is when Brad and Wayne just started punching Colin
I'm so glad Ryan did the letter H on the new Whose Line, even upgraded it to the letter capital H
There needs to be a video of just "Walk out and stand there" clips.
Thatd be a funny video
Don't include the prompts from Drew. Just step out and laughter
"Those jeans make you look a little fat."
"...and that's when I killed him Your Honor."
"Case dismissed."
5:41 "Drew doesn't do a damn thing." Gets me every time.
Not a DAMN thing.
"Yay, the two revenues from Verona approaches"
*No one laughs
"Read a book people".. 😂😂😂😂
mwhhd 1 its an actual Shakespeare line
mwhhd 1 the joke is no one would think a hillbilly would actually be able to quote Shakespeare, and the audience didnt realize it's an actual line until Wayne said read a book
@@JDizzle1391 No. There is a play called "The Two Gentleman of Verona". He used that title as the basis of his joke, creating the line "The two revenuers of Verona approacheth". A "revenuer" is a representative of the government that comes to look for (and tax) illegal moonshine stills, which is a hillbilly thing.
It was definitely an actual joke, and it was NOT an actual line that he was quoting. He said read a book, because people should have been able to get his reference to "The Two Gentleman of Verona" that he was parodying. It would be like changing "Romeo and Juliet" to "Rodeo and Juliet" if you were asking for a cowboy version.
Two Gentlemen of Verona. 1 of the 1st Shakespherian plays I saw.
@@briansammond7801 Thank you, now I'm smarter.
oh no... she says "cunts." in the UK that is a typical word used FAR more often than in the US. that's why she looked so "what's wrong" and everyone else was freaking the heck out with laughter. that's also why Drew said the pronunciation joke.
You learn smth new everyday
No, she doesn't. She says 'cats' and then 'pussy,' hence the joke about 'puss-ay.'
Even here in the UK you can't just say cunt on TV.
You can say it to an extent, depends what channel it's on
@@LoneKharnivore i thought that too, but then why would they bleep out "cats"
@@willcrossley I think it was “dead cats”. Maybe bleeped for context.
These guys are comedy gold.
7:56 “Oooh is kick my a$$ hungry?” LMFAO 😂😂😂 Funniest ish
Ryan going to the bathroom, sitting on the toilet, checking what he did and giving himself a 1000 points is the funniest one for me.
“come here collin” is maybe the funniest line ever to me
Watching this while the tv network previews pop up give me such flashbacks... love it, thank you for posting.
'A teacher? A teacher? Honey, prostitutes make twice the money!' ;3
>watches this video
>has 5 month old daughter
+Chris “Sephi” Ridgeway I still watch the old clips just because of how much gold is in them.
Chris Ridgeway Drew knew what he was saying
Manny Feliciano- Naw, be both. Work at a highschool. There are plenty of people there who are desperate for sex and have money to spend.
*has five year old daughter*
@@kiritadoshi had* DHS took her due to her not gaining enough weight due to a misunderstanding with the doctor that we were blamed for. Then we were black mailed and surrendered rights in order to keep visitation rights. She was adopted out but I visit her. Then a year later, divorced too because the wife was cheating on me a lot. Moved elsewhere because I am focusing on studies to go back, get my GED, then higher education to become an online English language teacher. (Pandemic delayed that for a few months though. To clarify, I am not yet to my goal.) Freaky what a few years can do, huh?
Lmao collin's face after Ryan kisses him... Like "I liked that but I can't show it..."
they have kissed so many times lmao
9:04
What year was this in anyways? Looks old so it amazes me
“i’m a mime!” is SO good
"Awh, is kick-my-ass hungry?" XD
Man Drew's Buzzer Dance at 5:55 gets me every time
Not a damn thing.
Damn, I can see why growing up we didn’t see this show so often🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My boyfriend and I are laughing our asses off!!!
I have a good one for the "things you can say about your computer but not your girlfriend"...... "its gets really hot if you leave it on for a while"
I keep putting it in the wrong slot
You might wanna check that, it looks infected...
Sami Rehman I have Norton scan it weekly.
what the hell just popped up?
It doesn't blow very well.
how to get a black eye, brad style: "I want you to punch me hard in the eye". If the punch goes somewhere else that's your fault xD
"Is kick my ass hungry" 😂🤣😂 I miss these guys so much
12medbe, now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. What a legend
Dr. Seuss pick up lines: Baby, that ain't a wocket in my pocket.
"Are you my mommy?"
" Yay, the two revenuers from Verona approacheth,read a book people" made me laugh
Bad Parental Speeches:
Alright, son. I know school is tough. I know it makes you feel worthless. And I know you don't have any friends... I forgot my point but get your backpack
I couldn't understand any of the censored stuff, sadly, too much was cut out to make sense to me.
Stimulator7 *dead cats
Welcome to dead cats! 101 recipes you can do with your pussy.
In America we can only get away with it if you pronounce it Puss-sayyyy.
Side note: there is a book called 101 uses for a dead cat.
So glad someone finally told me what she was saying ive been dying to know for years
i thought they were saying the n-word based on wayne bradys dying of laughter fskjhfskdfsdfsdfs
@@rottnlove i think drew actualy says Puuuu-Tang.
Love Josie Lawrence, legend, her and Colin are the best two improv comedians I've seen live
Scenes from a hat was the best part. All absolutely improv. Off the top of their heads.
Years on, still classic stuff! 👍😂
I saw the very final scene when I was still a schoolteacher and lost my shiznit when it came on.
6:45 Drew didn't really think that was funny... He didn't take off his glasses :P
He had a voice crack as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m surprised they didn’t include “I just want to stand and stare at my privates!”
Missed a couple of the best -- Greg Proops' line in the Hillbilly Shakespeare Festival and Ryan Stiles' Dr. Seuss inspired pick up line.
Which one? There's two of them, or where you referencing to both?
Proops went for low-hanging fruit and wasn't funny, at least in that one. Wayne knocked it out of the park, though.
@@kungfuman82 His phrasing made it worse. Should've said, "Juliet, get down here! I don't care if you're my cousin, I love you!"
I cracked up on the yer mah cousin bit
@@MNAvenger ý
Over the past 4 days I've seen every single clip they show...THIS IS AWESOME I get a little show of the best of what I've watched lol
The only time I’ve ever seen Colin absolutely shocked by Ryan was the letter h bit. At the time when that bit aired they had been working together for almost 30 years together. I wouldn’t be surprised if one of Ryan’s goals in the u.s. version was to leave Colin in absolute shock like that. Well mission accomplished.
Rejected themes for restaurants: “Joes pizza and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is todays sauce.”
This is soo cursed in soo many levels HAHAHAHAH
Oh my god🤪😂
"Preggo today, Ragu tomorrow"
Holy shit, this is dark
When I saw this comment I came here looking for your reply, Flaming Moose. You're as real as it gets, still are.
things you can't say on TV anymore: Any clip from the this run of who's line
Things you can say about your computer but not about your girlfriend:
"Ugh, it's so dusty inside, it hasn't been used in years."
Colin's smile at 4:37
That's a smile of a man who just got his colon poked.
"... The letter h"
You missed the best Dr. Seuss inspired pick up line
"Come with me, I'm not scary"
"I'm really rich, I'm Drew Carey" 🤣
"Drew doesn't do a damn thing"
Such a classic moment
9:19 That was basically what all of my father's speeches could be summed up as.
5:59 the doorbell 😂😂😂😂😂
Colin: come on let go of my floppy
Me: I need a floppy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Drew’s laugh always gets me
Collin does a great barney impression
9:15 “Son, do you really want to be stuck with someone like your mother for the rest of your life?”
The very worst parental motivation speech would have been
You keep cutting up in class you'll end up like Drew Carey. Sit behind a desk, play with the buzzer, not do a damn thing, make more money than everyone else
and the algorithm has led me here how’s everyone doing
"Not a daaaaamn thing"
I havent watched the show but i have seen so much youtube clips on it that i want to watch it. Its the funniest thing i have ever seen
"Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway"
How did Drew know that these are all I've been watching for the last week
I didn't stop laughing from the second I hit play soooooo glad it's back
i die everytime at the "WHEEL OF MUCUS!"
Ryan: do you want to end up like me?
Child: Well known, famous, plenty of money and been on plenty of shows? na your right i could do better than that
9:19
Sad thing is, my parents actually said that to me...
Wish this wasn't censored. Can't understand what the first clip even was.
I'ma assume fecal matter or genetalia was involved
“Welcome to Dead Cats- 101 recipes that you can do with your pussy!”
“I don’t know if they told you, but in America you can only get away with that if you pronounce it ‘puss-ay’.”
If you get the DVD it's uncensored.
Also Colin said “here pussy”
Why was the word "cats" censored?
7:35 “Videotapes that won’t sell out at blockbuster”
R.I.P. Blockbuster 😢
"Refreshingly honest statements that _could_ earn you a black eye."
"Drew doesn't do a _damn thing."_
Maybe not, but it doesn't look like it bothers him when people point it out. 🤷
Fauler Perfektionist - he’s getting paid way more than they are, he can afford a little ribbing.
@@Ajehy at this point didn't he have two shows going on? Or were the references to "another show" just ribbing him for going from his sitcom, straight to this?
@@PointsofData He did yeah, this one and The Drew Carey Show.
I saw an interview where Colin described Drew as a generous, wonderful person. I think they truly enjoy each other.
4:51 "Yeah, I gotta get a new motherboard."
Colin is the undisputed king of Whose Line!
You left so many of the good parts of those scenes.