Let's Try 29 DIFFERENT POP-TARTS

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  • @stevietse257
    @stevietse257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2883

    Feel like Sung Won has a ratatouille moment every time he does these

    • @lucioalongi5611
      @lucioalongi5611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what

    • @ncisfan1002
      @ncisfan1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "I felt like these were gonna be shit but it's actually pretty good"

    • @insert6190
      @insert6190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      If the rat was fused with Gordon ramsay

    • @samflxl
      @samflxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol why does he actually sound like ratatouille a bit?😂

    • @aightbet164
      @aightbet164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RATATOUILLE IS BEST MOVIE EVER

  • @kweepn
    @kweepn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2972

    The disappointment in his voice when he says “29 different pop tarts” is immeasurable

    • @toadamber
      @toadamber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      And his day is ruined

    • @galning2768
      @galning2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’d say it’s more of a despair
      NO SHUT UP MONOKUMA
      Sorry monokuma took control of my keyboard

    • @lefrymo
      @lefrymo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@galning2768 i dont understand the reference here

    • @CynningSeline
      @CynningSeline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@galning2768 what about Monocrow?

    • @galning2768
      @galning2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CynningSeline who tf is monocrow

  • @christianleotaud1421
    @christianleotaud1421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    I love how as time goes on he slowly starts breaking off smaller and smaller pieces of the pop tart

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And breaking off smaller and smaller pieces of my heart

    • @henloworld514
      @henloworld514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it’s like toothpaste

    • @huemanporson9954
      @huemanporson9954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@henloworld514 hmm. Yeah, that’s about right

    • @Joejoesgotflow
      @Joejoesgotflow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      15:49 That's new...Hot frosted is a pop tart flavor? jkjk

  • @Unownzone
    @Unownzone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2830

    "I don't care. Please stop existing."
    I'm going to use this every way

    • @nicoletan6823
      @nicoletan6823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Pepper keep?

    • @eisenwalds56
      @eisenwalds56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@nicoletan6823 did he stutter?

    • @NatTheShadowViper
      @NatTheShadowViper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Pepper no.

    • @SquidSnuggles
      @SquidSnuggles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAO I was dying! Loves it. Love him!

    • @ihcuhcalaK
      @ihcuhcalaK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SquidSnuggles I don't care. Please keep existing though

  • @RichMalishefski
    @RichMalishefski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14901

    I feel like the world is in need for a gatorade review

    • @ShellShock794
      @ShellShock794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Maybe not Gatorade because there's really not many flavors but some sort of drink would definitely be interesting

    • @jacksonvelez7106
      @jacksonvelez7106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      There are 30 Gatorade types

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      In like, shot glasses

    • @trevor5400
      @trevor5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Flavored vodka would get dude lit

    • @rodimusprime8616
      @rodimusprime8616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      A good thought there actually.
      I can see Gatorade being reviewed

  • @eastonmace6985
    @eastonmace6985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    I like when he’s in the middle of these and he does a little hair flip now and then

    • @sablen1319
      @sablen1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Quarantine hairstyle

    • @oliveoil2549
      @oliveoil2549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just ever now and then you say 😂

    • @BentDoorFrame
      @BentDoorFrame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Its a habit with people with that hair style. I used to do it gotta maintain the swoop!

    • @shoesncheese
      @shoesncheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's sexy. Not kidding.

    • @seanclark5232
      @seanclark5232 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH SO FUNNY MAN 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤪🤪🤩🤪🤩🤩🤪🙂

  • @iblamejonas
    @iblamejonas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    Time stamps
    0:52 frosted strawberry
    1:53 simply frosted strawberry
    2:40 chocolate fudge
    3:41 brown sugar
    4:23 apple cinnamon
    5:12 crisps frosted strawberry
    6:03 frosted strawberry bites
    6:30 brown sugar bites
    6:49 chocolate fudge bites
    7:27 chocolate cupcake
    7:56 chocolate chip
    8:27 chocolate cookie dough
    9:09 blue raspberry
    9:56 frosted apple
    10:44 frosted cherry
    11:10 fruit loops
    12:10 in frosted strawberry
    12:45 unfrosted cinnamon
    13:10 s’mores
    13:42 blue berry
    14:12 cupcake
    15:19 unfrosted blueberry
    15:40 sundae
    16:13 strawberry shake
    16:51 cinnamon roll
    17:40 wild berry
    18:19 Oreo
    18:51 pretzel
    19:38 chocolate pretzel
    I know nobody asked

    • @bulletproofair
      @bulletproofair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This is the work of a hero. Thank you.

    • @iblamejonas
      @iblamejonas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes

    • @idkblahblahblah6026
      @idkblahblahblah6026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The comment we didn’t know we needed until we got it.

    • @clbbarle9903
      @clbbarle9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you

    • @ImfernusRizen
      @ImfernusRizen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TBH Hot Fudge Sundae is my favourite

  • @Autumn9
    @Autumn9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    I feel like "notice how they don't have the green sprinkles because green isn't a color in nature" is such an underrated line

    • @hipp0_yt
      @hipp0_yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      So is “Anton ego ratatouille ass moment” lmao

    • @stinksorstonks1498
      @stinksorstonks1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Ikr it took me 30 seconds to process that and for a second I really thought there was no green in nature

    • @thezeronelite
      @thezeronelite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      'Green is not a creative colour'

    • @Autumn9
      @Autumn9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@thezeronelite I respect the dhmis reference

    • @rieiid5867
      @rieiid5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Ugh, it looks like a frosted one with jizz on it."

  • @Sarcastitonea
    @Sarcastitonea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    I'm seriously out here watching this man tell me a cinnamon pop tart tastes like cinnamon for 20 minutes

  • @fernandocrespocarreras1107
    @fernandocrespocarreras1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    TIMESTAMPS
    0:00 - Introduction
    0:55 - Frosted Strawberry
    1:53 - Simply Frosted Harvest Strawberry
    2:40 - Frosted Chocolate Fudge
    3:42 - Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon
    4:22 - Simply Frosted Orchard Apple Cinnamon
    5:11 - Frosted Strawberrylicious (Crisps)
    6:01 - Frosted Strawberry (Bites)
    6:30 - Brown Sugar Cinnamon (Bites)
    6:47 - Frosted Chocolatey Fudge (Bites)
    7:26 - Frosted Chocolate Cupcake
    7:55 - Frosted Chocolate Chip
    8:26 - Frosted Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
    9:07 - Mer-Mazing Blue Raspberry
    9:59 - Frosted Crisp Apple (Exclusive Flavor)
    10:42 - Frosted Cherry
    11:10 - Froot Loops Flavor
    12:10 - Unfrosted Strawberry
    12:47 - Unfrosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon
    13:10 - Frosted S'Mores
    13:41 - Frosted Blueberry
    14:14 - Frosted Confetti Cupcake
    15:16 - Unfrosted Blueberry
    15:39 - Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae
    16:13 - Frosted Strawberry Milkshake
    16:52 - Frosted Cinnamon Roll
    17:38 - Frosted Wild Berry
    18:18 - Frosted Cookies & Créme
    18:50 - Cinnamon Sugar Pretzel
    19:38 - Pretzel Chocolate
    20:17 - Final Thoughts

    • @Scp-x3bgo
      @Scp-x3bgo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thanks

    • @nachosNipples
      @nachosNipples 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thanks fam

    • @KumaPaws376
      @KumaPaws376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I read that as POPSTAMPS

    • @Lurklen
      @Lurklen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No regular raspberry, that's my fave. But I'm in Canada and we don't get half these other flavours.

    • @Namz011
      @Namz011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thank you

  • @tbefilms
    @tbefilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3716

    Nobody asked for this, but here are Sung Won's Pop-Tart insults:
    - "a little one-dimensional"
    - "not bad, but my tongue is disintegrating"
    - "tastes like slightly sweet glue"
    - "weird, pasty, gummy, not-very-flavorful mush"
    - "I think if you try to eat this as an adult, you literally die and go to jail"
    - "all I can taste is sweet and pain"
    - "this isn't a Pop-Tart, this is a sham"
    - *aggressive sigh* "...it's FINE"

    • @electerz4781
      @electerz4781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      you forgot “little plump bitches”

    • @tbefilms
      @tbefilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@electerz4781 I thought about that, but then reflected on it being more of a compliment than an insult

    • @PhoenixTwoFiftySix
      @PhoenixTwoFiftySix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I absolutely asked for this, thank you.

    • @tbefilms
      @tbefilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@PhoenixTwoFiftySix You are absolutely welcome. I see there is a Cheez-It video. Duty calls

    • @Danongorf
      @Danongorf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Marry me

  • @frostywing8941
    @frostywing8941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    Back when I was in sixth grade, I'd grab second-chance breakfast for those who didn't get breakfast in the mornings. The one I'd buy had an apple, sometimes some juice, milk, and two cinnamon poptarts. Then I'd go to keyboarding class, sit next to my best friend, and hand them a cinnamon poptart while I ate the other one. Then, we'd mess around on MSpaint for the entire hour like we weren't supposed to :)
    Good times :')

    • @oliverwagunaere1697
      @oliverwagunaere1697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's awesome dude. Sharing is caring!

    • @airbird4622
      @airbird4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@oliverwagunaere1697 if sharing is caring then i don’t care.

    • @Happyfrog2000
      @Happyfrog2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Your a good person

    • @jessii967
      @jessii967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@airbird4622 wow like we haven’t heard that one before. you’re like so cool dude

    • @airbird4622
      @airbird4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jessii967 it was a joke you dense hotdog

  • @chipsnever957
    @chipsnever957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    Its shame he didnt do this when A&W Root Beer flavor was around so we could watch a man die live on youtube

    • @billthefirst2410
      @billthefirst2410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This comment has 69 likes nobody better fucking ruin it

    • @kendrick2004
      @kendrick2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      @@billthefirst2410 stfu, I've heard this "69 likes don't wanna ruin it" bullshit way too much

    • @glitchtrap9112
      @glitchtrap9112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      There was a root beer flavor? Sounded like a good time to be a corpse or in hell

    • @billthefirst2410
      @billthefirst2410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@kendrick2004 we've got a virgin here boys

    • @delstarn5405
      @delstarn5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@billthefirst2410 wow not many people admit to being a virgin good for u

  • @elizabethnguyen41
    @elizabethnguyen41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1990

    “this one’s got several jizz swirls on it.”
    *1 second silence*
    *cheerful music resumes*

    • @Jocuro2
      @Jocuro2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      08:30 for ease of viewing.

    • @TheWrongPants22
      @TheWrongPants22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That legit caught me off guard to the point where I spit part of my breakfast out and sneeze-laughed

    • @mystak3n
      @mystak3n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *goes straight to Pink Trombone*

    • @RonYoYo
      @RonYoYo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      haha damn that was in the video

    • @YourAverageSpelunker
      @YourAverageSpelunker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheWrongPants22 yeah fucking right

  • @david.mbb1366
    @david.mbb1366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    "Actually I bet he did eat them all-
    "I WOULD DIE"

    • @HO-zy2bv
      @HO-zy2bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine Things yeah he probably did

    • @kachowgang808yt4
      @kachowgang808yt4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Galaxy-brained jokesters."

    • @david.mbb1366
      @david.mbb1366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kachowgang808yt4 yeah lmao

    • @idiot9665
      @idiot9665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine Things Ahaha so funny haha haha

    • @zachlap3020
      @zachlap3020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He got type 7 diabetes after

  • @BrutalJambon
    @BrutalJambon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "W-Why is there a corpse in this cell ?!" "Oh it's just a guy who ate a mermaid blue raspberry Poptart"

    • @MattMcIrvin
      @MattMcIrvin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's special dead people jail

    • @death6806
      @death6806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh god

  • @foreversapphire
    @foreversapphire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    when he called the poptart bites "little plump bitches" it got me good lol. hilarious

  • @boletarianbread7349
    @boletarianbread7349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Hearing Toucan Sam referred to as a cryptid is not something I expected today.

    • @tarkuscameback1621
      @tarkuscameback1621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He’s slaughtered hundreds. Fear the toucan.

    • @dlira6242
      @dlira6242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Honest to goodness made me laugh. Only helped that he proceeded to have childhood nostalgia blast from that particular flavor.

    • @DoubleDrayco
      @DoubleDrayco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dlira6242 Cryptid doesn't have to be "scary" or "bad" so I don't think it really made a difference

    • @Slipperyslab
      @Slipperyslab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His redesign is a cryptid if anything

  • @CamperCarl00
    @CamperCarl00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2016

    ProZD: empties his cart full of 29 boxes of poptarts.
    Cashier: Thinking "what the hell did this guy do with all the hot pockets he bought last week."

    • @David-sh8xn
      @David-sh8xn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      banana man 2188 stfu it was a joke

    • @wilsonhawk1007
      @wilsonhawk1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bananamanfrl no

    • @scrubstatus123
      @scrubstatus123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wilsonhawk100 what did he say?

    • @Idk-ct5ky
      @Idk-ct5ky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@scrubstatus123 that murder and rape are bad

    • @wilsonhawk1007
      @wilsonhawk1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scrubstatus123 I forgot

  • @TheNormalToast
    @TheNormalToast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    You know the pop tart is great if ProZD says “this is fuckin legit”

    • @Caiahar22
      @Caiahar22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      honestly I really loved that, his excitement for that was nice to see

  • @warmlavender5525
    @warmlavender5525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1829

    I love how in-depth he rates these cheap mass manufactured pastries like he’s eating some delicacy

    • @poopoogigolo
      @poopoogigolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      "This looks like dogshit" ...Yeah, there's some pretty deep criticisms

    • @warmlavender5525
      @warmlavender5525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@poopoogigolo yeah i feel like it's funnier cause he'll be like "ah yes the filling here has a lovely acidity to it" and then he'll say something like that

    • @-mark-o
      @-mark-o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@poopoogigolo the man who met sung won one week ago

    • @rileyrichardson8091
      @rileyrichardson8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      How dare you. As a kid I can assure you that poptarts were indeed a delicacy for me. If I had poptarts for breakfast I was ballin.

    • @BSFilms1997
      @BSFilms1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You have not known God’s embrace until you have eaten a cold pop tart fished out of your MRE after a day of being in the field.

  • @tomv2063
    @tomv2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2975

    This man literally killing himself for our own entertainment, bless him.

    • @angelette9221
      @angelette9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @Wiliam Forsythe ok william

    • @dogman6687
      @dogman6687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Wiliam Forsythe shut up willy foreskin

    • @archlifts947
      @archlifts947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Caroline Herman it’s not a debate or argument he is or he isn’t but he probably is

    • @jasonxd2348
      @jasonxd2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Wiliam Forsythe he is just THICC

    • @NealNot
      @NealNot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      He ate like the equivalent of like 2 1/2 pop tarts in all. Relax. lol

  • @DaMaddness
    @DaMaddness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I was not expecting to hear him say the word "jizz" so many times when I started this video.

  • @thewatcher1249
    @thewatcher1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I love how he descends into madness with each pop tart going from its “good I guess” to “get the hell out of my fucking face”

  • @nbae1106
    @nbae1106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    I have arrived for more of ProZD slowly killing himself as entertainment

    • @taylorthemoron1476
      @taylorthemoron1476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ya Bae i didn’t know youtube allowed suicide videos but here we are

    • @antivegan5881
      @antivegan5881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      literally treats his body as a garbage disposal

    • @magimong407
      @magimong407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      indeed

    • @mr.bannabreadthe3rd77
      @mr.bannabreadthe3rd77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's a sick fuckin profile picture

    • @CastleVaniak
      @CastleVaniak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Badlandschugs will go first

  • @megagrips6470
    @megagrips6470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1760

    "sir you can only buy 2 boxes, there's a pandemic"
    proZD: "oh, ok!
    monocle guy :"hi, i want some pop tarts"
    lamp san: "hi i want some pop tarts"
    archibald: "hi"
    wig girl: "hi"

    • @kingcyrusrodan6772
      @kingcyrusrodan6772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Lysanderoth: “king dragon sends his regards”

    • @hydromano6652
      @hydromano6652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      KingCyrusRodan
      “Ahhhoooohhhh!”
      “ARCHIBALD NOOO!!!!!!”

    • @Pilapuzzles
      @Pilapuzzles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Her name is Tomoko-chan not wig girl >:(

    • @lucybickerton4573
      @lucybickerton4573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

    • @whammo5779
      @whammo5779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think he got, the pop tart

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    "I feel like if your parents get these for you, they don't love you as much"
    That was the most accurate description one could have made about unfrosted strawberry pop tarts.

    • @ryandallas484
      @ryandallas484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn I was so close to getting here before you

    • @ryandallas484
      @ryandallas484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The comment legend who inspired my name

    • @taymmartin6427
      @taymmartin6427 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do i find u everwhere🤔

    • @HeavyMoonshine19
      @HeavyMoonshine19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfrosted pop-tarts have more calories too.

    • @eggplant8214
      @eggplant8214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      idk what y'all are on about, unfrosted strawberry taste like 3 times better than regular strawberry. frosted strawberry is good, but almost tastes like with every bite, the chances of contracting diabetes increases. the unfrosted ones however, are still good like the frosted, but arent so sweet that your teeth disentegrate. i also feel the same for unfrosted blueberry, which is my favorite poptart. idk about unfrosted cinnamon though, since ive never tried it, but it sounds like an objectively worse version of cinnamon.

  • @Brickedup4life
    @Brickedup4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    ProZD: “hey I just got a great idea for a video, I’ll try a lot of different pop tarts!”
    ProZD right after starting to film: “I just remembered I don’t really like pop tarts”

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Life be like that

    • @user-zf1or7qy3m
      @user-zf1or7qy3m 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @BrainMeltGaming
      @BrainMeltGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frosted ones are where it's at, unfrosted is blegh, if I'm gonna have an unfrosted one it's gotta be toasted

  • @neosaneo2
    @neosaneo2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    i like how he cuts out him drinking anything so its easy to think he's just PLOWING through these poptarts

    • @joeysingingchannel
      @joeysingingchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ha yeah. For real you'd need a bunch of water to just get the sugar taste out of your mouth.

  • @risaekwon4731
    @risaekwon4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Every time he breaks it in half, the part that he eats gets smaller and smaller

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not all the time but most of the time yes.
      At one point he ate nothing but a corner.

  • @benthomson1132
    @benthomson1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    Anyone else's 5 minute video addressing a critical and current topic: "Meh."
    SungWon's 180-minute video reviewing 7 dozen varieties of a common grocery item: "AAAWWWWWW SHYEEEEET!"

    • @littlemann55
      @littlemann55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I literally look forward to these videos so freaking much lol.

    • @millemilano0615
      @millemilano0615 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats actully a good ide

    • @nogum9763
      @nogum9763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a distraction for sure, but a welcome one

    • @antivegan5881
      @antivegan5881 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy treats his body as if its a garbage disposal. Fucking DISGUSTING and he looks exactly like what he eats

    • @allalonginglass1160
      @allalonginglass1160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@antivegan5881 sir this is a mcdonalds

  • @LeoDeer
    @LeoDeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    i love how he progressively becomes more fed up of the food

    • @MyEnemy
      @MyEnemy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Literally.

    • @indiefolklore
      @indiefolklore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is how that works

    • @Junistheog
      @Junistheog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If i ate 29 of something with different variant i would do that

  • @saturn6998
    @saturn6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1467

    The comedic timing on that "I would die" really got me.

    • @cpotisch
      @cpotisch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I had to replay it like four times. 😆

    • @Bookwormtalksabout
      @Bookwormtalksabout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too

    • @thecoach3577
      @thecoach3577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I can’t stop thinking about that line

    • @ChrisD_
      @ChrisD_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @wovenfur6711
      @wovenfur6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @Falconrtr
    @Falconrtr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Brown Sugar Cinnamon used to be my favorite as a kid (I haven't had Pop-Tarts in years). Both those and the unfrosted varieties were definitely always better toasted. The filling in the brown sugar cinnamon pleasantly thins out a bit when warm, and the crust (on the unfrosted ones especially) crisps up a bit and the flavor of the crust improves, too.

    • @nomanjustno1967
      @nomanjustno1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have exactly those kinds of pop tarts at my house and I gotta say they hit you real good on the first bite.

    • @owenr960
      @owenr960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's the best flavor of pop-tart.

    • @WilliamWonka
      @WilliamWonka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BSC Gang

    • @Jocuro2
      @Jocuro2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I might be alone in this experience, but my mother would always toast the unfrosted ones and melt butter on them. That was pretty good, and was routine for me growing up.

    • @adamtherock2008
      @adamtherock2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A poptart gourmand, I see.

  • @PotartOnYT
    @PotartOnYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    “I wanna eat more of this, but if I do, I’ll die.”
    My life in one sentence.

  • @creatornat
    @creatornat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "It has the old cryptid himself, Toucan Sam".
    That Sir, was hilarious.

  • @stuffyfilms
    @stuffyfilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I will now incorporate “juicy core” into my vocabulary.

    • @Orinslayer
      @Orinslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OwO

    • @h6nn9
      @h6nn9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no please

    • @kairos-049
      @kairos-049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It works for the fruit one but what kind of fucking monster calls chocolate fudge juicy.

    • @FatherTime89
      @FatherTime89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Hello Doctor, I'm feeling a lot of pain in my juicy core"

    • @jerryqueer
      @jerryqueer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same with "jizz swirls" for me lmfao-

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    “It doesn’t have green sprinkles because green doesn’t appear in nature I guess” yeah there’s not much green in nature to be fair

  • @therealestchad4731
    @therealestchad4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    He’s gonna do so many of these that his snack options will be reduced to saltines.

    • @Dracophile7
      @Dracophile7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Today we try 58 different types of saltines. Please excuse the ants.

    • @glideo
      @glideo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The ultimate dieting technique: just get sick of every single flavour ever

    • @zachary8872
      @zachary8872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saltines are good

  • @cpotisch
    @cpotisch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The highlight:
    11:44 “I have not had Froot Loops in so many years and yet this gave me a fucking Anton Ego Ratatouille ass moment back to what those taste like.... I kind of admire how terrifyingly close these are to the original thing. I am genuinely impressed with humanity.”
    PROTECT THIS MAN AT ALL COSTS

  • @georgielaboy4153
    @georgielaboy4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    “If you tried to eat this as an adult you’d literally die, and go to jail” ~ProZd at Blue Raspberry pop-tarts 2020

  • @WilliamWonka
    @WilliamWonka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Being a kid: I don’t like the outside edge
    Being an adult: The inside is way too sweet

    • @maskedshinobi4314
      @maskedshinobi4314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I actually like the edges I eat them before eating the frosted part

    • @Imaproshaman7
      @Imaproshaman7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aw, that's funny but true.

    • @WilliamWonka
      @WilliamWonka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Masked Shinobi You’re probably an adult then. Sorry bro.

    • @Paranitis
      @Paranitis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@WilliamWonka To be fair, I did the same thing as a kid. But I also did that with sandwiches as well.
      The idea being, I don't want to throw away food, but I also don't want to eat the lame part last and crush my happiness, so I might as well eat the bad part first so that the only direction left is up.

    • @theemeraldaxe1414
      @theemeraldaxe1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im still on the younger side and the "bread" is my favorite part.

  • @mtrctymgtrn9806
    @mtrctymgtrn9806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    “I almost prefer if the frosting was vanilla to give more contrast.” This man just artistically dissected a pop-tart...

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you must be new to ProZD's "Lets Try" food reviews, this man is a masterful reviewer of the most mediocre of foods

    • @mtrctymgtrn9806
      @mtrctymgtrn9806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Elizabeth DesRuisseau It’s funny, I’ve seen almost all of them. Somehow, this is the first time I realized that his masterful language and colorful descriptions were about things as standard as pop tarts or Oreos.

  • @Supremedalex
    @Supremedalex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    “Green doesn’t appear in nature” - Great line

  • @mexicanhalloween
    @mexicanhalloween 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Takeaway: good poptarts have a minimum required jizz quantity.

    • @Confapulator
      @Confapulator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      to someone who hasn't seen the whole video...
      JIZZ QUANTITY?

    • @mexicanhalloween
      @mexicanhalloween 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Confapulator gotta have that jizz

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, jizz aint that bad🤣

    • @Johnbrowningmusic
      @Johnbrowningmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I eat jizz

    • @thefox1901
      @thefox1901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More jizz on my poptart please

  • @jorgeatayde3485
    @jorgeatayde3485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    He should try every flavor of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream.

    • @jorgeatayde3485
      @jorgeatayde3485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Maggie may the gods have mercy on his soul if he tries to tackle this challenge

    • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
      @kobold_sushi_executive_chef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pour one out for the Ben and Jerry's flavors no longer in circulation, you will be missed.

    • @Breeze_B.
      @Breeze_B. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You gotta be rich for that lmao

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Not only would be die, he would be poor too

    • @Fergus22
      @Fergus22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How would you fit all of that in your freezer?

  • @Ti22Turtle
    @Ti22Turtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Wild Berry is just 90's aesthetic immortalized.

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's right up there with the solo "jazz" cups

    • @Hagashager
      @Hagashager 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fruit Roll-Ups and Ring-Pops.

    • @MrSkeltal268
      @MrSkeltal268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lisa Frank pencils

    • @fluffydumbun
      @fluffydumbun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrSkeltal268 Lisa Frank period

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fluffydumbun Lisa Frank period? Sounds bloody.

  • @MerchHunterRicky
    @MerchHunterRicky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Frosted strawberry 1:05
    Simply frosted strawberry 2:00
    Frosted chocolate fudge 2:45
    Frosted brown sugar 3:45
    Simply frosted apple cinnamon 4:45
    Straw berry crisp 5:17
    He’s dying at 6:02 before pop tart bites strawberry, cinnamon, 6:51 fudge
    Frosted chocolate cupcake 7:35
    Mermazzzing blue raspberry 9:12
    Frosted crisp apple 10:02
    Frosted cherry 10:59
    Fruit loops 11:15 (he had a trip here)
    Strawberry unfrosted 12:08
    Brown sugar unfrosted 12:52
    Smores 13:05
    Frosted blueberry 13:43
    Frosted cupcake 14:13
    Blueberry 15:16
    Frosted hot fudge sundae 16:00
    16:13 frosted straw berry milkshake
    17:00 cinnaroll
    17:35 wild berry
    Cookies and cream 18:20
    18:52 cinnasugar pretzel
    19:40 pretzel chocolate
    My favorite is still frosted strawberry lol

  • @snocoldman
    @snocoldman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "If you try and eat these as an adult you will die and go to jail."
    PLEASE never stop making these, Sung-Won.

  • @dogsilliam
    @dogsilliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    every time he whips out his voice acting talent i get whip lash.

    • @Nintendo_Wolf
      @Nintendo_Wolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He sounds like the guy from Wreck It Ralph when he uses that one voice

    • @Se7en2107
      @Se7en2107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nintendo_Wolf It's meant to be Snagglepuss I think

    • @dogsilliam
      @dogsilliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nintendo_Wolf frr he does,

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "Lay's... EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!"

  • @Fire_truck_man
    @Fire_truck_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    eats unfrosted pop tart
    “This is what you got if your parents loved you less.”
    gg no re

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, we watched the video. Thanks.

    • @sverian4011
      @sverian4011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Multi fandom hamster Who loves jaffa cakes oh come on it’s a funny line.

    • @Fire_truck_man
      @Fire_truck_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Half the comments are literally the same thing but the jail quote

    • @sverian4011
      @sverian4011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dracon Browne wow really man? Come on. If your getting mad over this you should calm down. It’s just a silly comment. That’s all. Relax. Take a load off. Go soak in a hot spring. That usually does the trick for me. Wishing ya Good vibes my dude.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Curtis Tisfuckingberger There is *_no_* actual verifiable evidence that GMO products negatively affect food quality.

  • @leonidas3885
    @leonidas3885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    The hair flips put everyone's sexuality in danger.

    • @MyEnemy
      @MyEnemy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMAO

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sure did 😫

    • @faaris7432
      @faaris7432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOLOLOLOL

    • @mingchenwei1978
      @mingchenwei1978 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not attractive at all am I a bad person?

    • @leonidas3885
      @leonidas3885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@mingchenwei1978 no you just didn't get the joke, which is actually worse

  • @KawaiiBabyTragon
    @KawaiiBabyTragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    1:09 Frosted Strawberry (classic)
    1:50 Simply Frosted Harvest Strawberry
    2:40 Frosted Chocolate Fudge
    3:42 Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon
    4:21 Simply Frosted Orchard Apple Cinnamon
    5:13 Poptarts Crisps Strawberrylicious
    6:02 Poptarts Bites Strawberry
    6:30 Poptarts Bites Brown Sugar Cinnamon
    6:49 Poptarts Bites Frosted Chocolatey Fudge
    7:26 Frosted Chocolate Cupcake
    7:55 Frosted Chocholate Chip
    8:25 Frosted Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
    9:08 Mermazing Blue Raspberry
    9:58 Frosted Crisp Apple
    10:42 Frosted Cherry
    11:09 Limited Edition Froot Loops flavor
    12:07 Unfrosted Strawberry
    12:48 Unfrosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon
    13:09 Frosted S'Mores (heathens)
    13:41 Frosted Blueberry
    14:11 Frosted Confetti Cupcake
    15:20 Unfrosted Blueberry
    15:40 Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae
    16:12 Frosted Strawberry Milkshake
    16:51 Frosted Cinnamon Roll
    17:39 Frosted Wild Berry (my childhood fav)
    18:16 Frosted Cookies & Créme
    18:50 Pretzel Cinnamon Sugar
    19:35 Pretzel Chocolate
    (all chocolate Poptarts are awful imo, please just eat literal candy if you want chocolate)
    *Edit:* Thanks for all the likes 🍓🍒🍇🍏🍪🍫🍦

    • @izzeturner1116
      @izzeturner1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      strawberry milkshake is awesome but i can only eat one because theyre SO SWEET

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Your timestamps make me want to like your comment, but your sins against chocolate poptarts afterward make me want to dislike your comment. Not sure what to do now. :/

    • @theweirdest0utliar
      @theweirdest0utliar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't even know pretzal poptarts were a thing til now,also my favorites as a kid were choclate chip cookie dough,chocolate chip, chocolate fudge, brown sugar cinnamon, cookies and cream, peanut butter chocolate, strawberry, and smores

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theweirdest0utliar dang that's a lot of favorites.

    • @arigat-o9670
      @arigat-o9670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      None of us asked, but we are grateful.

  • @ruby26920
    @ruby26920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    ok but is it weird to say that i want to be friends with this dude? he seems like such a genuine cool dude and his descriptions and analysis is *chef’s kiss*

    • @v.e.jansen7720
      @v.e.jansen7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @notarxw
      @notarxw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      we all do

    • @kimuires
      @kimuires 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We all have a squish on him, don’t deny it

    • @lulin2546
      @lulin2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kimuires yeeeee

  • @glysief8044
    @glysief8044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I love how 80% of the pop tart is mediocre but those few precious bites tickle our balls enough to keep trying to satisfy that high of the perfect pop tart bite

    • @d-righty
      @d-righty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's confirmed: Pop tarts tickle your balls

    • @thematturbator2146
      @thematturbator2146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not how I would have worded it but you are correct

    • @berbnobirbyes.8583
      @berbnobirbyes.8583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Matturbator but is that really correct, considering your username checks out?

  • @jameshall2343
    @jameshall2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The video buffered right after he said, "I would die" and my pea brain found that funny.

  • @Kidlizard
    @Kidlizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    My favorite quote from each poptart:
    “Green doesn’t appear in nature I guess”
    “A little one dimensional”
    “Looks like a nude poptart”
    “someone jizzed all over this poptart”
    “they are frosted strawberrylicious”
    “ Little plump bitches”
    “ here is another one of the plumpers”
    “here’s a little chocolate fucker”
    “ pasty gluey sensation”
    “ I appreciate the attention to detail”
    “ this one has several jizz swirls”
    “probably will taste like shit though”
    “just a jizz poptart”
    “all I can taste is sweet and pain”
    “Time to tear his head in half”
    “ looks like a bleeding dead pop tart”
    “ still looks like shit”
    “ i’m happy these are still good”
    “ less bright more Jammy”
    “ looks like dog shit”
    “They look very festive”
    it looks like A unfrosted one with jizz on it

    • @samthejoker1527
      @samthejoker1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Forgot 1 i think

    • @Kidlizard
      @Kidlizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Samthejoker 1 im pretty sure I missed more but i dont know. I got distracted and stopped

    • @samthejoker1527
      @samthejoker1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kidlizard oh oke. My bad

    • @angel13579
      @angel13579 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kidlizard I think it was the cupcake one haha

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      One of my personal favorites "Cowards"

  • @AStrategyGameDev
    @AStrategyGameDev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    I just imagine him being judged as he leaves the wall-mart, with 29 different boxes of pop-tarts

    • @halo7737
      @halo7737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      If you are buying 29 packs of poptarts, you have left the realm of caring about what anyone else has to say about you

    • @PlutoniumSlum
      @PlutoniumSlum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What kind of things has TH-cam been recommending you lately?

    • @crussteasock4047
      @crussteasock4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just imagine him being judged everyday.
      With 29 chins n 3 bellybuttons

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@crussteasock4047 The point of life is to just do you and not give a fuck about what people think

    • @freenoods7301
      @freenoods7301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@crussteasock4047 lmao, imagine being a dipshit who refuses to realize how much worse they are than what they make fun of. Like dude, stop trying to create drama with a youtuber who’ll never see ur posts, just get a job and stop living off of ur mom.

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "Four score and twenty nine pop-tarts ago, our forefathers brought forth on this continent, a new pop-tart, conceived in frost, and dedicated to the proposition that all pop-tarts are created tasty"

    • @yungboomer6467
      @yungboomer6467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Abraham Lincoln thanks, Abe.

    • @wescollins2981
      @wescollins2981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you tell feature man to keep George Washington away from his cherries tree yesterday

    • @bathtub8140
      @bathtub8140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough"-Abraham Lincoln

    • @dead_eyesss
      @dead_eyesss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok 16th US President Abraham Lincoln

  • @SozzyMurakami
    @SozzyMurakami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    A man in his room eating pop tarts
    That's how life should be

  • @tzeneth
    @tzeneth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    "IT'S ONLY VALID IF THEY'RE TOAST..." -ceases to exist
    On a more serious note, my opinion of toasted or not actually depends on the type of pop-tart. Some just are really bad not toasted and some are better not toasted.

    • @Guevon_Pajaro
      @Guevon_Pajaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What are youre favorites toasted ...and un toasted, respectively? 😊

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know what they say
      All toasters toast toast

    • @tzeneth
      @tzeneth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Guevon_Pajaro I will admit I haven't eaten a lot of pop-tarts but Smores is probably best toasted. It becomes a bit more gooey on the inside and gives it more of that smores tastes. As for not toasted, I actually prefer a lot of the fruit ones not cooked. Brown sugar is my weird one. I usually prefer it not toasted but every once in a while I want some brown sugar flavor that's warm.

    • @Dafatepk
      @Dafatepk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Some are better frozen also lol

    • @laoaidan2400
      @laoaidan2400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I haven’t had very many. I think I’ve had frosted strawberry, cherry, smores, maybe blueberry, and i think i had a cinnamon sugar one, Wildlicious berry, and i think one chocolate one. I remember there being a cereal. Preferred all of them raw.

  • @maol2038
    @maol2038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "Hey honey guess what were having for dinner for the next month"
    Sung Won's wife: "Not again"

  • @nutty9096
    @nutty9096 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The ironic thing about the unfrosted pop tarts is that they have MORE calories than the frosted ones. So not only do they not taste good, it’s also worse for you

    • @fracturedemperor
      @fracturedemperor ปีที่แล้ว

      that doesn’t sound right, i think you must have misread something

    • @nutty9096
      @nutty9096 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fracturedemperor I saw Markiplier review Pop Tarts and he found that out

  • @unislayer50
    @unislayer50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    9:46 Blue raspberry Pop-tart: “If you eat these as an adult, you’ll literally die...and go to jail.”

    • @c0l1n_m45
      @c0l1n_m45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Kellogg’s will collect your deceased corpse and throw it in a prison cell with the rotting dead bodies of all of the other adults who fell victim to blue raspberry pop tarts.

    • @KawaiiKing64
      @KawaiiKing64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I knew I wasn't the only one that heard that! I was like, "does the afterlife have a jail now?"

    • @BarnettEight
      @BarnettEight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :( I have them in my pantry haha, they're not bad nor good

    • @doctor.d.r7280
      @doctor.d.r7280 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So that’s where dad went

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i agree. it's just so wrong of a flavor when combined with the texture

  • @jayglus1195
    @jayglus1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "They don't have green sprinkles because green does not appear in nature, I guess"

  • @andrewsincovec8360
    @andrewsincovec8360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I'm in a really weird spot right now where I get a sense of joy after he gives a pop start a good review

  • @BuzzfeedNews2ElectricBoogaloo
    @BuzzfeedNews2ElectricBoogaloo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Toucan Sam getting called a cryptid is something I feel like I've waited my whole life to hear

  • @nick-freddyfazbear
    @nick-freddyfazbear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    i once ate pop tarts for a year straight for a snack and now they repulse me to my core

    • @DrynSalty
      @DrynSalty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes dude. My dad used to come home from dollar general almost every weekend with the same off brand cherry flavored "poptarts" and I had to eat them when I was hungry for a snack. Let's just say if I touch another cherry poptart I'm going to puke

    • @nick-freddyfazbear
      @nick-freddyfazbear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr. Salt lmao the off brand pop tarts are the worst XD

    • @kraziiXIII
      @kraziiXIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I got my first job and was going to school full time (i worked 5 days and the went to school from 8 am to 10 pm on my two off days) and I was still living at home, my fam wouldn't leave anything for dinner for me to eat so I ended up surviving off of hot pockets. I now hate them with a passion.

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same thing happened with me but with goldfish because I kept getting the alternate lunch at school. I need the flavor boosted kind to even eat it anymore.

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did that w jalapeño chips now I can’t look at them without gagging a tiny bit

  • @Major_Arson
    @Major_Arson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    As a person on a diet I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown.

    • @TheJackOfFools
      @TheJackOfFools 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This made me actually LOL, then giggle like an idiot for five minutes. 5/7, would surprised laugh again. 😆

    • @idkblahblahblah6026
      @idkblahblahblah6026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whether or not you meant it, it reminded me of TFS, and that made me happy.

    • @BriarPatchNyra
      @BriarPatchNyra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is hysterical 😂

  • @zenniththefolf4888
    @zenniththefolf4888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1121

    About unfrosted poptarts: "If your parents get these for you, they don't love you as much"
    Me, after I partially lived a life unaware of frosted poptarts: Hmmmm

    • @sickmorbidfuc3060
      @sickmorbidfuc3060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmaoo

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You poor, poor soul

    • @glitchtrap9112
      @glitchtrap9112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Suck it up everyone has a terrible life. (This is a joke do not get mad)

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@glitchtrap9112 How dare you

    • @101mahina
      @101mahina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I knew the frosted one existed but my mom would only buy unfrosted.

  • @Bus-so7du
    @Bus-so7du 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love the intro where he goes “Why? Because I’m fucking stupid”

  • @funnyspeedrun84
    @funnyspeedrun84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    This whole ass series is just this man slowly losing his ability to taste low effort supermarket depression food. What's next? Every kind of Microwave Burger or Microwave Burrito that he can find at Walmart?

    • @nighthawk4744
      @nighthawk4744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Please don’t give him ideas. I can’t lose him this early in the quarantine.

    • @vemu333
      @vemu333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Low effort supermarket depression food" is the name of my new restaurant.

    • @Baron_Lio
      @Baron_Lio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *writing down microwave burger and burrito* What else ya got, these are good ideas! Keep em coming!

    • @MHArcadia
      @MHArcadia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Well, I've managed to find 9 different 39-cent frozen microwave burritos..."

    • @Sonickuforever
      @Sonickuforever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you not heard of Wolfe pit?

  • @thatonesentientbagel4043
    @thatonesentientbagel4043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    “Green Doesn’t Appear In Nature”
    - SungWon “ProZD” Cho, 2020

    • @guerinchino
      @guerinchino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That One Sentient Bagel green is literally the color of nature 😂

    • @SignalRaptor_
      @SignalRaptor_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Does that count as a woooosh?
      More of a That'sTheJoke

    • @CubicleComa369
      @CubicleComa369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guerin Chino r/thatsthejoke

    • @renatocalcena793
      @renatocalcena793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theres no need to let us know you have reddit

    • @cyanfrog
      @cyanfrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha Reddit funny Reddit funny. This person referenced Reddit and that’s funny. You are now obligated to like their comment or else you like Instagram and Instagram is not funny.

  • @joshuagriffin3342
    @joshuagriffin3342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Fun fact: Unfrosted pop tarts have more calories than the ones with frosting.

    • @whaccoon
      @whaccoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      why

    • @joshuagriffin3342
      @joshuagriffin3342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The Angry Shober idk that’s just what the back of the box says

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Probably more sugar in the jam to compensate for the lack of frosting

    • @limitedarcturus9389
      @limitedarcturus9389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      blottz yes I agree with you

    • @cooldude3843
      @cooldude3843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LIES!

  • @protojager
    @protojager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I've never actually toasted a poptart, i eat them straight, or i freeze them if they are one of the more chocolatey/desert types, S'mores in the freezer is great.

    • @protojager
      @protojager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I should try toasting one of the fruit ones, that seems like it would be the most drastic difference, everyone knows what warm chocolate or cinnamon/brown sugar tastes like, but warm fruit pies/tarts aren't something i've eaten that often.

    • @dougharker839
      @dougharker839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toasting them just is kinda a waste, in my experience they change barely

    • @dougharker839
      @dougharker839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But frozen sounds really interesting

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dougharker839 toasted poptarts taste like gym socks.

    • @freezybean3350
      @freezybean3350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should deep fry them. I did it with a strawberry milkshake flavored pop tart and holy shit.

  • @JoyTomaro
    @JoyTomaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    i feel like sung won's let's try series is just a final goodbye to all of his childhood snacks

  • @benjaminsteele1684
    @benjaminsteele1684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    bruh he didn't even try the whole grain pop tarts, not that he needed to suffer more but... it would have been funee

    • @adriadam3296
      @adriadam3296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As a European...... there are wholegrain pop tarts?.... are they supposed to be "healthy " cause they're wholrgrain

    • @oliversouza430
      @oliversouza430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Adriada Versaile
      yes

    • @trajan15
      @trajan15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adriada Versaile yeah people thing that more grain = better

    • @oliversouza430
      @oliversouza430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DASNAKEY school do it too because it’s “healthier” idk if it or not. they also have reduced sugar

    • @kylemalachowski
      @kylemalachowski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Making something whole grain and then trying to call it healthy is the most american thing ever

  • @divinefaction9591
    @divinefaction9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    i love how he gets progressively angry the longer the vid goes on.

    • @misutasa
      @misutasa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      10:38 lol

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like to think it's a mix of regretting his life choices and firm resolve to see a terrible task to it's inevitable end

    • @sverian4011
      @sverian4011 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Divine Faction thats every food review for him

    • @chillingwgames9860
      @chillingwgames9860 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

  • @DrThemoWorm
    @DrThemoWorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I tried the Wild Grape flavor, and hoo boy, that one was almost offensively sweet, like I couldn't even finish 'em from how sweet they were.

  • @leoaujero4424
    @leoaujero4424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Awe so wholesome, pop tarts, animal crossing music....
    “Someone jizzed all over this pop tart”
    lolol

  • @lilEvvie
    @lilEvvie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I can't believe he really bought the 16 count value packs of these just to eat half of each one

    • @Jsrgaming123
      @Jsrgaming123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My man should've bought the 8 packs to save his money

    • @dominiclombardi
      @dominiclombardi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jsrgaming123 he got the Value packs because they are cheaper

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Some of the flavors only come in the larger size, especially the promotional ones.

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have some that are assorted varieties. He should've invested in some of those.

    • @user-Alien2.0
      @user-Alien2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does have a wife bro and a life outside of YT

  • @vissersixty-nine6246
    @vissersixty-nine6246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    ah yes, another addition to the "Local Man Classically Conditions Himself to Hate Snack Foods"

  • @sandman1754
    @sandman1754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    me- "I watch ProZD food reviews for the plot."
    Pro ZD- "Someone jizzed all over this poptart." (4:30)

    • @GeekZone210
      @GeekZone210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was funny

    • @fake_satan2600
      @fake_satan2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine eating a pop tart and hearing that...

  • @brandini06
    @brandini06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    “If you eat this as an adult, you will literally die and go to jail”

  • @KyokujiFGC
    @KyokujiFGC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    I don't know if his hair flips are purposely that dramatic, but it's very entertaining.

    • @goldenclasp
      @goldenclasp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I agree, his hair flips are intense.

    • @jetkirby
      @jetkirby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I don't get why he is flipping his hair it doesn't get in his eyes ever

    • @goldenclasp
      @goldenclasp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jetkirby for flair

    • @joshuaschertzer7133
      @joshuaschertzer7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@jetkirby as someone who has long straight hair too, I will tell you we flip it completely subconsciously. Usually it is just because it doesn’t feel right or it itches your forehead

    • @tearsofjoy5416
      @tearsofjoy5416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Its a form of seduction I think

  • @KooooLew
    @KooooLew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Drinking game: take a shot everytime he flips his hair out of his eyes.

    • @darienb1127
      @darienb1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Take a shot every time he says "not bad"

    • @cattypatty445
      @cattypatty445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im at the ambulance rn because of Alcohol poisoning, thank you so much.

    • @theGregfish
      @theGregfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im trashed

    • @zimbo1240
      @zimbo1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0:48

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      already dead

  • @shpleeks2386
    @shpleeks2386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Loved his review of the froot loop one, with calling toucan sam a cryptid and making a reference to ratatouille

  • @mahnoorjamil3732
    @mahnoorjamil3732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    oh man i will never get tired of the severe contrast between ProZD's own voice and his wHiMsIcAl VoIcE

    • @alynnidalar
      @alynnidalar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's normally so deadpan so it makea a great contrast.

    • @mrbard1
      @mrbard1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like how I heard his wHiMsIcAl VoIcE like maddhatter from alice in wonderland

    • @mahnoorjamil3732
      @mahnoorjamil3732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrbard1 DGAJDHDJ LITERALLY

    • @BlackHilt
      @BlackHilt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrbard1 thats...thats the point. its an impression

  • @Ultracity6060
    @Ultracity6060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    This is going to sound strange, but *IMPORTANT WARNING:*
    Do not toast the "Gone Nutty" flavor of Pop-Tarts. They melt in a toaster. I don't know how they released a product that faulty, but somehow, they managed.

  • @catboyminecraft
    @catboyminecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    If only you'd tasted the Jolly Rancher flavored PopTarts. Atrocious.

  • @bunni_corpse3
    @bunni_corpse3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “I don’t care at all please stop existing” ProZD lol

  • @somaidraws2743
    @somaidraws2743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    ProZD: “trying pop tart flavors!”
    Me: oh that’s cool, my grandma used to get the unfrosted ones for m-
    ProZD: 12:23

    • @liesalllies
      @liesalllies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Lol I prefer the unfrosted ones, but they really are better toasted. I was like 26 years old when I found out people eat Pop-Tarts untoasted and I was horrified

    • @somaidraws2743
      @somaidraws2743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      lies, all lies. Lmao same, we always toast them bc it makes the crust and filling better

    • @bug5654
      @bug5654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@liesalllies Heck some people eat them without butter.

    • @bug5654
      @bug5654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, at least you know the truth about your grandma now.

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@bug5654
      There are people who butter their poptarts.
      Before now I didn't really think about it but there is a possibility that people actually do that.
      Of course there is also the possibility that people eat them with hot sauce, ketchup, and sour cream.
      And now I'm thinking of trying one with cream cheese.

  • @mateous2816
    @mateous2816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    "I like the sprinkles on these."
    Next one.
    "I'm not a fan of sprinkles, so I'm not excited for this one."
    XD

    • @quevzyy_2784
      @quevzyy_2784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matthew Morehead i was just about to comment this 😂😂😂

    • @Drogon7102
      @Drogon7102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said liked as in past tense.

    • @vortexbeater8267
      @vortexbeater8267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The normal sprinkles are like crunchy dots, those are the squishy large circular ones

  • @popburnsy3207
    @popburnsy3207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I like to call these videos: Sungwon tortures himself with junk food so that he never eats it again

  • @mazefrog4894
    @mazefrog4894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    teacher: NO EATING IN CLASS!!1!11!!!1 students in the back:

  • @jaysternumber1
    @jaysternumber1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I can’t stop taking notice every time he swings his head to the side.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He must be due for a hair cut. Classic bangs-in-face behavior.

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@BonaparteBardithion I'm at that point and it's driving me fucking nuts. Doesn't help that i like having longer hair.

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sneezebiscuits I’m kinda growing out my bangs and they keep curling up despite being short compared to a lot of people :/

    • @TheMythey
      @TheMythey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BonaparteBardithion With most of the world on lockdown except for essential businesses, lots of people are overdue for a haircut, myself included!

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheMythey
      I've always trimmed my bangs at home anyway, usually after they get to the point he's at now where I can't see without whipping my hair every couple minutes.

  • @Tommyache
    @Tommyache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love how this man genuinely doesn’t care about anyone or anything lmao

  • @dominic4695
    @dominic4695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I wonder how awkward he would be if he didn’t use the self checkout, looking like a 9 year old got their hands on a credit card and went ham with sweets

    • @goomyloomy5062
      @goomyloomy5062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Godzillaforlyfe2
      @Godzillaforlyfe2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I cant tell if your a fan or if your a hater..

  • @Mia-W2
    @Mia-W2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Die and go to jail."
    Specifically in that order. You will be executed and then given an eternal sentence in jail.

  • @willyboi5985
    @willyboi5985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    No one:
    SungWon: **LETS TRY 37 DIFFERENT BOTTLED WATERS**

    • @itshammertime5036
      @itshammertime5036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can see him doing that and i definately want to have that video!!!

    • @billyatlas1015
      @billyatlas1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      now I want this to happen

    • @destinyvoltaire
      @destinyvoltaire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This but unironically.

    • @eelei3179
      @eelei3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's too crispy.