Nobody asked for this, but here are Sung Won's Pop-Tart insults: - "a little one-dimensional" - "not bad, but my tongue is disintegrating" - "tastes like slightly sweet glue" - "weird, pasty, gummy, not-very-flavorful mush" - "I think if you try to eat this as an adult, you literally die and go to jail" - "all I can taste is sweet and pain" - "this isn't a Pop-Tart, this is a sham" - *aggressive sigh* "...it's FINE"
Back when I was in sixth grade, I'd grab second-chance breakfast for those who didn't get breakfast in the mornings. The one I'd buy had an apple, sometimes some juice, milk, and two cinnamon poptarts. Then I'd go to keyboarding class, sit next to my best friend, and hand them a cinnamon poptart while I ate the other one. Then, we'd mess around on MSpaint for the entire hour like we weren't supposed to :) Good times :')
@@poopoogigolo yeah i feel like it's funnier cause he'll be like "ah yes the filling here has a lovely acidity to it" and then he'll say something like that
"sir you can only buy 2 boxes, there's a pandemic" proZD: "oh, ok! monocle guy :"hi, i want some pop tarts" lamp san: "hi i want some pop tarts" archibald: "hi" wig girl: "hi"
"I feel like if your parents get these for you, they don't love you as much" That was the most accurate description one could have made about unfrosted strawberry pop tarts.
idk what y'all are on about, unfrosted strawberry taste like 3 times better than regular strawberry. frosted strawberry is good, but almost tastes like with every bite, the chances of contracting diabetes increases. the unfrosted ones however, are still good like the frosted, but arent so sweet that your teeth disentegrate. i also feel the same for unfrosted blueberry, which is my favorite poptart. idk about unfrosted cinnamon though, since ive never tried it, but it sounds like an objectively worse version of cinnamon.
ProZD: “hey I just got a great idea for a video, I’ll try a lot of different pop tarts!” ProZD right after starting to film: “I just remembered I don’t really like pop tarts”
Anyone else's 5 minute video addressing a critical and current topic: "Meh." SungWon's 180-minute video reviewing 7 dozen varieties of a common grocery item: "AAAWWWWWW SHYEEEEET!"
Brown Sugar Cinnamon used to be my favorite as a kid (I haven't had Pop-Tarts in years). Both those and the unfrosted varieties were definitely always better toasted. The filling in the brown sugar cinnamon pleasantly thins out a bit when warm, and the crust (on the unfrosted ones especially) crisps up a bit and the flavor of the crust improves, too.
I might be alone in this experience, but my mother would always toast the unfrosted ones and melt butter on them. That was pretty good, and was routine for me growing up.
The highlight: 11:44 “I have not had Froot Loops in so many years and yet this gave me a fucking Anton Ego Ratatouille ass moment back to what those taste like.... I kind of admire how terrifyingly close these are to the original thing. I am genuinely impressed with humanity.” PROTECT THIS MAN AT ALL COSTS
@@WilliamWonka To be fair, I did the same thing as a kid. But I also did that with sandwiches as well. The idea being, I don't want to throw away food, but I also don't want to eat the lame part last and crush my happiness, so I might as well eat the bad part first so that the only direction left is up.
Elizabeth DesRuisseau It’s funny, I’ve seen almost all of them. Somehow, this is the first time I realized that his masterful language and colorful descriptions were about things as standard as pop tarts or Oreos.
Dracon Browne wow really man? Come on. If your getting mad over this you should calm down. It’s just a silly comment. That’s all. Relax. Take a load off. Go soak in a hot spring. That usually does the trick for me. Wishing ya Good vibes my dude.
Your timestamps make me want to like your comment, but your sins against chocolate poptarts afterward make me want to dislike your comment. Not sure what to do now. :/
I didn't even know pretzal poptarts were a thing til now,also my favorites as a kid were choclate chip cookie dough,chocolate chip, chocolate fudge, brown sugar cinnamon, cookies and cream, peanut butter chocolate, strawberry, and smores
ok but is it weird to say that i want to be friends with this dude? he seems like such a genuine cool dude and his descriptions and analysis is *chef’s kiss*
I love how 80% of the pop tart is mediocre but those few precious bites tickle our balls enough to keep trying to satisfy that high of the perfect pop tart bite
My favorite quote from each poptart: “Green doesn’t appear in nature I guess” “A little one dimensional” “Looks like a nude poptart” “someone jizzed all over this poptart” “they are frosted strawberrylicious” “ Little plump bitches” “ here is another one of the plumpers” “here’s a little chocolate fucker” “ pasty gluey sensation” “ I appreciate the attention to detail” “ this one has several jizz swirls” “probably will taste like shit though” “just a jizz poptart” “all I can taste is sweet and pain” “Time to tear his head in half” “ looks like a bleeding dead pop tart” “ still looks like shit” “ i’m happy these are still good” “ less bright more Jammy” “ looks like dog shit” “They look very festive” it looks like A unfrosted one with jizz on it
@@crussteasock4047 lmao, imagine being a dipshit who refuses to realize how much worse they are than what they make fun of. Like dude, stop trying to create drama with a youtuber who’ll never see ur posts, just get a job and stop living off of ur mom.
"Four score and twenty nine pop-tarts ago, our forefathers brought forth on this continent, a new pop-tart, conceived in frost, and dedicated to the proposition that all pop-tarts are created tasty"
"IT'S ONLY VALID IF THEY'RE TOAST..." -ceases to exist On a more serious note, my opinion of toasted or not actually depends on the type of pop-tart. Some just are really bad not toasted and some are better not toasted.
@@Guevon_Pajaro I will admit I haven't eaten a lot of pop-tarts but Smores is probably best toasted. It becomes a bit more gooey on the inside and gives it more of that smores tastes. As for not toasted, I actually prefer a lot of the fruit ones not cooked. Brown sugar is my weird one. I usually prefer it not toasted but every once in a while I want some brown sugar flavor that's warm.
I haven’t had very many. I think I’ve had frosted strawberry, cherry, smores, maybe blueberry, and i think i had a cinnamon sugar one, Wildlicious berry, and i think one chocolate one. I remember there being a cereal. Preferred all of them raw.
The ironic thing about the unfrosted pop tarts is that they have MORE calories than the frosted ones. So not only do they not taste good, it’s also worse for you
Kellogg’s will collect your deceased corpse and throw it in a prison cell with the rotting dead bodies of all of the other adults who fell victim to blue raspberry pop tarts.
Yes dude. My dad used to come home from dollar general almost every weekend with the same off brand cherry flavored "poptarts" and I had to eat them when I was hungry for a snack. Let's just say if I touch another cherry poptart I'm going to puke
When I got my first job and was going to school full time (i worked 5 days and the went to school from 8 am to 10 pm on my two off days) and I was still living at home, my fam wouldn't leave anything for dinner for me to eat so I ended up surviving off of hot pockets. I now hate them with a passion.
Same thing happened with me but with goldfish because I kept getting the alternate lunch at school. I need the flavor boosted kind to even eat it anymore.
About unfrosted poptarts: "If your parents get these for you, they don't love you as much" Me, after I partially lived a life unaware of frosted poptarts: Hmmmm
This whole ass series is just this man slowly losing his ability to taste low effort supermarket depression food. What's next? Every kind of Microwave Burger or Microwave Burrito that he can find at Walmart?
haha Reddit funny Reddit funny. This person referenced Reddit and that’s funny. You are now obligated to like their comment or else you like Instagram and Instagram is not funny.
I've never actually toasted a poptart, i eat them straight, or i freeze them if they are one of the more chocolatey/desert types, S'mores in the freezer is great.
I should try toasting one of the fruit ones, that seems like it would be the most drastic difference, everyone knows what warm chocolate or cinnamon/brown sugar tastes like, but warm fruit pies/tarts aren't something i've eaten that often.
@@jetkirby as someone who has long straight hair too, I will tell you we flip it completely subconsciously. Usually it is just because it doesn’t feel right or it itches your forehead
This is going to sound strange, but *IMPORTANT WARNING:* Do not toast the "Gone Nutty" flavor of Pop-Tarts. They melt in a toaster. I don't know how they released a product that faulty, but somehow, they managed.
Lol I prefer the unfrosted ones, but they really are better toasted. I was like 26 years old when I found out people eat Pop-Tarts untoasted and I was horrified
@@bug5654 There are people who butter their poptarts. Before now I didn't really think about it but there is a possibility that people actually do that. Of course there is also the possibility that people eat them with hot sauce, ketchup, and sour cream. And now I'm thinking of trying one with cream cheese.
@@TheMythey I've always trimmed my bangs at home anyway, usually after they get to the point he's at now where I can't see without whipping my hair every couple minutes.
I wonder how awkward he would be if he didn’t use the self checkout, looking like a 9 year old got their hands on a credit card and went ham with sweets
Feel like Sung Won has a ratatouille moment every time he does these
what
"I felt like these were gonna be shit but it's actually pretty good"
If the rat was fused with Gordon ramsay
Lol why does he actually sound like ratatouille a bit?😂
RATATOUILLE IS BEST MOVIE EVER
The disappointment in his voice when he says “29 different pop tarts” is immeasurable
And his day is ruined
I’d say it’s more of a despair
NO SHUT UP MONOKUMA
Sorry monokuma took control of my keyboard
@@galning2768 i dont understand the reference here
@@galning2768 what about Monocrow?
@@CynningSeline who tf is monocrow
I love how as time goes on he slowly starts breaking off smaller and smaller pieces of the pop tart
And breaking off smaller and smaller pieces of my heart
it’s like toothpaste
@@henloworld514 hmm. Yeah, that’s about right
15:49 That's new...Hot frosted is a pop tart flavor? jkjk
"I don't care. Please stop existing."
I'm going to use this every way
@Pepper keep?
@@nicoletan6823 did he stutter?
@Pepper no.
LMFAO I was dying! Loves it. Love him!
@@SquidSnuggles I don't care. Please keep existing though
I feel like the world is in need for a gatorade review
Maybe not Gatorade because there's really not many flavors but some sort of drink would definitely be interesting
There are 30 Gatorade types
In like, shot glasses
Flavored vodka would get dude lit
A good thought there actually.
I can see Gatorade being reviewed
I like when he’s in the middle of these and he does a little hair flip now and then
Quarantine hairstyle
Just ever now and then you say 😂
Its a habit with people with that hair style. I used to do it gotta maintain the swoop!
It's sexy. Not kidding.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH SO FUNNY MAN 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤪🤪🤩🤪🤩🤩🤪🙂
Time stamps
0:52 frosted strawberry
1:53 simply frosted strawberry
2:40 chocolate fudge
3:41 brown sugar
4:23 apple cinnamon
5:12 crisps frosted strawberry
6:03 frosted strawberry bites
6:30 brown sugar bites
6:49 chocolate fudge bites
7:27 chocolate cupcake
7:56 chocolate chip
8:27 chocolate cookie dough
9:09 blue raspberry
9:56 frosted apple
10:44 frosted cherry
11:10 fruit loops
12:10 in frosted strawberry
12:45 unfrosted cinnamon
13:10 s’mores
13:42 blue berry
14:12 cupcake
15:19 unfrosted blueberry
15:40 sundae
16:13 strawberry shake
16:51 cinnamon roll
17:40 wild berry
18:19 Oreo
18:51 pretzel
19:38 chocolate pretzel
I know nobody asked
This is the work of a hero. Thank you.
yes
The comment we didn’t know we needed until we got it.
Thank you
TBH Hot Fudge Sundae is my favourite
I feel like "notice how they don't have the green sprinkles because green isn't a color in nature" is such an underrated line
So is “Anton ego ratatouille ass moment” lmao
Ikr it took me 30 seconds to process that and for a second I really thought there was no green in nature
'Green is not a creative colour'
@@thezeronelite I respect the dhmis reference
"Ugh, it looks like a frosted one with jizz on it."
I'm seriously out here watching this man tell me a cinnamon pop tart tastes like cinnamon for 20 minutes
TIMESTAMPS
0:00 - Introduction
0:55 - Frosted Strawberry
1:53 - Simply Frosted Harvest Strawberry
2:40 - Frosted Chocolate Fudge
3:42 - Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon
4:22 - Simply Frosted Orchard Apple Cinnamon
5:11 - Frosted Strawberrylicious (Crisps)
6:01 - Frosted Strawberry (Bites)
6:30 - Brown Sugar Cinnamon (Bites)
6:47 - Frosted Chocolatey Fudge (Bites)
7:26 - Frosted Chocolate Cupcake
7:55 - Frosted Chocolate Chip
8:26 - Frosted Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
9:07 - Mer-Mazing Blue Raspberry
9:59 - Frosted Crisp Apple (Exclusive Flavor)
10:42 - Frosted Cherry
11:10 - Froot Loops Flavor
12:10 - Unfrosted Strawberry
12:47 - Unfrosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon
13:10 - Frosted S'Mores
13:41 - Frosted Blueberry
14:14 - Frosted Confetti Cupcake
15:16 - Unfrosted Blueberry
15:39 - Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae
16:13 - Frosted Strawberry Milkshake
16:52 - Frosted Cinnamon Roll
17:38 - Frosted Wild Berry
18:18 - Frosted Cookies & Créme
18:50 - Cinnamon Sugar Pretzel
19:38 - Pretzel Chocolate
20:17 - Final Thoughts
Thanks
thanks fam
I read that as POPSTAMPS
No regular raspberry, that's my fave. But I'm in Canada and we don't get half these other flavours.
thank you
Nobody asked for this, but here are Sung Won's Pop-Tart insults:
- "a little one-dimensional"
- "not bad, but my tongue is disintegrating"
- "tastes like slightly sweet glue"
- "weird, pasty, gummy, not-very-flavorful mush"
- "I think if you try to eat this as an adult, you literally die and go to jail"
- "all I can taste is sweet and pain"
- "this isn't a Pop-Tart, this is a sham"
- *aggressive sigh* "...it's FINE"
you forgot “little plump bitches”
@@electerz4781 I thought about that, but then reflected on it being more of a compliment than an insult
I absolutely asked for this, thank you.
@@PhoenixTwoFiftySix You are absolutely welcome. I see there is a Cheez-It video. Duty calls
Marry me
Back when I was in sixth grade, I'd grab second-chance breakfast for those who didn't get breakfast in the mornings. The one I'd buy had an apple, sometimes some juice, milk, and two cinnamon poptarts. Then I'd go to keyboarding class, sit next to my best friend, and hand them a cinnamon poptart while I ate the other one. Then, we'd mess around on MSpaint for the entire hour like we weren't supposed to :)
Good times :')
That's awesome dude. Sharing is caring!
@@oliverwagunaere1697 if sharing is caring then i don’t care.
Your a good person
@@airbird4622 wow like we haven’t heard that one before. you’re like so cool dude
@@jessii967 it was a joke you dense hotdog
Its shame he didnt do this when A&W Root Beer flavor was around so we could watch a man die live on youtube
This comment has 69 likes nobody better fucking ruin it
@@billthefirst2410 stfu, I've heard this "69 likes don't wanna ruin it" bullshit way too much
There was a root beer flavor? Sounded like a good time to be a corpse or in hell
@@kendrick2004 we've got a virgin here boys
@@billthefirst2410 wow not many people admit to being a virgin good for u
“this one’s got several jizz swirls on it.”
*1 second silence*
*cheerful music resumes*
08:30 for ease of viewing.
That legit caught me off guard to the point where I spit part of my breakfast out and sneeze-laughed
*goes straight to Pink Trombone*
haha damn that was in the video
@@TheWrongPants22 yeah fucking right
"Actually I bet he did eat them all-
"I WOULD DIE"
Imagine Things yeah he probably did
"Galaxy-brained jokesters."
@@kachowgang808yt4 yeah lmao
Imagine Things Ahaha so funny haha haha
He got type 7 diabetes after
"W-Why is there a corpse in this cell ?!" "Oh it's just a guy who ate a mermaid blue raspberry Poptart"
It's special dead people jail
oh god
when he called the poptart bites "little plump bitches" it got me good lol. hilarious
LOL
I'm a poptart bite now I guess lmao
@@skeletastic309 lmao
And the reverse at 5:24 😂
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Hearing Toucan Sam referred to as a cryptid is not something I expected today.
He’s slaughtered hundreds. Fear the toucan.
Honest to goodness made me laugh. Only helped that he proceeded to have childhood nostalgia blast from that particular flavor.
@@dlira6242 Cryptid doesn't have to be "scary" or "bad" so I don't think it really made a difference
His redesign is a cryptid if anything
ProZD: empties his cart full of 29 boxes of poptarts.
Cashier: Thinking "what the hell did this guy do with all the hot pockets he bought last week."
banana man 2188 stfu it was a joke
@@bananamanfrl no
Wilsonhawk100 what did he say?
@@scrubstatus123 that murder and rape are bad
@@scrubstatus123 I forgot
You know the pop tart is great if ProZD says “this is fuckin legit”
honestly I really loved that, his excitement for that was nice to see
I love how in-depth he rates these cheap mass manufactured pastries like he’s eating some delicacy
"This looks like dogshit" ...Yeah, there's some pretty deep criticisms
@@poopoogigolo yeah i feel like it's funnier cause he'll be like "ah yes the filling here has a lovely acidity to it" and then he'll say something like that
@@poopoogigolo the man who met sung won one week ago
How dare you. As a kid I can assure you that poptarts were indeed a delicacy for me. If I had poptarts for breakfast I was ballin.
You have not known God’s embrace until you have eaten a cold pop tart fished out of your MRE after a day of being in the field.
This man literally killing himself for our own entertainment, bless him.
@Wiliam Forsythe ok william
Wiliam Forsythe shut up willy foreskin
Caroline Herman it’s not a debate or argument he is or he isn’t but he probably is
Wiliam Forsythe he is just THICC
He ate like the equivalent of like 2 1/2 pop tarts in all. Relax. lol
I was not expecting to hear him say the word "jizz" so many times when I started this video.
I love how he descends into madness with each pop tart going from its “good I guess” to “get the hell out of my fucking face”
I have arrived for more of ProZD slowly killing himself as entertainment
Ya Bae i didn’t know youtube allowed suicide videos but here we are
literally treats his body as a garbage disposal
indeed
That's a sick fuckin profile picture
Badlandschugs will go first
"sir you can only buy 2 boxes, there's a pandemic"
proZD: "oh, ok!
monocle guy :"hi, i want some pop tarts"
lamp san: "hi i want some pop tarts"
archibald: "hi"
wig girl: "hi"
Lysanderoth: “king dragon sends his regards”
KingCyrusRodan
“Ahhhoooohhhh!”
“ARCHIBALD NOOO!!!!!!”
Her name is Tomoko-chan not wig girl >:(
LMAO
I think he got, the pop tart
"I feel like if your parents get these for you, they don't love you as much"
That was the most accurate description one could have made about unfrosted strawberry pop tarts.
Damn I was so close to getting here before you
The comment legend who inspired my name
Why do i find u everwhere🤔
Unfrosted pop-tarts have more calories too.
idk what y'all are on about, unfrosted strawberry taste like 3 times better than regular strawberry. frosted strawberry is good, but almost tastes like with every bite, the chances of contracting diabetes increases. the unfrosted ones however, are still good like the frosted, but arent so sweet that your teeth disentegrate. i also feel the same for unfrosted blueberry, which is my favorite poptart. idk about unfrosted cinnamon though, since ive never tried it, but it sounds like an objectively worse version of cinnamon.
ProZD: “hey I just got a great idea for a video, I’ll try a lot of different pop tarts!”
ProZD right after starting to film: “I just remembered I don’t really like pop tarts”
Life be like that
Lol
Frosted ones are where it's at, unfrosted is blegh, if I'm gonna have an unfrosted one it's gotta be toasted
i like how he cuts out him drinking anything so its easy to think he's just PLOWING through these poptarts
Ha yeah. For real you'd need a bunch of water to just get the sugar taste out of your mouth.
Every time he breaks it in half, the part that he eats gets smaller and smaller
Not all the time but most of the time yes.
At one point he ate nothing but a corner.
Anyone else's 5 minute video addressing a critical and current topic: "Meh."
SungWon's 180-minute video reviewing 7 dozen varieties of a common grocery item: "AAAWWWWWW SHYEEEEET!"
I literally look forward to these videos so freaking much lol.
Thats actully a good ide
a distraction for sure, but a welcome one
This guy treats his body as if its a garbage disposal. Fucking DISGUSTING and he looks exactly like what he eats
@@antivegan5881 sir this is a mcdonalds
i love how he progressively becomes more fed up of the food
Literally.
That is how that works
If i ate 29 of something with different variant i would do that
The comedic timing on that "I would die" really got me.
I had to replay it like four times. 😆
Me too
I can’t stop thinking about that line
😂🤣😂🤣
Ikr
Brown Sugar Cinnamon used to be my favorite as a kid (I haven't had Pop-Tarts in years). Both those and the unfrosted varieties were definitely always better toasted. The filling in the brown sugar cinnamon pleasantly thins out a bit when warm, and the crust (on the unfrosted ones especially) crisps up a bit and the flavor of the crust improves, too.
I have exactly those kinds of pop tarts at my house and I gotta say they hit you real good on the first bite.
It's the best flavor of pop-tart.
BSC Gang
I might be alone in this experience, but my mother would always toast the unfrosted ones and melt butter on them. That was pretty good, and was routine for me growing up.
A poptart gourmand, I see.
“I wanna eat more of this, but if I do, I’ll die.”
My life in one sentence.
"It has the old cryptid himself, Toucan Sam".
That Sir, was hilarious.
I will now incorporate “juicy core” into my vocabulary.
OwO
no please
It works for the fruit one but what kind of fucking monster calls chocolate fudge juicy.
"Hello Doctor, I'm feeling a lot of pain in my juicy core"
same with "jizz swirls" for me lmfao-
“It doesn’t have green sprinkles because green doesn’t appear in nature I guess” yeah there’s not much green in nature to be fair
@ClandestineOstrich R/woooosh
Ngl but I've never seen dragons or aliens in nature
batbaby there are three o’s buddy
@@cursedteletubbiespicture3171 no theres 4 sorry man
JAM 102108 no we were both wrong it’s 2
He’s gonna do so many of these that his snack options will be reduced to saltines.
Today we try 58 different types of saltines. Please excuse the ants.
The ultimate dieting technique: just get sick of every single flavour ever
Saltines are good
The highlight:
11:44 “I have not had Froot Loops in so many years and yet this gave me a fucking Anton Ego Ratatouille ass moment back to what those taste like.... I kind of admire how terrifyingly close these are to the original thing. I am genuinely impressed with humanity.”
PROTECT THIS MAN AT ALL COSTS
“If you tried to eat this as an adult you’d literally die, and go to jail” ~ProZd at Blue Raspberry pop-tarts 2020
Being a kid: I don’t like the outside edge
Being an adult: The inside is way too sweet
I actually like the edges I eat them before eating the frosted part
Aw, that's funny but true.
Masked Shinobi You’re probably an adult then. Sorry bro.
@@WilliamWonka To be fair, I did the same thing as a kid. But I also did that with sandwiches as well.
The idea being, I don't want to throw away food, but I also don't want to eat the lame part last and crush my happiness, so I might as well eat the bad part first so that the only direction left is up.
Im still on the younger side and the "bread" is my favorite part.
“I almost prefer if the frosting was vanilla to give more contrast.” This man just artistically dissected a pop-tart...
you must be new to ProZD's "Lets Try" food reviews, this man is a masterful reviewer of the most mediocre of foods
Elizabeth DesRuisseau It’s funny, I’ve seen almost all of them. Somehow, this is the first time I realized that his masterful language and colorful descriptions were about things as standard as pop tarts or Oreos.
“Green doesn’t appear in nature” - Great line
Takeaway: good poptarts have a minimum required jizz quantity.
to someone who hasn't seen the whole video...
JIZZ QUANTITY?
@@Confapulator gotta have that jizz
Well, jizz aint that bad🤣
I eat jizz
More jizz on my poptart please
He should try every flavor of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream.
Maggie may the gods have mercy on his soul if he tries to tackle this challenge
Pour one out for the Ben and Jerry's flavors no longer in circulation, you will be missed.
You gotta be rich for that lmao
Not only would be die, he would be poor too
How would you fit all of that in your freezer?
Wild Berry is just 90's aesthetic immortalized.
It's right up there with the solo "jazz" cups
Fruit Roll-Ups and Ring-Pops.
Lisa Frank pencils
@@MrSkeltal268 Lisa Frank period
@@fluffydumbun Lisa Frank period? Sounds bloody.
Frosted strawberry 1:05
Simply frosted strawberry 2:00
Frosted chocolate fudge 2:45
Frosted brown sugar 3:45
Simply frosted apple cinnamon 4:45
Straw berry crisp 5:17
He’s dying at 6:02 before pop tart bites strawberry, cinnamon, 6:51 fudge
Frosted chocolate cupcake 7:35
Mermazzzing blue raspberry 9:12
Frosted crisp apple 10:02
Frosted cherry 10:59
Fruit loops 11:15 (he had a trip here)
Strawberry unfrosted 12:08
Brown sugar unfrosted 12:52
Smores 13:05
Frosted blueberry 13:43
Frosted cupcake 14:13
Blueberry 15:16
Frosted hot fudge sundae 16:00
16:13 frosted straw berry milkshake
17:00 cinnaroll
17:35 wild berry
Cookies and cream 18:20
18:52 cinnasugar pretzel
19:40 pretzel chocolate
My favorite is still frosted strawberry lol
Thanks for timestamps i love you
@@dodidiana5113 right back at ya!
My favorite is Cookies and Cream
@@aidanmcgaugh5419 ngl same
Where’s grape
"If you try and eat these as an adult you will die and go to jail."
PLEASE never stop making these, Sung-Won.
@@Michael-McCollum It's actually Siing Wuun
Nah its soong-ween
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YO-
you idiots it's spelled "Singe-Womb"
every time he whips out his voice acting talent i get whip lash.
He sounds like the guy from Wreck It Ralph when he uses that one voice
@@Nintendo_Wolf It's meant to be Snagglepuss I think
@@Nintendo_Wolf frr he does,
"Lay's... EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!"
eats unfrosted pop tart
“This is what you got if your parents loved you less.”
gg no re
Yep, we watched the video. Thanks.
Multi fandom hamster Who loves jaffa cakes oh come on it’s a funny line.
Half the comments are literally the same thing but the jail quote
Dracon Browne wow really man? Come on. If your getting mad over this you should calm down. It’s just a silly comment. That’s all. Relax. Take a load off. Go soak in a hot spring. That usually does the trick for me. Wishing ya Good vibes my dude.
@Curtis Tisfuckingberger There is *_no_* actual verifiable evidence that GMO products negatively affect food quality.
The hair flips put everyone's sexuality in danger.
LMAO
sure did 😫
LOLOLOLOL
Not attractive at all am I a bad person?
@@mingchenwei1978 no you just didn't get the joke, which is actually worse
1:09 Frosted Strawberry (classic)
1:50 Simply Frosted Harvest Strawberry
2:40 Frosted Chocolate Fudge
3:42 Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon
4:21 Simply Frosted Orchard Apple Cinnamon
5:13 Poptarts Crisps Strawberrylicious
6:02 Poptarts Bites Strawberry
6:30 Poptarts Bites Brown Sugar Cinnamon
6:49 Poptarts Bites Frosted Chocolatey Fudge
7:26 Frosted Chocolate Cupcake
7:55 Frosted Chocholate Chip
8:25 Frosted Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
9:08 Mermazing Blue Raspberry
9:58 Frosted Crisp Apple
10:42 Frosted Cherry
11:09 Limited Edition Froot Loops flavor
12:07 Unfrosted Strawberry
12:48 Unfrosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon
13:09 Frosted S'Mores (heathens)
13:41 Frosted Blueberry
14:11 Frosted Confetti Cupcake
15:20 Unfrosted Blueberry
15:40 Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae
16:12 Frosted Strawberry Milkshake
16:51 Frosted Cinnamon Roll
17:39 Frosted Wild Berry (my childhood fav)
18:16 Frosted Cookies & Créme
18:50 Pretzel Cinnamon Sugar
19:35 Pretzel Chocolate
(all chocolate Poptarts are awful imo, please just eat literal candy if you want chocolate)
*Edit:* Thanks for all the likes 🍓🍒🍇🍏🍪🍫🍦
strawberry milkshake is awesome but i can only eat one because theyre SO SWEET
Your timestamps make me want to like your comment, but your sins against chocolate poptarts afterward make me want to dislike your comment. Not sure what to do now. :/
I didn't even know pretzal poptarts were a thing til now,also my favorites as a kid were choclate chip cookie dough,chocolate chip, chocolate fudge, brown sugar cinnamon, cookies and cream, peanut butter chocolate, strawberry, and smores
@@theweirdest0utliar dang that's a lot of favorites.
None of us asked, but we are grateful.
ok but is it weird to say that i want to be friends with this dude? he seems like such a genuine cool dude and his descriptions and analysis is *chef’s kiss*
Same
we all do
We all have a squish on him, don’t deny it
@@kimuires yeeeee
I love how 80% of the pop tart is mediocre but those few precious bites tickle our balls enough to keep trying to satisfy that high of the perfect pop tart bite
It's confirmed: Pop tarts tickle your balls
Not how I would have worded it but you are correct
The Matturbator but is that really correct, considering your username checks out?
The video buffered right after he said, "I would die" and my pea brain found that funny.
My favorite quote from each poptart:
“Green doesn’t appear in nature I guess”
“A little one dimensional”
“Looks like a nude poptart”
“someone jizzed all over this poptart”
“they are frosted strawberrylicious”
“ Little plump bitches”
“ here is another one of the plumpers”
“here’s a little chocolate fucker”
“ pasty gluey sensation”
“ I appreciate the attention to detail”
“ this one has several jizz swirls”
“probably will taste like shit though”
“just a jizz poptart”
“all I can taste is sweet and pain”
“Time to tear his head in half”
“ looks like a bleeding dead pop tart”
“ still looks like shit”
“ i’m happy these are still good”
“ less bright more Jammy”
“ looks like dog shit”
“They look very festive”
it looks like A unfrosted one with jizz on it
Forgot 1 i think
Samthejoker 1 im pretty sure I missed more but i dont know. I got distracted and stopped
@@Kidlizard oh oke. My bad
@@Kidlizard I think it was the cupcake one haha
One of my personal favorites "Cowards"
I just imagine him being judged as he leaves the wall-mart, with 29 different boxes of pop-tarts
If you are buying 29 packs of poptarts, you have left the realm of caring about what anyone else has to say about you
What kind of things has TH-cam been recommending you lately?
I just imagine him being judged everyday.
With 29 chins n 3 bellybuttons
@@crussteasock4047 The point of life is to just do you and not give a fuck about what people think
@@crussteasock4047 lmao, imagine being a dipshit who refuses to realize how much worse they are than what they make fun of. Like dude, stop trying to create drama with a youtuber who’ll never see ur posts, just get a job and stop living off of ur mom.
"Four score and twenty nine pop-tarts ago, our forefathers brought forth on this continent, a new pop-tart, conceived in frost, and dedicated to the proposition that all pop-tarts are created tasty"
Abraham Lincoln thanks, Abe.
Did you tell feature man to keep George Washington away from his cherries tree yesterday
"Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough"-Abraham Lincoln
ok 16th US President Abraham Lincoln
A man in his room eating pop tarts
That's how life should be
"IT'S ONLY VALID IF THEY'RE TOAST..." -ceases to exist
On a more serious note, my opinion of toasted or not actually depends on the type of pop-tart. Some just are really bad not toasted and some are better not toasted.
What are youre favorites toasted ...and un toasted, respectively? 😊
You know what they say
All toasters toast toast
@@Guevon_Pajaro I will admit I haven't eaten a lot of pop-tarts but Smores is probably best toasted. It becomes a bit more gooey on the inside and gives it more of that smores tastes. As for not toasted, I actually prefer a lot of the fruit ones not cooked. Brown sugar is my weird one. I usually prefer it not toasted but every once in a while I want some brown sugar flavor that's warm.
Some are better frozen also lol
I haven’t had very many. I think I’ve had frosted strawberry, cherry, smores, maybe blueberry, and i think i had a cinnamon sugar one, Wildlicious berry, and i think one chocolate one. I remember there being a cereal. Preferred all of them raw.
"Hey honey guess what were having for dinner for the next month"
Sung Won's wife: "Not again"
The ironic thing about the unfrosted pop tarts is that they have MORE calories than the frosted ones. So not only do they not taste good, it’s also worse for you
that doesn’t sound right, i think you must have misread something
@@fracturedemperor I saw Markiplier review Pop Tarts and he found that out
9:46 Blue raspberry Pop-tart: “If you eat these as an adult, you’ll literally die...and go to jail.”
Kellogg’s will collect your deceased corpse and throw it in a prison cell with the rotting dead bodies of all of the other adults who fell victim to blue raspberry pop tarts.
I knew I wasn't the only one that heard that! I was like, "does the afterlife have a jail now?"
:( I have them in my pantry haha, they're not bad nor good
So that’s where dad went
i agree. it's just so wrong of a flavor when combined with the texture
"They don't have green sprinkles because green does not appear in nature, I guess"
I cackled
I'm in a really weird spot right now where I get a sense of joy after he gives a pop start a good review
Pop yield
pop end
Pop resurgence
Pop start
Toucan Sam getting called a cryptid is something I feel like I've waited my whole life to hear
i once ate pop tarts for a year straight for a snack and now they repulse me to my core
Yes dude. My dad used to come home from dollar general almost every weekend with the same off brand cherry flavored "poptarts" and I had to eat them when I was hungry for a snack. Let's just say if I touch another cherry poptart I'm going to puke
Mr. Salt lmao the off brand pop tarts are the worst XD
When I got my first job and was going to school full time (i worked 5 days and the went to school from 8 am to 10 pm on my two off days) and I was still living at home, my fam wouldn't leave anything for dinner for me to eat so I ended up surviving off of hot pockets. I now hate them with a passion.
Same thing happened with me but with goldfish because I kept getting the alternate lunch at school. I need the flavor boosted kind to even eat it anymore.
I did that w jalapeño chips now I can’t look at them without gagging a tiny bit
As a person on a diet I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown.
This made me actually LOL, then giggle like an idiot for five minutes. 5/7, would surprised laugh again. 😆
Whether or not you meant it, it reminded me of TFS, and that made me happy.
This is hysterical 😂
About unfrosted poptarts: "If your parents get these for you, they don't love you as much"
Me, after I partially lived a life unaware of frosted poptarts: Hmmmm
Lmaoo
You poor, poor soul
Suck it up everyone has a terrible life. (This is a joke do not get mad)
@@glitchtrap9112 How dare you
I knew the frosted one existed but my mom would only buy unfrosted.
I love the intro where he goes “Why? Because I’m fucking stupid”
This whole ass series is just this man slowly losing his ability to taste low effort supermarket depression food. What's next? Every kind of Microwave Burger or Microwave Burrito that he can find at Walmart?
Please don’t give him ideas. I can’t lose him this early in the quarantine.
"Low effort supermarket depression food" is the name of my new restaurant.
*writing down microwave burger and burrito* What else ya got, these are good ideas! Keep em coming!
"Well, I've managed to find 9 different 39-cent frozen microwave burritos..."
Have you not heard of Wolfe pit?
“Green Doesn’t Appear In Nature”
- SungWon “ProZD” Cho, 2020
That One Sentient Bagel green is literally the color of nature 😂
Does that count as a woooosh?
More of a That'sTheJoke
Guerin Chino r/thatsthejoke
Theres no need to let us know you have reddit
haha Reddit funny Reddit funny. This person referenced Reddit and that’s funny. You are now obligated to like their comment or else you like Instagram and Instagram is not funny.
Fun fact: Unfrosted pop tarts have more calories than the ones with frosting.
why
The Angry Shober idk that’s just what the back of the box says
Probably more sugar in the jam to compensate for the lack of frosting
blottz yes I agree with you
LIES!
I've never actually toasted a poptart, i eat them straight, or i freeze them if they are one of the more chocolatey/desert types, S'mores in the freezer is great.
I should try toasting one of the fruit ones, that seems like it would be the most drastic difference, everyone knows what warm chocolate or cinnamon/brown sugar tastes like, but warm fruit pies/tarts aren't something i've eaten that often.
Toasting them just is kinda a waste, in my experience they change barely
But frozen sounds really interesting
@@dougharker839 toasted poptarts taste like gym socks.
You should deep fry them. I did it with a strawberry milkshake flavored pop tart and holy shit.
i feel like sung won's let's try series is just a final goodbye to all of his childhood snacks
bruh he didn't even try the whole grain pop tarts, not that he needed to suffer more but... it would have been funee
As a European...... there are wholegrain pop tarts?.... are they supposed to be "healthy " cause they're wholrgrain
Adriada Versaile
yes
Adriada Versaile yeah people thing that more grain = better
DASNAKEY school do it too because it’s “healthier” idk if it or not. they also have reduced sugar
Making something whole grain and then trying to call it healthy is the most american thing ever
i love how he gets progressively angry the longer the vid goes on.
10:38 lol
I like to think it's a mix of regretting his life choices and firm resolve to see a terrible task to it's inevitable end
Divine Faction thats every food review for him
Yup
I tried the Wild Grape flavor, and hoo boy, that one was almost offensively sweet, like I couldn't even finish 'em from how sweet they were.
Awe so wholesome, pop tarts, animal crossing music....
“Someone jizzed all over this pop tart”
lolol
😂😂😂
"theres a little chocolate fucker"
I can't believe he really bought the 16 count value packs of these just to eat half of each one
My man should've bought the 8 packs to save his money
Jsrgaming123 he got the Value packs because they are cheaper
Some of the flavors only come in the larger size, especially the promotional ones.
They have some that are assorted varieties. He should've invested in some of those.
He does have a wife bro and a life outside of YT
ah yes, another addition to the "Local Man Classically Conditions Himself to Hate Snack Foods"
me- "I watch ProZD food reviews for the plot."
Pro ZD- "Someone jizzed all over this poptart." (4:30)
That was funny
Imagine eating a pop tart and hearing that...
“If you eat this as an adult, you will literally die and go to jail”
Or worse... expelled.
I don't know if his hair flips are purposely that dramatic, but it's very entertaining.
I agree, his hair flips are intense.
I don't get why he is flipping his hair it doesn't get in his eyes ever
@@jetkirby for flair
@@jetkirby as someone who has long straight hair too, I will tell you we flip it completely subconsciously. Usually it is just because it doesn’t feel right or it itches your forehead
Its a form of seduction I think
Drinking game: take a shot everytime he flips his hair out of his eyes.
Take a shot every time he says "not bad"
im at the ambulance rn because of Alcohol poisoning, thank you so much.
im trashed
0:48
already dead
Loved his review of the froot loop one, with calling toucan sam a cryptid and making a reference to ratatouille
oh man i will never get tired of the severe contrast between ProZD's own voice and his wHiMsIcAl VoIcE
He's normally so deadpan so it makea a great contrast.
I like how I heard his wHiMsIcAl VoIcE like maddhatter from alice in wonderland
@@mrbard1 DGAJDHDJ LITERALLY
@@mrbard1 thats...thats the point. its an impression
This is going to sound strange, but *IMPORTANT WARNING:*
Do not toast the "Gone Nutty" flavor of Pop-Tarts. They melt in a toaster. I don't know how they released a product that faulty, but somehow, they managed.
That’s nuts
@@doctor.d.r7280 haha get out
They gotta be nutty to do that
If only you'd tasted the Jolly Rancher flavored PopTarts. Atrocious.
the _what_
@@SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy read
The worst one I had was root beer flavored and i love root beer
Yup...the only food to ever make me nauseous lol
and the orange crush one. Disgusting
“I don’t care at all please stop existing” ProZD lol
ProZD: “trying pop tart flavors!”
Me: oh that’s cool, my grandma used to get the unfrosted ones for m-
ProZD: 12:23
Lol I prefer the unfrosted ones, but they really are better toasted. I was like 26 years old when I found out people eat Pop-Tarts untoasted and I was horrified
lies, all lies. Lmao same, we always toast them bc it makes the crust and filling better
@@liesalllies Heck some people eat them without butter.
Well, at least you know the truth about your grandma now.
@@bug5654
There are people who butter their poptarts.
Before now I didn't really think about it but there is a possibility that people actually do that.
Of course there is also the possibility that people eat them with hot sauce, ketchup, and sour cream.
And now I'm thinking of trying one with cream cheese.
"I like the sprinkles on these."
Next one.
"I'm not a fan of sprinkles, so I'm not excited for this one."
XD
Matthew Morehead i was just about to comment this 😂😂😂
He said liked as in past tense.
The normal sprinkles are like crunchy dots, those are the squishy large circular ones
I like to call these videos: Sungwon tortures himself with junk food so that he never eats it again
teacher: NO EATING IN CLASS!!1!11!!!1 students in the back:
I can’t stop taking notice every time he swings his head to the side.
He must be due for a hair cut. Classic bangs-in-face behavior.
@@BonaparteBardithion I'm at that point and it's driving me fucking nuts. Doesn't help that i like having longer hair.
Sneezebiscuits I’m kinda growing out my bangs and they keep curling up despite being short compared to a lot of people :/
@@BonaparteBardithion With most of the world on lockdown except for essential businesses, lots of people are overdue for a haircut, myself included!
@@TheMythey
I've always trimmed my bangs at home anyway, usually after they get to the point he's at now where I can't see without whipping my hair every couple minutes.
I love how this man genuinely doesn’t care about anyone or anything lmao
I wonder how awkward he would be if he didn’t use the self checkout, looking like a 9 year old got their hands on a credit card and went ham with sweets
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I cant tell if your a fan or if your a hater..
"Die and go to jail."
Specifically in that order. You will be executed and then given an eternal sentence in jail.
No one:
SungWon: **LETS TRY 37 DIFFERENT BOTTLED WATERS**
I can see him doing that and i definately want to have that video!!!
now I want this to happen
This but unironically.
Lmao
It's too crispy.