Embarrassingly Dumb Ways People Have Died - Shocking Darwin Awards! | Ep.159

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  • @FivesACrowd
    @FivesACrowd  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Sorry Crowd! I'm a silly goose! When scheduling to post the podcast I accidentally set it to post at 10pm instead of 10am! Even though it's posting late, I hope you all enjoy this episode. You can always bank on a wild ride when Zach is hosting! Please, NEVER look up the video Zach showed us. It's not worth the curiosity. LOL

    • @SidneeCasi92
      @SidneeCasi92 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well we are all fine with it. The real fives fans will take ANY upload time! Long as we get one! I know seeing one by the time I clock out n hit the bus is great, cause I can wind down and enjoy y'all! Love y'all!

    • @malcolmelliott3471
      @malcolmelliott3471 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your fine can wait for your videos they are always funny and awesome to watch

    • @peggymcdonald3983
      @peggymcdonald3983 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know in my area, Nashville, TN we had several distilleries that stopped producing alcohol and instead started making hand sanitizer. It’s a very similar process I guess?? Also, after I graduated HS a classmate who was a gifted athlete and had a full scholarship to attend a prestigious university, was out partying with friends for graduation. They were on back roads and he had his upper body out the window and his a tree. He was DOA. Such a sad story and waste of a talented young man. I also remember hearing a lot of stories of stupid people who didn’t follow safety protocols on rollercoasters or water slides. I just don’t get it!?! It’s not worth the rush or whatever you get from doing all this.

    • @tiffymcconkey
      @tiffymcconkey 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      44:38 he's a self taught rocket scientist but doesn't believe in science?

  • @OrrisMom3
    @OrrisMom3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I’ve never seen them all silent together at one time 😂😂

  • @tiffymcconkey
    @tiffymcconkey 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Anyone else automatically hear "Dumb ways to Die" song in your head? 😂😂😂😂 #Headless

    • @sarahstorr
      @sarahstorr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes 😂😂

  • @SidneeCasi92
    @SidneeCasi92 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Guys i rushed to get my shower after work and into bed to get this goin effin ayeeee! I wanna say, the second Chris realized hes now a daddy to a baby girl and yall supported that moment after austin shared the daughter daddy dance music moment- it choked me a bit. I NEVER get tired of the support yall give each other and the crap talking and laughs etc. i feel like I'm at the table with yall. Never a friggin second that i am not here for it alllll! Yo five fans love yall! Ps, Austin i low key am offended that the school would dare taint my lil internet niece Micahs ears with get low. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️😂😂😂. The audacity good sir. Lol love u guys so much. You get me thru a LOT of hard times. I can escape and fall into a comfort. Bless y'all.

  • @jessicafromtexas2868
    @jessicafromtexas2868 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I have been going through depression the last 2 days and i am so happy to see y'all posted i need a good laugh.

    • @FivesACrowd
      @FivesACrowd  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Stay strong in the storm, friend! Know that better days are ahead.

  • @Mbridges82
    @Mbridges82 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I LOVE listening to these while at the gym. Thanks for the longer episodes and the obscene amounts of laughter! I may look like a moron laughing to myself while doing weight training but it’s so worth it!

    • @FivesACrowd
      @FivesACrowd  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you're not careful, you could be on our next episode of Darwin Awards ;) LOL jk. On a serious note; thank you so much for your support and being part of the crowd!

  • @pamelacanty2029
    @pamelacanty2029 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You were thinking of Natural Selection I think Tony lol

  • @isabelcortes1438
    @isabelcortes1438 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Another great discussion 😂🤣 Sending healing prayers and thoughts to Zach ❤ no surgery #stoopid #headless

  • @alainasarkar6265
    @alainasarkar6265 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love the fact that all of you guys are dad's to daughters. It'll be hilarious when they start dating and have to meet the crazy dad and his 4 best friends before they go out on a date! Chris congratulations!!

  • @prbd0985
    @prbd0985 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    41:38 our softball team did that every single year it was like an initiation to see who could get the most people to eat a dandelion basically

  • @AmyMoss-s9w
    @AmyMoss-s9w 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There's a reason i listening to your entire podcast, some other channels keep talking about the same topic over & over, how we met, having kids and all other crap, you keep it interesting!!

  • @tammyflanigan6218
    @tammyflanigan6218 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Perfect way to end the work day!

    • @SidneeCasi92
      @SidneeCasi92 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly!!!! I rushed to get my shower and into bed to get this started lol.

  • @nolonlindataylor1689
    @nolonlindataylor1689 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You guys keep it so interesting. Thanks for the scares and laughs.

  • @annetteward2047
    @annetteward2047 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I would love to see another episode on the Darwin awards love them

  • @MSGill645
    @MSGill645 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A landscaping crew was working about 20 miles from my house, using one of those huge mulchers that is mounted on a trailer. Rule of thumb, let go of what is being tossed in ...one man forgot. They had to bury all the mulch to get all body parts.

  • @kimberlypillman2983
    @kimberlypillman2983 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I go to a mega church in Cincinnati Ohio and there is always police officers working security. I grew up going to a small Lutheran church and at first everything about our current church freaked me out (size, officers, people, etc) but I love the message and have gotten to know so many. In this day and age having the security there calms me.

  • @peggyirvin7358
    @peggyirvin7358 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That guy who elbowed the gator 😮 WOW that gives a whole new meaning to the peoples elbow 😂

  • @haven7791
    @haven7791 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Zach I love when you host! 😂 Too late beat you to the video before the warning 🤯 Edited to say #Headless and Get well quick wishes to Zach too❤

  • @peggymcdonald3983
    @peggymcdonald3983 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There were several liquor companies here that stopped production and switched to making hand sanitizer for the pandemic. Apparently there is not a lot of difference between the two products???

  • @jamikillick359
    @jamikillick359 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey guys, as a bus driver, I can tell you that the driver of that bus might not have even known anything had happened. We can't hear sometimes what with traffic, fans, and other passengers. I once had a woman try and beat my coach. Fortunately, the way she hit the coach, it only spun her out of her shoe. I was in the middle of a left-hand turn and she ran out of a building. I barely heard the thump of her hitting the bus, but it was enough for me to check the mirror. All I can say is she got lucky. And never ever try to beat a bus. Happy thoughts a prayers to Zach. Love watching you guys. #headless

  • @sandyodell5551
    @sandyodell5551 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    #headless…guys y’all make this Texas mom laugh every time I watch your videos😂 Zack, all my prayers and good wishes for your surgery!!

  • @jillcain3488
    @jillcain3488 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am from Kalamazoo Michigan and I remember that Darwin award story. It just happened to be my son -in-laws cousin

  • @indica113
    @indica113 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    yes I had to google the woman and the pole!! WOW!!

  • @SidneeCasi92
    @SidneeCasi92 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Shoot your real fives fans are good on ANY UPLOAD TIME, long as we get the upload! I know for meeeee, after work hitting the bus and can either enjoy yall on the way home, or in bed when im settled-makes for the dopest night. Love yall!

  • @heatherk1792
    @heatherk1792 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    #headless. Definitely won’t be looking up that video 😂
    Speedy recovery, Zach!

  • @TheLadymoonstone
    @TheLadymoonstone 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    There is no end of people who seem to find a way to hurt or kill themselves in this world. I lived in Buenos Aires and was on a train that had to stop because someone had tried to walk across the roof of the train, fell between the cars and was killed. (human jelly). Took about 2 hours to clean up and we stayed on the train while they removed the body goo.
    It was about a kilometre back but ya we stayed put.
    Cheers from the pacific northwest. Canada side.

  • @Doomantor521
    @Doomantor521 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    You guys should do r/fifty-fifty

  • @Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson
    @Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yay! My best friends! Love you all! 💜 Thanks for posting!!!

  • @dawngarvida9776
    @dawngarvida9776 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I’m from Manila Philippines and yes alcohol ban happened during the pandemic. So people don’t go out partying. This ban happens on other events too like national election, etc. There is a line here “tagay hanggang mamatay” which translates to shots till death. Hope you notice me. I watch all your channels. Its part of my routine weekly. I stay up late on the wee hours when you have live scheduled too even if thats like 3am here. Lol 😅 take care guys!

    • @FivesACrowd
      @FivesACrowd  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We see you, Dawn!!! Y'all are wild out in the Philippines! Thank you for supporting us and our wild antics.

    • @dawngarvida9776
      @dawngarvida9776 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@FivesACrowd weeeeeeee!!!!!!! Say Hi to everyone for me. I’m literally saving money to be able to send you guys a box from here. Just some things to try out.

  • @MommaSkelly
    @MommaSkelly 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ♥ talk about a rollercoaster lol. But I was here for all of it. ♥ And Love it.

  • @shellihenry8234
    @shellihenry8234 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Prayers for healing!

  • @nicolegridley8861
    @nicolegridley8861 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Has Cam done his episode on HH Holmes? Love F. A.C!!

  • @jodyrayvictor
    @jodyrayvictor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This was a good episode. I'm sure this is going to be a no But, would you do an episode around urban dictionary.?

  • @shelleyl4117
    @shelleyl4117 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My husband and I saw the space shuttle launch. The rumble was awesome.

  • @CJ_9761
    @CJ_9761 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love it as always!

  • @Callie5.0
    @Callie5.0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You guys made my day😂

  • @Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson
    @Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You guys warned me but yet I still searched the woman & the bus video..... morbid curiosity that will haunt me forever.....how many of you watched too?

    • @kimgagnier8240
      @kimgagnier8240 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had to do it too, before they described what happened I paused and went to look it up and 😮!

  • @tamihutcheson7042
    @tamihutcheson7042 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Body Cam footage has been released from the Church shooting. It's wild.

    • @TwinMama-jv3zb
      @TwinMama-jv3zb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I watched it! And footage of her preparing her stuff and loading her car at her house with a tarp blocking the security camera so you couldnt see what she was loadong into her car. The fact that a crazy neighbor can be reported SO many times, but there is nothing police can do, is absolutely insane. I have a crazy neighbor, and so does my brother. The police just say to report every single time they do something dangerous or obnoxious (like standing outside screaming at bugs and squirrels for hours and hours, even late into the night and early into the morning) so they can document it, but other than that, there is nothing they can do until shit hits the fan. It always takes innocent people getting hurt before the laws allow police to arrest the crazy person. I understand it to a point, we don't need people reporting fake crazy behavior just because they don't like someone and then that person gets arrested or taken in on a 3 day hold...but when it's clear the person is actually mentally ill, police should be allowed to do something to protect the innocent and get the person to a place that can help them.

    • @tamihutcheson7042
      @tamihutcheson7042 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @TwinMama-jv3zb Agreed! We had a bat shit crazy neighbor who would squat on the sidewalk and shit EVERY.DAMN.NIGHT! We filed at least 100 incident reports and called cops on several occasions while it happened. Finally, I took into account the time of night/early morning this happened for a month, and got the most likely/frequent time he did it. I then called the cops and asked if they could come sit outside our home about a half block away prior to the festivities. They caught him red handed(or red assed lol!) When the case went to court, there were a total of 776, I think, total reports of this EXACT situation for this EXACT guy over a 2 year period!! 2.YEARS!! Judge cited the guy for indecent exposure x 776 and bioterrorism x 776 and the guy got life with possibility of parole in 25 years due to the quantity and the fact no one ever did anything about it.
      Sidenote: Found out years later, another neighbor had collected the shit after he'd reported it and nothing was being done, then threw it at the dude's house every afternoon with a homemade catapult! I never laughed so damn hard!!!

  • @taniashackleton9789
    @taniashackleton9789 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yeah...been waiting and hoping that you would post.❤

  • @mismakabel3342
    @mismakabel3342 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Guys, please make as the next video a video about 16-year-old British girl Ruth Wilson's disappearance that happened in 1995. I want you to cover that topic in the video. Thank you very much.

  • @annajosullivan
    @annajosullivan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In England though the cops don’t wear bulletproof vests but stab proof vests like our K9 dogs wear.

  • @TwinMama-jv3zb
    @TwinMama-jv3zb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The 🔫er at the church was part of a specific community, which is why the news didn't cover the story. At first, reports were that it was a man, then a female, then a female identifying as a male, and now they just say she identified as a male for a while and then went back to identifying as a female. But she brought her 8 year old son and he was killed, sadly. The poor child was crying and reaching out for his mother, and she didn't care at all until he was severely wounded, and then she yelled at the officers that they hurt her kid.

    • @karinberonius8799
      @karinberonius8799 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is horrendous. Poor child.

    • @FivesACrowd
      @FivesACrowd  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Reports I've read said that the son lived, but was injured. He was on breathing tubes for 2 weeks, but is stable now. Terrible story. My heart breaks for the kid.

    • @TwinMama-jv3zb
      @TwinMama-jv3zb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @FivesACrowd Wow! I'm so happy to hear he survived! All the initial news reports said he had passed away. I watched the body cam footage and security cam footage a few days ago and really couldn't see how he could have survived the injuries he sustained, even though he was still moving after he was wounded, they were very serious injuries. But since the 🔫er was removed from the situation, police and security were able to get medical help in pretty fast. Hopefully, a miracle will happen, and the child is able to walk out of the hospital and live as normal of a life as possible.

  • @ittypittykrissstie
    @ittypittykrissstie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've actually seen the Bus video awhile ago...
    Ya'll are not Alone 😖

  • @ritaryan3298
    @ritaryan3298 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yes, Classic Rock should be 70's & and 80s and only for how many those bands still perform. The oldies will always be those who pioneered the beginning of Rock

  • @Mnmsmamas
    @Mnmsmamas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good afternoon gentlemen! Hope yall are having a good day!

  • @CathleenMJennings80
    @CathleenMJennings80 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    #headless I, too, think the concert one was the best/dumbest Darwin Award I've heard lol For me, I watch so many movie/tv shows where these things happen (i.e. Hereditary) and they look so realistic - when I see one in real life, it kind of looks like a movie and I'm not horrified by it. I guess I've been desensitized by Hollywood.

  • @kristimoman4159
    @kristimoman4159 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your amborcrombie story reminded me,my husband was looking for LEVI S so we went to a popular Jean store.The salesgirl looked at us irratated and said try an old people store.
    😮😮😮WHAT???😮😮😮Ya hurtful

    • @kristimoman4159
      @kristimoman4159 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      See if the Rock does cameo’s.People chip in and Zach gets his wish.He deserves it!!

  • @springpickens3255
    @springpickens3255 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    {singing} Duuuuuumb ways to dieeeeeeeee!

  • @SasRock827
    @SasRock827 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for the laughs! #Headless

  • @emmajames1084
    @emmajames1084 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey guys, yay, I'm first to see you!! Hope you're having great days ❤

  • @natashaw401
    @natashaw401 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yes who is fillming a bus killing someone and keeps driving

  • @millisagable3018
    @millisagable3018 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Have u guys watched the tv show dumb ways to die?

  • @kitkatbrabson2794
    @kitkatbrabson2794 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Natural selection 👌

  • @mismakabel3342
    @mismakabel3342 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Please hurry up and make a video on 16-year old British girl Ruth Wilson's disappearance that took place in 1995. Thank you.

  • @Heretopaint
    @Heretopaint 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Our generation has all seen the Final Destination movies. We all know what’s coming. #headless

  • @lindseyharbaugh8228
    @lindseyharbaugh8228 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Poor lady it is so sad when deaths are recorded by people instead of people stopping and helping the person in need they would rather record and share others deaths. p
    People have become numb about videos like it’s nothing for people to see real deaths as entertainment heartbreaking world we live in these days.

  • @KelishaBechtold-o1l
    @KelishaBechtold-o1l 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Text podcast is take about TiK Tok?

  • @AJsWorld2021
    @AJsWorld2021 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yay I was like number 69!!!!

  • @natashaw401
    @natashaw401 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    U see the show 1000 ways to die

  • @Callie5.0
    @Callie5.0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    #headless