I can’t lie, when I see mark, I automatically know I’m watching lol. Funny guy, guaranteed I’m laughing or feeling good while listening. Thanks brother
Mark being honest with brent about his weight and bruces ego noticably being hurt, followed directly by bart trying to rationalize his alcoholism to mark is just priceless lol
44:57 now before I see this pic, I have to say, the way Bert looked sitting next to Shane doing the interviews on Beer Olympics… that was another shade of red.. Damn!!
Theres no way in hell Bert has been in ketosis for a week. It's like when he says "I havent drank in forever!" right before he says "I had some last night, and the night before..." 😂
Any alcoholic when they see another alcoholic is pretty decent in the gym, "Hey you're pretty good at squats" 😂 Mark kills me. Both of y'all need to tone it back on the drinking. We need you here awhile after Rogan "dies". Lol much love you queefs.
I went and saw you (Bert) by myself. I had to pick up a baby sitter and bring her to my house. Then go to the show at the performing arts center in Charleston sc. it was phenomenal
19:30 I'm pretty sure the comedian Bert is talking about is Sebastian Maniscalco. Bert has talked about trying to get a clip of him without asking permission first a long time ago and Sebastian was pissed. Now just recently Sebastian started a podcast for the first time so it kinda lines up
To Bert's point about private jets and box seats, i think that person gave him a good advise. While its true that a regulat person will take pics/videos to post, the reason many dont think its show-offish because its a rare occurance for those folks. However, once you are someone who is famous and rich, it can be seen as being braggadocious. Like, yeah, we get it, you are rich and can afford a box seat or a private jet. Its the reason why Sandler is seen as a humble guy. He is super wealthy but dresses up normal and doesnt flaunt his wealth. Same with Rogan, he has atleast 100 millions in liquid cash but he never posts pics of him in private jets or videos of his expensive cars.
y’all gotta get the boat fight story right though. the white family threw the first punch and even had him on the ground while all surrounding him beating him up. then the other people came in to help. it’s iconic
@@PowerHouse1987 I’m sure he’s top 5 paid comics of 2023, I just think mark is a step above as far as comedy and joke writing goes … Bert makes more money then I ever will my entire life , is that better ?
@@patrickbaginski you seem to think comedy is a singular thing - one liner joke writing. Comedy surely can include story telling, business, marketing, popularity, etc and even though you and others might think Normand is a better comic because he writes a certain type of joke. I love normand but I know of many people that find him annoying and boring, like he's telling street jokes and lazy puns.
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You can never get enough mark normand. I’ve listened to every episode on this special promo run. Love it.
Dude for real. The guy always knows to bring laughs and just overall a funny vibe
Man I hope I’m not missing any of normands guest spots. I think I’ve watched most of em
sames
Wish he had a chance to talk
@@wlp6200lol true Bert felt like the guest
I can’t lie, when I see mark, I automatically know I’m watching lol. Funny guy, guaranteed I’m laughing or feeling good while listening. Thanks brother
he's always got his finger on the trigger. will make a joke about anything
Yeah but peanuts are divine for the pigeon starches with figs n larches
“Helicopter mom”
Yeah I can definitely see why they made that the opening clip haha
My brain played a rim shot after my jaw came up off the floor.
Dude Mark got Bert to not say ANYTHING during his Crazy Buff Asian story. WILD. 😂
Mark is one of the best natural comics of our time! Great podcast Burtrude 😊
Mark being honest with brent about his weight and bruces ego noticably being hurt, followed directly by bart trying to rationalize his alcoholism to mark is just priceless lol
Mark sounds like a simpsons character we haven’t seen yet.
Bert is the type of guy to lose water weight and think he is not fat anymore.
That for sure is what gets him through life lol
I lost 15 lbs of water weight and I thought I was golden, next day I was back to 225 from 215 after 230
I’m doing exactly that right now🤩
I love that water weight loss. Makes a guy feel good.
I’m that guy lol
Bert pretending to be not fat is the funniest thing berts done.
Burnts ain't fat
@@a.k.4o true. he's obese
@@a.k.4o You're right, I should have said obese.
@@mntwinsfan1988 come talk to him when you can do 225lbs ten times
@@a.k.4o That doesn't mean you aren't fat. But this is the internet and I can bench press 500 lbs fam
I can't believe how quiet Bert was during Mark's Asian with a ponytail story 😂😂😅
Fast and witty with slow and selfish. Crazy combo
I see it every Monday on 2 bears 😂
If I didn't create it, noone would of invited me. This was a deep quote
Bert and Joe List need to have a roast battle with Normand as special guest referee. Winner gets a can of Liquid Queef.
That's quite the purse!
Brrrt's increasingly rising self awareness as of late is truly a spectacle to behold
I enjoy Barf and Mark Googling random topics more than any other Brett podcast, y'all really got something here.
Bret: right now im in ketosis
hahahahahahjah
Only listening for Normand, hopefully Bert let’s him talk
Not even 2min in and he’s already talking about himself
Helicopter Moms. Holy funk!😅😅😂😂
Reminiscing of when he was fat 13lbs ago! 😂
Helicopter Mom 🤣
"Comics getting by with minimal talent". He didn't have to call Brendan Schaub out like that
Or Bert
@@OscarOffTheCuff nah. He has way more talent then Schaub.
Not much more talent to be honest. @@devloncowart2643
No matter where he's at or who he's with, Mark can make anything funny
Holy shit Mark that was an insane story lol
I agree with every Schultz reference except the haircut 😅 if they come out with another 3 stooges remake, that boy Moe fo show 😂
Absolutely 😂
that was funny
21:35 Mark is wise. Arena’s ruin good comics. Segura’s newest hour is proof that an arena tour will water you down
Yeah his special was disappointing
First special of his I was like. " eh "
Bart is the 80's hairband of comedians. Little quality, a lot of show.
@@jessicabecause3717 lmao pretty brilliant comparison
Then see him in a theater, he's great in those
Lol helicopter mom 🔥🔥🔥 Comedy!!!! That’s how east coast comics stick together
44:57 now before I see this pic, I have to say, the way Bert looked sitting next to Shane doing the interviews on Beer Olympics… that was another shade of red.. Damn!!
I loved seeing you rock the Dunedin Blue Jays hat in your ad. Nice!
Theres no way in hell Bert has been in ketosis for a week. It's like when he says "I havent drank in forever!" right before he says "I had some last night, and the night before..." 😂
If he drank hard liquor, he could remain in ketosis.
@@jzen1455not what he was saying..
1:02:01 Mark's story is hilarious and insane! What a tale!
Bert Interviewing Bert 🤣 we want more Mark😎
The podcast where the guest comes to interview the host.
Bert's the Best...who wouldn't want such a Friend!
Comedy!
Fucking love this queef, this opening zinger was way too good lmfao
Did Bert just reveal his dad is gay? Not a big deal but if so it's a bit of a revelation
50:51 "Tom Hanks and Jodie Foster are in a heated competition in the Academy's controversial new category: Best Retard" - Norm Macdonald 😂😂 Comedy!
Bert is actually very sincere in this pod
Missed Mark while he was in LA at the Improv this week dammit, come back soon Mark!
Any alcoholic when they see another alcoholic is pretty decent in the gym, "Hey you're pretty good at squats" 😂 Mark kills me. Both of y'all need to tone it back on the drinking. We need you here awhile after Rogan "dies". Lol much love you queefs.
Lmfao.
Need them around after he dies as if they will live past him 🤣👏, good joke sir good joke
I went and saw you (Bert) by myself.
I had to pick up a baby sitter and bring her to my house. Then go to the show at the performing arts center in Charleston sc. it was phenomenal
Psychopath comment lol
@@joshisajedi2461A lot of people aren't used 2 doing things aline b/c they have tons of family/friends.. We see where you it 😂😂
I called the cops on a moving truck and got into a fight … did you get into a fight .. no i didn’t … did you call the cops ..?? No I didn’t 😂
"Half hour on the head alone" I fell the fuck out. 😂😂😂 Normand for president
If Mark did a tash type video it would kill and he could use shorts like crazy
Mark is fucking great....
"Hot Tropic" all the accoutrements for Goths on the Beach.
... So mostly sunscreen and black umrellas.
"Helicopter mom's" 😮😂😂
God damn Mark says he’s not good at telling stories and legit drops the best ones! That Asian guy story was next level!
Just love this guy … he is so real and super funny
You both are Legends ❤
Great job!
Let's love Bert because he helps us laugh.
52:20 "Up the Downs" almost killed me lmao
Mark: "the improv last night was lights out!"
Bert: "dead?"
" I liked myself fat"
Me:Bert you're still fat, buddy. ❤😢
Can’t wait to see you in Cincinnati. Center section. 6 rows back!!!
14:09 I can hear Bill Burr telling Bert to stop showing all the cool stuff😂
Or Joe
@@NotTheLarryDavid True👍🏻
I always found it odd that Bill was ever close to Bert. Now I think they don’t even talk to each other. That makes more sense.
Yay look how rich we are
Bert you were the person shitting on ppl for taking pictures on PJs lol 🤦🏼♂️🤣
@8:46 "helicopter moms" ☠☠☠☠
The intro was perfect. Got a "some viewers may find this inappropriate" that's how you know it's a good pod 😂😂🎉
“Wait a manute” hahahaha 😂
I laughed so hard!!! It’s just the casual delivery 😂.
I actually do love the whole Googling random sh*t lol entertaining
Mark is Hilarious
Great watching Mark watch Bert talk for 1.5hr
A shot an hour won't even get bert intoxicated
When Bert references his Dad’s partner.. is the implication he’s gay? Or is he a lawyer or something? Lol
Trevor Wallace and Dua Lipa. Lmaoooo😅
Mark ❤
Just scene the movie Chrysler. Really great and funny
19:30 I'm pretty sure the comedian Bert is talking about is Sebastian Maniscalco. Bert has talked about trying to get a clip of him without asking permission first a long time ago and Sebastian was pissed. Now just recently Sebastian started a podcast for the first time so it kinda lines up
Lovin mark
I wonder how many other South Africans are watching this hahaha
To Bert's point about private jets and box seats, i think that person gave him a good advise. While its true that a regulat person will take pics/videos to post, the reason many dont think its show-offish because its a rare occurance for those folks. However, once you are someone who is famous and rich, it can be seen as being braggadocious. Like, yeah, we get it, you are rich and can afford a box seat or a private jet. Its the reason why Sandler is seen as a humble guy. He is super wealthy but dresses up normal and doesnt flaunt his wealth. Same with Rogan, he has atleast 100 millions in liquid cash but he never posts pics of him in private jets or videos of his expensive cars.
this podcast was awesome, tons of relatable topics that I dont hear in conversation often!
So who is going to tell Burt “you are not NOT fat” ?
no one.
I love Mark!
"Half hour on the head alone" 😂😂
watching this directly after the last 2 bears episode, there is a huge difference between the 4k and 1080p. we need the upgrade over here too!
That (but I proved it once) statement was amazing.
Mark Normand 🐐❤
Is anyone else tierd of bert saying how in shape he is?
clicked for Normand, it is called Bertcast so i guess should have known what it was going to be about
I’m trying to figure out what matches Bert’s bloated red face more, the couch, or his gigantic cup of coffee/soda?
y’all gotta get the boat fight story right though. the white family threw the first punch and even had him on the ground while all surrounding him beating him up. then the other people came in to help. it’s iconic
whats with bert and sierra leone 😂😂😂😂 he seems to have beef with whatever happens there 😂
The bowl joke is actually fire
“I want a Corky in the backyard” 😭
This is gonna be a good one.
See ya in Dallas, yeah boy!
34:50 not a DOCUMENTARY, and its called “Another Round” or “Druk” because its a danish movie.
I live 20 minutes from the Irvine Improv. My sister used to go watch Joe Rogan every time he came to town. I have pictures of her and Joe there.
It was so nice to hear how Mark met Bobby Lee!
Mark Normand is living proof you CAN say that today.
17:45 Bert wants to sucker punch a flash mob thief
10:59 Mark admits to smoking crack
Lol Bert teaching mark how to be a good comic
You have notifications on for him? But he's bad? He's one of the most successful comics right now. Stop being this person.
@@PowerHouse1987 I’m sure he’s top 5 paid comics of 2023, I just think mark is a step above as far as comedy and joke writing goes … Bert makes more money then I ever will my entire life , is that better ?
@@patrickbaginski you seem to think comedy is a singular thing - one liner joke writing. Comedy surely can include story telling, business, marketing, popularity, etc and even though you and others might think Normand is a better comic because he writes a certain type of joke. I love normand but I know of many people that find him annoying and boring, like he's telling street jokes and lazy puns.
54:59 90s movies trying to win an Oscar rainman!
Manute Bol's son Bol Bol has been in the NBA for 3 or 4 years. He just got traded to the Suns. He's 7'2"
Classic Normand line 28:54
In the beginning, when he said you can edit this out. I'm almost guaranteeing it was bill burr
I like mark so much but can I sit through 100 minutes of Bert? We’ll see I guess…
Do you know what channel your on?
I came to this channel to watch Normand. It's tough to sit through 5 mins of Bert let alone an hour or more.@@everythingallin4905
Lads the intro alone😂🎉