He said it was a joke why do You kill me bro then he says sorry then Starts crying in the other clip he says it was joke several times the he cries ( 100% real no fake no virus 2023 )
I usually rage quit when the debug hitbox shows my melee go straight through them, and then my head gets exploded by their fire axe that was 20 feet to the left
No no you CAN third hit without the bar going up the bar is only for fists and some other weapons because this rule only applies to fists and some others
once when i was playing with my friends we all had t2 and ak we went to the bulding near a2 and i peek out to the door and i see a t3 with ak so what i do? i spray him and he died quick story
That kid with T3 is a prime example of what legion T3 teaches its squads NOT to do When using T3 : Have an advantage point such as roof top or choke point Never reload/heal in the open Keep your head on a swivel Do not trust randoms (especially if armed) Dont peak a sniper you haven’t identified (could be a BFG) Always use T3 with other T3s (if not available have a squad of T2) ALWAYS HAVE A SQUAD MATE WITH MEDKIT
2:44 I killed t3 kit with fal once, I had like metal bat and rage dose, then he just started running because of bat!! "IM BROKE" go kill people then and get cash because i have 1k always and idc
"how do i get good at the game?" skill is DISPENSED to you, you MUST get an fps unlocker otherwise your recoil will be atrocious and will quite literally make you bad
can anyone translate what hieroglyphics this mf said at 3:20?
i think he didn't like it
He said it was a joke why do You kill me bro then he says sorry then Starts crying in the other clip he says it was joke several times the he cries ( 100% real no fake no virus 2023 )
"Hey bro it was a joke im sorry im sorry.. it was a joke dude why'd you kill me" (cries)
@@Lolerohe say the same at 3:40
nice vid
Can't we all agree that hitting a man with balistic metal armor with a metal bat can just kill him this is an example of crim being realistic (real)
Armor can protect, but it doesn't mean it cannot crush your organs by inside
Blunt force my beloved
5:21 he made sure to have full hp before meeting god
LOL
Lost 20k just like that, that’s how crim leaves players angry after one game session!
Instead of 325, make it 150
I usually rage quit when the debug hitbox shows my melee go straight through them, and then my head gets exploded by their fire axe that was 20 feet to the left
Play in ur region@@cyancrewmate8135
1:39 antibirth ost goes up on god
5:20 the deadly choco
This video is the reason why I don't hang out with randoms, I never know why people with expensive gear could trust a dude you just met.
agreed
5:54 the good oid days
Returner just did a little trolling with his metal bat, no need to worry for the guy that lost t3
The entire nervous system as soon as you hit your funny bone: 5:04
RIP Coach 0:37 at least he got cheeseburgers heaven.
that one dude that kept crying when you downed/killed him 🤣
* gets thrown of cliff * "is he ok?"
is that fkin flood escape music in the back
the background music at around 0:55 gives me memories of flood escape
2:03 me getting my 6th beer but my child 7 year old child is in the way (he thinks toy knifes are cool)
can you tell me the sound name at 4:45
Your sense of music is so good dude.. the FE2 music gives nostalgia to me heres a sub for you
bro, i laughed so hard when you threw bacon in water and put "blop" sound, 10/10 video, keep it up😃
3:55 noob jumpscare
2:04
just normal day
when you go play criminality
after drink some water
huh
@@ReturnerReturned huh?
Who would win in a fight:
Guy with tier 3 ballistic armor
Random tinpot man with a metal bat
0:36 I like the l4d sounds here
you're my favorite criminality youtuber now
the mz clip at the end hit so hard i thought of playing again
bro is turning a standard into a casual
Bro that was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I was laughing so much
I've killed 2 tier 3's with a metal bat using that technique, found out it also works with necromancer and slayers lol
2:03 me after lobotomy😂😂
2:44 sorry, but a full body ballistic armor suit won’t go down that easy to an aluminum bat
and thats why i always use a 65 dollar bat or a 150 dollar auto brain imploder
6:20 what is the game?
michaels zombies
Could somenoe PLEASE tell me the name of the game he was playing at 6:17?
michaels zombies, play the superior version of michaels zombies which is Resurrections, both good games tho (based of b02 zombies, fire game)
That's exactly why i don't use expensive kits
wait what was the song called ay 4:45?
worlds hardest game sound track
bro W BTR enjoyer W FE2 music enjoyer fr
2:35, if the 3 white bars do not fill up it means it wont third swing and you have to restart your swings
ohhhh i never knew that, i thought these bars were like just a cosmetic ohhh thank you so much you blew my mind
No no you CAN third hit without the bar going up the bar is only for fists and some other weapons because this rule only applies to fists and some others
@@Why-un4td bro he gave us 1.3 information, he's a year late
@@ReturnerReturnedI can't tell if you are joking or not
0:59 bro has the sinking ship ost!!!
can't tell if this was satire or not but ur a bit wrong lemme say
OMG OMGGGGG THE VIDEO IS STARTED WITH ME NO WAY TYSMMM MAN (im doilookgoodhahaha)
once when i was playing with my friends we all had t2 and ak we went to the bulding near a2 and i peek out to the door and i see a t3 with ak so what i do? i spray him and he died quick story
HE IS ALSO LISTENTING TO THAT ONE DESERT MAP I FORGOR wait no its the fe1 map im stupid
i killed a slayer with a shovel and a sawn off i found in the trash
That kid with T3 is a prime example of what legion T3 teaches its squads NOT to do
When using T3 :
Have an advantage point such as roof top or choke point
Never reload/heal in the open
Keep your head on a swivel
Do not trust randoms (especially if armed)
Dont peak a sniper you haven’t identified (could be a BFG)
Always use T3 with other T3s (if not available have a squad of T2)
ALWAYS HAVE A SQUAD MATE WITH MEDKIT
0:28 he not kill his fan the c4 did it 🤯
@Eeee water gun
This is more like a fever dream
You can’t escape from crim
2:03 make a entire video with this effect on no balls
why would anyone watch that
@@ReturnerReturned tell me it wouldn't be funny
@@mrskomps it would be just disorientating to watch
@@ReturnerReturned that sucks
3:58 moon gravity on
this guy is underrated tbh
bro was fr listening to FE2 musics (they are actually good songs)
1:08 Beneath the ruins ost!! 🤯
Discord ping😱
The time i lost a full kit to a wrench
damn u must suck ass at the game
The title is just pain
T3 guy died to “realistic” metal bat rip
Bros listening fe2 musics too
magnificent editing
This guy mellee skill its just good
the only weapons that need skill in crim are melees
My man where is the guy where you sent to space ret
5:25 song?
the song doesnt exist
@@ReturnerReturned D:
I remember once i killed like guy with full t1 armor an m4 , backpack ump and like an fnp or smth with a fist (he also had 1k bounty)
antibirth music on top
what is the name of game? 6:21
Michael's zombies
@@ReturnerReturned Oki thnx
Today I killed an level 26 holding a bfg with aks 💀
Noobs W
Do you use roshade, and if you do what settings did you use for the first part of the video. The game looked quite nice there.
I forgor
my guy is listening to fe2 while playing crim
What game is that? 6:34
Michael's zombies
@@ReturnerReturned THanks!
0:50 better music
HES LISTENING TO FE2 POISIONOUS CHASM YOOO
is the mystery box still in the game?
ye
@@ReturnerReturned ok just standard?
@@lain8886 ye
3:06 hes seen better days
i sadly have not
20k kit no more
4:25 hitbox moment ...
aint no way your playing a casual server as a level 113
3:20 nerf this man
Bros playing on rtx
nerf 325 dollars
Que bendicion muchachos
thank you TH-cam for suggesting me Spanish auto replies that I cannot read
@@ReturnerReturned your local bilingual viewer says: "what a blessing boys"
3:29 yo hablo español y dijo "pipipipi" y me dio pena pipipipi XD
why purchase expensive goods on casual server
I don't care about virtual in-game currencies silly
i killed a 30k kit with 150 dolla weapon
Silly bacon
2:18 rip my c4
2:45 tbh is kinda sad.
Why you killing noobs in casual?
Why not standard?
dumbass bitch its a 1 year old video
@@ReturnerReturned oh I see sory
5:40 🥵🥵🥵
2:44 I killed t3 kit with fal once, I had like metal bat and rage dose, then he just started running because of bat!!
"IM BROKE"
go kill people then and get cash because i have 1k always and idc
but anyways, funni vid
i love 1.1 crim
ERA BROMA ERA BROMA ERA BROMA *😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭*
what reshade preset do you use
custom
you have friend nelisbro he too my friend :)
im the 5th like since i had this open and it says 3 minutes im real time traveler
chat glitch 0:42
This mf playing roblox waw zombies when its like 10 on XBOX Lmaooo
💀🤭
True
yeah uhhh
bfg losers after losing a 40k kit to a weapon you literally dont have to pay robux for and start out with
"how do i get good at the game?" skill is DISPENSED to you, you MUST get an fps unlocker otherwise your recoil will be atrocious and will quite literally make you bad
fps doesn't affect recoil, it's fixed since 1.3, that fact is 1 year out of date lmao
@@ReturnerReturned then what reduces recoil
@@overchoicings5809 controlling the recoil, its easy to control
@@ReturnerReturned hold on lemme get good rq i'll check back later
Its been 3 months did you get good?
Lmao 3:10