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  • @colleenorourke1433
    @colleenorourke1433 ปีที่แล้ว +10509

    The fact that Danny doesn't want to get rid of a smashed up, paint-ball-strewn stroller because "it was expensive" proves he is ready to be a dad

    • @minacapella8319
      @minacapella8319 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      By that logic I'm also ready to be a dad lol.

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      ​@@minacapella8319 do it

    • @minacapella8319
      @minacapella8319 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @Noah Karpinski nah, I don't want to be a parent lol. Also I'm a gorl

    • @AC8X
      @AC8X ปีที่แล้ว +37

      or just responsible with money? It seemed completely functional.

    • @DyslexicBee
      @DyslexicBee ปีที่แล้ว +96

      ⁠@@AC8X or its a joke? it seemed completely humorous.

  • @lenoardo
    @lenoardo ปีที่แล้ว +8666

    so funny how danny unintentionally turned his whole fanbase extremely paranoid and wary of every single thing related to him on the internet

    • @evieforma139
      @evieforma139 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      but what if danny said this to make us be less suspicious of things

    • @Nataliethomas-he6sd
      @Nataliethomas-he6sd ปีที่แล้ว +122

      that's so taylor swift of him

    • @EviePontecorvo
      @EviePontecorvo ปีที่แล้ว +149

      We're just extreme critical thinkers.

    • @bilwur4283
      @bilwur4283 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@EviePontecorvo fr

    • @emmyvillaatchinson
      @emmyvillaatchinson ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Nataliethomas-he6sd this is all an easter egg for speak now (danny’s version)

  • @monikaraja1827
    @monikaraja1827 ปีที่แล้ว +5183

    The real question is, is danny gonna be a good cable management dad?

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Of course!!

    • @zoeyiguess8358
      @zoeyiguess8358 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      We can only pray

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ABSOLUTELY

    • @derinrueda7726
      @derinrueda7726 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      danny will be the best cable management dad

    • @tommytoons2730
      @tommytoons2730 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if he isn't im gonna be pissed

  • @autumnarends
    @autumnarends ปีที่แล้ว +12652

    can't wait to find out if danny's gonna be a mom or a dad 🙏🏼

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe ปีที่แล้ว +749

      He’s gonna be a mad

    • @mikoyanz
      @mikoyanz ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @placeholderdoe1 nah u trippin he’s gonna be a dom

    • @mars_the_man
      @mars_the_man ปีที่แล้ว +683

      @@placeholderdoewell that’s the safer option between “mad” and “dom”

    • @rosielps1818
      @rosielps1818 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@mars_the_manLMAO

    • @ElijahL-q4c
      @ElijahL-q4c ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think its pretty safe to assume....................................dad

  • @willemmmmm
    @willemmmmm ปีที่แล้ว +4171

    Even when Danny's talking seriously about being a parent it sounds like he's joking about it lol

    • @KevvyHeikkinen
      @KevvyHeikkinen ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Fucking real, though

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Everytime he is serious, I think he is joking💀💀 I can never imagine him being serious-

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I thought it was fake until he said it
      That man has given me trust issues with his shenanigans lol

    • @felinoidrose
      @felinoidrose ปีที่แล้ว +86

      its the way he says everything with the same whimsical tone

    • @willmax95
      @willmax95 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

  • @curri6701
    @curri6701 ปีที่แล้ว +22879

    Sometimes I forget that Danny is a 28 year old man with a house, a wife and now a baby, and not an 18 year old college student.

    • @ashhtray2003
      @ashhtray2003 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      No literally

    • @ladysauce2508
      @ladysauce2508 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

      danny has the vibe of a 19 year old university scholar who studies an incredibly hard major, is super funny, and lives in a college dorm alongside like 5 other people. the fact hes a full grown ass man who has his life together is mind blowing to me.

    • @shoshanaloomer
      @shoshanaloomer ปีที่แล้ว +57

      No cause same

    • @tamannayousuf3629
      @tamannayousuf3629 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@lady sauce omg exactly

    • @keylaliendo2111
      @keylaliendo2111 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      I remember when I discovered Danny I thought he was like 17, and then I was so shocked when he mentioned he was married

  • @zohatyube
    @zohatyube ปีที่แล้ว +22156

    I can't believe Danny's gonna be a Mom ❤

    • @crucifiedgrl
      @crucifiedgrl ปีที่แล้ว +1855

      Yeah it's so shocking I can't believe he's gregnant

    • @ObtuseWaffle_
      @ObtuseWaffle_ ปีที่แล้ว +771

      Mommy gonzales❤

    • @justgonnacomment
      @justgonnacomment ปีที่แล้ว +687

      @@ObtuseWaffle_ Danny momzalez

    • @pickleBOB405
      @pickleBOB405 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      I hope his gregnancy goes well

    • @STAR_WALTZ
      @STAR_WALTZ ปีที่แล้ว +323

      if the child isnt called greg i will cry

  • @KalebC4
    @KalebC4 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    The irony of Danny being like "guys I'm not tricking you all the time, it's safe to believe this stuff sometimes" and then plugs his fake speedrunning streams to end the video

    • @TheKanyeGlazer
      @TheKanyeGlazer ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Fr😭

    • @RedHood111
      @RedHood111 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      To be fair, he might have been in the month where he thought he might actually be able to do it lol

  • @thedryzombie
    @thedryzombie ปีที่แล้ว +3542

    I have a strange feeling that Danny has a giant list of dad jokes he's gonna use when he becomes a father

    • @gracemosley9794
      @gracemosley9794 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      His old vines type humor

    • @awesomepants184
      @awesomepants184 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "I'm a spooky dad, with a spooky baby"

    • @genderender
      @genderender ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "child i'm sorry, but your bones are getting squishy"

    • @rowanburke868
      @rowanburke868 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like specifically dad jokes about being a dad!!

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The encyclopedia

  • @Numerosity
    @Numerosity ปีที่แล้ว +3861

    I imagine that Danny bought the stroller first and then thought, "What's the point of having a stroller without a baby" and then just made a baby

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe ปีที่แล้ว +388

      You say that like he made it in a lab

    • @MaliaMelton
      @MaliaMelton ปีที่แล้ว +296

      @@placeholderdoe we have no proof it wasn't 👀

    • @june_qwq
      @june_qwq ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@placeholderdoei mean he did though

    • @cockroacheatingakrabbypatt994
      @cockroacheatingakrabbypatt994 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Bro wanted to put that 1k to a good use 😭

    • @catus-cactus
      @catus-cactus ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This is how I’ll explain it to my future young child if asked 😆

  • @adammgolan
    @adammgolan ปีที่แล้ว +2254

    I don't know why, but Jorvis and Jardan made me laugh more than it should have.

  • @pantrat3153
    @pantrat3153 ปีที่แล้ว +1967

    i love that danny accidentally enacted psychological warfare by gaslighting his audience so much that we do half the work for him at this point.

    • @derekw104
      @derekw104 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      And even in this video he is deceiving us about the Minecraft speedrun

    • @aribantala
      @aribantala ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Danny is perfecting his PSYOP techniques in TH-cam before hitting the real deal

  • @lorielovesbooks7315
    @lorielovesbooks7315 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    Proof that Danny can do anything or nothing and he still pranks us.

  • @hannahdoll9863
    @hannahdoll9863 ปีที่แล้ว +2692

    Congratulations Danny! I bet your gonna be the best tactical dad out there!

  • @stephenday3901
    @stephenday3901 ปีที่แล้ว +4239

    If Danny doesn’t reprise his role and make a “I’m a spooky dad” this Halloween it will be an INJUSTICE to this Greg driven community.

    • @AlinaProbably
      @AlinaProbably ปีที่แล้ว +122

      we'll rebel once more. gregolution 2.0 is in motion, danny better take that into account

    • @laraalvarezzz2
      @laraalvarezzz2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OMG SO TRUE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

    • @yandevvv
      @yandevvv ปีที่แล้ว +5

      retweet

    • @sophlamppost
      @sophlamppost ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Keep in mind the baby is due in October lol. I think the baby IS this years spooky event

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh my god he's gonna be the vampire dad

  • @samb3209
    @samb3209 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    I can’t believe he spent this whole video saying he’s not trying to trick his audience and then ends it with a PLUG FOR THE BIGGEST HOODWINKING EVER

    • @anadebeule8187
      @anadebeule8187 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I was just about to comment this, Danny was really trying to gaslight us😭😭

    • @happily_blue
      @happily_blue 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      to be fair the hoodwinking was not meant for the audience that time

  • @thecookiemonster.
    @thecookiemonster. ปีที่แล้ว +4031

    Seeing Danny react to his fans being dumb will never not be funny 💀

    • @hoaxheaux
      @hoaxheaux ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That one comment was me, I WAS ONE OF THE DUMB FANS 🤠

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lack of critical thinking

    • @fightvale57
      @fightvale57 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @nobodylikesava
      @nobodylikesava ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@ciphergacha9100tactical thinking even

    • @Maayrakk
      @Maayrakk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hoaxheauxlol which one?

  • @DixieTsutsaeva
    @DixieTsutsaeva ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    I love how he pranked his community a few times out of good fun and accidentally created conspiracy theorists out of all of us. Now we all have trust issues...? LMAO or maybe we just had trust issues to begin with.

    • @rowanburke868
      @rowanburke868 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's just like fucking Taylor swift

    • @katelynwymm4285
      @katelynwymm4285 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or maybe y’all were dramatic asf and looking too hard into it

    • @geegeezlouis86
      @geegeezlouis86 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It honestly reminds me of Swifties who think there's a secret message hidden in absolutely everything she does when really her Easter eggs are like, using 3 hearts on Instagram to hint that Speak Now TV is coming. She became known for dropping little clues and now her fans don't trust that anything she says might not have a hidden meaning 😭

    • @randomartist5039
      @randomartist5039 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      …I thought the announcement in the main channel about them being pregnant was a joke 😅

    • @humanoid_freak
      @humanoid_freak ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, there’s gotta be some reason he was always so intent on us having critical thinking skills, right?

  • @lindseywilson6854
    @lindseywilson6854 ปีที่แล้ว +4031

    Alr this gonna be good, we have an unnamed sparkling water.

  • @sorio99
    @sorio99 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Danny: “Oh man, everyone in the subreddit is convinced I’m, like, doing something shady in the background!”
    Also Danny: *ends the video plugging his Minecraft speed running attempts*

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers ปีที่แล้ว +2758

    Hearing Danny taking about being a dad gave me a sense or horror and then I realized that he’s a full grown man and this isn’t a teenage pregnancy. He just looks so young and I forget he’s actually older then me.
    Take all the time you need with your new baby! Congrats to both of y’all

    • @Garsnoos
      @Garsnoos ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@No-ue5pi Omg I can relate to this so much! I'm the same age as Danny and was so shocked to hear they are expecting. I thought "but you are kids yourself!". And then I realized that their in their late 20s just like me lol. I don't want kids either so yeah. It feels so weird to hear people my own age having kids lol

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@No-ue5pi I know, right? I still feel like I need to be taken care of and probably always will be but still can't imagine being pregnant at this age. A couple years ago when I was twenty three, I saw someone I went to kindergarten with that has two babies. I was in disbelief. It blew my mind that girls I took nap time with are having kids now themsevles and actually want them

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That baby is gonna look so young

    • @AlicornHana
      @AlicornHana ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I actually saw a reddit post having their OP's mom thinking he is a teen days ago lol

    • @Mercurzzzz
      @Mercurzzzz ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He honestly raised me and now he's got his own little guy. Wild.

  • @Godkingzeus.69
    @Godkingzeus.69 ปีที่แล้ว +12753

    It'd be hella funny if Danny took a 18 year break 💀

    • @laysthechip3356
      @laysthechip3356 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

      Gonna be in the retirement home watching Danny’s new video tbh

    • @blipblop8784
      @blipblop8784 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

      I’m gonna be in my 40s like “wait Danny posted again?!”

    • @TheGh0st_Cat
      @TheGh0st_Cat ปีที่แล้ว +1004

      “Danny Gonzalez? I haven’t heard that name in years..”

    • @Musicanimedork01
      @Musicanimedork01 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      "Going out for milk new video soon"

    • @leoeos
      @leoeos ปีที่แล้ว +282

      I'd miss him but it would be worth it for the bit

  • @ghostcore_7625
    @ghostcore_7625 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    everyone creating crazy theories and danny just being like "oh I was just doing a silly goofy" is so funny to me

  • @Heronoobie
    @Heronoobie ปีที่แล้ว +705

    So happy for drew for becoming a mom ❤

    • @YourJapanic
      @YourJapanic ปีที่แล้ว +104

      So glad he recovered after Amanda went rogue in Afghanistan ❤❤

    • @gluesniffer908
      @gluesniffer908 ปีที่แล้ว

      i still cant get over the paul brothers incident@@YourJapanic

    • @Number1mlpfan
      @Number1mlpfan ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@YourJapanicHELP WHAT

    • @eta2321
      @eta2321 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@YourJapanici do love this joke but im fairly sure that amanda said she’s uncomfortable with it so

    • @YourJapanic
      @YourJapanic ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eta2321 yea ik
      I posted the comment before I knew, I dont joke about it anymore tho

  • @someone39397
    @someone39397 ปีที่แล้ว +3657

    Omg, congrats Danny and Laura!! You guys are gonna make the best parents❤❤ That kid is gonna look REALLY young.

    • @xoticbell
      @xoticbell ปีที่แล้ว +300

      LMAO that was what i was thinking. Kids gonna be immortal

    • @Facerip
      @Facerip ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Youngest looking baby of all time frfr

    • @AriHatesMakingUsernames
      @AriHatesMakingUsernames ปีที่แล้ว +157

      He’s going to be a bit transparent when he’s born, too young to be seen

    • @honeyf3ather
      @honeyf3ather ปีที่แล้ว +38

      3 years old forever

    • @coolpumpkins453
      @coolpumpkins453 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

  • @ghostwithsliceoftoast
    @ghostwithsliceoftoast ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    It’s cool to see how you went from TH-camr, to famous person being stalked by paparazzi, to being a dad! Congrats to you and Laura, and take a break from TH-cam if you need it. Danny’s gonna be the ultimate tactical father, hope the kid’s name is Greg.

    • @kailajensen1021
      @kailajensen1021 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      and now being compared to Olivia Rodrigo! HES MAKING IT BIG

    • @InaneBlatherPodcast
      @InaneBlatherPodcast ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Omg if he named his kid Greg 😂

    • @melalepou
      @melalepou ปีที่แล้ว +18

      his kid is gonna be watching his old videos and thinking, wow he's been saying hi to me even before I was born...

  • @xTsunamiix
    @xTsunamiix ปีที่แล้ว +422

    I like how all gregs just collectively think Danny is much more mysterious than he actually is bcs of his sarcasm and playfulness 😭

  • @danicarakic2270
    @danicarakic2270 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    imagine having danny for a dad 😭 congratulations to you and laura, you're gonna be amazing parents ❤

  • @annetheelf8174
    @annetheelf8174 ปีที่แล้ว +1911

    True fans will remember that Danny and Drew have already dealt with pregnancy because of the manipulations of the Paul brothers

    • @abjectmadness1111
      @abjectmadness1111 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      WHAT⁉️

    • @zelveti
      @zelveti ปีที่แล้ว +114

      ​@@abjectmadness1111 the drew and danny fanfic

    • @abjectmadness1111
      @abjectmadness1111 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@zelveti WHAT‼️

    • @STAGISTODAY
      @STAGISTODAY ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HAAJAJAJAHAHA

    • @zelveti
      @zelveti ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@abjectmadness1111 i beg u to look up the video where danny & drew read a fanfic about them

  • @zytij
    @zytij ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Congrats Danny I’m 100% sure that you’ll probably look younger than your baby

    • @smeeghead
      @smeeghead ปีที่แล้ว +14

      underrated comment

  • @MafagafoGirl
    @MafagafoGirl ปีที่แล้ว +722

    I genuinely thought that when he paused on "I'll probably take, hmm" that he would finish it with "like, 18 years"
    Take all the time you need Danny, I'm sure you guys will do really well

    • @adrestia11811
      @adrestia11811 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      The next video will be "I spent 18 years raising a child, here's what happened..."

    • @wrenlmao124
      @wrenlmao124 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Adrestia "What's up, Greg?! My back hurts!"

  • @C1NN1E
    @C1NN1E ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I watched Danny since I was 10 (or when Vine was a thing). When I found out that him and Laura are having a baby, I was shocked and it made me look back. We've watched Danny become a goofy guy to a goofy guy with a child and it made me realized how much he has grown and how I, along with many other Gregs, grew up with him. I'm now approaching my senior year and I still look forward to watching his videos because they never stopped being entertaining. I'm not sure if he's going to see this but Danny, if you're reading this, thank you for making my childhood better with your videos. I am so happy for you and this milestone that you and Laura have approached. Please take all the time you need to prepare and spend time with you little Greg !!

    • @salami_lid98
      @salami_lid98 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I was in high school when vine came out, and I started watching him when it died. It's so interesting to see the different age ranges of his audience. I feel like that is how you know it is good content: being able to draw audiences of different backgrounds.

  • @RaineStorminTTV
    @RaineStorminTTV ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    TAKE ALLLLLL THE TIME YOU NEED! We will be here when you are ready to return!!! The first year goes by very quick and they grow so fast T-T ENJOY IT!

    • @Woooozy
      @Woooozy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, he doesn't deserve it.

    • @dollyhno
      @dollyhno ปีที่แล้ว +69

      ​@@Woooozy wth yes he does hes a FATHER

    • @Cowboy_McNugget
      @Cowboy_McNugget ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Woooozy what is going on up in your brain? White noise?

    • @PhilTheThrill87
      @PhilTheThrill87 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Cowboy_McNuggetjust a troll probably

    • @donaldfromtiktok6424
      @donaldfromtiktok6424 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WoooozyDude, you’re like 13. You probably don’t even know how babies are made yet.

  • @MusiciansRule07
    @MusiciansRule07 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Family comes first, Danny. Take as long as you need to be with Laura and your little one when they get here. We'll be here when you get back. Congratulations!

  • @mimey
    @mimey ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Danny has driven his fandom to such levels of insanity that he's one fake account away from becoming an ancient god, now THAT'S what I call a content creator

    • @alenunya
      @alenunya ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just to remind you, he started by appearing in our nightmares

  • @Ezmerelda2019
    @Ezmerelda2019 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Danny talking about how his fans don’t trust him anymore
    Also Danny talking about speed running Minecraft at the end, which turned out to be a trick

  • @ben_baudelaire
    @ben_baudelaire ปีที่แล้ว +518

    "it made me remember like an ancient times when sometimes it would rain and sometimes it wouldn't"
    truly inspiring

    • @nudelsoppa832
      @nudelsoppa832 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      5:53 a quote like no other

    • @josieeluv
      @josieeluv ปีที่แล้ว +17

      GOT ME FEELING LIKE THE RAIN GOD 💧🌧️💯💪

    • @aribantala
      @aribantala ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WE'RE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE WATER CYCLE WITH THIS ONE!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💪💪

  • @Stvrnsflms
    @Stvrnsflms ปีที่แล้ว +2441

    I'm so proud of danny he's been
    one of my favorite youtubers for a long time and I'm sure he's gonna be a great dad💙
    Edit:It's 12 june for me so happy Birthday danny hope u have an amazing day and 29 treats you well💙

    • @dewmilk7266
      @dewmilk7266 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love your username

    • @Stvrnsflms
      @Stvrnsflms ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dewmilk7266 Thank you I like yours too

    • @Eldritch_Soup
      @Eldritch_Soup ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dewmilk7266 glad i’m not the only one who noticed

    • @dewmilk7266
      @dewmilk7266 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you! I literally just got out of a dnd session 30 minutes before i said that

    • @Stvrnsflms
      @Stvrnsflms ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dewmilk7266 You play dnd?That's awsome!

  • @SugaSwooga
    @SugaSwooga ปีที่แล้ว +684

    In all seriousness, I’m so happy for Laura and Danny. They seem like such great people from the very small pieces we see of their lives. Hope everything goes well for them both. They’re gonna do great!

  • @wombatperson5431
    @wombatperson5431 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Dude take all the time you guys need, family is the priority. We'll all still be here when you come back! So excited for you guys!

  • @ihasboredom6052
    @ihasboredom6052 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I cant believe that danny's gonna be a great grandmother! I'm so happy for him!

    • @jorgeziana9998
      @jorgeziana9998 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im💀💀💀💀💀

    • @laser_uhhhh
      @laser_uhhhh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jorgeziana9998 holy shit you’re you’re dead you’re dead you’re dead you’re dead

    • @_questionmark_
      @_questionmark_ ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Granny Gonzalez

    • @InfinitySike
      @InfinitySike ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @user-sv1fz9eh5p 2 granny 2 furious

  • @anonymoustrashpanda4752
    @anonymoustrashpanda4752 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I love how the child even posted a vid saying he wasn’t Danny, and people still were suspicious 😂

  • @asdisgufinna4748
    @asdisgufinna4748 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    i love how the kid with the tiktok account wasn't trying to impersonate danny like he was fully just like 'guys I promise I'm a child that is not danny, not a child who is danny' lmao, love that even the kids in this fanbase have basic human decency and don't impersonate others for their own gain

  • @staykalmz
    @staykalmz ปีที่แล้ว +406

    I just still can’t wrap my head around the fact that Danny is going to be a dad! So excited for you 🎉

    • @justgonnacomment
      @justgonnacomment ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m so happy for danny

    • @aldranzam3456
      @aldranzam3456 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      so weird because I see him as more or less my age and myself as a youngster. But my mom was his age when she got pregnant so now I'm thinking woah, time is so odd-

    • @drby163
      @drby163 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same, he is the definition of forever 21

    • @Cheyenne_Pepper
      @Cheyenne_Pepper ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ik so cool tho ❤

    • @shelton9988
      @shelton9988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk him and the kid are wearing the same color shirt

  • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
    @Letthembelightpeaceonelove ปีที่แล้ว +544

    As someone with a 4 year old who’s been watching Danny for a while, this makes me happy because now I get to feel like I’m actually in the age group to be part of Danny’s audience. Well I’m actually the same age as Danny but had my kid pretty young 😅And of course congratulations to them both, they will both make wonderful, supportive parents, I know it. ❤My heart goes out to Laura right now, pregnancy is a hell of a time, especially in the heat of summer!!

    • @sarapowers8827
      @sarapowers8827 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm 31 and I understand the feeling fully ha

    • @Garsnoos
      @Garsnoos ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm the same age as Danny and always felt like I'm in the age group to be part of his audience...

  • @piltrampe269
    @piltrampe269 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Yay Danny is gonna be a dad! I know you will be be best parents ever! You guys are the sweetest people!🎉❤

    • @Regal2313
      @Regal2313 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Not RickRoll 🅥Don’t worry guys. Isn’t a rickroll…
      Probably.

    • @thewitch2810
      @thewitch2810 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OH MY GOD WHAT

    • @Bloodclot20
      @Bloodclot20 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s a great mom! ☺️❤️

  • @TheMunchkinita2509
    @TheMunchkinita2509 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Oh Danny, it's not that grandma can't find the spacebar, it's that she hits the spacebar twice 😅

    • @Pastagurllllll
      @Pastagurllllll ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She. Is. Doing. It. Like. This. Lol. 😂

    • @YRCYT
      @YRCYT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      G.

    • @hmmmm5677
      @hmmmm5677 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But. It. Would. Look. Like. This
      Not.like.this

  • @StrayStayKidsYT
    @StrayStayKidsYT ปีที่แล้ว +3917

    If the baby isn’t named Greg, I’m unsubscribing.

  • @wolfspade1646
    @wolfspade1646 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Danny just "happening to buy the tactical stroller" and unironically needing it is THE most Danny thing i've ever heard

  • @sophiamallette1868
    @sophiamallette1868 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Take all the time you need Danny, you and Laura definitely deserve time off we’re so excited for your spooky baby

    • @c12486
      @c12486 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m kind of scared of it tbh

    • @sophiamallette1868
      @sophiamallette1868 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@c12486HAHAHHAHA

    • @sophiamallette1868
      @sophiamallette1868 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@c12486me too, but I think Danny will be able to manage his time well and figure everything out once they are settled

  • @frog3262
    @frog3262 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    i like how danny talks about how insane it it his fans think of all these crazy conspiracies but at the end he sprinkles in the fact hes trying to speedrun minecraft so it was more believable

    • @bethanykroemer559
      @bethanykroemer559 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      …oh my god he WAS doing a red herring

  • @luciadreaming9
    @luciadreaming9 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I’m so happy for you and Laura!! And so glad you’re gonna take a lot of time off to support Laura and the baby while it still has squishy bones

    • @spontaneouslycombusted7664
      @spontaneouslycombusted7664 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAOO

    • @ladysauce2508
      @ladysauce2508 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i love how this both includes a greg inside joke, but also makes sense. babies r very squishy.

    • @luciadreaming9
      @luciadreaming9 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ladysauce2508 yesss I work at a pediatric hospital and they are so very squishy. Like how the heck did we come into the world with soft head bones

  • @smproject16
    @smproject16 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    He’s finally going to be the real Vampire Daddy. So happy he’s achieving his dreams ❤

  • @kellimora5746
    @kellimora5746 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    It would be insane if Danny really was tricking everyone with the baby and in like 18 years he drops the video explaining how he faked the whole thing.

    • @haki4066
      @haki4066 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I don’t think I’d be able to handle that much of a shock and would just collapse upon hearing that news

    • @skie6282
      @skie6282 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      HE was the baby the whole time!!

    • @zerian80
      @zerian80 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Plan your crops accordingly

    • @itsanoformethanks6277
      @itsanoformethanks6277 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment is too clever for TH-cam

  • @josieeluv
    @josieeluv ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Got me feeling like the rain god” is absolute bars

  • @RawTimee
    @RawTimee ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Congrats Danny, I’ve been watching you for years and ofc this would eventually happen but I’m proud of you. And if you do ever need a break for your kid we definitely would all understand

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "ofc this would eventually happen" not a big deal but not all couples have children, it's not a foregone conclusion. obvs Danny and his wife chose to though and all the best to them

  • @fissionabledolphin
    @fissionabledolphin ปีที่แล้ว +198

    very nice to see to see Danny dedicate a whole video to his close friend Drew Gooden. such a good friend ❤️

    • @baggyil
      @baggyil ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the bots are so advanced now they make fun of each other

    • @baggyil
      @baggyil ปีที่แล้ว +12

      someday they'll be making fun of the ones making fun of the other bots

  • @stevenguy5507
    @stevenguy5507 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Dont worry Danny, I already re-watch your videos from years ago up until now all the time and I do not intend to change that anytime soon! Congrats my friend, we'll all be here awaiting your triumphant return. 🤘🤘

    • @theMyRadiowasTaken
      @theMyRadiowasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +3

      weird question are you aware how great your name is

    • @stevenguy5507
      @stevenguy5507 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @theMyRadio every time a Drew video comes on, I feel like it was made personally for me 😂 thank you, friend!

    • @lusikxi9296
      @lusikxi9296 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed, till i rewatch every video vor the 5th time, he’ll be back again

  • @cometcraft4950
    @cometcraft4950 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    the fact that I can't even trust Danny while he's talking about how he didn't prank us says a lot about our relationship.

  • @kurb1122
    @kurb1122 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Congratulations Danny! I wish you good luck in the future, and feel free to take as long of a break as you need, we all understand

    • @coolpumpkins453
      @coolpumpkins453 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Not RickRoll 🅥 something makes me feel like its a rickroll

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He doesn't need people to tell him to take a break. It's not like he needs permission.

  • @aidenmb7932
    @aidenmb7932 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Damn. I don't check on Danny for a little while and now he's about to be a dad. Congrats dude

    • @NealCatastrophe
      @NealCatastrophe ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The wording of this is like he’s a sim

  • @doggytheanarchist7876
    @doggytheanarchist7876 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Congratulations man. Becoming a dad is amazing!
    Make sure you take a lot of time off.
    That early bonding is so important. ❤
    A quick daddy tip is, if your partner is breastfeeding, you do all the daipers.
    That's how you can become almost equally involved in the baby and all it's little routines.
    Diaper changes are as frequent, as random and as intimate as the feedings.
    And you'll get used to the grossness.
    I'm not joking. The way to bond with a baby, is to fulfill it's needs.

    • @alys.7491
      @alys.7491 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I'm glad other people realize how important it is for the baby to bond with both parents, and vice versa. Unfortunately Dads tend to miss out because there's not enough paternal leave.

    • @Punkini
      @Punkini ปีที่แล้ว +47

      God this comment is depressing. Not OPs fault but the fact that men have to be reminded to do the bare minimum is embarrassing.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Punkiniat least now they’re being reminded

    • @bobbobert9379
      @bobbobert9379 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Punkinijust because someone chose to say this doesn't mean he needed the reminder.

  • @SparrowAddy22
    @SparrowAddy22 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I didn’t know he was having a baby so I’m literally crying right now. I grew up watching you and I know this sounds weird but he was like a father figure to me since my dad worked on the road. I found Danny when I was eight and am now going into junior year. I can’t stop crying tho because I’m so happy yet depressed.

  • @elspethwilson295
    @elspethwilson295 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Half expecting Danny to revoke the "No more spooky songs" declaration and comes out with "Spooky Baby" in honour of the October due date. 🎃

  • @domi9730
    @domi9730 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Paternal leave is super important, don't worry about taking time off. You and Laura are such sweet people, I know you're going to be amazing parents!

  • @ftseo
    @ftseo ปีที่แล้ว +101

    take as much time off as you need, danny! your personal life is obviously a priority, and we’re all very excited for you!! i’m sure you’ll be a great dad 💪

  • @BelligerentBarbie
    @BelligerentBarbie ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Danny you gaslit us all and now you’re mad at us for being paranoid?? YOU DID THIS TO US!

  • @adjasontspace1037
    @adjasontspace1037 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I love these as an artist because it's like, watching a normal healthy human interact with his relatively normal fans. Great video Danny

  • @iguessimhere2632
    @iguessimhere2632 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I love how awkwardly he says “hello… gaysss!” Honestly I appreciate him celebrating it with us though! Happy pride month Danny thanks for being an ally

  • @I1-_Ok_-1I
    @I1-_Ok_-1I ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love how Danny literally became the boy who cried wolf
    He started tricking his fans, doing silly and goofy shit and now no one believes him when he says anything
    Or if he does say anything everyone becomes paranoid theorists

  • @kiaradoesntexist
    @kiaradoesntexist ปีที่แล้ว +161

    14:27 the way he straight-up lied lmao

  • @itsyourmumsgf
    @itsyourmumsgf ปีที่แล้ว +202

    i actually almost cried seeing the announcement, i know you and laura are going to be the perfect parents and im so happy for you

    • @peter19426
      @peter19426 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Almost cried?

    • @itsyourmumsgf
      @itsyourmumsgf ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@peter19426 i was on my period so i was very emotional

    • @me7myself8and9I
      @me7myself8and9I ปีที่แล้ว

      Did he announced it in some other video too? I watch all and don't remember

    • @itsyourmumsgf
      @itsyourmumsgf ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@me7myself8and9I it was on his instagram a while ago :)

  • @laurenlovesspace
    @laurenlovesspace ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Congratulations danny! Take as much time as you need, we’ll all be here when you get back!

  • @rexprocellas4161
    @rexprocellas4161 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Happy birthday to the both of us on Monday, Danny! Honestly so sick that you're gonna be a dad, congrats man.

    • @georgia2321
      @georgia2321 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happy birthday to me & you both, Greg! (And to Danny too ofc)
      It’s objectively the best day of the year to be born. I’m glad we nailed it.

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy birthday to all of the Gregs and Danny!

  • @Remi_Lin
    @Remi_Lin ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Danny! Congrats for becoming a dad! Don’t worry, take as much time as you need for the kid, your videos have so much rewatch value for everything. This is crazy, congrats Danny!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @moongirl8807
    @moongirl8807 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Danny: completely destroys Greg's trust issues
    Also Danny: why is everyone making conspiracy theories about my secret Tiktok account?

  • @adorbsdrama2752
    @adorbsdrama2752 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Congrats to you two!!! If you end up taking a break, we the Greg's will understand.
    Wishing the best for you two (three??) on this new stage of yer life

  • @FairFeline
    @FairFeline ปีที่แล้ว +91

    That kid is going to grow up and develop the best sense of humor.

  • @drew1840
    @drew1840 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Minecraft Speedrun trickery reached all the way to the second channel. The corruption goes deep.

  • @Struudeli
    @Struudeli ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Danny take as much time away as you need for the baby when they're born, those months only happen once and being there is so important. We'll be waiting when you come back!

    • @Rebecca-zj4wq
      @Rebecca-zj4wq ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In my country, it's normal for parents to take a year. No need to rush back just because you're a youtuber.

    • @Struudeli
      @Struudeli ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rebecca-zj4wq We have similar system! At least half a year, but it depends on person, dads (can go other way around too but usually) also get parental leave for couple months.

  • @pinecone189
    @pinecone189 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    12:33 made me laugh so hard bc when it started to change I thought it'd be a baby picture but it's just his youtube picture

  • @mari.alonzo
    @mari.alonzo ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Fellow parent here, take as much time as you need! I had my daughter last October (woo, October babies!!!) and it goes so quick, I can't believe my baby is gonna be one soon! Not to mention the first year can be full of so many ups and downs. Wishing you and Laura all the best ❤

  • @jared8002
    @jared8002 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    danny looking so disappointed in himself for saying "jorvis and jarden" is making me laugh so hard

  • @KIERA_REALLL
    @KIERA_REALLL ปีที่แล้ว +104

    hes not just gonna be a dad, hes gonna be vampire daddy gonzalez.
    edit: no seriously, congrats danny! ❤

    • @justgonnacomment
      @justgonnacomment ปีที่แล้ว

      @FUNNY RAGDOLL sthu

    • @creampuff8903
      @creampuff8903 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justgonnacomment what did they say before they deleted it?

  • @RedParatroopa112
    @RedParatroopa112 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i’m so happy danny is going to be a mother and I look forward to seeing his cable management skills

  • @lindseyjohnson8578
    @lindseyjohnson8578 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Hope Laura is feeling well! Congrats to both of you once again, that baby is going to be so blessed with two amazing parents!

  • @kateb1127
    @kateb1127 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Gregs are too well trained in solving Dannys plans, it's no wonder that was the reaction.
    Congrats on the baby!

  • @flowerpot7067
    @flowerpot7067 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    i’m so happy for you guys! hope the gregnancy goes well 💞

  • @honeydewgurlfriend
    @honeydewgurlfriend ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I'm so glad you can take time off, being able to have "paternity leave" is gonna be so amazing for you both!! It reduces the risk of PPD and gives you time to bond with your baby! I really hope you take all the time off you both need!! You should take at least a few months off and work lots of half-days throughout the year... (Or whatever works well for you guys)

  • @dannydebatable
    @dannydebatable ปีที่แล้ว +29

    DADDY GORGONZOLA!!!! IM SO HAPPY FOR YALL YOU WILL 100% BE A GREAT DAD!!

  • @Fionacle
    @Fionacle ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I bet he’ll be such a fun dad, best wishes for you and your family!

  • @stephaniebeffanie8956
    @stephaniebeffanie8956 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Please make the baby a onesie that says “Truly Greg”.
    Also, congrats Danny and Laura! ❤

  • @Stays1world
    @Stays1world ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Danny being a dad is one of the most awesome and ironic thing i have ever seen❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Idkwhoiamdawg
    @Idkwhoiamdawg ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The amount of mistrust dannys fans have for him is honestly astounding

  • @wheelbarrow0104
    @wheelbarrow0104 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    since i don't watch danny's videos in order, the mention of "trying to speedrun minecraft" was so funny because i'd already seen his video where he explains he hired a pro

  • @bayleebee1217
    @bayleebee1217 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Take as much time as you need after you guys have the baby!! We’ll still be here when you come back ❤

  • @sarascott201
    @sarascott201 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Congrats Danny and Laura 🥰 take as much time as you need Danny, being a parent is life changing and we don't expect you to overwhelm yourself, good luck we know you'll be a great dad and enjoy all the time with your lil baby 🥰

  • @starrynight4167
    @starrynight4167 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I've been a fan of yours for a long time and your videos have helped my mental health throughout university (That I've finally graduated from today!). Thank you so much Danny and congratulations!

    • @Saga_Anserum
      @Saga_Anserum ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ooh, congrats to you!

    • @sophiaamrine
      @sophiaamrine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congrats man

    • @beatrice4628
      @beatrice4628 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoo congrats!

    • @endless_del
      @endless_del ปีที่แล้ว

      congrats on graduating!! im so proud of you ❤ i hope all that hard work pays off very soon

    • @starrynight4167
      @starrynight4167 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​ @Saga Anserum ​​@S A ​@Beatrice​ @lovely Thank you all so much!

  • @M0N5T3RV1B3
    @M0N5T3RV1B3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The fact that the next suggested video is "POV I'm your vampire dad" is so funny to me

  • @cliplastname3167
    @cliplastname3167 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    i genuinely laughed at jorvis and jarden harder than anything i have recently